In a perfect world... the right person for you would come strolling along your path. Your eyes would meet, you would date, and after a sperm session or two, a wedding would take place with you and your chosen one, with many wonderful children to follow.
However, what was just described above is not a regular or likely occurrence. LOL!!!
Sometimes, instead of eyes meeting across a beautiful field, a library, or grocery store... you meet in rather unlikely places. For example... dozens of people are building relationships online each day.
Would you like me to tell you why chat rooms are the best way to meet a person?
Back in the day of 'dating', men and women would go after each other based on appearance. Once they got through the looks... they would have to get through the first date and after that... depending on the individual... sex.
There is a reason the divorce rate in North America is over 50% if not higher. People used to get together for the wrong reasons and now they’re divorcing and moving on to find someone else.
Can you guess where they are heading? That is right, you guessed it... NHL:1 chat!
Once you have 'spermed' someone based on looks and the looks go away, what is left? You better hope you learned to love the person for who they are or you are in trouble. LOL!!!
Most might think that you have to sacrifice finding an attractive person while searching online, but you would be surprised.
Some of the most intelligent, HOT people are bantering away in our TRUE chat rooms right now.
When you chat with someone online, you don’t have to worry about anything but what is in their brain... right? You get to build a relationship based first on friendship, intelligence, and what you have in common, rather than looks alone... right?
If you want to go further, you can send him or her your picture (preferably real) or see theirs before you decide to do so. After that, you can even give them your number and move on to voice chat and an occasional sperm session.
So... with that said... how many of you are 'sperming' ugly people for all the right reasons?
How many of you are 'sperming' those HOT partners for all the wrong reasons?
Oh The Drama
...another NHL:1 chatter bites the dust...
- ... Oh the Drama
- Please, call me BAT-MAN. I come from a land down under. Where beer does flow and men chunder. Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover."
27 comments:
blogger, i'm a little sad that you left me out of the polls! Not even running for hottest chat girl? I know the guys tease me but at least give me a shot! hahaha
katie,
hottest chat girl ? LOL!!!!!!
you look like a hybrid mutation of big bird and nicole bass =))
if the sonners need a power forward at their next charity basketball event, i'm sure they'll give you a buzz l-)
gary_gaietti exposed as rip. l-). Go deep-fry anoter burrito and don't forget your hairnet l-)
=))
lol @ hotshotschump not knowing how to spell gaetti =)) =)) =)) =)) only ONE I faggit =))
another wannabe exposed on the 'ciding light =))
lol @ kt thinking that was rip and not her one-time cyber lover hots =))
Nachos!
the only sperming hotshot gets is his father sperming him up the bunghole. Major League Faggit!
who cares about this shit! What I was wondering was why so many candidates were missing from biggest chat loser? what the fuck!Booman, Rip, Cuda, Paul, Pavel, Bradshaw ALL MISSING. what the fuck!
The real blogger is not in the poll.
i'm thinking the same thing, anonymous.
the real blogger doesnt list themselves l-)
So many missing from ALL the polls!
nah, blogger is more clever than that. they'd stick themselves in there once in a while to evade suspicion...
Paul, thornton and linduh in a cam cockoff l-) forever frantic wins!
How many times can people vote for themselves? Oz winning a fight to the death? WTF? MC hottest chick? WTF?
citygirl logging into the blog every hour to see if anyone has voted for her and wildbp as best couple =))
aka_rockin responsible for flooding the polls with her votes each hour l-)=))
wildbp surges ahead of talker and takes the lead with 18 hours left to go in the voting. this will be the second time he wins this poll =))
yeah 00...... my vote went to bp long ago.
five is the blogger fact!!
paul/mary gratest chat cupple
i by far have the hottest voice in chat! vote for me.
so the rumors are sir_cue_lay_ting.. did sherry and mitch tie the knot? =))
todd, jason, bill, jon, jimmy, jimmy, jocko, scott, brent, oz, and others near 'cide =)) and oh yeah, the bi-sexual women who held the 3somes with vices and her =))
dakilangmanok1: oz has no iq so im way ahead of him in that department
Dear customer "ripstic5021",
we're sorry to report to you that you must remove your profile on our dating website due to the fact that you're a cook. Plentyoffish.com prides itself on being a quality dating site for respectable singles, not employees of fast food restaurants. Thank you for your support.
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Sonned!!!!!!!!!! Jon's profile is so much sexier. Punjabi Power!!!!
If that's really rip, I'm shocked... His personality sure ruins his looks. LOL
Thats rip alright. That bitch supersized my fries for me when I visited pboro. Just think rip, only 6 more years of saving up on that McD's salary and youll have enough coin to go to sir sanford fleming to get that GED diploma so you can move out of moms house!!
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