At the age of 22, Oz Santwyk and a teenage cousin set out from the U.K. to the United States. He was in search of an American girl whom he met on the Internet, and had not talked to in over nine months.
U.S. Border patrol agents and Coast Guard officials caught Oz, his cousin and others in a large fishing vessel on the Atlantic and were detained. After providing information pertaining to his "online love" along with information of her possible whereabouts, officials were able to make contact with Shannon's mother.
A year later Oz was released to her.
Now 26, Oz owns a home in Pennsylvania (so he says), joined a rugby team (where he says he blew out his knee and why he limps), married his online sweetheart (yet to be proven), is the father of a 2 year old girl (though she looks more like Otis the cook at the local Denny's), and generally embraced life as an American (except that Oz isn't here legally) and soon, a judge could order him deported.
Though his wife and mother-in-law have been living and working legally in the U.S. all their lives, a wrinkle in immigration law does not let them apply to keep him here.
“I don't want to go back because I'll be alone,” Oz said, when I spoke to him the other night in PM. "All I have is here in the states... my wife, my daughter, my wife's laptop, my chat friends... though if I had my own computer, I would have my chat friends no matter where I went."
Oz seemed depressed. No, I could not hear him, but I could sense it and feel it by how he typed out to me... as if he were crying out for help. All I could keep telling myself is don't let him get to you, he had his chance long ago, he laughed at you... he didn't want your help... don't do it.
I tried joking with Oz that night... telling him that illegal immigrants do pay taxes, they do the work that U.S. citizens don't want to do, and they do work cheap. "You were encouraged to be part of that Oz, but you chose to sit on your ass 24/7 behind the monitor.... and look at you now."
"Stop calling me an illegal immigrant" Oz fires back... "Okay Oz, from here on out I will call you an Undocumented Citizen." LOL!
Then I believe I was again put on ignore by him...
The debate over illegal immigration really pisses me off. Some estimates range to upwards of 20 million illegal aliens in the United States. It would be great if we could eliminate this problem, but that isn't going to happen. No doubt many of the current illegals are registered to vote. Tally up the numbers and you have a sizable voting bloc, which explains why so many politicians are unwilling to pursue a program of rounding them up and shipping them out.
The politicians want those votes. To no one's vast surprise... politicians are whores. Those with the votes are those whose favor they solicit.
Alright, I'll STFU now.
I ask, my fellow chatters... what difference would it make if Oz were in the states or back home? He would still visit NHL:1 on a regular basis. It's not like he spends "quality" time with his wife or daughter. It's not like he has "real" friends that would miss him. If he ends up back in U.K the communication with Shannon and Amelia via a video camera and microphone would be no different than communicating with them within the same household. I'm sure there is very little eye-to-eye contact while together, and I'm certain there is even less physical contact at home... so again, honestly what difference would it make where he was? The family would still get the same type of attention. Oz will always be Oz.
Sadly, his wife and daughter would probably see him more online.
Personally I don't care where Oz hangs his hat... but I do think it is funny how all this has come about for him.
All I can say Oz, is that thank god you are not Mexican because Mexico doesn't want their own back.
Mayors from the six Mexican states on the country’s northern border are complaining because they expect about a million people to be deported by the United States during the first six months of 2008. The mayors said their cities are not ready for the influx of so many new residents... especially if they’re criminals. LOL at new residents. Don't get me started...
I'm not saying you will be welcomed back in the U.K. with open arms, but at least you won't have the door slammed in your face. Or will you?
Good luck Oz!
If given a second chance, make something of it, and remember...
Tomorrow is Another Day!
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Monday, November 26, 2007
NHL:1 Chat Room Etiquette...
A first rule of thumb is to use proper judgment when selecting a nickname that you will use in NHL:1. Avoid using any rude or inappropriate names, as this will only cause others in the room to ignore you. Instead, use a name that best describes yourself to others... i.e Forever_Frantic, Screamingheadtrip or Outovcontroll. You should use an ID that will arouse the interest or curiosity of other chatters. These IDs are generally created by the elite of the room, known as Sonners who are the life blood of NHL:1. Most ID attempts made by chat scrap, who are hoping to fit in with the elite, are generally lame and ineffectual. Chat scrap end up reverting back to their old IDs like Cck2ca, lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll, or Flyereddie48. Oz is trying to attract gullible bimbo's with "king" status when he's really more like a queen. Eddie is trying to portray himself as a pilot to attract lonely fat chicks and not a Pepsi vending machine stocker. And with Chris... Caresses Cock Kindly... which is all I can get out of that ID, is obviously trying to attract the homosexuals of NHL:1.
Many of you are in need of an ID change... FACT!
Welcome back, for those of you that just created a new ID.
Now that you have hopefully created a new ID and are ready to chat again, there are some proper greetings you should know about in order to initiate a conversation. One of the best ways to accomplish this is to use a simple, pleasant greeting, such as “Hi Everyone”, or “Good Evening”. If this fails to catch anyone’s attention, you could attempt to address a particular member with a "loser" smiley or a "roflmao" smiley. The person you are addressing will usually respond after that, thus launching your chat interaction. Most likely you have just inherited the name "Dean" and are about to temporarily lose IQ points as you continue chatting with this "particular member"... who we will refer to as Cck2ca... who isn't necessarily the brightest star in the sky. Cck2ca likes to refer to all those that use the "loser" and "roflmao" smiley's as Dean, so I think it's only fair that we refer to all idiot's as Cck2ca. Then again, Duecey is the same way, so all idiots will now be referred to as Cck2ca's and Duecey's.
Many chatters in NHL:1 like Cck2ca or Duecey, tend to let their guard down and may try and insult or verbally abuse you just for sake of conversation. In fact, there are many instances where someone will enter the chat room just to annoy others in this way for the same reason. While your instinct is to fire back in the same manner, try to restrain from doing so. You should either ignore the person, or use your chat software to block their messages. In Cck2ca's case, ignore is out of the question. If you are anything like Cck2ca or Duecey, you probably need the attention and enjoy the embarrassment.
