Looks like I'll be home for the next 48-72 hours with a muscle strain of my lower back. Maybe a post or three from the confines of my bed while I recuperate. How convenient, trapped in bed on Super Bowl weekend.
Yes, I did say that I would put together the eight Eastern Conference NHL teams that I believe will make the playoffs as I did for the Western Conference yesterday. I also stated that I would put together an Erotic story of sort for those who lack Erotic Romance and Passion in their life. But first I want to show you a brief review of a movie that I saw a couple of nights ago.
I know about 25% of you reading this DO leave the house on occasion to see a movie. My guess is about 25% of you never leave the house, but at least have a high speed connection that enables you to download movies, and view them somewhere between your chat and cyber sessions. Mostly, this is for the other 50% of the room that never leave the house, could never afford a movie even if they did leave the house, and connects to the net via dial-up and unable to download a song, let alone a full feature film, without being disconnected.
First off, before you see Juno... and you really, really should see Juno... forget everything you've heard or read about Diablo Cody... yes the famous stripper-turned- blogger-turned-Golden-Globe-nominated-screenwriter and now Academy Award Nominee.
The wonderful 'Juno' isn't a woman's version of 'Knocked Up'... it's an adult version of 'Knocked Up,' starring teenagers. In my opinion, it's not only the best comedy of the year, but one of the best films, period.
The title character is a sharp, sardonic high school junior who, after a somewhat offhand carnal encounter with her best friend, Paulie Bleeker... finds herself unexpectedly pregnant. Her girlfriend Leah suggests it may be a false alarm. "It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?" A series of over-the-counter pregnancy tests confirms the fetal reality.
Juno's initial thoughts turn to abortion, but a visit to a clinic where the receptionist asks her to catalogue "every score and every sore" soon has her checking ads in the Pennysaver for couples seeking to adopt. And so, with the support of her dad and step mom, she tracks down a well off suburban couple, the Lorings, eager for her baby.
Seasons change, and so does the size of Juno's belly. She gets to know the Lorings better... sweet but maternally desperate Vanessa and especially wry, boyish Mark. Mark is a former would be rock musician-turned-composer of what he describes as "more commercial stuff." "Like what?" Juno asks. "Commercials," he explains. Juno takes to hanging out with him while his wife is away at work, bonding over her precocious appreciation of Iggy Pop and Dario Argento.
Just as the story appears to be headed toward a distasteful liaison, though, it veers in a more humane direction, one that allows for irresponsibility and disappointment without venturing into Social Services territory. Indeed, one of the great pleasures of Juno is that it is able to distinguish between a bad situation (being 16 years old and pregnant) and truly unhappy circumstance. Juno's parents are disappointed but not disapproving. The Lorings, while not quite as they first appear, never slip into callous caricature. And Paulie Bleeker is everything, I imagine, you would want in the teenage father of your unintended child. Juno herself, moreover, wastes no time on self-pity. Even her moment of greatest despair is an unselfish one, occasioned not by her own predicament but by the worry that it may be impossible for any two people to beat the odds and remain in love.
This generosity of spirit is Juno's most pleasant surprise. Early on, the film seems as though it may amount to little more than a series of ironic jibes, especially during the somewhat off key scene in which a drug-store cashier sells Juno a series of dubious quips ("fertile Myrtle," "your Eggo is preggo") along with her pregnancy tests. But it soon settles into a rhythm in which even the sharpest jokes... say, Paulie applying Speed Stick to his inner thighs in preparation for a jog while the Kinks' "A Well-Respected Man" plays in the background, are pitched in an endearing key.
The obvious comparison is with Judd Apatow's recent oeuvre, and plenty of people describe the movie as Knocked Up from a girl's perspective. But even though Juno's accidental parents are about a decade younger than Apatow's, a better description might be Knocked Up from an adult perspective. Juno recognizes that some overgrown boys never really do make their peace with maturity, and may, in fact, actively choose to go the other way. There are no convenient shifts of character or improbable attractions required to reach its happy ending... it's all right there from the beginning, waiting to unfold.
A well assembled cast below:
The title character Juno - (Ellen Page)
Juno's best friend, Paulie Bleeker - (Michael Cera)
Juno's girlfriend Leah - (Olivia Thirlby)
Juno's dad - (J. K. Simmons)
Juno's stepmom - (Allison Janney)
Maternally desperate Vanessa - (Jennifer Garner)
Wry, boyish Mark - (Jason Bateman)
Drug-store cashier - (Rainn Wilson)
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Back in early October, I posted my thoughts in reference to Oz's TheHockeyInstigator column. http://thehockeyinstigator.blogspot.com/
These are my thoughts almost 4 months later...
Originally I had selected the San Jose Sharks as the "top team" in the West, followed by Detroit, Anaheim, Colorado, Vancouver, Calgary, Minnesota, and Dallas. As of today, this is how the Western Conference standings read: (points in parentheses)...
1. Detroit - (78)
2. San Jose - (63)
3. Minnesota - (59)
4. Dallas - (63)
5. Anaheim - (60)
6. Calgary - (58)
7. Vancouver - (57)
8. Phoenix, Colorado, Columbus - (56)
There is plenty of hockey left, 8-9 weeks and 30+ games to go, with rankings 2-8 to be decided in all probability, within the last two or three games of the season.
Detroit is now, and will be the team to beat come April, May, and possibly June. Everyone here has to admit, as of now they are playing at a superb level, higher than any other team in the NHL. Before I ask this question, I don't want anyone saying "they'll choke just like they always do" or anything like that... but, who would you say would stop the Wings from reaching yet another Cup final? With two tough goalies in Osgood and Hasek, a solid defense led by Lidstrom and Rafalski, a potent offensive attack of Zetterberg, Datsyuk, Cleary, Holmstrom, and Samuelsson... and let us not forget a deep and experienced bench, what more can you ask for?
Anaheim is now my number two pick in the West, and yes, for the obvious reason(s). Teemu Selanne has followed former Stanley Cup MVP Scott Niedermayer in returning to the team. Fear not, Detroit, Selanne won't score the game winning goal in this years Western Conference Finals, but he should definitely make it a more interesting one. Anaheim has seen solid goal tending in Giguere and Hiller as of late. Niedermayer has given Pronger and Schneider some much needed help on defense. Unfortunately, Getzlaf and Perry have been the only two consistent players offensively for the Ducks, who are eagerly awaiting Selanne's return.
Dallas has moved up to my number three pick in the West. Back in October, I was thinking that their defense would carry them into the playoffs. I still feel that way, but offense is what has them near the top of the Pacific Division at this time. Turco has played well 50 games into the season, but must turn it up a notch if Dallas is going to contend for the top spot in the Pacific. His GAA and Sv% is down from last year... 2.23 and .910 vs. 2.40 and .906 this season. Consistent numbers yes, but more is needed to secure a high seeding come playoff time. Smith's numbers are down from last year as well, but has still been steady in net when called upon. Riberio has been a pleasant surprise and is having his best year since his 2003-2004 season with Montreal. His SPct. for his career is 16.64 with this year at an astonishing 30.99. One must wonder why more shots are not created for him. Morrow is having a good year after a dismal 2006-2007, Modano, Hagman and Miettinen have been steady. Zubov is providing his usual scoring punch. Niskanen is having a solid rookie year. Daley and Robidas and the other Dallas D-men will have to step it up over the next few weeks.
San Jose is my number four pick, how disappointing. Each year, the same, high hopes. They quietly remain at or near the top of the Pacific Division each year, and are eliminated sooner than expected in the playoffs. If they're going to win the Cup as I predicted back in October, then they're going to have to play more, and obviously win more, while on those playoff road trips. Nabokov is having a great year, and when it's over, will have had his best in his 8-year career. Not many goalies have been as steady and dependable as he this season. Hope he can last up to and into the playoffs. Who is his back-up, anyway? Playing in 48 of 51 games this year... is asking too much. Thornton is going to have a hard time cracking 100 points this season as he's done in his previous two seasons with the Sharks. If you find Nabokov's back-up, see if you can't find Cheechoo also. Yes, he's missed a few games due to minor injuries, but come on... 16 points this season, a far cry from last year, and no where near where people thought he would be this year... his 2005-2006 season when he scored 56 goals and had 37 assists. Michalek, Marleau, Rivet and Bernier cannot make up for Thornton's and Cheechoo's lack of production. Setoguchi one day maybe. Watch for this kid in the years to come. Defense has been a pleasant surprise for the Sharks this year, with the fewest goals allowed in the Western Conference behind Detroit to date.
Number five is Vancouver. Again, everyone is saying... "Luongo is going to have to carry the Canucks into the playoffs." Usually they're right. Is that true this year, probably? Luongo will need to forget about January, and play like he was in December and before. He said that himself, as well. The Sedins's are having a fine year with Naslund and Pyatt contributing offensively, but if Luongo is having a sub-par game, that isn't quite enough. Vancouver is a sound and defensive minded team. Ohlund has been hurt and in and out of the lineup. Now Mitchell is out with a back injury. Miller, Krajicek and Weaver will be called upon to get the job done until his recovery.
Minnesota at number six has seen its ups-and-downs this season. They have dealt with numerous injuries, yet still held their own while key players recovered. You can generally tell within the first 8-10 minutes of each game which team has shown up to play. At times the Wild seem lethargic and just go through the motions. At other times, it's the energized and aggressive team that presses their opponent into a submissive victory. Minnesota is atop the Northwest Division by a point over Calgary, 2 points over Vancouver, and 3 points over Colorado. Again, the Wild are healthy, with the exception of Boogaard, Parrish, and Hill... but no offense to these guys, it's good to see Demitra and Koivu back on the ice. BTW Harding, snap out of it! The Wild will need you come crunch time.
Calgary is at number 7, this week anyway. Where can we find Kiprusoff the rest he needs? Goalie Curtis Joseph signed a $1.5 million, one-year contract to give relief to goalie Miikka Kiprusoff, who has started 47 of 48 games. I'm supplying Tylenol to the fans of Calgary to give them relief when Cujo shows them exactly what he did for Phoenix. Good luck in getting that much needed win to tie you for 4th all time with 447 career victories, Cujo. (I'm sorry, I'm just not a fan of his.) The Flames looked great in October with their 6-3-3 record and potent offense. November was a disaster as their defense took a hiatus. December's offense led them to a 9-1-4 record. Iginla leads the team offensively. Huselius, after a lousy offensive stretch, came to life in December and will need to continue to produce, since Langkow has cooled somewhat. The defense has to be more consistent and should be now that the three new defense men... Aucoin, Eriksson and Sarich have had a chance to "learn the system" in the first half of the season. The conference is a log-jam and any slump could prove deadly to playoff aspirations.
Tomorrow...
The Eastern Conference:
Ottawa ,Montreal, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, New Jersey, Carolina, New York Rangers, Boston
These are my thoughts almost 4 months later...
Originally I had selected the San Jose Sharks as the "top team" in the West, followed by Detroit, Anaheim, Colorado, Vancouver, Calgary, Minnesota, and Dallas. As of today, this is how the Western Conference standings read: (points in parentheses)...
1. Detroit - (78)
2. San Jose - (63)
3. Minnesota - (59)
4. Dallas - (63)
5. Anaheim - (60)
6. Calgary - (58)
7. Vancouver - (57)
8. Phoenix, Colorado, Columbus - (56)
There is plenty of hockey left, 8-9 weeks and 30+ games to go, with rankings 2-8 to be decided in all probability, within the last two or three games of the season.
