Her hair was in a pony tail, her dress tied with a bow
Today is Daddy's Day at school, and she could not wait to go
Her mommy tried to tell her, that she should stay at home
The kids won't understand, if you go to school alone
Her mother was so worried, and said go wake your dad
But mom I'm getting used to it, so I'm really not that mad
The kids will surely tease you, so please stay home today
But mom I'm not afraid of them, and I know just what to say
My daddy is at home right now, with remote control in hand
Telling all his chat friends that, he's the best player in the land
His slapshot is quite wicked, but his defense needs some work
When Paul and Thornton beat him up, my daddy goes berzerk
Yes my daddy has a temper, and he screams all day and night
I bet you at this very moment, he's involved in a chatroom fight
My daddy is the smartest man, and to you kids out there that's a fact!
And if you try and prove him wrong, then i'm certain you'll get hacked
I wish I had a daddy, who would play with me at night
To tuck me in at bedtime, and to kill the bugs that bite
To wake me in the morning, and run me out to school
Instead of going into chat, and passing out more bull
My daddy is a nice guy, regardless of what I've said
Yes sometimes he is selfish, and rarely uses his head
Of course I love my daddy, but I love my mommy more
I also love SpongeBob, and that purple dinosaur
Can you spend tonight with me, and i don't mean in chat
I know what you are thinking, while saying LOL at that
Listen to the blogger dad, and what she has to say
And please remember daddy...
Tomorrow is Another Day
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Hilarious!!!
Amelia is a stupid name to begin with, that kid needs a better dad, asap.
oz the lonely "dad"
It ceases to amaze me that "oz" is alright treating his "amelia" like a deprived orphan. One would think that being a father means taking your kid to the park and having a good time with them seeing their smile as they swing and run about. "OZ" needs to look in the mirror and ask himself a variety of questions. First being this, do the people in chat deserve all my time and attention. He is depriving his "amelia" important father and daughter time, girls need their dads in their life early. The dads need to reinforce how much they love their daughter or else as time goes by their daughter will end up like these fat chicks in chat unwedded and 2 kids. Oz seems to think his daughter is getting the best care she can get by placing her in front of the tv(as another chatter mentioned before watching barney the purple dinosaur)oz has poor standards and needs to take a parenting class or seven, the poor girl is going to end up like her "daddy" a nobody and arguing about crosby scoring the game winner and Fluery getting the shutout. This is not a good example to set for toddlers or infants. Oz has bragged numerous of times he is the smartest person in the chatroom and he also said he belongs to "menza"(yes I know it is mensa not menza, but oz said menza,(afterall he is the smartest person in the chatroom) yet would a smart person person leave their kid in a bouncer stuck in front of the tv? Why does ozs "wife"put up with this behavior? Does she know oz does nothing but chat all day while the kid is in the background crying? I challenge you "oz" to better yourself and forget about us "losers" in chat spend time with your kido. (:
I challenge you "oz" to better yourself and forget about us "losers" in chat spend time with your kido. (:
Well said malbichio.^
And welcome back >:D<>:D<>:D<
Oz, do you accept this challenge?
My guess is no.
The thing that amuses me is Oz isnt that smart about hockey, he isnt that funny or entertaining in the room, but yet some of the "old guard" such as Thornton19 and Jerzzey seem to accept this guy as one of the cool chatters.
Ever notice what this moron acts like when he gets owned or picked on in the room? he threatens to boot people,threatens to close down that gay little fantasy league he created two years ago...
I mean cmon dude you're not much of a man, you're totally useless around the "house" or apartment.
You have an inferior complex second to none.
People are tired of this guy.
Feminism's steminism
Ugly chicks are plentyism
And require lots of ventilism
From years of neglectilism
baghis!
yeah!
>:D<>:D<>:D<
Very nice kingv...
Come on everyone, if king can write a poem like that, why can't everyone else?
Maybe I can get 10-12 poems into our next poll.
roses are red
violets are blue
so were my balls
until i met not2
ty for the wb baghis, from what I have heard about this oz guy sounds like i summed it up best. Just to follow up on what bradshaw said having to ignore people and boot people from the room, what kind of behavior is this? You can't handle an arguement "oz" you have to ignore to escape it. And you call yourself a man? I saw oz on TLC flipping houses for profit!(:::::::::::
hey blogger what do you have to say about one of your loser sonner friends losing his house to the wildfires hahahaha bakedtrout aka mydolphin aka flynn_flonn_ aka air_coryl and god knows what else hahahaha what goes around comes around eh? its too bad the fire didnt get him to dont worry youll get youres too someday karmas a bitch! one by one all you dispickable sonners will go away hopefully they will burry you in a pine box i hate you all just die
The house he talks about is an apt and it wasn't even his, it is some realestate office property, so he didn't lose anything(;;; lemon baked trout sounds good right about now!!!(::
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hello blogger.... was that really femmie writing about dean ? I have really met him and would love to share my story with you if you'd like to hear it.... thanks.
the fridge is empty,
and the cupboards are bare...
your teeth are brown,
and youre losing your hair...
i have three jobs,
you havent a one...
our daughter just cries,
she just wants to have fun...
take her to the park,
and play in the sand...
please let go of her ear,
and take her by the hand...
a drive to the beach,
to splash in the water...
why is it difficult,
to play with your daughter...
youre a sorry ass dad,
and a terrible spouse...
just click on the X,
and get out of the house...
chat will still be there,
when you get back...
grow old with your family,
not the "losers" of chat...
Too often we feel we are here to experience pain, because it is with pain that we have become more familiar. However, time and again, one of us learns that to give to others, even when bombarded by our own pain, brings us joy, pure, divine joy. When we think of others, care for others, our own pains are diminished, as are diminished the pains of the person for whom we care. Joy breeds joy.
We are here for you Flynn...
i just shit my pants
Aww, Jon...that's so sweet...
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can't imagine living
A day without you!
:* :">
daddy dum dum
mommy fun fun
Oz gets government funding to help support him and Shannon.. he doesent work..I cant imagine him being skilled enough with any type of labor to hold down an American job.
Shannon does most likely hold down a job but probably not nearly enough to afford the rent, the groceries and being able to take are of Ameila.
Tasha is a gross cow who needs to keep her sagging tits in order.
She is in love with a guy she has never seen, a guy who chases anything in a skirt, which just goes to show how desperate for love she is. Tasha must be very ugly if she cannot find any love in the "real" world. You are a sad woman Tasha, a pitiful sight with a voice to match your pitiful plight.
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