Saturday, June 27, 2009

Found this while surfing the net...


Yeah... I've fucked her while standing, and I've fucked her while lying (compulsively)..... if my angel had wings, I'd fuck her while flying.

I came in her left eye, and her right eye twice............... now unable to see me, like those 3 blind mice.

I came on her tits, and shot a load in her mouth..... some trickled out, and started flowing south.

If my baby ever gets pregnant, on TV we go........................ paternity test..............................fo sho.

No telling which chatter, has tapped my baby's ass... no telling which student.. after each class... no telling which friend(s) of dear old dad................ OMG............... how many cocks, has she had?

Regardless, I want to be with her, forever you see... or at least until a better chatter, cums for me.

And if this happens, baby........ you won't be forgotten, on a lonely night in chat... I'll still fuck you rotten.

78 comments:

Anonymous said...

lmfao that is 100% wildbp.

back home in jersey said...

lolol im not sure if this is bill or ryan. antislilm and that sharks1419 chick have a thing going on too. rumor has it allie has been on the edge of 'cide since the disappearance of Dean.

antiwhy said...

What weights over 1000 pounds, looks a bit like a walrus with wrinkled, gray-brown, spongy skin, is sometimes called a "sea cow", is related to an elephant, was mistaken for mermaids, can eat more than 100 pounds of food per day, and travels an average of 3 to 5 miles per hour? Why the manatee, of course, or Allie?

nashvillepredsfan said...

About 8 months ago, when we made our first trip to Florida we expected that all the wild places would be spoiled and we wouldn't see much wildlife.

Was I ever surprised.

Right outside Bill's and my hotel window in Coral Gables was part of the inland waterway. The day we arrived, there were several manatee munching on floating plants, and over to the left was one wearing a Sharks jersey eating a Big Mac.

Yes, Allie had followed us to Florida. I told her to give it up already and threw her a bag of pork rinds.

fictiontears said...

bindikins7: verian rocks
youdontknowjack50: idk
bindikins7: you should
bindikins7: i do know jack
youdontknowjack50: hm
bindikins7: lol
youdontknowjack50: if you say so
bindikins7: lol i dont
youdontknowjack50: you did
bindikins7: no tell me
youdontknowjack50: tell you what?
bindikins7: you obviously know something i dont
youdontknowjack50: a " for instance"?
bindikins7: you said so not me
bindikins7: okay so
bindikins7: Verian is bad?
youdontknowjack50: well it will take a bit of explaining and i dont think i should tell you it is pretty trivial but is shows what kind of person he is
youdontknowjack50: i didn't say bad
youdontknowjack50: indifference would be a word to describe it
bindikins7: wow thats a horrible word indifference
youdontknowjack50: depends on the context
bindikins7: jack i still love verian
youdontknowjack50: 11 other people did not understand what happened or they chose to look the other way
youdontknowjack50: tammy jocko and myself understood what happened
youdontknowjack50: or cared what happened
bindikins7: what do you mean
youdontknowjack50: just say you joined a fantasy league for hockey and
youdontknowjack50: during the process of drafting the commissioner said you could only draft 2 starting goalies
youdontknowjack50: and the commissioners buddy drafted 3
bindikins7: and
youdontknowjack50: then they tried to defend themselves by either lying or not actually knowing
youdontknowjack50: i asked the commissioner before the season started he said he would get him to comply with the rules and then said it was ok to have 3 starting goalies
bindikins7: jack Verian is my brother it has nothing to do with hockey
youdontknowjack50: the thing is there are 14 teams and 30 starting goalies
bindikins7: na im not worried
youdontknowjack50: how many times does 14 go into 30?
bindikins7: Verian is my brother
bindikins7: na so im going to bed
bindikins7: and only 2 then
youdontknowjack50: if the other gms had known during the draft that they were allowed 3 starters i am pretty sure some of them would have no starting goalies , since 40 % of the categories were for goalies
youdontknowjack50: people that have no sense wouldn't say that did not matter
youdontknowjack50: people would have drafted 3 goalies the first 3 rounds
youdontknowjack50: but since the commissioner said only 2 there was no need to panic to draft goalies
bindikins7: well you sound alot like Willilam
youdontknowjack50: now if someone is ok with that then i have a problem with their judgement
youdontknowjack50: like dak , eddie, talker, tasha, tml, bill , anti
youdontknowjack50: edbel
youdontknowjack50: only 3 of 14 thought it was not kosher
bindikins7: baby you are going to have to take it up with them
youdontknowjack50: anyway
brightstar_moh: هاي
bindikins7: lol i think you need a back rub
bindikins7: want one
bindikins7: lol

Anonymous said...

jesus christ jack is a whiney cock sucker who only started to bitch because i put a limit on his fucking adds and drops.someone needs AA immediatelyl-)

get over my league. i wish i never made you a member i was warned you were a whiner but because i used to get along well with you i decided to give you a team. big mistake on my part. good riddance you're out of my league you obsessive drunk bastard

atlanta_thrashers_x_GM said...