Detroit is now, and will be the team to beat come April, May, and possibly June. Everyone here has to admit, as of now they are playing at a superb level, higher than any other team in the NHL. Before I ask this question, I don't want anyone saying "they'll choke just like they always do" or anything like that... but, who would you say would stop the Wings from reaching yet another Cup final? With two tough goalies in Osgood and Hasek, a solid defense led by Lidstrom and Rafalski, a potent offensive attack of Zetterberg, Datsyuk, Cleary, Holmstrom, and Samuelsson... and let us not forget a deep and experienced bench, what more can you ask for?
Anaheim is now my number two pick in the West, and yes, for the obvious reason(s). Teemu Selanne has followed former Stanley Cup MVP Scott Niedermayer in returning to the team. Fear not, Detroit, Selanne won't score the game winning goal in this years Western Conference Finals, but he should definitely make it a more interesting one. Anaheim has seen solid goal tending in Giguere and Hiller as of late. Niedermayer has given Pronger and Schneider some much needed help on defense. Unfortunately, Getzlaf and Perry have been the only two consistent players offensively for the Ducks, who are eagerly awaiting Selanne's return.
Dallas has moved up to my number three pick in the West. Back in October, I was thinking that their defense would carry them into the playoffs. I still feel that way, but offense is what has them near the top of the Pacific Division at this time. Turco has played well 50 games into the season, but must turn it up a notch if Dallas is going to contend for the top spot in the Pacific. His GAA and Sv% is down from last year... 2.23 and .910 vs. 2.40 and .906 this season. Consistent numbers yes, but more is needed to secure a high seeding come playoff time. Smith's numbers are down from last year as well, but has still been steady in net when called upon. Riberio has been a pleasant surprise and is having his best year since his 2003-2004 season with Montreal. His SPct. for his career is 16.64 with this year at an astonishing 30.99. One must wonder why more shots are not created for him. Morrow is having a good year after a dismal 2006-2007, Modano, Hagman and Miettinen have been steady. Zubov is providing his usual scoring punch. Niskanen is having a solid rookie year. Daley and Robidas and the other Dallas D-men will have to step it up over the next few weeks.
San Jose is my number four pick, how disappointing. Each year, the same, high hopes. They quietly remain at or near the top of the Pacific Division each year, and are eliminated sooner than expected in the playoffs. If they're going to win the Cup as I predicted back in October, then they're going to have to play more, and obviously win more, while on those playoff road trips. Nabokov is having a great year, and when it's over, will have had his best in his 8-year career. Not many goalies have been as steady and dependable as he this season. Hope he can last up to and into the playoffs. Who is his back-up, anyway? Playing in 48 of 51 games this year... is asking too much. Thornton is going to have a hard time cracking 100 points this season as he's done in his previous two seasons with the Sharks. If you find Nabokov's back-up, see if you can't find Cheechoo also. Yes, he's missed a few games due to minor injuries, but come on... 16 points this season, a far cry from last year, and no where near where people thought he would be this year... his 2005-2006 season when he scored 56 goals and had 37 assists. Michalek, Marleau, Rivet and Bernier cannot make up for Thornton's and Cheechoo's lack of production. Setoguchi one day maybe. Watch for this kid in the years to come. Defense has been a pleasant surprise for the Sharks this year, with the fewest goals allowed in the Western Conference behind Detroit to date.
Number five is Vancouver. Again, everyone is saying... "Luongo is going to have to carry the Canucks into the playoffs." Usually they're right. Is that true this year, probably? Luongo will need to forget about January, and play like he was in December and before. He said that himself, as well. The Sedins's are having a fine year with Naslund and Pyatt contributing offensively, but if Luongo is having a sub-par game, that isn't quite enough. Vancouver is a sound and defensive minded team. Ohlund has been hurt and in and out of the lineup. Now Mitchell is out with a back injury. Miller, Krajicek and Weaver will be called upon to get the job done until his recovery.
Minnesota at number six has seen its ups-and-downs this season. They have dealt with numerous injuries, yet still held their own while key players recovered. You can generally tell within the first 8-10 minutes of each game which team has shown up to play. At times the Wild seem lethargic and just go through the motions. At other times, it's the energized and aggressive team that presses their opponent into a submissive victory. Minnesota is atop the Northwest Division by a point over Calgary, 2 points over Vancouver, and 3 points over Colorado. Again, the Wild are healthy, with the exception of Boogaard, Parrish, and Hill... but no offense to these guys, it's good to see Demitra and Koivu back on the ice. BTW Harding, snap out of it! The Wild will need you come crunch time.
Calgary is at number 7, this week anyway. Where can we find Kiprusoff the rest he needs? Goalie Curtis Joseph signed a $1.5 million, one-year contract to give relief to goalie Miikka Kiprusoff, who has started 47 of 48 games. I'm supplying Tylenol to the fans of Calgary to give them relief when Cujo shows them exactly what he did for Phoenix. Good luck in getting that much needed win to tie you for 4th all time with 447 career victories, Cujo. (I'm sorry, I'm just not a fan of his.) The Flames looked great in October with their 6-3-3 record and potent offense. November was a disaster as their defense took a hiatus. December's offense led them to a 9-1-4 record. Iginla leads the team offensively. Huselius, after a lousy offensive stretch, came to life in December and will need to continue to produce, since Langkow has cooled somewhat. The defense has to be more consistent and should be now that the three new defense men... Aucoin, Eriksson and Sarich have had a chance to "learn the system" in the first half of the season. The conference is a log-jam and any slump could prove deadly to playoff aspirations.
Who will be the eighth and final team to make the playoffs in the West?
Colorado, Phoenix, or Columbus?
Nashville or St. Louis?
Can Chicago or Edmonton make a run for it?
Only the L.A. Kings are 100% of out the running. They are looking forward to adding John Tavares to its roster of growing young talent and will be a force to be reckoned with in 2010.
Tomorrow...
The Eastern Conference:
Ottawa ,Montreal, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, New Jersey, Carolina, New York Rangers, Boston
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Mary, Mary, Quite Cuntrary...How does your bullshit grow?
So, last night I received an e-mail from a chatter who is relatively new to NHL:1. They've asked that I not mention their name as I did with Soapstud (my last blog), for fear of being called a stool pigeon. Honestly, I'm not 100% sure of who it is myself at this point, but close. I do know they have an obsession for Lindsay (butter_cup0) and Tricia (costergirl10). They did share a little information about the two ladies, which I will share with you a little later.
This chatter claims to have developed a love/hate relationship with Mary_Christine21, in just a matter of minutes. Too funny.
This is what they had to say.
"LOL, I love to hate her. She thinks she is God's gift to chat, God's gift to man. LOL at her thinking that if she wasn't with Jerzzzey this month, or if I wasn't with someone, that I would be all over that. From what I hear, Bradshaw is next in line, LOL. He has no class or taste either. A match made in heaven."
"I have a girlfriend here in a home that we just moved into together, blogger. My girl is a great cook, great in bed, and she lets me hang out with the guys anytime I want. Why would I want to jeopardize this over a chat girl who thinks of no one but herself?"
"Mary_Christine21 is selfish. I can tell by the way she acts towards others. If it isn't about Mary_Christine21, it isn't worth paying attention to, LOL"
"While I was chatting with Jerzzzey, Thornton, Selanne_Niedermayer, and Ross (the music guy), this geek Dak asks Jerzzzey where his chat girlfriend is. LOL at 2 minutes later Mary_Christine21 is in the room. Either she was lurking under a fictitious ID or Jerzzzey messaged her and she came a running, thinking the conversation was about her, LOL. I jokingly typed up the "call me" smiley to Mary_Christine21, and she tells me to fuck off. Don't flatter yourself, Mary_Cuntstine21, you're not all that, LOL. It is so easy to get into her head, as well as her thong too, I imagine. Then she Pm's me. I didn't respond back, LOL."
"I have seen her in the room before, but paid little attention. I know this type. I also hate this type. The play 'em and leave 'em type. And the, I'll talk to you when I'm good and ready type. I heard Jerzzzey took Mary_Christine21 away from Thornton, LOL, is this true, blogger?"
"Seeing as there were only 4-5 chatters in the room, I thought I would involve her in my chat session tonight."
"Big Mistake."
"This girl hasn't a clue in life, blogger. She can't take a joke, can't hold a civil conversation, and makes fun of everyone around her. You think she is a tad bit insecure, blogger? All she wanted to talk about was the fact she looked good on Thornton's big screen TV. I heard she begged Thornton to accept nude photos of Jerzzzey, and show them on his large screen TV for her to see. "Wow, Paul, it makes your cock look big now." LOL at that insult, LOL at now! Jerzzzey didn't understand. All 3 are fucked in the head IMO. Thornton was saying how gay he felt having them in his files, so he deleted them, even after Jerzzzey and Mary_Christine21 asked that he save them, LOL. Didn't you feel gay accepting them, Thornton? WTF is the difference?
"OMG, blogger, she even went off on you, LOL, claiming to know who you are."
"And yes, she called you a loser. What have you got to say about that, LOL?"
"Who are you, blogger, LOL?"
"Thank you blogger for reading this and hopefully posting it along with your thoughts. If you cut down the length of your blogs, I'll have to read them one day, LOL. Costergirl10 seems quite entertained by them, and constantly messages me, asking if I have checked out the latest. She is quite the pain in the ass. Butter_cup0 shows me her tits all the time, LOL. She's a freakish looking red-head that is OK to look at, but nothing you want to bring home to mom, LOL. She is an avid reader as well."
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Thanks for sharing, Sir. It's nice to see that the room is helping me out with some gossip. It shows me, that you as readers, for the most part, do care. I don't buy the fact that the blogs are too long for you. I know you're a loyal reader.
Thank you too, Hermes, your request will be honoured. I'll update you all with some sports, weather, business news, etc. And yes, an Erotic Story from time to time for those that Hermes commented so well on:
"Hell, I'm sure TONS of chatters could vicariously live through any characters you create that exist in a world with a REAL romance and/or sexual relations =))"
Sorry about that, Sir, where were we?
You're definitely right about Mary, she is very conceited or stuck up if you will. Just don't let it bother you. Remember, it's the Internet. Very few people are real on net, let alone the NHL:1 room. There are only a handful that speak the truth, and of course the Sonners are the majority of them, but this isn't about them today.
Yes, Mary comes across as very smug and arrogant in chat, but in real life, probably lives a lonely and humble life. Arrogance comes out of never being loved or cared for. Showing arrogance is a weak attempt to hide feelings that they are truly lower than others. Arrogance is usually a sign of low self-esteem. Mary comes off the way she does because many people are secretly impressed by it... and look up to people who are like that. Paul claims to know her best, Sir. Try making friends with him and Thornton. (And yes, Mary and Thornton were an item but Paul eventually won her over.) They tend to share their deepest thoughts and most intimate secrets with one another. Try also Alexovechkin, (Jimmy) as he won't give up until he gets the answer(s) he wants. His persistence usually pays off. I know he has had a few conversations with Mary and would probably be more than happy to share the details with you.
The way to combat her arrogance, Sir, is to go with the NO--repeat, NO-- attention method. If no one was there to look at acknowledging Mary, then it wouldn't be worth it for her to act the way she does. So you did good by not responding back to her when she messaged you. Most end up giving in to her because they want pictures of her. If you want those, ask Bradshaw, he has plenty. He's one that will not hesitate to to post them, though you may have to guide him through it.
