Top 10 reasons why zr22k (Jim) has a hard time growing up -
10. He's 47, balding, fat, and STILL watches the Powerpuff Girls.
9. It's 11 p.m. Sat. night, and he's reading Keepers while lingering in NHL:1 chat.
8. He giggles every time he hears a female chatter say 69.
7. He and his neighbor's granddaughter have matching Hello Kitty socks.
6. He shares a 1-bedroom apartment with mom.
5. He works part-time at Toys R Us on weekends.
4. He takes a dump in the corner of mom's apartment and then blames the dog.
3. He spit shines the spinners of his 1974 Big Wheel and won't let other kids ride it.
2. All of his imaginary friends are named after GI Joe characters.
1. Before sleeping, visions of sugarplums dance through his head, instead of naked love-slaves.
Jim in his 47 years has gone from infancy to childhood and from youth to physical maturity and yes, on to old age... but has yet to become a responsible adult.
Why is that, Jim?
Some men such as Jim will never grow up mentally or emotionally. The reality is that he would find the real world scary. By not growing up mentally or emotionally people like Jim do not have to face and deal with reality, which takes effort and courage, and they do not wish to challenge themselves.
Jim, I hate to preach here, but...
...for all that God has provided and enabled that is accessible to man... God only asks for two characteristics in return:
1. Think before acting and accept responsibility for your actions.
2. Accept responsible challenges.
All who do not develop the above characteristics, then God’s Intelligent Design will punish them and all who are close to them in the here and now.
First sonned by Mother Nature, next God.
Some men such as Jim do not wish to get married. They fear the loss of freedom and the potential loss of wealth. Marriage unfortunately has earned a bad rap, mainly because of the rules that Government has imposed for their political profit and how Jocko speaks of his previous marriage... LOL!!!
LOL!!! at potential loss of wealth. LOLOL!!! at the loss of freedom... this meaning he would have to leave mom's apartment and cut down on chat hours logged?
So again I ask, Jim...
... why have you not yet become a responsible adult?
Does breast feeding until you were 9 have anything to do with it?
zr22k shaking in his boots... debating on whether to leave chat for a year due to the Sonners humiliating him again or to stay and use the ignore feature this time.
Some think you never really left. Jim, but rather lurked and lingered for 365 days.
LOL!!!
Friday, October 17, 2008
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
He knows hockey but...
Has anyone ever read or heard such a profuse outpouring of useless hockey knowledge provided by one chatter? Below is just a small sample...
antiwhy: gonna gut my farm for one cup run them do the league a favor and walk
LOL at that! Ryan forever rebuilding but nothing to show for his energy after 7 years, or does he?
antiwhy: anyone want bernier
antiwhy: jonathan
smoothadriene: no thanks anti you can have him
antiwhy: bernier is going to bill for giguere
antiwhy: i turned down giggy for leclaire and cole earlier
antiwhy: if it was me i wouldnt have given so much for 60 pt frolov
antiwhy: btw
antiwhy: bill agreed to that deal without comeau and kubina being thrown in by me
antiwhy: thats not the point
antiwhy: i could have given less but i was nice enough to giveup more lol
antiwhy: tammy forgot to start price cuz shes been busy puking btw
antiwhy: cherapanov died from a heavy heart
antiwhy: most peoples hearts weigh 290 grams, his was 495
antiwhy: cherepanov had the same condition as david carle, miocardiopathy
antiwhy: and no she didnt purposely bench him because shes playing me
antiwhy: shes been teasing me all week lol
antiwhy: leafs should be 2-1
antiwhy: they have played good
antiwhy: lundqvist exposed as manny fernandez, product of defense infront of him
cck2ca: kulemin is a stud
antiwhy: hes no handzus
antiwhy: handzus on pace for 82 pts.
antiwhy: tracy doesnt like long walks on the beach or romantic dinners
antiwhy: give her a hungry man and a slow walk through a recycling center and shes good to go
antiwhy: it wasnt the players involved in the deal
antiwhy: you traded your only stud for a 2nd liner, 3rd liner and mediocre prospect when you need a goalie
flyereddie48: apparently ed ..doesnt matter you like the deal ..everyone else has to
antiwhy: edbel doesnt have a plan
edbeldrunk: veto! Boyle never will make the league! 10 goals max!
antiwhy: its been 3 years and his team is in park with the flashers on
antiwhy: bryzgalov is one of the best
antiwhy: and brodeur
antiwhy: i think hes better than lundqvist
flyereddie48: why wasnt barrys trade vetoed?
flyereddie48: wasnt a rape?
antiwhy: i had a problem with what he traded for, the value isnt bad
antiwhy: your trade was put through
edbeldrunk: it was
antiwhy: why not trade heatley for a starter
cck2ca: anti still yapping about lundy, dude its fantasy hockey i don't care
antiwhy: fuck off chris im not talking about that
edbeldrunk: lol
antiwhy: wakeup
antiwhy: james neal>>>brunnstrom
antiwhy: kings near tops in the league for GAA
antiwhy: cck bein a chicken shit
cck2ca: wtf anti
antiwhy: dude i wasnt even talking about the deal and u run your yap to me
cck2ca: thought id play your game son
antiwhy: i was beyond that
antiwhy: but u brought it back up lol
antiwhy: son?
antiwhy: lol
cck2ca: sending random notes about a deal done over a month ago, dude wtf
antiwhy: good luck learning prospects u will need it lol
cck2ca: i'll keep giroux, he isn't a bust like you say
antiwhy: who said he was
antiwhy: i said he wont be a star
antiwhy: lots of frogs put up big numbers in the q
duecey4: I also doubt giroux will live up to the hype
antiwhy: hes no berglund
cck2ca: berglund
antiwhy: who chris had never heard of until i mentioned it, next day he trades junk for him
antiwhy: lol unreal
cck2ca: i did know who he was
antiwhy: vanek is a beast when he wants to play
antiwhy: stafford is really lazy
cck2ca: and yet you send daily offers for him
antiwhy: stafford has potential to be very good but his work ethic stinks
antiwhy: he reminds me of steve bernier
antiwhy: wow good thing tammy forgot to start price or id really be getting killed
LOL when fantasy hockey is your life, how do you forget to start a goalie? =)) I'm thinking Tammy was pressured into leaving him off the starting roster by Ryan.
cck2ca: how convienent
edbeldrunk: lol
antiwhy: yea she did it on purpose
antiwhy: shes been sick all week thanks
antiwhy: why dont u annoy her with pm's again and ask
antiwhy: but yea she is me
cck2ca: what all i did was if she was interested in steen, whats wrong with that?
antiwhy: then u begin asking for studs in return
Even if that is true, isn't that part of the trading/raping process? Rapes and trades take place each and every day. =)) Ryan is mad that CCK is talking to his woman... and not always about fantasy hockey. Fact!
antiwhy: anyways
cck2ca: huh?
cck2ca: all i said was if she had interest in steen to let me know
cck2ca: never mentioned any names
Now who is one going to believe? I'm thinking Chris has more credibility than Ryan and Tammy combined. Fact!
cck2ca: i asked if tammy wanted to move dustin boyd, all i asked
antiwhy: she just told me u annoy her with bs offers
LOL, typical cowardly individual, afraid to go straight to the source. She uses Ryan to do her dirty work. Tammy is probably one who continually posts comments under anonymous as well... LMFAO... exposed!
cck2ca: like what,
antiwhy: she ignores him and bitches to me lol
cck2ca: i never asked for filatov or wilson , so what are you talking about, are you drunk anti or what
hockeychik1998: cck wanting filatov wilson and a pic of those 40d's for steen from banall
antiwhy: not talking about the steen deal lol
antiwhy: shes told me that u asked for her best kids for scrubs before not sure who was involved
cck2ca: no i didin't
Sounds like antitruth and banallrealisticcomments are at it again. =)) This is why chat couples should not manage individual teams in a fantasy league. LOL!!!
cck2ca: i don't want that commie fuck filatov
antiwhy: lol
antiwhy: ok
antiwhy: flyers could of had kipper for a 2nd years ago too
antiwhy: heard ferguson sr. talk about it on xm
antiwhy: said when he was assistant in san jose, clarke balked at trading a 2nd for an unproven goalie
antiwhy: i think halak is better than price lol
antiwhy: leclaire is great, jackets need to put something around him
antiwhy: play brassard and voracek more
antiwhy: bryzgalov top 10
c_d164: ill take bryzgalov a top 10
c_d164: but gerber no
At least one chatter is buying into all of Ryan's hockey knowledge, Booman2k0 =))
antiwhy: roy stole games, fradeur rarely has to
antiwhy: id take fleury over anyone and i used to think he sucked
antiwhy: fleury, bryzgalov, leclaire, giguere true
antiwhy: giguere and ducks look dead
antiwhy: older team
antiwhy: not much talent left
antiwhy: boyd was a free agent btw
antiwhy: played over 40 games and tammy didnt want the bum
Tammy dumping all bums but one, right Ryan? LOL!!! You maybe? Is that why you fear CCK talking trades with Tammy?
antiwhy: dropped tootoo but hes dressed for his 3rd game today
antiwhy: i followed rules as per usual
antiwhy: leafs have been real good actually
antiwhy: fuckin hollweg cost them
antiwhy: lundqvist plays behind a great d and faces 8 shots a game
antiwhy: like fradeur and backstrom
So is Ryan saying Lundqvist is overrated? Come on Ryan, learn the game!
c_d164: lundqvist is another goalie who doesnt impress me
Ryan able to convince Booman again. Too funny.
antiwhy: LA has improved their GAA and will continue to do so
antiwhy: all i can ask for is improvement each year
antiwhy: youngest team in nhl
thornton_19_canada: YOUR GM IS CHEAP
c_d164: lababera is 16th
antiwhy: yea its the gm
thornton_19_canada: 5MILL
antiwhy: its the owners lol
antiwhy: frolov will stay because he loves la and took less last time
antiwhy: frolov, kopitar, brown, o
antiwhy: buy in
antiwhy: cammalleri wanted 6 mill so hes gone
antiwhy: thats why it took so long to sign o'sullivan thornton
antiwhy: he wanted 4-5 mill
antiwhy: takes brains to rebuild the right way
antiwhy: niskanen for frogren true
antiwhy: stud
antiwhy: wonder how amazingoilers likes tom gilbert
antiwhy: he was in my ear all season about how he raped me, gilbert for keith
antiwhy: because i get him for cheap for 3 years
antiwhy: hes a good value and the most underrated dman in the game IMO
antiwhy: best hawks dman by a mile
antiwhy: most underrated player in the league with 2 assists
antiwhy: maybe it isnt good that tammy forgot to start price lol
antiwhy: buststrom 2 goals
antiwhy: id say it was a good pickup but hes no dubinsky
antiwhy: kings and yotes will blow by the ducks in the next few years
But when it's all said and done come 2050, the Ducks will still be the only team of the aforementioned with a cup.
Ryan, you need to seriously consider another career. Fantasy GM is just not cutting it. When you only win 1 cup in 7 years (that being in a league of 4 LOL!!!) I am not impressed.
All talk, no action!
You had more success in your previous career, did you not?
Until the law caught up to you anyway. l-)
antiwhy: gonna gut my farm for one cup run them do the league a favor and walk
LOL at that! Ryan forever rebuilding but nothing to show for his energy after 7 years, or does he?
antiwhy: anyone want bernier
antiwhy: jonathan
smoothadriene: no thanks anti you can have him
antiwhy: bernier is going to bill for giguere
antiwhy: i turned down giggy for leclaire and cole earlier
antiwhy: if it was me i wouldnt have given so much for 60 pt frolov
antiwhy: btw
antiwhy: bill agreed to that deal without comeau and kubina being thrown in by me
antiwhy: thats not the point
antiwhy: i could have given less but i was nice enough to giveup more lol
antiwhy: tammy forgot to start price cuz shes been busy puking btw
antiwhy: cherapanov died from a heavy heart
antiwhy: most peoples hearts weigh 290 grams, his was 495
antiwhy: cherepanov had the same condition as david carle, miocardiopathy
antiwhy: and no she didnt purposely bench him because shes playing me
antiwhy: shes been teasing me all week lol
antiwhy: leafs should be 2-1
antiwhy: they have played good
antiwhy: lundqvist exposed as manny fernandez, product of defense infront of him
cck2ca: kulemin is a stud
antiwhy: hes no handzus
antiwhy: handzus on pace for 82 pts.
antiwhy: tracy doesnt like long walks on the beach or romantic dinners
antiwhy: give her a hungry man and a slow walk through a recycling center and shes good to go
antiwhy: it wasnt the players involved in the deal
antiwhy: you traded your only stud for a 2nd liner, 3rd liner and mediocre prospect when you need a goalie
flyereddie48: apparently ed ..doesnt matter you like the deal ..everyone else has to
antiwhy: edbel doesnt have a plan
edbeldrunk: veto! Boyle never will make the league! 10 goals max!
antiwhy: its been 3 years and his team is in park with the flashers on
antiwhy: bryzgalov is one of the best
antiwhy: and brodeur
antiwhy: i think hes better than lundqvist
flyereddie48: why wasnt barrys trade vetoed?
flyereddie48: wasnt a rape?
antiwhy: i had a problem with what he traded for, the value isnt bad
antiwhy: your trade was put through
edbeldrunk: it was
antiwhy: why not trade heatley for a starter
cck2ca: anti still yapping about lundy, dude its fantasy hockey i don't care
antiwhy: fuck off chris im not talking about that
edbeldrunk: lol
antiwhy: wakeup
antiwhy: james neal>>>brunnstrom
antiwhy: kings near tops in the league for GAA
antiwhy: cck bein a chicken shit
cck2ca: wtf anti
antiwhy: dude i wasnt even talking about the deal and u run your yap to me
cck2ca: thought id play your game son
antiwhy: i was beyond that
antiwhy: but u brought it back up lol
antiwhy: son?
antiwhy: lol
cck2ca: sending random notes about a deal done over a month ago, dude wtf
antiwhy: good luck learning prospects u will need it lol
cck2ca: i'll keep giroux, he isn't a bust like you say
antiwhy: who said he was
antiwhy: i said he wont be a star
antiwhy: lots of frogs put up big numbers in the q
duecey4: I also doubt giroux will live up to the hype
antiwhy: hes no berglund
cck2ca: berglund
antiwhy: who chris had never heard of until i mentioned it, next day he trades junk for him
antiwhy: lol unreal
cck2ca: i did know who he was
antiwhy: vanek is a beast when he wants to play
antiwhy: stafford is really lazy
cck2ca: and yet you send daily offers for him
antiwhy: stafford has potential to be very good but his work ethic stinks
antiwhy: he reminds me of steve bernier
antiwhy: wow good thing tammy forgot to start price or id really be getting killed
LOL when fantasy hockey is your life, how do you forget to start a goalie? =)) I'm thinking Tammy was pressured into leaving him off the starting roster by Ryan.
cck2ca: how convienent
edbeldrunk: lol
antiwhy: yea she did it on purpose
antiwhy: shes been sick all week thanks
antiwhy: why dont u annoy her with pm's again and ask
antiwhy: but yea she is me
cck2ca: what all i did was if she was interested in steen, whats wrong with that?
antiwhy: then u begin asking for studs in return
Even if that is true, isn't that part of the trading/raping process? Rapes and trades take place each and every day. =)) Ryan is mad that CCK is talking to his woman... and not always about fantasy hockey. Fact!
antiwhy: anyways
cck2ca: huh?
cck2ca: all i said was if she had interest in steen to let me know
cck2ca: never mentioned any names
Now who is one going to believe? I'm thinking Chris has more credibility than Ryan and Tammy combined. Fact!
cck2ca: i asked if tammy wanted to move dustin boyd, all i asked
antiwhy: she just told me u annoy her with bs offers
LOL, typical cowardly individual, afraid to go straight to the source. She uses Ryan to do her dirty work. Tammy is probably one who continually posts comments under anonymous as well... LMFAO... exposed!
cck2ca: like what,
antiwhy: she ignores him and bitches to me lol
cck2ca: i never asked for filatov or wilson , so what are you talking about, are you drunk anti or what
hockeychik1998: cck wanting filatov wilson and a pic of those 40d's for steen from banall
antiwhy: not talking about the steen deal lol
antiwhy: shes told me that u asked for her best kids for scrubs before not sure who was involved
cck2ca: no i didin't
Sounds like antitruth and banallrealisticcomments are at it again. =)) This is why chat couples should not manage individual teams in a fantasy league. LOL!!!
cck2ca: i don't want that commie fuck filatov
antiwhy: lol
antiwhy: ok
antiwhy: flyers could of had kipper for a 2nd years ago too
antiwhy: heard ferguson sr. talk about it on xm
antiwhy: said when he was assistant in san jose, clarke balked at trading a 2nd for an unproven goalie
antiwhy: i think halak is better than price lol
antiwhy: leclaire is great, jackets need to put something around him
antiwhy: play brassard and voracek more
antiwhy: bryzgalov top 10
c_d164: ill take bryzgalov a top 10
c_d164: but gerber no
At least one chatter is buying into all of Ryan's hockey knowledge, Booman2k0 =))
antiwhy: roy stole games, fradeur rarely has to
antiwhy: id take fleury over anyone and i used to think he sucked
antiwhy: fleury, bryzgalov, leclaire, giguere true
antiwhy: giguere and ducks look dead
antiwhy: older team
antiwhy: not much talent left
antiwhy: boyd was a free agent btw
antiwhy: played over 40 games and tammy didnt want the bum
Tammy dumping all bums but one, right Ryan? LOL!!! You maybe? Is that why you fear CCK talking trades with Tammy?
antiwhy: dropped tootoo but hes dressed for his 3rd game today
antiwhy: i followed rules as per usual
antiwhy: leafs have been real good actually
antiwhy: fuckin hollweg cost them
antiwhy: lundqvist plays behind a great d and faces 8 shots a game
antiwhy: like fradeur and backstrom
So is Ryan saying Lundqvist is overrated? Come on Ryan, learn the game!
c_d164: lundqvist is another goalie who doesnt impress me
Ryan able to convince Booman again. Too funny.
antiwhy: LA has improved their GAA and will continue to do so
antiwhy: all i can ask for is improvement each year
antiwhy: youngest team in nhl
thornton_19_canada: YOUR GM IS CHEAP
c_d164: lababera is 16th
antiwhy: yea its the gm
thornton_19_canada: 5MILL
antiwhy: its the owners lol
antiwhy: frolov will stay because he loves la and took less last time
antiwhy: frolov, kopitar, brown, o
antiwhy: buy in
antiwhy: cammalleri wanted 6 mill so hes gone
antiwhy: thats why it took so long to sign o'sullivan thornton
antiwhy: he wanted 4-5 mill
antiwhy: takes brains to rebuild the right way
antiwhy: niskanen for frogren true
antiwhy: stud
antiwhy: wonder how amazingoilers likes tom gilbert
antiwhy: he was in my ear all season about how he raped me, gilbert for keith
antiwhy: because i get him for cheap for 3 years
antiwhy: hes a good value and the most underrated dman in the game IMO
antiwhy: best hawks dman by a mile
antiwhy: most underrated player in the league with 2 assists
antiwhy: maybe it isnt good that tammy forgot to start price lol
antiwhy: buststrom 2 goals
antiwhy: id say it was a good pickup but hes no dubinsky
antiwhy: kings and yotes will blow by the ducks in the next few years
But when it's all said and done come 2050, the Ducks will still be the only team of the aforementioned with a cup.
