Dear Mr. Letterman...

Top 10 reasons why zr22k (Jim) has a hard time growing up -


10. He's 47, balding, fat, and STILL watches the Powerpuff Girls.
9. It's 11 p.m. Sat. night, and he's reading Keepers while lingering in NHL:1 chat.
8. He giggles every time he hears a female chatter say 69.
7. He and his neighbor's granddaughter have matching Hello Kitty socks.
6. He shares a 1-bedroom apartment with mom.
5. He works part-time at Toys R Us on weekends.
4. He takes a dump in the corner of mom's apartment and then blames the dog.
3. He spit shines the spinners of his 1974 Big Wheel and won't let other kids ride it.
2. All of his imaginary friends are named after GI Joe characters.
1. Before sleeping, visions of sugarplums dance through his head, instead of naked love-slaves.

Jim in his 47 years has gone from infancy to childhood and from youth to physical maturity and yes, on to old age... but has yet to become a responsible adult.

Why is that, Jim?

Some men such as Jim will never grow up mentally or emotionally. The reality is that he would find the real world scary. By not growing up mentally or emotionally people like Jim do not have to face and deal with reality, which takes effort and courage, and they do not wish to challenge themselves.

Jim, I hate to preach here, but...

...for all that God has provided and enabled that is accessible to man... God only asks for two characteristics in return:

1. Think before acting and accept responsibility for your actions.
2. Accept responsible challenges.

All who do not develop the above characteristics, then God’s Intelligent Design will punish them and all who are close to them in the here and now.

First sonned by Mother Nature, next God.

Some men such as Jim do not wish to get married. They fear the loss of freedom and the potential loss of wealth. Marriage unfortunately has earned a bad rap, mainly because of the rules that Government has imposed for their political profit and how Jocko speaks of his previous marriage... LOL!!!

LOL!!! at potential loss of wealth. LOLOL!!! at the loss of freedom... this meaning he would have to leave mom's apartment and cut down on chat hours logged?

So again I ask, Jim...

... why have you not yet become a responsible adult?

Does breast feeding until you were 9 have anything to do with it?

zr22k shaking in his boots... debating on whether to leave chat for a year due to the Sonners humiliating him again or to stay and use the ignore feature this time.

Some think you never really left. Jim, but rather lurked and lingered for 365 days.

LOL!!!

He knows hockey but...

Has anyone ever read or heard such a profuse outpouring of useless hockey knowledge provided by one chatter? Below is just a small sample...

antiwhy: gonna gut my farm for one cup run them do the league a favor and walk

LOL at that! Ryan forever rebuilding but nothing to show for his energy after 7 years, or does he?

antiwhy: anyone want bernier
antiwhy: jonathan

smoothadriene: no thanks anti you can have him

antiwhy: bernier is going to bill for giguere

antiwhy: i turned down giggy for leclaire and cole earlier

antiwhy: if it was me i wouldnt have given so much for 60 pt frolov
antiwhy: btw

antiwhy: bill agreed to that deal without comeau and kubina being thrown in by me

antiwhy: thats not the point

antiwhy: i could have given less but i was nice enough to giveup more lol
antiwhy: tammy forgot to start price cuz shes been busy puking btw

antiwhy: cherapanov died from a heavy heart

antiwhy: most peoples hearts weigh 290 grams, his was 495

antiwhy: cherepanov had the same condition as david carle, miocardiopathy

antiwhy: and no she didnt purposely bench him because shes playing me

antiwhy: shes been teasing me all week lol

antiwhy: leafs should be 2-1
antiwhy: they have played good

antiwhy: lundqvist exposed as manny fernandez, product of defense infront of him

cck2ca: kulemin is a stud
antiwhy: hes no handzus
antiwhy: handzus on pace for 82 pts.
antiwhy: tracy doesnt like long walks on the beach or romantic dinners
antiwhy: give her a hungry man and a slow walk through a recycling center and shes good to go

antiwhy: it wasnt the players involved in the deal
antiwhy: you traded your only stud for a 2nd liner, 3rd liner and mediocre prospect when you need a goalie