=))=))

wtf at shady still bitching about tmls league l-) to bindi at that?

bindi is more interested in bedding down with verian again

i have a q, how did tammy read the rules and regulations while on her back rubbing clint to brent?

Anonymous said...

Jack needs to pork stylist bitch.maybe then he won't be such a miserable old man.although if i spermed her i would feel worsel-)

Boltsgirlvl4 said...

ROFLMAO!!! I go away for a while and nothing has changed when I come back.

Your Mom said...

*kicks Bill in the junk*

concerned_in_Champaign, Illinois said...

Dear Blogger and/or loyal readers,

Is it healthy to have imaginary friends and at what age should one be concerned if imaginary friends are still being created? See, I know this chatter who at 34 still has imaginary friends and over the past few months has created an imaginary husband.

boltsgirlvl4 said...

I had an imaginary friend when I was little, around 3 or 4. Her name was Sharon. I grew out of her by the time I went to school. No harm done and my imagination was great.

Now that I'm older I imagination myself to be married to CCK2CA. :)

northerncutie08 said...

One of my children is 7 and has had two imaginary friend for years. I'm starting to worry about schizophrenia.

But overall I've read that imaginary friends in younger children can be very positive, just as long as it's not forever. Hmmm, I wonder if my drinking while I was pregnant had anything to do with her calling her imaginary friends "Bud" and "Jack"?

citygir0117 said...

m 24 and my best friend is imaginary.... and i think im perfectly fine...

wildbp said...

I believe that as long as a child recognizes that their friend is not real and can step out of their imagination every once in a while, it's healthy.

But when an adult such as lotusblossom604 starts to believe her friends(and worse yet her imaginary husband) are completely real and will not accept otherwise, it's time to seek some professional help.

the_blogger said...

Wow, what a strangly interesting question! I've often thought an imaginary friend might be fun. As a child I indulged in lots of imaginary play, but whenever I'd think of creating an imaginary friend, I'd end up forgetting about him/her as soon as I slept!

julyladybug16 said...

I've heard some people say imaginary friends are really familiar demons! I've heard others say an imaginary friend can save a child's sanity in an insane home environment. I think I'm just not qualified to say! (But I'll be very interested to read the answers you get!) Reg, seek help!

hovy_dovy said...

does any1 know if justines kids r real? she has me sending $$$ to them.

cudaguy said...

Lots of kids throughout the years have had imaginary friends. Its not a bad thing, its a kind of release for them. When your little you cant always talk to adults and alot of little kids dont have best friends, and even when they do there friend isnt always there with them. Imaginary friends help kids get over their fear of the dark, fear of monsters under the bed, whatever. Nothing wrong with it and when they are ready they will leave there imaginary friends behind. But an imaginary husband, thats as insane as raising Alpacas.

dakilangmanok1 said...

its not bad as long as there are still real friends.

antiwhy said...

Really really really really really really uh.......... really really really really really really really really really good. Imaginary friends are like real friends, too.

bindikins said...

Imaginary friend is created by some people minds because they tend to find the perfection in the friendship and its designd by the good stuff inside them, so its good, but vice versa.

booman2ko said...

huh?

wtf binds? do you ever make any cents? l-)

bindikins said...

HEY DONT DISS
THE IMAGINARY PPL

I LIVE WITH TWO

berrybusygirl said...

You know, this "imaginary friend" issue kind of seems to me as being a particularly United states` social phenomenon.
I don`t remember me having an imaginary friend as a child, nor my sys. Nor my cous.
Thought I pretended in my child play a lot, like I imagined myself surrouned by a misterious alien landskape and ran around the room... but, all this imaginary friend stuff is kinda weird indeed

flyereddie48 said...

evidently what little brains deb had left i fucked them out of her

sharks1419 said...

My imaginary friend says it's a good thing.

sharks1419 said...

hey bill if your here, im currently imagining you inside of me

sherry_berry27 said...

me too, William

laura said...

me too baby cakes

nashvillepredsfan said...

me too

ari_frreaking_gold said...

me too

fischer.brittany said...

