Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Χαβανέζος - αμέ! βεβαιότατα!. Δείτε επίσης ... Dean

Habitual liars are fairly uncommon, unless of course you know about NHL:1 chatters. These are people who have difficulty separating fact from fiction and who say whatever comes to their minds no matter how exaggerated, ridiculous, illogical or untruthful it may be.

A good example is the 30+ year-old chatter (Dean) who brags about his many worldly adventures, even though in reality he would have to be 80+ to have accomplished all that he talks about. Habitual liars like Dean lie so frequently that they never show emotional or verbal discomfort, but are so sloppy with content that they are easy to catch.

Habitual liars like Dean love to try and get over on the rest of us chatters. It’s a game to him. Dean likes to think of his lying as somewhat of a bullfight. Dean thinks he is the matador, pitting his exquisite skill and timing against NHL:1 chatters, who are the bulls. Dean uses the finesse of his feints and decoys with the cape against the dumb, stumbling animals, which for all of its brute strength, just can't seem to figure out where Dean is really coming from.

Deans repertoire of smooth moves... certain gestures that evoke intimacy... or phrases that have been found convincing in the past... did fool the fools of NHL:1, but not the wise.

Dean must learn not to battle wits with the more elite of the room. Chat scrap were all gullible enough to buy into his last adventure... his 2-week vacation to Hawaii, but to sonner's like Jockoredwing53, Not2visible_31, Air_coryell82 and Jerzzzey... this game ended with the bull as the victor, as Dean was unable to prove anything to them. All they wanted was a single photo of "paradise" but he was unable to provide that.

Not a single picture!

WTF?

Dean has been exposed as another one of NHL:1's habitual liars. This man was promoting his vacation since July. You think he would have been able to put together his album of Hawaii in those 3 months. Now any pictures posted will only be thought of as fraud.

Dean, where were you for these 2 weeks?

Everyone thought you are getting a divorce not long ago, but you claim to have gone to Hawaii with your wife. Was this a last ditch effort to save your marriage?

Did you meet any of the L. A. Lakers... since you claim they were staying at the same hotel as you?

Did Kobe bang your wife while you were out... LOL?!?!?!?

Tell us again why you didn't visit Pearl Harbor?

Tell us again what you did you?

Tell us again about the belly dancers =)) ... your stupid ass didn't even realize belly dancers was inadvertently used instead of hula dancers when the question was originally posed in the room... how soon we forget! Must have been jet lag =))

Dean, where were you really for these 2 weeks?

Hey Jeff, if you are reading this, you must tell us what Dean sent you from Hawaii. You have been asked twice in the room, but have failed to respond.

Of all chatters, why did Dean choose Jeff to cover for him?

Jeff is not the brightest star in the sky, therefore Dean probably thought he would have been easy to brainwash.

A quote from one of Dean's "friends"... who claims to have been witnessing his bullshit for 5 years now.

"some ppl like dean, do not live in reality. he makes up his past, present, and even future as he goes along. he is overly concerned with how other chatters are going to view him. he has such low self esteem he makes up things to brag about."

Dean, I was wondering... do you lie to make yourself feel more interesting or important than you really are?

I personally don't care of your "adventures" or your failures in life. To me, you are truly pure entertainment, and make for a good laugh on occasion. =))

Fact is Christian, you don't really have much going on for you in life, other than chat. No chatter in their right mind, having as much as you claim, would spend as much time is chat as you. =)) Well, then again, Oz owns half of Greensburg, Pa. and he... never mind.

How about getting on cam and showing that water filled bottle of Louis Roederer Cristal you own and while you're at it... maybe a receipt of any location you may have visited while in Hawaii =))

Jerzzzey, is this what you saw http://www.cristal.com.pe/index2.asp while viewing Dean's cam? =))

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

u ppl seriously need to get a life instead of wasting ur time writing over ur jelousies. <:-P i was in hawaii fact ask jeff. $800 night hotels when most of u pay $800 month rent l-)

Anonymous said...

hey dean i was in Hawaii last week too. I have pictures of the hotties and I but theyre not ready for posting yet. i have pictures of me standing in front of Diamond Head Crater too, but they need some straightening. i look forward to seeing your pictures soon.

Anonymous said...

