Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Why do married chat men cheat on their wives...

The reasons why chat men cheat on their women can be varied. Nevertheless, I have compiled a list of my top 9 reasons why married chat men cheat.

Almost all chat men know that cheating is wrong, yet many they still do it. Chat men will blame their reasons for cheating on their genes and their necessity to reproduce. However, aren’t we suppose to be further evolved than a chimp? Shouldn’t we be able to control our bodies through our minds and conscious decisions?

Apparently not the below losers of NHL:1 chat.

Here are my top 9 reasons why chat men cheat:

1. Because they have the option. The married men of chat don’t get offered sex at home as often as they would like so when the opportunity does arise, it can be very difficult for them to turn it down. So when the Veronica's, Lindsay's, Jenn's and Mandi's of NHL:1 fall over backwards with their legs in the air, it can be very difficult for Oz, Flyereddie48 and Vicesandhabits to turn it down. It may very well be their only pussy for the month.

2. It boosts their ego. Sometimes men like Oz, Flyereddie48, and Vicesandhabits don’t feel like they are attractive to their wives (FACT!) any more and when a chat ho shows some interest (amongst other things) not only does a chat man react, he may allow her to stroke his ego and more. There’s nothing like the thrill of the chase to men on the hunt. LOL at that... how many chat hos actually run from Yahoo cock?

3. You grow apart. Maybe the chat men and their wives don't have as much in common as they thought. Oz once met a woman online who had more in common with him than Shannon. She loved fantasy hockey, unemployment, and had phone sex with Oz all day. Shannon is out working three jobs and prefers phone sex with him only twice a month.

4. You argue a lot. Chat men will sometimes cheat to get away from an overly critical or argumentative partner. Who wants to be around someone who is constantly on them about something? Oz and Flyereddie48 argue?... Never!

5. He’s fallen out of love. Sometimes chat men become so comfortable in a relationship, they don’t know how to get out. They may be staying in the relationship because of children or financial reasons. However, they feel like they are missing out on love and may seek it out elsewhere. In their mind, this is as close to win-win as they can get. Oz, Flyereddie48, and Vicesandhabits each with kids and broke... makes sense to me.

6. Your sex life sucks. If a chat man has a disinterested partner (FACT!) or isn’t getting enough sex to fulfill him, there is a good chance he will have an affair. It takes a little bit of effort, Oz, Flyereddie48 and Vicesanddhabits to keep your sex life from getting boring and non-existent. Your women stopped having sex with you for a reason... you.

7. To get revenge. A chat man will sometimes cheat if he finds out his partner was cheating on him. How else is he supposed to heal those hurt feelings of his but through good old fashioned sex? Ladies of Oz, Flyereddie48, and Vicesandhabits, we know you haven't cheated on your men lately but if interested... no man can lay it down better than Thornton_19_ca. Give him a call if interested! I can't see anyone wanting to bang Flyereddie's wife though, unless it's from behind, as she is one ugly broad.

8. It’s new, different and exciting. Some chat men get tired of having steak for dinner every night and want to try hamburger helper. The same goes for sex with a woman. That’s why chat men don’t necessarily always cheat with women who are more attractive than their partners. I've seen the women of NHL:1 and calling them hamburger helper is being generous.

9. To see if they can get away with it. If a chat man has the attitude of “what she doesn’t know, won’t hurt her,” he may cheat to see if he is sneaky and smart enough to get away with it. Fact is losers, your significant others probably know, but don't really care. So long as you're not in their way, that's all they're worried about.

Reasons why men cheat can be more complex than the above list or even be a combination of a few different reasons. Nevertheless, no reason is good enough reason to lie and be dishonest. After all, Karma can be a bitch.


Y' all be good now, ya hear... and remember gentlemen...

Tomorrow is Another Day!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Every man has heard that the best way to get a woman to stop having sex with him is by marrying her. Apparently, long-term relationships seem to suck the sex drive out of many women, leaving men gasping for fulfillment.

With the need for more sex, some men will start "working late" more often. Or is it "working chat ho's late" more often?

Anonymous said...

Guys,

Cheating might feel good as a quick escape from your problems, but it's only an anesthetic -- not a long-term solution.

Anonymous said...

In the end, cheating is no joking matter. If you are cheating on your wife, it might be that you are unhappy in the relationship, or that you have issues that you should address. Look at the big picture and see your unfaithfulness as a symptom of a bigger problem. Try spending any free time you may have in pleasing your wife, and not in chat.

Anonymous said...

Hey Eddie. These people still think you're married. LOL. You should tell them you left your wife for me last year.

I have new pics Eddie, I'll send them to you tonight.

XOXOXOXO

Anonymous said...

My bad, that last post was meant for PM.

Sorry hun.

You still love me, right?

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know where I can find those leather flaps that horses wear? I've seen them on horses during races, and I imagine they're used so the horse focuses on what's in front of him.

Hint, hint honey.

Anonymous said...

Men cheaters cheat with women they have access to. Chat is full of ho's, 24/7.

Surprisingly, many male cheaters are not very picky with the women they cheat with. Chat is full of or ugly ho's 24/7.

Fact!

Anonymous said...

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Of course, I've been telling all my girlfriends about it... but decided it was too important a discovery for me to NOT share with as many women as possible.

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Anonymous said...

Trick or Treat, smell my feet, give me Eddie's meat to eat. :X

Anonymous said...

Ha. I cheat on my wife because I get all the hot chat pussy. Sherry and Issues have the sweetest, tagged pussy in all of chat. Tho' I don't need to explain myself to a zipperhead. Ha.