Ryan, you need to seriously consider another career. Fantasy GM is just not cutting it. When you only win 1 cup in 7 years (that being in a league of 4 LOL!!!) I am not impressed.
All talk, no action!
You had more success in your previous career, did you not?
Until the law caught up to you anyway. l-)
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Serious puck, and bullshit...
So I wander into NHL:1 this morning at about 2:30 AM and I hear Mitch (xl_five_lx) giving advice to Katie (Canucks_girl44) on how to forget about Paul (Jerzzzey) and to move on.
Seems like Katie has had her feelings hurt because her and Paul used to be cool with one another, but since Mary_Christine popped into Paul's life, Paul has started talking shit about Katie. Mitch is trying to tell Katie to calm down, it's only chat... blah... blah... blah...
canucks_girl44: now paul only says he loved and ever loved mary christine and no one else blah blah blah, says i look like a man, etc. just to impress mary
canucks_girl44: and i'm like, you pmed me fucking 24/7 you psycho
canucks_girl44: thornton too
youdontknowjack50: mary doesn't impress me
canucks_girl44: lmao I know
canucks_girl44: i know
canucks_girl44: it's all he has
canucks_girl44: and he's dating the tranny of all trannies!
canucks_girl44: IRONYYYY
canucks_girl44: =))
Mitch trying to tell Katie that Mary_christine looks like Geronimo with that big nose of hers.
This coming from a man who was so embarrassed and humiliated by a chatter in Jocko that he stayed away from chat for how long? Mitch stating in chat he's been away from chat for a couple of years... LOL!!!
You lingering and lurking faggit... welcome back!
Okay, now Katie is on cam for Mitch and he's trying to see some 'flesh'... some things will never change. Aren't you about 3x her age, Mitch? Now it's photosharing hour. LOL!!!
So Mitch was going on about how he called Mary_Christine at Victoria Secret and demanded that she return the Tennis Bracelet and clothing she purchased with Thornton's moms credit card.
master_music_man2: ouch
youdontknowjack50: sounds like the trip to florida
Okay, back to Katie's pictures...
youdontknowjack50: whose huge hand is that ?
youdontknowjack50: whew thought it was one of your gf's
youdontknowjack50: well she did say she was out with her gf's
Mitch thinking those are pics of boo_denali's hands.
Mitch stating how Katie has come around over the years. LOL!!!
'Katie, did I ever dick you around like that?'
'Nah Mitch, you ware always pretty good to me.'
LOL!!!
'You're busting out of that top, says Mitch.' Too funny! What some young chicks will do for attention.
"Wow, what a rack, says Mitch'... creepy, coming from a 50+ year old.
youdontknowjack50: the cidinglight blog
youdontknowjack50: i only read it three times it is pretty funny
youdontknowjack50: oz gets it the wordt on the blog
youdontknowjack50: worst
Katie trying to tell Mitch that the blogger has no life to be writing about a chat room. LOL!!!
How much of a life do you have Katie to frequent chat and the blog as often as you do?
master_music_man2: geez I lurk way too much in this room
canucks_girl44: lol lurker
Mitch telling Katie that Dean and Pavel are both insane. LOL!!!
LOL at Katie telling Mitch that Dean got caught telling hotshotschamp that he got hit by an 18-wheeler and is collecting disability. Everyone is obsessed with Dean.
Katie telling Mitch that Dean is now exposed as unemployed and really isn't the rich stockbroker that he claimed to be.
youdontknowjack50: he got hit by a semi running from shanna at the airport?
LOL at Mitch saying only Jocko knows the true story of Dean... something about Dean taking care of his grandmother full-time.
Here we go again with the Dean/Shanna story from Mitch. Mitch's version changes each time he tells the story.
Now Mitch, Katie and Jack are trying to figure out if Dean got hit by the semi before or after meeting Shanna. Mitch knowing that the semi crashed through Dean's house, that Dean never leaves the house to have been struck on the road.
Darren (fire-rescue1985) on the mic. I think I'd rather hear Mitch make up some stories.
LOL at Mitch telling Katie... 'BRB, talk to fire'... was that Mitch's way of saying please don't leave, Katie?
LOL at Darren talking of the good 'ole days of chat, when you could have fun for more than 10 minutes at a time. Too funny.
canucks_girl44: hahah
canucks_girl44: aw i miss those days
canucks_girl44: before sonners
LMFAO at before sonners.
canucks_girl44: but then half the room'd be empty darren
Isn't have a room 25 chatters... LOL...
canucks_girl44: darren look at my profile pic. that's for mitch
'Damn, darlin', if you go runnin' you better have some damn good support there', says Darren. =))
Maybe deep down Katie hates Paul because he is no longer around to talk that way to her anymore.
canucks_girl44: shady dont show that to Jay, he'll start coming back in chat
canucks_girl44: jk Jay's cool shit
canucks_girl44: does he still live with you jack?
canucks_girl44: wb master
youdontknowjack50: i saw him at thanksgiving at my sisters
LOL, so that's a yes.
Between Mitch, Jack and Darren... there must be 145 years of experience for Katie to get off to tonight.
Mitch stepping outdoors to smoke, puts out his butt, throws it in a bucket and up in flames the bucket goes. Darren states he's on his way to put out the fire. LOL!!! Stick to plucking cats out of trees, Darren.
LOL at Mitch saying Jocko is old.
Mitch saying that Paul made up some people search web site and made him to be 20 years older than he really is. =))
Watch what you say of Jocko, Mitch... you may find yourself sonned from chat for another 2 years. LOL!!!
canucks_girl44: i was gonna be xena this year too
canucks_girl44: but now i'm going as Wayne and my friend as Garth
canucks_girl44: i used to do it perfectly
canucks_girl44: then my voice got lower and now i cant
canucks_girl44: true story
Darren doing an impersonation of some cartoon character on mic.
Mr. Gruesome from The Flintstones... wtf?
looku_bibeub466: Hello
canucks_girl44: Hi looku!
canucks_girl44: looku who's your team?
youdontknowjack50: i seen them in paganism 4 when they used to have trivia in there
canucks_girl44: i thought i've seen looku say more than that before
canucks_girl44: and everyone was like
youdontknowjack50: tehy are here to observe what we are talking about
canucks_girl44: what do you mean jack? that's creepy
fire_rescue1985: really?
canucks_girl44: like aliens
canucks_girl44: the lookus
fire_rescue1985: i'll protect you katie
canucks_girl44: lol
canucks_girl44: okay
youdontknowjack50: someone that hasa regular in here but uses those names to spy
LOL, don't bots go into each and every room, Jack?
canucks_girl44: blogger?
youdontknowjack50: regular name
youdontknowjack50: dunno
canucks_girl44: might be the blogger
youdontknowjack50: i can only think of a few from here that also goes to the paganism room
canucks_girl44: true story
youdontknowjack50: dean,paul tasha , talker
canucks_girl44: tashas' good at trivia stuff
canucks_girl44: yeah right darren
youdontknowjack50: tasha has the bot that runs a trivia program
canucks_girl44: but five you've experienced it all! that's why!
LOL at Mitch stating he kicked Tasha's ass in trivia more times that anyone would believe.
Mitch asking Darren how old he is... =))
LOL at Darren only being 38.
Mitch won't tell Darren how old he is... what a surprise.
I wonder who soccer_sucks_the_big_one is and why are they lurking at this hour? Could it be sherry_berry27 checking up on her man?
I see fischer.brittany isn't in the room, but still has voice going in the room... listening to each and every word. l-)
Sad.
4:32 AM... bedtime!
Keep up with the bullshit, Mitch... you make for good entertainment.
LOL!!!
Don't worry, Katie... Paul will be back!
Darren, get an education.
Seems like Katie has had her feelings hurt because her and Paul used to be cool with one another, but since Mary_Christine popped into Paul's life, Paul has started talking shit about Katie. Mitch is trying to tell Katie to calm down, it's only chat... blah... blah... blah...
canucks_girl44: now paul only says he loved and ever loved mary christine and no one else blah blah blah, says i look like a man, etc. just to impress mary
canucks_girl44: and i'm like, you pmed me fucking 24/7 you psycho
canucks_girl44: thornton too
youdontknowjack50: mary doesn't impress me
canucks_girl44: lmao I know
canucks_girl44: i know
canucks_girl44: it's all he has
canucks_girl44: and he's dating the tranny of all trannies!
canucks_girl44: IRONYYYY
canucks_girl44: =))
Mitch trying to tell Katie that Mary_christine looks like Geronimo with that big nose of hers.
This coming from a man who was so embarrassed and humiliated by a chatter in Jocko that he stayed away from chat for how long? Mitch stating in chat he's been away from chat for a couple of years... LOL!!!
You lingering and lurking faggit... welcome back!
Okay, now Katie is on cam for Mitch and he's trying to see some 'flesh'... some things will never change. Aren't you about 3x her age, Mitch? Now it's photosharing hour. LOL!!!
So Mitch was going on about how he called Mary_Christine at Victoria Secret and demanded that she return the Tennis Bracelet and clothing she purchased with Thornton's moms credit card.
master_music_man2: ouch
youdontknowjack50: sounds like the trip to florida
Okay, back to Katie's pictures...
youdontknowjack50: whose huge hand is that ?
youdontknowjack50: whew thought it was one of your gf's
youdontknowjack50: well she did say she was out with her gf's
Mitch thinking those are pics of boo_denali's hands.
Mitch stating how Katie has come around over the years. LOL!!!
'Katie, did I ever dick you around like that?'
'Nah Mitch, you ware always pretty good to me.'
LOL!!!
'You're busting out of that top, says Mitch.' Too funny! What some young chicks will do for attention.
"Wow, what a rack, says Mitch'... creepy, coming from a 50+ year old.
youdontknowjack50: the cidinglight blog
youdontknowjack50: i only read it three times it is pretty funny
youdontknowjack50: oz gets it the wordt on the blog
youdontknowjack50: worst
Katie trying to tell Mitch that the blogger has no life to be writing about a chat room. LOL!!!
How much of a life do you have Katie to frequent chat and the blog as often as you do?
master_music_man2: geez I lurk way too much in this room
canucks_girl44: lol lurker
Mitch telling Katie that Dean and Pavel are both insane. LOL!!!
LOL at Katie telling Mitch that Dean got caught telling hotshotschamp that he got hit by an 18-wheeler and is collecting disability. Everyone is obsessed with Dean.
Katie telling Mitch that Dean is now exposed as unemployed and really isn't the rich stockbroker that he claimed to be.
youdontknowjack50: he got hit by a semi running from shanna at the airport?
LOL at Mitch saying only Jocko knows the true story of Dean... something about Dean taking care of his grandmother full-time.
Here we go again with the Dean/Shanna story from Mitch. Mitch's version changes each time he tells the story.
Now Mitch, Katie and Jack are trying to figure out if Dean got hit by the semi before or after meeting Shanna. Mitch knowing that the semi crashed through Dean's house, that Dean never leaves the house to have been struck on the road.
Darren (fire-rescue1985) on the mic. I think I'd rather hear Mitch make up some stories.
LOL at Mitch telling Katie... 'BRB, talk to fire'... was that Mitch's way of saying please don't leave, Katie?
LOL at Darren talking of the good 'ole days of chat, when you could have fun for more than 10 minutes at a time. Too funny.
canucks_girl44: hahah
canucks_girl44: aw i miss those days
canucks_girl44: before sonners
LMFAO at before sonners.
canucks_girl44: but then half the room'd be empty darren
Isn't have a room 25 chatters... LOL...
canucks_girl44: darren look at my profile pic. that's for mitch
'Damn, darlin', if you go runnin' you better have some damn good support there', says Darren. =))
Maybe deep down Katie hates Paul because he is no longer around to talk that way to her anymore.
canucks_girl44: shady dont show that to Jay, he'll start coming back in chat
canucks_girl44: jk Jay's cool shit
canucks_girl44: does he still live with you jack?
canucks_girl44: wb master
youdontknowjack50: i saw him at thanksgiving at my sisters
LOL, so that's a yes.
Between Mitch, Jack and Darren... there must be 145 years of experience for Katie to get off to tonight.
Mitch stepping outdoors to smoke, puts out his butt, throws it in a bucket and up in flames the bucket goes. Darren states he's on his way to put out the fire. LOL!!! Stick to plucking cats out of trees, Darren.
LOL at Mitch saying Jocko is old.
Mitch saying that Paul made up some people search web site and made him to be 20 years older than he really is. =))
Watch what you say of Jocko, Mitch... you may find yourself sonned from chat for another 2 years. LOL!!!
canucks_girl44: i was gonna be xena this year too
canucks_girl44: but now i'm going as Wayne and my friend as Garth
canucks_girl44: i used to do it perfectly
canucks_girl44: then my voice got lower and now i cant
canucks_girl44: true story
Darren doing an impersonation of some cartoon character on mic.
Mr. Gruesome from The Flintstones... wtf?
looku_bibeub466: Hello
canucks_girl44: Hi looku!
canucks_girl44: looku who's your team?
youdontknowjack50: i seen them in paganism 4 when they used to have trivia in there
canucks_girl44: i thought i've seen looku say more than that before
canucks_girl44: and everyone was like
youdontknowjack50: tehy are here to observe what we are talking about
canucks_girl44: what do you mean jack? that's creepy
fire_rescue1985: really?
canucks_girl44: like aliens
canucks_girl44: the lookus
fire_rescue1985: i'll protect you katie
canucks_girl44: lol
canucks_girl44: okay
youdontknowjack50: someone that hasa regular in here but uses those names to spy
LOL, don't bots go into each and every room, Jack?
canucks_girl44: blogger?
youdontknowjack50: regular name
youdontknowjack50: dunno
canucks_girl44: might be the blogger
youdontknowjack50: i can only think of a few from here that also goes to the paganism room
canucks_girl44: true story
youdontknowjack50: dean,paul tasha , talker
canucks_girl44: tashas' good at trivia stuff
canucks_girl44: yeah right darren
youdontknowjack50: tasha has the bot that runs a trivia program
canucks_girl44: but five you've experienced it all! that's why!
LOL at Mitch stating he kicked Tasha's ass in trivia more times that anyone would believe.
Mitch asking Darren how old he is... =))
LOL at Darren only being 38.
Mitch won't tell Darren how old he is... what a surprise.
I wonder who soccer_sucks_the_big_one is and why are they lurking at this hour? Could it be sherry_berry27 checking up on her man?
I see fischer.brittany isn't in the room, but still has voice going in the room... listening to each and every word. l-)
Sad.
4:32 AM... bedtime!
Keep up with the bullshit, Mitch... you make for good entertainment.
LOL!!!
Don't worry, Katie... Paul will be back!
Darren, get an education.
Friday, October 3, 2008
Jenna Fischer > Bobby Fischer > fischer.brittany
Is it true, Brittany, that cheating is rarely about pure sexual attraction?
I'm thinking that infidelity is almost always about more than just sex. Cheating is rarely about pure sexual attraction, right Brittany? Do the chatters of NHL:1 and MLB:1 fulfill your emotional needs. Brittany?
LOL!!!
Perhaps, Brittany, the reason behind your infidelity is the need for appreciation?
People like you, Brittany who feel unloved or unappreciated by their 'live' partner may begin looking outside their relationship for sources of comfort and affirmation. Are you not loved enough by your boyfriend? Does he not tell you he appreciates you?
LOL at you Brittany... rationalizing your infidelity by stating the if your boyfriend had paid more attention to you, you wouldn't have to cheat on him.
Since your boyfriend couldn't give you the love you felt you deserved, you figured you could find what you needed in chat, right Brittany?
Well, you dumb fuck... if you weren't feeling loved or appreciated in your relationship, you should have shown some responsibility and talked to your significant other about what you want or need from him. My guess is that he's much happier banging his neighbor than you... but we don't really know that for sure, do we?
Do you feel unloved, Brittany, because your boyfriend is spending too much time at work and not in a chat room? Are you jealous of your boyfriend's relationship with his female friends? Are they prettier than you? By addressing your true issues and being upfront about personal and sexual needs, the two of you may be able to work things out and keep cheating out of the picture, or shall I say MORE cheating out of the picture?
Do you have suspicions of him cheating, Brittany? Are you cheating on him out of revenge? Are you trying to get back at him for something that has happened in the past?
Remember how Gandhi once put it, "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind."
If you have secret anger or bitterness, Brittany, towards your partner, quit hiding it! Make him aware of your feelings and decide if you're able to forgive and forget. If you can't, it's better to get out of the relationship rather than stay and cheat on him even more. It isn't fair to Bill either that he has to wonder who or what you're doing when you're not with him.
Also, Brittany, one often surprising reason behind infidelity is self-destruction.
Brittany, are you one of those that have such low self-esteem that when something good happens to you (such as meeting and dating a great man), that you think he doesn't deserve that gift in you?
LOL!!!
If this is true, Brittany, then people like you go out of your way to self-destruct your relationships.
Do you believe in "better to break their heart before they can break mine?" If so, you are truly a bigger loser than I ever imagined.
Self-esteem and trust issues as extreme as yours, Brittany, may require outside support in the form of couples or individual counseling, not the help of NHL:1 or MLB:1 chatters who tell you they love you after a 5 minute conversation. You think that the likes of Bill or others mean it when they offer their praise, love and affection for you?
LOL!!!
Chat hos like you are a dime-a-dozen, Brittany. If you're stupid enough to believe that you're the one.. then who am I to rain on your parade. All I can say is... good luck with that, and that you are merely the flavor of the month!