Mary is probably upset with me due to the fact that comments are posted about her on this blog that she feels are not true. I am not responsible for those negative comments made towards her or anyone. I am responsible though for giving those that do post, the opportunity to voice their opinions anonymously via the blog. This is easier than creating a fake ID through Yahoo, and then face the fear of being placed on ignore while in chat before posting their comment. There are no ignore buttons here, there are no deletions of posts being made. I know that with the good posts, come the bad posts, and with the bad posts, come the ugly posts. Most of the negative comments made towards Mary I do agree with unfortunately. For this is probably another reason why Mary thinks I'm a loser. She, like anyone reading this, has the right to voice their opinion at anytime they'd like.
Fifty-percent of the readers think I'm a loser. That's OK. Seventy-five percent of the readers assume they know who I am. Which is fine. One-hundred percent of the readers have changed their minds numerous times on who I am. Hilarious!
Now take any whole number (non-negative integer), except zero, and multiply it by infinity. This will be the number of chat scrap that will have barely a clue of what I'm ever talking about... or what I'm trying to do for them.
Sir, in answer to your last question of who I am... and this will be the last time I respond to this...
...such information is secret and only will be divulged to my equals, of which there are few, in due time.
Where it goes from there, is up to them.
Happy reading! And remember...
...Tomorrow is Another Day!
This chatter claims to have developed a love/hate relationship with Mary_Christine21, in just a matter of minutes. Too funny.
This is what they had to say.
"LOL, I love to hate her. She thinks she is God's gift to chat, God's gift to man. LOL at her thinking that if she wasn't with Jerzzzey this month, or if I wasn't with someone, that I would be all over that. From what I hear, Bradshaw is next in line, LOL. He has no class or taste either. A match made in heaven."
"I have a girlfriend here in a home that we just moved into together, blogger. My girl is a great cook, great in bed, and she lets me hang out with the guys anytime I want. Why would I want to jeopardize this over a chat girl who thinks of no one but herself?"
"Mary_Christine21 is selfish. I can tell by the way she acts towards others. If it isn't about Mary_Christine21, it isn't worth paying attention to, LOL"
"While I was chatting with Jerzzzey, Thornton, Selanne_Niedermayer, and Ross (the music guy), this geek Dak asks Jerzzzey where his chat girlfriend is. LOL at 2 minutes later Mary_Christine21 is in the room. Either she was lurking under a fictitious ID or Jerzzzey messaged her and she came a running, thinking the conversation was about her, LOL. I jokingly typed up the "call me" smiley to Mary_Christine21, and she tells me to fuck off. Don't flatter yourself, Mary_Cuntstine21, you're not all that, LOL. It is so easy to get into her head, as well as her thong too, I imagine. Then she Pm's me. I didn't respond back, LOL."
"I have seen her in the room before, but paid little attention. I know this type. I also hate this type. The play 'em and leave 'em type. And the, I'll talk to you when I'm good and ready type. I heard Jerzzzey took Mary_Christine21 away from Thornton, LOL, is this true, blogger?"
"Seeing as there were only 4-5 chatters in the room, I thought I would involve her in my chat session tonight."
"Big Mistake."
"This girl hasn't a clue in life, blogger. She can't take a joke, can't hold a civil conversation, and makes fun of everyone around her. You think she is a tad bit insecure, blogger? All she wanted to talk about was the fact she looked good on Thornton's big screen TV. I heard she begged Thornton to accept nude photos of Jerzzzey, and show them on his large screen TV for her to see. "Wow, Paul, it makes your cock look big now." LOL at that insult, LOL at now! Jerzzzey didn't understand. All 3 are fucked in the head IMO. Thornton was saying how gay he felt having them in his files, so he deleted them, even after Jerzzzey and Mary_Christine21 asked that he save them, LOL. Didn't you feel gay accepting them, Thornton? WTF is the difference?
"OMG, blogger, she even went off on you, LOL, claiming to know who you are."
"And yes, she called you a loser. What have you got to say about that, LOL?"
"Who are you, blogger, LOL?"
"Thank you blogger for reading this and hopefully posting it along with your thoughts. If you cut down the length of your blogs, I'll have to read them one day, LOL. Costergirl10 seems quite entertained by them, and constantly messages me, asking if I have checked out the latest. She is quite the pain in the ass. Butter_cup0 shows me her tits all the time, LOL. She's a freakish looking red-head that is OK to look at, but nothing you want to bring home to mom, LOL. She is an avid reader as well."
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Thanks for sharing, Sir. It's nice to see that the room is helping me out with some gossip. It shows me, that you as readers, for the most part, do care. I don't buy the fact that the blogs are too long for you. I know you're a loyal reader.
Thank you too, Hermes, your request will be honoured. I'll update you all with some sports, weather, business news, etc. And yes, an Erotic Story from time to time for those that Hermes commented so well on:
"Hell, I'm sure TONS of chatters could vicariously live through any characters you create that exist in a world with a REAL romance and/or sexual relations =))"
Sorry about that, Sir, where were we?
You're definitely right about Mary, she is very conceited or stuck up if you will. Just don't let it bother you. Remember, it's the Internet. Very few people are real on net, let alone the NHL:1 room. There are only a handful that speak the truth, and of course the Sonners are the majority of them, but this isn't about them today.
Yes, Mary comes across as very smug and arrogant in chat, but in real life, probably lives a lonely and humble life. Arrogance comes out of never being loved or cared for. Showing arrogance is a weak attempt to hide feelings that they are truly lower than others. Arrogance is usually a sign of low self-esteem. Mary comes off the way she does because many people are secretly impressed by it... and look up to people who are like that. Paul claims to know her best, Sir. Try making friends with him and Thornton. (And yes, Mary and Thornton were an item but Paul eventually won her over.) They tend to share their deepest thoughts and most intimate secrets with one another. Try also Alexovechkin, (Jimmy) as he won't give up until he gets the answer(s) he wants. His persistence usually pays off. I know he has had a few conversations with Mary and would probably be more than happy to share the details with you.
The way to combat her arrogance, Sir, is to go with the NO--repeat, NO-- attention method. If no one was there to look at acknowledging Mary, then it wouldn't be worth it for her to act the way she does. So you did good by not responding back to her when she messaged you. Most end up giving in to her because they want pictures of her. If you want those, ask Bradshaw, he has plenty. He's one that will not hesitate to to post them, though you may have to guide him through it.
Mary is probably upset with me due to the fact that comments are posted about her on this blog that she feels are not true. I am not responsible for those negative comments made towards her or anyone. I am responsible though for giving those that do post, the opportunity to voice their opinions anonymously via the blog. This is easier than creating a fake ID through Yahoo, and then face the fear of being placed on ignore while in chat before posting their comment. There are no ignore buttons here, there are no deletions of posts being made. I know that with the good posts, come the bad posts, and with the bad posts, come the ugly posts. Most of the negative comments made towards Mary I do agree with unfortunately. For this is probably another reason why Mary thinks I'm a loser. She, like anyone reading this, has the right to voice their opinion at anytime they'd like.
Fifty-percent of the readers think I'm a loser. That's OK. Seventy-five percent of the readers assume they know who I am. Which is fine. One-hundred percent of the readers have changed their minds numerous times on who I am. Hilarious!
Now take any whole number (non-negative integer), except zero, and multiply it by infinity. This will be the number of chat scrap that will have barely a clue of what I'm ever talking about... or what I'm trying to do for them.
Sir, in answer to your last question of who I am... and this will be the last time I respond to this...
...such information is secret and only will be divulged to my equals, of which there are few, in due time.
Where it goes from there, is up to them.
Happy reading! And remember...
...Tomorrow is Another Day!
Monday, January 28, 2008
Zero Tolerance...
Per your request, Soapstud... here's what I was able to come up with.
If you ask people why they do the things they do in life, they will give you sensible sounding reasons which seem to explain their decisions. We like to believe that we exercise sound judgment, especially in the important decisions of our lives.
We of NHL:1 know that this is rarely true.
I think that standard operating procedure for human decision making is to do what feels right to you at the time, and then to give logical sounding justifications for what you were already going to do anyway, whether you had justifications or not.
So ladies of NHL:1, let me ask... let's say that if you are pregnant, and want to get an abortion, would you be able to give any number of reasonable sounding explanations why this is the right decision?
Below is what I gathered about Pixie and her "reasonable sounding explanations"...
"I am not ready to be a parent. I need to finish off my education to get to a better point in my career, my life. I don't have enough money to feed another mouth, let alone enough money to satisfy my own cravings and needs."
In either case, none of those mentioned was the real reason for your decision, Pixie. The real reason for your decision will always be, "I did it because I wanted to do it".
Loser!
If instead you wanted to keep the baby, you could have explained to the boys and girls of chat how even though you will have some extra difficulties due to the lack of money or whatever, you will certainly be up to the challenge to make your life work with the baby, how being a parent will be good for you, what a great parent you'll make, how it will bring you and the father closer together, and so on. But no Pixie, you chose murder.
Loser!
Did you stop and think about what your significant other might have to say about this? Why is it that you did not discuss your pregnancy with him, or family members? You chose instead the chat scrap of NHL:1 to discuss your "problem" with. Unfortunately in 1988, the Supreme Court decided that a husband has no right to stop his wife from having an abortion, let alone a one-night stand, or whoever he is or was to you.
Was it a NHL:1 chatter, Pixie that knocked you up?
I'm thinking Pixie, that you're very uneducated about the truth about abortion and assume that since it is legal, it must be morally acceptable as well.
"Thou shalt not kill." -Exodus 20:13
Life really is a gift from God.
Satan laughs as mothers like you, Pixie, murder their own babies in the name of "freedom of choice"—but the baby has no choice.
I was told by one of the chatters that you did visit Planned Parenthood upon confirmation of your pregnancy. Did Planned Parenthood assist in planning your murder, Pixie? Did they assist in giving your child a name, Pixie? What was your child's name Pixie?
How much pain do you think your child was in as its arms, legs, head and torso was violently pulled and twisted apart, and removed from your womb? It was a slow painful death no doubt. Slow because the doctors I'm sure wanted to avoid injuring you and possibly having a lawsuit thrown against them. Something you probably hoped for.
Loser!
Did Planned Parenthood explain to you that your child will have a dreadful frozen look of terror on its face resulting from the unimaginable pain of an abortionist ripping and tearing its body apart without anesthesia?
Your child's pain eventually went away.
Here's to hoping that your pain lasts a lifetime.
If you so choose to enter NHL:1 again, Pixie... might I suggest you stick to hockey or baking topics? Don't embarrass yourself with your personal life and drama. No one cares. Especially if it has to do with death.
I found this question and thought I would share it with you, as well as some of the answers that were given.
"Is it OK to have more than one abortion?"
"That would be up to the person... However, having an abortion can cause a woman to never have children. Of course, anyone who has had one abortion IMO never deserves to have children or to ever be able to become pregnant again. Abortion should not be a form of birth control. Use your damn brain and get some real birth control."
"No, it is not. What is wrong with you? Do you know how to keep your legs together? birth control is free at the clinic. You are setting yourself up for no babies ever. You know you are killing your babies. Murder........And you are ruining yourself. When you decide to have one to keep, your body will reject it. What do these guys you get pregnant by think. Do they use condoms. You are a nut."
"What the hell is wrong with you? Use some ******* birth control. Do you like murdering innocent babies just because you're too damn lazy!?!? If you do have children one day how are you going to tell them that you killed their 3 or possibly four other siblings. I hope you never have kids, and if you do, do them a favor and give them up for adoption. God."
I love the answers to this question...... don't you Pixie?
In closing, I would like to ask how one feels about... if and when abortions MAY be possible?
Rape?
Incest?
Health Risks?
My feelings are... all life has value and therefore should be respected and protected... that is until you enter NHL:1, and you bring your pathetic life's woes with you. Consider yourself free game if that occurs.
