Monday, September 15, 2008

Phone sperming is a safe form of sexual release, so long as your significant other(s) do not find out. Unfortunately not every NHL:1 chatter knows how to make it the best it can be. I'm going to give you a few tips about how to make this the best experience ever. If you're paying for it... STOP now! There are chatters in NHL:1, both male and female that put out for free.

First... make sure you know what you want or what your fantasy is before you call. It's a waste of time and money to call a chatter and just let that person on the other end decide what YOU like. Why leave your erotic experience up to someone else? There are some chatters that have experience and can usually lead you into something satisfying but what if what they like isn't exactly what you want?

Second... if you have a fantasy in mind, feel free to share it with the chatter of your choice. Let him/her know what you enjoy and find erotic. Nine times out of ten, they've heard it before. Do make sure that if you have a particular taboo fetish that you make sure the chatter you call caters to these fantasies. Not every chatter is taboo free. Some chatters will sometimes have limits on what they will talk so feel free to ask. Most will appreciate it and you won't be in for a shock when that certain chatter stops you cold after you cross their personal line.

Third... phone sex chatters are human beings. Most chatters will love it if you want to talk or at least say "thank you" or "bye" to him/her after you're done. It's not a requirement and understandably, some of you just want to "get off" and hang up. That's perfectly fine. But if you do want to make small talk or thank him/her for a good time, they'll appreciate it. It's rude, even in the phone sex world, to slam the phone down once you're done. Again, it's not a "must" but do keep in mind that phone sex chatters like to know they've shown you a good time, why not let them know?

Fourth... unless you have to due to location, don't be quiet and let the person on the other end do all of the talking unless you're solely into that. They like hearing you talk and they like hearing you get off. How are they to know you had fun and are finished if they can't hear you? Be loud, you can do it!

Fifth... don't feel embarrassed by your fetish or even the call itself. Like I said, they've heard it all before and it's not usual that you're going to have some kind of fetish that these phone sex chatters hasn't heard before. They talk to guys/girls every day and look at it this way, they can't see you or even know who you are, so have fun and enjoy yourself. No one is going to make you feel ashamed or embarrassed unless that's what you're into.

Sixth... don't waste your chatters' time by sending him/her instant messages or promising a call you'll never make just because you think it's cute. Their time is valuable, just like yours. Also, a phone sex chatter is a professional. You're not going to meet them in person and sweep them off their feet. They've heard it a million times before. Now granted, sometimes chatters have met in person and it's worked out but that's not the norm. Treat them special but don't make expectations of them they can't keep. It's not safe to meet someone you've only had phone sex with. So don't ask!

Seventh... don't assume that the phone sex chatter thinks of you as just a 'sperm session' and nothing more. Some chatters and their partners are good friends and think of each other as very close. This all depends on the phone sex chatter and the partner individually. Some phone sex chatters like to be professional in the fullest and don't want to know their partners. However, some really do enjoy getting to know the guy or girl they're talking to.

Eighth... above all else, just have fun! A lot of guys/girls call for 3 minutes, get off, and hang up. That's perfectly fine. If you're a person who likes to spend more time on the phone or wants to know how the phone sex chatter feels, perhaps these tips might help you out.

Based on what I've seen and heard in NHL:1... the below chatters will make it worth your dime, and time ;)...


Boltsgirlvl4 - Jill
TML_fan_4_life - Chris
Lotusblossom604- Justine
Flyereddie48 - Eddie
Fischer.Brittany - Brittany
Hotshotschamp - Chris
Berrybusygirl - Debbie
Hovy_dovy - Dave
Citygirl0117 - Tina
Antiwhy - Ryan
HockeyMom935 - Cerah
Wildbp - Bill
Forsygirl - Jenn
Sonners - all

If the below message you for a good time... RUN!

Dakilangmanok1
Nashvillepredsfan
Booman2k0
Northerncutie08
Oz_santwyck
Mary_christine21
Thornton_19_ca
Aka_rockin_canadian_girl

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sonners - all...LMFAO! So true!