Before it is too late, Brittany, and ff you want to protect your real relationship from infidelity, you must first protect your relationship from the silent killers in jealousy, bitterness, low self-esteem, and mistrust. WTF am I talking about, it is too late... duh!
The only way was through honest communication. You should have revealed your true emotions and needs to your boyfriend and encouraged him to do the same.
LOL!!! at through honest communication. You're fucked. both of you... your boyfriend is currently balls deep in a real woman.
Okay... I have a Q...
...and it might seem silly, but think about it.
Human beings are downright obsessed with sex, right? l know Jim (zr22k) fantasize about it, I know Bill (wildbp)_ buys medications for it, I also know that Bill (wildbp) builds relationships around it, and I also know all you bitches read blogs about it! But why?
Why are people so fixated with such a simple bodily function?
I'm sorry, that was more than one question, wasn't it?
LOL!!!
After speaking to a few chatters about it, here are some of the answers they gave-
- it feels good and it is fun ... harlemz_nocturne
- I felt sorry for the person ... nashvillepredsfan
- It was for a bet ... sharks1419
- I wanted to feel closer to God ... citygirl0117
- To get a job ... anonymous (no one from NHL:1)
- I wanted to give someone else a sexually transmitted disease ... fischer.brittany
- For money ... fischer.brittany
- I wanted to get rid of my headache ... foxy_the_first
- I wanted to change the topic of conversation ... sherry_berry27
I'm curious to see what Jim's (zr22k) answer would be. I have never once heard Jim speak of sex. I have never once heard him speak of girls other than Dana, Sarah, or Justine... and chat girls don't count. When was the last time Jim spoke of banging some chick off the net?
LOL!!!
Mid 40's... never been laid, lives at home with mom in a 1-bedroom apartment. Rice-a-Roni 6 times a week, and has a pet rabbit named Robby... which reminds me of a joke-
-Q. Why did Jim's rabbit cross the road?
-A. To get to the other side.
-Q. Why did Jim cross the road?
-A. Because his cock was stuck in the rabbit.
Or was it a joke? LOL!!!
Tell us again Jim how you stayed away from chat for months because you couldn't handle the likes and pressure of Dean and Ripstic.
LOL!!!
LOL at you lurking in NHL:1 all those months and trying to 'son'.
Why do you use a voice changer while in chat, Jim... are you afraid thornton and not2nice will step all over you with their deep voices... compared to your real voice?
Kingvspades wanted me to ask you if you still wear lady stockings over your head while on cam for Dana, Jim? What the fuck was/is that all about?
LOL!!!
So JIm... tell me, why do you have sex?
Please, no momma jokes.
LOL!!!
I'm thinking that infidelity is almost always about more than just sex. Cheating is rarely about pure sexual attraction, right Brittany? Do the chatters of NHL:1 and MLB:1 fulfill your emotional needs. Brittany?
LOL!!!
Perhaps, Brittany, the reason behind your infidelity is the need for appreciation?
People like you, Brittany who feel unloved or unappreciated by their 'live' partner may begin looking outside their relationship for sources of comfort and affirmation. Are you not loved enough by your boyfriend? Does he not tell you he appreciates you?
LOL at you Brittany... rationalizing your infidelity by stating the if your boyfriend had paid more attention to you, you wouldn't have to cheat on him.
Since your boyfriend couldn't give you the love you felt you deserved, you figured you could find what you needed in chat, right Brittany?
Well, you dumb fuck... if you weren't feeling loved or appreciated in your relationship, you should have shown some responsibility and talked to your significant other about what you want or need from him. My guess is that he's much happier banging his neighbor than you... but we don't really know that for sure, do we?
Do you feel unloved, Brittany, because your boyfriend is spending too much time at work and not in a chat room? Are you jealous of your boyfriend's relationship with his female friends? Are they prettier than you? By addressing your true issues and being upfront about personal and sexual needs, the two of you may be able to work things out and keep cheating out of the picture, or shall I say MORE cheating out of the picture?
Do you have suspicions of him cheating, Brittany? Are you cheating on him out of revenge? Are you trying to get back at him for something that has happened in the past?
Remember how Gandhi once put it, "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind."
If you have secret anger or bitterness, Brittany, towards your partner, quit hiding it! Make him aware of your feelings and decide if you're able to forgive and forget. If you can't, it's better to get out of the relationship rather than stay and cheat on him even more. It isn't fair to Bill either that he has to wonder who or what you're doing when you're not with him.
Also, Brittany, one often surprising reason behind infidelity is self-destruction.
Brittany, are you one of those that have such low self-esteem that when something good happens to you (such as meeting and dating a great man), that you think he doesn't deserve that gift in you?
LOL!!!
If this is true, Brittany, then people like you go out of your way to self-destruct your relationships.
Do you believe in "better to break their heart before they can break mine?" If so, you are truly a bigger loser than I ever imagined.
Self-esteem and trust issues as extreme as yours, Brittany, may require outside support in the form of couples or individual counseling, not the help of NHL:1 or MLB:1 chatters who tell you they love you after a 5 minute conversation. You think that the likes of Bill or others mean it when they offer their praise, love and affection for you?
LOL!!!
Chat hos like you are a dime-a-dozen, Brittany. If you're stupid enough to believe that you're the one.. then who am I to rain on your parade. All I can say is... good luck with that, and that you are merely the flavor of the month!
Before it is too late, Brittany, and ff you want to protect your real relationship from infidelity, you must first protect your relationship from the silent killers in jealousy, bitterness, low self-esteem, and mistrust. WTF am I talking about, it is too late... duh!
The only way was through honest communication. You should have revealed your true emotions and needs to your boyfriend and encouraged him to do the same.
LOL!!! at through honest communication. You're fucked. both of you... your boyfriend is currently balls deep in a real woman.
Okay... I have a Q...
...and it might seem silly, but think about it.
Human beings are downright obsessed with sex, right? l know Jim (zr22k) fantasize about it, I know Bill (wildbp)_ buys medications for it, I also know that Bill (wildbp) builds relationships around it, and I also know all you bitches read blogs about it! But why?
Why are people so fixated with such a simple bodily function?
I'm sorry, that was more than one question, wasn't it?
LOL!!!
After speaking to a few chatters about it, here are some of the answers they gave-
- it feels good and it is fun ... harlemz_nocturne
- I felt sorry for the person ... nashvillepredsfan
- It was for a bet ... sharks1419
- I wanted to feel closer to God ... citygirl0117
- To get a job ... anonymous (no one from NHL:1)
- I wanted to give someone else a sexually transmitted disease ... fischer.brittany
- For money ... fischer.brittany
- I wanted to get rid of my headache ... foxy_the_first
- I wanted to change the topic of conversation ... sherry_berry27
I'm curious to see what Jim's (zr22k) answer would be. I have never once heard Jim speak of sex. I have never once heard him speak of girls other than Dana, Sarah, or Justine... and chat girls don't count. When was the last time Jim spoke of banging some chick off the net?
LOL!!!
Mid 40's... never been laid, lives at home with mom in a 1-bedroom apartment. Rice-a-Roni 6 times a week, and has a pet rabbit named Robby... which reminds me of a joke-
-Q. Why did Jim's rabbit cross the road?
-A. To get to the other side.
-Q. Why did Jim cross the road?
-A. Because his cock was stuck in the rabbit.
Or was it a joke? LOL!!!
Tell us again Jim how you stayed away from chat for months because you couldn't handle the likes and pressure of Dean and Ripstic.
LOL!!!
LOL at you lurking in NHL:1 all those months and trying to 'son'.
Why do you use a voice changer while in chat, Jim... are you afraid thornton and not2nice will step all over you with their deep voices... compared to your real voice?
Kingvspades wanted me to ask you if you still wear lady stockings over your head while on cam for Dana, Jim? What the fuck was/is that all about?
LOL!!!
So JIm... tell me, why do you have sex?
Please, no momma jokes.
LOL!!!
Monday, September 15, 2008
Phone sperming is a safe form of sexual release, so long as your significant other(s) do not find out. Unfortunately not every NHL:1 chatter knows how to make it the best it can be. I'm going to give you a few tips about how to make this the best experience ever. If you're paying for it... STOP now! There are chatters in NHL:1, both male and female that put out for free.
First... make sure you know what you want or what your fantasy is before you call. It's a waste of time and money to call a chatter and just let that person on the other end decide what YOU like. Why leave your erotic experience up to someone else? There are some chatters that have experience and can usually lead you into something satisfying but what if what they like isn't exactly what you want?
Second... if you have a fantasy in mind, feel free to share it with the chatter of your choice. Let him/her know what you enjoy and find erotic. Nine times out of ten, they've heard it before. Do make sure that if you have a particular taboo fetish that you make sure the chatter you call caters to these fantasies. Not every chatter is taboo free. Some chatters will sometimes have limits on what they will talk so feel free to ask. Most will appreciate it and you won't be in for a shock when that certain chatter stops you cold after you cross their personal line.
Third... phone sex chatters are human beings. Most chatters will love it if you want to talk or at least say "thank you" or "bye" to him/her after you're done. It's not a requirement and understandably, some of you just want to "get off" and hang up. That's perfectly fine. But if you do want to make small talk or thank him/her for a good time, they'll appreciate it. It's rude, even in the phone sex world, to slam the phone down once you're done. Again, it's not a "must" but do keep in mind that phone sex chatters like to know they've shown you a good time, why not let them know?
Fourth... unless you have to due to location, don't be quiet and let the person on the other end do all of the talking unless you're solely into that. They like hearing you talk and they like hearing you get off. How are they to know you had fun and are finished if they can't hear you? Be loud, you can do it!
Fifth... don't feel embarrassed by your fetish or even the call itself. Like I said, they've heard it all before and it's not usual that you're going to have some kind of fetish that these phone sex chatters hasn't heard before. They talk to guys/girls every day and look at it this way, they can't see you or even know who you are, so have fun and enjoy yourself. No one is going to make you feel ashamed or embarrassed unless that's what you're into.
Sixth... don't waste your chatters' time by sending him/her instant messages or promising a call you'll never make just because you think it's cute. Their time is valuable, just like yours. Also, a phone sex chatter is a professional. You're not going to meet them in person and sweep them off their feet. They've heard it a million times before. Now granted, sometimes chatters have met in person and it's worked out but that's not the norm. Treat them special but don't make expectations of them they can't keep. It's not safe to meet someone you've only had phone sex with. So don't ask!
Seventh... don't assume that the phone sex chatter thinks of you as just a 'sperm session' and nothing more. Some chatters and their partners are good friends and think of each other as very close. This all depends on the phone sex chatter and the partner individually. Some phone sex chatters like to be professional in the fullest and don't want to know their partners. However, some really do enjoy getting to know the guy or girl they're talking to.
Eighth... above all else, just have fun! A lot of guys/girls call for 3 minutes, get off, and hang up. That's perfectly fine. If you're a person who likes to spend more time on the phone or wants to know how the phone sex chatter feels, perhaps these tips might help you out.
Based on what I've seen and heard in NHL:1... the below chatters will make it worth your dime, and time ;)...
Boltsgirlvl4 - Jill
TML_fan_4_life - Chris
Lotusblossom604- Justine
Flyereddie48 - Eddie
Fischer.Brittany - Brittany
Hotshotschamp - Chris
Berrybusygirl - Debbie
Hovy_dovy - Dave
Citygirl0117 - Tina
Antiwhy - Ryan
HockeyMom935 - Cerah
Wildbp - Bill
Forsygirl - Jenn
Sonners - all
If the below message you for a good time... RUN!
Dakilangmanok1
Nashvillepredsfan
Booman2k0
Northerncutie08
Oz_santwyck
Mary_christine21
Thornton_19_ca
Aka_rockin_canadian_girl
First... make sure you know what you want or what your fantasy is before you call. It's a waste of time and money to call a chatter and just let that person on the other end decide what YOU like. Why leave your erotic experience up to someone else? There are some chatters that have experience and can usually lead you into something satisfying but what if what they like isn't exactly what you want?
Second... if you have a fantasy in mind, feel free to share it with the chatter of your choice. Let him/her know what you enjoy and find erotic. Nine times out of ten, they've heard it before. Do make sure that if you have a particular taboo fetish that you make sure the chatter you call caters to these fantasies. Not every chatter is taboo free. Some chatters will sometimes have limits on what they will talk so feel free to ask. Most will appreciate it and you won't be in for a shock when that certain chatter stops you cold after you cross their personal line.
Third... phone sex chatters are human beings. Most chatters will love it if you want to talk or at least say "thank you" or "bye" to him/her after you're done. It's not a requirement and understandably, some of you just want to "get off" and hang up. That's perfectly fine. But if you do want to make small talk or thank him/her for a good time, they'll appreciate it. It's rude, even in the phone sex world, to slam the phone down once you're done. Again, it's not a "must" but do keep in mind that phone sex chatters like to know they've shown you a good time, why not let them know?
Fourth... unless you have to due to location, don't be quiet and let the person on the other end do all of the talking unless you're solely into that. They like hearing you talk and they like hearing you get off. How are they to know you had fun and are finished if they can't hear you? Be loud, you can do it!
Fifth... don't feel embarrassed by your fetish or even the call itself. Like I said, they've heard it all before and it's not usual that you're going to have some kind of fetish that these phone sex chatters hasn't heard before. They talk to guys/girls every day and look at it this way, they can't see you or even know who you are, so have fun and enjoy yourself. No one is going to make you feel ashamed or embarrassed unless that's what you're into.
Sixth... don't waste your chatters' time by sending him/her instant messages or promising a call you'll never make just because you think it's cute. Their time is valuable, just like yours. Also, a phone sex chatter is a professional. You're not going to meet them in person and sweep them off their feet. They've heard it a million times before. Now granted, sometimes chatters have met in person and it's worked out but that's not the norm. Treat them special but don't make expectations of them they can't keep. It's not safe to meet someone you've only had phone sex with. So don't ask!
Seventh... don't assume that the phone sex chatter thinks of you as just a 'sperm session' and nothing more. Some chatters and their partners are good friends and think of each other as very close. This all depends on the phone sex chatter and the partner individually. Some phone sex chatters like to be professional in the fullest and don't want to know their partners. However, some really do enjoy getting to know the guy or girl they're talking to.
Eighth... above all else, just have fun! A lot of guys/girls call for 3 minutes, get off, and hang up. That's perfectly fine. If you're a person who likes to spend more time on the phone or wants to know how the phone sex chatter feels, perhaps these tips might help you out.
Based on what I've seen and heard in NHL:1... the below chatters will make it worth your dime, and time ;)...
Boltsgirlvl4 - Jill
TML_fan_4_life - Chris
Lotusblossom604- Justine
Flyereddie48 - Eddie
Fischer.Brittany - Brittany
Hotshotschamp - Chris
Berrybusygirl - Debbie
Hovy_dovy - Dave
Citygirl0117 - Tina
Antiwhy - Ryan
HockeyMom935 - Cerah
Wildbp - Bill
Forsygirl - Jenn
Sonners - all
If the below message you for a good time... RUN!
Dakilangmanok1
Nashvillepredsfan
Booman2k0
Northerncutie08
Oz_santwyck
Mary_christine21
Thornton_19_ca
Aka_rockin_canadian_girl
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Dean is everywhere...
nashvillepredsfan: I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday
verian_my_spider_daemon: I never had a girl looking any better than you did in chat that night
verian_my_spider_daemon: And all the chatters in the room, they were wishing they were me, especially cudaguy
nashvillepredsfan: yeah i imagined our bodies being oh so close and tight that first night
nashvillepredsfan: how it felt so good, how it felt so right
verian_my_spider_daemon: don't ya hear my heart
verian_my_spider_daemon: I've been waiting so long for you to come along
verian_my_spider_daemon: and have some fun
verian_my_spider_daemon: And I gotta let you know you're never gonna regret it
verian_my_spider_daemon: So open up your legs I got a big surprise
verian_my_spider_daemon: *eyes
verian_my_spider_daemon: It'll feel alright
verian_my_spider_daemon: *be
nashvillepredsfan: well I wanna make your motor run
nashvillepredsfan: got to do what I can, and let Mother Nature do the rest
nashvillepredsfan: tell me you love me verian
verian_my_spider_daemon: Let me sleep on it girl
nashvillepredsfan: stop right there! I gotta know right now!
nashvillepredsfan: before we go any further, do you love me?
nashvillepredsfan: will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you never leave me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
verian_my_spider_daemon: Let me sleep on it baby
nashvillepredsfan: Will you take me away and will you make me your wife, boy?
verian_my_spider_daemon: baby let me sleep on it. Let me sleep on it, and I'll give you an answer in the morning GIRL!
nashvillepredsfan: I gotta know right now! Do you love me? Will you love me forever?
verian_my_spider_daemon: I swore that I would love you to the end of time
verian_my_spider_daemon: So now I'm praying for the end of time
verian_my_spider_daemon: because if I gotta spend another minute with you I don't think that... nevermind
verian_my_spider_daemon: I'll never break my promise or forget my vow. but God only knows what I can do right now, I'm praying for the end of time
verian_my_spider_daemon: It's all that I can do, praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you
nashvillepredsfan: fuck off, Dean
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buff_lincoln90210: hi allie
sharks1419: hi
buff_lincoln90210: I can't stop loving you
sharks1419: sorry I've made up my mind to live in memories of old lonesome times
buff_lincoln90210: I can't stop wanting you
sharks1419: it's useless to say
buff_lincoln90210: So I'll just live my life in dreams of yesterday??
buff_lincoln90210: Those happy hours that we once knew though long ago still make me blue
sharks1419: they say that time heels the broken heart
sharks1419: but time is stood still since we've been apart
sharks1419: it's useless to say so I'll just live my life in dreams of yesterday
buff_lincoln90210: Oh yeah, I've made up my mind
buff_lincoln90210: Made up my mind
buff_lincoln90210: So I'll just live my life, live my life, yeah, yeah, I can't stop loving you
buff_lincoln90210: No, I can't.
sharks1419: i was searching for someone to love me right
sharks1419: can you hear me when I cry late at night?
buff_lincoln90210: I'm the one you're looking for.
buff_lincoln90210: What you're searching for
sharks1419: fill your life with happiness elsewhere
sharks1419: Don't you look here no more
sharks1419: i never knew love could be so sweet
sharks1419: the joy you gave to me
buff_lincoln90210: I love you more than you'll ever know.
buff_lincoln90210: What you want I've got it! What you need, I'm the one with it!'
buff_lincoln90210: It's yours , if I'm the one you're looking for
sharks1419: Dean, you've made me so happy tonight
sharks1419: *Wipes the tears from my eyes*
sharks1419: dean?
sharks1419: hello?
buff_lincoln90210: arrrroooooooooooooooooo
sharks1419: fuck off dean
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jimmy_cinderella_man braddock: I am everything you want
jimmy_cinderella_man braddock: I am everything you need
foxy_the_first: well I am everything YOU want, and you want inside of me
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: lmao
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: indeed I do.
foxy_the_first: well come to me, with a gentle touch
foxy_the_first: with love so real, but not too much
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I won't need to get down on my knees again will I?
foxy_the_first: the love you gave before, was some way down south
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I became bored of you
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I had no choice but to lie to you.
foxy_the_first: you once gave me life
foxy_the_first: you gave me your heart, your shoulder when I needed to cry
foxy_the_first: you gave me hope when all my hope was gone
foxy_the_first: you gave me wings so my dreams could fly
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: My love for you will live in my heart until eternity's through....
