Saturday, August 1, 2009

48 comments:

Anonymous said...

lololol blogger done.

youdontknowjack said...

An nhl:1 chatter wearing a mask and trenchcoat walks into a sperm bank with a gun one night. "Open the friggin safe," he yells to the guy behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the guy. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your friggin head off says cck2ca" The guy obliges and opens the safe door.

"Take one of the bottles and drink it." says cck2ca.

"But it's full of sperm" the guy replies nervously.

"Don't argue, says cck2ca. "just drink it." He prises off the cap and gulps it down.

"Take out another one and drink it too!" cck2ca demands. The guy drinks another one. Suddenly cck2ca pulls off the mask, unbrttons his trenchcoat and to the guys amazement it's his lover.......cck2ca.

"Not that friggin difficult is it?" cck2ca says. "Let's say you and I take 3 minutes and take care of business."

antiwhy said...

maybe tml you can get inscarables_incorporated to take over hots' basesball team and then create you another id and take over talkers/not2visibles team. that would give you 3 teams to draw from and maybe win. you might be able to rape inscarables_incorporated in your baseball keeper like you do your hockey keeper. way to act with honesty and integrity as commish in your own leagues.

Anonymous said...

You were removed from the league because i don't want to be associated with someone with a slanderous blog,TALKER.
I am now 100% sure this is your blog. TALKER.
Now,I never want to see your blog utter ever again my name or I will contact a lawyer next..

Anonymous said...

also more proof that it's you TALKER is your stupid post using shadys name when you know we had a disagreement in the hockey league and using anti's name when you know he disputed the trade at first,and don't say this is Bill's blog because Bill hasn't logged into the group page for months and wouldn't know about the post by Ryan in the league,BUSTED

b-b-b-b-balls of b-b-b-blue said...

LMFAO @ TALKER. if not wildbp guilty of wrong doings, it's talker. =))=)) nice of my 2 boys taking all the heat for me in NHL:1 and here. speaking of NHL:1 get your lawyer(s) involved there too, you coward. think of booman2ko and the slander thrown his way by you and others. =))=)) cck2ca and ms galho closing down blogs and chat. lmmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
real big man ripping into a mentally chalenged individual like booman2ko. why don't you get your cowardly ass on mic for the room, lets see how much fun they make of your intellect and stuttering problem / speech impediment. loser. always easier to pick on the handicapped.

Anonymous said...

word is challenged LOL.
yeah I may dis that fucking idiot,but he deserves it with his racism and his bigotry.
Just shows your maturity by defending him l-)

not2nice_31 said...

word is diss LOL L-)

Even criminals don't assault the weak/handicapped - goes to show you're morally inferior to the lowest scumbags of our society.

P.S. Just because talker comments on the blog like you do, doesn't mean he's the blogger. You're commenting more than anyone right now - therefore, by default, you must be the blogger. L-) Great reasoning skills there, cck2ca. *Applauds*

I highly recommend you try using your own brain for logical reasoning and rationalizing, rather than relying on lotusbosom for misguidance. It's already been proven on more than one occasion that she's a compulsive liar. A married chat whore who has a plentyoffish profile, desperately trolling for online cock...now bitter because hotshotchamp exposed her for who she really is. Ironic that the two people who exposed that chat slut got kicked off your league, no?

Get off your gullible arse and do some fact-finding of your own - you'll soon discover who the real blogger is...gullible faggit ;)

Anonymous said...

Keep feeding the blogger info, you losers.

hotshotschamp said...

tsh rights!

us losing our teams has nothing to do with sonning lotusblossoms

cck just wants to be in first place so he kicked the top 2 teams off and everyone else in the league knows its!

some ppl will do anything to wins!

everyone also knows that inscarable_incorporated is also tml playing in his own league under two teams

if you the cheats! yeahs!

if you my sonned from chat tshs!

Anonymous said...

God you are absolutely pathetic. Inscarables is from BC,BC stands for British Columbia if you could not figure it out. Hots you never set your lineup and I asked you three times about not setting them but obviously it did not compute. so that is why you are out. I would not give a flying fuck if you or talker were in 20th place.I want nothing to do with either of you any longer . Talker endlessly lies and makes up fake convos and I have grown tired of the shenanigans.
hots,talker,not2,whoever. In the end I really do not care whose blog this is. . Instead of telling others to get a life, perhaps you should do the same.

hotshotschamp said...

Yeahs!

tshs / talkers

I the poor gm who never sets the rosters yet 1st or 2nd place since week 1. lol the deanbacks owning the twins this week talk a talks! getting ready to run away with the trophy!

bill hasnt viewed the league page or set the rosters! yeahs! doumits on dls long after hes activated! yeahs!
tml afraid of the bill!

jurrgens on the bench for weeks! lol

You the sure GMs that i was give the boots for not setting the roster or did the Justines promise you the job like betsy and katie.

lmfao

Anonymous said...

the blogger lives!