Unlike you losers here, I'm getting real cock.

janelle said...

what the hell???

volleyball_star5 said...

It's a wonderful thing! Children and some adults often need to have a way to communicate with their inner self, and to express ideas and feelings which they believe may not be acceptable to the outside world. Having an imaginary friend or husband can fulfill both of these needs. They can carry on a discourse with their friend, or a disagreement! And they can attribute ideas or behaviors to the friend to test how the outside world (typically the parent) will react. It allows them to feel safe and to explore possibilities!

volleyball_star5 said...

Oh yeah, me too, Bill.

not2nice_31 said...

The development of an imaginary friend is NOT inherently a sign of a mental problem. It all depends on the specifics of the situation. But an imaginary husband...

...someone needs help.

Anonymous said...

Has anyone seen the new Jackie Chan movie?

talker said...

After all, in some senses even adults have imaginary friends of sorts. Many treat objects as if they were people, give them names and pronouns reserved for people instead of objects, and so on. Usually such behaviour (in children or adults) is just a kind of game played with the imagination or a crutch to ease social woes.

Even when children seem unable to distinguish an imaginary friend from a real one, it is not necessarily a sign of concern. Some psychologists feel that this can be a useful tool to help a child learn to make those distinctions between the imaginary and the real. And there are those who would argue that millions of people have beliefs in unreal entities who they nonetheless claim to be as real as anything else. But let's not segue into a religious argument.

An imaginary friend CAN be a sign for concern if it interferes with a normal life. I recall the case of one murderer claimed he had to commit his acts because the neighbor's dog told him to. An extreme example. Most children (and adults) do not choose to spend time with an imaginary friend INSTEAD of a real one, but if they consistently do then this, too, can be a sign of concern. Likewise, some people become afraid of their imaginary 'friends', in which case they might be more properly called imaginary enemies, I suppose.

Bottom line - it's not really the imaginary friend itself that could be a problem, but how a person values and interacts with it that might be.

Hope that helps!

hotshotschamp said...

People may invent imaginary friends for companionship and imaginary husbands because they can't please real ones.

boltsgirlvl4 said...

i miss jerzzzey and thornton. has anyone seen them?

Internet_muscles said...

Thornton and Paul, have been busy as of late. Paul has been fucking Thornton up the ass, with the business end of a pen.

bottle_of_beam_and_brits_pushey said...

Unlike you losers I have a job. l-) which I'm now leaving for. l-)

Last night was amazing, Brittany. The way you inserted the entire phone into your pushey.....

bottle_of_beam_and_brits_pushey said...

*phone booth into your pushey.....*

Anonymous said...

S000000...... TELL ME IF IM HEREING THIS WRITE. DID LOTUSBLOSSIM604 OR REG/JUSTEEN ONCE AGAIN FLAKE OUT ON A COMMITTMENT WITH CANUCKS_GIRL44???
I HERD THEY WERE MEATING IN SAINT LOUIS TO DO SOME WORK AND ATTEND TEH ALLSTAR GAME. I HERD REGS HUSBAND WAS SUPPOSED 2 BE THERE TO. I WONDER IF THE KIDS WERE STAYING WITH THERE BIOLOGICAL DAD OR MOM??? WHO NOSE WAT GOES ON INSIDE OF REGS HEAD SOME TIMES. WHAT A LOOSER. hahahahaha

ari_freakin_gold said...

katie your in for a rude awakening if you think justine is legit. you going to be crying when she fucks you over and i'll be waiting for you with my arms wide open. remember katie i'm here for you always.

Love Todd

hotshotschamp said...

lmao todd, you cant handle a real woman like katie. back off. she's mine.

sonja said...

Cuda still has the biggest cock in chat. He could knock people out with that thick veiny monster.

thornton_19_ca said...

my cook is bigger then cudas little wurm. ask jerz an mary christine.

jerzzzey said...

lolol

Peace, Love & Harmony

ballpoint_pens_up_my_ass said...

thornton stop calling mary every 10 minutes! she loves my cuban cock bitch so deal wit it nigga. you people are losers for still hanging out in that chat room LOL. me and mary have sex 24/7 and laugh at you losers.

jim p said...

justine i forgive you. please take me back. i broke up with dana so will u plz dump mej for me again. :(

soccerballkickincutie said...

canucks_girl l-) when do you work next for lotus l-)

do urself a favor and ask for the money up front this time. im still waiting for my paycheck from her l-)

blogger_beware said...

lotusblossom604 has contacted GOOGLE and filed a complaint.

google alert said...

katie canucks girl, beware of lotusblossom604

FACT!!!

irish_avs_fan said...

has anyone seen my not2vissible_31? i miss stalking her. :(

outovcontrol said...

sperming forever frantic currently

lmfao, wow obsess much????? said...