Don't worry about me messaging anybody for a good time though. I only watch cock on cam. No phone spermings for me.

With all my love, as usual!

Woohoooooo! Finally Tuesday! Time to hit them beer leaguers!

Anonymous said...

I also dont need any phone calls, I can hear them all moan just fine in the room on mic!

Run Run as fast as you can!

Preds, call me baby!!

Aroooooo!

Anonymous said...

hey blogger you forgot to put Lindsay down, she is one of the best phone spermers. jay says so too.

Anonymous said...

am i the only one that gets pregnant during phone sex?

Anonymous said...

a clueless woman is a happy woman!

Anonymous said...

found something juiceeeee for you not2 i mean blogger! =))

lol@linda jellus of an irish pigs love of a drunkard bill =)) l-)

another viccious nhl1 love triangle has been exposed!! =)) =))

Linda N (5/4/2008 12:51:55 AM): hi there
Linda N (5/4/2008 12:52:00 AM): long time
Linda N (5/4/2008 12:52:22 AM):
harlemz_nocturne (5/4/2008 12:52:31 AM): yes it is
Linda N (5/4/2008 12:52:37 AM): how are u?
harlemz_nocturne (5/4/2008 12:52:37 AM): whats uppppppp
harlemz_nocturne (5/4/2008 12:52:42 AM): LindabOo
harlemz_nocturne (5/4/2008 12:52:51 AM): Ohh nothinnnnnnn
Linda N (5/4/2008 12:52:51 AM): just chatting with joe and watching you
harlemz_nocturne (5/4/2008 12:52:57 AM): same old same old
harlemz_nocturne (5/4/2008 12:53:01 AM): how mad is tha
harlemz_nocturne (5/4/2008 12:53:02 AM): joe
harlemz_nocturne (5/4/2008 12:53:05 AM): tha joe
Linda N (5/4/2008 12:53:05 AM): still in irealnd ?
harlemz_nocturne (5/4/2008 12:53:07 AM): lol
harlemz_nocturne (5/4/2008 12:53:09 AM): yus
Linda N (5/4/2008 12:53:09 AM): ireland even
Linda N (5/4/2008 12:53:12 AM): cool
Linda N (5/4/2008 12:53:16 AM): how's bill ?
Linda N (5/4/2008 12:53:29 AM): yes tha joe
harlemz_nocturne (5/4/2008 12:53:55 AM): bill
harlemz_nocturne (5/4/2008 12:53:58 AM): = good
harlemz_nocturne (5/4/2008 12:54:01 AM): well ok
harlemz_nocturne (5/4/2008 12:54:09 AM): Im goin to NC this sept
Linda N (5/4/2008 12:54:17 AM):
Linda N (5/4/2008 12:54:38 AM): i keep hearing that bill is a sonner
harlemz_nocturne (5/4/2008 12:55:16 AM): a wha?
Linda N (5/4/2008 12:55:19 AM): lol
Linda N (5/4/2008 12:55:23 AM): sonner
Linda N (5/4/2008 12:55:30 AM): one of the "Cru"
harlemz_nocturne (5/4/2008 12:55:36 AM): which means?
Linda N (5/4/2008 12:55:41 AM): lol
Linda N (5/4/2008 12:55:47 AM): i still don't know myself
Linda N (5/4/2008 12:55:56 AM): sonners come to chat and stir up trouble
Linda N (5/4/2008 12:56:10 AM): they keep mentioning bill is one of them
Linda N (5/4/2008 12:56:22 AM): i'm not sure though
harlemz_nocturne (5/4/2008 12:56:28 AM): ahh right
harlemz_nocturne (5/4/2008 12:56:31 AM): got u now
harlemz_nocturne (5/4/2008 12:56:32 AM): who knows he might be
Linda N (5/4/2008 12:56:38 AM): lol yeah
Linda N (5/4/2008 12:56:57 AM): brb laura
Linda N (5/4/2008 1:02:53 AM): where'd you go
harlemz_nocturne (5/4/2008 1:04:31 AM): I am here
Linda N (5/4/2008 1:04:52 AM):
Linda N: you look different
Linda N: than the last time I saw you
harlemz_nocturne: how
Linda N: i dunno
Linda N: lol
harlemz_nocturne: ya
harlemz_nocturne: worse as i get older
Linda N: you just waking up or haven't gone to bed yet ?
Linda N: lol@worse