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I am who I am, Ine, thanks to you
foxy_the_first: iou gave me your word
foxy_the_first: and you gave me your voice
foxy_the_first: and your everything
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: So what's the problem baby?
foxy_the_first: What's the problem? I don't know. Well maybe I'm in love
foxy_the_first: Think about it all the time
foxy_the_first: I think about it... Can't stop thinking 'bout it
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: Get on cam
foxy_the_first: Hot temptations
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I wanna show you what I'd like to do
foxy_the_first: Sweet sensations
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: You sit back now, just relax now
foxy_the_first: gonna take it slow babe
foxy_the_first: Do it my way
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I'll take care of you
foxy_the_first: And now you're satisfied
foxy_the_first: Go to sleep for ten and anticipating, I will be waiting for you to wake again
foxy_the_first: Dean? you there?
foxy_the_first: ugh, Dean?
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I got what I wanted, goodnight.
foxy_the_first: I love you, Dean.
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: ***foxy_the_first will be ignored.
foxy_the_first: Fuck off, Dean.
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my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Hi Tina
citygirl0117: hi, lol
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: What's up, other than my cock?
citygirl0117: lol
citygirl: douche
citygirl0117: just tell me what you really want
citygirl0117: lol...
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: lmao, the same thing I've wanted for 8 years.
citygirl0117: allow me to guide you through my pleasure zone
citygirl0117: lol
citygirl0117: It's the ultimate seduction
citygirl0117: Sex is no longer taboo
citygirl0117: Rape the future ...Release the virgins!
ci!ygirl0117: is that what you want?
citygirl0117: lol
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: lmao, no. I wanted to play a game.
citygirl0117: thats hott!
citygirl0117: gone gay?
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: If you ever feel in doubt
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safeL You have a place in my heart, baby.
citygirl0117: lol
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
citygirl0117: ur a douche
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what?
citygirl0117: awww... are you not getting any attention this week, lol?
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot?
citygirl0117: pffft... have you never tasted a virgin?
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Now I'd like to be sperm you, we know so many have tried. But no one can get on for a ride.
citygirl0117: you think you have a chance with me eh?
citygirl0117: youve had many chances, lol
citygirl0117: and like oh yeah, im not talking to you remember
citygirl0117: lol
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: I want to simply make sure there's no virgins at all in chat!
citygirl0117: dude im like seriously going to puke here
citygirl0117: maybe next time, lol
citygirl0117: dont make me hack another account of yours, Dean
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Dean is here?
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: STFU l-)
citygirl0117: i dont really care all that much to keep up with you at all Dean
citygirl0117: ur on ignore
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: I'm going to tell everyone that it never felt so good, felt so right, getting into that pushey, that was way too tight.
citygirl0117: Fuck off, Dean.
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will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: hi sherry
sherry.berry27: hi
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: I know you're with Mitch, and of course you know who I'm with, but you wanna have phone sex one last time?
sherry.berry27: ok
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: you first again?
sherry.berry27: no, you always leave after i get off
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: not this time
sherry.berry27: ok. you want me on cam right?
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: yeah, and put on that coyote jersey that i bought you. lay back on the bed like you did for kingvspades.
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: do all of your partners send you jerseys? you must have many duplicates as there are only 30 teams in the nhl
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: want to rub one out for me in your new darcy tucker avs jersey im sending you?
sherry.berry27: Fuck off, Dean.
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lllxxx_queen_of_queens_xxxlll: so how many ID's do you have Dean?
silent_faccidity: 1
lllxxx_queen_of_queens_xxxlll: lmao me too
silent_faccidity: more like 1000, Danielle
lllxxx_queen_of_queens_xxxlll: fuck off Dean
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verian_my_spider_daemon: I never had a girl looking any better than you did in chat that night
verian_my_spider_daemon: And all the chatters in the room, they were wishing they were me, especially cudaguy
nashvillepredsfan: yeah i imagined our bodies being oh so close and tight that first night
nashvillepredsfan: how it felt so good, how it felt so right
verian_my_spider_daemon: don't ya hear my heart
verian_my_spider_daemon: I've been waiting so long for you to come along
verian_my_spider_daemon: and have some fun
verian_my_spider_daemon: And I gotta let you know you're never gonna regret it
verian_my_spider_daemon: So open up your legs I got a big surprise
verian_my_spider_daemon: *eyes
verian_my_spider_daemon: It'll feel alright
verian_my_spider_daemon: *be
nashvillepredsfan: well I wanna make your motor run
nashvillepredsfan: got to do what I can, and let Mother Nature do the rest
nashvillepredsfan: tell me you love me verian
verian_my_spider_daemon: Let me sleep on it girl
nashvillepredsfan: stop right there! I gotta know right now!
nashvillepredsfan: before we go any further, do you love me?
nashvillepredsfan: will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you never leave me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
verian_my_spider_daemon: Let me sleep on it baby
nashvillepredsfan: Will you take me away and will you make me your wife, boy?
verian_my_spider_daemon: baby let me sleep on it. Let me sleep on it, and I'll give you an answer in the morning GIRL!
nashvillepredsfan: I gotta know right now! Do you love me? Will you love me forever?
verian_my_spider_daemon: I swore that I would love you to the end of time
verian_my_spider_daemon: So now I'm praying for the end of time
verian_my_spider_daemon: because if I gotta spend another minute with you I don't think that... nevermind
verian_my_spider_daemon: I'll never break my promise or forget my vow. but God only knows what I can do right now, I'm praying for the end of time
verian_my_spider_daemon: It's all that I can do, praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you
nashvillepredsfan: fuck off, Dean
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buff_lincoln90210: hi allie
sharks1419: hi
buff_lincoln90210: I can't stop loving you
sharks1419: sorry I've made up my mind to live in memories of old lonesome times
buff_lincoln90210: I can't stop wanting you
sharks1419: it's useless to say
buff_lincoln90210: So I'll just live my life in dreams of yesterday??
buff_lincoln90210: Those happy hours that we once knew though long ago still make me blue
sharks1419: they say that time heels the broken heart
sharks1419: but time is stood still since we've been apart
sharks1419: it's useless to say so I'll just live my life in dreams of yesterday
buff_lincoln90210: Oh yeah, I've made up my mind
buff_lincoln90210: Made up my mind
buff_lincoln90210: So I'll just live my life, live my life, yeah, yeah, I can't stop loving you
buff_lincoln90210: No, I can't.
sharks1419: i was searching for someone to love me right
sharks1419: can you hear me when I cry late at night?
buff_lincoln90210: I'm the one you're looking for.
buff_lincoln90210: What you're searching for
sharks1419: fill your life with happiness elsewhere
sharks1419: Don't you look here no more
sharks1419: i never knew love could be so sweet
sharks1419: the joy you gave to me
buff_lincoln90210: I love you more than you'll ever know.
buff_lincoln90210: What you want I've got it! What you need, I'm the one with it!'
buff_lincoln90210: It's yours , if I'm the one you're looking for
sharks1419: Dean, you've made me so happy tonight
sharks1419: *Wipes the tears from my eyes*
sharks1419: dean?
sharks1419: hello?
buff_lincoln90210: arrrroooooooooooooooooo
sharks1419: fuck off dean
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jimmy_cinderella_man braddock: I am everything you want
jimmy_cinderella_man braddock: I am everything you need
foxy_the_first: well I am everything YOU want, and you want inside of me
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: lmao
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: indeed I do.
foxy_the_first: well come to me, with a gentle touch
foxy_the_first: with love so real, but not too much
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I won't need to get down on my knees again will I?
foxy_the_first: the love you gave before, was some way down south
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I became bored of you
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I had no choice but to lie to you.
foxy_the_first: you once gave me life
foxy_the_first: you gave me your heart, your shoulder when I needed to cry
foxy_the_first: you gave me hope when all my hope was gone
foxy_the_first: you gave me wings so my dreams could fly
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: My love for you will live in my heart until eternity's through....
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I am who I am, Ine, thanks to you
foxy_the_first: iou gave me your word
foxy_the_first: and you gave me your voice
foxy_the_first: and your everything
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: So what's the problem baby?
foxy_the_first: What's the problem? I don't know. Well maybe I'm in love
foxy_the_first: Think about it all the time
foxy_the_first: I think about it... Can't stop thinking 'bout it
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: Get on cam
foxy_the_first: Hot temptations
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I wanna show you what I'd like to do
foxy_the_first: Sweet sensations
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: You sit back now, just relax now
foxy_the_first: gonna take it slow babe
foxy_the_first: Do it my way
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I'll take care of you
foxy_the_first: And now you're satisfied
foxy_the_first: Go to sleep for ten and anticipating, I will be waiting for you to wake again
foxy_the_first: Dean? you there?
foxy_the_first: ugh, Dean?
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I got what I wanted, goodnight.
foxy_the_first: I love you, Dean.
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: ***foxy_the_first will be ignored.
foxy_the_first: Fuck off, Dean.
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my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Hi Tina
citygirl0117: hi, lol
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: What's up, other than my cock?
citygirl0117: lol
citygirl: douche
citygirl0117: just tell me what you really want
citygirl0117: lol...
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: lmao, the same thing I've wanted for 8 years.
citygirl0117: allow me to guide you through my pleasure zone
citygirl0117: lol
citygirl0117: It's the ultimate seduction
citygirl0117: Sex is no longer taboo
citygirl0117: Rape the future ...Release the virgins!
ci!ygirl0117: is that what you want?
citygirl0117: lol
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: lmao, no. I wanted to play a game.
citygirl0117: thats hott!
citygirl0117: gone gay?
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: If you ever feel in doubt
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safeL You have a place in my heart, baby.
citygirl0117: lol
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
citygirl0117: ur a douche
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what?
citygirl0117: awww... are you not getting any attention this week, lol?
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot?
citygirl0117: pffft... have you never tasted a virgin?
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Now I'd like to be sperm you, we know so many have tried. But no one can get on for a ride.
citygirl0117: you think you have a chance with me eh?
citygirl0117: youve had many chances, lol
citygirl0117: and like oh yeah, im not talking to you remember
citygirl0117: lol
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: I want to simply make sure there's no virgins at all in chat!
citygirl0117: dude im like seriously going to puke here
citygirl0117: maybe next time, lol
citygirl0117: dont make me hack another account of yours, Dean
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Dean is here?
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: STFU l-)
citygirl0117: i dont really care all that much to keep up with you at all Dean
citygirl0117: ur on ignore
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: I'm going to tell everyone that it never felt so good, felt so right, getting into that pushey, that was way too tight.
citygirl0117: Fuck off, Dean.
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will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: hi sherry
sherry.berry27: hi
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: I know you're with Mitch, and of course you know who I'm with, but you wanna have phone sex one last time?
sherry.berry27: ok
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: you first again?
sherry.berry27: no, you always leave after i get off
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: not this time
sherry.berry27: ok. you want me on cam right?
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: yeah, and put on that coyote jersey that i bought you. lay back on the bed like you did for kingvspades.
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: do all of your partners send you jerseys? you must have many duplicates as there are only 30 teams in the nhl
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: want to rub one out for me in your new darcy tucker avs jersey im sending you?
sherry.berry27: Fuck off, Dean.
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lllxxx_queen_of_queens_xxxlll: so how many ID's do you have Dean?
silent_faccidity: 1
lllxxx_queen_of_queens_xxxlll: lmao me too
silent_faccidity: more like 1000, Danielle
lllxxx_queen_of_queens_xxxlll: fuck off Dean
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Sunday, August 31, 2008
MySpace.com - Wanda - 33 - Female - CA - www.myspace.com/21878088
THORNTON gave his Credit card number to Mary_Christine because she said she loved him and she spent 2K of his money.. yeah, she bought some Jethro tickets ...ca.myspace.com/21878088 - 152k - Cached - Similar pages
Who is this Wanda person?
LOL!
Wanda if you're reading this, tell me how one gets a job as an 'Educational Assistant' (as you list on your MySpace profile) having only gone as far as High School with your own education?
THORNTON gave his Credit card number to Mary_Christine because she said she loved him and she spent 2K of his money.. yeah, she bought some Jethro tickets ...ca.myspace.com/21878088 - 152k - Cached - Similar pages
Who is this Wanda person?
LOL!
Wanda if you're reading this, tell me how one gets a job as an 'Educational Assistant' (as you list on your MySpace profile) having only gone as far as High School with your own education?
Monday, July 28, 2008
What male NHL:1 chatters need a lift?
So tell us chat girls, which male chatters are letting you down by not getting it up.
Erection problems are common and can often be solved with self care. By definition, an erection problem is difficulty in raising or maintaining an erection capable of intercourse.
I have heard many a chat women complain about male chatters being selfish in the past. Is it by choice, or can they just not perform? Are male chatters faking orgasms as often as women these days?
Erection problems are often caused by stress at work, tension in relationships, depression, fatigue, lack of privacy, physical injury, alcohol, or side effects of medications. I'm thinking there is only one guy in chat that can get it up on a regular basis based on the above mentioned problems... but mentioning his name would only embarrass him.
Most of you probably know who it is anyway. ;)
So I ask... which male chatter isn't overly stressed?
"Rent is due, car payment is late." "I'm driving without automobile insurance and wondering what would happen if I got pulled over." "Why can't I find a job?" "My girlfriend just broke up with me." "My wife wants a bigger house." "My fiance wants me to kick mom out of the apartment so we can be alone." And what male chatter doesn't drink while in chat?
The above causes are generally temporary and will usually resolve with home treatment. Other, less reversible causes include diabetes, a long history of smoking, nerve damage, and vascular disease.
Those few have legitimate explanations.
The rest of you only have excuses.
The ease of sustaining erections generally decreases with age. However, with the right foreplay and environment, there is no age limit to the ability of healthy men to have erections.
Just ask Jocko and Deb, Zr22k and Justine, Vicesandhabits and Sherry, Mitch and Sherry, Wildbp and Sherry.
Prevention
Most erection problems can be prevented or resolved by taking a more relaxed approach to lovemaking and watching for possible side effects from medications or illnesses.
Home Treatment
Rule out medications first. Many drugs, especially blood pressure medicines, water pills, and mood-altering drugs, have side effects that can cause erection problems. Ask your physician or pharmacist to check your medications for possible effects on sexual function, or look it up yourself.
Avoid alcohol and smoking, which make erection problems even worse. If you smoke or use other tobacco products, consider getting help to quit.
Cope with stress. Tension in your life can distract you and make getting erections difficult. Regular physical activity and other stress-relieving activities may help ease tension.
Employment and 30 minutes on a treadmill 4x a week will work wonders for you.
Take time for more foreplay. Let your partner know that you would enjoy some stroking. Slow down, then slow down some more, then once hard... she can ride you into the sunset.
Make sure you're ready. If you have recently experienced a loss or change in a relationship, you may not yet be emotionally ready for erections. Generally, your stress will subside and your erection problem will disappear over time. Do what you can to relax.
Ask Buff_Lincoln, Jimmy_Cinderella, Verian, NHL_Journalist and other Sonners why it is important not to get emotionally attached. Less stress in their lives = coming/cumming through like a stallion each and every time.
Find out if you can have erections at other times. If you can have an erection during solo masturbation or on awakening, the problem is probably stress-related or may be caused by an emotional problem.
When to Call Your Physician
If you think that a medication may be causing the problem.
If you are unable to have an erection at all, or think that your problem may be a physical one.
If you have other symptoms such as urinary problems, pain in the lower abdomen or lower back, or fever.
If your symptoms are related to a recent injury.
When to Call Your Neighborhood Blogger
If you think you need 'better' medication such as erection-producing medications or injections.
If you are in need of a vacuum device.
If you are in need of a penile implant.
If you need one of the better looking chat girls to help you get it up.
Getting all the facts and thinking about your own and your partner's needs and values and speaking with the blogger will help you make a wise decision about treatment for erection problems.
Working together can get us all laid.
Yes, Hotshotschamp, even you.
Erection problems are common and can often be solved with self care. By definition, an erection problem is difficulty in raising or maintaining an erection capable of intercourse.
I have heard many a chat women complain about male chatters being selfish in the past. Is it by choice, or can they just not perform? Are male chatters faking orgasms as often as women these days?
Erection problems are often caused by stress at work, tension in relationships, depression, fatigue, lack of privacy, physical injury, alcohol, or side effects of medications. I'm thinking there is only one guy in chat that can get it up on a regular basis based on the above mentioned problems... but mentioning his name would only embarrass him.
Most of you probably know who it is anyway. ;)
So I ask... which male chatter isn't overly stressed?
"Rent is due, car payment is late." "I'm driving without automobile insurance and wondering what would happen if I got pulled over." "Why can't I find a job?" "My girlfriend just broke up with me." "My wife wants a bigger house." "My fiance wants me to kick mom out of the apartment so we can be alone." And what male chatter doesn't drink while in chat?
The above causes are generally temporary and will usually resolve with home treatment. Other, less reversible causes include diabetes, a long history of smoking, nerve damage, and vascular disease.
Those few have legitimate explanations.
The rest of you only have excuses.
The ease of sustaining erections generally decreases with age. However, with the right foreplay and environment, there is no age limit to the ability of healthy men to have erections.
Just ask Jocko and Deb, Zr22k and Justine, Vicesandhabits and Sherry, Mitch and Sherry, Wildbp and Sherry.
Prevention
Most erection problems can be prevented or resolved by taking a more relaxed approach to lovemaking and watching for possible side effects from medications or illnesses.
Home Treatment
Rule out medications first. Many drugs, especially blood pressure medicines, water pills, and mood-altering drugs, have side effects that can cause erection problems. Ask your physician or pharmacist to check your medications for possible effects on sexual function, or look it up yourself.