If a verbal sparring is the result of a disagreement with a Cck2ca, or a Flyeriddie48, try to remedy the situation by politely talking it over together... preferably in PM. Remember to respect the beliefs and opinions of others in the room and the civil conversations they may be having. If you find you are in the wrong, be sure to promptly correct yourself and apologize to those that you have offended. Most likely though, with the likes of a Cck2ca or Flyereddie48, they will continue rambling though they have been sonned and apologized to. They are just out to impress their boss in Oz and hoping to remain in his Fantasy Hockey League. Or as some would say... basically kissing his ass.
Here are some other tips to follow when chatting in NHL:1. Please welcome and respect any newcomers that are entering for the first time. Don't be like Cck2ca and call them a newbie, or to STFU and to GTFO because you are afraid he/she will take over your online friends it took you months, if not years to make. Offer advice to the newcomers when asked, as they may not be sure what to do or how to converse. Better yet, let the Sonners give advice, as they have the ability to weed out chat scrap and see the qualities in a chatter that could warrant them a permanent chair in the room. With the likes of Cck2ca, Flyereddie48, and Oz giving advice, we have nothing but a room full of Pixie's, Boltsgirls, and Costergirl's.
Also, if you are a chat room moderator, or regular, try not to overload the room with constant advice or opinions and give others their chance to speak. No newcomer wants to hear the BULL*** of an Oz or Flyereddie48 and the ignorance of a Nhlphi and Justin_Williams14 who tend to deter any potential "fresh meat" that NHL:1 is in dire need of.
Finally... remember to treat all that are in NHL:1 the same way you would want to be treated.
If the truth is spoken by a particular chatter and your feelings are hurt, then maybe it's time to shape up and get yourself a life. It does no good to get defensive over it. If you can't do that, then simply ignore the individual who is trying to point out your faults which is for your own good, and continue on with your pathetic life.
By observing these basic rules of etiquette, everyone can have a better online chat experience.
Wait, then you'll want to come back for even more, and there are only so many hours in a day.
Scratch that... =))=))=))
LOL!!!!!!
Many of you are in need of an ID change... FACT!
Welcome back, for those of you that just created a new ID.
Now that you have hopefully created a new ID and are ready to chat again, there are some proper greetings you should know about in order to initiate a conversation. One of the best ways to accomplish this is to use a simple, pleasant greeting, such as “Hi Everyone”, or “Good Evening”. If this fails to catch anyone’s attention, you could attempt to address a particular member with a "loser" smiley or a "roflmao" smiley. The person you are addressing will usually respond after that, thus launching your chat interaction. Most likely you have just inherited the name "Dean" and are about to temporarily lose IQ points as you continue chatting with this "particular member"... who we will refer to as Cck2ca... who isn't necessarily the brightest star in the sky. Cck2ca likes to refer to all those that use the "loser" and "roflmao" smiley's as Dean, so I think it's only fair that we refer to all idiot's as Cck2ca. Then again, Duecey is the same way, so all idiots will now be referred to as Cck2ca's and Duecey's.
Many chatters in NHL:1 like Cck2ca or Duecey, tend to let their guard down and may try and insult or verbally abuse you just for sake of conversation. In fact, there are many instances where someone will enter the chat room just to annoy others in this way for the same reason. While your instinct is to fire back in the same manner, try to restrain from doing so. You should either ignore the person, or use your chat software to block their messages. In Cck2ca's case, ignore is out of the question. If you are anything like Cck2ca or Duecey, you probably need the attention and enjoy the embarrassment.
If a verbal sparring is the result of a disagreement with a Cck2ca, or a Flyeriddie48, try to remedy the situation by politely talking it over together... preferably in PM. Remember to respect the beliefs and opinions of others in the room and the civil conversations they may be having. If you find you are in the wrong, be sure to promptly correct yourself and apologize to those that you have offended. Most likely though, with the likes of a Cck2ca or Flyereddie48, they will continue rambling though they have been sonned and apologized to. They are just out to impress their boss in Oz and hoping to remain in his Fantasy Hockey League. Or as some would say... basically kissing his ass.
Here are some other tips to follow when chatting in NHL:1. Please welcome and respect any newcomers that are entering for the first time. Don't be like Cck2ca and call them a newbie, or to STFU and to GTFO because you are afraid he/she will take over your online friends it took you months, if not years to make. Offer advice to the newcomers when asked, as they may not be sure what to do or how to converse. Better yet, let the Sonners give advice, as they have the ability to weed out chat scrap and see the qualities in a chatter that could warrant them a permanent chair in the room. With the likes of Cck2ca, Flyereddie48, and Oz giving advice, we have nothing but a room full of Pixie's, Boltsgirls, and Costergirl's.
Also, if you are a chat room moderator, or regular, try not to overload the room with constant advice or opinions and give others their chance to speak. No newcomer wants to hear the BULL*** of an Oz or Flyereddie48 and the ignorance of a Nhlphi and Justin_Williams14 who tend to deter any potential "fresh meat" that NHL:1 is in dire need of.
Finally... remember to treat all that are in NHL:1 the same way you would want to be treated.
If the truth is spoken by a particular chatter and your feelings are hurt, then maybe it's time to shape up and get yourself a life. It does no good to get defensive over it. If you can't do that, then simply ignore the individual who is trying to point out your faults which is for your own good, and continue on with your pathetic life.
By observing these basic rules of etiquette, everyone can have a better online chat experience.
Wait, then you'll want to come back for even more, and there are only so many hours in a day.
Scratch that... =))=))=))
LOL!!!!!!
Sunday, November 25, 2007
Winners and Losers...