Linda N: how old are you now
harlemz_nocturne: havent been n bed yet
Linda N: wow
Linda N: it's like 6 am there ain't it ?
harlemz_nocturne: yes
harlemz_nocturne: & aint been in bed
Linda N: out partying?
harlemz_nocturne: yes
Linda N: cool
harlemz_nocturne: why I am on the HO
harlemz_nocturne: H2o
Linda N:
harlemz_nocturne: how do I look different
harlemz_nocturne: lol suppose its been a while
Linda N: hair I think
Linda N: yeah it has
harlemz_nocturne: yea my normal coloour
Linda N: hmm
harlemz_nocturne: and amess as of now
Linda N: no
Linda N: is bill watching
harlemz_nocturne: no..
harlemz_nocturne: lol
Linda N: aww too bad
harlemz_nocturne: too sad
harlemz_nocturne: lol
Linda N:
Linda N: is it cold there ?
harlemz_nocturne: noo..why
harlemz_nocturne: does my nipples show
Linda N: i always think it's cold
harlemz_nocturne:
Linda N: i can't see
Linda N: lol
harlemz_nocturne: well thas why people say its cold
harlemz_nocturne: im jus messin
Linda N:
harlemz_nocturne: why were u lookin ta see ya durrtay bitch
Linda N:
harlemz_nocturne:
Linda N: no
harlemz_nocturne: sure
harlemz_nocturne:
Linda N: lol i wasn't!
Linda N: i swear!
harlemz_nocturne: ud be lickin the screen
harlemz_nocturne:
Linda N:
Linda N:
Linda N: lol
harlemz_nocturne: hahaha
Linda N: lmao
Linda N: i detect porn on that monitor!
harlemz_nocturne: hahaha
harlemz_nocturne: porn
harlemz_nocturne: wha
harlemz_nocturne: u aint seen nothin yet
Linda N: lol
harlemz_nocturne: haha
harlemz_nocturne: I am only messin wit ya
harlemz_nocturne: linda
Linda N:
harlemz_nocturne: ur soo easy wound up
harlemz_nocturne:
Linda N: i know
Linda N: sex always on my mind
Linda N: lol
harlemz_nocturne: y
harlemz_nocturne: get out der n get some
Linda N: probably because im not getting enough
Linda N: joe
harlemz_nocturne: u needa tell joe to give u soma wha i showed earlier
harlemz_nocturne: lol
Linda N: some good tongue ?
harlemz_nocturne: eaxclttt
harlemz_nocturne: llayy
Linda N:
harlemz_nocturne: tha
harlemz_nocturne: yus
harlemz_nocturne: which one is joe anyways
harlemz_nocturne: lol
Linda N: outovcontroll
harlemz_nocturne: hes not in the room
Linda N: nhl ?
harlemz_nocturne: yea
Linda N: oh i know
Linda N: he was in pm with me but just went out for a smoke
harlemz_nocturne: tell him to Pm me
Linda N: k
harlemz_nocturne: bad habbit
harlemz_nocturne: I am ready to fall alseep
Linda N: yeah i think you better
Linda N: its late
Linda N: joe not responding
Linda N: Linda N: laura wants you to pm her she's on cam
Linda N: how old are you now ?
harlemz_nocturne: 26
Linda N: i forgot your b-day
Linda N: i'll be 27 in 10 days
Linda N:
harlemz_nocturne: ur 15th
harlemz_nocturne: ?
harlemz_nocturne: Im 16th
Linda N: 13th
Linda N: yes 16th!
Linda N: now i remember
harlemz_nocturne: ahh rightunlucky for some
harlemz_nocturne: lol
Linda N: bill getting you anything nice ?
Linda N: or are you getting your presents in sept ?
harlemz_nocturne: I shall hold of till Sept
Linda N: lol
harlemz_nocturne: then he can gimme 9inches of good times
Linda N: oh my
Linda N:
harlemz_nocturne: sveral times a nite
Linda N: care for a menage a trois ?
harlemz_nocturne: maybe ask boo
harlemz_nocturne: lol
Linda N: i always thought he was making it up the 9 inches
