English Agitator - Oz

In the English-speaking world, the term English Agitator first referred to men who were elected to present complaints of army soldiers, including the New Model Army of Oliver Cromwell during the English Civil War. They were also known as adjutators.

Today, NHL:1 has an English Agitator of its own in lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll. This English Agitator is mostly here to present complaints of Yahoo, Bots, and the CRU. Oz has insisted time and time again that he has been a major player of NHL:1 for years. I personally had not heard much of Oz until this past year. Oz, IF you were present back in the day, my apologies for having never noticed you or "accidentally" placing you on ignore. Today, it is nearly impossible to place anyone on ignore, as ID's change daily for most chatters.

Kudos to Oz for making NHL:1's top 25 male chatters in such a short period of time.

Oz is 1 of 4 chatters in the running for NHL:1 president. Of the 4, Oz has the least amount of experience. Jocko was President of Cannabis Club http://www.cannabis-club.com/, for god knows how many years. Paul was president of the Socom Pussy Posse for 2 years until marriages and lives broke that club up. Veronica was president of her 8th grade class, only because she called the INS and had her competitors and families deported back to Mexico.

Oz is currently trailing Jocko in the polls with 1 week of voting to go. I'm going to be campaigning for Oz for the next few days. Granted I'm not as powerful as an Oprah, but I feel I can help sway a few votes his way. This still may not be enough to get Oz over the hump, but will serve as great experience for future elections. I would one day also like to work with Oz in helping him attain a another goal of his. He would like to one day be president of the PTA when his daughter attends school. I know, most of you think this is impossible based on the parental skills he has shown over the past year or so.

Now look what you did, you got me started on another topic.

I find it preposterous that a parent... whether it be Oz or any other in NHL:1 that cannot take proper care of their chilren. Oz is not alone here. Nearly half the women of NHL:1 such as sweetiepierhian, hdunno, complicated_bella, iheartrupert, sherry_berry, skinny_chelle ( just to name a few) probably log more hours of chat looking for a father to their child, than being a mother to them. Let us not forget the dead beat dads of NHL:1 as I don't want the ladies of chat getting all pissy at me. Bradshaw is nothing but a drunk and spends more time with Miller, Bud, and Jack than he does with his daughter. Talker_a_Talker has burned more cell phone minutes in phone sex than anyone I have ever known, but probably only calls his daughter for her birthday and MAYBE an occasional holiday... as long as it's after 7pm and anytime minutes kick in. Sharkfan_n559 spends more time in and out of hospitals and institutions for OSS (Obsessive Sonning Syndrome) than he does with his 2 boys. The last time I spoke with Sharkfan, he couldn't even remember the name of his youngest. But this isn't about them today.

Oz has been known to use Barney and Big Bird as his babysitters on many occasions. Late nights, early mornings, mid-afternoon... doesn't matter, they're always available. Pop a movie into the VCR and off he goes into chat, leaving his daughter with a 1-gallon jug of milk, long straw and a sandwich bag filled with cheerios. One night he was still on mic while talking to someone on the phone and I heard him asking if that before they came over, they could stop and grab some milk, as the jug of which his daughter was drinking from had expired the day before. Truly sad. Oz speaks of a significant other, but one wonders where she is while Oz is throwing grenades, and scoring touchdowns online. I used to think that Oz had her working 3 jobs to make ends meet, but now I'm thinking, she is probably financially secure and chooses to work just to get out of the house.

There's nothing more frusturating to NHL:1 than listening to an infant cry, while dad is dropping F-bombs because someone has hurt his feelings. Poor girl is going to grow up cussing out her Uncle Paul and her Aunt Thornton at family reunions if things don't go her way, just as dad does nightly in chat. I bet she'll have mad sonning skills come her 7th birthday. It'll be great when the next generation of chat appears in NHL:1 and Oz's daughter takes on the children of today's chatters, or grandchildren for some.

Oz, with those millions stashed in Swiss bank accounts, or that $60,000 cash you have in the safe built into the wall behind your Sidney Crosby poster, why don't you hire a nanny? Of course I would prefer YOU spend time with your daughter, but until you want to change, and ask for my help, I don't think that's going to happen. Your girl needs to interact with humans, not cartoon characters. She is going to grow up thinking brontasaurus burgers and scooby snacks are real and is going to demand those in place of cheerios. She'll want Buzz soda in place of milk. She'll want Dora the Explora as her spanish teacher when she attends school. I think you get the point.

Wouldn't it be embarassing to you if your daughter, on her first day of preschool drew a purple dinosaur and placed... <<< daddy... next to it, or a large yellow bird and labeled it... <<< mommy? This will not score you any points if you're serious about one day becoming president of the PTA.

I guess if Jocko is elected President of NHL:1 and the PTA thing doesn't work out, we can get you some experience as President of NHL:3.

I'm here if you need me.

Next up... Jerzzzey!