WOW i wish I could have caught up to you guys. my best friend and me went to Hawaii for like 9 days and tanned during the day. At night we partied and sexed up all the boys we could. Hey, I have pics too when will you two be posting?

lol at me picking up the nickname Dawn-Ho when i was in Hawaii.

hey ZR did u change ur phone number, i tried to call you

Anonymous said...

lol.. Hotshotschamp and I are planning on an Oahu / Maui getaway next May.
Any suggestions on what to do, since we won't be having sex or anything like that lol..
unless of course I am getting a ring this Christmas lol..

Anonymous said...

i was supposed to go to hawaii too on the recommendation of justine gallo. she even offered to let me use the guest room of her oceanside villa. as the date drew near, justine started to reject my phone calls and as it turns out my position as pr director of the vancouver giants is out the window. it's really disappointing to put all your trust in a person you called a friend, only to find out she never really cared for you at all. thanks to justine i am back working part time at a zanesville, ohio quickie mart hoping one day to catch that elusive break. justine i hate you and i hope your baby ends up with sids you Polynesian ho.

Anonymous said...

yes i do citygirl.

just order a whole bunch of junk food and lock yourselves in a motel room all week and have a contest to see who can leave the most skid marks on the bottom of the toilet bowl.

i heard extra velveeta on the nachos does the trick.

also you may want to bring your vibrator along. i hear hawts likes things shoved up his ass.

Anonymous said...

Who wants to bet I can get Jerzzzey to take me to Hawaii? I am going to rock his world with the best sex he has ever had. Sex on the beach during each sunset that we are there, mmhmm. Then I'm going to carry him to our bed and breakfast and smear boysenberry syrup and cornflakes all over his body and devour him. Pics available upon request!

Anonymous said...

lolol at these comments...good blog tho! on point! dean has and always will be a pathetic, lying sack of shit..ever since the days of snickerz_barz and phx_coyotes_rock. If dean had just one friend in the entire world his life might start to change for the better..but we both know that will never happen =))

hey not2nice_31..your cybersleuth skills are really lacking. read another nancy drew novel or consult w Ms. Frantic, she has all the answers. and if it's La Jolla you are so interested in seeing, just be sure to let me know..I'll roll out the red carpet, take you up to my observatory to witness a picturesque pacific sunset, then i will escort you to my master chambers and tear you a new pusheyhole =))

and thanks for the plug, kumar..as my grandpappy liked to say, "the best advertising is free advertising"!

and happy 83rd b-day goes out to my namesake, the don himself..don 'air' coryell <:-P

Anonymous said...

yo peeps... so seriously if you are going to imitate me and post a comment as if i was the one writing it... you are gunna have to put a lil bit of effort into it... at least add a couple "thats hott"'s and some lol's.. and ellipses... i mean for real dudes... those are just the basics for making the comment the least bit believable... peace oot boyzzzz!! lol..

Anonymous said...

wingsfansince_5_9_2007: jcoko view my cam
wingsfansince_5_9_2007: you wanted receipts here you go

LOL!!!

Okay, Dean is trying really hard to convince Jocko he went to Hawaii.=))

wingsfansince_5_9_2007: leaves the room. =))

briereyote: enters the room.

Anonymous said...

All Jocko needed to do was view the receipts on cam, did he? Afterall that is what you people wanted to see, just one receipt for proof. Guess who the fools are in chat, yep you. {: dean hook me up man like you did with Jeff. I love me some Hawaiian treats as well. Appears the naysayers got bulled by dean once again. Ole Ole

Anonymous said...

another dean supporter l-) i'd respect you more if you were an athletic supporter =))

Anonymous said...

ripstic is my nutsac supporter

Jerzzzey said...

Good morning peeps!

Jerzzzey said...

I don't understand how some people take chat so serious & get so stressed out over it. There is more then enough stress in the "real world" chat should be a escape from it. A place where you can talk some puck, shoot the shit with the hilarious sonners, talk on mic with the endless amount of simpletons who own a mic. Not a place to fight, lie, brag & get all worked up over.

