Sunday, September 7, 2008

Dean is everywhere...

nashvillepredsfan: I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday
verian_my_spider_daemon: I never had a girl looking any better than you did in chat that night

verian_my_spider_daemon: And all the chatters in the room, they were wishing they were me, especially cudaguy
nashvillepredsfan: yeah i imagined our bodies being oh so close and tight that first night
nashvillepredsfan: how it felt so good, how it felt so right
verian_my_spider_daemon: don't ya hear my heart
verian_my_spider_daemon: I've been waiting so long for you to come along
verian_my_spider_daemon: and have some fun
verian_my_spider_daemon: And I gotta let you know you're never gonna regret it
verian_my_spider_daemon: So open up your legs I got a big surprise
verian_my_spider_daemon: *eyes
verian_my_spider_daemon: It'll feel alright
verian_my_spider_daemon: *be
nashvillepredsfan: well I wanna make your motor run

nashvillepredsfan: got to do what I can, and let Mother Nature do the rest
nashvillepredsfan: tell me you love me verian
verian_my_spider_daemon: Let me sleep on it girl
nashvillepredsfan: stop right there! I gotta know right now!
nashvillepredsfan: before we go any further, do you love me?
nashvillepredsfan: will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you never leave me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
verian_my_spider_daemon: Let me sleep on it baby
nashvillepredsfan: Will you take me away and will you make me your wife, boy?
verian_my_spider_daemon: baby let me sleep on it. Let me sleep on it, and I'll give you an answer in the morning GIRL!
nashvillepredsfan: I gotta know right now! Do you love me? Will you love me forever?
verian_my_spider_daemon: I swore that I would love you to the end of time
verian_my_spider_daemon: So now I'm praying for the end of time
verian_my_spider_daemon: because if I gotta spend another minute with you I don't think that... nevermind
verian_my_spider_daemon: I'll never break my promise or forget my vow. but God only knows what I can do right now, I'm praying for the end of time
verian_my_spider_daemon: It's all that I can do, praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you
nashvillepredsfan: fuck off, Dean

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buff_lincoln90210: hi allie
sharks1419: hi
buff_lincoln90210: I can't stop loving you
sharks1419: sorry I've made up my mind to live in memories of old lonesome times
buff_lincoln90210: I can't stop wanting you
sharks1419: it's useless to say
buff_lincoln90210: So I'll just live my life in dreams of yesterday??

buff_lincoln90210: Those happy hours that we once knew though long ago still make me blue
sharks1419: they say that time heels the broken heart
sharks1419: but time is stood still since we've been apart

sharks1419: it's useless to say so I'll just live my life in dreams of yesterday

buff_lincoln90210: Oh yeah, I've made up my mind
buff_lincoln90210: Made up my mind
buff_lincoln90210: So I'll just live my life, live my life, yeah, yeah, I can't stop loving you
buff_lincoln90210: No, I can't.

sharks1419: i was searching for someone to love me right
sharks1419: can you hear me when I cry late at night?
buff_lincoln90210: I'm the one you're looking for.
buff_lincoln90210: What you're searching for
sharks1419: fill your life with happiness elsewhere
sharks1419: Don't you look here no more

sharks1419: i never knew love could be so sweet
sharks1419: the joy you gave to me
buff_lincoln90210: I love you more than you'll ever know.

buff_lincoln90210: What you want I've got it! What you need, I'm the one with it!'
buff_lincoln90210: It's yours , if I'm the one you're looking for

sharks1419: Dean, you've made me so happy tonight
sharks1419: *Wipes the tears from my eyes*
sharks1419: dean?
sharks1419: hello?
buff_lincoln90210: arrrroooooooooooooooooo
sharks1419: fuck off dean

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jimmy_cinderella_man braddock: I am everything you want
jimmy_cinderella_man braddock: I am everything you need
foxy_the_first: well I am everything YOU want, and you want inside of me
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: lmao
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: indeed I do.
foxy_the_first: well come to me, with a gentle touch
foxy_the_first: with love so real, but not too much
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I won't need to get down on my knees again will I?
foxy_the_first: the love you gave before, was some way down south
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I became bored of you
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I had no choice but to lie to you.

