One evening I'm sitting in NHL:1 and out of nowhere come insulting comments towards another chatter in the room. This wasn't your typical Ripstic5021 weak slurs, or the zr22K momma jokes of yesteryear. These degrading, derogatory, discourteous, disparaging, disrespectful, hurtful, insolent, and offensive comments were actually funny. In fact, they were more than funny, they were humorous, hilarious, amusing, facetious, waggish, sidesplitting, and uproarious to say the least.
Sonning started out as a 1-person solo act and grew steadily from there. Today... to some of you, it may seem like there are 100+ sonners hitting you 24/7. In actuality there are only a handful of true sonners, with 100+ wannabe's. These ambitious and aspiring young chatters are much adored by the CRU, but really must get their act together before attempting to annihilate the scatterbrains of the room. I have seen true sonners beat down a chatter in 10 minutes or less. Usually the "fakes" are put on ignore within minutes if laughs are not had. True sonners are never ignored. The true sonners have witty ID's. They don't use an ID of a current room member and alter it a tad to throw off the room. They have ID's for each season, each holiday.
I myself would like to become a sonner. They seem to get the most attention, the most respect, and of course the most beautiful men or women... not to mention all the photo's and cam invites of ANYone they want at the snap of a finger. Do remember that I am happily married and would never cheat on my spouse.
I feel that I have some of the qualifications to become one of the elite...
... I live an extravagant life
... I own 3 homes, 2 in the states and 1 in Europe
... I own 4 vehicles, including a limousine, and yes-
... I have a chauffeur
Not to mention that I am comical, with an above average vocabulary, and most importantly... I have a vast amount of information of most chatters of NHL:1.
What could hurt me...
... I don't own a yacht.
... I don't dine out each and every night
... I don't drink $500 bottles of wine with each meal
... I don't have a butler
Do any of you normal chatters have any idea who these sonners are? I have an idea who 2-3 may be but before I post my thoughts, I would like to hear yours.
Sonners of the world, when you read this, let me know what you think of the below. I want to leave with a few "sons" and I would appreciate honesty.
*as a kid mike92chevy would recieve 2 nickels a can of copenhagen and toothbrush under his pillow from the hillbilly toothfairy while sonners as kids were getting Kruggerrands and shares of Kodak stock under theirs =))
*shortybynature is a nature lover despite what nature has done to her =))
*cck2ca looks forward to April Fools Day the only day he's exempt from being sonned the other 364 days of the year he's free game =))
*When Ari_Freaking_Gold asked god for a "massive-cock" god thought he said "case-of caulk" prompting sherry_berry to say come do my bathtub not me =))
Okay, so I may need some work.
I won't give up my day job.
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19 comments:
mikechevy has held onto those nickels for a long time. i bet he has at least $2.35 put away for a rainy day
WTF sher i thought i was the 1 and only. BTW can you pay my rent next month? i owe you.
I'm thinking two of the sonners are Julyladybug16 and Lotusblossum.
Drama when will you reveal your thoughts of who they are?
There are many other aspects of sex, such as caring feelings between the sex partners, that play a more important role than penis size. Fortunately some of us men have all that a woman needs.
July and Lotus? :)) try again. and for this Blog, your shit is getting weaker by the day.
quite possible that it's not the size of the penis but the size of the p*ssy that women forget about. i say no way to a p*ssy tightening back up after delvering kids and being f*cked over and over again. some chicks couldnt feel stimulated if i put my left foot in, pulled my left out stuck my right foot in and shook it all about
Sounds to me like Oz is getting upset with the blogger! Your shit was weak from day one. It can't always be about you Oz. Fact 'Ciding has picked up more hits than your Instigator blog. LOL @ you.
Sonners = Weak fighters who don't have the skill to go one on one with the great one.
Ciding Light was born to son! yeah! =)) Those remarks would slam it out of the park in NHL:1! Fact! l-)
I meant to say Oh The Drama! Oh The Drama is a great sonner!
lemon!
yeah!
=))
ciding light you are correct! there are only 2-3 true sonners, the rest are all paying rent L-) living on section 8! L-)
=)) =))
baked! yeah! =))
lol@wanting to be a sonner l-) you people seriously have no lives
alison my dear, jealousy is not a positive trait. the sonners are funny and interesting people, perhaps if you put down the meth you'd have a personality of your own. seriously hun, get off the drugs and smile more life is too short. my daughter thought you were 35 years old when she saw you on cam hehe
sonners are the salt of the earth FACT!
Man i love them lemon names! Yeah!
And chat scrap are the scum of the earth. Fact! =))
does anyone remember oz getting sonned by one of jerry's kids? was he from mlb or just a random visitor? anyone remember his id because i would like to invite him in to take on oz 1 on 1 =))
That would be the man known simply as "rage"
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