So tell us chat girls, which male chatters are letting you down by not getting it up.
Erection problems are common and can often be solved with self care. By definition, an erection problem is difficulty in raising or maintaining an erection capable of intercourse.
I have heard many a chat women complain about male chatters being selfish in the past. Is it by choice, or can they just not perform? Are male chatters faking orgasms as often as women these days?
Erection problems are often caused by stress at work, tension in relationships, depression, fatigue, lack of privacy, physical injury, alcohol, or side effects of medications. I'm thinking there is only one guy in chat that can get it up on a regular basis based on the above mentioned problems... but mentioning his name would only embarrass him.
Most of you probably know who it is anyway. ;)
So I ask... which male chatter isn't overly stressed?
"Rent is due, car payment is late." "I'm driving without automobile insurance and wondering what would happen if I got pulled over." "Why can't I find a job?" "My girlfriend just broke up with me." "My wife wants a bigger house." "My fiance wants me to kick mom out of the apartment so we can be alone." And what male chatter doesn't drink while in chat?
The above causes are generally temporary and will usually resolve with home treatment. Other, less reversible causes include diabetes, a long history of smoking, nerve damage, and vascular disease.
Those few have legitimate explanations.
The rest of you only have excuses.
The ease of sustaining erections generally decreases with age. However, with the right foreplay and environment, there is no age limit to the ability of healthy men to have erections.
Just ask Jocko and Deb, Zr22k and Justine, Vicesandhabits and Sherry, Mitch and Sherry, Wildbp and Sherry.
Prevention
Most erection problems can be prevented or resolved by taking a more relaxed approach to lovemaking and watching for possible side effects from medications or illnesses.
Home Treatment
Rule out medications first. Many drugs, especially blood pressure medicines, water pills, and mood-altering drugs, have side effects that can cause erection problems. Ask your physician or pharmacist to check your medications for possible effects on sexual function, or look it up yourself.
Avoid alcohol and smoking, which make erection problems even worse. If you smoke or use other tobacco products, consider getting help to quit.
Cope with stress. Tension in your life can distract you and make getting erections difficult. Regular physical activity and other stress-relieving activities may help ease tension.
Employment and 30 minutes on a treadmill 4x a week will work wonders for you.
Take time for more foreplay. Let your partner know that you would enjoy some stroking. Slow down, then slow down some more, then once hard... she can ride you into the sunset.
Make sure you're ready. If you have recently experienced a loss or change in a relationship, you may not yet be emotionally ready for erections. Generally, your stress will subside and your erection problem will disappear over time. Do what you can to relax.
Ask Buff_Lincoln, Jimmy_Cinderella, Verian, NHL_Journalist and other Sonners why it is important not to get emotionally attached. Less stress in their lives = coming/cumming through like a stallion each and every time.
Find out if you can have erections at other times. If you can have an erection during solo masturbation or on awakening, the problem is probably stress-related or may be caused by an emotional problem.
When to Call Your Physician
If you think that a medication may be causing the problem.
If you are unable to have an erection at all, or think that your problem may be a physical one.
If you have other symptoms such as urinary problems, pain in the lower abdomen or lower back, or fever.
If your symptoms are related to a recent injury.
When to Call Your Neighborhood Blogger
If you think you need 'better' medication such as erection-producing medications or injections.
If you are in need of a vacuum device.
If you are in need of a penile implant.
If you need one of the better looking chat girls to help you get it up.
Getting all the facts and thinking about your own and your partner's needs and values and speaking with the blogger will help you make a wise decision about treatment for erection problems.
Working together can get us all laid.
Yes, Hotshotschamp, even you.
Monday, July 28, 2008
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lsme :|
LAME :|
When my 12 incher speaks, blogger listens. Don't make me break out the cam and win yet another cock-off.
Wow........I never knew I had such a cult following among the sonners. TY to all of you 3 inch peckered still living in moms basement while you struggle at your fast food service job losers!!! As ripstic has repeatedly stated..."all of us fast food bitches make the economy turn!!" As always, I invite any of you limp dicked, sheep shagging, short bus riding homos to a cockoff on cam. To be judged by women of course. REAL women. Not the fake named hussies that dean and bill dream up to try to see me on cam. C'mon bill.....some of those nics are so lame. If youre a homo just admit it. Its obvious that Nashy knows youre only half a man. LOL. Think no one knows of your temper tantrums bill? You fucking faggot!!
There are no real women on the internet, just scared little girls hiding behind empty bravado
I agree. Just fakers and wannabees
ryan and bill tagteam me every night, they don't need a lift that's for sure. hehe
Oh, I think Ryan DOES need a lift. A tummy lift. A buttock lift. A lift off the couch so he doesnt soil his pants while watching re-runs of MacGyver. A lift downtown to the welfare office. A lift to the supermarket to exchange his food stamps for pork rinds. And most certainly a lift to his spirits as god knows the LA Kings wont supply it for him. LMAO
cake =))
seriously bill, dump your real life girlfriend and bring your ass back to chat. your chat whores miss you.
btw rumor has it cuda and preds chat divorce is final. reconcilliation attempts failed.
cuda going back to fucking his real wife (ie his Alpaca)
did someone say Shelby?
I could go for some phone sex with an ugly married woman with fake pics but a hot voice. roflmao
ovechkin > crosby
FACT!
antiwhy is the blogger! FACT!
I AM THE BLOGGER YOU FAGGITS! L-)
Cuda fears the sonners and myself. FACT!
