When Paul is away, Mary will play... in MLB:1

lol at Mary wishing she could see Holdren make love to a warm microwaved bagel. Problem is, Mary is afraid Paul may get upset. LOL at may!!!


lol at Mary telling Holdren she has inserted a carrot in her pussy because Paul asked her to. She claims a banana wouldn't fit, plus it was too squishy to put in. She thought of Pauls cock being the carrot. For his sake I hope she inserted the thicker end of the carrot and not the tip. LOL!!!


bethanydyan11: a banana/
bethanydyan11: ???
bethanydyan11: you gotta go for the ones that are still green


Holdren playing country love songs for Mary... LOL!!! Mary asking Holdren to play some Buck Owens.


ryanman25: marry you like to have sex
mary_christine21: i love to have sex
mike_fetters_is_the_man: do you prefer cyber sex or cam sex?
mike_fetters_is_the_man: mary
mary_christine21: nope
mary_christine21: protestant
ryanman25: you like giving head mary
flyers_mashunit: mary you're bi polar
flyers_mashunit: how about a cubian
mary_christine21: cubian???????

mike_fetters_is_the_man: what happens in internet relationships, when by some divine reason someone in an internet relationship actually gets a real chance to get laid...do they say "no, sorry. i'm dating someone from a chat room that i have never met"?


mary_christine21: maybe i will maybe i won't
bethanydyan11: no mike....you have sex if given the chance unless the internet relationship is a real relationship as wel
aaron_chorpening_iowa: shut up mary u slut
aaron_chorpening_iowa: mary and i fone boned a cple times i admit
ryanman25: mary do you like to masterbate
mary_christine21: sure
ryanman25: douche your pussy shave your mustache
ryanman25: mary you wana slep with me


greeneyednomad: stop cussing mary
wyzerd0505: dumb cunt
mary_christine21: IM TRYING
mary_christine21: cheese has sexy font
mary_christine21: cheese you look sexy when you type
mary_christine21: when you talk you just look retarded
flyers_mashunit: mary you're retarded all the time
aaron_chorpening_iowa: mary shut up
wyzerd0505: mary

ryanman25: mary you wana ride me hard
mary_christine21: maybe later
ryanman25: mary shut the hell up hoor
stevem2838: shes a whore ryan not hoor
boilermaker81982: indeed Steve
aaron_chorpening_iowa: marys a moron
aaron_chorpening_iowa: mary shut up broad
mary_christine21: lol at me wanting all the guys dicks


lmao at Mary telling the room she has no job and is living off of her income tax refund. Mary telling the room she would like to have 3 kids, but would be happy with 2. Paul may not be responsible enough to take care of 3 kids. So if she has a boy and a girl, 2 kids will do.

jimmyboy30: MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB LMAO AND A LITTLE CUBAN COCK ALSO

lol at jeff_horner calling Mary for phone sex and the next day calling her a cunt and slut.


greeneyednomad: lol u gave him ur number
mary_christine21: i did
mary_christine21: but not for phone sex
jimmyboy30: MARY GO AWAY
mary_christine21: FUKC YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
stevem2838: Let's go Mary lol
mary_christine21: *devil smiley*

jimmyboy30: MARY SHUT UP
stevem2838: keep talking Mary almost there lol.
jimmyboy30: MARY IS A TRANNEY
mary_christine21: I LOVE DUMB AND DUMBER!!!!!!
mary_christine21: Paul and Michael
mary_christine21: digital underground sex packets
wyzerd0505: yes mary
jimmyboy30: MARY JUST NEDS TO GET LAID
ashleygurl17ia: mary is telling someone they are talking to much

mary_christine21: its the ice cream i had
mary_christine21: too much sugar
mary_christine21: got me acting CRAZY
jimmyboy30: MARY NEEDS TO GET LAID
mary_christine21: IF YOU'RE THE PRES. THEN GET HIM THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU PUSSY
mary_christine21: get bulldawg and andyrew the fuck out


Mary trying to work out side deals if someone boots bulldawg and andyre out of the room. Some of deals being sexual favors of some sort.


jimmyboy30: MARY WANTS SEX
badboybulldawg: mary christine... talk shit one more time!!!! i dare u!
mary_christine21: fuck you bulldawg
mary_christine21: i will fuck you up


lol at Mary saying that everyone in the room at one point or another has tried to cyber her.


Mary sharing pictures with the boys of the room, especially zetzuu, the room pimp.

Mary admitting in the room the she is loving the attention she is getting tonight. Guess someone living in NJ is not giving her enough. LOL!!!


greeneyednomad: mary wants ur nuts badboy
jimmyboy30: LOOKING AT MARY YOU WANNA BARF
jimmyboy30: MARY IS A CALL GIRL


Mary constantly yelling at the mic telling people to shut up. That is when they're not talking to her or about her. WTF?


neversaidanything: mary ls a call grl? wanna come over, whore?
badboybulldawg: mary!!!!!!! u tried me for no reason!
mary_christine21: tried you?
mary_christine21: hahhaha]]
mary_christine21: i was being nice to you
jimmyboy30: MARY GET WELFARE AND CALL GIRL CASH


Mary telling the room her b-day is coming up and is expecting gifts from everyone. =))

neversaidanything: mary - eat cocks u whore
jimmyboy30: MARY WANT TO PLAY WITH MY BAT AND BALLS
mary_christine21: not now
glycerine1030: me and mary got into a political discussion the other day
glycerine1030: shes pretty ignorant
mary_christine21: you're the one voting for obama
mary_christine21: who the fuck are you calling ignorant


Holdren asking Mary on the mic if he can stick is cock down her throat. LOL!!! She never said yes. :( She never said no, either. =))


ashleygurl17ia: maggs welcome to mary:1


LOL at ashleygurl renaming the room, because Mary won't let anyone else talk or speak their mind.

greeneyednomad: mary is amy whinehouse
ashleygurl17ia: mary looks like a less cracked headed amy winehouse
mary_christine21: look at my make up
mary_christine21: its flawless
badboybulldawg: i'll do sum cream makeup!

Mary playing Puff the Magic Dragon on mic, saying it's her favorite song of all time. Why am I not surprised? Dope fiend. l-)

jimmyboy30: MARY LIKES TO SUCK THE DRAGON
badboybulldawg: mary, take ur hairy black pussy elsewhere
mary_christine21: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?


Paul must learn how to satisfy his girl if he wants to keep her. There are some men that have caught Mary's eye, and she seems to enjoy their companionship.


5:30 AM, I wish I could stay longer... things seem to be getting juicy between badboybulldawg and Mary. But unlike Mary, I have a business to tend to. I can't survive off of my income tax return as she does.


Paul, sorry to say your name didn't come up often. LOL!!! Mary did tell the room that you were once the king of NHL:1 and now everyone hates you because they're jealous of you.


LMAO!!!