foxy_the_first: you once gave me life
foxy_the_first: you gave me your heart, your shoulder when I needed to cry
foxy_the_first: you gave me hope when all my hope was gone
foxy_the_first: you gave me wings so my dreams could fly

jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: My love for you will live in my heart until eternity's through....
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I am who I am, Ine, thanks to you
foxy_the_first: iou gave me your word
foxy_the_first: and you gave me your voice
foxy_the_first: and your everything

jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: So what's the problem baby?
foxy_the_first: What's the problem? I don't know. Well maybe I'm in love
foxy_the_first: Think about it all the time
foxy_the_first: I think about it... Can't stop thinking 'bout it

jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: Get on cam
foxy_the_first: Hot temptations
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I wanna show you what I'd like to do
foxy_the_first: Sweet sensations
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: You sit back now, just relax now
foxy_the_first: gonna take it slow babe
foxy_the_first: Do it my way
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I'll take care of you

foxy_the_first: And now you're satisfied
foxy_the_first: Go to sleep for ten and anticipating, I will be waiting for you to wake again
foxy_the_first: Dean? you there?
foxy_the_first: ugh, Dean?
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I got what I wanted, goodnight.
foxy_the_first: I love you, Dean.
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: ***foxy_the_first will be ignored.
foxy_the_first: Fuck off, Dean.

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my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Hi Tina
citygirl0117: hi, lol
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: What's up, other than my cock?
citygirl0117: lol
citygirl: douche
citygirl0117: just tell me what you really want
citygirl0117: lol...
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: lmao, the same thing I've wanted for 8 years.
citygirl0117: allow me to guide you through my pleasure zone
citygirl0117: lol
citygirl0117: It's the ultimate seduction
citygirl0117: Sex is no longer taboo
citygirl0117: Rape the future ...Release the virgins!
ci!ygirl0117: is that what you want?
citygirl0117: lol
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: lmao, no. I wanted to play a game.
citygirl0117: thats hott!
citygirl0117: gone gay?
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: If you ever feel in doubt
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safeL You have a place in my heart, baby.
citygirl0117: lol
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
citygirl0117: ur a douche
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what?
citygirl0117: awww... are you not getting any attention this week, lol?
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot?
citygirl0117: pffft... have you never tasted a virgin?
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Now I'd like to be sperm you, we know so many have tried. But no one can get on for a ride.
citygirl0117: you think you have a chance with me eh?
citygirl0117: youve had many chances, lol
citygirl0117: and like oh yeah, im not talking to you remember
citygirl0117: lol
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: I want to simply make sure there's no virgins at all in chat!
citygirl0117: dude im like seriously going to puke here
citygirl0117: maybe next time, lol
citygirl0117: dont make me hack another account of yours, Dean
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Dean is here?
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: STFU l-)
citygirl0117: i dont really care all that much to keep up with you at all Dean
citygirl0117: ur on ignore
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: I'm going to tell everyone that it never felt so good, felt so right, getting into that pushey, that was way too tight.
citygirl0117: Fuck off, Dean.

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will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: hi sherry
sherry.berry27: hi
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: I know you're with Mitch, and of course you know who I'm with, but you wanna have phone sex one last time?
sherry.berry27: ok
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: you first again?
sherry.berry27: no, you always leave after i get off
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: not this time
sherry.berry27: ok. you want me on cam right?
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: yeah, and put on that coyote jersey that i bought you. lay back on the bed like you did for kingvspades.
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: do all of your partners send you jerseys? you must have many duplicates as there are only 30 teams in the nhl
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: want to rub one out for me in your new darcy tucker avs jersey im sending you?
sherry.berry27: Fuck off, Dean.

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lllxxx_queen_of_queens_xxxlll: so how many ID's do you have Dean?
silent_faccidity: 1
lllxxx_queen_of_queens_xxxlll: lmao me too
silent_faccidity: more like 1000, Danielle
lllxxx_queen_of_queens_xxxlll: fuck off Dean

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20 comments:

Anonymous said...

ROFLMFAO!!!!

Anonymous said...

An maraot mong gibo mabuelto man sa imo. [Bkl.]

meaning-

The evil that you do will come back to you.

Anonymous said...

Bill was out playing golf, when he sliced his shot off into a patch of buttercups.

Rather disgusted with himself, he went in search of his ball.

After finding it, Bill was ready to hit the ball back on the fairway when he heard a voice say "please don't hurt my buttercups".

Startled, Bill looked around to find the source of the voice to no avail.

Again the man prepared to hit his golf ball and again he heard the voice say "please don't hurt my buttercups."

This time when Bill looked to find the source of the voice, he saw a small leprechan standing by him. "Dean, is that you?"

The little man spoke to Bill and said, "Please sonner, if you will kindly pick up your ball and throw it up onto the fairway instead of hitting it with your club, I will reward you with a lifetime supply of butter."

Bill thought about the offer for a minute then replied, "That's a fine offer, but I have but one question for you. if I bring my buddy Ryan with me next time, and he slices his ball into the pussywillows, will you set him up with a lifetime supply of pussy?

Anonymous said...