flyereddie48: apparently ed ..doesnt matter you like the deal ..everyone else has to

antiwhy: edbel doesnt have a plan

edbeldrunk: veto! Boyle never will make the league! 10 goals max!
antiwhy: its been 3 years and his team is in park with the flashers on

antiwhy: bryzgalov is one of the best
antiwhy: and brodeur
antiwhy: i think hes better than lundqvist

flyereddie48: why wasnt barrys trade vetoed?
flyereddie48: wasnt a rape?
antiwhy: i had a problem with what he traded for, the value isnt bad
antiwhy: your trade was put through
edbeldrunk: it was

antiwhy: why not trade heatley for a starter
cck2ca: anti still yapping about lundy, dude its fantasy hockey i don't care
antiwhy: fuck off chris im not talking about that
edbeldrunk: lol
antiwhy: wakeup

antiwhy: james neal>>>brunnstrom

antiwhy: kings near tops in the league for GAA

antiwhy: cck bein a chicken shit
cck2ca: wtf anti
antiwhy: dude i wasnt even talking about the deal and u run your yap to me
cck2ca: thought id play your game son
antiwhy: i was beyond that
antiwhy: but u brought it back up lol
antiwhy: son?
antiwhy: lol
cck2ca: sending random notes about a deal done over a month ago, dude wtf
antiwhy: good luck learning prospects u will need it lol

cck2ca: i'll keep giroux, he isn't a bust like you say
antiwhy: who said he was
antiwhy: i said he wont be a star
antiwhy: lots of frogs put up big numbers in the q
duecey4: I also doubt giroux will live up to the hype
antiwhy: hes no berglund
cck2ca: berglund
antiwhy: who chris had never heard of until i mentioned it, next day he trades junk for him
antiwhy: lol unreal
cck2ca: i did know who he was
antiwhy: vanek is a beast when he wants to play
antiwhy: stafford is really lazy
cck2ca: and yet you send daily offers for him
antiwhy: stafford has potential to be very good but his work ethic stinks
antiwhy: he reminds me of steve bernier

antiwhy: wow good thing tammy forgot to start price or id really be getting killed

LOL when fantasy hockey is your life, how do you forget to start a goalie? =)) I'm thinking Tammy was pressured into leaving him off the starting roster by Ryan.

cck2ca: how convienent
edbeldrunk: lol
antiwhy: yea she did it on purpose

antiwhy: shes been sick all week thanks
antiwhy: why dont u annoy her with pm's again and ask
antiwhy: but yea she is me
cck2ca: what all i did was if she was interested in steen, whats wrong with that?
antiwhy: then u begin asking for studs in return

Even if that is true, isn't that part of the trading/raping process? Rapes and trades take place each and every day. =)) Ryan is mad that CCK is talking to his woman... and not always about fantasy hockey. Fact!

antiwhy: anyways
cck2ca: huh?
cck2ca: all i said was if she had interest in steen to let me know
cck2ca: never mentioned any names

Now who is one going to believe? I'm thinking Chris has more credibility than Ryan and Tammy combined. Fact!

cck2ca: i asked if tammy wanted to move dustin boyd, all i asked

antiwhy: she just told me u annoy her with bs offers

LOL, typical cowardly individual, afraid to go straight to the source. She uses Ryan to do her dirty work. Tammy is probably one who continually posts comments under anonymous as well... LMFAO... exposed!

cck2ca: like what,

antiwhy: she ignores him and bitches to me lol

cck2ca: i never asked for filatov or wilson , so what are you talking about, are you drunk anti or what

hockeychik1998: cck wanting filatov wilson and a pic of those 40d's for steen from banall
antiwhy: not talking about the steen deal lol
antiwhy: shes told me that u asked for her best kids for scrubs before not sure who was involved
cck2ca: no i didin't

Sounds like antitruth and banallrealisticcomments are at it again. =)) This is why chat couples should not manage individual teams in a fantasy league. LOL!!!

