Saturday, August 1, 2009

2 comments:

Poof said...

Looks like someone has shut down thecidinglight.
Google has swiped the bloggers ink.

youdontknowjack said...

An nhl:1 chatter wearing a mask and trenchcoat walks into a sperm bank with a gun one night. "Open the friggin safe," he yells to the guy behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the guy. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your friggin head off says cck2ca" The guy obliges and opens the safe door.

"Take one of the bottles and drink it." says cck2ca.

"But it's full of sperm" the guy replies nervously.

"Don't argue, says cck2ca. "just drink it." He prises off the cap and gulps it down.

"Take out another one and drink it too!" cck2ca demands. The guy drinks another one. Suddenly cck2ca pulls off the mask, unbrttons his trenchcoat and to the guys amazement it's his lover.......cck2ca.

"Not that friggin difficult is it?" cck2ca says. "Let's say you and I take 3 minutes and take care of business."