lol at Mary wishing she could see Holdren make love to a warm microwaved bagel. Problem is, Mary is afraid Paul may get upset. LOL at may!!!
lol at Mary telling Holdren she has inserted a carrot in her pussy because Paul asked her to. She claims a banana wouldn't fit, plus it was too squishy to put in. She thought of Pauls cock being the carrot. For his sake I hope she inserted the thicker end of the carrot and not the tip. LOL!!!
bethanydyan11: a banana/
bethanydyan11: ???
bethanydyan11: you gotta go for the ones that are still green
Holdren playing country love songs for Mary... LOL!!! Mary asking Holdren to play some Buck Owens.
ryanman25: marry you like to have sex
mary_christine21: i love to have sex
mike_fetters_is_the_man: do you prefer cyber sex or cam sex?
mike_fetters_is_the_man: mary
mary_christine21: nope
mary_christine21: protestant
ryanman25: you like giving head mary
flyers_mashunit: mary you're bi polar
flyers_mashunit: how about a cubian
mary_christine21: cubian???????
mike_fetters_is_the_man: what happens in internet relationships, when by some divine reason someone in an internet relationship actually gets a real chance to get laid...do they say "no, sorry. i'm dating someone from a chat room that i have never met"?
mary_christine21: maybe i will maybe i won't
bethanydyan11: no mike....you have sex if given the chance unless the internet relationship is a real relationship as wel
aaron_chorpening_iowa: shut up mary u slut
aaron_chorpening_iowa: mary and i fone boned a cple times i admit
ryanman25: mary do you like to masterbate
mary_christine21: sure
ryanman25: douche your pussy shave your mustache
ryanman25: mary you wana slep with me
greeneyednomad: stop cussing mary
wyzerd0505: dumb cunt
mary_christine21: IM TRYING
mary_christine21: cheese has sexy font
mary_christine21: cheese you look sexy when you type
mary_christine21: when you talk you just look retarded
flyers_mashunit: mary you're retarded all the time
aaron_chorpening_iowa: mary shut up
wyzerd0505: mary
ryanman25: mary you wana ride me hard
mary_christine21: maybe later
ryanman25: mary shut the hell up hoor
stevem2838: shes a whore ryan not hoor
boilermaker81982: indeed Steve
aaron_chorpening_iowa: marys a moron
aaron_chorpening_iowa: mary shut up broad
mary_christine21: lol at me wanting all the guys dicks
lmao at Mary telling the room she has no job and is living off of her income tax refund. Mary telling the room she would like to have 3 kids, but would be happy with 2. Paul may not be responsible enough to take care of 3 kids. So if she has a boy and a girl, 2 kids will do.
jimmyboy30: MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB LMAO AND A LITTLE CUBAN COCK ALSO
lol at jeff_horner calling Mary for phone sex and the next day calling her a cunt and slut.
greeneyednomad: lol u gave him ur number
mary_christine21: i did
mary_christine21: but not for phone sex
jimmyboy30: MARY GO AWAY
mary_christine21: FUKC YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
stevem2838: Let's go Mary lol
mary_christine21: *devil smiley*
jimmyboy30: MARY SHUT UP
stevem2838: keep talking Mary almost there lol.
jimmyboy30: MARY IS A TRANNEY
mary_christine21: I LOVE DUMB AND DUMBER!!!!!!
mary_christine21: Paul and Michael
mary_christine21: digital underground sex packets
wyzerd0505: yes mary
jimmyboy30: MARY JUST NEDS TO GET LAID
ashleygurl17ia: mary is telling someone they are talking to much
mary_christine21: its the ice cream i had
mary_christine21: too much sugar
mary_christine21: got me acting CRAZY
jimmyboy30: MARY NEEDS TO GET LAID
mary_christine21: IF YOU'RE THE PRES. THEN GET HIM THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU PUSSY
mary_christine21: get bulldawg and andyrew the fuck out
Mary trying to work out side deals if someone boots bulldawg and andyre out of the room. Some of deals being sexual favors of some sort.
jimmyboy30: MARY WANTS SEX
badboybulldawg: mary christine... talk shit one more time!!!! i dare u!
mary_christine21: fuck you bulldawg
mary_christine21: i will fuck you up
lol at Mary saying that everyone in the room at one point or another has tried to cyber her.