As usual, all comments are welcome.
Pixie, if yesterday was a bitch, and today seems meaningless and pointless, just remember...
...Tomorrow is Another Day!
If you ask people why they do the things they do in life, they will give you sensible sounding reasons which seem to explain their decisions. We like to believe that we exercise sound judgment, especially in the important decisions of our lives.
We of NHL:1 know that this is rarely true.
I think that standard operating procedure for human decision making is to do what feels right to you at the time, and then to give logical sounding justifications for what you were already going to do anyway, whether you had justifications or not.
So ladies of NHL:1, let me ask... let's say that if you are pregnant, and want to get an abortion, would you be able to give any number of reasonable sounding explanations why this is the right decision?
Below is what I gathered about Pixie and her "reasonable sounding explanations"...
"I am not ready to be a parent. I need to finish off my education to get to a better point in my career, my life. I don't have enough money to feed another mouth, let alone enough money to satisfy my own cravings and needs."
In either case, none of those mentioned was the real reason for your decision, Pixie. The real reason for your decision will always be, "I did it because I wanted to do it".
Loser!
If instead you wanted to keep the baby, you could have explained to the boys and girls of chat how even though you will have some extra difficulties due to the lack of money or whatever, you will certainly be up to the challenge to make your life work with the baby, how being a parent will be good for you, what a great parent you'll make, how it will bring you and the father closer together, and so on. But no Pixie, you chose murder.
Loser!
Did you stop and think about what your significant other might have to say about this? Why is it that you did not discuss your pregnancy with him, or family members? You chose instead the chat scrap of NHL:1 to discuss your "problem" with. Unfortunately in 1988, the Supreme Court decided that a husband has no right to stop his wife from having an abortion, let alone a one-night stand, or whoever he is or was to you.
Was it a NHL:1 chatter, Pixie that knocked you up?
I'm thinking Pixie, that you're very uneducated about the truth about abortion and assume that since it is legal, it must be morally acceptable as well.
"Thou shalt not kill." -Exodus 20:13
Life really is a gift from God.
Satan laughs as mothers like you, Pixie, murder their own babies in the name of "freedom of choice"—but the baby has no choice.
I was told by one of the chatters that you did visit Planned Parenthood upon confirmation of your pregnancy. Did Planned Parenthood assist in planning your murder, Pixie? Did they assist in giving your child a name, Pixie? What was your child's name Pixie?
How much pain do you think your child was in as its arms, legs, head and torso was violently pulled and twisted apart, and removed from your womb? It was a slow painful death no doubt. Slow because the doctors I'm sure wanted to avoid injuring you and possibly having a lawsuit thrown against them. Something you probably hoped for.
Loser!
Did Planned Parenthood explain to you that your child will have a dreadful frozen look of terror on its face resulting from the unimaginable pain of an abortionist ripping and tearing its body apart without anesthesia?
Your child's pain eventually went away.
Here's to hoping that your pain lasts a lifetime.
If you so choose to enter NHL:1 again, Pixie... might I suggest you stick to hockey or baking topics? Don't embarrass yourself with your personal life and drama. No one cares. Especially if it has to do with death.
I found this question and thought I would share it with you, as well as some of the answers that were given.
"Is it OK to have more than one abortion?"
"That would be up to the person... However, having an abortion can cause a woman to never have children. Of course, anyone who has had one abortion IMO never deserves to have children or to ever be able to become pregnant again. Abortion should not be a form of birth control. Use your damn brain and get some real birth control."
"No, it is not. What is wrong with you? Do you know how to keep your legs together? birth control is free at the clinic. You are setting yourself up for no babies ever. You know you are killing your babies. Murder........And you are ruining yourself. When you decide to have one to keep, your body will reject it. What do these guys you get pregnant by think. Do they use condoms. You are a nut."
"What the hell is wrong with you? Use some ******* birth control. Do you like murdering innocent babies just because you're too damn lazy!?!? If you do have children one day how are you going to tell them that you killed their 3 or possibly four other siblings. I hope you never have kids, and if you do, do them a favor and give them up for adoption. God."
I love the answers to this question...... don't you Pixie?
In closing, I would like to ask how one feels about... if and when abortions MAY be possible?
Rape?
Incest?
Health Risks?
My feelings are... all life has value and therefore should be respected and protected... that is until you enter NHL:1, and you bring your pathetic life's woes with you. Consider yourself free game if that occurs.
As usual, all comments are welcome.
Pixie, if yesterday was a bitch, and today seems meaningless and pointless, just remember...
...Tomorrow is Another Day!
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Paul bashing...
LOL at Thornton voicing his opinion on Paul, saying he has lived a sheltered life. Thornton not believing a word Paul says. "LOL at Paul not getting laid in over a year... he's a liar, that pussy never got pussy" says Thornton.
Thornton ranting and raving about how Paul could spend 17 hours on the phone with Mary_Christine. Most in NHL:1 agree that they have in total, spent 17 hours talking to there significant others in 2 months, let alone 17 hours straight in one day. "How gay is that" Thornton says.
Isn't this old news, Thornton? Get over it already, Mary doesn't want you.
Bradshaw says that Paul could fly out, tap that ass for an hour, and fly back in less than the 17 hours he spends on the phone phone jacking off to Mary. "That is one nasty cunt, you should hear how they talk about her in MLB:1" says, Bradshaw.
Jockoredwing53 says Paul has no stamina, he would last 5 minutes with Mary.
Thornton says Paul would cum in the airplane on the way there and not be able to get it up for Mary.
Thornton laughing at the fact Paul ever played football. "He's too much of a pussy to play sports."
Flyereddie48 saying Paul can't afford to pay attention, let alone pay for an airline ticket to California.
"I bet they're on the phone right now" says Thornton, "or Mary_Christine would be pm'ing me right now." "Everyone knows she likes it when I talk dirty to her." "Yeah I masturbated to her before, lotsa times." So what.
"LOL at Paul always asking Mary if she's pm'd me during each conversation they have" says Thornton. "Paul is a fuckin' idiot."
Thornton saying Mary_Christine will have a mentally handicapped and challenged baby if she ever becomes pregnant from all the weed she smokes.
Flyereddie48 saying that whoever impregnates her is a bigger loser than her. LOL!
Oz saying that California marijuana is tainted with mercury, as studies have shown California's soil to be heavily polluted. LOL at that.!!! With the farming and agriculture boom of California, that means a lot of people worldwide have polluted bodies as well.
Mercury pollution has a variety of impacts in the New York region. Ecosystems within the New York Harbor watershed are affected by both current and past emissions and deposition. People who eat local fish can be exposed to high levels of mercury. Oh no, another polluted state, Oz.
Don't forget Oz, that you're surrounded by the stuff... such as in fluorescent lights, switches, batteries, and thermometers. Let's not forget... film projection, photography, dental exams, photochemistry, water purification and street lighting. When certain lamps are broken during use or disposal, a portion of the mercury contained in them is emitted to the atmosphere. Have you ever broken a bulb or lamp? Have you ever received a flu shot?
Mercury is also used in dental amalgams (fillings), do you not have fillings Oz, wait, you're British, dumb question. Oz, the mercury in dental amalgam is a form of inorganic (mercuric) mercury that is less easily absorbed in the body than metallic mercury, but still.
Ingestion of large ocean fish such as tuna, shark and swordfish is the leading exposure source for methyl mercury for the general US population. Those segments of the population that eat significant amounts of freshwater fish and coastal fish can have even higher exposures. Oh no Oz, it's everywhere.
Pennsylvania is home to the coal-fired plant that's the worst mercury polluter in the nation, and the plants are collectively third worst in the country for mercury pollution. The Fish and Boat Commission has issued an official warning that advises people to limit eating fish caught in any lake, river or stream in Pennsylvania because of the widespread mercury contamination.
Oz sonned to oblivion. FACT!!!
It might help if you knew your shit, Oz, before speaking out. LOL!!! Shut your mush... as they would say in the the UK, no? LOL! Or "belt up" would work too. I'm sure you heard that quite often while growing up.
I don't intentionally look to wind-you-up Oz, but the things you say sometimes. LOL! Anytime you try and "son" someone Oz, it backfires on you. LOL!!!
Cheerio, for now!
And remember...
Tomorrow is Another Day!
Thornton ranting and raving about how Paul could spend 17 hours on the phone with Mary_Christine. Most in NHL:1 agree that they have in total, spent 17 hours talking to there significant others in 2 months, let alone 17 hours straight in one day. "How gay is that" Thornton says.
Isn't this old news, Thornton? Get over it already, Mary doesn't want you.
Bradshaw says that Paul could fly out, tap that ass for an hour, and fly back in less than the 17 hours he spends on the phone phone jacking off to Mary. "That is one nasty cunt, you should hear how they talk about her in MLB:1" says, Bradshaw.
Jockoredwing53 says Paul has no stamina, he would last 5 minutes with Mary.
Thornton says Paul would cum in the airplane on the way there and not be able to get it up for Mary.
Thornton laughing at the fact Paul ever played football. "He's too much of a pussy to play sports."
Flyereddie48 saying Paul can't afford to pay attention, let alone pay for an airline ticket to California.
"I bet they're on the phone right now" says Thornton, "or Mary_Christine would be pm'ing me right now." "Everyone knows she likes it when I talk dirty to her." "Yeah I masturbated to her before, lotsa times." So what.
"LOL at Paul always asking Mary if she's pm'd me during each conversation they have" says Thornton. "Paul is a fuckin' idiot."
Thornton saying Mary_Christine will have a mentally handicapped and challenged baby if she ever becomes pregnant from all the weed she smokes.
Flyereddie48 saying that whoever impregnates her is a bigger loser than her. LOL!
Oz saying that California marijuana is tainted with mercury, as studies have shown California's soil to be heavily polluted. LOL at that.!!! With the farming and agriculture boom of California, that means a lot of people worldwide have polluted bodies as well.
Mercury pollution has a variety of impacts in the New York region. Ecosystems within the New York Harbor watershed are affected by both current and past emissions and deposition. People who eat local fish can be exposed to high levels of mercury. Oh no, another polluted state, Oz.
Don't forget Oz, that you're surrounded by the stuff... such as in fluorescent lights, switches, batteries, and thermometers. Let's not forget... film projection, photography, dental exams, photochemistry, water purification and street lighting. When certain lamps are broken during use or disposal, a portion of the mercury contained in them is emitted to the atmosphere. Have you ever broken a bulb or lamp? Have you ever received a flu shot?
Mercury is also used in dental amalgams (fillings), do you not have fillings Oz, wait, you're British, dumb question. Oz, the mercury in dental amalgam is a form of inorganic (mercuric) mercury that is less easily absorbed in the body than metallic mercury, but still.
Ingestion of large ocean fish such as tuna, shark and swordfish is the leading exposure source for methyl mercury for the general US population. Those segments of the population that eat significant amounts of freshwater fish and coastal fish can have even higher exposures. Oh no Oz, it's everywhere.
Pennsylvania is home to the coal-fired plant that's the worst mercury polluter in the nation, and the plants are collectively third worst in the country for mercury pollution. The Fish and Boat Commission has issued an official warning that advises people to limit eating fish caught in any lake, river or stream in Pennsylvania because of the widespread mercury contamination.
Oz sonned to oblivion. FACT!!!
It might help if you knew your shit, Oz, before speaking out. LOL!!! Shut your mush... as they would say in the the UK, no? LOL! Or "belt up" would work too. I'm sure you heard that quite often while growing up.
I don't intentionally look to wind-you-up Oz, but the things you say sometimes. LOL! Anytime you try and "son" someone Oz, it backfires on you. LOL!!!