Linda N: evidently not
harlemz_nocturne: no no
harlemz_nocturne: lol
Linda N: lol
Linda N: when was the last time you two were together
Linda N: in person
harlemz_nocturne: why do u want the sex tape
harlemz_nocturne: lol
Linda N:
Linda N: maybe
Linda N: i can sell it to you porn and make big bucks
Linda N: lol
Linda N: who is that
Linda N: now I see why you got such a big monitor
harlemz_nocturne: some good viewin
Linda N: yes
Linda N: she's hot
harlemz_nocturne: he's hot""""""
harlemz_nocturne: at wha hes doin
Linda N: yes
Linda N: it's getting hot in here
harlemz_nocturne: i thought ud might like some tips
harlemz_nocturne: lol
Linda N: lol
Linda N:
harlemz_nocturne: since it seems like its been a whike
harlemz_nocturne: LOL
harlemz_nocturne: for u
Linda N: it has
harlemz_nocturne: if even ever
Linda N: are you cheating on bill!
Linda N: never
harlemz_nocturne: NO
harlemz_nocturne: iM NOT
Linda N:
harlemz_nocturne: every girl just likes a bit of porn
Linda N: is he cheating on you if he shags his sheep
Linda N: yes we do
Linda N: she has big boobs
harlemz_nocturne: yea
harlemz_nocturne: hot or not
harlemz_nocturne:
Linda N: HOT
harlemz_nocturne:
Linda N: lol
harlemz_nocturne: yea she has ones jus like mines
harlemz_nocturne: lol
Linda N: oh really
harlemz_nocturne: infac t this is me and bill
Linda N:
harlemz_nocturne: care to join us
Linda N: did you guys tape yourselves
harlemz_nocturne: he always does talk about a 3some
Linda N: yes
harlemz_nocturne: lol
harlemz_nocturne: yea he always tells my friend he wants me and her
harlemz_nocturne: when he comes here
harlemz_nocturne: slut!
Linda N: and ?
Linda N: is he gonna get her ?
harlemz_nocturne: no chance
Linda N: lol
Linda N: when was the last time he came to see you
harlemz_nocturne: it's one or the other
harlemz_nocturne: baby
harlemz_nocturne: too longgggggg
harlemz_nocturne: anyways
Linda N:
harlemz_nocturne: I better go
Linda N: k
harlemz_nocturne: my bed is callin meeeeee
harlemz_nocturne: ZzZzz
Linda N: yeah
harlemz_nocturne: knacked
harlemz_nocturne: take carse
harlemz_nocturne: lol
harlemz_nocturne:
Linda N: you too laura
Linda N:
harlemz_nocturne: now dont u be attackin Joe
harlemz_nocturne: after seein thahahaha
Linda N: i just might
Linda N: night
harlemz_nocturne: maybe well see u soon neva know
Linda N: lol
Linda N: oh ?



ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Im confoosed?!?!? is bill still with laurua. laura still seems too think so. ane alli and are bill still dating eh? wen i saw him the other day it soundsed like bill and brittany whwere dating.
maybe sherrie and tina r jelous.

Anonymous said...

aovechkin08 and redwing_girl_019 living together in sin....how true is the rumor?!?!??! my understanding is that she moved in with him and his family....she is a f*ckn loser....

Anonymous said...

Cheechoo's cock is so much bigger than Buff's! Fact!

Anonymous said...

You people need to really get lives. Blogging about a chat room is for those of a sad and lonely existence.

Anonymous said...

Tammy, my life would be empty without you. I love you, my darling. I love you.

Anonymous said...

Anyone see that 18 wheeler that just ran me over?

Anonymous said...

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Love Deb!