Phone sperming is a safe form of sexual release, so long as your significant other(s) do not find out. Unfortunately not every NHL:1 chatter knows how to make it the best it can be. I'm going to give you a few tips about how to make this the best experience ever. If you're paying for it... STOP now! There are chatters in NHL:1, both male and female that put out for free.

First... make sure you know what you want or what your fantasy is before you call. It's a waste of time and money to call a chatter and just let that person on the other end decide what YOU like. Why leave your erotic experience up to someone else? There are some chatters that have experience and can usually lead you into something satisfying but what if what they like isn't exactly what you want?

Second... if you have a fantasy in mind, feel free to share it with the chatter of your choice. Let him/her know what you enjoy and find erotic. Nine times out of ten, they've heard it before. Do make sure that if you have a particular taboo fetish that you make sure the chatter you call caters to these fantasies. Not every chatter is taboo free. Some chatters will sometimes have limits on what they will talk so feel free to ask. Most will appreciate it and you won't be in for a shock when that certain chatter stops you cold after you cross their personal line.

Third... phone sex chatters are human beings. Most chatters will love it if you want to talk or at least say "thank you" or "bye" to him/her after you're done. It's not a requirement and understandably, some of you just want to "get off" and hang up. That's perfectly fine. But if you do want to make small talk or thank him/her for a good time, they'll appreciate it. It's rude, even in the phone sex world, to slam the phone down once you're done. Again, it's not a "must" but do keep in mind that phone sex chatters like to know they've shown you a good time, why not let them know?

Fourth... unless you have to due to location, don't be quiet and let the person on the other end do all of the talking unless you're solely into that. They like hearing you talk and they like hearing you get off. How are they to know you had fun and are finished if they can't hear you? Be loud, you can do it!

Fifth... don't feel embarrassed by your fetish or even the call itself. Like I said, they've heard it all before and it's not usual that you're going to have some kind of fetish that these phone sex chatters hasn't heard before. They talk to guys/girls every day and look at it this way, they can't see you or even know who you are, so have fun and enjoy yourself. No one is going to make you feel ashamed or embarrassed unless that's what you're into.

Sixth... don't waste your chatters' time by sending him/her instant messages or promising a call you'll never make just because you think it's cute. Their time is valuable, just like yours. Also, a phone sex chatter is a professional. You're not going to meet them in person and sweep them off their feet. They've heard it a million times before. Now granted, sometimes chatters have met in person and it's worked out but that's not the norm. Treat them special but don't make expectations of them they can't keep. It's not safe to meet someone you've only had phone sex with. So don't ask!

Seventh... don't assume that the phone sex chatter thinks of you as just a 'sperm session' and nothing more. Some chatters and their partners are good friends and think of each other as very close. This all depends on the phone sex chatter and the partner individually. Some phone sex chatters like to be professional in the fullest and don't want to know their partners. However, some really do enjoy getting to know the guy or girl they're talking to.

Eighth... above all else, just have fun! A lot of guys/girls call for 3 minutes, get off, and hang up. That's perfectly fine. If you're a person who likes to spend more time on the phone or wants to know how the phone sex chatter feels, perhaps these tips might help you out.

Based on what I've seen and heard in NHL:1... the below chatters will make it worth your dime, and time ;)...


Boltsgirlvl4 - Jill
TML_fan_4_life - Chris
Lotusblossom604- Justine
Flyereddie48 - Eddie
Fischer.Brittany - Brittany
Hotshotschamp - Chris
Berrybusygirl - Debbie
Hovy_dovy - Dave
Citygirl0117 - Tina
Antiwhy - Ryan
HockeyMom935 - Cerah
Wildbp - Bill
Forsygirl - Jenn
Sonners - all

If the below message you for a good time... RUN!

