What male NHL:1 chatters need a lift?

So tell us chat girls, which male chatters are letting you down by not getting it up.

Erection problems are common and can often be solved with self care. By definition, an erection problem is difficulty in raising or maintaining an erection capable of intercourse.

I have heard many a chat women complain about male chatters being selfish in the past. Is it by choice, or can they just not perform? Are male chatters faking orgasms as often as women these days?

Erection problems are often caused by stress at work, tension in relationships, depression, fatigue, lack of privacy, physical injury, alcohol, or side effects of medications. I'm thinking there is only one guy in chat that can get it up on a regular basis based on the above mentioned problems... but mentioning his name would only embarrass him.

Most of you probably know who it is anyway. ;)

So I ask... which male chatter isn't overly stressed?

"Rent is due, car payment is late." "I'm driving without automobile insurance and wondering what would happen if I got pulled over." "Why can't I find a job?" "My girlfriend just broke up with me." "My wife wants a bigger house." "My fiance wants me to kick mom out of the apartment so we can be alone." And what male chatter doesn't drink while in chat?

The above causes are generally temporary and will usually resolve with home treatment. Other, less reversible causes include diabetes, a long history of smoking, nerve damage, and vascular disease.

Those few have legitimate explanations.

The rest of you only have excuses.

The ease of sustaining erections generally decreases with age. However, with the right foreplay and environment, there is no age limit to the ability of healthy men to have erections.

Just ask Jocko and Deb, Zr22k and Justine, Vicesandhabits and Sherry, Mitch and Sherry, Wildbp and Sherry.

Prevention
Most erection problems can be prevented or resolved by taking a more relaxed approach to lovemaking and watching for possible side effects from medications or illnesses.

Home Treatment
Rule out medications first. Many drugs, especially blood pressure medicines, water pills, and mood-altering drugs, have side effects that can cause erection problems. Ask your physician or pharmacist to check your medications for possible effects on sexual function, or look it up yourself.

Avoid alcohol and smoking, which make erection problems even worse. If you smoke or use other tobacco products, consider getting help to quit.

Cope with stress. Tension in your life can distract you and make getting erections difficult. Regular physical activity and other stress-relieving activities may help ease tension.

Employment and 30 minutes on a treadmill 4x a week will work wonders for you.

Take time for more foreplay. Let your partner know that you would enjoy some stroking. Slow down, then slow down some more, then once hard... she can ride you into the sunset.

Make sure you're ready. If you have recently experienced a loss or change in a relationship, you may not yet be emotionally ready for erections. Generally, your stress will subside and your erection problem will disappear over time. Do what you can to relax.

Ask Buff_Lincoln, Jimmy_Cinderella, Verian, NHL_Journalist and other Sonners why it is important not to get emotionally attached. Less stress in their lives = coming/cumming through like a stallion each and every time.

Find out if you can have erections at other times. If you can have an erection during solo masturbation or on awakening, the problem is probably stress-related or may be caused by an emotional problem.

When to Call Your Physician
If you think that a medication may be causing the problem.
If you are unable to have an erection at all, or think that your problem may be a physical one.
If you have other symptoms such as urinary problems, pain in the lower abdomen or lower back, or fever.
If your symptoms are related to a recent injury.

When to Call Your Neighborhood Blogger
If you think you need 'better' medication such as erection-producing medications or injections.
If you are in need of a vacuum device.
If you are in need of a penile implant.
If you need one of the better looking chat girls to help you get it up.

Getting all the facts and thinking about your own and your partner's needs and values and speaking with the blogger will help you make a wise decision about treatment for erection problems.

Working together can get us all laid.

Yes, Hotshotschamp, even you.

Horrorscopes for NHL:1 Chatters...

Each morning... prior to a shit, shower, shave or breakfast even... NHL:1 chatters like to check on a two things. No, it isn't their kids, or their significant other... and no again, it isn't the Stock Market or their bank statements.

The first thing chatters check on when they awaken is of course The 'Ciding Light. They need to see if anything new and exciting has been written about them and or their chat mates. The second thing they check up on is their horoscopes. But with so many choices, which horoscope should they believe in? The search for an accurate 2008 horoscope forecast continues, and that is where I come in.

Most chatters of NHL:1 allow horoscopes, crystal balls, and psychic hot lines to dictate their daily routine. I thought maybe they could possibly 'kill two birds with one stone' and read both the blog and Horrorscopes for NHL:1 Chatters on one site.