Cheerio, for now!
And remember...
Tomorrow is Another Day!
State of Arkansas Residency Application...
I heard Mike92Chevy in NHL:1 the other night and he was talking about how nice it is to be in Arkansas. Those two months living with Bradshaw were hell on him. Mike wanted out sooner, but Arkansas would not let him in until his State of Arkansas Residency Application was filled out and completed in its entirety.
I hear Nhlphi would like to move in with Mike, as he too is tired of living under Bradshaw's roof.
Below, Nhlphi, is a State of Arkansas Residency Application. Take a few minutes to print off a copy, fill out the form, and submit as soon as possible.
1. Last name:____________________
2. First name: (please check one) You will still be acknowledge in chat by your birth name.
But while living in the state of Arkansas you must go by one of the names below.
(_) Billy-Bob
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Jack
3. Age:____
4. Sex:____(M)____(F)____(N/A)____
5. Occupation:
(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser
(_) Unemployed
6. Spouse's full name:____________________
7. Relationship to spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet
8. Number of children living in household:____
9. Number that are yours:____
10. Mother's Name:____________________
11. Father's Name:____________________ (If not sure, leave blank)
12. Education:___1___ 2___3___ 4___(Circle highest grade completed)
13. Number of vehicles you own____
14. Number of vehicles that still crank____
15. Number of vehicles on cement blocks____
16. Model and year of your pickup(s):____________________196_
17. Number of firearms you own____
18. Do you have a gun rack?
(_) Yes
(_) No; please explain:____________________
19. Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_) The National Enquirer
(_) The Globe
(_) TV Guide
(_) Soap Opera Digest
(_) Rifle and Shotgun
20. Number of times you've seen a UFO____
21. Number of times you've seen Elvis____
22. Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO____
23. How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Not Applicable
24. Color of your teeth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)N/A
25. Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man
I don't know what took you so long to fill out this questionnaire, Mike. There's nothing to be ashamed of. Regardless of your situation, you are still one of the more respected men of NHL:1.
Good luck, Lou, or may I call you Billy-Bob?
Go Razorbacks!!!!!!
I hear Nhlphi would like to move in with Mike, as he too is tired of living under Bradshaw's roof.
Below, Nhlphi, is a State of Arkansas Residency Application. Take a few minutes to print off a copy, fill out the form, and submit as soon as possible.
1. Last name:____________________
2. First name: (please check one) You will still be acknowledge in chat by your birth name.
But while living in the state of Arkansas you must go by one of the names below.
(_) Billy-Bob
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Jack
3. Age:____
4. Sex:____(M)____(F)____(N/A)____
5. Occupation:
(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser
(_) Unemployed
6. Spouse's full name:____________________
7. Relationship to spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet
8. Number of children living in household:____
9. Number that are yours:____
10. Mother's Name:____________________
11. Father's Name:____________________ (If not sure, leave blank)
12. Education:___1___ 2___3___ 4___(Circle highest grade completed)
13. Number of vehicles you own____
14. Number of vehicles that still crank____
15. Number of vehicles on cement blocks____
16. Model and year of your pickup(s):____________________196_
17. Number of firearms you own____
18. Do you have a gun rack?
(_) Yes
(_) No; please explain:____________________
19. Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_) The National Enquirer
(_) The Globe
(_) TV Guide
(_) Soap Opera Digest
(_) Rifle and Shotgun
20. Number of times you've seen a UFO____
21. Number of times you've seen Elvis____
22. Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO____
23. How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Not Applicable
24. Color of your teeth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)N/A
25. Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man
I don't know what took you so long to fill out this questionnaire, Mike. There's nothing to be ashamed of. Regardless of your situation, you are still one of the more respected men of NHL:1.
Good luck, Lou, or may I call you Billy-Bob?
Go Razorbacks!!!!!!
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Minnie Riperson's - Sonnin' You
Minnie Riperton (November 8, 1947 – July 12, 1979) was an American singer and songwriter noted for her rare five and a half octave vocal range, and her 1975 hit single "Lovin' You".
Lovin' you is easy cause you're beautiful
Makin' love with you is all i wanna do
Lovin' you is more than just a dream come true
And everything that i do is out of lovin' you
La la la la la la la... do do do do do
No one else can make me feel
The colors that you bring
Stay with me while we grow old
And we will live each day in springtime
Cause lovin' you has made my life so beautiful
And every day my life is filled with lovin' you
Lovin' you i see your soul come shinin' through
And every time that we oooooh
I'm more in love with you
La la la la la la la... do do do do do
It's unfortunate that Ms. Riperton is not with us today, but a fan of hers, Minnie RiperSON is. This is my hit single that is dedicated to the chat scrap of NHL:1 such as:
Todd.... ..Ari Freaking Gold
Vero....... Bels_Belfour
Kate....... Beautyislife143
Tina....... Citygirl0117
Linda..... Forever_Frantic
Katie...... Canucks_Girl44
Sherry... Sherry_Berry27
My apologies to those that I left out. You know who you are.
Minnie RiperSON (January 24, 1970 – ) is an American singer and songwriter noted for my not-so rare three and a half octave vocal range, and my 2008 hit single "Sonnin' You".
Sonnin' You... is easy because you're pitiful
Sonnin' You... is all I ever want to do
Sonnin' You... is more than just a dream come true
And everything that I do, is out of Sonnin' You...
blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah... you you you you you
No one else amuses me, and
The laughter that you bring
Hopefully you'll grow old with me
And we will live each day in chat-rooms
Because Sonnin' You... has made my life so beautiful
And every day my life is filled with Sonnin' You...
When Sonnin' You... your soul comes shining through
And every time... that we meet
I'm more in need of Sonnin' You...
blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah, is all you ever do
Lovin' you is easy cause you're beautiful
Makin' love with you is all i wanna do
Lovin' you is more than just a dream come true
And everything that i do is out of lovin' you
La la la la la la la... do do do do do
No one else can make me feel
The colors that you bring
Stay with me while we grow old
And we will live each day in springtime
Cause lovin' you has made my life so beautiful
And every day my life is filled with lovin' you
Lovin' you i see your soul come shinin' through
And every time that we oooooh
I'm more in love with you
La la la la la la la... do do do do do
It's unfortunate that Ms. Riperton is not with us today, but a fan of hers, Minnie RiperSON is. This is my hit single that is dedicated to the chat scrap of NHL:1 such as:
Todd.... ..Ari Freaking Gold
Vero....... Bels_Belfour
Kate....... Beautyislife143
Tina....... Citygirl0117
Linda..... Forever_Frantic
Katie...... Canucks_Girl44
Sherry... Sherry_Berry27
My apologies to those that I left out. You know who you are.
Minnie RiperSON (January 24, 1970 – ) is an American singer and songwriter noted for my not-so rare three and a half octave vocal range, and my 2008 hit single "Sonnin' You".
Sonnin' You... is easy because you're pitiful
Sonnin' You... is all I ever want to do
Sonnin' You... is more than just a dream come true
And everything that I do, is out of Sonnin' You...
blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah... you you you you you
No one else amuses me, and
The laughter that you bring
Hopefully you'll grow old with me
And we will live each day in chat-rooms
Because Sonnin' You... has made my life so beautiful
And every day my life is filled with Sonnin' You...
When Sonnin' You... your soul comes shining through
And every time... that we meet
I'm more in need of Sonnin' You...
blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah, is all you ever do
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Future Seminars...
Greetings readers,
I am looking at putting together some information and conducting a few "in chat" seminars for the chat scrap of NHL:1. Sonners, if you can spare a minute of your time, I would appreciate it if you could send me some suggestions on each of the below courses.
Attendees will be invited on a first fail - first sign up basis. A "qualification" test has been attached for each course. Upon completion of this test, ask yourself if you feel you should attend. If the answer is "yes" simply post in the comment box that you are interested in attending or send me an e-mail. Please, no long drawn out sad stories, just a "yes" or "I am in need, but not at this time" response. This will help be in deciding whether a 2nd or 3rd session will be needed.
Classroom size is vital to quality education. It is historically proven that smaller class sizes can dramatically improve student achievement. I am sure you have noticed by now that there is room for 10 students per course. Upon receipt of your request I will transfer your name to the master list below. The updated list of attendees with confirmed dates and times of each seminar will be posted on Sunday, January 27th, 2008. Test early!
COURSE 001 - Combating Stupidity
http://www.quizrocket.com/stupid-test?gatherer_id=100332&gclid=CLiJ7PGagpECFUWoGgodqlMZFw
1._____nhlphi___________6.______________________
2._____pixie____________7.______________________
3._____dakilongmanok____8.______________________
4._____booman_________9.______________________
5._____thornton_19_ca___10.______________________
COURSE 002 - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut http://www.psychtests.com/tests/relationships/communication_skills_r_access.html
1._____oz_santwyk_______6._____________________
2._____mary_christine21___7._____________________
3._____bradshaw________8.______________________
4._____costergirl10_______9._____________________
5._____berrybusygirl_____10._____________________
COURSE 003 - Parenting: It Doesn't End With Conception http://www.familiesonlinemagazine.com/parenting-test1-08.html
1._____northercutie08___6.______________________
2._____flyereddie48_____7.______________________
3._____oz_santwyk_____8.______________________
4._____booman________9.______________________
5._____bradshaw______10.______________________
COURSE 004 - Get A Life: Learn To Live
http://quibblo.com/quiz/uInamP/Do-YOU-have-a-life
1._____paulAnthony84___6._____citygirl0117_____
2._____boltsgirlvl4______7._____canucks_girl44___
3._____ari_freaking_gold_8._____beautyislife143___
4._____bels_belfour_____9.___________________
5._____forever_frantic__10.___________________
COURSE 005 - How Not To Act Like An Asshole When You Are Obviously Wrong http://www.affirmations-for-success.com/self-esteem-quiz.html
1._____oz_santwyk______6.____________________
2._____alexovechkin8____7._____________________
3._____cudaguy________8._____________________
4._____briereyote_______9._____________________
5._____youdontknowjack_10._____________________
COURSE 006 - How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children http://www.quizilla.com/users/Kabevi/quizzes/How%20Old%20Do%20You%20Act%3F/
1._____oz_santwyk_____6._____________________
2._____flyereddie48_____7._____________________
3.___________________8._____________________
4.___________________9._____________________
5.__________________10._____________________
COURSE 007 - The Obtainable Goal... Real Friends and Lovers
http://www.quizilla.com/users/masterchiefluke/quizzes/Do%20you%20have%20any%20friends.(Answer%20truthfully)/
1._____flyereddie48______6._____cck2ca___________
2._____paulAnthony84____7._____ripstic1616________
3._____antiwhy_________8._____hotshotchamp______
4._____boltsgirlvl4_______9._____________________
5._____thornton_19_ca___10._____________________
COURSE 008 - You CAN Fall Asleep Without Chat if You Really Try http://www.abed.com/sleepcenter/sleepquiz.html
1._____paulAnthony84____6._____________________
2._____butter_cup0______7._____________________
3._____forever_frantic____8._____________________
4._____outovcontroll______9.____________________
5._____youdontknowjack__10.____________________
COURSE 009 - Understanding Your Incompetence
http://www.ihhp.com/quiz.php
1._____ari_freaking_gold__6._____________________
2._____bels_belfour______7._____________________
3._____thornton_19_ca___8._____________________
4._____canucks_girl44____9._____________________
5._____nhlphi__________10._____________________
COURSE 010 - Chat Room Addiction - Overcoming Your Dependency http://www.quizmeme.com/internetaddict/quiz.php
1._____paulAnthony84____6._____________________
2._____oz_santwyk______7._____________________
3._____cck2ca__________8._____________________
4._____boltsgirlvl4_______9._____________________
5._____cudaguy________10._____________________
Happy testing... and remember...
