Each morning... prior to a shit, shower, shave or breakfast even... NHL:1 chatters like to check on a two things. No, it isn't their kids, or their significant other... and no again, it isn't the Stock Market or their bank statements.
The first thing chatters check on when they awaken is of course The 'Ciding Light. They need to see if anything new and exciting has been written about them and or their chat mates. The second thing they check up on is their horoscopes. But with so many choices, which horoscope should they believe in? The search for an accurate 2008 horoscope forecast continues, and that is where I come in.
Most chatters of NHL:1 allow horoscopes, crystal balls, and psychic hot lines to dictate their daily routine. I thought maybe they could possibly 'kill two birds with one stone' and read both the blog and Horrorscopes for NHL:1 Chatters on one site.
I hope to provide a forecast that pleases most chatters and gives some hope to the rest of the readers.
All in all, the Horrorscope for NHL:1 will provide answers (or my opinion) to chatters questions, but remember... it's your choice only whether you believe it or not. I don't want Yahoo and Google holding me responsible for your breakdown. ;)
So here goes...
Aries: Aries is the sign of leadership, control and domination. Sonning and sperming will be the only two things you will want to do this week and you may try to do them both at the same time on the last day of the month... July 31st. This does not make for sweet loving unless you're a Klingon, Praying Mantis or a chat ho.
Taurus: Your ability to communicate this week will be about as understood as the profession of an Alpaca breeder. So in other words... you won't be understood at all. Try to keep talking to yourself because at least you'll be understood that way. Remember... therapy is your friend.
Gemini: Sorry Gemini... you get the shit end of the stick again. This week money sucks, love sucks, life sucks. But look on the bright side, at least you have a roof over your head... the ceiling of NHL:1 chat. August will be a whole lot better, I mean how much worse can it really get, right?
Your desire for more money will never come true unless you get off your ass and do something.
Cancer: It's finally time for something good to happen to Cancer. And that means romance... fact! Starting August 1st, you will find love, but of course it will happen where you least expect it. Will it be within NHL:1 or in the real world? Only you know... but if i were a gambling individual...
Leo: Leo is the sexiest sign of the Zodiac, and this week you will be even sexier than normal. A change in residence will bring you closer to the one you love and increase romance. Which chat room other than NHL:1 will you be living in this week? Make yourself a cup of coffee, sit down and enjoy surfing the Internet.
Virgo: Love is in the air, or is it?! 'Scrap of NHL:1 are kind of slutty to begin with, and if they're on the rebound they're easier to lay than shag carpet! Don't start anything you are not able to get out of in a week. There is no reason to initiate a relationship or sperming session just to prove you can. Well a sperming session is okay.
Libra: You're in the zone this week! The Twilight Zone, that is. Life is what you make of it and why you choose to make yours a chat-lifer is beyond me. A change of scenery is in need for you. Money will be so stagnant this month you may have to turn tricks in chat to support your smoking habit.
Sagittarius: Yahoo is about to take over your life... so please chat responsibly. The answer you've been searching for lies right in front of your face, though it's difficult to make out with all that cheesecake in the way. Do not expect an increase in pay this week. The only increase you will see this week is in your waistline. Time for a diet or your lover will dump you for somebody who is actually attractive.
Capricorn: I foresee a great number of failures, setbacks and letdowns in your future, but then again, anyone from NHL:1 could have told you that... or probably already has. For the love of all that is good, get rid of your mullet. Stop living in the 80's.
Aquarius: Most Aquarius' will be ending bad relationships this month... but which chat hos to dump will be tough. Your luck will be increased by a member of the opposite sex with a limp who will change your life but drink your moonshine. Extra work will come your way also, and no, I don't mean horizontal work, Pervert! Stick to one lover this week.
Pisces: Love is on the horizon so stop your whining! Although you may be frustrated at trying to find a new chat love, stay focused and eventually the Instant Messages you have sent around NHL:1 will do their trick. The words 'short', 'fat' and 'bald' are about to come into your life. This could be one of many chatters that fit this description from within NHL:1 that responds to you soon. Keep your fingers crossed, but your legs wide open.
Try this website below just for fun.
When answering the questions try be honest about who you really are and see what/who comes up for you. If you are not satisfied, then you can use the information you provide on your profile of your false identities.
http://www.love-predictions.com/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=zodiacsigns&utm_campaign=lovepredictions&gclid=CInDkpKY45QCFSQqagodd00RQw
Oh yes, just one more thing...
Contrary to popular belief, I am not online nor in chat 24/7... so a daily update is not always possible. My apologies to those of you who rely so much on this blog each and everyday.
No more hate mail, or comments please!
LOL!!!
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38 comments:
i heard cudaguy can look into his own massive balls and can see the future.
cudaguy balls > cyrstal balls
snowballs > cudaguy balls
im luking at my crisstal balls blooger and i see me an mary togethor 4ever an no jerzey. im seeing no fewcher for u bloger and i c a pimpool to on my ball.