cck2ca: i don't want that commie fuck filatov
antiwhy: lol
antiwhy: ok

antiwhy: flyers could of had kipper for a 2nd years ago too
antiwhy: heard ferguson sr. talk about it on xm
antiwhy: said when he was assistant in san jose, clarke balked at trading a 2nd for an unproven goalie
antiwhy: i think halak is better than price lol
antiwhy: leclaire is great, jackets need to put something around him
antiwhy: play brassard and voracek more

antiwhy: bryzgalov top 10
c_d164: ill take bryzgalov a top 10
c_d164: but gerber no

At least one chatter is buying into all of Ryan's hockey knowledge, Booman2k0 =))

antiwhy: roy stole games, fradeur rarely has to

antiwhy: id take fleury over anyone and i used to think he sucked
antiwhy: fleury, bryzgalov, leclaire, giguere true

antiwhy: giguere and ducks look dead
antiwhy: older team
antiwhy: not much talent left
antiwhy: boyd was a free agent btw
antiwhy: played over 40 games and tammy didnt want the bum

Tammy dumping all bums but one, right Ryan? LOL!!! You maybe? Is that why you fear CCK talking trades with Tammy?

antiwhy: dropped tootoo but hes dressed for his 3rd game today

antiwhy: i followed rules as per usual

antiwhy: leafs have been real good actually
antiwhy: fuckin hollweg cost them

antiwhy: lundqvist plays behind a great d and faces 8 shots a game
antiwhy: like fradeur and backstrom

So is Ryan saying Lundqvist is overrated? Come on Ryan, learn the game!

c_d164: lundqvist is another goalie who doesnt impress me

Ryan able to convince Booman again. Too funny.

antiwhy: LA has improved their GAA and will continue to do so
antiwhy: all i can ask for is improvement each year
antiwhy: youngest team in nhl

thornton_19_canada: YOUR GM IS CHEAP
c_d164: lababera is 16th
antiwhy: yea its the gm
thornton_19_canada: 5MILL
antiwhy: its the owners lol

antiwhy: frolov will stay because he loves la and took less last time
antiwhy: frolov, kopitar, brown, o
antiwhy: buy in
antiwhy: cammalleri wanted 6 mill so hes gone
antiwhy: thats why it took so long to sign o'sullivan thornton
antiwhy: he wanted 4-5 mill
antiwhy: takes brains to rebuild the right way

antiwhy: niskanen for frogren true
antiwhy: stud

antiwhy: wonder how amazingoilers likes tom gilbert
antiwhy: he was in my ear all season about how he raped me, gilbert for keith
antiwhy: because i get him for cheap for 3 years
antiwhy: hes a good value and the most underrated dman in the game IMO
antiwhy: best hawks dman by a mile

antiwhy: most underrated player in the league with 2 assists

antiwhy: maybe it isnt good that tammy forgot to start price lol

antiwhy: buststrom 2 goals
antiwhy: id say it was a good pickup but hes no dubinsky

antiwhy: kings and yotes will blow by the ducks in the next few years

But when it's all said and done come 2050, the Ducks will still be the only team of the aforementioned with a cup.

Ryan, you need to seriously consider another career. Fantasy GM is just not cutting it. When you only win 1 cup in 7 years (that being in a league of 4 LOL!!!) I am not impressed.

All talk, no action!

You had more success in your previous career, did you not?

Until the law caught up to you anyway. l-)

Serious puck, and bullshit...

So I wander into NHL:1 this morning at about 2:30 AM and I hear Mitch (xl_five_lx) giving advice to Katie (Canucks_girl44) on how to forget about Paul (Jerzzzey) and to move on.

Seems like Katie has had her feelings hurt because her and Paul used to be cool with one another, but since Mary_Christine popped into Paul's life, Paul has started talking shit about Katie. Mitch is trying to tell Katie to calm down, it's only chat... blah... blah... blah...

canucks_girl44: now paul only says he loved and ever loved mary christine and no one else blah blah blah, says i look like a man, etc. just to impress mary
canucks_girl44: and i'm like, you pmed me fucking 24/7 you psycho
canucks_girl44: thornton too

youdontknowjack50: mary doesn't impress me
canucks_girl44: lmao I know
canucks_girl44: i know
canucks_girl44: it's all he has
canucks_girl44: and he's dating the tranny of all trannies!
canucks_girl44: IRONYYYY
canucks_girl44: =))

Mitch trying to tell Katie that Mary_christine looks like Geronimo with that big nose of hers.