Tomorrow is Another Day
For Emergency use only:
1-800-GET-LIFE
I am looking at putting together some information and conducting a few "in chat" seminars for the chat scrap of NHL:1. Sonners, if you can spare a minute of your time, I would appreciate it if you could send me some suggestions on each of the below courses.
Attendees will be invited on a first fail - first sign up basis. A "qualification" test has been attached for each course. Upon completion of this test, ask yourself if you feel you should attend. If the answer is "yes" simply post in the comment box that you are interested in attending or send me an e-mail. Please, no long drawn out sad stories, just a "yes" or "I am in need, but not at this time" response. This will help be in deciding whether a 2nd or 3rd session will be needed.
Classroom size is vital to quality education. It is historically proven that smaller class sizes can dramatically improve student achievement. I am sure you have noticed by now that there is room for 10 students per course. Upon receipt of your request I will transfer your name to the master list below. The updated list of attendees with confirmed dates and times of each seminar will be posted on Sunday, January 27th, 2008. Test early!
COURSE 001 - Combating Stupidity
http://www.quizrocket.com/stupid-test?gatherer_id=100332&gclid=CLiJ7PGagpECFUWoGgodqlMZFw
1._____nhlphi___________6.______________________
2._____pixie____________7.______________________
3._____dakilongmanok____8.______________________
4._____booman_________9.______________________
5._____thornton_19_ca___10.______________________
COURSE 002 - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut http://www.psychtests.com/tests/relationships/communication_skills_r_access.html
1._____oz_santwyk_______6._____________________
2._____mary_christine21___7._____________________
3._____bradshaw________8.______________________
4._____costergirl10_______9._____________________
5._____berrybusygirl_____10._____________________
COURSE 003 - Parenting: It Doesn't End With Conception http://www.familiesonlinemagazine.com/parenting-test1-08.html
1._____northercutie08___6.______________________
2._____flyereddie48_____7.______________________
3._____oz_santwyk_____8.______________________
4._____booman________9.______________________
5._____bradshaw______10.______________________
COURSE 004 - Get A Life: Learn To Live
http://quibblo.com/quiz/uInamP/Do-YOU-have-a-life
1._____paulAnthony84___6._____citygirl0117_____
2._____boltsgirlvl4______7._____canucks_girl44___
3._____ari_freaking_gold_8._____beautyislife143___
4._____bels_belfour_____9.___________________
5._____forever_frantic__10.___________________
COURSE 005 - How Not To Act Like An Asshole When You Are Obviously Wrong http://www.affirmations-for-success.com/self-esteem-quiz.html
1._____oz_santwyk______6.____________________
2._____alexovechkin8____7._____________________
3._____cudaguy________8._____________________
4._____briereyote_______9._____________________
5._____youdontknowjack_10._____________________
COURSE 006 - How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children http://www.quizilla.com/users/Kabevi/quizzes/How%20Old%20Do%20You%20Act%3F/
1._____oz_santwyk_____6._____________________
2._____flyereddie48_____7._____________________
3.___________________8._____________________
4.___________________9._____________________
5.__________________10._____________________
COURSE 007 - The Obtainable Goal... Real Friends and Lovers
http://www.quizilla.com/users/masterchiefluke/quizzes/Do%20you%20have%20any%20friends.(Answer%20truthfully)/
1._____flyereddie48______6._____cck2ca___________
2._____paulAnthony84____7._____ripstic1616________
3._____antiwhy_________8._____hotshotchamp______
4._____boltsgirlvl4_______9._____________________
5._____thornton_19_ca___10._____________________
COURSE 008 - You CAN Fall Asleep Without Chat if You Really Try http://www.abed.com/sleepcenter/sleepquiz.html
1._____paulAnthony84____6._____________________
2._____butter_cup0______7._____________________
3._____forever_frantic____8._____________________
4._____outovcontroll______9.____________________
5._____youdontknowjack__10.____________________
COURSE 009 - Understanding Your Incompetence
http://www.ihhp.com/quiz.php
1._____ari_freaking_gold__6._____________________
2._____bels_belfour______7._____________________
3._____thornton_19_ca___8._____________________
4._____canucks_girl44____9._____________________
5._____nhlphi__________10._____________________
COURSE 010 - Chat Room Addiction - Overcoming Your Dependency http://www.quizmeme.com/internetaddict/quiz.php
1._____paulAnthony84____6._____________________
2._____oz_santwyk______7._____________________
3._____cck2ca__________8._____________________
4._____boltsgirlvl4_______9._____________________
5._____cudaguy________10._____________________
Happy testing... and remember...
Tomorrow is Another Day
For Emergency use only:
1-800-GET-LIFE
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Bedroom Golf...
Rules for Bedroom Golf are as follows:
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.
2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole.
4. For most effective play, the club should be a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.
6. The object of this game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that the play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course, with special attention to well-formed bunkers.
8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage players' equipment for this reason.
9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection.
10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they consider to be a private course.
11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to find alternative means of play when this is the case.
12. The course owner is responsible for the manicuring and pruning of any bush around the hole to allow for improved viewing of, alignment with and approach to the hole.
13. Players are advised to obtain the course owner's permission before attempting to play the back nine.
14. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owner's request.
15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.
16. The course owner will be the sole judge of who is the best player.
Good Luck!!!
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.
2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole.
4. For most effective play, the club should be a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.
6. The object of this game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that the play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course, with special attention to well-formed bunkers.
8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage players' equipment for this reason.
9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection.
10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they consider to be a private course.
11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to find alternative means of play when this is the case.
12. The course owner is responsible for the manicuring and pruning of any bush around the hole to allow for improved viewing of, alignment with and approach to the hole.
13. Players are advised to obtain the course owner's permission before attempting to play the back nine.
14. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owner's request.
15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.
16. The course owner will be the sole judge of who is the best player.
Good Luck!!!
Monday, January 14, 2008
Essentials of Life...
The below are my personal top 6 Essentials of Life. I am curious of those that read this what their top Essentials of Life may be. Surely I would hope that at least 1 or 2 of what I show will make your list as well.
1. Oxygen - Oxygen not only feeds tissue and is vital to life, oxygen will also; kill viruses, burn bacteria, singe yeast, and dissolve cancer. Disease states are anaerobic. All bugs hate oxygen. Cancer cells for example, feed off of glycogen (anaerobic respiration), and die in the strong presence of oxygen! Part of a healthy immune system is to have the circulation, rich red blood cells and clean thin blood needed to carry oxygen throughout the body to every nook and cranny thereby killing off anything that may be thinking of festering there due to the lack of sufficient oxygen. - People, get outdoors and inhale some fresh air!!!
2. Water - Evaluate what you drink. Your body is mostly water and needs water as its primary liquid. Since your body was designed to regulate itself internally, drinking external stimulants puts added stress on your body and interferes with the regulation of blood sugar. - Put down the soda cans and beer bottles, enjoy a nice glass of H2O or two!!!
3. Salt - Just like a lot of other food ingredients, eating a bit of salt is essential for us to stay healthy. Salt is made up of two chemicals - sodium and chloride, which have many uses in our bodies. Sodium is an important part of your blood, and it helps carry nutrients into your body's cells. Sodium also helps regulate your blood pressure and helps your nervous system transmit messages. All of these functions mean that eating a small amount of sodium is essential for us to stay alive. The chloride bit of salt is also useful. Your body uses it to make stomach acid to help digest food and kill off dodgy bacteria. Just like a lot of other food ingredients, eating a bit of salt is essential for us to stay healthy. -I'm sure with the super-sizing of Valu Meals your sodium intake isn't a problem here. Just remember, too much of a good thing, may not be good for you!
4. Potassium - Potassium is the third most abundant mineral in the human body, and the benefits of potassium have been studied for decades. Potassium acts as an electrolyte,taking on a positive or negative charge that helps regulate blood pressure, muscle contraction and keep your bodily processes working right. In order to keep your bodily systems working together, your body needs to maintain electrolytes like potassium, sodium and chloride in a careful balance. -Might I suggest a banana or orange in place of that banana cream pie, or orange flavoured creamsicle you consume daily? Or maybe fennel instead of that funnel cake you eat late at night?
5. Exercise - Evaluate how you exercise. Your body needs exercise that increases your heart rate, promotes muscle activity and aids neurological integration, so your body works as it was designed. Excellent exercises that achieve all three are swimming or walking correctly. - Doing finger push-ups by "right clicking" your mouse does not = daily excercise!!!
6. Oils - Essential oils are the oils extracted from flowers, seeds and roots of trees and plants. Known for its therapeutic properties, the essential oil paves way for easy transportation of nutrients to various cells of the body. These essential oils make it possible to oxygenate, without which the assimilation of nutrients in the body is not possible. Essential oils are extremely beneficial for treating muscular and joint problems. For those suffering from respiratory disorders, essential oils are of great value. It not only helps to maintain your physical health, but also takes the charge of ensuring your mental soundness. Essential oil massage truly soothes the nerve and makes the whole experience very refreshing and rejuvenating. -Wesson, Canola, or Whirley-Pop Real Theater Popcorn Oil is not on the list, people!!!
Okay chat scrap, I'm sure you are scratching your heads at this point asking, "wtf is she talking about?" "Oils, what the hell... maybe a little coconut oil while basking in the sun, that's about it?" "Potassium... "umm, I don't put anything in or on my body that I can't spell." "Salt? ... okay, let's raise the blood pressure even more."
I spoke with a few Ghost Town:1 chatters last night and this is what they had to say...
Cck2ca- "I would agree with Oxygen and Water as top essentials, but I also feel that chat should be on not just your list, but my list and everyone's list that reads this."
Flyereddie48- "Animal protein—flesh and dairy products—and refined grains along with chat are essentials of life in my book. And an ATV to get around town during the winter months here in Flin Flon."
Cudaguy- "Unemployment cheques and chat room romance is all I need."
alexovechkin- "If you can have a warm place to sleep, and be dry, and have something to eat; basically, and be clothed... that's really about it for me and my top Essentials of Life, and everything else that I enjoy, such as chat, is just a bonus."
Not2visible_31- "Three grand essentials to happiness in my life are... always having something to do, having someone to love, and something to hope for."
Pixie- "Abortion clinics, twinkies, attention, chat room boys like Nhlphi, and I'm set."
Forever Frantic- "Joe."
Land of the Shire- "My nine essentials that make true worth are... Loving, Learning, Laboring, Laughing, Lamenting, Linking, Living, Leading and Cristina."
Paul.Anthony84- "Peace, Love & Harmony! and my fave two chat rooms."
Thornton_19_ca- "WD40 for my wheelchair, Mary_Christine, and NHL:1 chat."
Jockoredwing53- "Medical marijuana and hemp, Swanson's TV dinners and Viagra."
I can't go on with the rest of the brief interviews I conducted, as it is just too embarrassing. And yes, most all that I spoke with, do list chat as an essential part of their life.
Sad.
Why is it that no one mentioned... Physical Health, Social & Emotional Strength, Education & Literacy? No hope maybe... who knows.
For those that I didn't have a chance to talk to and are reading this, leave me your thoughts.