Avoid alcohol and smoking, which make erection problems even worse. If you smoke or use other tobacco products, consider getting help to quit.
Cope with stress. Tension in your life can distract you and make getting erections difficult. Regular physical activity and other stress-relieving activities may help ease tension.
Employment and 30 minutes on a treadmill 4x a week will work wonders for you.
Take time for more foreplay. Let your partner know that you would enjoy some stroking. Slow down, then slow down some more, then once hard... she can ride you into the sunset.
Make sure you're ready. If you have recently experienced a loss or change in a relationship, you may not yet be emotionally ready for erections. Generally, your stress will subside and your erection problem will disappear over time. Do what you can to relax.
Ask Buff_Lincoln, Jimmy_Cinderella, Verian, NHL_Journalist and other Sonners why it is important not to get emotionally attached. Less stress in their lives = coming/cumming through like a stallion each and every time.
Find out if you can have erections at other times. If you can have an erection during solo masturbation or on awakening, the problem is probably stress-related or may be caused by an emotional problem.
When to Call Your Physician
If you think that a medication may be causing the problem.
If you are unable to have an erection at all, or think that your problem may be a physical one.
If you have other symptoms such as urinary problems, pain in the lower abdomen or lower back, or fever.
If your symptoms are related to a recent injury.
When to Call Your Neighborhood Blogger
If you think you need 'better' medication such as erection-producing medications or injections.
If you are in need of a vacuum device.
If you are in need of a penile implant.
If you need one of the better looking chat girls to help you get it up.
Getting all the facts and thinking about your own and your partner's needs and values and speaking with the blogger will help you make a wise decision about treatment for erection problems.
Working together can get us all laid.
Yes, Hotshotschamp, even you.
Horrorscopes for NHL:1 Chatters...
Each morning... prior to a shit, shower, shave or breakfast even... NHL:1 chatters like to check on a two things. No, it isn't their kids, or their significant other... and no again, it isn't the Stock Market or their bank statements.
The first thing chatters check on when they awaken is of course The 'Ciding Light. They need to see if anything new and exciting has been written about them and or their chat mates. The second thing they check up on is their horoscopes. But with so many choices, which horoscope should they believe in? The search for an accurate 2008 horoscope forecast continues, and that is where I come in.
Most chatters of NHL:1 allow horoscopes, crystal balls, and psychic hot lines to dictate their daily routine. I thought maybe they could possibly 'kill two birds with one stone' and read both the blog and Horrorscopes for NHL:1 Chatters on one site.
I hope to provide a forecast that pleases most chatters and gives some hope to the rest of the readers.
All in all, the Horrorscope for NHL:1 will provide answers (or my opinion) to chatters questions, but remember... it's your choice only whether you believe it or not. I don't want Yahoo and Google holding me responsible for your breakdown. ;)
So here goes...
Aries: Aries is the sign of leadership, control and domination. Sonning and sperming will be the only two things you will want to do this week and you may try to do them both at the same time on the last day of the month... July 31st. This does not make for sweet loving unless you're a Klingon, Praying Mantis or a chat ho.
Taurus: Your ability to communicate this week will be about as understood as the profession of an Alpaca breeder. So in other words... you won't be understood at all. Try to keep talking to yourself because at least you'll be understood that way. Remember... therapy is your friend.
Gemini: Sorry Gemini... you get the shit end of the stick again. This week money sucks, love sucks, life sucks. But look on the bright side, at least you have a roof over your head... the ceiling of NHL:1 chat. August will be a whole lot better, I mean how much worse can it really get, right?
Your desire for more money will never come true unless you get off your ass and do something.
Cancer: It's finally time for something good to happen to Cancer. And that means romance... fact! Starting August 1st, you will find love, but of course it will happen where you least expect it. Will it be within NHL:1 or in the real world? Only you know... but if i were a gambling individual...
Leo: Leo is the sexiest sign of the Zodiac, and this week you will be even sexier than normal. A change in residence will bring you closer to the one you love and increase romance. Which chat room other than NHL:1 will you be living in this week? Make yourself a cup of coffee, sit down and enjoy surfing the Internet.
Virgo: Love is in the air, or is it?! 'Scrap of NHL:1 are kind of slutty to begin with, and if they're on the rebound they're easier to lay than shag carpet! Don't start anything you are not able to get out of in a week. There is no reason to initiate a relationship or sperming session just to prove you can. Well a sperming session is okay.
Libra: You're in the zone this week! The Twilight Zone, that is. Life is what you make of it and why you choose to make yours a chat-lifer is beyond me. A change of scenery is in need for you. Money will be so stagnant this month you may have to turn tricks in chat to support your smoking habit.
Sagittarius: Yahoo is about to take over your life... so please chat responsibly. The answer you've been searching for lies right in front of your face, though it's difficult to make out with all that cheesecake in the way. Do not expect an increase in pay this week. The only increase you will see this week is in your waistline. Time for a diet or your lover will dump you for somebody who is actually attractive.
Capricorn: I foresee a great number of failures, setbacks and letdowns in your future, but then again, anyone from NHL:1 could have told you that... or probably already has. For the love of all that is good, get rid of your mullet. Stop living in the 80's.
Aquarius: Most Aquarius' will be ending bad relationships this month... but which chat hos to dump will be tough. Your luck will be increased by a member of the opposite sex with a limp who will change your life but drink your moonshine. Extra work will come your way also, and no, I don't mean horizontal work, Pervert! Stick to one lover this week.
Pisces: Love is on the horizon so stop your whining! Although you may be frustrated at trying to find a new chat love, stay focused and eventually the Instant Messages you have sent around NHL:1 will do their trick. The words 'short', 'fat' and 'bald' are about to come into your life. This could be one of many chatters that fit this description from within NHL:1 that responds to you soon. Keep your fingers crossed, but your legs wide open.
Try this website below just for fun.
When answering the questions try be honest about who you really are and see what/who comes up for you. If you are not satisfied, then you can use the information you provide on your profile of your false identities.
http://www.love-predictions.com/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=zodiacsigns&utm_campaign=lovepredictions&gclid=CInDkpKY45QCFSQqagodd00RQw
Oh yes, just one more thing...
Contrary to popular belief, I am not online nor in chat 24/7... so a daily update is not always possible. My apologies to those of you who rely so much on this blog each and everyday.
No more hate mail, or comments please!
LOL!!!
The first thing chatters check on when they awaken is of course The 'Ciding Light. They need to see if anything new and exciting has been written about them and or their chat mates. The second thing they check up on is their horoscopes. But with so many choices, which horoscope should they believe in? The search for an accurate 2008 horoscope forecast continues, and that is where I come in.
Most chatters of NHL:1 allow horoscopes, crystal balls, and psychic hot lines to dictate their daily routine. I thought maybe they could possibly 'kill two birds with one stone' and read both the blog and Horrorscopes for NHL:1 Chatters on one site.
I hope to provide a forecast that pleases most chatters and gives some hope to the rest of the readers.
All in all, the Horrorscope for NHL:1 will provide answers (or my opinion) to chatters questions, but remember... it's your choice only whether you believe it or not. I don't want Yahoo and Google holding me responsible for your breakdown. ;)
So here goes...
Aries: Aries is the sign of leadership, control and domination. Sonning and sperming will be the only two things you will want to do this week and you may try to do them both at the same time on the last day of the month... July 31st. This does not make for sweet loving unless you're a Klingon, Praying Mantis or a chat ho.
Taurus: Your ability to communicate this week will be about as understood as the profession of an Alpaca breeder. So in other words... you won't be understood at all. Try to keep talking to yourself because at least you'll be understood that way. Remember... therapy is your friend.
Gemini: Sorry Gemini... you get the shit end of the stick again. This week money sucks, love sucks, life sucks. But look on the bright side, at least you have a roof over your head... the ceiling of NHL:1 chat. August will be a whole lot better, I mean how much worse can it really get, right?
Your desire for more money will never come true unless you get off your ass and do something.
Cancer: It's finally time for something good to happen to Cancer. And that means romance... fact! Starting August 1st, you will find love, but of course it will happen where you least expect it. Will it be within NHL:1 or in the real world? Only you know... but if i were a gambling individual...
Leo: Leo is the sexiest sign of the Zodiac, and this week you will be even sexier than normal. A change in residence will bring you closer to the one you love and increase romance. Which chat room other than NHL:1 will you be living in this week? Make yourself a cup of coffee, sit down and enjoy surfing the Internet.
Virgo: Love is in the air, or is it?! 'Scrap of NHL:1 are kind of slutty to begin with, and if they're on the rebound they're easier to lay than shag carpet! Don't start anything you are not able to get out of in a week. There is no reason to initiate a relationship or sperming session just to prove you can. Well a sperming session is okay.
Libra: You're in the zone this week! The Twilight Zone, that is. Life is what you make of it and why you choose to make yours a chat-lifer is beyond me. A change of scenery is in need for you. Money will be so stagnant this month you may have to turn tricks in chat to support your smoking habit.
Sagittarius: Yahoo is about to take over your life... so please chat responsibly. The answer you've been searching for lies right in front of your face, though it's difficult to make out with all that cheesecake in the way. Do not expect an increase in pay this week. The only increase you will see this week is in your waistline. Time for a diet or your lover will dump you for somebody who is actually attractive.
Capricorn: I foresee a great number of failures, setbacks and letdowns in your future, but then again, anyone from NHL:1 could have told you that... or probably already has. For the love of all that is good, get rid of your mullet. Stop living in the 80's.
Aquarius: Most Aquarius' will be ending bad relationships this month... but which chat hos to dump will be tough. Your luck will be increased by a member of the opposite sex with a limp who will change your life but drink your moonshine. Extra work will come your way also, and no, I don't mean horizontal work, Pervert! Stick to one lover this week.
Pisces: Love is on the horizon so stop your whining! Although you may be frustrated at trying to find a new chat love, stay focused and eventually the Instant Messages you have sent around NHL:1 will do their trick. The words 'short', 'fat' and 'bald' are about to come into your life. This could be one of many chatters that fit this description from within NHL:1 that responds to you soon. Keep your fingers crossed, but your legs wide open.
Try this website below just for fun.
When answering the questions try be honest about who you really are and see what/who comes up for you. If you are not satisfied, then you can use the information you provide on your profile of your false identities.
http://www.love-predictions.com/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=zodiacsigns&utm_campaign=lovepredictions&gclid=CInDkpKY45QCFSQqagodd00RQw
Oh yes, just one more thing...
Contrary to popular belief, I am not online nor in chat 24/7... so a daily update is not always possible. My apologies to those of you who rely so much on this blog each and everyday.
No more hate mail, or comments please!
LOL!!!
Sunday, July 13, 2008
So I'm watching television the other night... the Discovery Channel to be exact... and I'm viewing a show that I have only heard about, but never personally tuned in for.
The Deadliest Catch is a documentary-style reality television series that documents the events aboard fishing boats in the Bering Sea. The show is named Deadliest Catch because the crew of these boats are at a high risk of injury or death.
The series follows eight to ten crab fishing boats and their crews throughout two of the dangerous crab fishing seasons, the October king crab and the January opilio crab. The show emphasizes the very real danger to the crew on the decks of these boats and with each episode has a focus on a story or situation that occurs on one or more boats with side stories on the backgrounds and particular activities of one or two crew members.
The fleet's captains are featured prominently throughout the episodes... highlighting their camaraderie with their fellow captains and relationships with their crew... as well as their competitive nature against the other boats in the fleet regarding the hunt for crab throughout the fishing grounds.
So anyway... I'm about ten minutes into the Deadliest Catch and I must agree that this job is as they say... quite dangerous. But after seeing the 'dangers' involved on these vessels... I got to thinking... I know of an even more dangerous profession... chat room player... or shall we say chat room spermer.
Once I touch base with buff_lincoln, verian_my_spider_daemon and jimmy_cinderella, I'll get their opinion on maybe producing a show of our own.
I'm thinking this show should be called...THE DEADLIEST SNATCH.
The Deadliest Catch has a creator in Thom Beers. The CRU would need someone to step up and fill this position for their show. Any suggestions? I know who my choice would be.
The narrator for the Deadliest Catch is Mike Rowe. The CRU, since they are generally silent, and 'type their shit' will need to fill this position as well. I'm thinking since Steve (gartner22ny) is well loved by all the ladies, or at least his voice is... should be considered for the narrator of THE DEADLIEST SNATCH. What do you think?
The opening theme for the U.S. TV airing of the Deadliest Catch is "Wanted Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi. Now taking our title of the THE DEADLIEST SNATCH into consideration, the CRU will need to come up with a title song for their show. Any ideas?
In the Deadliest Catch, a two person camera crew lives on each boat profiled. They use handheld cameras to shoot most of the series. Additional footage is provided by four stationary cameras that are permanently mounted around the ship and are constantly recording.
In THE DEADLIEST SNATCH the CRU will need a two person camera crew as well. Preferably two males who would not blow their load at the sight of a naked woman. I'm thinking the two homosexuals in Dak and Hotshotschamp would be best for this.
And again... in the Deadliest Catch, remember that they utilize eight to ten crab fishing boats. In the show the CRU hopes to put together... THE DEADLIEST SNATCH, the CRU will need to find eight to ten crab infested pusheyholes. These positions should be the easiest to fill.
I'm thinking the CRU could get the below to partake in this venture...
1. Justine (lotusblossom604)
2. Shortybynature_mandi
3. Ine (foxy_the_first)
4. Sherry_berry27
5. Rachel (hastingsgirl)
6. Mary (mary_christine21)
7. Trisha (costergirl16)
8. Veronica (bels_belfour)
If the above choose not to participate we have the below that qualify as well...
9. Jill (boltsgirlvl4)
10. Lindsay (butter_cup0)
11. Tracy (northerncutie08)
12. Sonya (nashvillepredsfan)
13. Debbie (berrybusygirl)
14. Cerah (hockeymom935)
15. Katie (canucks_girl44)
16. Allie (sharks1419)
I'm sure I am missing a few names. ;)
According to the pilot episode of the Deadliest Catch, the death rate during the main crab seasons averages out to nearly one fisherman per week, while the injury rate for crews on most crab boats in the fleet is nearly 100% due to the severe weather conditions (frigid gales, rogue waves, ice formations on and around the boat) and the danger of working with such heavy machinery on a constantly rolling boat deck.
The Deadliest Catch is a documentary-style reality television series that documents the events aboard fishing boats in the Bering Sea. The show is named Deadliest Catch because the crew of these boats are at a high risk of injury or death.
The series follows eight to ten crab fishing boats and their crews throughout two of the dangerous crab fishing seasons, the October king crab and the January opilio crab. The show emphasizes the very real danger to the crew on the decks of these boats and with each episode has a focus on a story or situation that occurs on one or more boats with side stories on the backgrounds and particular activities of one or two crew members.
The fleet's captains are featured prominently throughout the episodes... highlighting their camaraderie with their fellow captains and relationships with their crew... as well as their competitive nature against the other boats in the fleet regarding the hunt for crab throughout the fishing grounds.
So anyway... I'm about ten minutes into the Deadliest Catch and I must agree that this job is as they say... quite dangerous. But after seeing the 'dangers' involved on these vessels... I got to thinking... I know of an even more dangerous profession... chat room player... or shall we say chat room spermer.
Once I touch base with buff_lincoln, verian_my_spider_daemon and jimmy_cinderella, I'll get their opinion on maybe producing a show of our own.
I'm thinking this show should be called...THE DEADLIEST SNATCH.
The Deadliest Catch has a creator in Thom Beers. The CRU would need someone to step up and fill this position for their show. Any suggestions? I know who my choice would be.
The narrator for the Deadliest Catch is Mike Rowe. The CRU, since they are generally silent, and 'type their shit' will need to fill this position as well. I'm thinking since Steve (gartner22ny) is well loved by all the ladies, or at least his voice is... should be considered for the narrator of THE DEADLIEST SNATCH. What do you think?
The opening theme for the U.S. TV airing of the Deadliest Catch is "Wanted Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi. Now taking our title of the THE DEADLIEST SNATCH into consideration, the CRU will need to come up with a title song for their show. Any ideas?
In the Deadliest Catch, a two person camera crew lives on each boat profiled. They use handheld cameras to shoot most of the series. Additional footage is provided by four stationary cameras that are permanently mounted around the ship and are constantly recording.
In THE DEADLIEST SNATCH the CRU will need a two person camera crew as well. Preferably two males who would not blow their load at the sight of a naked woman. I'm thinking the two homosexuals in Dak and Hotshotschamp would be best for this.
And again... in the Deadliest Catch, remember that they utilize eight to ten crab fishing boats. In the show the CRU hopes to put together... THE DEADLIEST SNATCH, the CRU will need to find eight to ten crab infested pusheyholes. These positions should be the easiest to fill.
I'm thinking the CRU could get the below to partake in this venture...
1. Justine (lotusblossom604)
2. Shortybynature_mandi
3. Ine (foxy_the_first)
4. Sherry_berry27
5. Rachel (hastingsgirl)
6. Mary (mary_christine21)
7. Trisha (costergirl16)
8. Veronica (bels_belfour)
If the above choose not to participate we have the below that qualify as well...
9. Jill (boltsgirlvl4)
10. Lindsay (butter_cup0)
11. Tracy (northerncutie08)
12. Sonya (nashvillepredsfan)
13. Debbie (berrybusygirl)
14. Cerah (hockeymom935)
15. Katie (canucks_girl44)
16. Allie (sharks1419)
I'm sure I am missing a few names. ;)
According to the pilot episode of the Deadliest Catch, the death rate during the main crab seasons averages out to nearly one fisherman per week, while the injury rate for crews on most crab boats in the fleet is nearly 100% due to the severe weather conditions (frigid gales, rogue waves, ice formations on and around the boat) and the danger of working with such heavy machinery on a constantly rolling boat deck.
Alaskan king crab fishing reported over 300 fatalities per 100,000 as of 2008, with over 80% of those deaths caused by drowning or hypothermia.
On THE DEADLIEST SNATCH we hope to take the necessary precautions so we do not lose a single male chatter to disease. Just enter at your own risk. ;)
Don't worry girls, the guys will get theirs.
If the CRU can get THE DEADLIEST SNATCH off the ground with any success, I'm sure they will be able to get their next series going soon thereafter.
I'm thinking for the guys we can go with DIRTY KNOBS. A spin off from the Dirty Jobs series, also a Discovery Channel TV show and hosted by Mike Rowe.
For this I'm already thinking of names such as...