What is the first thing you think of when you think of a winner? I think of success. Power. Money. Hell, I even think of women. The thing about a winner is that they have a personal sense of power that not only makes them seem charismatic, but near invincible. That personal power got them to where they are today. When things got to be just that tough, to the point where one could not go further, they drove on.
What about the losers? They give up. They stop trying. Losers end up in NHL:1 chat full time, where they speak very little of hockey, even less of their successes, and absolutely nothing of their future. Their only concerns are whether their friends will be in chat the next day and if so, what time?
You have all been there. You have all had points where you feel like you are failing in your lives. Like you cannot push on further when things get tough. Hate to break it to you, but things tend to get tough. Life is not and will not ever be fair. You know who you are... Oz, Cck2ca, Nhlphi, Pixie, Flyereddie, Thornton_19_ca... the list goes on and on. I'm hoping that if you losers read on, you may learn a little something, maybe show some motivation, and understand there is more to life than chat.
Winners fail and they do quite often. They take risks. They take chances. They make mistakes and learn from them. They bounce back. Winners do not take sick days unless they literally feel like death. Winners do not find an excuse to get out of work. True winners of NHL:1 are Briereyote, Outovcontroll, Sharkfan_in559, Talker_a_Talker, Lotusblossum, Not2Visible_31, Julyladybug16 and Antiwhy. Funny how all of the winners are from the west coast. Not sure what they're putting in the water east of the Rockies, but it is evidently killing off brain cells. There is one east coaster to make the list... Land of the Shire, who fortunately does not drink the water, only the finest of whiskey known to man.
Losers may not fail that often, but they let opportunities pass them by. They do not take chances or make mistakes. They could be one step closer if they do not call off work, or do not work those extra hours. That little bit of money can help set up investments and things like that. Losers are lazy, procrastinate, and put off doing things. Losers are people of words, not people of action, right Oz? Speaking of words, how's your daughter doing with that... any luck?
Sorry, this isn't the time. LOL!!!
You losers that do work 2-3 days a week end up spending any extra $$$ you think you have to pick up playstations, xbox360's, and tickets to hockey games. What you should be doing is consulting with Dean about investing those "extra" few bucks, building your credit rating, and planning for a better tomorrow. Dean is right when he says you losers cross off each day on the calendar until that next paycheque arrives. Good thing all of you live at home, or at least share a 1-bedroom apartment with the local college soccer team to make ends meet, or you would never have the funds to be online... which wouldn't allow me to help you out.
Okay, let's talk a little about Paul. Paul has recently decided to make a move in his life to better his life and set up his future by taking on employment and furthering his education.
I was able to convince Paul to "get into shape" not just physically, but more importantly, mentally. Some of you have noticed that Paul has not been in NHL:1 as much lately. He wants you to think it is because of a girl in his life, but I'm here to tell you it isn't. Paul has been working out 6 days a week, mostly cardio, but more importantly exercising his mind... reading
up on Computer Languages and Operating Systems.
Since most of you losers like to follow Paul around and agree to everything your leader had to say in chat... you should try to follow in his footsteps now. Next time one of you losers state "I'm bored" in chat... ask Dean or Paul for some advice. They will tell you that the best times of their lives are when they are busy, not when they were bored.
Listen Oz, Cck2ca, Flyereddie... etc... if you are afraid of failure, that is natural. But if you let the fear of failure (or rejection) even prevent you from trying to better yourself, then you might as well give up. You will end up with a life similar to Mitch or Vicesandhabits... chasing down younger vulnerable, low self-esteem women for online relationships at 50 years old.
You cannot get a job you do not apply for. You cannot get an education you do not prepare for. You cannot make money when you do not even work that many hours and call off. You cannot truly live if you cannot keep yourself busy and try.
Afraid of getting rejected when asking a person out? Who isn't? Ask them out anyway. A person who is too afraid to ask, to apply, to inquire, or to work at something will fail. FACT!
Do you want to hang around someone who does not take responsibility for their own actions (makes excuses), who talks a big game but does nothing (procrastination, lazy), complains about a lack of money but works only a few hours at one job (lazy, lack of trying), complains about not getting attention from the opposite sex (afraid of rejection), or people who just act as drones and just take orders without asking why nor understanding why (afraid to question and afraid of confrontation)? Wow, doesn't that describe 95% of the chatters of NHL:1? I'm sorry for such a long sentence there. It just kills me to think of so many chatters in NHL:1 wasting such valuable time.
Guess what... if you hang out with losers, they're going to say you suck, your ideas stink, you have no life, etc. Dean, Paul, and the Sonners are here to help motivate you, and say "YES YOU SHOULD, YES YOU CAN, YES YOU WILL!" If you listen to the likes of Oz and think money grows on trees, houses sell for 52k, and you never need to work another day in your life because you think your parents are loaded and will leave it to you, then you're in trouble.
If you're fine with the status quo, then by all means, you can stay there. But if I think you are better than that, Dean and Paul (and if you're lucky to get in tight with a Sonner)... they will try to convince you to do better. Everyone can be a winner. You just have to choose to be one. And it all starts with pushing yourself to the point of breaking down, and when you think you are about done, pushing yourself just a little further.
According to Zig Ziglar, the difference between ordinary and extraordinary is just that little 'extra'.
And how right he is.
Good Luck!
Remember... Tomorrow is Another Day!
What about the losers? They give up. They stop trying. Losers end up in NHL:1 chat full time, where they speak very little of hockey, even less of their successes, and absolutely nothing of their future. Their only concerns are whether their friends will be in chat the next day and if so, what time?
You have all been there. You have all had points where you feel like you are failing in your lives. Like you cannot push on further when things get tough. Hate to break it to you, but things tend to get tough. Life is not and will not ever be fair. You know who you are... Oz, Cck2ca, Nhlphi, Pixie, Flyereddie, Thornton_19_ca... the list goes on and on. I'm hoping that if you losers read on, you may learn a little something, maybe show some motivation, and understand there is more to life than chat.