This coming from a man who was so embarrassed and humiliated by a chatter in Jocko that he stayed away from chat for how long? Mitch stating in chat he's been away from chat for a couple of years... LOL!!!

You lingering and lurking faggit... welcome back!

Okay, now Katie is on cam for Mitch and he's trying to see some 'flesh'... some things will never change. Aren't you about 3x her age, Mitch? Now it's photosharing hour. LOL!!!

So Mitch was going on about how he called Mary_Christine at Victoria Secret and demanded that she return the Tennis Bracelet and clothing she purchased with Thornton's moms credit card.
master_music_man2: ouch
youdontknowjack50: sounds like the trip to florida

Okay, back to Katie's pictures...

youdontknowjack50: whose huge hand is that ?
youdontknowjack50: whew thought it was one of your gf's
youdontknowjack50: well she did say she was out with her gf's

Mitch thinking those are pics of boo_denali's hands.

Mitch stating how Katie has come around over the years. LOL!!!

'Katie, did I ever dick you around like that?'
'Nah Mitch, you ware always pretty good to me.'

LOL!!!

'You're busting out of that top, says Mitch.' Too funny! What some young chicks will do for attention.

"Wow, what a rack, says Mitch'... creepy, coming from a 50+ year old.

youdontknowjack50: the cidinglight blog
youdontknowjack50: i only read it three times it is pretty funny
youdontknowjack50: oz gets it the wordt on the blog
youdontknowjack50: worst

Katie trying to tell Mitch that the blogger has no life to be writing about a chat room. LOL!!!

How much of a life do you have Katie to frequent chat and the blog as often as you do?

master_music_man2: geez I lurk way too much in this room
canucks_girl44: lol lurker

Mitch telling Katie that Dean and Pavel are both insane. LOL!!!

LOL at Katie telling Mitch that Dean got caught telling hotshotschamp that he got hit by an 18-wheeler and is collecting disability. Everyone is obsessed with Dean.


Katie telling Mitch that Dean is now exposed as unemployed and really isn't the rich stockbroker that he claimed to be.

youdontknowjack50: he got hit by a semi running from shanna at the airport?

LOL at Mitch saying only Jocko knows the true story of Dean... something about Dean taking care of his grandmother full-time.

Here we go again with the Dean/Shanna story from Mitch. Mitch's version changes each time he tells the story.

Now Mitch, Katie and Jack are trying to figure out if Dean got hit by the semi before or after meeting Shanna. Mitch knowing that the semi crashed through Dean's house, that Dean never leaves the house to have been struck on the road.

Darren (fire-rescue1985) on the mic. I think I'd rather hear Mitch make up some stories.

LOL at Mitch telling Katie... 'BRB, talk to fire'... was that Mitch's way of saying please don't leave, Katie?

LOL at Darren talking of the good 'ole days of chat, when you could have fun for more than 10 minutes at a time. Too funny.

canucks_girl44: hahah
canucks_girl44: aw i miss those days
canucks_girl44: before sonners

LMFAO at before sonners.

canucks_girl44: but then half the room'd be empty darren

Isn't have a room 25 chatters... LOL...

canucks_girl44: darren look at my profile pic. that's for mitch

'Damn, darlin', if you go runnin' you better have some damn good support there', says Darren. =))

Maybe deep down Katie hates Paul because he is no longer around to talk that way to her anymore.

canucks_girl44: shady dont show that to Jay, he'll start coming back in chat
canucks_girl44: jk Jay's cool shit
canucks_girl44: does he still live with you jack?
canucks_girl44: wb master
youdontknowjack50: i saw him at thanksgiving at my sisters

LOL, so that's a yes.

Between Mitch, Jack and Darren... there must be 145 years of experience for Katie to get off to tonight.