Anonymous said...

doumit not even on bills team ROFLl-)

timberwolves said...

Your right, mr. anonymous! it was the ianettas that the bills leaves on DLs from activation date of june 9, to june 23. not the doumits. two fucking weeks and the commish doesnt notice l-) or say anything l-). not sure of this is the commish posting, but it sure smells like toronto trash. could be the edbels, another toronto loser l-)
lets see. the bills leaves aramis ramirez on DL upon activation july 7 until july 27 =)) way to go commish cck2ca l-) 3 weeks no warning lmfao
be;tran percival tying up roster spots while ON dl for weeks before being move to DL. another catch by the commish NOT!
cck2ca proving that one cannot be around 24/7 to set rosters or babysit GMS!
so this proves that cck2ca drops the hts because the power of justines cyst infested pussy told him to =))
dont try to outsmart me faggits! =))
none of this matters because bill was never a threat to ccks team =))

ROF and L at that shit you moron.

Anonymous said...

i dont think cck is from toronto i think he is from newmarket, whose most famous resident was John Candy. cck probably as fat as him.

truck driving lou said...

cck2ca l-) formerly a newmarket saint AHL player before the team moved to newfieland l-) mommy wouldnt let him go that far so there went his career as an NHL goalie. he was successful with the saints as his john candy like body allowed nothing into the net

dick_sucking_sue (lou's sister) said...

hey cck2ca r we still on 4 2nite?

Fu Man_chu said...

How about you losers try reading a good book instead of reading the trash of this blog? Try Kurt Vonnegut's Slapstick...... (novel) (1976)

berrybusygirl said...

Be slow to anger-especially over petty issues. Anger is always more harmful than the insult that caused it.

Anonymous said...

where oh where has justine_galho gone?
oh where on where can she be?

my guess is on another "business" trip, definitely not with her kids. l-)

Anonymous said...

you are all a bunch of celebrative homosexuals, suck on my balls

Anonymous said...

the blogger is

Dakalaka

for sho

Anonymous said...

LOL @ the blogger posing as hots ,not the first time you have posted behind someones name as you have done that to many others including myself or I would have responded under my own name.
Hots wouldn't have known about slutty turkey as hots isn't in the hockey league nor does slutty turkey come into the NHL room.
but nice try blogger... l-)

Munchausen Syndrome said...

Just a handful of us chatters spend a lot of our time trying to proactively stay healthy. We read about preventative care. We eat right, sleep rigt. exercise, etc. etc. We get annual physicals and heave a sigh of relief when the good results come back. This leads me to a question - why on earth would anyone actually pretend to have a serious illness?

I think one of our loser chatters has a disorder - a mental condition whereby people fake an illness in order to gain attention. The payoff is usually tremendous for the people faking the illness. They get a sympathetic ear, constant attention, gifts from chat girls, cards, emails, blah blah.

An area where this syndrome is growing is the Internet. Support groups for people with hundreds of different diseases and conditions are easily accessible and the payoff is often just as good – and actual - as in real life. People have been sent checks, money orders, clothing and supplies, as well as endless on line hugs, emails, letters and attention.

No dummies are they! People who fake these illnesses are actually quite smart. They are well-read in the areas of their “conditions” and know how to talk the talk. They know how they should sound, feel and look. They use medical terms and go as far as to shave their heads and eyebrows to prove that they are receiving treatment. Even more disturbing – websites abound in helping people fake their diseases. This man i speak of in Toronto is not alone – instances of faking illness are common. A word of caution when speaking to individuals like this in chat who offer support to those undergoing treatment for illness: don’t assume everyone on-line is telling the truth. Guard your wallet, your emotions and your privacy.

Why edbel, why do you fake your disease?

Is it for the online hugs from the lady drunks and losers of chat?

Grow your hair and eyebrows back. Buy a new suit. Seek an interview. Get a job. Cut back to 8 hours a day in chat vs. the 18 you're currently logging in.

Anonymous said...

fucking low

Anonymous said...

wow, this blog has officially reached a new low, even when most thought that wasn't possible. Taking stabs at cancer now, hey? watch out for karma because it works in fucked up ways.

oh_the_drama_is_getting_sickening said...

Unbelievable, better hope your families don't end up with your bad karma.

All chatters beware! Apparently if you enter nhl1 and chat you're instantly an enemy with the blogger.

Grow the fuck up.