I promise to be gentle in my responses back to you.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
1. Oxygen - Oxygen not only feeds tissue and is vital to life, oxygen will also; kill viruses, burn bacteria, singe yeast, and dissolve cancer. Disease states are anaerobic. All bugs hate oxygen. Cancer cells for example, feed off of glycogen (anaerobic respiration), and die in the strong presence of oxygen! Part of a healthy immune system is to have the circulation, rich red blood cells and clean thin blood needed to carry oxygen throughout the body to every nook and cranny thereby killing off anything that may be thinking of festering there due to the lack of sufficient oxygen. - People, get outdoors and inhale some fresh air!!!
2. Water - Evaluate what you drink. Your body is mostly water and needs water as its primary liquid. Since your body was designed to regulate itself internally, drinking external stimulants puts added stress on your body and interferes with the regulation of blood sugar. - Put down the soda cans and beer bottles, enjoy a nice glass of H2O or two!!!
3. Salt - Just like a lot of other food ingredients, eating a bit of salt is essential for us to stay healthy. Salt is made up of two chemicals - sodium and chloride, which have many uses in our bodies. Sodium is an important part of your blood, and it helps carry nutrients into your body's cells. Sodium also helps regulate your blood pressure and helps your nervous system transmit messages. All of these functions mean that eating a small amount of sodium is essential for us to stay alive. The chloride bit of salt is also useful. Your body uses it to make stomach acid to help digest food and kill off dodgy bacteria. Just like a lot of other food ingredients, eating a bit of salt is essential for us to stay healthy. -I'm sure with the super-sizing of Valu Meals your sodium intake isn't a problem here. Just remember, too much of a good thing, may not be good for you!
4. Potassium - Potassium is the third most abundant mineral in the human body, and the benefits of potassium have been studied for decades. Potassium acts as an electrolyte,taking on a positive or negative charge that helps regulate blood pressure, muscle contraction and keep your bodily processes working right. In order to keep your bodily systems working together, your body needs to maintain electrolytes like potassium, sodium and chloride in a careful balance. -Might I suggest a banana or orange in place of that banana cream pie, or orange flavoured creamsicle you consume daily? Or maybe fennel instead of that funnel cake you eat late at night?
5. Exercise - Evaluate how you exercise. Your body needs exercise that increases your heart rate, promotes muscle activity and aids neurological integration, so your body works as it was designed. Excellent exercises that achieve all three are swimming or walking correctly. - Doing finger push-ups by "right clicking" your mouse does not = daily excercise!!!
6. Oils - Essential oils are the oils extracted from flowers, seeds and roots of trees and plants. Known for its therapeutic properties, the essential oil paves way for easy transportation of nutrients to various cells of the body. These essential oils make it possible to oxygenate, without which the assimilation of nutrients in the body is not possible. Essential oils are extremely beneficial for treating muscular and joint problems. For those suffering from respiratory disorders, essential oils are of great value. It not only helps to maintain your physical health, but also takes the charge of ensuring your mental soundness. Essential oil massage truly soothes the nerve and makes the whole experience very refreshing and rejuvenating. -Wesson, Canola, or Whirley-Pop Real Theater Popcorn Oil is not on the list, people!!!
Okay chat scrap, I'm sure you are scratching your heads at this point asking, "wtf is she talking about?" "Oils, what the hell... maybe a little coconut oil while basking in the sun, that's about it?" "Potassium... "umm, I don't put anything in or on my body that I can't spell." "Salt? ... okay, let's raise the blood pressure even more."
I spoke with a few Ghost Town:1 chatters last night and this is what they had to say...
Cck2ca- "I would agree with Oxygen and Water as top essentials, but I also feel that chat should be on not just your list, but my list and everyone's list that reads this."
Flyereddie48- "Animal protein—flesh and dairy products—and refined grains along with chat are essentials of life in my book. And an ATV to get around town during the winter months here in Flin Flon."
Cudaguy- "Unemployment cheques and chat room romance is all I need."
alexovechkin- "If you can have a warm place to sleep, and be dry, and have something to eat; basically, and be clothed... that's really about it for me and my top Essentials of Life, and everything else that I enjoy, such as chat, is just a bonus."
Not2visible_31- "Three grand essentials to happiness in my life are... always having something to do, having someone to love, and something to hope for."
Pixie- "Abortion clinics, twinkies, attention, chat room boys like Nhlphi, and I'm set."
Forever Frantic- "Joe."
Land of the Shire- "My nine essentials that make true worth are... Loving, Learning, Laboring, Laughing, Lamenting, Linking, Living, Leading and Cristina."
Paul.Anthony84- "Peace, Love & Harmony! and my fave two chat rooms."
Thornton_19_ca- "WD40 for my wheelchair, Mary_Christine, and NHL:1 chat."
Jockoredwing53- "Medical marijuana and hemp, Swanson's TV dinners and Viagra."
I can't go on with the rest of the brief interviews I conducted, as it is just too embarrassing. And yes, most all that I spoke with, do list chat as an essential part of their life.
Sad.
Why is it that no one mentioned... Physical Health, Social & Emotional Strength, Education & Literacy? No hope maybe... who knows.
For those that I didn't have a chance to talk to and are reading this, leave me your thoughts.
I promise to be gentle in my responses back to you.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
Monday, January 7, 2008
A letter from a reader...
I received this story via E-mail last night with a side note attached...
"please post this on your blog at your earliest possible convenience as it is far too long to post as a comment in your last - - Thanking you in advance, XXXX"
It looked to be like any other Internet connection. A smile arrived in my inbox. We exchanged a few semi-witty emails. We rolled over to chat on instant messenger. We even had a couple of phone conversations. It was our time spent on the phone, talking about family life, past dating experiences and strange objects found in our fridge that really changed things for me, though. It was there that the real romance began…
We both had busy schedules. I worked all day and she spent long hours at night in the school lab, pressing her education to the limits as she fought to find a cure for cancer. Her passion inspired me. When she spoke of it, a feeling washed over me and I began to see life as something bigger than the bubble I was living in. I saw life as more important than the sum of evenings spent out at the clubs, flirting with strangers and quaffing adult beverages. The power of working for a greater good became very real and I wanted to be a better person from just a handful of phone conversations. We agreed to meet, but then something happened. I’m not sure if she met someone, if I messed up somehow, or her previous love was back in her life, but the day before we were to finally connect, she dropped off the radar.
The series of chats we have will be hard for me to forget. It’s a love story that is sad for me to tell. Even though we never connected, the feelings were genuine and they have left their mark on my life. I’ll always remember the girl that made me want more in life than just another date… :(
My friends have told me that you shouldn't worry XXXX, there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
I hate that saying. It is a saying that people use to try and help someone rebound. Emotional pain is probably the worst pain known to humans. It's hard to recover, but most do in time. I
have known "fishermen" that have given up on "fishing" just because one got away. Blogger, I know you have dealt with many of life's issues that were thrust upon you, I only wish I were as strong as you.
I'm making up my own saying, "there are plenty of fish in the sea to meet me halfway." Meaning, I'll drop my hook into the water, but it's up to fish to do the rest.
With thanks,
XXXX
Thank you for sharing your story with us, XXXX. I know it must be rough on you. Losing love is never easy.
The good news is, XXXX... I may be able to help you out.
Shockingly, XXXX... the vast majority of what men naturally do after a breakup actually ensures they will never get back together with their ex girlfriend.
Are you XXXX, or anyone reading this, guilty of the below?
-Acting depressed so your ex girlfriend will feel bad for you and want you back out of pity?
-Telling your girlfriend you will change and that things will be different next time?
-Using phony, manipulative trickery such as guilt to bribe your ex girlfriend back to you?
-Futilely trying to reason, argue and use logic to persuade your ex girlfriend to come back to you?
LOL at that last one as women make decisions based on emotion and not logic. Were you guilty of that last one, XXXX?
You know where to find me, XXXX.
And remember,
Tomorrow is Another Day.
"please post this on your blog at your earliest possible convenience as it is far too long to post as a comment in your last - - Thanking you in advance, XXXX"
It looked to be like any other Internet connection. A smile arrived in my inbox. We exchanged a few semi-witty emails. We rolled over to chat on instant messenger. We even had a couple of phone conversations. It was our time spent on the phone, talking about family life, past dating experiences and strange objects found in our fridge that really changed things for me, though. It was there that the real romance began…
We both had busy schedules. I worked all day and she spent long hours at night in the school lab, pressing her education to the limits as she fought to find a cure for cancer. Her passion inspired me. When she spoke of it, a feeling washed over me and I began to see life as something bigger than the bubble I was living in. I saw life as more important than the sum of evenings spent out at the clubs, flirting with strangers and quaffing adult beverages. The power of working for a greater good became very real and I wanted to be a better person from just a handful of phone conversations. We agreed to meet, but then something happened. I’m not sure if she met someone, if I messed up somehow, or her previous love was back in her life, but the day before we were to finally connect, she dropped off the radar.
The series of chats we have will be hard for me to forget. It’s a love story that is sad for me to tell. Even though we never connected, the feelings were genuine and they have left their mark on my life. I’ll always remember the girl that made me want more in life than just another date… :(
My friends have told me that you shouldn't worry XXXX, there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
I hate that saying. It is a saying that people use to try and help someone rebound. Emotional pain is probably the worst pain known to humans. It's hard to recover, but most do in time. I
have known "fishermen" that have given up on "fishing" just because one got away. Blogger, I know you have dealt with many of life's issues that were thrust upon you, I only wish I were as strong as you.
I'm making up my own saying, "there are plenty of fish in the sea to meet me halfway." Meaning, I'll drop my hook into the water, but it's up to fish to do the rest.
With thanks,
XXXX
Thank you for sharing your story with us, XXXX. I know it must be rough on you. Losing love is never easy.
The good news is, XXXX... I may be able to help you out.
Shockingly, XXXX... the vast majority of what men naturally do after a breakup actually ensures they will never get back together with their ex girlfriend.
Are you XXXX, or anyone reading this, guilty of the below?
-Acting depressed so your ex girlfriend will feel bad for you and want you back out of pity?
-Telling your girlfriend you will change and that things will be different next time?
-Using phony, manipulative trickery such as guilt to bribe your ex girlfriend back to you?
-Futilely trying to reason, argue and use logic to persuade your ex girlfriend to come back to you?
LOL at that last one as women make decisions based on emotion and not logic. Were you guilty of that last one, XXXX?
You know where to find me, XXXX.
And remember,
Tomorrow is Another Day.
Tuesday, January 1, 2008
Ghost Town:1
So I pop into NHL:1 last night and this is who I see...
avavaa70
mrbot2004
suzzie143me
Who the hell are these people? For the time that I was in, nothing was said. Maybe they were in PM with each other... LOL!!! But I doubt it. Wow, another visitor...
amr_vip41: hi
We're up to 4 chatters now at 7:00 PM. YAY!!! And that was it for the next 20 minutes...LOL!!!
duecey4 has entered the room.
bobbob303 has entered the room.
The party is about to begin... LOL!!! Now I ask my loyal readers... WTF is going on with NHL:1? It's dead. What have I done? Wait, what have WE done? LOL!!!
WE have transformed NHL:1 into Ghost Town:1.
Back in September... September the 13th to be exact... I posted my first blog. Little did I know that it would be successful, in more ways than one. My plan was to "expose" a little bit about everyone that I felt needed some help. I wanted to post certain things that would hopefully embarrass and quite possibly wake that individual up that of whom I was counseling.
I first started with Linda. Linda was at first obstinate, or pigheaded if you will... but after about 6 weeks of what some called abuse, she started taking some of my advice as well as the advice of you, the readers, and what you were putting out there. There was nothing more pathetic than Linda sitting in chat 20 hours a day stalking Outovcontroll while he would mentally abuse her. Most of the room loved it, and it was the only entertainment and enjoyment that the "chat scrap" would encounter throughout their day. The Sonners loved it as well, but Linda was far too stupid or half-witted to see what was happening. We/they were there to help in a way very few could understand.
