There are quite a few chatters that are asking my opinion these days... mostly of things of which I have no opinion to give. Some ask about international politics, some of global warming, a few ask of overseas stock markets, and some even ask about the latest diet fads... plus a bunch of other topics that I have little knowledge of.

So the evidence is clear... either my opinion really does count to a lot of chatters... or I just have a lot of people snowed. I'm leaning toward the latter since it requires far less effort on my part.

Most of you misguided chatters seek my opinion for no other reason than I write this blog. You think that since I can string together a couple of words in a semi-coherent manner... on a regular basis... that what I think... must have some relevance to your world.

Truly, we all know that most of the time, this blog writes itself. In fact, I don't consider myself a writer so much as a cranky chatter of life, a benign bystander, an existential fly on the wall. I just sit on the sidelines and take note of what's happening around me, then I run it through a spell checker and report it to you. Think of me as the hall monitor in the Big School of Life. By the way, where's your chat pass?

While some chatters ask my opinion on current events, most want to know what I think about things that haven't even happened yet, like I'm some kind of psychic hot-line.

Who do you think the next chat president will be? Do you think Sonners and chat 'scrap will ever unite? Do you think Cudaguys penis can get any larger with vitamins? Do you think the new Barbie will be able to wear the old Barbie's clothes? WTF?!?!?!

Since so many chatters seem to think that I can see into the future, I decided to put my sigh_kick (Psychic) abilities to the test. After all, I have nothing to lose and the answers to many questions to gain. Questions like... can I really see into the future? Do I really possess the gift of foresight? If I really can see into the future, what's the best way to make a fast buck off such an ability?

Okay, so I put myself in a deep, hypnotic trance and sat lurking in NHL:1 the other night, with the volume turned down, so I could stay focused and not hear the babbling of Oz. Then I closed my eyes and let the visions come. For a while, all I could see was Oz getting sonned to oblivion. Soon things became more clear. Here then, are some of my visions from that night...

- Oz leaving chat for the remainder of the year to spend time with his daughter and 'wife'. Turns over his Fantasy League to TML... who is voted best Commissioner and General Manager of 2008... but can't make the playoffs with the team he has assembled.

- Lotusblossom604 (Justine) back in business with her Red Line Consulting Firm, divorcing her husband, losing her kids, and continues to stalk Boddy and Markus while at the same time phone sperming ZR22k while listening to 1982 momma jokes.

- Hockeytard (Lindsay) meets up with Hotshotschamp (Chris) and they get married soon thereafter. Divorce comes after two months when they fight over who has the better tacos, Taco Bell or Taco Johns. Canucks_girl44 (Katie) rushes to be by Hots' side when he considers jumping from one of the few remaining bridges that haven't collapsed in St. Paul, Minnesota.

- Forsy_girl (Jenn) cuts down her blog views to single digits per day... from home anyway. Wait until she gets a job... she'll be logging in to read comments about her from work, just like (Boltsgirlvl4) Jill and - Aka_rockin_canadian_girl (Dani) does.

- Buff_Lincoln (name unknown) flying out to California to meet up with the love of his life... what's her name? Or is it Florida, (Nashvillepredsfan) Sonya... Ireland (Harlemz_Nocturne) Laura... Kansas (Foxy_the_First) Ine... or Michigan, (Citygirl0117) Tina? Wait, it was definitely California, where Sherry_Berry27 has taken up residence with (xl_five_lx) Mitch. Sorry Sharks1419 (Allie).

- Mary_Christine21 will announce that she is pregnant with ex-boyfriend Michael Tuck (Thornton_19_ca). Though it is unclear whether the baby will be a boy or girl, it will be born with interchangeable parts, just like its daddy.

- Due to the lack of viable candidates to run in the next chat room presidential election, the chat 'scrap Party will attempt to revive the political career of (Jockoredwing53) Jack. The fact that he is suffering from Alzheimer's will be considered by many to be a political plus. Is it Alzheimer's or has he smoked one bowl too many?

- A popular Internet chatter (Strider_Nation) Jeremy will win fame and fortune with the publication of his book, "Men Are From Venus, Women Are From Over Yonder... now go to work, make me some money, and oh yeah, don't forget to make me a sandwich before you leave, bitch."

Well, what do you know, those folks were right. I can see into the future after all. Or maybe it was all just a dream brought on by that beer and Polish sausage sandwich I had while passing out in chat.