Winners fail and they do quite often. They take risks. They take chances. They make mistakes and learn from them. They bounce back. Winners do not take sick days unless they literally feel like death. Winners do not find an excuse to get out of work. True winners of NHL:1 are Briereyote, Outovcontroll, Sharkfan_in559, Talker_a_Talker, Lotusblossum, Not2Visible_31, Julyladybug16 and Antiwhy. Funny how all of the winners are from the west coast. Not sure what they're putting in the water east of the Rockies, but it is evidently killing off brain cells. There is one east coaster to make the list... Land of the Shire, who fortunately does not drink the water, only the finest of whiskey known to man.
Losers may not fail that often, but they let opportunities pass them by. They do not take chances or make mistakes. They could be one step closer if they do not call off work, or do not work those extra hours. That little bit of money can help set up investments and things like that. Losers are lazy, procrastinate, and put off doing things. Losers are people of words, not people of action, right Oz? Speaking of words, how's your daughter doing with that... any luck?
Sorry, this isn't the time. LOL!!!
You losers that do work 2-3 days a week end up spending any extra $$$ you think you have to pick up playstations, xbox360's, and tickets to hockey games. What you should be doing is consulting with Dean about investing those "extra" few bucks, building your credit rating, and planning for a better tomorrow. Dean is right when he says you losers cross off each day on the calendar until that next paycheque arrives. Good thing all of you live at home, or at least share a 1-bedroom apartment with the local college soccer team to make ends meet, or you would never have the funds to be online... which wouldn't allow me to help you out.
Okay, let's talk a little about Paul. Paul has recently decided to make a move in his life to better his life and set up his future by taking on employment and furthering his education.
I was able to convince Paul to "get into shape" not just physically, but more importantly, mentally. Some of you have noticed that Paul has not been in NHL:1 as much lately. He wants you to think it is because of a girl in his life, but I'm here to tell you it isn't. Paul has been working out 6 days a week, mostly cardio, but more importantly exercising his mind... reading
up on Computer Languages and Operating Systems.
Since most of you losers like to follow Paul around and agree to everything your leader had to say in chat... you should try to follow in his footsteps now. Next time one of you losers state "I'm bored" in chat... ask Dean or Paul for some advice. They will tell you that the best times of their lives are when they are busy, not when they were bored.
Listen Oz, Cck2ca, Flyereddie... etc... if you are afraid of failure, that is natural. But if you let the fear of failure (or rejection) even prevent you from trying to better yourself, then you might as well give up. You will end up with a life similar to Mitch or Vicesandhabits... chasing down younger vulnerable, low self-esteem women for online relationships at 50 years old.
You cannot get a job you do not apply for. You cannot get an education you do not prepare for. You cannot make money when you do not even work that many hours and call off. You cannot truly live if you cannot keep yourself busy and try.
Afraid of getting rejected when asking a person out? Who isn't? Ask them out anyway. A person who is too afraid to ask, to apply, to inquire, or to work at something will fail. FACT!
Do you want to hang around someone who does not take responsibility for their own actions (makes excuses), who talks a big game but does nothing (procrastination, lazy), complains about a lack of money but works only a few hours at one job (lazy, lack of trying), complains about not getting attention from the opposite sex (afraid of rejection), or people who just act as drones and just take orders without asking why nor understanding why (afraid to question and afraid of confrontation)? Wow, doesn't that describe 95% of the chatters of NHL:1? I'm sorry for such a long sentence there. It just kills me to think of so many chatters in NHL:1 wasting such valuable time.
Guess what... if you hang out with losers, they're going to say you suck, your ideas stink, you have no life, etc. Dean, Paul, and the Sonners are here to help motivate you, and say "YES YOU SHOULD, YES YOU CAN, YES YOU WILL!" If you listen to the likes of Oz and think money grows on trees, houses sell for 52k, and you never need to work another day in your life because you think your parents are loaded and will leave it to you, then you're in trouble.
If you're fine with the status quo, then by all means, you can stay there. But if I think you are better than that, Dean and Paul (and if you're lucky to get in tight with a Sonner)... they will try to convince you to do better. Everyone can be a winner. You just have to choose to be one. And it all starts with pushing yourself to the point of breaking down, and when you think you are about done, pushing yourself just a little further.
According to Zig Ziglar, the difference between ordinary and extraordinary is just that little 'extra'.
And how right he is.
Good Luck!
Remember... Tomorrow is Another Day!
Thursday, November 15, 2007
WTF is up with the status messages these days...
Why do people take status message verbiage so seriously?
And yes, I've had one too many tonight..................... FACT!
I thought the status message is supposed to be used to alert those on our contact list whether we are online or not, busy or free to chat, and whether one could be bothered or not.
Some use this feature to let everyone on their list know of their personal business... like Mandi, who always types up a paragraph about her ups and downs, and more downs. WTF is up with this? You're making yourself out to be a bigger loser than you were before putting up your status message.
I love the status messages that are up and say "Busy". If you're fucking busy, log off... WTF?
I'm looking at a status message right now that reads "my hand hurts"... Who really gives a shit? Nicole Marie, if your hand hurts... tend to it, go see a doctor, put down the 4 drumsticks and eat one at a time. Do you think anyone from your list cares that your hand hurts?
This is what one chatter told me yesterday about being online 24/7 ... "My computer is on all the time because I have a broadband connection and I hate shutting down my computer and having it start up. And no matter how fast one's computer can be, especially for me, it's a lot easier to leave it on." Then why all the status messages, I asked? Is it really necessary? Finally, I was told... "I am bored, and needed someone to talk to."
Finally someone who was honest with me. It is merely an attention getter. FACT!