1. Jim (zr22k)... anyone that sticks it to danabomb and lotusblossum is in.
2. Ryan (antiwhy)
3. Jeremy (kottonmouth02)
4. Mark (kingvspades)
5. Paul (jerzzzey)
6. Bill (wildbp)
7. James (hoffa75ca)
And many many more. ;)
Come on CRU, I'm leaving it up to you to put it together.
Saturday, June 28, 2008
There are quite a few chatters that are asking my opinion these days... mostly of things of which I have no opinion to give. Some ask about international politics, some of global warming, a few ask of overseas stock markets, and some even ask about the latest diet fads... plus a bunch of other topics that I have little knowledge of.
So the evidence is clear... either my opinion really does count to a lot of chatters... or I just have a lot of people snowed. I'm leaning toward the latter since it requires far less effort on my part.
Most of you misguided chatters seek my opinion for no other reason than I write this blog. You think that since I can string together a couple of words in a semi-coherent manner... on a regular basis... that what I think... must have some relevance to your world.
Truly, we all know that most of the time, this blog writes itself. In fact, I don't consider myself a writer so much as a cranky chatter of life, a benign bystander, an existential fly on the wall. I just sit on the sidelines and take note of what's happening around me, then I run it through a spell checker and report it to you. Think of me as the hall monitor in the Big School of Life. By the way, where's your chat pass?
While some chatters ask my opinion on current events, most want to know what I think about things that haven't even happened yet, like I'm some kind of psychic hot-line.
Who do you think the next chat president will be? Do you think Sonners and chat 'scrap will ever unite? Do you think Cudaguys penis can get any larger with vitamins? Do you think the new Barbie will be able to wear the old Barbie's clothes? WTF?!?!?!
Since so many chatters seem to think that I can see into the future, I decided to put my sigh_kick (Psychic) abilities to the test. After all, I have nothing to lose and the answers to many questions to gain. Questions like... can I really see into the future? Do I really possess the gift of foresight? If I really can see into the future, what's the best way to make a fast buck off such an ability?
Okay, so I put myself in a deep, hypnotic trance and sat lurking in NHL:1 the other night, with the volume turned down, so I could stay focused and not hear the babbling of Oz. Then I closed my eyes and let the visions come. For a while, all I could see was Oz getting sonned to oblivion. Soon things became more clear. Here then, are some of my visions from that night...
- Oz leaving chat for the remainder of the year to spend time with his daughter and 'wife'. Turns over his Fantasy League to TML... who is voted best Commissioner and General Manager of 2008... but can't make the playoffs with the team he has assembled.
- Lotusblossom604 (Justine) back in business with her Red Line Consulting Firm, divorcing her husband, losing her kids, and continues to stalk Boddy and Markus while at the same time phone sperming ZR22k while listening to 1982 momma jokes.
- Hockeytard (Lindsay) meets up with Hotshotschamp (Chris) and they get married soon thereafter. Divorce comes after two months when they fight over who has the better tacos, Taco Bell or Taco Johns. Canucks_girl44 (Katie) rushes to be by Hots' side when he considers jumping from one of the few remaining bridges that haven't collapsed in St. Paul, Minnesota.
- Forsy_girl (Jenn) cuts down her blog views to single digits per day... from home anyway. Wait until she gets a job... she'll be logging in to read comments about her from work, just like (Boltsgirlvl4) Jill and - Aka_rockin_canadian_girl (Dani) does.
- Buff_Lincoln (name unknown) flying out to California to meet up with the love of his life... what's her name? Or is it Florida, (Nashvillepredsfan) Sonya... Ireland (Harlemz_Nocturne) Laura... Kansas (Foxy_the_First) Ine... or Michigan, (Citygirl0117) Tina? Wait, it was definitely California, where Sherry_Berry27 has taken up residence with (xl_five_lx) Mitch. Sorry Sharks1419 (Allie).
- Mary_Christine21 will announce that she is pregnant with ex-boyfriend Michael Tuck (Thornton_19_ca). Though it is unclear whether the baby will be a boy or girl, it will be born with interchangeable parts, just like its daddy.
- Due to the lack of viable candidates to run in the next chat room presidential election, the chat 'scrap Party will attempt to revive the political career of (Jockoredwing53) Jack. The fact that he is suffering from Alzheimer's will be considered by many to be a political plus. Is it Alzheimer's or has he smoked one bowl too many?
- A popular Internet chatter (Strider_Nation) Jeremy will win fame and fortune with the publication of his book, "Men Are From Venus, Women Are From Over Yonder... now go to work, make me some money, and oh yeah, don't forget to make me a sandwich before you leave, bitch."
Well, what do you know, those folks were right. I can see into the future after all. Or maybe it was all just a dream brought on by that beer and Polish sausage sandwich I had while passing out in chat.
So the evidence is clear... either my opinion really does count to a lot of chatters... or I just have a lot of people snowed. I'm leaning toward the latter since it requires far less effort on my part.
Most of you misguided chatters seek my opinion for no other reason than I write this blog. You think that since I can string together a couple of words in a semi-coherent manner... on a regular basis... that what I think... must have some relevance to your world.
Truly, we all know that most of the time, this blog writes itself. In fact, I don't consider myself a writer so much as a cranky chatter of life, a benign bystander, an existential fly on the wall. I just sit on the sidelines and take note of what's happening around me, then I run it through a spell checker and report it to you. Think of me as the hall monitor in the Big School of Life. By the way, where's your chat pass?
While some chatters ask my opinion on current events, most want to know what I think about things that haven't even happened yet, like I'm some kind of psychic hot-line.
Who do you think the next chat president will be? Do you think Sonners and chat 'scrap will ever unite? Do you think Cudaguys penis can get any larger with vitamins? Do you think the new Barbie will be able to wear the old Barbie's clothes? WTF?!?!?!
Since so many chatters seem to think that I can see into the future, I decided to put my sigh_kick (Psychic) abilities to the test. After all, I have nothing to lose and the answers to many questions to gain. Questions like... can I really see into the future? Do I really possess the gift of foresight? If I really can see into the future, what's the best way to make a fast buck off such an ability?
Okay, so I put myself in a deep, hypnotic trance and sat lurking in NHL:1 the other night, with the volume turned down, so I could stay focused and not hear the babbling of Oz. Then I closed my eyes and let the visions come. For a while, all I could see was Oz getting sonned to oblivion. Soon things became more clear. Here then, are some of my visions from that night...
- Oz leaving chat for the remainder of the year to spend time with his daughter and 'wife'. Turns over his Fantasy League to TML... who is voted best Commissioner and General Manager of 2008... but can't make the playoffs with the team he has assembled.
- Lotusblossom604 (Justine) back in business with her Red Line Consulting Firm, divorcing her husband, losing her kids, and continues to stalk Boddy and Markus while at the same time phone sperming ZR22k while listening to 1982 momma jokes.
- Hockeytard (Lindsay) meets up with Hotshotschamp (Chris) and they get married soon thereafter. Divorce comes after two months when they fight over who has the better tacos, Taco Bell or Taco Johns. Canucks_girl44 (Katie) rushes to be by Hots' side when he considers jumping from one of the few remaining bridges that haven't collapsed in St. Paul, Minnesota.
- Forsy_girl (Jenn) cuts down her blog views to single digits per day... from home anyway. Wait until she gets a job... she'll be logging in to read comments about her from work, just like (Boltsgirlvl4) Jill and - Aka_rockin_canadian_girl (Dani) does.
- Buff_Lincoln (name unknown) flying out to California to meet up with the love of his life... what's her name? Or is it Florida, (Nashvillepredsfan) Sonya... Ireland (Harlemz_Nocturne) Laura... Kansas (Foxy_the_First) Ine... or Michigan, (Citygirl0117) Tina? Wait, it was definitely California, where Sherry_Berry27 has taken up residence with (xl_five_lx) Mitch. Sorry Sharks1419 (Allie).
- Mary_Christine21 will announce that she is pregnant with ex-boyfriend Michael Tuck (Thornton_19_ca). Though it is unclear whether the baby will be a boy or girl, it will be born with interchangeable parts, just like its daddy.
- Due to the lack of viable candidates to run in the next chat room presidential election, the chat 'scrap Party will attempt to revive the political career of (Jockoredwing53) Jack. The fact that he is suffering from Alzheimer's will be considered by many to be a political plus. Is it Alzheimer's or has he smoked one bowl too many?
- A popular Internet chatter (Strider_Nation) Jeremy will win fame and fortune with the publication of his book, "Men Are From Venus, Women Are From Over Yonder... now go to work, make me some money, and oh yeah, don't forget to make me a sandwich before you leave, bitch."
Well, what do you know, those folks were right. I can see into the future after all. Or maybe it was all just a dream brought on by that beer and Polish sausage sandwich I had while passing out in chat.
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Future 'Cide... or is it murder?
On June 22, 20XX... an examiner will check out the body of Chatter A. She will confirm that Chatter A, has indeed died as a result of a shotgun blast to the head.
Before that, I see Chatter A jumping from the top of a 15 story building with intent to commit 'cide. Chatter A will leave a note behind. As Chatter A falls past the 12th floor, their life will be taken by a shotgun blast going through a window. Neither the one pulling the trigger or the future victim are aware that a safety net will be just below the 12th floor level to protect some building workers... and that Chatter A will not be able to complete their suicide mission the way they had planned.
The fact that Chatter A will be shot on the way to probable death, and not via a successful fall to his death as originally planned... will prompt a medical examiner to feel that he has a homicide on his hands and not a suicide.
From the room on the 12th floor, from where the shotgun blast will come from... is seen occupied by a chat couple... Chatter B and Chatter C. I see them arguing vigorously... and that Chatter B is threatening Chatter C with a shotgun. Chatter B is so upset that when he pulls the trigger he misses Chatter C and the pellets go through the window striking Chatter A in the head, on their way down.
Correct me if I'm wrong, Law students, but when Chatter B intended to kill Chatter C but killed Chatter A by mistake... Chatter B is guilty of murder of Chatter A, correct?
But when confronted with the charge of murder... I see Chatter B and Chatter C are both adamant in what they say... in that they thought the gun was unloaded.
Chatter B explains that it has been a long-standing habit to threaten Chatter C with an unloaded shotgun during the course of their arguments. Chatter B says he had no intention to murder Chatter C. Therefore, the killing of Chatter A appears to be an unfortunate accident... that is... IF... the gun had been accidentally loaded.
The continuing investigation turns up a witness, Chatter D... who claims to have seen Chatter B's and Chatter C's adopted son loading a shotgun about six weeks prior to the argument. It turns out that Chatter C has cut off her adopted son's financial help, and the adopted son knowing the penchant of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his Father would shoot his Mother. Since the loader of the gun... the adopted son... is aware of this, he is guilty of murder even though he didn't actually pull the trigger, right?
The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the adopted son for the death of Chatter A.
Now comes the exquisite twist.
Further investigations revealed that the adopted son was in fact, Chatter A. He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his Mother's murder on June 22, 19XX... so he goes to the the top of the 15 story building and jumps off, only to be killed by a shotgun blast through the 12th story window.
The adopted son had actually murdered himself.
Who is Chatter D, the witness?
I'm sure we all know who Chatters A,B,and C are.
Before that, I see Chatter A jumping from the top of a 15 story building with intent to commit 'cide. Chatter A will leave a note behind. As Chatter A falls past the 12th floor, their life will be taken by a shotgun blast going through a window. Neither the one pulling the trigger or the future victim are aware that a safety net will be just below the 12th floor level to protect some building workers... and that Chatter A will not be able to complete their suicide mission the way they had planned.
The fact that Chatter A will be shot on the way to probable death, and not via a successful fall to his death as originally planned... will prompt a medical examiner to feel that he has a homicide on his hands and not a suicide.
From the room on the 12th floor, from where the shotgun blast will come from... is seen occupied by a chat couple... Chatter B and Chatter C. I see them arguing vigorously... and that Chatter B is threatening Chatter C with a shotgun. Chatter B is so upset that when he pulls the trigger he misses Chatter C and the pellets go through the window striking Chatter A in the head, on their way down.
Correct me if I'm wrong, Law students, but when Chatter B intended to kill Chatter C but killed Chatter A by mistake... Chatter B is guilty of murder of Chatter A, correct?
But when confronted with the charge of murder... I see Chatter B and Chatter C are both adamant in what they say... in that they thought the gun was unloaded.
Chatter B explains that it has been a long-standing habit to threaten Chatter C with an unloaded shotgun during the course of their arguments. Chatter B says he had no intention to murder Chatter C. Therefore, the killing of Chatter A appears to be an unfortunate accident... that is... IF... the gun had been accidentally loaded.
The continuing investigation turns up a witness, Chatter D... who claims to have seen Chatter B's and Chatter C's adopted son loading a shotgun about six weeks prior to the argument. It turns out that Chatter C has cut off her adopted son's financial help, and the adopted son knowing the penchant of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his Father would shoot his Mother. Since the loader of the gun... the adopted son... is aware of this, he is guilty of murder even though he didn't actually pull the trigger, right?
The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the adopted son for the death of Chatter A.
Now comes the exquisite twist.
Further investigations revealed that the adopted son was in fact, Chatter A. He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his Mother's murder on June 22, 19XX... so he goes to the the top of the 15 story building and jumps off, only to be killed by a shotgun blast through the 12th story window.
The adopted son had actually murdered himself.
Who is Chatter D, the witness?
I'm sure we all know who Chatters A,B,and C are.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
The One...
The likes of Lotusblossom604 (Justine), Northerncutie08 (Tracy) and Berrybusygirl (Debbie) say that during their hunt for 'The One'... it can be a way to achieve romantic wholeness by dating partners with differing interests and personalities while in NHL:1. We also have Mounta_00 (Jeremy), HockeyMom935 (Cerah), Foxy_the_first (Ine), Vicesandhabits (Jimmy) who are looking for love in all the wrong places, and not under their own rooftop.
I agree with them, that you should explore various options in finding love... but are these people not married? Why do they still play the game?
I can understand where chatters may tickle their outdoor fancy, while other chatters may fulfill their penchant for hockey while visiting a chat room... but these married individuals seem to have taken it a step further and gone as far as to speaking on the phone numerous times throughout a given week with multiple NHL:1 chatters.
Where has the loyalty gone?
Instead of building a better relationship with their husbands or wives... who obviously only meet half their needs... (or at least they pay the bills) they would rather enjoy a day of hockey chat, or a night of cyber-sex with multiple chat partners like Zr22k, TML_fan_4_life, Flyereddie48, or Costergirl16.
I definitely agree that by expanding one's romantic options or multi dating on or offline can loosen up one's definition of his/her type and help one mingle with a vast array of potential mates out there, but once again... not if you are married.
In real-life, some male and female chatters have tossed away a good thing because their partner wasn't a 100% perfect match. I guess when you have the likes of single studs in chat like Ripstic5021 (Scott), Briereyote (Dean), Hotshotschamp (Chris), Thornton_19_ca, Forever_frantic (Linda) Fischer_Brittany... who have it all... they seem like quite the catch to any man or woman, married or not.
Back...
Okay... back to the dating world... the online universe, of course... where some chatters have a bustling social calendar that features more than one active, ongoing romance.
How about if you're not married, but you are in a relationship? Is it okay then to 'play around'? Is online flirtation and cyber-sex considered cheating? Many have voiced their opinions on this, and the vote is spilt... 50-50. Let me know what the rest of you think.
How does a chatter date this way without getting confused and creating embarrassing, news reel worthy moments? How can one do so without compromising one’s own morals or those of the sweeties involved?
Tell me Boltsgirlvl4 (Jill), Forsy_girl (Jenn) Antiwhy (Ryan), Talker_a_Talker (Jon), Jerzzzey (Paul), Shortybynature (Mandi), Sharks1419 (Allie), Butter_cup0 (Lindsay), Wildbp (Bill), Hovy_Kovy (Dave), Not2visible_31 (Tasha), Ninetythreerookieoftheyear (Paulie B.), Hastingsgirl (Rachel), Ari_freaking_gold (Todd), Citygirl0117 (Tina), Aka_rockin_canadian_girl (Dani), Mary_Christine21... etc. etc. etc... where are the morals?
I am not sure what category to put Sherry_Berry27 in... as I have not been able to confirm the rumour that she may have married xl_five_lx (Mitch) or not. I have confirmed though, that she has been phone-sperming some of the male chatters above, if not all, in recent weeks.
Most of you reading this I'm sure noticed that your name was not mentioned. I'm not sure if this is a good thing, or bad... though it does confirm you have no life! My apologies to those who I may have inadvertently left out.
Allow me to offer some advice to the chat 'scrap given to me by Buff_lincoln90210 one evening...
...Buff says that if you are looking to amp up your love life... then it is time to expand your social circle. Buff also says that the more people you know, the more you will mingle, and the more you mingle, then you are more than likely to meet 'The One'... or at least find a fun person to date for the time being.
Enjoy!
I agree with them, that you should explore various options in finding love... but are these people not married? Why do they still play the game?
I can understand where chatters may tickle their outdoor fancy, while other chatters may fulfill their penchant for hockey while visiting a chat room... but these married individuals seem to have taken it a step further and gone as far as to speaking on the phone numerous times throughout a given week with multiple NHL:1 chatters.
Where has the loyalty gone?
Instead of building a better relationship with their husbands or wives... who obviously only meet half their needs... (or at least they pay the bills) they would rather enjoy a day of hockey chat, or a night of cyber-sex with multiple chat partners like Zr22k, TML_fan_4_life, Flyereddie48, or Costergirl16.
I definitely agree that by expanding one's romantic options or multi dating on or offline can loosen up one's definition of his/her type and help one mingle with a vast array of potential mates out there, but once again... not if you are married.
In real-life, some male and female chatters have tossed away a good thing because their partner wasn't a 100% perfect match. I guess when you have the likes of single studs in chat like Ripstic5021 (Scott), Briereyote (Dean), Hotshotschamp (Chris), Thornton_19_ca, Forever_frantic (Linda) Fischer_Brittany... who have it all... they seem like quite the catch to any man or woman, married or not.
Back...
Okay... back to the dating world... the online universe, of course... where some chatters have a bustling social calendar that features more than one active, ongoing romance.
How about if you're not married, but you are in a relationship? Is it okay then to 'play around'? Is online flirtation and cyber-sex considered cheating? Many have voiced their opinions on this, and the vote is spilt... 50-50. Let me know what the rest of you think.
How does a chatter date this way without getting confused and creating embarrassing, news reel worthy moments? How can one do so without compromising one’s own morals or those of the sweeties involved?
