All I want for XMAS is my nutsack to drop -Thornton

Seems like every year Thornton starts to make out his Xmas list earlier and earlier. And every December 26th we get to hear that high pitched voice of his that makes Not2Visible_31's voice sound like James Earl Jones'. I guess he figures if he gets his Xmas wish in even earlier this year, then he'll have a better shot at getting that much needed gift he so desperately seeks. Someone needs to tell him there is no Santa, or at least not a Santa that delivers sexual organs.

Thornton could just be a late bloomer... a slow developer. Puberty occurs in boys roughly from ages thirteen to sixteen. It is not something that happens overnight, but rather it is a process that occurs in stages and at different ages for different people. Thornton is, I believe, 27. I can see why he may be getting a little frustrated. The other night I thought I heard a slightly different tone of voice out of him. I hope that was a sign of puberty and not a sign of catching a cold. Why have so many younger males developed so much quicker than Thornton? The answer is in the hormones. Even in the womb, a male fetus contains small amounts of the "male" hormone—testosterone. Maybe some of the testosterone leaked out of him? Is that even possible? Is there a real doctor in the house?


I hope I don't embarrass anyone here. This is not my intention. I want to show Thornton the stages of development just in case he never gets to experience all 5 stages personally.

Stage One: (approximately between ages nine and twelve)
No visible signs of development occur, but, internally, male hormones become a lot more active.


Stage Two: (approximately between ages nine to fifteen)
Height will increase and the shape of the body will change. Muscle tissue and fat are developing at this time.


Stage Three: (approximately between ages eleven and sixteen)
The penis will finally start to grow during this stage. Muscle tissue increases and the voice will start to change and deepen.

Stage Four: (approximately eleven to seventeen)
At this time, the penis starts to grow in width, too. The testicles and scrotum are also continuing to grow.

Stage Five: (approximately fourteen to eighteen)
Boys will be reaching their full adult height. Pubic hair and the genitals will look like an adult man's would.

Okay, enough of that.

Thornton overall is a pretty good guy. The guys seem to enjoy his presence in the room (especially Jerzzzey) and the women just adore him (and his credit card) especially Mary_Christine. I have heard of Thornton buying gifts for the girls of the room, but whether that is true or not, I don't know. Seems like what is fact, is that he shelled out $7,000 to some girl in Florida to help pay her bills. I must have been in Europe during that time because I don't seem to have any information on her. I heard that when Jerzzzey was in Florida he gave her a hug from Thornton, and Jerzzzey made a move on her soon thereafter. Jerzzzey hugging her I can believe, nailing her I don't. $7,000 for a hug and a PM saying thank you... OMG... I think you paid a little too much Thornton. To my understanding Mary_Christine is receiving gifts on a regular basis... or at least each month when she enters the NHL:1 room. Thornton, aren't there any girls in your neck of the woods that you could wine and dine at a lesser cost? I mean it only makes sense to me. You're not getting any pussy from the out-of-the-country girls. You may as well pay less to locals to not get any.

I know of one girl you may be able to score on... well maybe two. Islesrgreat17 and jenn_loves_vanek are relatively easy. They're not too far out from you either. I mean if you're looking for chat girls, that would be my suggestion. I could talk to them for you if you'd like.

Okay, I need to run to the airport, flying into LA this evening to visit family.

I'm sorry to cut this short Thornton, there's so much more to talk about.

to be continued..............