Oz took some ribbing and ridicule early and often. He usually... if not always... LOL... ignored suggestions and resisted the help that was being offered to him. It took Oz about 10 weeks to realize that I, the blogger... and you, the readers, were in fact correct. Oz never spent time with his wife... FACT... unless it was in chat. Oz spent time with his daughter, but it was always while he was behind the monitor. When not online, Oz would spend his time sleeping, therefore no contact or communication was happening with his family. Now Oz has shown concerns that he may be soon be deported, is in jeopardy of losing his family, and and is trying to get his life going in the right direction. Unfortunately it may be a little too late for that. We'll just have to wait and see.
Let us not forget about Veronica. Has anyone seen Bels_Belfour? If so, where? When? And most importantly... why? Vero had been lying to chatters for 10 years about who and what she was. I offer no apologies for what I have done in exposing her. For almost half of her life she had been living a lie. I'm not so much angry at her for lying to me, or the room, but lying to herself all those years. If by chance someone reading this is communicating with her... tell her that I am NOT sorry, but I do applaud her for leaving NHL:1... for accepting herself for who she is, and that she should never again be ashamed of that.
These days Linda is a visitor of NHL:1 maybe once a week... under her Forever_Frantic ID anyway. Oz has limited his chats to no more than an hour a day... 3-4 days a week. Again, like Linda, who knows if Oz is really lurking and or lingering during chat sessions throughout the day. If they are, at least it isn't for 18-20 hours a day anymore. Veronica might possibly be one of the wannabe Sonners picking on the newest of "chat scrap", but at least she isn't posting fake pics or volunteering false information about herself.
Congratulations to the three of you for waking up... moving on... and hopefully making something positive happen with your lives. There were a few others that needed help and obviously listened to what WE had to say, but can use a little bit more guidance, in my opinion.
Kate, or Beautyislife143 seems to make herself visible maybe once every 2 weeks. Ari_Freaking_Gold hasn't been seen in about 2 months... unless it's been under a lurking ID. Beth or Heartofdixiechat is seen online very little, and never enters NHL:1 anymore. Nicole, or NJdevilsgirl_28 is nowhere to be found. There are others of course... you know who they are.
Do you miss them? LOL!!!
We see very little of Citygirl0117. Where is Ripstic1616? Briereyote, come out come out, wherever you are. Thornton_19_ca will pop in, but has nothing of importance to speak of anymore. I know what you're thinking... did he ever? You must admit that him and Paul sometimes made that room a bit more interesting when sharing stories of homosexuality, on-line rejections, and video game nostalgia. Paul has taken on the challenges of both an education and employment, while juggling women both on and offline. Has anyone seen Mike92chevy since he's moved in with Bradshaw? BTW, where is Bradshaw? The list goes on and on.
Now that WE, not just myself have eliminated unnecessary chat scrap or have been able to steer those chatters with hope, promise and possibly a future in the right direction... it's time to work on a few others who are nothing but a waste of space in which was once a great room to visit.
Cck2ca had taken some abuse over the last couple of months. He thought that if he came in under TML... a new ID... that everyone would forget the misery that came with the Cck ID.
Nice try Chris. He almost cracked once... and I thought Paul and Thornton had convinced him what a loser he was and to leave chat, dispose of his fantasy hockey team, and get a life. He posted a comment about how he quit, was leaving, blah blah... but resurfaced 24 hours later.
This man has got to go, FACT!
Pixie is possibly the biggest loser in NHL:1 that can be currently called a regular. This girl is yesterday's Vero... nothing but lies. I have been given some gossip about Pixie (that I will share at a later date) from an "assistant" while I was on vacation. I would like to talk to Pixie and quite possibly Christishere personally, before posting any comments. Nhlphi must go! Cudaguy must go! Duecey4, you are a joke. You must go! Do you ever say or type anything worth reading, Duecey4?
Booman and Dakilongmanok, now there's a pair to draw to. They're here to stay, so don't ask me to counsel them. They're the cockroaches of NHL:1. No matter what you do, they're not going anywhere... LOL!!! At least neither of them visits with regularity anymore. Wonder if they each found a woman?
Boltsgirlvl4 was on the "hit list" as was Miss_Match420... but they proved to be better people than I first made them out to be.
LOL... check this out, and pay close attention to the time:
Tuesday, January 01, 2008 8:56:53 PM
just_relax_42: wow
just_relax_42: noone is here
Who would have ever thought that this room, which at times grew to an NHL:2 and NHL:3 on busy nights, would be so empty most nights of the week?
I know for a fact that some have moved on to MLB:1. There are many NHL:1 rejects already chatting in this room. Cheese_Bossman is a "god" to this room. Bradshaw is well hated and can't seem to find love anywhere he goes. Stevem3888 is the leader of the 3am - 6am pack. Devilray187 speaks the same nonsense he used to in NHL:1. And yes, seen visiting this room lately has been TML. Chris if you would like, I can put a good word in for you. LOL!!!
Happy New Year to all! New Years Resolutions anyone? Good luck with those. LOL!!!
And as always, remember...
Tomorrow is Another Day
avavaa70
mrbot2004
suzzie143me
Who the hell are these people? For the time that I was in, nothing was said. Maybe they were in PM with each other... LOL!!! But I doubt it. Wow, another visitor...
amr_vip41: hi
We're up to 4 chatters now at 7:00 PM. YAY!!! And that was it for the next 20 minutes...LOL!!!
duecey4 has entered the room.
bobbob303 has entered the room.
The party is about to begin... LOL!!! Now I ask my loyal readers... WTF is going on with NHL:1? It's dead. What have I done? Wait, what have WE done? LOL!!!
WE have transformed NHL:1 into Ghost Town:1.
Back in September... September the 13th to be exact... I posted my first blog. Little did I know that it would be successful, in more ways than one. My plan was to "expose" a little bit about everyone that I felt needed some help. I wanted to post certain things that would hopefully embarrass and quite possibly wake that individual up that of whom I was counseling.
I first started with Linda. Linda was at first obstinate, or pigheaded if you will... but after about 6 weeks of what some called abuse, she started taking some of my advice as well as the advice of you, the readers, and what you were putting out there. There was nothing more pathetic than Linda sitting in chat 20 hours a day stalking Outovcontroll while he would mentally abuse her. Most of the room loved it, and it was the only entertainment and enjoyment that the "chat scrap" would encounter throughout their day. The Sonners loved it as well, but Linda was far too stupid or half-witted to see what was happening. We/they were there to help in a way very few could understand.
Oz took some ribbing and ridicule early and often. He usually... if not always... LOL... ignored suggestions and resisted the help that was being offered to him. It took Oz about 10 weeks to realize that I, the blogger... and you, the readers, were in fact correct. Oz never spent time with his wife... FACT... unless it was in chat. Oz spent time with his daughter, but it was always while he was behind the monitor. When not online, Oz would spend his time sleeping, therefore no contact or communication was happening with his family. Now Oz has shown concerns that he may be soon be deported, is in jeopardy of losing his family, and and is trying to get his life going in the right direction. Unfortunately it may be a little too late for that. We'll just have to wait and see.
Let us not forget about Veronica. Has anyone seen Bels_Belfour? If so, where? When? And most importantly... why? Vero had been lying to chatters for 10 years about who and what she was. I offer no apologies for what I have done in exposing her. For almost half of her life she had been living a lie. I'm not so much angry at her for lying to me, or the room, but lying to herself all those years. If by chance someone reading this is communicating with her... tell her that I am NOT sorry, but I do applaud her for leaving NHL:1... for accepting herself for who she is, and that she should never again be ashamed of that.
These days Linda is a visitor of NHL:1 maybe once a week... under her Forever_Frantic ID anyway. Oz has limited his chats to no more than an hour a day... 3-4 days a week. Again, like Linda, who knows if Oz is really lurking and or lingering during chat sessions throughout the day. If they are, at least it isn't for 18-20 hours a day anymore. Veronica might possibly be one of the wannabe Sonners picking on the newest of "chat scrap", but at least she isn't posting fake pics or volunteering false information about herself.
Congratulations to the three of you for waking up... moving on... and hopefully making something positive happen with your lives. There were a few others that needed help and obviously listened to what WE had to say, but can use a little bit more guidance, in my opinion.
Kate, or Beautyislife143 seems to make herself visible maybe once every 2 weeks. Ari_Freaking_Gold hasn't been seen in about 2 months... unless it's been under a lurking ID. Beth or Heartofdixiechat is seen online very little, and never enters NHL:1 anymore. Nicole, or NJdevilsgirl_28 is nowhere to be found. There are others of course... you know who they are.
Do you miss them? LOL!!!
We see very little of Citygirl0117. Where is Ripstic1616? Briereyote, come out come out, wherever you are. Thornton_19_ca will pop in, but has nothing of importance to speak of anymore. I know what you're thinking... did he ever? You must admit that him and Paul sometimes made that room a bit more interesting when sharing stories of homosexuality, on-line rejections, and video game nostalgia. Paul has taken on the challenges of both an education and employment, while juggling women both on and offline. Has anyone seen Mike92chevy since he's moved in with Bradshaw? BTW, where is Bradshaw? The list goes on and on.
Now that WE, not just myself have eliminated unnecessary chat scrap or have been able to steer those chatters with hope, promise and possibly a future in the right direction... it's time to work on a few others who are nothing but a waste of space in which was once a great room to visit.
Cck2ca had taken some abuse over the last couple of months. He thought that if he came in under TML... a new ID... that everyone would forget the misery that came with the Cck ID.
Nice try Chris. He almost cracked once... and I thought Paul and Thornton had convinced him what a loser he was and to leave chat, dispose of his fantasy hockey team, and get a life. He posted a comment about how he quit, was leaving, blah blah... but resurfaced 24 hours later.
This man has got to go, FACT!
Pixie is possibly the biggest loser in NHL:1 that can be currently called a regular. This girl is yesterday's Vero... nothing but lies. I have been given some gossip about Pixie (that I will share at a later date) from an "assistant" while I was on vacation. I would like to talk to Pixie and quite possibly Christishere personally, before posting any comments. Nhlphi must go! Cudaguy must go! Duecey4, you are a joke. You must go! Do you ever say or type anything worth reading, Duecey4?
Booman and Dakilongmanok, now there's a pair to draw to. They're here to stay, so don't ask me to counsel them. They're the cockroaches of NHL:1. No matter what you do, they're not going anywhere... LOL!!! At least neither of them visits with regularity anymore. Wonder if they each found a woman?
Boltsgirlvl4 was on the "hit list" as was Miss_Match420... but they proved to be better people than I first made them out to be.
LOL... check this out, and pay close attention to the time:
Tuesday, January 01, 2008 8:56:53 PM
just_relax_42: wow
just_relax_42: noone is here
Who would have ever thought that this room, which at times grew to an NHL:2 and NHL:3 on busy nights, would be so empty most nights of the week?
I know for a fact that some have moved on to MLB:1. There are many NHL:1 rejects already chatting in this room. Cheese_Bossman is a "god" to this room. Bradshaw is well hated and can't seem to find love anywhere he goes. Stevem3888 is the leader of the 3am - 6am pack. Devilray187 speaks the same nonsense he used to in NHL:1. And yes, seen visiting this room lately has been TML. Chris if you would like, I can put a good word in for you. LOL!!!
Happy New Year to all! New Years Resolutions anyone? Good luck with those. LOL!!!
And as always, remember...
Tomorrow is Another Day
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