Tell me Boltsgirlvl4 (Jill), Forsy_girl (Jenn) Antiwhy (Ryan), Talker_a_Talker (Jon), Jerzzzey (Paul), Shortybynature (Mandi), Sharks1419 (Allie), Butter_cup0 (Lindsay), Wildbp (Bill), Hovy_Kovy (Dave), Not2visible_31 (Tasha), Ninetythreerookieoftheyear (Paulie B.), Hastingsgirl (Rachel), Ari_freaking_gold (Todd), Citygirl0117 (Tina), Aka_rockin_canadian_girl (Dani), Mary_Christine21... etc. etc. etc... where are the morals?
I am not sure what category to put Sherry_Berry27 in... as I have not been able to confirm the rumour that she may have married xl_five_lx (Mitch) or not. I have confirmed though, that she has been phone-sperming some of the male chatters above, if not all, in recent weeks.
Most of you reading this I'm sure noticed that your name was not mentioned. I'm not sure if this is a good thing, or bad... though it does confirm you have no life! My apologies to those who I may have inadvertently left out.
Allow me to offer some advice to the chat 'scrap given to me by Buff_lincoln90210 one evening...
...Buff says that if you are looking to amp up your love life... then it is time to expand your social circle. Buff also says that the more people you know, the more you will mingle, and the more you mingle, then you are more than likely to meet 'The One'... or at least find a fun person to date for the time being.
Enjoy!
Monday, June 23, 2008
Fantasy Life...
"Dad, what is a Sonner, and why must you yell and scream at him each night... asks the eldest of three uneducated, home schooled children?" "And who is this Verian person whose name you scream out in your sleep?"
"When is mommy coming home, daddy... you said tomorrow... is it tomorrow yet, huh, huh, huh... asks the youngest?" "And will it be our first mommy, I likeded her bestest?"
"Ugh, Sir... ugh, Colonel Cuda, ugh, Private Pyle... ugh Dad... not Alpaca patties for breakfast again, eh... asks the third child?"
"I'll be in the bedroom, kids...tell me when the mailman gets here, I have a package for him." ;)
It probably started when Ross was young. Okay... honestly... I am not sure when it started, but for as long as I can remember, Ross has been living in a fantasy world. I heard he stares out into space from his bedroom window and creates a fantasy life... full of people that are real to him, once his kids have been given their orders.
I'm thinking Ross has been living in a fantasy land for most of his life, and doesn't know how to get out of it.
As Ross gets older... his fantasies develop... with histories and well developed stories... like how he can be a great husband, and how he will be a respected father, and of course... how one day he will be the Alpaca breeding guru of Canada.
Ross does this for hours each day... fantasizes... or at least whenever he has the chance. It is an escape that seemed rather harmless to him... at the time.
The problem is... Ross is not growing out of it. Instead, things are getting worse... and now he creates characters like... chat room lover... chat room war hero... chat room fantasy hockey General Manager. Well... at least one of his fantasies have come true. ;)
Now at 37... Ross has no friends, except for a few email friends. He speaks of 'family' that he does not spend much time with either. Could it be because he spends too much time in chat? Ross is so far into his own world that he never developed any empathy or connections with anyone real... claiming he just does not know how to talk or feel anything for them.
The only love and emotions he feels are for the people in his fantasy life... like Oz, who is his 'boss' and commissioner of his fantasy hockey league, or Nashvillepredsfan... the online love of his life. Ross will never admit to liking the Sonners, but deep down... I think we all know the truth.
Ross has no concept of fun, small talk, intelligent conversations, real life romance, or any emotions. He lives life largely alone. Some chatters smile and laugh on occasion and others think he is nice….but most think he is boring as fuck when you get to know him. He just has nothing to say... and soon the distance becomes obvious between him and most chatters of NHL:1.
He probably considers himself so old that he has no idea how to start learning basic communication skills to live in the real world, or even if that’s possible after living a fantasy life for so long. Ross sees things in such a simple... cold... direct way. He finds the shortest path to every place he goes. He dreams of love but has never felt it, not even for family or friends.
Rumour has it now, that his wife just left him again because she wants romance. Ross claims he does too... but it’s so far just a dream.
If with nothing else to do, Ross should be looking for a diagnosis. It would at least give him some peace of mind to know this is not his fault. How can a mistake he made when he was a child... dreaming too much... have made his life this way?
Ross technically is unemployed with no insurance and little funds, so he can't afford a therapist.
Is there anyone reading this that could possibly help Ross out, who has experienced the life in fantasy... and found his or her way out?
LOL!!!
Who am I kidding?
If you are reading this, you are probably in a fantasy world of your own too.
Wow... 39,683 hits... and counting... not bad for 9 months.
Who will be number 40,000?
How is 'thehockeyinstigator.blogspot.com' site going for you Oz?
Last post I saw, Oz, there were three comments... all mine... LOL!!!
I've been away for a few days, is there anything exciting out there that I should be made aware of?
"When is mommy coming home, daddy... you said tomorrow... is it tomorrow yet, huh, huh, huh... asks the youngest?" "And will it be our first mommy, I likeded her bestest?"
"Ugh, Sir... ugh, Colonel Cuda, ugh, Private Pyle... ugh Dad... not Alpaca patties for breakfast again, eh... asks the third child?"
"I'll be in the bedroom, kids...tell me when the mailman gets here, I have a package for him." ;)
It probably started when Ross was young. Okay... honestly... I am not sure when it started, but for as long as I can remember, Ross has been living in a fantasy world. I heard he stares out into space from his bedroom window and creates a fantasy life... full of people that are real to him, once his kids have been given their orders.
I'm thinking Ross has been living in a fantasy land for most of his life, and doesn't know how to get out of it.
As Ross gets older... his fantasies develop... with histories and well developed stories... like how he can be a great husband, and how he will be a respected father, and of course... how one day he will be the Alpaca breeding guru of Canada.
Ross does this for hours each day... fantasizes... or at least whenever he has the chance. It is an escape that seemed rather harmless to him... at the time.
The problem is... Ross is not growing out of it. Instead, things are getting worse... and now he creates characters like... chat room lover... chat room war hero... chat room fantasy hockey General Manager. Well... at least one of his fantasies have come true. ;)
Now at 37... Ross has no friends, except for a few email friends. He speaks of 'family' that he does not spend much time with either. Could it be because he spends too much time in chat? Ross is so far into his own world that he never developed any empathy or connections with anyone real... claiming he just does not know how to talk or feel anything for them.
The only love and emotions he feels are for the people in his fantasy life... like Oz, who is his 'boss' and commissioner of his fantasy hockey league, or Nashvillepredsfan... the online love of his life. Ross will never admit to liking the Sonners, but deep down... I think we all know the truth.
Ross has no concept of fun, small talk, intelligent conversations, real life romance, or any emotions. He lives life largely alone. Some chatters smile and laugh on occasion and others think he is nice….but most think he is boring as fuck when you get to know him. He just has nothing to say... and soon the distance becomes obvious between him and most chatters of NHL:1.
He probably considers himself so old that he has no idea how to start learning basic communication skills to live in the real world, or even if that’s possible after living a fantasy life for so long. Ross sees things in such a simple... cold... direct way. He finds the shortest path to every place he goes. He dreams of love but has never felt it, not even for family or friends.
Rumour has it now, that his wife just left him again because she wants romance. Ross claims he does too... but it’s so far just a dream.
If with nothing else to do, Ross should be looking for a diagnosis. It would at least give him some peace of mind to know this is not his fault. How can a mistake he made when he was a child... dreaming too much... have made his life this way?
Ross technically is unemployed with no insurance and little funds, so he can't afford a therapist.
Is there anyone reading this that could possibly help Ross out, who has experienced the life in fantasy... and found his or her way out?
LOL!!!
Who am I kidding?
If you are reading this, you are probably in a fantasy world of your own too.
Wow... 39,683 hits... and counting... not bad for 9 months.
Who will be number 40,000?
How is 'thehockeyinstigator.blogspot.com' site going for you Oz?
Last post I saw, Oz, there were three comments... all mine... LOL!!!
I've been away for a few days, is there anything exciting out there that I should be made aware of?
Sunday, June 15, 2008
In a perfect world... the right person for you would come strolling along your path. Your eyes would meet, you would date, and after a sperm session or two, a wedding would take place with you and your chosen one, with many wonderful children to follow.
However, what was just described above is not a regular or likely occurrence. LOL!!!
Sometimes, instead of eyes meeting across a beautiful field, a library, or grocery store... you meet in rather unlikely places. For example... dozens of people are building relationships online each day.
Would you like me to tell you why chat rooms are the best way to meet a person?
Back in the day of 'dating', men and women would go after each other based on appearance. Once they got through the looks... they would have to get through the first date and after that... depending on the individual... sex.
There is a reason the divorce rate in North America is over 50% if not higher. People used to get together for the wrong reasons and now they’re divorcing and moving on to find someone else.
Can you guess where they are heading? That is right, you guessed it... NHL:1 chat!
Once you have 'spermed' someone based on looks and the looks go away, what is left? You better hope you learned to love the person for who they are or you are in trouble. LOL!!!
Most might think that you have to sacrifice finding an attractive person while searching online, but you would be surprised.
Some of the most intelligent, HOT people are bantering away in our TRUE chat rooms right now.
When you chat with someone online, you don’t have to worry about anything but what is in their brain... right? You get to build a relationship based first on friendship, intelligence, and what you have in common, rather than looks alone... right?
If you want to go further, you can send him or her your picture (preferably real) or see theirs before you decide to do so. After that, you can even give them your number and move on to voice chat and an occasional sperm session.
So... with that said... how many of you are 'sperming' ugly people for all the right reasons?
How many of you are 'sperming' those HOT partners for all the wrong reasons?
However, what was just described above is not a regular or likely occurrence. LOL!!!
Sometimes, instead of eyes meeting across a beautiful field, a library, or grocery store... you meet in rather unlikely places. For example... dozens of people are building relationships online each day.
Would you like me to tell you why chat rooms are the best way to meet a person?
Back in the day of 'dating', men and women would go after each other based on appearance. Once they got through the looks... they would have to get through the first date and after that... depending on the individual... sex.
There is a reason the divorce rate in North America is over 50% if not higher. People used to get together for the wrong reasons and now they’re divorcing and moving on to find someone else.
Can you guess where they are heading? That is right, you guessed it... NHL:1 chat!
Once you have 'spermed' someone based on looks and the looks go away, what is left? You better hope you learned to love the person for who they are or you are in trouble. LOL!!!
Most might think that you have to sacrifice finding an attractive person while searching online, but you would be surprised.
Some of the most intelligent, HOT people are bantering away in our TRUE chat rooms right now.
When you chat with someone online, you don’t have to worry about anything but what is in their brain... right? You get to build a relationship based first on friendship, intelligence, and what you have in common, rather than looks alone... right?
If you want to go further, you can send him or her your picture (preferably real) or see theirs before you decide to do so. After that, you can even give them your number and move on to voice chat and an occasional sperm session.
So... with that said... how many of you are 'sperming' ugly people for all the right reasons?
How many of you are 'sperming' those HOT partners for all the wrong reasons?
Happy Father's Day...
A father is someone who...
listens with his heart,
speaks with his hugs,
and teaches not by words, but by example...
Though most of the fathers I have come across in NHL:1 will never win Father of the Year... I would still like to wish you a Happy Father's Day.
listens with his heart,
speaks with his hugs,
and teaches not by words, but by example...
Though most of the fathers I have come across in NHL:1 will never win Father of the Year... I would still like to wish you a Happy Father's Day.
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Friday, June 6, 2008
Costergirl16 near 'Cide...
hockeygurl1999: hi
hoffa75ca:
do i know you???
hockeygurl1999: hehe
hockeygurl1999: ive see u here a few times
hoffa75ca: no shit
hockeygurl1999: lol i just remember u being a leafs fan, no?
hoffa75ca: yeah
hockeygurl1999: who did they hire as their coach?
hoffa75ca: no clue
hockeygurl1999: some wilson guy
hoffa75ca: ive been super busy working
hockeygurl1999: im not sure who
hockeygurl1999: oh ok
hockeygurl1999: cool
hoffa75ca: not really the gf is freaking out cause i don't spend enough time with her
hockeygurl1999: slow down life is too short hehehe
hockeygurl1999: awwwwwww
hoffa75ca: our work schudles don't match
hockeygurl1999: girls can be sensitive like that hehehe
hoffa75ca: brb need a beer
hockeygurl1999: ok
hoffa75ca: back
hockeygurl1999: wb
hoffa75ca: ty
hockeygurl1999: i have one coming too, right? hehe
hockeygurl1999: jk
hoffa75ca: what a beer?
hockeygurl1999: lol
hockeygurl1999: yeah
hockeygurl1999: lol some people are rude in here
hoffa75ca: well i only have 3 left lol
hockeygurl1999: lol at only
hoffa75ca: no not in NHL:1
hockeygurl1999: you keep them then
hoffa75ca:
hockeygurl1999: hehe was that sarcasm
hoffa75ca: i know
hockeygurl1999: i pmd that hop person and they said hop_on_wingswagon_chat_scrap: fuck off hoehockeygurl1999: rude
hoffa75ca: does that surprise you
hockeygurl1999: i havent been in here in months
hockeygurl1999: i dont remember some of these people
hoffa75ca: for the most part the "sonners" have taken over
hockeygurl1999: i like the jocko guy and jerzey
hoffa75ca: jocko is cool
hoffa75ca: don't really know jerzey
hockeygurl1999: lol OMG i pmd that bob person and they sent me bobbob303: read this http://compulsive-sonner.blogspot.com/
hockeygurl1999: lol at you saying sonners when i got that
hockeygurl1999: what is a sonor
hockeygurl1999: *sonner
hoffa75ca: a fuckin waste of skin
hoffa75ca: evolutionary fuck up
hockeygurl1999: some of the things in there are hilarious
hockeygurl1999: some rude
hoffa75ca: cutie is ok
hockeygurl1999: did they send you that too?
hoffa75ca: real funny
hoffa75ca: i don't pm
hockeygurl1999: cool i'll ask her
hockeygurl1999: wonder if she's a Leafs fan hehe
hoffa75ca: nope sens fan
hockeygurl1999: enemy
hockeygurl1999: lol
hoffa75ca: well the leafs suck but they are still my team lol
hockeygurl1999: lol mine too
hoffa75ca: damm i gotta drink this headake away fucking crazy day at work
hockeygurl1999: hehe
hockeygurl1999: they have aspirin for that
hoffa75ca: its from stress i took 2 tylenol 3's didn't do shit
hockeygurl1999: oh my
hockeygurl1999: must be a big one
hoffa75ca: like i said crazy day at work
hockeygurl1999: yeah sounds like it
hockeygurl1999: it'll be ok
hockeygurl1999: do you and your gf live together
hoffa75ca: not yet
hockeygurl1999: she'll make it better later
hoffa75ca: thats what im planning on
hockeygurl1999: hehe
hoffa75ca: only got about 4 1/2 hours sleep last night
hockeygurl1999: hehe tell her to let you sleep
hoffa75ca: fuck that im a man i get it when i can lol
hockeygurl1999: ha! and when she wants it you have a headache i bet
hockeygurl1999: men
hoffa75ca: never
hockeygurl1999: i dont have a bf
hoffa75ca: why not?
hockeygurl1999: men suck
hoffa75ca: no girls suck men lick
hockeygurl1999:
hockeygurl1999:
hehehockeygurl1999: not all men
hockeygurl1999: selfish bastards
hockeygurl1999: hehe
hoffa75ca: well ones that want to keep there gf's do
hockeygurl1999: lol
hockeygurl1999: my last bf like me to rub myself while i went down on him
hockeygurl1999:
hockeygurl1999: said it was a turn on
hockeygurl1999: TMI i know lol
hoffa75ca: a little
hockeygurl1999: hehe
hoffa75ca: im kinda shy lol
hockeygurl1999: lol yeah right
hoffa75ca: really iam
hockeygurl1999: hehe
hockeygurl1999: shush
hoffa75ca: well for sure iam the type not to kiss and tell lol
hockeygurl1999: lol
hoffa75ca: brb
hockeygurl1999: kk
hoffa75ca: sorry about that had to get dressed lol
hockeygurl1999: lol
hockeygurl1999: did i slowly have you undressed hehe
hoffa75ca: lol
hoffa75ca: i came home and took off my stinky work clothes
hockeygurl1999: lol
hoffa75ca: i work in quality control at a fish plant
hockeygurl1999: admit it you stripped for me hehe
hockeygurl1999: stinky
hoffa75ca: very
hoffa75ca: reminds me of some of my ex gf's
hockeygurl1999: hey now that was mean lol
hoffa75ca: i was joking lol
hockeygurl1999: i can assure you i dont smell like fish hehe
hoffa75ca: k gotta run to get more beer brb
hockeygurl1999: k
hoffa75ca: k back
hockeygurl1999: wb
hoffa75ca: ty
hoffa75ca: damm its been raining here all fucking day
hockeygurl1999: sorry i was looking up hockey news
hockeygurl1999: has it really
hockeygurl1999:
hockeygurl1999: Ron Wilson Leafs coach?
hoffa75ca: yeah it sucks
hoffa75ca: i never heard
hockeygurl1999: i found it
hoffa75ca: ok wasn't he the sharks coach a few years ago
hockeygurl1999: yes
hoffa75ca: surpised i knew that my head is pounding
hockeygurl1999: hehe
hoffa75ca: thats why i went to get more beer lol
hockeygurl1999: what time is your gf coming over
hoffa75ca: not sure she is still at work then has to take her daughter out shopping for stuff i might be passed out by then
hockeygurl1999:
hockeygurl1999: hehe
hockeygurl1999: awwwww a little girl
hockeygurl1999: sweet
hoffa75ca: fucking yahoo just booted me
hoffa75ca: no she is almost 17
hockeygurl1999: lol you missed me talking dirty to you hehe
hockeygurl1999: wow a big girl
hoffa75ca: lol talking dirty
hockeygurl1999:
hockeygurl1999: and you missed it
hockeygurl1999:
hoffa75ca: well im here now lol
hockeygurl1999:
hockeygurl1999: do we have time to get down and dirty hehe
hoffa75ca: if you want
hockeygurl1999: kinda
hoffa75ca: well go for it
hockeygurl1999: can i call you and do it i dont know what to type hehe
hoffa75ca: ahhh i dunno
hoffa75ca: id feel quilty
hoffa75ca: sorry
hockeygurl1999: boo
hoffa75ca: i don't really know you sorry
hockeygurl1999: but i understand
hoffa75ca: good im faithfull to my gf her name is nora and she treats me so well
hockeygurl1999: awwwwwwwww
hockeygurl1999: you've been dating a long time i take it
hockeygurl1999: lucky girl
hoffa75ca: well not that long about 5 months but i guess you could say we are pretty serious
hockeygurl1999:
hockeygurl1999: k, how about if we type it out
hockeygurl1999: less guilt
hoffa75ca: how about we just be friends ok im sorry im sure you a super hot girl
hockeygurl1999: awwww but you aww nevermind
hoffa75ca: what?? tell me please???
