On June 22, 20XX... an examiner will check out the body of Chatter A. She will confirm that Chatter A, has indeed died as a result of a shotgun blast to the head.
Before that, I see Chatter A jumping from the top of a 15 story building with intent to commit 'cide. Chatter A will leave a note behind. As Chatter A falls past the 12th floor, their life will be taken by a shotgun blast going through a window. Neither the one pulling the trigger or the future victim are aware that a safety net will be just below the 12th floor level to protect some building workers... and that Chatter A will not be able to complete their suicide mission the way they had planned.
The fact that Chatter A will be shot on the way to probable death, and not via a successful fall to his death as originally planned... will prompt a medical examiner to feel that he has a homicide on his hands and not a suicide.
From the room on the 12th floor, from where the shotgun blast will come from... is seen occupied by a chat couple... Chatter B and Chatter C. I see them arguing vigorously... and that Chatter B is threatening Chatter C with a shotgun. Chatter B is so upset that when he pulls the trigger he misses Chatter C and the pellets go through the window striking Chatter A in the head, on their way down.
Correct me if I'm wrong, Law students, but when Chatter B intended to kill Chatter C but killed Chatter A by mistake... Chatter B is guilty of murder of Chatter A, correct?
But when confronted with the charge of murder... I see Chatter B and Chatter C are both adamant in what they say... in that they thought the gun was unloaded.
Chatter B explains that it has been a long-standing habit to threaten Chatter C with an unloaded shotgun during the course of their arguments. Chatter B says he had no intention to murder Chatter C. Therefore, the killing of Chatter A appears to be an unfortunate accident... that is... IF... the gun had been accidentally loaded.
The continuing investigation turns up a witness, Chatter D... who claims to have seen Chatter B's and Chatter C's adopted son loading a shotgun about six weeks prior to the argument. It turns out that Chatter C has cut off her adopted son's financial help, and the adopted son knowing the penchant of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his Father would shoot his Mother. Since the loader of the gun... the adopted son... is aware of this, he is guilty of murder even though he didn't actually pull the trigger, right?
The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the adopted son for the death of Chatter A.
Now comes the exquisite twist.
Further investigations revealed that the adopted son was in fact, Chatter A. He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his Mother's murder on June 22, 19XX... so he goes to the the top of the 15 story building and jumps off, only to be killed by a shotgun blast through the 12th story window.
The adopted son had actually murdered himself.
Who is Chatter D, the witness?
I'm sure we all know who Chatters A,B,and C are.
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A= thornton
b= paul
c= mary
d= blogger
trues l-)
Hey blogger...how come you haven't posted that many fake comments on this one? or the last one? You are slacking off!!!
Or is it that you actually left the house for once? Because you really need to get out and stop obsessing about other people's lives, that you know jack shit about... Blogger sonned!!! =))
L-)
Ha ha ha! Thornton would definately be A. I'm surprised he hasn't cided already, knowing his longtime LOVER Paul has a gf now, and it's not him. :))
Okay Jenn (aka Forsy_girl)... you are right, I know nothing. =))
I know enough to know that you hid under the 'anonymous' commenter on the 28th at 2:18 est. =))
Are you upset because there are no more posts about you? =))
BTW... Mick was stroking his cock to another chatter Friday and Saturday night. If you don't believe me, ask him. =))
He did it for other chat hos while he was married. Why would he not stroke it for chat hos of other chat rooms while dating a NHL:1 chat ho? =))
Forsy sonned to oblivion!
Again!
NOW... who doesn't know jack shit? =))
And if I'm the obsessive one,Jenn... why is it you log into the blog more often than I? =))
Sonned again! =))
Keep reading, I just may surprise you with more 'shit' that I don't know. =))
Antiwhy, Ari Gold and Dean sonned from room last night by a particularly mean spirited cuda. Whatsa matter cuda? Not getting enuff clinty from nash?
Cuda clearly near 'cide over Preds sperming Verian. Verian and Preds newest chat cpl!!! Sharks1419 and Cudaguy hanging from shower curtain rods! LOL!!!
PUNJABI POWER!
Lmao at the comments above. Rather observant, if I may say so.
But there hasn’t been any Verian/Preds sperming yet, although I cannot deny the romantic sparks. Verian has yet to proof that he can come at least somewhat close to Cuda’s …hmmm.. well – anything. Until he does, I’m staying true to my current chat husband. Not quite ready for the chat divorce drama yet…lol.
Maybe soon....
Jenn was sperming me online at 2:18p EST on June 28th. She couldn't have written the anonymous comment. Wait, we are talking Forsy, Jenn aren't we? I wss sperming Hockeyxgirlie, Jenn.
NM!
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