You please are

Anonymous said...

You people really need lives L-) Worry about your own.

harry_beaver_attorney_at_law said...

Talker and Tasha are going down like Spliff on a dozen of donuts.

photoshop said...

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member6632911.htm

Lotusblossom604 The Starfish: Like fine wine...I get better with age.

An All American girl, with an All Canadian Outlook...

Mail Settings (To message Lotusblossom604 you MUST meet the following criteria.)

Age between 30 and 45
Live in Canada
Live within 75 miles.
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
You must have a picture to contact this user.
Must not be looking for Talk/E-mail
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be married

One must wonder if mrmej ever met the above criteria.

lotusblossom604 said...

"Is now in the driver's seat..you fucking idiots :)"

Justine said...

To the author(s) of the defamatory comments in regards to yours truly, Justine Galo. I am informing you that I will report this site, have your IP(s) traced, and will file civil suit measures if you do not take these comments down or ever speak of me in such a manner again. I have been advised by legal counsel to give you fair warning of my intentions. If you do not adhere to these warnings, I will proceed with legal action.

This is not a threat, it will be my recourse. You have been warned.

Regards,

Justine Galo

sharks1419 said...

Talker and Tasha are going down like fischer.brittany on african-american cock.

imhungry1989.a said...

Is it the same legal counsel that represented you in your divorce(s) and bankruptcy of Redline Consulting Ltd. Vancouver, BC CA, Lotusblossom? I sure hope not.

kottonmouth05 said...

welcome irish avs fan from colorado. i know ur here as i can smell what resembles a tootsie pop...... or shall i say a sucker?

how about you give me some $$$ like you did danibloom so i can get yet another degree? =))

antiwhy said...

can anyone tell me if australia has high speed internet availability? we have a brisbane chatter using TPG Internet Pty Ltd - Dial-up. sad. im trying to talk hockey w/him and he keeps getting disconnected.

Justine said...

There was no bankruptcy of Redline Consulting Ltd. Vancouver. Go through the public records. No record of divorce in Canada either.

I suggest you read my first post.

Justine

andys_chat_game said...

and i suggest you photoshop ALL ur pics lotus. the unphotoshopped pics of you make you look more than a throwin samoan than filipina with a hint of french canadian

Anonymous said...

^^ name ^^

hermes said...

lolol at reading your 1st post lotusblossoms. Which one was that? tell me how many months agoo were you making 'defamatory' comments about fellow chatters?

hermes said...

dear hermes poser above,

If you are going to use my name in an attempt to imitate me, please do so in a manner that would at least give the impression that you are well-read and not a plebeian.

They say, "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" so, for now, I'll attempt to take it as a compliment that you are impressed by my intellect and correct use of punctuation as well as vocabulary, but please, for the love of Zeus, imitate me well if you are going to do so.


Thank you,

Hermes (the long-missed and original).

kg_is_tall said...

okie dokie canucks girl44. NOW GET BACK TO WORK before i tell you're boss lotus.

HHAAHAHA at u being the original hermes. original herpes maybe.

plaful691 said...

lbg416: and probably not bad for some time, i got some real sonning to do tomorrow
achmed_the_dead_terrorist_02: good nite, infidels
volleyball_star5: true

ari_freaking_gold said...

It is the coward who fawns those above him. Right cck2ca?

youdontknowjack said...

An nhl:1 chatter wearing a mask and trenchcoat walks into a sperm bank with a gun one night. "Open the friggin safe," he yells to the guy behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the guy. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your friggin head off says cck2ca" The guy obliges and opens the safe door.

"Take one of the bottles and drink it." says cck2ca.

"But it's full of sperm" the guy replies nervously.

"Don't argue, says cck2ca. "just drink it." He prises off the cap and gulps it down.

"Take out another one and drink it too!" cck2ca demands. The guy drinks another one. Suddenly cck2ca pulls off the mask, unbrttons his trenchcoat and to the guys amazement it's his lover.......cck2ca.

"Not that friggin difficult is it?" cck2ca says. "Let's say you and I take 3 minutes and take care of business."

Anonymous said...

Only cowards here are, talker and not2nice.

Anonymous said...

Chris, don't give these losers what they want. We know who the cowards are, but by posting your comments under anonymous only proves you are one as well. Say it like a man, with conviction and under your own name.

Your friend,

Ms. Galho