Mitch stepping outdoors to smoke, puts out his butt, throws it in a bucket and up in flames the bucket goes. Darren states he's on his way to put out the fire. LOL!!! Stick to plucking cats out of trees, Darren.

LOL at Mitch saying Jocko is old.

Mitch saying that Paul made up some people search web site and made him to be 20 years older than he really is. =))

Watch what you say of Jocko, Mitch... you may find yourself sonned from chat for another 2 years. LOL!!!

canucks_girl44: i was gonna be xena this year too
canucks_girl44: but now i'm going as Wayne and my friend as Garth
canucks_girl44: i used to do it perfectly
canucks_girl44: then my voice got lower and now i cant
canucks_girl44: true story

Darren doing an impersonation of some cartoon character on mic.

Mr. Gruesome from The Flintstones... wtf?

looku_bibeub466: Hello
canucks_girl44: Hi looku!
canucks_girl44: looku who's your team?
youdontknowjack50: i seen them in paganism 4 when they used to have trivia in there
canucks_girl44: i thought i've seen looku say more than that before
canucks_girl44: and everyone was like
youdontknowjack50: tehy are here to observe what we are talking about
canucks_girl44: what do you mean jack? that's creepy
fire_rescue1985: really?
canucks_girl44: like aliens
canucks_girl44: the lookus
fire_rescue1985: i'll protect you katie
canucks_girl44: lol
canucks_girl44: okay
youdontknowjack50: someone that hasa regular in here but uses those names to spy

LOL, don't bots go into each and every room, Jack?

canucks_girl44: blogger?
youdontknowjack50: regular name
youdontknowjack50: dunno
canucks_girl44: might be the blogger
youdontknowjack50: i can only think of a few from here that also goes to the paganism room
canucks_girl44: true story
youdontknowjack50: dean,paul tasha , talker

canucks_girl44: tashas' good at trivia stuff
canucks_girl44: yeah right darren
youdontknowjack50: tasha has the bot that runs a trivia program
canucks_girl44: but five you've experienced it all! that's why!

LOL at Mitch stating he kicked Tasha's ass in trivia more times that anyone would believe.

Mitch asking Darren how old he is... =))

LOL at Darren only being 38.

Mitch won't tell Darren how old he is... what a surprise.

I wonder who soccer_sucks_the_big_one is and why are they lurking at this hour? Could it be sherry_berry27 checking up on her man?

I see fischer.brittany isn't in the room, but still has voice going in the room... listening to each and every word. l-)

Sad.

4:32 AM... bedtime!

Keep up with the bullshit, Mitch... you make for good entertainment.

LOL!!!

Don't worry, Katie... Paul will be back!

Darren, get an education.

Jenna Fischer > Bobby Fischer > fischer.brittany

Is it true, Brittany, that cheating is rarely about pure sexual attraction?

I'm thinking that infidelity is almost always about more than just sex. Cheating is rarely about pure sexual attraction, right Brittany? Do the chatters of NHL:1 and MLB:1 fulfill your emotional needs. Brittany?

LOL!!!

Perhaps, Brittany, the reason behind your infidelity is the need for appreciation?

People like you, Brittany who feel unloved or unappreciated by their 'live' partner may begin looking outside their relationship for sources of comfort and affirmation. Are you not loved enough by your boyfriend? Does he not tell you he appreciates you?

LOL at you Brittany... rationalizing your infidelity by stating the if your boyfriend had paid more attention to you, you wouldn't have to cheat on him.

Since your boyfriend couldn't give you the love you felt you deserved, you figured you could find what you needed in chat, right Brittany?

Well, you dumb fuck... if you weren't feeling loved or appreciated in your relationship, you should have shown some responsibility and talked to your significant other about what you want or need from him. My guess is that he's much happier banging his neighbor than you... but we don't really know that for sure, do we?

Do you feel unloved, Brittany, because your boyfriend is spending too much time at work and not in a chat room? Are you jealous of your boyfriend's relationship with his female friends? Are they prettier than you? By addressing your true issues and being upfront about personal and sexual needs, the two of you may be able to work things out and keep cheating out of the picture, or shall I say MORE cheating out of the picture?