Last night after some fun games of NHL 08 i had Oz call me a spic 47 times (i was counting) & threaten my life! I told the Ozmeister to relax its just a game no need to kill me over it. He wasn't listening & insisted i would soon be a dead man. I just wanted to talk some puck so i gave Oz a address where he could meet me of course he said he didn't need it & that he would show up when i least expected it! After a few laughs from those present in the room Oz switched gears & said he was going to fry my pc! Surprisingly my PC is just fine this morning. =))

I hope Oz talked it over with Shannon last night in bed & is now dealing with some of his emotional problems. After his hacking threats didn't scare anyone last night he said he will be shutting down his hockey league & he won't be coming into the room (NHL:1) ever again (lets see how long that last) he then abruptly left the room.

Come on Oz, no need to shut down a fun league over a video game! Oz if you are reading this relax little guy & no i am not being condescending. I think you're a ok guy Oz don't be so paranoid kiddo!

Through all of Oz's personal & racist attacks i never once raised my voice or attacked him in such a way. Whats the point? It's chat & he was fighting over losing to Thornton & i in a 2 on 2 game. Too bad the blogger wasn't present it would have made for a hell of a blog! Plus we would have had a little insight on how the mind of some one like Oz works. I will never understand the Oz & Kingv's of the world. Anyway i just thought i would share that with you all while i drink some Green Tea this morning & eat a corn muffin.

Peace, Love & Harmony
Jerz

Anonymous said...

Race issum. L-)

NitaC said...

Yay, I finally have an official Blogger account thingy...but I digress...

This is in response to Paul's comment above. I have always been very anti-racist [sorry, race cyst L-)] and anti-discriminatory in general...I know Paul shares the same views...anyway, this semester, I am taking a class in which the main focus of the course is just that - prejudice and discrimination. I have a mini assignment due in about 2 weeks...and I thought I'd post the assignment requirements here...no, I don't need help with it, lol...nor will I be using your responses...[-x BUT, I thought this would be a great exercise for all! You don't necessarily have to post your answers...at least think about it, please! Thanks in advance!

Overview: In this paper you will consider the factors that encourage or discourage people from challenging displays of prejudice and discriminatory behaviour.

1. Describe a time when you witnessed a discriminatory event or prejudicial behaviour
AND you had a chance to intervene or respond but you didn’t. The expression of
prejudice/discrimination can involve any social categories you want (ethnicity/race, gender,sexual orientation, etc.).

2. Please describe what psychological or social factors helped discourage you from
intervening (e.g., threats to personal or social identity, fear or rejection or ridicule, lack of
motivation, social norms, audience, relationship to the “prejudiced actor.”)

3. If you could go back to this situation, how might you ideally respond? What kind of response would be most effective? Again consider the social and psychological factors relevant to the “prejudiced actor’s” response (threats to personal or social identity, fear or rejection or ridicule, lack of motivation, social norms, audience, relationship to the “prejudiced actor.”)

NitaC said...

P.S. I forgot to mention...the discriminatory behaviour must be directed towards someone else...not yourself.

Anonymous said...

I'm white and one time I jerked off in front of this coon bitch and she said my white dick was too small for her, she only wanted long african cock.

Anonymous said...

I see Oz has created a sonner ID directed towards you Satori. =)) It didn't take long for Oz to re-enter chat i see. =))Wonder how long before he comes in under lllxxx =))

Good thing I didnt get a team from Oz =))

Oz you truly are pathetic =)) and you do take all of this far too seriously. I try to laugh along with you on occasion, because at times you can be a tad bit funny. And yes i said with you, not at you l-) Like paul said, it's chat, get over it =))

But after pauls comment, i am laughing my ass off AT you.

Deleting the league, hacking, racist comments =)) what a sore loser.

You have nowhere to go but chat as youve been boasting about visiting rooms for 11 years now =))

See you soon, Oz >:D<

Jerzzzey said...

Oz's retirement from NHL:1 lasted 3 days! He is back.

Talker!
Yeah!
=))

Anonymous said...

lol paul no it hasn't been that long.. he was in chat under a fake name on friday trying to boot sonners =))

Anonymous said...

Here is something you folks probably didn't know. I met Dean in nhl:1 some years ago, and he was always a gentleman towards me. After months of private chats, I arranged to meet him at the Scottsdale Cosmic Bowl. He was very graphic in telling the things that he wanted to do to my body. I told him I was not that kind of girl, to which he exclaimed, "You're my kind of girl, and baby, I will make you squirm and squeal with pleasure you have never before experienced". I must say, I was taken aback by his approach but decided to follow through on our get together.

