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Oh The Drama
...another NHL:1 chatter bites the dust...
- ... Oh the Drama
- Please, call me BAT-MAN. I come from a land down under. Where beer does flow and men chunder. Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover."
17 comments:
Hottest Chat Couple! YEAHS!=))
NHL:1's most sonned!
nhl1 best sonners :>P
Hottest male voice! YEAHS! =))
My vote goes to pavel aka jimmy aka newname for hottest male voice!!! =)) LOL!
How about a poll on who everyone thinks the blogger is...;)
It's friday the 13th... Is there going to be a scary blog entry today?? :SS I'm so scared...
where is sharkfan on best sonner list? i can only vote for him
blogger is five
same ole losers l-)
I'm willing to leave Buff, Dean and Talker for the blogger. Please pm me ASAP if interested in me.
Love Allie (sharks1419)
I'm honored to be receiving votes for this being my blog, but it's not. I'm not the blogger, guys, but I do appreciate the votes. >:D<
I'm willing to bet my $250 car vs Oz's $250 car that he learned how to clear his cache and put in 50 votes on the categories that he did not want to lose in. Like biggest chat loser L-)
What about this for a poll Q? Who's the biggest attention whore in chat? Here's some candidates Rachel, Nash Preds, Dean,Thornton etc...=))
Why isn't there a biggest fag category? Is it because Cuda would win hands down so it's a foregone conclusion?
I’m not an attention whore, I’m a sonner-bunny. Get it straight, Todd. I always wanted to thank you for going out of your non-sonning way to try to give me that sonnergasm I’ve been craving so desperately. And despite the fact that you have failed miserably so far, I do appreciate the effort. But from what I hear, you haven’t been able to give any woman an orgasm of any type; therefore, me not reaching that sonnergasm with you should be nothing new to you. Keep trying though, it’ll happen some day (maybe with a little help from actual sonners).
As for the attention whore poll – I think the sonners would make excellent candidates. My vote’s on them, seeing as they devote hours attempting to get a rouse out of us hoping that somebody will pay them some attention. It takes true dedication to hide out in your basement for hours on end, creating a seemingly endless amount of nicknames and IDs to lurk in chat with 24/7, not to mention keeping track of every word that’s said – not only in nhl:1, but also mlb:1 and the likes, since apparently some of us do stray. We should award them for their efforts.
But, as much as I love you sonners, please restrain from ever participating in another cock-off. I couldn’t handle the sight of yet another tiny, shriveled-up sonner cock. Maybe if you tried using it occasionally, instead of focusing solely on coming up with yet another imaginary story, PM conversation, or exposure, the thing would finally reach its full 3-inch potential.
Thank you Cuda, foremost (*kiss*), and the likes (you know who you are) for erasing that horrific image from my mind, and giving me something to fantasize about!
While I’m on the subject of thanking people: Blogger (whoever you may be) – thank you for this genius creation. The fantasy world you and your fellow writers are living in never fails to make for an entertaining read and good laugh. Your imagination and creativity have no limits! And while I am getting a little tired of that whole Dana thing (I still can’t believe that a mind that gifted would actually fall for one of Todd’s inventions), I still have to give credit where credit is due. Truly brilliant!
And Todd – despite the fact that you, as my personal sonner, have been seriously lacking proper sonning skills and material lately – I still love you! PM me some time! Maybe I’ll show you what a woman’s orgasm is truly like, that way you can finally tell that all your women are faking it (*kisses to you too, hun*).
Dear Dana,
You are a newbie. So stop trying to act as if every sonner in chat does not absolutely own you.
It's become quite clear that you are in love with any and all uh ten shun that you get, no matter who it is from. So much so that you are in fact even sperming with that faggit Cuda at this point. In case you hadn't noticed Dana, Cuda is more interested in judging Cockoff's then talking to you.
Sonners worldwide would like to let you know you are well below our level and that we do not need to "son" you. God sonned you at birth Dana. In fact if anyone ever stood a legit shot at sueing god and winning you have a good chance.
One last thought, You did have some fellow newbies fooled into thinking that you were not in fact "DanaBomb", this because you had not threatened suicide in chat in a disgusting show of attention whoring at its best. However this all changed after your threats of Suicide last night L-). Do us all a favor and wash your mouth out with some buckshot.
Signed,
Sonnernation.
Dear Todd,
A reply full of contradictions, I’m very disappointed.
If I am a newbie, how can I also be Dana? From what I hear, she was around way before my time, and I’ve been here since October last year. So which one is it – newbie or Dana?
If Cuda is more interested in judging Cockoffs (hmm…last time I checked he was participating, not judging, but oh well) than talking to me, how come I am, how you put it, “in fact” sperming WITH him at this point?
If I am so far below the sonners’ level that they do not need to son me, how come they are so easily convinced to do so over and over again? As for you, Todd – it doesn’t take more than a simple hello from me to get you going. Talking about lack of self-control, lol.
It’s ok though, I still love you (*kisses*). Try a little harder next time. P.S.: Why are you so docile when Cuda is around?
Love,
Sonya
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