Dakilangmanok1
Nashvillepredsfan
Booman2k0
Northerncutie08
Oz_santwyck
Mary_christine21
Thornton_19_ca
Aka_rockin_canadian_girl

Dean is everywhere...

nashvillepredsfan: I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday
verian_my_spider_daemon: I never had a girl looking any better than you did in chat that night

verian_my_spider_daemon: And all the chatters in the room, they were wishing they were me, especially cudaguy
nashvillepredsfan: yeah i imagined our bodies being oh so close and tight that first night
nashvillepredsfan: how it felt so good, how it felt so right
verian_my_spider_daemon: don't ya hear my heart
verian_my_spider_daemon: I've been waiting so long for you to come along
verian_my_spider_daemon: and have some fun
verian_my_spider_daemon: And I gotta let you know you're never gonna regret it
verian_my_spider_daemon: So open up your legs I got a big surprise
verian_my_spider_daemon: *eyes
verian_my_spider_daemon: It'll feel alright
verian_my_spider_daemon: *be
nashvillepredsfan: well I wanna make your motor run

nashvillepredsfan: got to do what I can, and let Mother Nature do the rest
nashvillepredsfan: tell me you love me verian
verian_my_spider_daemon: Let me sleep on it girl
nashvillepredsfan: stop right there! I gotta know right now!
nashvillepredsfan: before we go any further, do you love me?
nashvillepredsfan: will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you never leave me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
verian_my_spider_daemon: Let me sleep on it baby
nashvillepredsfan: Will you take me away and will you make me your wife, boy?
verian_my_spider_daemon: baby let me sleep on it. Let me sleep on it, and I'll give you an answer in the morning GIRL!
nashvillepredsfan: I gotta know right now! Do you love me? Will you love me forever?
verian_my_spider_daemon: I swore that I would love you to the end of time
verian_my_spider_daemon: So now I'm praying for the end of time
verian_my_spider_daemon: because if I gotta spend another minute with you I don't think that... nevermind
verian_my_spider_daemon: I'll never break my promise or forget my vow. but God only knows what I can do right now, I'm praying for the end of time
verian_my_spider_daemon: It's all that I can do, praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you
nashvillepredsfan: fuck off, Dean

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buff_lincoln90210: hi allie
sharks1419: hi
buff_lincoln90210: I can't stop loving you
sharks1419: sorry I've made up my mind to live in memories of old lonesome times
buff_lincoln90210: I can't stop wanting you
sharks1419: it's useless to say
buff_lincoln90210: So I'll just live my life in dreams of yesterday??

buff_lincoln90210: Those happy hours that we once knew though long ago still make me blue
sharks1419: they say that time heels the broken heart
sharks1419: but time is stood still since we've been apart

sharks1419: it's useless to say so I'll just live my life in dreams of yesterday

buff_lincoln90210: Oh yeah, I've made up my mind
buff_lincoln90210: Made up my mind
buff_lincoln90210: So I'll just live my life, live my life, yeah, yeah, I can't stop loving you
buff_lincoln90210: No, I can't.

sharks1419: i was searching for someone to love me right
sharks1419: can you hear me when I cry late at night?
buff_lincoln90210: I'm the one you're looking for.
buff_lincoln90210: What you're searching for
sharks1419: fill your life with happiness elsewhere
sharks1419: Don't you look here no more

sharks1419: i never knew love could be so sweet
sharks1419: the joy you gave to me
buff_lincoln90210: I love you more than you'll ever know.

buff_lincoln90210: What you want I've got it! What you need, I'm the one with it!'
buff_lincoln90210: It's yours , if I'm the one you're looking for

sharks1419: Dean, you've made me so happy tonight
sharks1419: *Wipes the tears from my eyes*
sharks1419: dean?
sharks1419: hello?
buff_lincoln90210: arrrroooooooooooooooooo
sharks1419: fuck off dean

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jimmy_cinderella_man braddock: I am everything you want
jimmy_cinderella_man braddock: I am everything you need
foxy_the_first: well I am everything YOU want, and you want inside of me
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: lmao
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: indeed I do.
foxy_the_first: well come to me, with a gentle touch
foxy_the_first: with love so real, but not too much
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I won't need to get down on my knees again will I?
foxy_the_first: the love you gave before, was some way down south
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I became bored of you
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I had no choice but to lie to you.

