An interesting song Not2visible suggested to Jockoredwing53 one night while in chat...
I listened to it and realized, wow, a song made for the men of NHL:1 chat.
http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/paisley-brad/online-22297.html
I work down at the Pizza Pit -----------------> Rich / Obi Wan
And I Drive an old Hyundai ------------------> Craig / Spliff
I still live with my mom and dad -------------> Jimmy / Alexovehkin9_2009
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight ------------------> Ryan / Antiwhy
I'm a scifi fanatic -----------------------------> Charlie / Irish Avs Fan
A mild asthmatic -----------------------------> Mike / Mike92chevy
And I've never been to second base ----------> Lou / Nhlphi
But there's whole 'nother me -----------------> Chris / Hotshotchamp
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace'
Cause online I'm out in Hollywood -------------> Joe / Joenaldiinho
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good -------------> Scott / Ripstic1616
I drive a Maserati -----------------------------> Todd / Ari_Freaking_Gold
I'm a black-belt in karate ---------------> Oz / lllxxx_king_of_Kings_xxxlll
And I love a good glass of wine -----------------> Bill / Land of the Shire
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious -----------> Jon / Talker_a_Talker
I tell them I don't want nothing serious'
Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time --------------> Jockoredwing53
I'm so much cooler online ----------------------> Jim / ZR22k
So much cooler online
When I get home I kiss my mom ---------------> Paul / Jerzzzey
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom ----> Michael / Thornton_19_Ca
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I've ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious'
Cause even on a slow dayI could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online
When you got my kind of stats ------------------------> Chris / CCK2ca
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend ------------------------------> Mitch / Five for fighting
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight ----> Dean / Briereyote
Every time I login
Online
I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
Yeah, I'll see ya online
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i think these songs are more appropriate for the following people as they suit their personalities better:
paul = "leader of the pack" by the Shangra-Las
tasha = "devil in disguise" by Elvis Presley
jon aka talker = "americanos" by Holly Johnson
chris aka hotshotchamp = "im a flirt (JERK)" by r kelly
joe = "i got high" by afroman
linda = "all the things she said" by Tatu
kate = "return to sender" by Elvis Presley
jimmy = "like a virgin" by Madonna
oz = "who let the dogs out" By the Baha Men
bill = "man in the mirror" by Michael Jackson
dean = "pretty fly for a white guy" by the offspring
vero = "it must have been love" by Roxette
katie = "shutup" by The BlackEyedPeas
Very nice anonymous! You know your music.
You forgot a couple:
Dana Priddy = Kaboom!!! (from the Hunt for Red October Soundtrack)
Thornton_19_ca = Come and Smash Me Said The Boy With The Magic Penis (Sonic Youth)
Citygirl0117 = Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goalpost of Life
(Bob Bennett)
hmmm maybe you are vices
Maybe I am teal.
Don't forget to vote!
oh_the_drama....
LOL@your song choice for me.. I've never heard of it before but its good song dude!....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XePepJvvcjY
yeehaw!! lol.. w00t!
although, I do find one that better suits me...
"Can't touch this" - MC Hammer
:)
I must say Linda is a real bitch who has no life.
citygirl0117 said...
oh_the_drama....
LOL@your song choice for me.. I've never heard of it before but its good song dude!....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XePepJvvcjY
yeehaw!! lol.. w00t!
although, I do find one that better suits me...
"Can't touch this" - MC Hammer
:)
September 26, 2007 11:49 AM
DONT WANNA TOUCH YOU LOL GREAT SONG TUNA!!!!!
Paul's song = Extraordinary Machine by Fiona Apple!
I think Paul your song is more like "i'm a loser Baby , so why don't you kill me"
Supper is ready honey come to the table now!
Mom you know i hate Tuna, anyway i'm gonna order some pizza give me 20 buxs?
anonymous has way too much time on his/her hands to sit there and think of songs for like 20 people from an online community...
Anonymous has way too much time on his/her hands to comment on" anonymous" sitting there and thinking of songs for like 20 people from an online community...
I fuked you mom in the anusrims then my dog spermed it all over you mouf then shitted on the flo and a niger sliped on it and got poop in they afro
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