I must hand it to Mike92Chevy for his statement in the room last night.
That... "STFU... you're all losers" quote not only silenced Flyereddie48, Alexovechkin8_2009, and Forever_Frantic from their bitch session on mic, but also a few of you other losers who tried typing your shit in the room. Talker_a_Talker takes the award for out typing Thornton_19_ca an Flyereddie48 while they were verbally abusing him. Hopefully it opened the eyes of many more of you who were sitting back and getting off to it. I'm sure a couple of you had your feelings hurt when Mike yelled into the mic, but the truth generally hurts. No one ever wants to hear they're a loser. But fact is people, 98% of you in NHL:1 are.
Unfortunately Mike, no one in the room seems to care. They feel comfortable around one another! They feel secure amongst their own kind! They have only each other! The fact is, it looks like you losers will have a struggle in the coming years - but it is not impossible. You do need to learn to become self-sufficient, though. You will never make it in the real world.
Some of you have families... some of you are trying to further your education... one of you even has a job... I think... but you all still find a way to meet up in chat every single day. Bring the kids... what the hell... do my homework while in chat... what the hell... make $4,000 a year working at home... while in chat... what the hell... mom must really be proud of you all.
Though each of you may depart with your main ID's, don't lie to me and say you don't each carry two names at a time while in chat. As one leaves, the other emerges and lingers. That explains why half the room is involved in a conversation with ears on, while the other half stays quiet without. People are so afraid to miss what might be said of them... good or bad.
Take a break losers, chat will still be there when you wake up. And if anything good or bad was said of you, trust me... with the way secrets are kept... no worries, just ask a "friend" who spent the entire night taking notes... right Oz?
Lately, there seems to be a fight happening in the room each day. Don't you losers get it, you need a break from one another. Some of you fight with each other like you've been married for years. You all see so much of each other, that you're starting to get sick of one another. So much tension, so many jealousies, so much hate. And like a married or engaged couple, you later have make up cyber sex and everything is all better... until the next fallout.
We need to find a way to schedule chat visits and limit each person to 6 days a week. With the help of Jerzzzey we'll put together a schedule that allows fantasy hockey chatters to be together a couple of days a week. Another day would be devoted to homosexuals. Actually we better schedule two days for this, as half the room is gay. Maybe a video game night? Spanish night? Assisted homework night? Virgin chat? Suicide Chat?
Let Jerzzzey and I know, and we'll put together a schedule for you. And no... for those that are homosexuals, fantasy hockey GMs, Halo3 players... while doing their homework, eating a burrito, and contemplating suicide... you may not request 7 days a week.
Here's part of a conversation of one of the "losers" with whom I spoke to the other day...
"I'm depressed most of the day...like I would be hanging out with my chat friends and suddenly I'll get really sad out of nowhere...I dont know whats bothering me...I can never stick up for myself but I think thats because I dont like myself...I pretty much cut myself at least once every 2 days..I find nothing positive in me so all I can think about is the negative things..I have zero confidence in myself..how can I help myself because I know I'm a loser and I know it for a fact..."
Grow a set and toughen up! Nobody owes you anything and you add nothing positive to society. Get over it and quit your whining! End of conversation, Ripstic!
Some chatters in the room who see shrinks are a joke. Linda, just because you look in the mirror each morning and don't like who you see, what makes you think a therapist likes to see you? He likes to see your cash... FACT! You don't need therapy. You need to get off the chair, hit the X, leave chat, grab a newspaper, look for a job, seek education, etc. etc. etc. If you want to toss your money away, do it from the roof top before you jump. You could make a few people happy, if you can't be.
Some chatters like to drink their pain away. Rusty Nails are best when you've had a bad day. Scotch and Drambui...heals the pain but destroys the brain.
How did I end up switching topics?
Anyway, I need to head to bed, flying out in the morning... back Tuesday night.
In the meantime, take the quiz below...
http://www.quizrocket.com/loser-geek-dork-nerd?gatherer_id=[:publisher_id:]&gclid=CN_w8dj8_o4CFQSOggod63Tv3g
Jerzzzey, let me know who scored what please.
Remember to vote... 2 days left!
...and Justine, stop voting for yourself over and over. Nice pics on FaceBook btw... you got an A+ in photoshop I take it.
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What i got...
"Not A Loser Hey, don't worry, you're not a loser at all! While you may have some quirkiness in your personality, you're not nerd-level smart, or a computer wiz like a geek, and thankfully, you're not socially awkward enough to be a dork. All in all, I'd have to say you're not a loser!"
Surprised, especially when asked how many hours i was in chat the day before, i put 20! =))
best blog yet
hopefully, nhl:1 chat scrap will heed your message and turn off their pc's
it's for their own good
Your ResultYour Result
Not A Loser Hey, don't worry, you're not a loser at all! While you may have some quirkiness in your personality, you're not nerd-level smart, or a computer wiz like a geek, and thankfully, you're not socially awkward enough to be a dork. All in all, I'd have to say you're not a loser!
Mine says... I'm not a loser because I didn't waste my time taking the test. If you have the time to sit there and take a pointless test, you must me a loser.
Ps. I'm the only one in the whole room to have accomplished anything in my life, I made talker_a_talker my little prison bitch and exposed him as a deadbeat dad.
To my dear friend, Accomplishment...
LOL at you being the only one in chat accomplishing anything. =))
If you're leaving comments at 2:36am to a ridiculous blog and bitching about a pointless test, then my guess is you don't really have as much going on in your life as you want to believe.
Those who post anonymously have no credibility, let alone any balls. =))
And if this post is from a female, then you're one of those pathetic females trying to get my attention who I once shot down. =))
Dead beat dad =)).. fact is I spend more time with my daughter than any of you loser parents spend with your kids. Lord knows I spend more time with her than any of your parents ever spent with you in your childhood. =))
You think bouncing a child on your lap or letting a movie baby sit your child while you're in chat makes you a better parent? =))
And no, I'm not directing that at Oz, as I know he would have the balls to respond under is own Blogger ID.
Let's compare accomplishments, both in and out of chat one day, that is if you're not still a chicken shit after reading this. =))
Your Result
Nerd You have above-average intelligence and are super academic and bookish. You place little value on your appearance, though, and can be socially awkward. Sometimes, you don't really even mind being known as a Nerd, as it means you're smarter than most people, and aren't hung up on superficial worries.
:-B
lol at all you losers trying to frame Bill as the blogger. anyone w half a brain knows it's not him. i know for fact who the blogger is, he knows it and I know it and that's all that matters. letting you worthless peons in on our lil secret would prove futile.
sonners call Bill friend, so you can bet they will be seeking out retribution in nhl:1.
blogger: you could have at least included your name in the list of nominees, it would have made things more interesting. at least voting up Justine has some comedic value, you vote up Bill out of jealousy and disdain.
now you must answer to the Cru. book it.
halibut!
yeah!
=))
Bill isn't the blogger :l I swear :l
Just ask halibut_steaks :l
Halibut, i'm asking, please tell us who the blogger is. Elequent says you know. I'm thinking you don't. Expose the bastard.
I want to bang Linda's virgin pusheyhole and sperm her rims.
lol, i thought land of the shire was sperming my pusheyhole first!
Fact ~ my pushey doesnt smell like
Dyna Sea Kosher Shrimp like lindas.
lmao Land_of_the_shire is not through sperming Tasha's anusrims
he sperms her twice a day l-) and will have plenty left for you guys.
yet so all of you other virgins must wait patiently
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