Northerncutie is my next victim, YEAH!
Correction: Cuda owns sonners! Cuda's 12 inch man monster proves that fact!
I had been with Allie for about three weeks. She was a really nice girl, and I enjoyed being with her, but there wasn't a ton of passion.
Most everyone we knew in chat had gotten engaged, and though Allie would have accepted in a second, whenever she brought it up, I'd change the subject.
I took a trip to New Mexico for "work", and while I was gone, I got together with a co-chatter to whom I'd always been insanely attracted.
I had a fantastic "trip", probably because for the first time in a long time I experienced that excitement I'd been missing.
I broke up with Allie soon after I "returned home", and began dating the girl whom I met on my "trip".
Even though I'm not super proud of my actions, things ended up for the best.
After dating for a few days, the girl from chat (my trip)and I got cyber-married, and we're incredibly happy together.
Sorry cudafag, Predsfan is all mine.
stfu bill and go blow up your date faggot.
I'd love to visit Jew Mexico and bang chatters.
Bill is the blogger? What a revelation! Loser! My favorite thing about this little fact is that the biggest loser in chat is the one making social commentary.
WTF? I retire from chat and apparently I'm missing all the good stuff. That's just not right boys. Where was that entertainment when I was still around?
Thank heavens for the blog! LMFAO!
And would whoever keeps using my name please restrain from making negative comments unless they are about Todd...lol
Love,
Me
P.S.: Bill - PM me!
I am not the blogger, you idiots.
Ask not2 who the blogger is. ;)
sonya, allie, sherry, tina, catherine, dani, laura, jill, christina, ann, kathy, mary christine, debbie, trishzilla, tasha, ine, tanya, erin and tara...girls, i love you with all of my heart, i really do >:D< I hope one day we can all be married and live together in one of my huge manshuns. orgies :">
Bill, pm me too!
=))
verian i have dibs on sonya and tina [-x
wildbp? is the catherine u r speaking of also known as betsy? lmfao
wildbp? is the catherine u r speaking of also known as betsy? lmfao
i thought predsfan was real life sperming mike chevy? heard she's in love
Attention K-Mart shoppers and chat scrap of the world. Wildbp is NOT the blogger! Land_of_the_Shire is the blogger!
Fact!
predsfan has fallen in and out of love 3x this month. l-)
we all know predsfan and todd are destined to be together.
Nashy is mine. Back off boys.
Like Bill, Todd, and Mike92 have a chance.
preds is mine you coon faggits l-)
stfu antiwhy l-).
when you shoot 11 over par at the Thunder Road Miniature Golf course you don't win a prize like Nashy.
Your prize is Hastings girl. l-)
lol at antiwhy reaching for his zipper when a golfer yells "four".
4 inches isnt bad, if you are nine.
That explains why anti will not join in on cam offs.
When my 12 incher speaks, antiwhy listens.
where oh where has the blogger gone, oh where oh where can he be?
Rumour has it he's back to sperming citygirl0117, sherry berry, and Ine.
Allie back to sperming Dean!
new blog sir!
chop! chop!
Rumor has it a NHL chatter told his online girlfriend if he wouldnt forgive her he would overdose on pills while clutching his picture in his hands
its really hard to tell who the man and woman of the relationship with one looking grizzley and the other being a closeted bitch
huh?
Are you talking about my chat gf and I anonymous?
I'll come to Oregon and kick your ass if you don't stop talking shit.
i have pics of sherry berrys pushey hole taken by the Hubble telescope.
like space - it seems to go on and on forever.
LOL at you anonymous. Read your comment again about forgiveness and pill popping and tell me if there isn't something wrong with it. STFU and stick to reading the blog, not commmenting on it you ignorant bitch.
When did fire_rescue Darren move to Oregon? Or maybe it is Meg. Maybe it is Jockoredwing53 dumbing it down to avoid exposure. hmmmm
Jocko, when are you coming to Michigan to sperm my grey bush?
Give Life A Chance Now.
In a few minutes while sitting at my comp, starting with no more than your name and address, I can find what you do for a living, the names and ages of your spouse and children, what kind of car you drive, the value of your house, and how much you pay in taxes on it. From what I learn about your job, your house, and the demographics of your neighborhood, I can make a good guess at your income and on and on and on...
I will expose you Oregon chatter.
I have mad hacking skills. Skills that not even Oz can relate to.
lololol at Oregon veiwing the blog 9 times in one day. Make that 10, they just logged in again.
Creepy isn't in Oregon how Paul and I know your every move. lololol
I see you're looking for extra security http://www.the-cloak.com/Cloaked/%20cfg=32/https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4539514886053430260&postID=4480625945743925012&page=1
Good luck!
BTW Oregon, don't think I didn't see you googling my girl Mary_Christine. Find anything interesting?
dum dum
All of this has only lead me to believe i've hurt someones feeligns with my baseless and inflammatory rhettoric. Please delete my post. I was told this was the planned parent hood dumbsters of internet blogs, you know a place where you could get away with any sort of bloldface lies with out anyone taking it on the chin. I see someone got upset, and i'm sorry.
Also, it only takes a few moments of researching this blogs history to figure out a few random names to through out to add to the freeding frenzy of script kiddies researching linsk of websites previously viwed before coming to the website
as land_of_the_shire once said,
"huh?"
WTF anonymous, you have hurt no ones feelings. What is hurting though is my head, from trying to read your comments.
No apology is necessary.
I have no control of deleting posts. Sorry.
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