As the day of our off line acquaintance was to commence, Dean became more and more aloof..saying things like, "You sure you want to do this", and "We can always make another date if you're not ready". Complete 180 from just a few weeks ago.

I told Dean that we would meet on our agreed date or we'd never meet at all. He said "Ok", and the date was to be, when on Oct 16th, 2002 we came face to face in Scottsdale, Arizona.

It really was a weird feeling, walking through the doors to the bowling alley, to meet somebody from the internet for the first time. I had met one other person off line before, but it was a she, and we were meeting as part of a foreign exchange program between our universities. So as I walk in, I notice lots of people, young and old. Perhaps we should have wore name tags to make the identification process run smoother, but instead we went off of the descriptions we presented to each other in our private chats.

I sat, stood, sat down again, looking all around in nervous anticipation.. kind of like that feeling you get when waiting for a bus to arrive that is off schedule. About 15 minutes elapsed, but it seemed like an eternity. After a trip to the snack bar for a diet coke and bag of chips, a large cold hand tapped me on my shoulder, to which I turned around with my heart beating a million times a minute, so it seemed.

This man was without a doubt, in his mid to late forties, with young daughter by his side, so I knew it could not be Dean. He asked me if I was waiting for a lane, and that one had now become vacant. I told him that I was just waiting for a friend to arrive, and thanked him for his courtesy. By the time I could catch my breath from that sudden surge of spontaneity, I noticed a peculiar looking fellow scampering toward the exit.

My female intuition told me that I must pursue this man into the parking lot, so call me crazy, but I did just that. When outside I noticed this diminutive, frail fellow beginning to jog away from the scene, all while looking behind him. Was he in trouble ? Was there somebody following after him ? Or was he simply in a rush to leave ? Caught up in the excitement of the moment, I decided to tuck my purse under my arm and make a full-fledged run after him.

As I did, I noticed something had flown off while he was afoot. What was it ? As I got closer, I noticed it was a hat of some sorts. When I bent down to pick it up I realized this just wasn't any baseball cap, this was a Phoenix Coyotes fitted number, with "Doaner" scribbled under the brim.

At that very second, I realized who this garment belonged to.. DEAN! I now couldn't contain myself and began to shout, "DEAN", "DEAN, you dropped your hat"!

My pace began to quicken as I started to close in on my most elusive friend. Finally, he began to slow, coming up to the driver's side door of an old, red, station wagon, at least 15 years old. This particular automobile told me everything I needed to know about the person I was chasing..Missing hub caps, broken rear window, and an Arizona Diamondbacks world series bumper sticker. This had to be Dean!

I had now got to the point where he had already entered the vehicle, climbing through the window with such grace and style, that I reckon even Bo and Luke Duke would offer applause. The key was in the ignition, but to my great satisfaction, the engine did not turnover. Several attempts, but to no avail.

I approached the passenger side window, getting up enough gumption to say, "Care to give me a ride, mister". He paused, but did not respond. I moved closer to get a closer view, then raised my voice and said. "Dean, it's me, Femmie"! At that moment, he turned around with such a scared, perplexed look and said "Please go away". Before I could utter another syllable, he shouted, "Leave me alone".

I couldn't believe my ears. This was not the same person I had come to know in nhl:1. The same person who boasted of million dollar houses and plush hideaways in the Caribbean. The same person who promised to make me orgasm intense enough to make "super-soakers" market a new product.

This was not that person at all. This was Christian Andrews, a lonely little boy trapped inside a 35 year old man's body. His clothes were ripped and tethered, his hair uncombed, his sneakers untied, his face sweating profusely.

Most women would have turned and hightailed it out of there, but I couldn't. I had to extend a hand of charity by offering him a ride and my cell phone to call AAA. He would not accept either, and began to cry, wrought with emotion. My heart cried too and said, "Dean, what's wrong sweetie"? "Why are you crying"? His responses were inaudible, except for one sentence that rang clearer than a church bell on Christmas Eve.

"Nobody loves me".

Anonymous said...

ROFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^^

Anonymous said...

The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.
-- Steven Wright