Mary sharing pictures with the boys of the room, especially zetzuu, the room pimp.
Mary admitting in the room the she is loving the attention she is getting tonight. Guess someone living in NJ is not giving her enough. LOL!!!
greeneyednomad: mary wants ur nuts badboy
jimmyboy30: LOOKING AT MARY YOU WANNA BARF
jimmyboy30: MARY IS A CALL GIRL
Mary constantly yelling at the mic telling people to shut up. That is when they're not talking to her or about her. WTF?
neversaidanything: mary ls a call grl? wanna come over, whore?
badboybulldawg: mary!!!!!!! u tried me for no reason!
mary_christine21: tried you?
mary_christine21: hahhaha]]
mary_christine21: i was being nice to you
jimmyboy30: MARY GET WELFARE AND CALL GIRL CASH
Mary telling the room her b-day is coming up and is expecting gifts from everyone. =))
neversaidanything: mary - eat cocks u whore
jimmyboy30: MARY WANT TO PLAY WITH MY BAT AND BALLS
mary_christine21: not now
glycerine1030: me and mary got into a political discussion the other day
glycerine1030: shes pretty ignorant
mary_christine21: you're the one voting for obama
mary_christine21: who the fuck are you calling ignorant
Holdren asking Mary on the mic if he can stick is cock down her throat. LOL!!! She never said yes. :( She never said no, either. =))
ashleygurl17ia: maggs welcome to mary:1
LOL at ashleygurl renaming the room, because Mary won't let anyone else talk or speak their mind.
greeneyednomad: mary is amy whinehouse
ashleygurl17ia: mary looks like a less cracked headed amy winehouse
mary_christine21: look at my make up
mary_christine21: its flawless
badboybulldawg: i'll do sum cream makeup!
Mary playing Puff the Magic Dragon on mic, saying it's her favorite song of all time. Why am I not surprised? Dope fiend. l-)
jimmyboy30: MARY LIKES TO SUCK THE DRAGON
badboybulldawg: mary, take ur hairy black pussy elsewhere
mary_christine21: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?
Paul must learn how to satisfy his girl if he wants to keep her. There are some men that have caught Mary's eye, and she seems to enjoy their companionship.
5:30 AM, I wish I could stay longer... things seem to be getting juicy between badboybulldawg and Mary. But unlike Mary, I have a business to tend to. I can't survive off of my income tax return as she does.
Paul, sorry to say your name didn't come up often. LOL!!! Mary did tell the room that you were once the king of NHL:1 and now everyone hates you because they're jealous of you.
LMAO!!!
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lol at Paul ever being the king of NHL:1 and lol at anyone being jellus because he snagged some chicano slut from the barrio...the first king of NHL:1 was kingvspades, Paul was nothing more than king's top lackey.. since kingvspades departure, NHL:1 has been ruled by the Cru w an iron fist... FACTS!
LOL @ dean getting "hammered" by cuda in a cockoff on cam. Estimates put cudas cock at 8 inches, to match a "smoking hot body" acordding to nhl1 female voters. Seems to confirm what we all seemed to know already doesnt it. Sonners rushed to deans aid in a valiant attempt to shore up his ego, but to no avail. Dean has been branded with the title of TP (tiny pecker). Any sonner dumb enough to defend him is also likely a TP. lol
rofl @ that blog, i never read it but glad i read this one, mary transtine whored
lol @ you never read it... fuck outta here tml
you psychic or something
LOL @ the sonners being invisible since cuda's cockoff.
berry on cam showing her tits and clints for dean. what time does the world end ? I don't want to leave home w out my umbrella ella ella ella L-)
well well... rumor is satori and mary christine had a big argument... i wonder if it has to do with her being a slut in the mlb 1 room inviting one and all to view her slut pics! does this mean that the great online love is dead? does this mean satori will quit school and go back to his home away from known as nhl 1 chat? does this also mean that thornton will be back on mary like white on rice? sit in chat day in and day out like flyerfreddie and tml_fag_4_ever and the other chat scrap for answers l-)
Hm, was Paul ever the king of chat? Not in my recollection.. In fact, he was never the 'king of nhl:1'-- He was always the ass-kisser of anyone who could son his mother's cooking out of him, whether this was before or after the arrival of the sonners. Tell me, how can one be king if they're always on their knees either begging for mercy or sucking someone's dick?