Anonymous said...

hotshotschamp: Re: can we get weekly updates on league fights?
Posted by: cck (Toronto Blue Jays)

hotshotschamp: Message ID: 98 Aug 5 1:06pm | Reply | Post | < Previous | Next >

hotshotschamp: LOL,won't be anymore,the real shit disturber is gone. TY
Post
Recent Messages
ID Date Time Message Author
98 8/5 1:06 pm hotshotschamp: Re: can we get weekly updates on league fights? cck (Toronto Blue Jays)
97 8/5 11:34 am can we get weekly updates on league fights? eddie T (PhiladelphiaPhillies)

Anonymous said...

there once was a chatter from Newmarket,

with erection but nowhere to park it,

so he pm'd his good friend Mitch,

said tonight baby your my bitch,

now open ur mouth it is my target

xl_five xl said...

awww cck2ca you missed my mouth.
but i took your load on my chin with a grin )

grammar_police said...

your L-)

Try "you're", anonymous faggit L-)




Grammar Police,

* to son and protect (proper spelling).

Anonymous said...

cck2ca there must be more to life than fantasy sports and viewing the blog 6-8 times a day. l-)

jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock said...

Where oh where have the Sonners gone? I miss my friends like Jocko misses the ganja, mon. Like cck misses jill's vagina. Like wildbp misses Boone's Farm, uh? Oh, come back to me, Sonners!

mydoghasgass said...

jimmy!

yeah!

Sonners reunion soon.

=)) how can one miss vagina if one has never had or seen vagina. =))

mall_cop said...

paul blart: What are you trained to do?
hotshotschamp: nothing
paul blart: Okay, next question. Tell me about yourself.
hotshotschamp: Let's see. I know a lot about chatters.
paul blart: Let me stop you right there.
hotshotschamp: do i get a gun with this job?
paul blart: the mind is the only weapon that doesn't need a holster.
hotshotschamp: if you hire me today, can i get tomorrow off?

paul blart: STFU, safety never takes a holiday or day off.

cclk2ac said...

So i'm in the restroom of timmy hortens today and some dude next to me pissin' says "you know whats funny, that when someone opens their mouth real wide it's round - round for one reason only."

i was like huh??? i dont get it.

cougar_bait_from_flin_flon said...

Here is my first instant message with deb......

flyereddie36: So, how old are you?
berrybusygirl_36: How old do you think I am?
flyereddie36: Well, how old do you think I am?
berrybusygirl_36: 42.
flyereddie36: Close. 41. So, seriously, how old are you?
berrybusygirl_36: Old enough to be your mother.
Fireman: Get the fuck out!
berrybusygirl_36: Would you like to come to my 60th birthday party in September?
flyereddie36: OMG! This is my BIGGEST FANTASY!

Well, now. I won't go any further because you can imagine that by this time my worm was primed again and ready to get back to work on one hot and wrinkled woman.

... Oh the Drama said...

I had a dream last night that there was a blog devoted to making fun of my blog.

I love that my unconscious brain thinks enough people read my blog to start a blog to make fun of it.

... Oh the Drama said...

BTW... LMAO at the cougar bait ID.

Hilarious.

Paul_Blart said...

hotshotschamp, if you don't show up to work tomorrow to guard the Mall of America then you're going to lose your job!

Rumor says that your life has been consumed with the lives of internet chatroom attendees instead of with work, and the security of Minnesota's finest mall is much more important than that.

Stay sharp or we take your flashlight away.

Sincerely,
Paul B. (no, not THAT Paulie B)

mc_ripstic said...

aint none of yo hos worth dis dick know wat i'm sayin

Anonymous said...

cck2ca has a bumper stick on his car that reads - My parents are unemployed

aka_rockin_canadian_girl said...

Top 10 list of what cck2ca did when he had his penis and balls converted into a vagina......


10. Immediately went shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squatted over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. Tried to see if he could finally do the splits.
7. Tried to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross his legs without rearranging.
5. Tried to get picked up in a chat room by wildbp in less than 10 minutes.
4. Gave himself consecutive multiple orgasms and was still ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Went to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and asked to have it recorded on video.
2. Sat on the edge of the bed and prayed for breasts, too.

and, the NUMBER ONE thing cck2ca did was......
1. Finally found that damned G-spot, since no chick ever let him try!!!!!

Hurricane_Bill said...

Fictiontears and aka_rockin_canadian_girl had better watch their pusheyholes!!! I'm coming directly for them this weekend!

aka_rockin_canadian_girl said...

dear hurrican bill.

please mix a little vinegar in with the rest of your massive body. my pushey could use a good douching.

cck2ca said...

Starting Monday I will be setting the twins team lineups till the end of the year... next year, that team will have a new gm,I have asked hots a couple times to keep lineups set and continues to go weeks without setting them,The Pirates team will also have a new gm next year due to the gm never setting lineups.
I will find qualified gm's that will stick to setting lineups and who know something about baseball.
thanks to everybody else that has stuck to their team.....

ari_freaking_gold said...

lmfao!!!

cck2ca taking over the 2 best overall teams of hots and talker and the best pitching team of wildbp. what a fag! cck2ca dropping in the standings! down to 4th place! deanbacks not far behind. maybe he should replace himself as GM if he cant make the playoffs =)).
wtf does dovy know about baseball =))
or eddie or edbel =))