I hope to provide a forecast that pleases most chatters and gives some hope to the rest of the readers.

All in all, the Horrorscope for NHL:1 will provide answers (or my opinion) to chatters questions, but remember... it's your choice only whether you believe it or not. I don't want Yahoo and Google holding me responsible for your breakdown. ;)

So here goes...

Aries: Aries is the sign of leadership, control and domination. Sonning and sperming will be the only two things you will want to do this week and you may try to do them both at the same time on the last day of the month... July 31st. This does not make for sweet loving unless you're a Klingon, Praying Mantis or a chat ho.

Taurus: Your ability to communicate this week will be about as understood as the profession of an Alpaca breeder. So in other words... you won't be understood at all. Try to keep talking to yourself because at least you'll be understood that way. Remember... therapy is your friend.

Gemini: Sorry Gemini... you get the shit end of the stick again. This week money sucks, love sucks, life sucks. But look on the bright side, at least you have a roof over your head... the ceiling of NHL:1 chat. August will be a whole lot better, I mean how much worse can it really get, right?
Your desire for more money will never come true unless you get off your ass and do something.

Cancer: It's finally time for something good to happen to Cancer. And that means romance... fact! Starting August 1st, you will find love, but of course it will happen where you least expect it. Will it be within NHL:1 or in the real world? Only you know... but if i were a gambling individual...

Leo: Leo is the sexiest sign of the Zodiac, and this week you will be even sexier than normal. A change in residence will bring you closer to the one you love and increase romance. Which chat room other than NHL:1 will you be living in this week? Make yourself a cup of coffee, sit down and enjoy surfing the Internet.

Virgo: Love is in the air, or is it?! 'Scrap of NHL:1 are kind of slutty to begin with, and if they're on the rebound they're easier to lay than shag carpet! Don't start anything you are not able to get out of in a week. There is no reason to initiate a relationship or sperming session just to prove you can. Well a sperming session is okay.

Libra: You're in the zone this week! The Twilight Zone, that is. Life is what you make of it and why you choose to make yours a chat-lifer is beyond me. A change of scenery is in need for you. Money will be so stagnant this month you may have to turn tricks in chat to support your smoking habit.

Sagittarius: Yahoo is about to take over your life... so please chat responsibly. The answer you've been searching for lies right in front of your face, though it's difficult to make out with all that cheesecake in the way. Do not expect an increase in pay this week. The only increase you will see this week is in your waistline. Time for a diet or your lover will dump you for somebody who is actually attractive.

Capricorn: I foresee a great number of failures, setbacks and letdowns in your future, but then again, anyone from NHL:1 could have told you that... or probably already has. For the love of all that is good, get rid of your mullet. Stop living in the 80's.

Aquarius: Most Aquarius' will be ending bad relationships this month... but which chat hos to dump will be tough. Your luck will be increased by a member of the opposite sex with a limp who will change your life but drink your moonshine. Extra work will come your way also, and no, I don't mean horizontal work, Pervert! Stick to one lover this week.

Pisces: Love is on the horizon so stop your whining! Although you may be frustrated at trying to find a new chat love, stay focused and eventually the Instant Messages you have sent around NHL:1 will do their trick. The words 'short', 'fat' and 'bald' are about to come into your life. This could be one of many chatters that fit this description from within NHL:1 that responds to you soon. Keep your fingers crossed, but your legs wide open.

Try this website below just for fun.

When answering the questions try be honest about who you really are and see what/who comes up for you. If you are not satisfied, then you can use the information you provide on your profile of your false identities.

http://www.love-predictions.com/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=zodiacsigns&utm_campaign=lovepredictions&gclid=CInDkpKY45QCFSQqagodd00RQw
Oh yes, just one more thing...

Contrary to popular belief, I am not online nor in chat 24/7... so a daily update is not always possible. My apologies to those of you who rely so much on this blog each and everyday.

No more hate mail, or comments please!

LOL!!!

So I'm watching television the other night... the Discovery Channel to be exact... and I'm viewing a show that I have only heard about, but never personally tuned in for.

The Deadliest Catch is a documentary-style reality television series that documents the events aboard fishing boats in the Bering Sea. The show is named Deadliest Catch because the crew of these boats are at a high risk of injury or death.

