Where have the chat ho's of yesteryear gone?
Back in the day there was Yahoo pussy to be had 24/7. Lead mostly by Land of the Shire, Kingvspades, and the socom pussy posse, there wasn't a night where we didn't hear about a new online relationship and the sex-capades that were going along with them.
If any of you reading this know where the ho's below can be found, let me know. I'm looking to put together a reunion of sort. When we reach these ho's I'll need someone to put together an invitation list of both men and women, preferably Jerzzzey, who knows how to throw a chat party. The chat scrap of NHL:1 not on this list, will need to cry on each others shoulders in NHL:2 that night. Cck2ca, I'm putting you in charge of NHL:2 the night of the reunion.
Heather, if you're reading this, come back. Not only were you good to the guys, you were always willing to get off for the girls as well. I think you need to come in and teach the new ho's of chat how to play... and play nice. Ask your husband and 8 kids if mommy can have one night out on the town. It would be much appreciated.
Alikat used to be a good little ho, but boyfriends like Gregor and African-American men treated her too good and she chose to explore real life relationships. I heard the other day she has gone off and had a child. Alikat, how soon before we see you back in the chat on a regular basis? Ripstic is missing that cam show of yours. So is Mitch, but you're not allowed to be with him anymore. Jerzzzey still talks of the times and would welcome you back in a heartbeat.
Banallleafshomers... Antiwhy is missing you sooo much. I don't think I have seen him talk to a girl since you left. Call it loyalty if you'd like, but personally I think he's turned gay on us. Come back and prove to me I'm wrong. I still have those Double D photo's you sent me. I could use an updated collection. Hey Antiwhy, let me know if you want me to send you those pictures.
Sherry_berry27 and Kingvspades were the hottest couple of chat back in the day. Then she woke up one day and realized that Kingv wasn't loyal. Not only was he married, but had online girlfriend's as well. Then she hooked up with Vicesandhabits and realized 4 years later he was married too. Then one day she woke up and realized, hey I'm still legally married, but that isn't going to stop me. From Ari_Freaking_Gold, to Land_of_the_Shire, to Talker_a_Talker to Five for Fighting, back to Ari_Freaking_Gold... she makes for a great night out in chat I hear, so she's invited. I bet Todd is getting stimulated over her return.
Evilgigs could be had so long as Andy wasn't present. Mick would put on a nice show depending on the amount of wine she put into her body. I personally would put her on the bottom half of the list for entertainment, but still a solid bet to get the likes of a Vicesandhabits, Shytowner, and Thornton_19_ca off in a matter of minutes.
As much abuse as Chelle takes for her body, or lack thereof... she would be viewed by more men than Alikat. And with Chelle, it wasn't so much what she had to show, but how well she would get a man off with her voice during a sexual voice conference session. Thank you Sharkfan_in559 and Evel_steve for sharing your memories.
Mandi claims to have settled down again... and actually claims to have a job. Mandi gave it up to more men in chat, and also holds the record for bedding down with those same on-line chatters. Has anyone seen Rocco or Kottonmouth lately? Mandi is more than welcome to be part of the reunion, but be warned gentlemen, leave it in chat. I can feel Todd getting all psyched up over this one already.
Trish, if you're reading this, you are not allowed to be part of the reunion. Male chatters are saying you are by far the nastiest chick out there. Except for flyereddie, but he doesn't count.
Maybe you can come by if Michigan Against Granholm is in the room, but then you two need to take it to NHL:8, far away from the party.
Julyladybug16 was one of the best, that is if you were 18 and under. She would have a different boy each night from chat. On occasion she would share herself of older men such as Zr22k or Jockoredwing53. Some of her favorites were in her own back yard. She told me she absolutely loved Nucknationclone. It would be nice for her to be part of this reunion, but I'm not sure if there are enough youngsters to keep her interested. Do I see fake ID's in the future from some of our current male chatters?
Veronica was and is still one of NHL:1's chat ho's. Flyereddie and Ari_Freaking_Gold shared some intimate times back in the day. The "new" Veronica is just as popular with the male chatters these days with the likes of Spliff and Outovcontroll Joe. My money is on Joe as her next online love. Spliff is afraid of bigger, taller, stronger women... i.e. Canucks_girl44. And with Joe dropping that ball and chain of his in Linda recently, Veronica won't waste any time. Vero, can we count on you to be part of this reunion? I bet Todd is getting all aroused for your return also.
Jerzzzey, I need you to invite the following:
Northerncutie08
Canucks_girl44
Jenn loves vanek
Butter_cupO
Fischer-brittany
Mary_christine
Iheartrupert
Beautyoflife143
The above are the newest breed of NHL:1 chat ho's that can learn a thing or two from the best.