Bill and Ryan were playing golf when Bill pulled out a cigar. He didn't have a lighter, so he asked Ryan if he had one. Ryan reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12-inch Bic lighter.

Wow! said Bill, Where did you get that monster lighter?

I got it from my genie, Bill.

STFU you don't have a genie, Ryan.

Yes, right here in my golf bag, son.

Could I see him, Ryan.

So Ryan opens his golf bag and out pops a genie. Bill asks the genie, that since he's a good friend of Ryan's, if he would grant him one wish?

'Yes I will'' the genie replies.

Bill asks the genie for a million bucks.

The genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves Bill standing there, waiting for his million bucks.

Suddenly, the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard.

Bill tells Ryan that, 'I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!'

Ryan answers,'I forgot to tell you, Bill that the genie is hard of hearing, so speak loud and clear.

Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch Bic, Bill?

Anonymous said...

It's not 12 inches baby, but you know i still love you.

Anonymous said...

How big is it Banall?

Anonymous said...

I was with my blogger bf for a few months. I wanted to marry him. Lately he doesn't know how he feels about me.
It is killing me inside wondering if he will want to be with me or just say good bye.
What can I do to make it easier to get over him?
I am sick of crying everynight praying he will want to be with me.
I can't talk to him about it because he doesn't want to talk to me really. I saw him 4 days ago online, and everything seemed fine and then I haven't talked to him since.
My heart cant keep taking the off and on.
Please help me Sherry tho I know you hate me. You have experience with many chat bfs and breakups.

What can I do to make this pain go away?

Anonymous said...

thats not dean you idot l-) thats jerzzy

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

I've found the love of my chat life. I've found the girl I want to chat with for the rest of my life. I've found the girl I will remain loyal to and will never phone cheat on her. I've found the ONE. Brittany, I love you with all of my chat and phone heart. Please never phone or chat cheat on me. Mwah!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

hastingsgirl: brittany ur a really sad person u have to come into a chatroom to beg people to view ur webcam fuckking nasty bitchh

Anonymous said...

tml and hastingsgirl newest nhl1 chat couple :X
Jill is history.

Anonymous said...

you guys crack me up rofl

Anonymous said...

The correspondence between verian and nashville was pure gold.lol

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

brittany_my_pushey_daemon: l-)ittl-) esquirt
clevelandsportsfan38: >:D<
brittany_my_pushey_daemon: =))
brittany_my_pushey_daemon: don't make me son you!
brittany_my_pushey_daemon: sonners do not hug
clevelandsportsfan38: l-)l-)
brittany_my_pushey_daemon: l-)
clevelandsportsfan38: that wont bother me l-)
clevelandsportsfan38: ill son back
clevelandsportsfan38: oh teh big sonner got quiet all of a sudden
clevelandsportsfan38: l-)
brittany_my_pushey_daemon: lol you wont son me back
brittany_my_pushey_daemon: l-)
brittany_my_pushey_daemon: sorry i was talking to a chick who loves my huge wiener
clevelandsportsfan38: try me l-)
brittany_my_pushey_daemon: squirt i know you want me but you can't have me
clevelandsportsfan38: i dont want you
brittany_my_pushey_daemon: lol
brittany_my_pushey_daemon: every woman does
brittany_my_pushey_daemon: fact
clevelandsportsfan38: who would want an inch worm weiner l-)
brittany_my_pushey_daemon: =))
brittany_my_pushey_daemon: baby i'm over 8 inches and thick!
brittany_my_pushey_daemon: don't drool too much =))
clevelandsportsfan38: prove it
brittany_my_pushey_daemon: prove it :))
brittany_my_pushey_daemon: sonners do not lie
brittany_my_pushey_daemon: it's against everything we stand for
clevelandsportsfan38: ya sure :p
brittany_my_pushey_daemon: :p
brittany_my_pushey_daemon: sonners are honest
clevelandsportsfan38: bullshit
brittany_my_pushey_daemon: now show your tits or gtfo l-)
clevelandsportsfan38: show me your weiner or gtfo l-)
brittany_my_pushey_daemon: =))

brittany_my_pushey_daemon: where the fuck is brittany l-)
clevelandsportsfan38: who?
brittany_my_pushey_daemon: that fat chick that sperms anyone and everyone =))
brittany_my_pushey_daemon: she's my piece 'o pushey this week l-)
clevelandsportsfan38: sure did get quiet
brittany_my_pushey_daemon: you are masturbating thinking about me that's why
brittany_my_pushey_daemon: =))
clevelandsportsfan38: yes i am =))
clevelandsportsfan38: wanna call me?
brittany_my_pushey_daemon: sure since brittany is probably banging some other chatter anyway l-)