Messages like "just got out of the shower" by Lindsay... LOL!!! is only asking for what? Maybe she's hoping Oz sees it and PM's her for some cam action?
A lot of people write where they are and what they are doing, which is somewhat valid, if the message is believable. Messages like "heading to Ron's house for a night of sex" just won't cut it Catherine. If you leave a message like, "eating a gallon of chocolate ice cream with whipped cream because Ron told me he couldn't take me out tonight"... I can handle that. Sad, but the truth.
Some chatters leave status messages up on how they're feeling. "woke up feeling terrible, called in sick to work, leave a message"... Okay blueeyed97fan (Bree) if you're too sick to work, why aren't you too sick to chat? Lay off the fried chicken as midnight snacks, and I bet you'll feel better in the morning. You only work 3 days a week anyway, I don't understand.
Who's attention were you trying to get outovcontroll joe with your "ambiens is the Shit!!!!!!?"
Can't be Linda's as she swore she's not talking to you anymore =)) or maybe it is Chris' attention now that him and Lindsay have broken up and he's all yours again.
Other status messages seen today...
xxxxxx_xxx_xxxxxxx "watching law and order, so good!"
x_xxxxx_xxx "chillin"
xxxxxxx_xxxxxx_xxxxx "trying to catch a lizard"
xxxxx_xx_xxxxxxx "at the apple store!"
xxx_xxxx_xxxx_xxxxxxx "makin that money in Charlotte this week"
xxxxx_xxx "FREE! And wandering around wondering what to do with life"
xxxxx_x_xxxxxxx "back in Raleigh"
xxx_x_xxxxxx "dreaming about cock"
xxxx_xx_xxxxxxx "at home and bored"
xx_xxxxx_xx "listening to drunk Jed"
xxxxxx_xxxxxx_xx "back from vacation and much more tan"
xxxxx_xx_xxxx "playing with chemicals"
x_xx_xxxx "in class"
xxx_xxxxx_xxx "finally moved into my new house"
xxxx_xxxxxxx_xx "Milwaukified"
xxx_xxxxx_xx_x "stuck in/doing phySUCKS."
All pretty lame!
Try these out if you want some attention you chat addicts!
-just because I've been online for a whole day doesn't mean I'm ADDICTED... my chair is just COMFY
-the fact that I have been sitting on my butt in front of the computer for about 19 hours does not mean I am addicted... it just means I have no life
-my two biggest problems are addiction to the internet and procrastination... i'm away from the internet now... i'll work on procrastination later
-i'm not addicted to chat im just trying to be the person online the longest
-i am not addicted to the internet, it's addicted to me
-there's this lost cause I believe in... called myself... and remember, rehab is for quitters
-rough day at school... math and alcohol don't mix... don't drink and derive
-when a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment... when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's 3.95 per minute
-think of it this way... if I were really addicted, would I have this away message up?
Someone stop the room from spinning.................................
THE END!
And yes, I've had one too many tonight..................... FACT!
I thought the status message is supposed to be used to alert those on our contact list whether we are online or not, busy or free to chat, and whether one could be bothered or not.
Some use this feature to let everyone on their list know of their personal business... like Mandi, who always types up a paragraph about her ups and downs, and more downs. WTF is up with this? You're making yourself out to be a bigger loser than you were before putting up your status message.
I love the status messages that are up and say "Busy". If you're fucking busy, log off... WTF?
I'm looking at a status message right now that reads "my hand hurts"... Who really gives a shit? Nicole Marie, if your hand hurts... tend to it, go see a doctor, put down the 4 drumsticks and eat one at a time. Do you think anyone from your list cares that your hand hurts?
This is what one chatter told me yesterday about being online 24/7 ... "My computer is on all the time because I have a broadband connection and I hate shutting down my computer and having it start up. And no matter how fast one's computer can be, especially for me, it's a lot easier to leave it on." Then why all the status messages, I asked? Is it really necessary? Finally, I was told... "I am bored, and needed someone to talk to."
Finally someone who was honest with me. It is merely an attention getter. FACT!
Messages like "just got out of the shower" by Lindsay... LOL!!! is only asking for what? Maybe she's hoping Oz sees it and PM's her for some cam action?
A lot of people write where they are and what they are doing, which is somewhat valid, if the message is believable. Messages like "heading to Ron's house for a night of sex" just won't cut it Catherine. If you leave a message like, "eating a gallon of chocolate ice cream with whipped cream because Ron told me he couldn't take me out tonight"... I can handle that. Sad, but the truth.
Some chatters leave status messages up on how they're feeling. "woke up feeling terrible, called in sick to work, leave a message"... Okay blueeyed97fan (Bree) if you're too sick to work, why aren't you too sick to chat? Lay off the fried chicken as midnight snacks, and I bet you'll feel better in the morning. You only work 3 days a week anyway, I don't understand.
Who's attention were you trying to get outovcontroll joe with your "ambiens is the Shit!!!!!!?"
Can't be Linda's as she swore she's not talking to you anymore =)) or maybe it is Chris' attention now that him and Lindsay have broken up and he's all yours again.
Other status messages seen today...
xxxxxx_xxx_xxxxxxx "watching law and order, so good!"
x_xxxxx_xxx "chillin"
xxxxxxx_xxxxxx_xxxxx "trying to catch a lizard"
xxxxx_xx_xxxxxxx "at the apple store!"
xxx_xxxx_xxxx_xxxxxxx "makin that money in Charlotte this week"
xxxxx_xxx "FREE! And wandering around wondering what to do with life"
xxxxx_x_xxxxxxx "back in Raleigh"
xxx_x_xxxxxx "dreaming about cock"
xxxx_xx_xxxxxxx "at home and bored"
xx_xxxxx_xx "listening to drunk Jed"
xxxxxx_xxxxxx_xx "back from vacation and much more tan"
xxxxx_xx_xxxx "playing with chemicals"
x_xx_xxxx "in class"
xxx_xxxxx_xxx "finally moved into my new house"
xxxx_xxxxxxx_xx "Milwaukified"
xxx_xxxxx_xx_x "stuck in/doing phySUCKS."