Maybe Jerzzzey we can get the sonners to finance a trip to San Francisco and have an "after chat" party at the following location: http://www.hosbarandrestaurant.com/
Make sure you order your Peking Duck in advance.
Sonners... methods of payment include... American Express - Discover - Master Card - Visa or Sexual Favours.
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wow Todd=Slut:|
Oh and Joe, I love you! I cant wait to have your children! *prays Linda does not read this*
blogger you need to list the chicks that actually were worth seeing on cam. i wouldn't bang any of those pigs you mentioned with five's dick and baked_trout pushing
Okay, the first comment that actually made me laugh... LMFAO @ baked_trout pushing =))=)).
I'm sorry anonymous if you see these "chicks" as ugly, but look deeper. Look at the inside of these girls... and let me know if you find my high school ring in one of them... trish excluded.
Yes, Veronica and i shared many great times, fingering her pusheyhole on cam for me and watching my cam as i jerked off.oh the good old days:))
hey you have forgotten the boggest Ho of them all, Miss Not So White and Not So Polite herself TASHA! she jumps from one moronic sonner to another moronic sonner, now that is what you call truly PATHETIC!
Yo drama, i am already getting a hold of some bitches man.
The following hos will be present...
mystichick
Badco
a rockin canadian girl
melissa from mlb1
carissa
thornton
flygirl
yogiho girl
oilerchick
Many more!
The more the merrier Jerzzzey!
Try to limit the attendance of male chatters please.
Let's make sure Thornton gets the VIP treatment at this gathering.
hottest chick I ever saw on cam = briereyote
Whomever the hell this blogger is...he should stop trying to make sweet love to jizzey and get on with the task of sonning people!!
not2!
yeah!
=))
blogg = five
that faggit seems to have forgot about when he talked about writing books, starting clothing lines, theme restaurants etc, all in the name of the sonners
no doubt five4fisting is exposed
Dear Miss Fancy (a.k.a. LINDA)
LOL!!!
Okay, you're right... I have made the choice to spend what time I have now, or my entire life later, with a "sonner".
Remember waaayyy back when we flipped a coin... heads... you get the dope fiends of NHL:1, and tails... I get the gratifying, stimulating and unimpaired of the room.
LOL!!! J/K everyone... there was no coin toss. Linda just made one of many foolish moves that has occurred over the years. I of course just used common sense, which really isn't so common in NHL:1.
LINDUH, don't blame me for your stupidity and loss.
If only you could get back those four wasted years of your life.
The sonners would more likely have dinner at www.mcdonalds.com, they are pathetic losers who try and imitate one of the other losers in chat, Dean.
Stacy was here
MLB>NHL1
Mike aka sharkfan is a blogger, so is Paul, so is Tasha and Bill....oh and another thing, Mike likes to say Linduh a lot or was that u Tasha pretending to be Mike??? This is the only valid reason i can find for u not wanting to go on the mic yesterday!
kate stfu you palestinian faggit L-)
LOL @ ^
katie the nuckfan looks like a shemale, bradshaw owns you
GO STEELERS GO GO GO
yeah free Palestine and kick the sonner side up in the goolies :-)not a lot a man can do when hes bent over in agony crying for his mommy, oh the pain of it, ;-)sheer and utter bliss...muwaah!
LOL!!!
Okay, if you haven't noticed yet, Linduh is back from Israel and straight into chat she went. The only person to acknowledge her was Northercutie08, another loser.
It'll be another year before Linduh leaves the house again. =))
Linduh wouldn't go to Israel if her family didn't have internet.
Fact!
Now it is time for Joe to treat her like shit again. =))
LOL!!!
LOLOLOLOLOL which one of you sonners said katie looks like nicole bass ? ROFL!! She does! =)) =)) =)) =))
Katie looks like a combination of Nicole Bass and a sea bass =))
Kate are you really that stupid to believe that Shark, Paul, Bill and Tasha are all involved?
Kate = 45 year old granny posing as a 25 year old hottie =))
Get on cam and shows us the pusheyhole covered with lint and dust =))
I am now giving you rht rights to the nickname "greybush" =))
i know who the bloggers are snow owl aka mike and what u think does not even matter to me, u r a cheap vulgar talking man and if i am 45 so be it it sure as hell beats being a juvenile deliquent who has his mind in the gutter and his mouth scraping the rim of each and every disgusting shit infested toilet bowl....face it guys, u talk a load of shit! day in day out its the same old shit....not a day goes by without u unloading ur shit onto us, the shit that u thrive on, the shit that makes u happy...you sonners are a joke, to even think u r funny is absurd, u r not funny guys, the joke is on u...u act like morons, u were probably born to be morons hence u behave like morons and will continue to be morons until u reach the ripe old age of 70 when dementia will set in and then and maybe only then, will u talk like civilised human beings!