Also, great rulers never turn half-retarded because of a woman, unless it was one worthy like Helen of Troy whose face launched a thousand ships... the only thing Marychristine could launch is Thornton's pocket-rocket, which isn't much, I'm afraid.
However, it wasn't blogger that labeled Paul as king; it was marychristine, and is therefore to be regarded as highly as anything Bradshaw screams over voice in one of his drunken rants.
Nice report, blogger, keep it up.
Hermes.
Cuda, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but your cock is much smaller than the Sonners'.
Official Cockoff winners:
1. phaneuf_is_god - Holy shit, what a wang! The man easily registers 11 1/2 inches on the cock-o-meter.
2. talker_a_talker - 10 3/4 inches, wow, that thing could almost fill me up. Almost.
3. wildbp - a gorgeous cock coming in 3rd with 10 1/4 inches. Jack Daniels tattoo on shaft is rather sexy.
4. five_4_fisting2002 - respectable 8 1/2 inches on the cock-o-meter, but not nearly enough wiener to satisfy my pusheyhole.
5 weatherwiener - a pathetic 3 3/8 on the cock-o-meter! Wiener, you need to grow a cock, faggit! I haven't had cock that small since I screwed Pavel!
Sonners, your cocks are amazing! I want all of you...again! Fill me up! Oh, fuck me!
Now where did I put that 2-litre bottle of Sprite???
LOL @ SONNERS HAVING ANYTHING VAGUELY RESEMBLING A HUGE COCK!! JUST STFU AND ADMIT IT. CUDA HAS A BIGGER COCK THAN ALL OF YOU COMBINED. FACT!!
hahahaha looks like the "cru" is falling apart before our very eyes! hemp_oil aka shotgun_rifle aka xl_five_lx is leaving the "crue" and not2nice_31 is to stand in lol...so who stands in for not2nice_31 and her infinite number of "sonner" names ????? looks like talker_a_talker will have to download another chat client =))=))
dakilangmanok1: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
nashvillepredsfan: Aight.
dakilangmanok1: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
nashvillepredsfan: I slip out of my pants, just for you
dakilangmanok1: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
nashvillepredsfan: Oh, I like to play dress up.
dakilangmanok1: Me too baby.
nashvillepredsfan: I kiss you softly on your chest.
dakilangmanok1: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
nashvillepredsfan: Hey...
dakilangmanok1: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
nashvillepredsfan: Funny I still don't see it.
dakilangmanok1: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness.
nashvillepredsfan: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
dakilangmanok1: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
dakilangmanok1: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
nashvillepredsfan: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
dakilangmanok1: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
dakilangmanok1: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
dakilangmanok1: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
dakilangmanok1: Baby?
LMAO^
ROFPIMP!!!!
So im chatting with an ex-girlfriend last night and we kinda lost track of time, so my apologies to my wife and other chat gf's if you are reading this.
We chatted about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together while sitting in NHL:1.
I couldn’t believe it when Sherry asked if I’d be interested in meeting up and possibly seeing if we had a little of that magic left in us. I told her I didnt think I could keep pace with her now.
See, I’m a bit older and a bit balder than when I last saw her. She just giggled and said she was sure I’d “rise” to the occasion. I said, Just so long as she didnt mind a man with a waistline that’s a few inches wider these as well.
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled, and said she had lost some hair and had put on a few pounds herself.
So I told her to fuck off.
Anyone know if Gigs is still banging that redneck Andy?
Phaneuf is god exposed as a liquor chugging, fat, unemployed lazy prarie nigger living on an indian reserve in manitoba!! fact!! No wonder he is always so bitter. As a taxpayer I have to say Im ashamed that our government has to prop up the likes of losers like you todd!! Go get an education (its free for indians), and get the fuck off the reserve and do something with your life. Stop blaming everyone else for your problems and do something for yourself. Free university dude!! And you just prefer to sit in chat all day getting fatter and drunker. What a fucking loser.
yawnnnn!
What happens first
A. Linda gets a job and moves out of her parents home
B. Tasha and Talker actually meet outside of a chat room
C. Weatherwiener stops being a faggit
D. Flyereddie bangs a woman who weighs less than 200 lbs
The Odds say none of the above.
While we're on the subject of goofs, who are the top 10 douchebags of NHL:1 chat, past or present?