All pretty lame!
Try these out if you want some attention you chat addicts!
-just because I've been online for a whole day doesn't mean I'm ADDICTED... my chair is just COMFY
-the fact that I have been sitting on my butt in front of the computer for about 19 hours does not mean I am addicted... it just means I have no life
-my two biggest problems are addiction to the internet and procrastination... i'm away from the internet now... i'll work on procrastination later
-i'm not addicted to chat im just trying to be the person online the longest
-i am not addicted to the internet, it's addicted to me
-there's this lost cause I believe in... called myself... and remember, rehab is for quitters
-rough day at school... math and alcohol don't mix... don't drink and derive
-when a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment... when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's 3.95 per minute
-think of it this way... if I were really addicted, would I have this away message up?
Someone stop the room from spinning.................................
THE END!
Thursday, November 8, 2007
Paul owns Thornton and his girl...
Looks like Thornton is still not over Mary_Christine.
Thornton, you never had a chance. Couldn't you see that from day 1, she wanted Paul? Girls only communicate with you Thornton, because you throw mommy's credit card around. FACT!
LOL at Thornton pming Mary_Christine at 2:00 AM looking for Paul, and being told to "fuck off" ... again. =))
Thornton waiting for the day that Mary_Christine enters NHL:1 chat so he can verbally abuse her. LOL at Thornton getting his feelings hurt by her in PM, saying "leave me alone" and wanting revenge.
Michael, she is far too strong of a woman to take you or chat seriously. Bring your best stuff and your backup entourage, because you're going to need all the help you can get. She is too witty for you Michael, you don't stand a chance. I myself with the sonners will be supporting Paul and Mary, but it's not like they need it.
Thornton, you wonder why people talk of your multiple handicaps... LOL at you wishing illness upon Mary_Christine just because she won't talk to you.
Thornton is so upset, you can hear it in his voice.
Paul telling Thornton to get a job, and possibly a girl... a real one if that's possible. =))
Bottom line... Michael is afraid of losing Paul as a best friend. LOL at Michael stating that he will trade in Paul for Oz as a best friend if he doesn't drop Mary_Christine.
Michael, if you have no feelings for Mary_Christine, then why do you sing for her? Why do you get so upset when her name is brought up in chat?
LOL at Michael saying Mary has no outside life because she's always in chat. Last time I checked Michael, you were in chat far more than Mary_Christine. =)) What does that make Michael, a winner?
Even after Paul, Oz, and Barry told Michael to basically STFU, he kept on going with it.
"You spend more time with Mary than me" ... the truth comes out, Michael misses Paul. Fact!
Oz putting in his two-cents worth saying Shannon would kick Mary_Christine's ass if they ever met. Oz, set up a time in chat when Mary_Christine and Shannon can go 1-on-1 in voice chat.
My money is on Mary_Christine. What a surprise, Amelia is on dad's lap while he uses the word cunt, bitch, etc. Way to educate your 2 year old Oz.
Michael, you are getting shit on left and right. First Paul takes Oz as his new hockey partner, then takes the love of your life from you.
Michael telling Paul to hang out with the guys and not talk to Mary_Christine. Oz saying Paul spends more time with Mary_Christine than he does with his own wife, and "I'm married" he says... "you're whipped." LOL at Oz sonning himself to oblivion. =))
Oz mad at Paul for not taking 5 minutes to set his roster, as he is too busy talking to Mary_Christine. Oz, you should try talking to Shannon now and then, find out that there is more to life that chat.
Eddie chimes in with saying "it's what you call a life, Thornton" get over it, Paul will always be a chat friend to you."
flyereddie48: paul is in love ..now his fantasy team sucks
paul.anthony84: lol
paul.anthony84: clowns
vanspliff81: brain washed.lol
fallenangel27493: urghhhh paul
fallenangel27493: this is boring!
fallenangel27493: dont make me mute u all
vanspliff81: fix it!
fallenangel27493: lol paul
Eddie, if you payed closer attention to your marriage, your wife would not have left you. She would not have taken the kids, and the pet hamster, Herbie. =)) Paul has his priorities straight, unlike you.
Everyone knows that Paul runs NHL:1 and without him, or the sonners... NHL:1 would be nothing.
flyereddie48: flyers beat the pens .//who cares about mary
flyereddie48: right oz
LOL at "right oz" =))
Imagine Oz trying to run this room, I give it 4 days before it closes its doors! Fact!
LOL at Oz saying "all the chicks in this room want me" =))
Paul saying Shannon was his 2nd girlfriend ever!... and Oz begged Shannon to mary him. =))
fallenangel27493: and its all abt Mary
fallenangel27493: so boring
fallenangel27493: u cant just hate somebody overnight thornton
fallenangel27493: she broke ur heart
fallenangel27493: and Paul is rubbing salt in ur wounds
Kate must be bored.
fallenangel27493:
fallenangel27493: lol thornton
fallenangel27493: leave me alone
paul.anthony84: lololol
fallenangel27493: lol
paul.anthony84: that was so gay
fallenangel27493: awwwwwwwwww
vanspliff81: someone is Jealous!
fallenangel27493: i know
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: the most intelligent thank you
justin_williams_14: ya think craig? lol
fallenangel27493: lol @ u spend more time with her than me!
vanspliff81: GET OVER IT
justin_williams_14: thornton
Everyone sees it but Michael. Admit it Michael! Get over it! Move on!
As Paul said, "there are other fish in the sea"
And as I like to say...
Tomorrow is another day!
Thornton, you never had a chance. Couldn't you see that from day 1, she wanted Paul? Girls only communicate with you Thornton, because you throw mommy's credit card around. FACT!
