Chatters seem to believe the internet is full of millions of lonely, socially inept dweebs desperately masturbating with other lonely, socially inept dweebs pretending to be porn stars.
Having recently tried to find good cybersex myself, I see why it's taking them so long. LOL!!! J/K.
"Where has all the good cyber gone?" "How do I find someone to have cybersex with?"
I seem to see these questions thrown about in chat rooms quite often. My answer to those that ask me is of course... "NHL:1 is the place to go!"
What people don't realize is that it's hard to find good sex online if you're a woman, and hard to find sex at all if you're a man.
If you're not willing to make the investment of 30 minutes in NHL:1, then go to a cam site and pay to play instead.
I've been telling chatters from other rooms to come by NHL:1 and visit for some flirting and possible orgasm sharing. Lord knows we can use some fresh meat... both male and female.
If one is male and is looking for and easy 'cyber' look up one of the following:
Nashvillepredsfan - Dana
Northerncutie08 - Tracy
Berrybusygirl - Debbie
Steelerschik - Leesa
Hockeytard - Lindsay
Fischer.Brittany - Brittany
Mary_Christine21 - Mary
Not2visible_31 - Tasha
Citygirl0117 - Tina
Boltsgirlvl4 - Jill
Shortybynature - Mandi
Sherry_Berry27 - Sherry
If one is female, from what I've heard... any of the following males will do.
Cudaguy - Ross
Tml_fan_4_life - Chris
Phaneuf_is_god - Todd
Muchobulls - John
Booman2k0 - Chris
Flyereddie48 - Eddie
Talker_a_talker - Jon
Hotshotschamp - Chris
lllxxx_king_of_kings_lllxxx - Oz
Vicesandhabits - Jimmy
Hovy_kovy - Dave
Wildbp - Bill
It's true that cybersex is not for everybody, and it can be emotionally dangerous even if you're not in a committed offline relationship and risking infidelity. Did I mention that most of the above ARE in a committed relationship?
Some cyber partners from NHL:1 ended up leaving the virtual space to get married from what I have heard... but more on that later. My suggestion, hit it and quit it... and click the 'X' as soon as possible.
Anyway... some helpful hints... for both men and women.
1. Before becoming involved in any kind of cybersex please make sure your spouse, boyfriend, kids, etc. are out of the room at the time.
2. For men, before you begin, please check that your modem protector is on, along with the splash guard for your keyboard.
3. For women, no matter what you are truly wearing, such as, sweat pants, sweat shirt, torn bathrobe, slippers, t-shirt with stains on the front, bloomer underwear that could cover a car or be used for a parachute, always tell your potential cyber partner you are wearing a thong, garter belt with black stockings, and your best wonderbra.
4. If the cyber begins to get very hot please refrain from straddling your monitor, there are many potential emergency room stories to be told if you get overly excited, not to mention the many years of therapy to get you to let go and not continue this sordid affair with your 15" screen.
5. If the cyber is not going well, please let the other person know in the best way you can. It is not very polite to tell them that you are doing your nails, have just made up your grocery list for the next month, shingled the house, pulled out one of your wisdom teeth because you were bored, would rather read the instructions on how to set the time on your VCR, checked your fridge to make sure the light still works when you open the door, and last but not least, stuck your tongue to an ice cube tray to stop the monotony.
6. When it really starts getting hot and heavy, please check your spelling before you send that embarrassing typo, i.e., oh baby, let me suck on those beautiful beasts of yours. I just love your hot, wet posse. Oh baby, you have such a big coke. Thats it baby, show me that beautiful clint, and the proverbial oh fork me hard!
7. Once both cyberpartners have been satisfied, or faked satisfaction, at least say thank you. Thank you can mean, thank God its over, or THANK YOU because you truly had a wonderful time.
8. If it was a truly bad experience, do not feel pressured into ever having cybersex with this person again.
9. Last but not least, remember that cybersex will not make you go blind, unless you keep all the lights out in the house while having it, watching the screen in the dark does make your eyes burn. Realize that you may be addicted if your real life partner walks by naked and you'd rather be typing with one hand and still trying to keep a steady rhythm going. Sex can be just as nice with a partner you know. And just for variety, when your right hand gets tired, try dating your left hand for something different.
Until your next hot session....cyber on my friends!
Oh The Drama
...another NHL:1 chatter bites the dust...
- ... Oh the Drama
- Please, call me BAT-MAN. I come from a land down under. Where beer does flow and men chunder. Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover."
21 comments:
rofl i have never cybered with any woman in nhl:1 lol i gotta admit i laugh at the blog makes for some good entertainment
sure you havent talker =)) i for a fact have cybered with you. hehehe
lol, i thought that was dot loop commenting. Vero here. saying i have in fact cybered Todd. Not the best, but worth the dime it cost me to dial :)
Thank god i didnt make the list, last thing i need is another 50 ppl pming me.
If you are ever going to cyber with bels_belfour be forewarned that her ass is the size of the state she lives in, Texas.