hoffa75ca: well ok lets get freaky lol
hoffa75ca: its all in fun right??
hockeygurl1999: k, cuz im going without you hehe
hockeygurl1999: no, i expect a ring when we're done silly of course it's all in fun
hoffa75ca: well go then you start
hockeygurl1999: kk, let me lock my door
hoffa75ca: lol
hockeygurl1999: k, i just dont want anyone cumming in except for you hehe
hoffa75ca: ok
hoffa75ca: tell me what your wearing or what your not wearing
hockeygurl1999: booted hehe
hockeygurl1999: back
hoffa75ca: k
hockeygurl1999: it's cool that i'll be 18 in August right
hoffa75ca: ahhh not really holy shit
hoffa75ca: im fucking 33
hockeygurl1999: it was only fair to tell you
hockeygurl1999: 33 cool
hockeygurl1999: i like older guys hehe
hoffa75ca: k im sorry but your realy freaking me out i gotta go
hockeygurl1999: awwww baby
hockeygurl1999:
hockeygurl1999: can i add you
hoffa75ca: fuck you could be a cop
hockeygurl1999: baby?
hockeygurl1999: you there?
hockeygurl1999: James?
hoffa75ca:
do i know you???
hockeygurl1999: hehe
hockeygurl1999: ive see u here a few times
hoffa75ca: no shit
hockeygurl1999: lol i just remember u being a leafs fan, no?
hoffa75ca: yeah
hockeygurl1999: who did they hire as their coach?
hoffa75ca: no clue
hockeygurl1999: some wilson guy
hoffa75ca: ive been super busy working
hockeygurl1999: im not sure who
hockeygurl1999: oh ok
hockeygurl1999: cool
hoffa75ca: not really the gf is freaking out cause i don't spend enough time with her
hockeygurl1999: slow down life is too short hehehe
hockeygurl1999: awwwwwww
hoffa75ca: our work schudles don't match
hockeygurl1999: girls can be sensitive like that hehehe
hoffa75ca: brb need a beer
hockeygurl1999: ok
hoffa75ca: back
hockeygurl1999: wb
hoffa75ca: ty
hockeygurl1999: i have one coming too, right? hehe
hockeygurl1999: jk
hoffa75ca: what a beer?
hockeygurl1999: lol
hockeygurl1999: yeah
hockeygurl1999: lol some people are rude in here
hoffa75ca: well i only have 3 left lol
hockeygurl1999: lol at only
hoffa75ca: no not in NHL:1
hockeygurl1999: you keep them then
hoffa75ca:
hockeygurl1999: hehe was that sarcasm
hoffa75ca: i know
hockeygurl1999: i pmd that hop person and they said hop_on_wingswagon_chat_scrap: fuck off hoehockeygurl1999: rude
hoffa75ca: does that surprise you
hockeygurl1999: i havent been in here in months
hockeygurl1999: i dont remember some of these people
hoffa75ca: for the most part the "sonners" have taken over
hockeygurl1999: i like the jocko guy and jerzey
hoffa75ca: jocko is cool
hoffa75ca: don't really know jerzey
hockeygurl1999: lol OMG i pmd that bob person and they sent me bobbob303: read this http://compulsive-sonner.blogspot.com/
hockeygurl1999: lol at you saying sonners when i got that
hockeygurl1999: what is a sonor
hockeygurl1999: *sonner
hoffa75ca: a fuckin waste of skin
hoffa75ca: evolutionary fuck up
hockeygurl1999: some of the things in there are hilarious
hockeygurl1999: some rude
hoffa75ca: cutie is ok
hockeygurl1999: did they send you that too?
hoffa75ca: real funny
hoffa75ca: i don't pm
hockeygurl1999: cool i'll ask her
hockeygurl1999: wonder if she's a Leafs fan hehe
hoffa75ca: nope sens fan
hockeygurl1999: enemy
hockeygurl1999: lol
hoffa75ca: well the leafs suck but they are still my team lol
hockeygurl1999: lol mine too
hoffa75ca: damm i gotta drink this headake away fucking crazy day at work
hockeygurl1999: hehe
hockeygurl1999: they have aspirin for that
hoffa75ca: its from stress i took 2 tylenol 3's didn't do shit
hockeygurl1999: oh my
hockeygurl1999: must be a big one
hoffa75ca: like i said crazy day at work
hockeygurl1999: yeah sounds like it
hockeygurl1999: it'll be ok
hockeygurl1999: do you and your gf live together
hoffa75ca: not yet
hockeygurl1999: she'll make it better later
hoffa75ca: thats what im planning on
hockeygurl1999: hehe
hoffa75ca: only got about 4 1/2 hours sleep last night
hockeygurl1999: hehe tell her to let you sleep
hoffa75ca: fuck that im a man i get it when i can lol
hockeygurl1999: ha! and when she wants it you have a headache i bet
hockeygurl1999: men
hoffa75ca: never
hockeygurl1999: i dont have a bf
hoffa75ca: why not?
hockeygurl1999: men suck
hoffa75ca: no girls suck men lick
hockeygurl1999:
hockeygurl1999:
hehehockeygurl1999: not all men
hockeygurl1999: selfish bastards
hockeygurl1999: hehe
hoffa75ca: well ones that want to keep there gf's do
hockeygurl1999: lol
hockeygurl1999: my last bf like me to rub myself while i went down on him
hockeygurl1999:
hockeygurl1999: said it was a turn on
hockeygurl1999: TMI i know lol
hoffa75ca: a little
hockeygurl1999: hehe
hoffa75ca: im kinda shy lol
hockeygurl1999: lol yeah right
hoffa75ca: really iam
hockeygurl1999: hehe
hockeygurl1999: shush
hoffa75ca: well for sure iam the type not to kiss and tell lol
hockeygurl1999: lol
hoffa75ca: brb
hockeygurl1999: kk
hoffa75ca: sorry about that had to get dressed lol
hockeygurl1999: lol
hockeygurl1999: did i slowly have you undressed hehe
hoffa75ca: lol
hoffa75ca: i came home and took off my stinky work clothes
hockeygurl1999: lol
hoffa75ca: i work in quality control at a fish plant
hockeygurl1999: admit it you stripped for me hehe
hockeygurl1999: stinky
hoffa75ca: very
hoffa75ca: reminds me of some of my ex gf's
hockeygurl1999: hey now that was mean lol
hoffa75ca: i was joking lol
hockeygurl1999: i can assure you i dont smell like fish hehe
hoffa75ca: k gotta run to get more beer brb
hockeygurl1999: k
hoffa75ca: k back
hockeygurl1999: wb
hoffa75ca: ty
hoffa75ca: damm its been raining here all fucking day
hockeygurl1999: sorry i was looking up hockey news
hockeygurl1999: has it really
hockeygurl1999:
hockeygurl1999: Ron Wilson Leafs coach?
hoffa75ca: yeah it sucks
hoffa75ca: i never heard
hockeygurl1999: i found it
hoffa75ca: ok wasn't he the sharks coach a few years ago
hockeygurl1999: yes
hoffa75ca: surpised i knew that my head is pounding
hockeygurl1999: hehe
hoffa75ca: thats why i went to get more beer lol
hockeygurl1999: what time is your gf coming over
hoffa75ca: not sure she is still at work then has to take her daughter out shopping for stuff i might be passed out by then
hockeygurl1999:
hockeygurl1999: hehe
hockeygurl1999: awwwww a little girl
hockeygurl1999: sweet
hoffa75ca: fucking yahoo just booted me
hoffa75ca: no she is almost 17
hockeygurl1999: lol you missed me talking dirty to you hehe
hockeygurl1999: wow a big girl
hoffa75ca: lol talking dirty
hockeygurl1999:
hockeygurl1999: and you missed it
hockeygurl1999:
hoffa75ca: well im here now lol
hockeygurl1999:
hockeygurl1999: do we have time to get down and dirty hehe
hoffa75ca: if you want
hockeygurl1999: kinda
hoffa75ca: well go for it
hockeygurl1999: can i call you and do it i dont know what to type hehe
hoffa75ca: ahhh i dunno
hoffa75ca: id feel quilty
hoffa75ca: sorry
hockeygurl1999: boo
hoffa75ca: i don't really know you sorry
hockeygurl1999: but i understand
hoffa75ca: good im faithfull to my gf her name is nora and she treats me so well
hockeygurl1999: awwwwwwwww
hockeygurl1999: you've been dating a long time i take it
hockeygurl1999: lucky girl
hoffa75ca: well not that long about 5 months but i guess you could say we are pretty serious
hockeygurl1999:
hockeygurl1999: k, how about if we type it out
hockeygurl1999: less guilt
hoffa75ca: how about we just be friends ok im sorry im sure you a super hot girl
hockeygurl1999: awwww but you aww nevermind
hoffa75ca: what?? tell me please???
hoffa75ca: well ok lets get freaky lol
hoffa75ca: its all in fun right??
hockeygurl1999: k, cuz im going without you hehe
hockeygurl1999: no, i expect a ring when we're done silly of course it's all in fun
hoffa75ca: well go then you start
hockeygurl1999: kk, let me lock my door
hoffa75ca: lol
hockeygurl1999: k, i just dont want anyone cumming in except for you hehe
hoffa75ca: ok
hoffa75ca: tell me what your wearing or what your not wearing
hockeygurl1999: booted hehe
hockeygurl1999: back
hoffa75ca: k
hockeygurl1999: it's cool that i'll be 18 in August right
hoffa75ca: ahhh not really holy shit
hoffa75ca: im fucking 33
hockeygurl1999: it was only fair to tell you
hockeygurl1999: 33 cool
hockeygurl1999: i like older guys hehe
hoffa75ca: k im sorry but your realy freaking me out i gotta go
hockeygurl1999: awwww baby
hockeygurl1999:
hockeygurl1999: can i add you
hoffa75ca: fuck you could be a cop
hockeygurl1999: baby?
hockeygurl1999: you there?
hockeygurl1999: James?
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Chatters seem to believe the internet is full of millions of lonely, socially inept dweebs desperately masturbating with other lonely, socially inept dweebs pretending to be porn stars.
Having recently tried to find good cybersex myself, I see why it's taking them so long. LOL!!! J/K.
"Where has all the good cyber gone?" "How do I find someone to have cybersex with?"
I seem to see these questions thrown about in chat rooms quite often. My answer to those that ask me is of course... "NHL:1 is the place to go!"
What people don't realize is that it's hard to find good sex online if you're a woman, and hard to find sex at all if you're a man.
If you're not willing to make the investment of 30 minutes in NHL:1, then go to a cam site and pay to play instead.
I've been telling chatters from other rooms to come by NHL:1 and visit for some flirting and possible orgasm sharing. Lord knows we can use some fresh meat... both male and female.
If one is male and is looking for and easy 'cyber' look up one of the following:
Nashvillepredsfan - Dana
Northerncutie08 - Tracy
Berrybusygirl - Debbie
Steelerschik - Leesa
Hockeytard - Lindsay
Fischer.Brittany - Brittany
Mary_Christine21 - Mary
Not2visible_31 - Tasha
Citygirl0117 - Tina
Boltsgirlvl4 - Jill
Shortybynature - Mandi
Sherry_Berry27 - Sherry
If one is female, from what I've heard... any of the following males will do.
Cudaguy - Ross
Tml_fan_4_life - Chris
Phaneuf_is_god - Todd
Muchobulls - John
Booman2k0 - Chris
Flyereddie48 - Eddie
Talker_a_talker - Jon
Hotshotschamp - Chris
lllxxx_king_of_kings_lllxxx - Oz
Vicesandhabits - Jimmy
Hovy_kovy - Dave
Wildbp - Bill
It's true that cybersex is not for everybody, and it can be emotionally dangerous even if you're not in a committed offline relationship and risking infidelity. Did I mention that most of the above ARE in a committed relationship?
Some cyber partners from NHL:1 ended up leaving the virtual space to get married from what I have heard... but more on that later. My suggestion, hit it and quit it... and click the 'X' as soon as possible.
Anyway... some helpful hints... for both men and women.
1. Before becoming involved in any kind of cybersex please make sure your spouse, boyfriend, kids, etc. are out of the room at the time.
2. For men, before you begin, please check that your modem protector is on, along with the splash guard for your keyboard.
3. For women, no matter what you are truly wearing, such as, sweat pants, sweat shirt, torn bathrobe, slippers, t-shirt with stains on the front, bloomer underwear that could cover a car or be used for a parachute, always tell your potential cyber partner you are wearing a thong, garter belt with black stockings, and your best wonderbra.
4. If the cyber begins to get very hot please refrain from straddling your monitor, there are many potential emergency room stories to be told if you get overly excited, not to mention the many years of therapy to get you to let go and not continue this sordid affair with your 15" screen.
5. If the cyber is not going well, please let the other person know in the best way you can. It is not very polite to tell them that you are doing your nails, have just made up your grocery list for the next month, shingled the house, pulled out one of your wisdom teeth because you were bored, would rather read the instructions on how to set the time on your VCR, checked your fridge to make sure the light still works when you open the door, and last but not least, stuck your tongue to an ice cube tray to stop the monotony.
6. When it really starts getting hot and heavy, please check your spelling before you send that embarrassing typo, i.e., oh baby, let me suck on those beautiful beasts of yours. I just love your hot, wet posse. Oh baby, you have such a big coke. Thats it baby, show me that beautiful clint, and the proverbial oh fork me hard!
7. Once both cyberpartners have been satisfied, or faked satisfaction, at least say thank you. Thank you can mean, thank God its over, or THANK YOU because you truly had a wonderful time.
8. If it was a truly bad experience, do not feel pressured into ever having cybersex with this person again.
9. Last but not least, remember that cybersex will not make you go blind, unless you keep all the lights out in the house while having it, watching the screen in the dark does make your eyes burn. Realize that you may be addicted if your real life partner walks by naked and you'd rather be typing with one hand and still trying to keep a steady rhythm going. Sex can be just as nice with a partner you know. And just for variety, when your right hand gets tired, try dating your left hand for something different.
Until your next hot session....cyber on my friends!
Having recently tried to find good cybersex myself, I see why it's taking them so long. LOL!!! J/K.
"Where has all the good cyber gone?" "How do I find someone to have cybersex with?"
I seem to see these questions thrown about in chat rooms quite often. My answer to those that ask me is of course... "NHL:1 is the place to go!"
What people don't realize is that it's hard to find good sex online if you're a woman, and hard to find sex at all if you're a man.
If you're not willing to make the investment of 30 minutes in NHL:1, then go to a cam site and pay to play instead.
I've been telling chatters from other rooms to come by NHL:1 and visit for some flirting and possible orgasm sharing. Lord knows we can use some fresh meat... both male and female.
If one is male and is looking for and easy 'cyber' look up one of the following:
Nashvillepredsfan - Dana
Northerncutie08 - Tracy
Berrybusygirl - Debbie
Steelerschik - Leesa
Hockeytard - Lindsay
Fischer.Brittany - Brittany
Mary_Christine21 - Mary
Not2visible_31 - Tasha
Citygirl0117 - Tina
Boltsgirlvl4 - Jill
Shortybynature - Mandi
Sherry_Berry27 - Sherry
If one is female, from what I've heard... any of the following males will do.
Cudaguy - Ross
Tml_fan_4_life - Chris
Phaneuf_is_god - Todd
Muchobulls - John
Booman2k0 - Chris
Flyereddie48 - Eddie
Talker_a_talker - Jon
Hotshotschamp - Chris
lllxxx_king_of_kings_lllxxx - Oz
Vicesandhabits - Jimmy
Hovy_kovy - Dave
Wildbp - Bill
It's true that cybersex is not for everybody, and it can be emotionally dangerous even if you're not in a committed offline relationship and risking infidelity. Did I mention that most of the above ARE in a committed relationship?
Some cyber partners from NHL:1 ended up leaving the virtual space to get married from what I have heard... but more on that later. My suggestion, hit it and quit it... and click the 'X' as soon as possible.
Anyway... some helpful hints... for both men and women.
1. Before becoming involved in any kind of cybersex please make sure your spouse, boyfriend, kids, etc. are out of the room at the time.
2. For men, before you begin, please check that your modem protector is on, along with the splash guard for your keyboard.
3. For women, no matter what you are truly wearing, such as, sweat pants, sweat shirt, torn bathrobe, slippers, t-shirt with stains on the front, bloomer underwear that could cover a car or be used for a parachute, always tell your potential cyber partner you are wearing a thong, garter belt with black stockings, and your best wonderbra.
4. If the cyber begins to get very hot please refrain from straddling your monitor, there are many potential emergency room stories to be told if you get overly excited, not to mention the many years of therapy to get you to let go and not continue this sordid affair with your 15" screen.
5. If the cyber is not going well, please let the other person know in the best way you can. It is not very polite to tell them that you are doing your nails, have just made up your grocery list for the next month, shingled the house, pulled out one of your wisdom teeth because you were bored, would rather read the instructions on how to set the time on your VCR, checked your fridge to make sure the light still works when you open the door, and last but not least, stuck your tongue to an ice cube tray to stop the monotony.
6. When it really starts getting hot and heavy, please check your spelling before you send that embarrassing typo, i.e., oh baby, let me suck on those beautiful beasts of yours. I just love your hot, wet posse. Oh baby, you have such a big coke. Thats it baby, show me that beautiful clint, and the proverbial oh fork me hard!
7. Once both cyberpartners have been satisfied, or faked satisfaction, at least say thank you. Thank you can mean, thank God its over, or THANK YOU because you truly had a wonderful time.
8. If it was a truly bad experience, do not feel pressured into ever having cybersex with this person again.
9. Last but not least, remember that cybersex will not make you go blind, unless you keep all the lights out in the house while having it, watching the screen in the dark does make your eyes burn. Realize that you may be addicted if your real life partner walks by naked and you'd rather be typing with one hand and still trying to keep a steady rhythm going. Sex can be just as nice with a partner you know. And just for variety, when your right hand gets tired, try dating your left hand for something different.
Until your next hot session....cyber on my friends!
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