Do you have suspicions of him cheating, Brittany? Are you cheating on him out of revenge? Are you trying to get back at him for something that has happened in the past?

Remember how Gandhi once put it, "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind."

If you have secret anger or bitterness, Brittany, towards your partner, quit hiding it! Make him aware of your feelings and decide if you're able to forgive and forget. If you can't, it's better to get out of the relationship rather than stay and cheat on him even more. It isn't fair to Bill either that he has to wonder who or what you're doing when you're not with him.

Also, Brittany, one often surprising reason behind infidelity is self-destruction.

Brittany, are you one of those that have such low self-esteem that when something good happens to you (such as meeting and dating a great man), that you think he doesn't deserve that gift in you?

LOL!!!

If this is true, Brittany, then people like you go out of your way to self-destruct your relationships.

Do you believe in "better to break their heart before they can break mine?" If so, you are truly a bigger loser than I ever imagined.

Self-esteem and trust issues as extreme as yours, Brittany, may require outside support in the form of couples or individual counseling, not the help of NHL:1 or MLB:1 chatters who tell you they love you after a 5 minute conversation. You think that the likes of Bill or others mean it when they offer their praise, love and affection for you?

LOL!!!

Chat hos like you are a dime-a-dozen, Brittany. If you're stupid enough to believe that you're the one.. then who am I to rain on your parade. All I can say is... good luck with that, and that you are merely the flavor of the month!

Before it is too late, Brittany, and ff you want to protect your real relationship from infidelity, you must first protect your relationship from the silent killers in jealousy, bitterness, low self-esteem, and mistrust. WTF am I talking about, it is too late... duh!

The only way was through honest communication. You should have revealed your true emotions and needs to your boyfriend and encouraged him to do the same.

LOL!!! at through honest communication. You're fucked. both of you... your boyfriend is currently balls deep in a real woman.

Okay... I have a Q...

...and it might seem silly, but think about it.

Human beings are downright obsessed with sex, right? l know Jim (zr22k) fantasize about it, I know Bill (wildbp)_ buys medications for it, I also know that Bill (wildbp) builds relationships around it, and I also know all you bitches read blogs about it! But why?

Why are people so fixated with such a simple bodily function?

I'm sorry, that was more than one question, wasn't it?

LOL!!!

After speaking to a few chatters about it, here are some of the answers they gave-

- it feels good and it is fun ... harlemz_nocturne
- I felt sorry for the person ... nashvillepredsfan
- It was for a bet ... sharks1419
- I wanted to feel closer to God ... citygirl0117
- To get a job ... anonymous (no one from NHL:1)
- I wanted to give someone else a sexually transmitted disease ... fischer.brittany
- For money ... fischer.brittany
- I wanted to get rid of my headache ... foxy_the_first
- I wanted to change the topic of conversation ... sherry_berry27

I'm curious to see what Jim's (zr22k) answer would be. I have never once heard Jim speak of sex. I have never once heard him speak of girls other than Dana, Sarah, or Justine... and chat girls don't count. When was the last time Jim spoke of banging some chick off the net?

LOL!!!

Mid 40's... never been laid, lives at home with mom in a 1-bedroom apartment. Rice-a-Roni 6 times a week, and has a pet rabbit named Robby... which reminds me of a joke-

-Q. Why did Jim's rabbit cross the road?
-A. To get to the other side.
-Q. Why did Jim cross the road?
-A. Because his cock was stuck in the rabbit.

Or was it a joke? LOL!!!

Tell us again Jim how you stayed away from chat for months because you couldn't handle the likes and pressure of Dean and Ripstic.

LOL!!!

LOL at you lurking in NHL:1 all those months and trying to 'son'.

Why do you use a voice changer while in chat, Jim... are you afraid thornton and not2nice will step all over you with their deep voices... compared to your real voice?

Kingvspades wanted me to ask you if you still wear lady stockings over your head while on cam for Dana, Jim? What the fuck was/is that all about?

LOL!!!

So JIm... tell me, why do you have sex?

Please, no momma jokes.

LOL!!!