Legend goes that she once had a chatter from New York fly down to see her, and he just showed up at the store she worked at. Upon seeing the size of her ass he promptly returned to the east coast after realizing how many burritos he was going to have to buy her at dinner to keep her filled up.
Anyone who has cybered coster needs their head examined. If any of you chatters ever encounter a chick with a blowspout and/or harpoon.....be afraid. Be very afraid. Mind you Todd is an Indian, so it was likely right up his alley!! Have any of you ever seen a skinny Indian over the age of 25? Didnt think so!! They usually pop out a papoose around age 15. Get chubbier by 20, and are full blown hawgs by 25. Past 28 or so they are fully dependant on the welfare tit and vehemently opposed to anyhthing remotely concerning the white man (other than his money of course). But god love all you losers who love the fat broads!! They are like mopeds. Fun to fart around with but dont let your buddies see you riding one!! In conclusion, I guess what Im getting at, is that Phaneuf loves the fat chicks, because it reminds him of his home life on the Reserve. Good to see our taxpayer coin paying for countless tonage of indian girth!! God love you Todd. And your ever expanding waistline!
you forgot outovcontrol as one of the top cyberers! the best russia has got to offer! =)) =))
lmao at Mounta_00 posing as Phaneuf_is_a_goof.
does your wife know you spend half your life in chat rooms talking shit about her? is there a significant other? based on your hours logged in under fake ids my guess is no? =))
Jeremy exposed as the bloggers fave visitor who keeps the blog alive with his numerous comments. he may even be the blogger commenting on his own posts. lmao
Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that TML_fan_4_life is much funnier now than under his cck id? Im thinking that during his hiatus from chat he was out out getting schooled in the art of sonning =)) by two of torontos finest.... banallleafshomers and sherry_berry27 haha. TML may have even scored some pushey.... nm.... this is TML we're speaking of. LMFAO
TML has my vote for comeback chatter of the year =))
some Roses are red,
some ladybugs have dots,
the hockey room smells like poop,
it's because of you, hots
Hey Cuda-
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I'm free tonight, how about you?
Rose's are red,
Violet's are blue,
Daisy's lips are pinkish,
and hovy_kovys balls are blue
Roses are Red,
violets are blue
get a restraining order
if you think im stalking you.
that was for you eddie not talker =))
lol I would never give TML any pusheyhole. my pushey is for one man only, right antiemployment uh i mean antifitness uh i mean anticleanrecord, uh i mean antipar on the mini golf course hehehehe
love u rye-un
Rumour has it that Paul left Mary for Jill.
Rumour has it that Mary left Paul for Thornton.
Rumour has it that Thornton left his mom and is on his way to California to buy Mary a new car.
Rumour has it that Mary is driving her new car to Winnipeg to see Todd.
Rumour has it that Todd is on his way to Texas to feed Vero.
Rumour has it that Vero is on her way to Flin Flon to see Eddie.
Rumour has it that Eddie is on his way to California to see Allie.
Rumour has it that Allie is on her way to Arizona to see Dean.
Rumour has it that Dean is on his way to New York to see Linda.
Rumor has it that Linda is on her way to Minnesota to see Hots.
Rumour has it that Hots is on his way to Michigan to see Tina.
Rumour has it that Tina is on her way to North Carolina to see Bill.
Rumour has it that Bill is on his way to Toronto to see Sherry.
Rumour has it that Sherry is on her way to Kansas to see Jeremy.
Rumour has it that Jeremy is on his way to Vancouver to see Tasha.
Rumour has it that Tasha is on her way to California to see Jon.
Rumour has it that Jon is in the process of cloning himself to visit 28 chat hos worldwide in the next 48 hours.
Rumour has it that Tammy was on her way to Sioux Falls to see Ryan.
Rumour has it that Ryan is on his way to see his parole officer.
Rumour has it Brent was rolling into Sioux Falls to comfort Tammy until Ryans release.
Rumour has it that Trish is on her way to see Hoffa.
Rumour has it that Hoffa ran from Trish, again.
Rumour has it that aka_rockin is on her way to NHL:1 under yet another fake ID.
Rumour has it that Nashvillepredsfan is on her way to Canada to see Cudaguy.
Rumour has it that Cudaguy will be at a gay bar stripping for loose change.
Rumour has it that costergirl has a hairy snatch.
Roses are red,
some are white,
I only give love to Five,
each and every night.
Rumour has it that five is still trying to charge Sherry money for playing in his keeper league.
Violets are blue
and roses are red
Rumour has it that
Todd gives good head
Hey anonymous? You were left one out of the rumour mill. Rumour has it Tracy is on her way to see Jack, and not the neanderthal (youdontknowjack) but rather Jack Daniels and Yukon Jack.
lol @ jill writing that , you sonners make me laugh , gotta admit that sometimes you are very creative , lol lessons in the art of sonning lol
Sorry Chris that would be Jack as in Jocko, ya baby. And where's the action I'm getting that ranks me second?
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