I want to have a snowball fight here in sunny Florida with Ondrej and TML. They get to have all the fun in Canada and Illinois during their winter months.
Jill ur a cum guzzler?
huh?
Do u spit or swallow boltsgirl?
l-) this isnt a chat room idiots
take it to PM.
All of us thrill to the prospect of learning more about ourselves and the possibility of things to come. But be careful to use discernment in choosing a guide who will provide this information for you. Anyone can set up shop as a stargazer or horoscope hustler, and in fact, many people do. Their information will often sound generic, and it could apply to just about anyone. So look for someone who seems to be a little more authentic than just anyone who puts an ad in the newspaper or sends you email spam.
I trust the blogger.
Fact!
hi Reg. long time no talk. If it's ok with ZR22k i'd like to phone bone you 2night. call me. i heard your husband left you. sorry.
bradshaw has the biggest cock of all steeler and pens fans. It is even bigger than Mean Joe Greenes.
is it true linda spends her disability cheques on pyschic readings?
Blogger exposed!
Who wants details?
email - TML_fan_4_life@yahoo.com
Blogger exposed as Messenger Chat Admin. Trues.
is snowowl700 (deb) a Saggittarius? she has a mullet eh?
bobbob303 exposed as antiwhy.
Rumour has it Ryan is on his way back to California as his best customer Screamingheadtrip is back on crack and Outovcontroll_joe abrubtly left the country.
$$$ to be made off of Shanna and her friends. book it.
Soon Ryan will be able to play the most expensive round of golf at Shadow Creek Golf Course in Vegas with wildbp and his friends. $500
After a week of hard work,Ryan will be able to buy the most expensive sticks, the Japanese made Maruman 2007 Majesty Prestigio Irons. 2007 Majesty Prestigio Driver ($2,499) and a Fairway Wood ($1,750).
Total Price Tag: $6,400
Ryan will be joining the most expensive club- Sebonack Golf Club in Long Island NY at price tag of $650,000 when he becomes the Tony Montana of Socal.
Don't forget to buy Banall a bouquet of flowers and a calling card, Ryan. She has been good and somewhat loyal to you over the years.
where is everyone at? 930p and im the only one in chat lol
lol at wheredachatters.
Im not sure Duecey. the room is always dead now. maybe when the season starts up again eh?
chatters taking convos to PM l-) afraid the blogger is lurking =))
leave us alone blogger and let us get back to chatting in the room l-)
Do you know that the only difference between a person without savings or access to credit and homeless people is a few months of unemployment?
Get with me and I shall show you the way.
alright - who's using my name? Well - at least I agree with the comment. I'd much rather be gazing (and sucking) on cuda's balls then on crystal balls - FACT!
Thank you for another brilliant addition to the blog though, blogger! Gotta hand it to you. Superb as ever!
Although I must say that this aries always has sperming in mind, so there's nothing new in that prediction...lol. Might have to work on my sonning skills though.
Love,
you know who
lol at forsy saying she has no time for the blog l-)
Don't you mean whorsy and not forsy =))=))=))
stfu ripstic you pumpkinheaded faggit l-)=))
nashvillepredsfan: so rip - when are we finally gonna get it on
ripstic1616: get on cam and rub your clint for me before cuda gets here
nashvillepredsfan: ok, brb
ripstic1616: i never dated or fucked any girl from that site i don use it, not my fault people added me lol
sounds like linda and hots are trying to hide their love for each other again. Linda pretending to have hots on ignore =))
it amazes me how easily nhl chatters are amused. how lonely can they be. lololol
Sounds like love has hit NHL:1 again. gartner and mandi newest chat couple, FACT!
shortybynature_mandi: he was so mad he kept texting me and calling me
shortybynature_mandi: steve apparently is going to start calling me amanda now
nashvillepredsfan: looks like mandi is going to eat another chat cock for breakfast
you know it is a sad night in chat when vanbc is the star and stud of the room LMFAO lol at calling me and other chatters fat. how dare he!
lol did rachel get booted or did forever_frantic fart and blow rachel 3 rooms down, that skinny ho =))
actually it was a queef and now the room smells like sardines l-) do that shit outdoors linda =))
I heard that gartner likes boys? any truth to that rumor? coincidentally when he entered NHL:1, so did half the gay male chat room population.
gartner22nyr joined the room
this_seaman_loves_the_semen joined the room
youcan_runbut_youcant_hidesteve joined the room
stevehasasexyvoice has joined the room
stevesboytoy has joined the room
stevesotherboytoy has joined the room
steve_is_hung_like_me joined the room
im thinking that thornton_19_ca and hastingsgirl Rachel deserve one another =))
they are both dumb, lonely, insecure and each weigh less than 100 lbs.
Yeah youre real funny, i never wrote that and that email got hacked, and youre fucking pathetic writing a blog about a chat room, get a fucking life man
fucking retard hacking my email
fuck this site
get a life man, fucking hacking my email
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