foxy_the_first: you once gave me life
foxy_the_first: you gave me your heart, your shoulder when I needed to cry
foxy_the_first: you gave me hope when all my hope was gone
foxy_the_first: you gave me wings so my dreams could fly

jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: My love for you will live in my heart until eternity's through....
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I am who I am, Ine, thanks to you
foxy_the_first: iou gave me your word
foxy_the_first: and you gave me your voice
foxy_the_first: and your everything

jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: So what's the problem baby?
foxy_the_first: What's the problem? I don't know. Well maybe I'm in love
foxy_the_first: Think about it all the time
foxy_the_first: I think about it... Can't stop thinking 'bout it

jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: Get on cam
foxy_the_first: Hot temptations
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I wanna show you what I'd like to do
foxy_the_first: Sweet sensations
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: You sit back now, just relax now
foxy_the_first: gonna take it slow babe
foxy_the_first: Do it my way
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I'll take care of you

foxy_the_first: And now you're satisfied
foxy_the_first: Go to sleep for ten and anticipating, I will be waiting for you to wake again
foxy_the_first: Dean? you there?
foxy_the_first: ugh, Dean?
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I got what I wanted, goodnight.
foxy_the_first: I love you, Dean.
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: ***foxy_the_first will be ignored.
foxy_the_first: Fuck off, Dean.

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my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Hi Tina
citygirl0117: hi, lol
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: What's up, other than my cock?
citygirl0117: lol
citygirl: douche
citygirl0117: just tell me what you really want
citygirl0117: lol...
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: lmao, the same thing I've wanted for 8 years.
citygirl0117: allow me to guide you through my pleasure zone
citygirl0117: lol
citygirl0117: It's the ultimate seduction
citygirl0117: Sex is no longer taboo
citygirl0117: Rape the future ...Release the virgins!
ci!ygirl0117: is that what you want?
citygirl0117: lol
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: lmao, no. I wanted to play a game.
citygirl0117: thats hott!
citygirl0117: gone gay?
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: If you ever feel in doubt
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safeL You have a place in my heart, baby.
citygirl0117: lol
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
citygirl0117: ur a douche
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what?
citygirl0117: awww... are you not getting any attention this week, lol?
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot?
citygirl0117: pffft... have you never tasted a virgin?
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Now I'd like to be sperm you, we know so many have tried. But no one can get on for a ride.
citygirl0117: you think you have a chance with me eh?
citygirl0117: youve had many chances, lol
citygirl0117: and like oh yeah, im not talking to you remember
citygirl0117: lol
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: I want to simply make sure there's no virgins at all in chat!
citygirl0117: dude im like seriously going to puke here
citygirl0117: maybe next time, lol
citygirl0117: dont make me hack another account of yours, Dean
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Dean is here?
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: STFU l-)
citygirl0117: i dont really care all that much to keep up with you at all Dean
citygirl0117: ur on ignore
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: I'm going to tell everyone that it never felt so good, felt so right, getting into that pushey, that was way too tight.
citygirl0117: Fuck off, Dean.

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will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: hi sherry
sherry.berry27: hi
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: I know you're with Mitch, and of course you know who I'm with, but you wanna have phone sex one last time?
sherry.berry27: ok
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: you first again?
sherry.berry27: no, you always leave after i get off
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: not this time
sherry.berry27: ok. you want me on cam right?
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: yeah, and put on that coyote jersey that i bought you. lay back on the bed like you did for kingvspades.
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: do all of your partners send you jerseys? you must have many duplicates as there are only 30 teams in the nhl
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: want to rub one out for me in your new darcy tucker avs jersey im sending you?
sherry.berry27: Fuck off, Dean.

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lllxxx_queen_of_queens_xxxlll: so how many ID's do you have Dean?
silent_faccidity: 1
lllxxx_queen_of_queens_xxxlll: lmao me too
silent_faccidity: more like 1000, Danielle
lllxxx_queen_of_queens_xxxlll: fuck off Dean

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