A list would have to include some of the following:
Danabomb
Todd/Phaneuf_is_god
Five_for_fighting
Vicesandhabits
Kingvspades
Jasonmack and the whole zigs crew
wildirishrose88
julyladybug
zr22k
king of kings
gina
oscar
weatherwiener
oilersforlife
flyereddie
evangelion_unit_zero
jockoredwing
flyfishingfaggit
Feel free to add to the list to come up with a top 10
Upon further inspection we also have
costergirl
wonderthing
thornton_19_ca
ms_frantic
hastingsgirl
bels_belfour
billabob
tml
I've noticed a very sad trend amongst NHL1 participants. Grown adults still living at home and not getting laid.
You have Paul living with his mommy and looking to move out in 2062
Then there is Thornton who will never leave home.
Linda the cripple is going to be a burden for life to her parents
Citygirl isn't allowed to travel four blocks away from her home unless she gets permission from her mom.
Then you have a bum like Oz who might as well be sucking on his parents tits, since he hasn't made a dime in his life on his own.
While most of those mentioned by Phaneuf_is_a_goof were out working today for 6-8 hours, it looks like Phaneuf_is_a_goof was posting to the blog. =))
The first of 4 posts at 10:45 est. =))
The last of the 4 posts at 4:41 est. =))
Now there is 5 hours and 56 minutes of time well spent. =))
Must have been his or her day off. =))
May I add this phony to the list of goofs?
Top 10 easily. =))
LMAO at that.
Dani, we all know that you don't work in Newfieland, but just collect welfare and drink Screech. That's what all Newfies do, and is why the unemployment rate in the province is 98.3%. The only ones who work are at Tim Hortons.
Dear Sonners,
You are cordially invited to Cockoff2 which will be held in NHL:1 chat on Wednesday 10:0pm EST.
Cocks smaller than 8 inches need not attend.
Our judges will be Linda, Tasha, Tina, and Nashvillpredsfan, yes all virgins.
Participants, please register 30 minutes early.
Dean, do not bother attendind, unless you want another runner-up trophy.
Let's see which sonners are real men now. =))
how about coordinating a most swollen clit cam off cuda you faggit. lmao at you trying to see the cocks. lmao at you getting virgins to judge knowing they wont go after the cocks of the sonners you want so bad.
faggit l-) spend wednesday night with your wife and kids =))
phangoof... since more than 90% of nhl:1 are born losers, how about compiling a top 10 list of chatters w actual lives...you'll have to rack your brain but I'm sure it can be done =))
p.s. the list can't include sonners as we know they already constitute the room's elite and possess immeasurable wealth!
I have to admit I'm rather disappointed I didn't get included in the list of douchebags. :o(
Go Penguins!
boggler please tell me who you are!
top 10 sonners of all-time
1. jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock
2. baked_trout_sprinkled_w_lemon
3. mydogghasgass
4. buff_lincoln90210
5. pugnacious_sonner
6. shotgun_rifle
7. aziz_mustafa9
8. not2nice_31
9. sharkfan_in559
10. prophet_of_god
this list is open for debate, so if you feel I have omitted a deserving sonner, let's hear who he/she might be and discuss!!
talker_a_talker, briereyote, and lady_elaine would make the top 20 I believe!
LOL @ thinking I'm a sonner! No way ho-say! I can only dream of becoming a sonner one day. 8-> I wait for the day when a sonner takes me under his wing as an apprentice! Yeah!
Wildbp is much too cool to be included in the douchebag list. That is reserved for turkeys going nowhere in life (and Canucks fans)
As for not2nice being a sonner. First and foremost, women cannot be true sonners since they lack the proper equipment. Now if she went on the gas and started on a testosterone regimen and swelled up down below then she'd mitigate some possible consideration. Until that happens though, no dice for inclusion.
You guys are gay. fact.
Listen up. All the NHL:1 girls used poosay.
Holy fuck, Todd has alot of spare time on his hands. Posting as himself, as pahneuf is a goof, and as cudaguy must take up all the spare time you have sitting on the reserve chugging beer eh?
fuck off ross be4 i kick your ass again pussy
oh my god dak,rofl no wonder you have no gf, holy shit a wizard hat rofl
Duckdong is a faggit. Who the fuck wears white socks with Sandals?
Dak is a fruad who copied that chat log from ED.
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