The series follows eight to ten crab fishing boats and their crews throughout two of the dangerous crab fishing seasons, the October king crab and the January opilio crab. The show emphasizes the very real danger to the crew on the decks of these boats and with each episode has a focus on a story or situation that occurs on one or more boats with side stories on the backgrounds and particular activities of one or two crew members.

The fleet's captains are featured prominently throughout the episodes... highlighting their camaraderie with their fellow captains and relationships with their crew... as well as their competitive nature against the other boats in the fleet regarding the hunt for crab throughout the fishing grounds.

So anyway... I'm about ten minutes into the Deadliest Catch and I must agree that this job is as they say... quite dangerous. But after seeing the 'dangers' involved on these vessels... I got to thinking... I know of an even more dangerous profession... chat room player... or shall we say chat room spermer.

Once I touch base with buff_lincoln, verian_my_spider_daemon and jimmy_cinderella, I'll get their opinion on maybe producing a show of our own.

I'm thinking this show should be called...THE DEADLIEST SNATCH.

The Deadliest Catch has a creator in Thom Beers. The CRU would need someone to step up and fill this position for their show. Any suggestions? I know who my choice would be.

The narrator for the Deadliest Catch is Mike Rowe. The CRU, since they are generally silent, and 'type their shit' will need to fill this position as well. I'm thinking since Steve (gartner22ny) is well loved by all the ladies, or at least his voice is... should be considered for the narrator of THE DEADLIEST SNATCH. What do you think?

The opening theme for the U.S. TV airing of the Deadliest Catch is "Wanted Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi. Now taking our title of the THE DEADLIEST SNATCH into consideration, the CRU will need to come up with a title song for their show. Any ideas?


In the Deadliest Catch, a two person camera crew lives on each boat profiled. They use handheld cameras to shoot most of the series. Additional footage is provided by four stationary cameras that are permanently mounted around the ship and are constantly recording.


In THE DEADLIEST SNATCH the CRU will need a two person camera crew as well. Preferably two males who would not blow their load at the sight of a naked woman. I'm thinking the two homosexuals in Dak and Hotshotschamp would be best for this.

And again... in the Deadliest Catch, remember that they utilize eight to ten crab fishing boats. In the show the CRU hopes to put together... THE DEADLIEST SNATCH, the CRU will need to find eight to ten crab infested pusheyholes. These positions should be the easiest to fill.

I'm thinking the CRU could get the below to partake in this venture...

1. Justine (lotusblossom604)
2. Shortybynature_mandi
3. Ine (foxy_the_first)
4. Sherry_berry27
5. Rachel (hastingsgirl)
6. Mary (mary_christine21)
7. Trisha (costergirl16)
8. Veronica (bels_belfour)

If the above choose not to participate we have the below that qualify as well...

9. Jill (boltsgirlvl4)
10. Lindsay (butter_cup0)
11. Tracy (northerncutie08)
12. Sonya (nashvillepredsfan)
13. Debbie (berrybusygirl)
14. Cerah (hockeymom935)
15. Katie (canucks_girl44)
16. Allie (sharks1419)

I'm sure I am missing a few names. ;)

According to the pilot episode of the Deadliest Catch, the death rate during the main crab seasons averages out to nearly one fisherman per week, while the injury rate for crews on most crab boats in the fleet is nearly 100% due to the severe weather conditions (frigid gales, rogue waves, ice formations on and around the boat) and the danger of working with such heavy machinery on a constantly rolling boat deck.

Alaskan king crab fishing reported over 300 fatalities per 100,000 as of 2008, with over 80% of those deaths caused by drowning or hypothermia.

On THE DEADLIEST SNATCH we hope to take the necessary precautions so we do not lose a single male chatter to disease. Just enter at your own risk. ;)

Don't worry girls, the guys will get theirs.

If the CRU can get THE DEADLIEST SNATCH off the ground with any success, I'm sure they will be able to get their next series going soon thereafter.

I'm thinking for the guys we can go with DIRTY KNOBS. A spin off from the Dirty Jobs series, also a Discovery Channel TV show and hosted by Mike Rowe.

For this I'm already thinking of names such as...

1. Jim (zr22k)... anyone that sticks it to danabomb and lotusblossum is in.

2. Ryan (antiwhy)

3. Jeremy (kottonmouth02)

4. Mark (kingvspades)

5. Paul (jerzzzey)

6. Bill (wildbp)

7. James (hoffa75ca)

And many many more. ;)

Come on CRU, I'm leaving it up to you to put it together.