Kate did not mean that guys. Let this one slide, she was in a bad mood! I know for a fact she loves the sonners & has even had her pushey spermed by a cru member. I won't mention his name, some of his other girls might be reading this! =))
Dearest Kate,
Please, please, please... if you want your comments read insert a comma, period, question mark... anything so the not so fortunate can comprehend what you are trying to say. I personally had to stop and re-focus... twice.
May I ask how you have come to the conclusion that the blogger is Mike? Did you talk to him? Can anyone be trusted that you so choose to converse with in NHL:1? Perhaps the blogger is you?
Who put Kate in a bad mood today? Did someone not sperm the pusheyhole properly? Would you like it to be spermed and talk about it for days? PM me next time you see me in the room.
Always,
Chris
liittlebubbahoss you better raise your game, the last blog sucked L-) the cru expects 110 % always!
you don't want to experience total chat annihilation do you?! =))
mydogghasgas sends his regards =))
Baked!
Sorry, I've been sperming female BoSox fans in MLB:1.
I'm trying to recruit some fresh meat as the girls of NHL:1 are nauseating.
New post coming soon.
katehasnobrains143
Hi Kate!!! When you read this, feel free to create a new ID using the name above. It fits!
Guess who, LOL?!?!?
Okay, you have proved to be the most gullible and most ignorant chatter of NHL:1. I spoke to Mikey earlier and he denies being the blogger. Now who do you think it is?
Give it up, LOL!!!
why dont u insert a comma and a question mark up your azz dipshit and while u r at it why dont u go and sperm ur own god damn pushey hole...do not tell me how to write bish! i will bloody hell write the way i bloody hell choose to, i am not answerable to u faggots, not now not ever....this dumb bish actually thinks just because she is at college, kindergarten, wherever she is actually smarter than me, well i have got news for you....no bish u aint! u r a brown nosing, cartoon sounding, puke worthy stupid broad....why are u even using chris's screen name to make your point bish???? did u actually think it would bother me??? why dont u have the courage to speak your mind bish, maybe that way ppl might start respecting wat u have got to say, until then plz stfu i am not interested in ur crap....lol @ anonymous asking Mike if he is the blogger, thats like me asking OJ Simpson if he killed his wife, of course he is going to deny it dumbo, duhhhh!! i swear some ppl here are so thick i dont know wy they even bother! your vehement denials are further proof you are/he is the blogger, sorry to let the cat out of the bag Mike :-)but i feel if a person has got anything to say about another person they should at least have the guts to say it using their own name and not say it hiding behind a gormless screen name!
drama!
yeah!
=))
lol at this bloody faggit kate typing short novels, but still failing to say anything of intelligence =)) using bish over and over like that term ever enters the stream of American consciousness L-) kate exposed as a lover of virgin chatters, which can only tell you one thing >>> she looks like a mutation of martina navratalova and kathy bates =)) =)) kate go walk to the highest span on london bridge, wait for big ben to strike midnight, and then give us your best greg louganis impersonation >>> but right before you do, text pavel the following >>> u r 4ever my true luv, but i am no longer ur bish! =)) =)) =))
and lol at "gormless" being relative in the English-American lexicon. if you want to sound more wordy in an effort to impress mydogg, i suggest you pick up a copy of brer rabbit, take your wooden teeth out of your pushyhole and put them back in your mouth where they belong. your accented lisps are transferring from your lips to the keyboard and resonating through my skull.
vibrators are now as cheap as $20 you piss-poor limy faggit =))
lmaoooooo i love winding u guys up muwaaah....
Baked!
Yeah!
=))
I'm thinking about taking a little time off to sperm pusheyhole. =))
You're doing a fine job entertaining the readers... so,can you keep it up until I get back Sunday night? =))
This is not everyday english >>> "your accented lisps are transferring from your lips to the keyboard and resonating through my skull."
It is obvious to me the baked trout is fake. Kate likes to keep it simple and to the point whereas the baked trout is trying to fool us all into thinking he is a Harvard graduate.
Educated people do not tend to talk like this >>>"if you want to sound more wordy in an effort to impress mydogg, i suggest you pick up a copy of brer rabbit, take your wooden teeth out of your pushyhole and put them back in your mouth where they belong." This is pure filth.
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