LOL at Thornton pming Mary_Christine at 2:00 AM looking for Paul, and being told to "fuck off" ... again. =))
Thornton waiting for the day that Mary_Christine enters NHL:1 chat so he can verbally abuse her. LOL at Thornton getting his feelings hurt by her in PM, saying "leave me alone" and wanting revenge.
Michael, she is far too strong of a woman to take you or chat seriously. Bring your best stuff and your backup entourage, because you're going to need all the help you can get. She is too witty for you Michael, you don't stand a chance. I myself with the sonners will be supporting Paul and Mary, but it's not like they need it.
Thornton, you wonder why people talk of your multiple handicaps... LOL at you wishing illness upon Mary_Christine just because she won't talk to you.
Thornton is so upset, you can hear it in his voice.
Paul telling Thornton to get a job, and possibly a girl... a real one if that's possible. =))
Bottom line... Michael is afraid of losing Paul as a best friend. LOL at Michael stating that he will trade in Paul for Oz as a best friend if he doesn't drop Mary_Christine.
Michael, if you have no feelings for Mary_Christine, then why do you sing for her? Why do you get so upset when her name is brought up in chat?
LOL at Michael saying Mary has no outside life because she's always in chat. Last time I checked Michael, you were in chat far more than Mary_Christine. =)) What does that make Michael, a winner?
Even after Paul, Oz, and Barry told Michael to basically STFU, he kept on going with it.
"You spend more time with Mary than me" ... the truth comes out, Michael misses Paul. Fact!
Oz putting in his two-cents worth saying Shannon would kick Mary_Christine's ass if they ever met. Oz, set up a time in chat when Mary_Christine and Shannon can go 1-on-1 in voice chat.
My money is on Mary_Christine. What a surprise, Amelia is on dad's lap while he uses the word cunt, bitch, etc. Way to educate your 2 year old Oz.
Michael, you are getting shit on left and right. First Paul takes Oz as his new hockey partner, then takes the love of your life from you.
Michael telling Paul to hang out with the guys and not talk to Mary_Christine. Oz saying Paul spends more time with Mary_Christine than he does with his own wife, and "I'm married" he says... "you're whipped." LOL at Oz sonning himself to oblivion. =))
Oz mad at Paul for not taking 5 minutes to set his roster, as he is too busy talking to Mary_Christine. Oz, you should try talking to Shannon now and then, find out that there is more to life that chat.
Eddie chimes in with saying "it's what you call a life, Thornton" get over it, Paul will always be a chat friend to you."
flyereddie48: paul is in love ..now his fantasy team sucks
paul.anthony84: lol
paul.anthony84: clowns
vanspliff81: brain washed.lol
fallenangel27493: urghhhh paul
fallenangel27493: this is boring!
fallenangel27493: dont make me mute u all
vanspliff81: fix it!
fallenangel27493: lol paul
Eddie, if you payed closer attention to your marriage, your wife would not have left you. She would not have taken the kids, and the pet hamster, Herbie. =)) Paul has his priorities straight, unlike you.
Everyone knows that Paul runs NHL:1 and without him, or the sonners... NHL:1 would be nothing.
flyereddie48: flyers beat the pens .//who cares about mary
flyereddie48: right oz
LOL at "right oz" =))
Imagine Oz trying to run this room, I give it 4 days before it closes its doors! Fact!
LOL at Oz saying "all the chicks in this room want me" =))
Paul saying Shannon was his 2nd girlfriend ever!... and Oz begged Shannon to mary him. =))
fallenangel27493: and its all abt Mary
fallenangel27493: so boring
fallenangel27493: u cant just hate somebody overnight thornton
fallenangel27493: she broke ur heart
fallenangel27493: and Paul is rubbing salt in ur wounds
Kate must be bored.
fallenangel27493:
fallenangel27493: lol thornton
fallenangel27493: leave me alone
paul.anthony84: lololol
fallenangel27493: lol
paul.anthony84: that was so gay
fallenangel27493: awwwwwwwwww
vanspliff81: someone is Jealous!
fallenangel27493: i know
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: the most intelligent thank you
justin_williams_14: ya think craig? lol
fallenangel27493: lol @ u spend more time with her than me!
vanspliff81: GET OVER IT
justin_williams_14: thornton
Everyone sees it but Michael. Admit it Michael! Get over it! Move on!
As Paul said, "there are other fish in the sea"
And as I like to say...
Tomorrow is another day!
Cck2ca sonned to Hell...
One day a guy is sonned from NHL:1 chat and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...
Demon: Why so glum chum?
Cck2ca: What do you think? I'm in hell without my computer.
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here... you a drinkin' man?
Cck2ca: Sure, I love to drink. Love all drinks, but I love NHL:1 more.
Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, Tequila, Guinness, and wine coolers... we drink until we throw up and then we drink some more! Cck2ca: Gee that sounds great, but what about an internet connection?
Demon: You a smoker?
Cck2ca: You better believe it! Love the smoking, but I also loved NHL:1 chat.
Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?
Cck2ca: Wow...that's...awesome! But can I smoke while I'm in chat?
Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Cck2ca: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling. Did I mention I love NHL:1 chat?
Demon: Because Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.
Cck2ca: Can I get online and tell Dean about this place, he loves playing AP?
Demon: You into drugs?
Cck2ca: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean... anyway, where can I find a computer? Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if you overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares!
Cck2ca: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place! Can I get online and tell outovcontroll?
Demon: You gay?
Cck2ca: Uh no.
Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays.
Cck2ca: Why, I don't get it?
Demon: Oh, you're going to get it, now STFU faggit!
Demon: Why so glum chum?
Cck2ca: What do you think? I'm in hell without my computer.
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here... you a drinkin' man?
Cck2ca: Sure, I love to drink. Love all drinks, but I love NHL:1 more.
Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, Tequila, Guinness, and wine coolers... we drink until we throw up and then we drink some more! Cck2ca: Gee that sounds great, but what about an internet connection?
Demon: You a smoker?
Cck2ca: You better believe it! Love the smoking, but I also loved NHL:1 chat.
Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?
Cck2ca: Wow...that's...awesome! But can I smoke while I'm in chat?
Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Cck2ca: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling. Did I mention I love NHL:1 chat?
Demon: Because Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.
Cck2ca: Can I get online and tell Dean about this place, he loves playing AP?
Demon: You into drugs?
Cck2ca: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean... anyway, where can I find a computer? Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if you overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares!
Cck2ca: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place! Can I get online and tell outovcontroll?
Demon: You gay?
Cck2ca: Uh no.
Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays.
Cck2ca: Why, I don't get it?
Demon: Oh, you're going to get it, now STFU faggit!
Whiskey and Fishing...
One Saturday morning, Bill decided to go fishing.
He sat there for hours, but nothing. The bottle of whiskey that he had taken with him was now empty. He threw the empty bottle against a rock, shattering it into many pieces and thought of heading to another location.
All of a sudden there was a nibble, possibly his first catch of the day. Bill reeled the fish out of the water and laughed while saying, "no baked trout with lemon AND no whiskey for me... oh what a morning." See, the fish was so small that Bill had to throw it back.
This little fish was so excited that it started doing back flips out of the water. The fish disappeared for a moment, then popped its head out of the water and decided to grant Bill one wish for letting him go. "Make it a good one" says the little fish, "this is probably a once in a lifetime offer."
Bill... figuring he has everything in life that he could imagine, kept it simple... he asked the little guy for some more whiskey. The little fish said, "okay, from here on out, when you're urinating, it will be pure whiskey."
So Bill sat there and wondered, can this really be true or am I just hallucinating? After five minutes of staring at the broken whiskey bottle, Bill took a cup out of his backpack and urinated in it.
It was pure whiskey.
A bit later a woman who was watching Bill from behind a tree, comes up to him and asks, "are you alright, I saw you pissing in a cup and drinking it?" "I have some water for you if you're that thirsty." "It's not my urine, it is whiskey." "See, this fish granted me one wish, and ... well never mind, try it for yourself."
The woman laughed as Bill turned his back towards her and urinated into another cup. After a few minutes of pleading, he was able to convince the lady to take a sip. "Oh my God, this is unreal, either you have had far too much to drink today and your body is filled with whiskey, or this is a miracle."
After about the fourth shot, she asks Bill for just one more, as she knew her limitations. Bill , grabbed her cup, broke it, and looked her in the eye while asking with an evil grin... "what about you just take a drink out of the bottle?"
He sat there for hours, but nothing. The bottle of whiskey that he had taken with him was now empty. He threw the empty bottle against a rock, shattering it into many pieces and thought of heading to another location.
All of a sudden there was a nibble, possibly his first catch of the day. Bill reeled the fish out of the water and laughed while saying, "no baked trout with lemon AND no whiskey for me... oh what a morning." See, the fish was so small that Bill had to throw it back.
This little fish was so excited that it started doing back flips out of the water. The fish disappeared for a moment, then popped its head out of the water and decided to grant Bill one wish for letting him go. "Make it a good one" says the little fish, "this is probably a once in a lifetime offer."
Bill... figuring he has everything in life that he could imagine, kept it simple... he asked the little guy for some more whiskey. The little fish said, "okay, from here on out, when you're urinating, it will be pure whiskey."
So Bill sat there and wondered, can this really be true or am I just hallucinating? After five minutes of staring at the broken whiskey bottle, Bill took a cup out of his backpack and urinated in it.
It was pure whiskey.
A bit later a woman who was watching Bill from behind a tree, comes up to him and asks, "are you alright, I saw you pissing in a cup and drinking it?" "I have some water for you if you're that thirsty." "It's not my urine, it is whiskey." "See, this fish granted me one wish, and ... well never mind, try it for yourself."
The woman laughed as Bill turned his back towards her and urinated into another cup. After a few minutes of pleading, he was able to convince the lady to take a sip. "Oh my God, this is unreal, either you have had far too much to drink today and your body is filled with whiskey, or this is a miracle."
After about the fourth shot, she asks Bill for just one more, as she knew her limitations. Bill , grabbed her cup, broke it, and looked her in the eye while asking with an evil grin... "what about you just take a drink out of the bottle?"
Monday, November 5, 2007
No, there is no manual...
Time flies by without new posts, so here’s one just so my fans will know I’m still here.
Not sure what to do about the accelerating pace of modern life; in thought experiments about relativity, Einstein tells us that subjective time slows dramatically the faster we go, so that when we accelerate to close to the speed of light and approach the event horizon it seems more and more like everything else is slowing down.
I don’t know about that. I do know that I spent the first 20 years or so of this planetary existence more or less waiting for my life to begin, and subsequently have somehow shifted gears into a mode of not wanting it to end. I enjoy my life, my family, my work, my friends, the challenges and frustrations of the days. It is a matter of the utmost fascination to be alive in a generation that has seen such changes in the way ordinary people live. And there is the thought, the urge, somehow embedded deep in one’s awareness, that it would be extraordinarily good to make some kind of difference, have some positive impact, before fading away into nothingness.
One of the many unfinished projects that clamors for my attention is making a man out of Oz, now in development, that will address the art of fatherhood.
Oz, learning to be a good father is not for wimps. It takes time, energy, interest, and responsibility. Most of all, it takes you loving your child. When raising a child, no two days are the same, each day brings new questions and new challenges. It often leaves us asking ourselves: "Where and how do we learn to become a good father?"
The bad news is there's no manual to teach men how to be good dads... and no, they didn't forget to hand it to you before you brought your baby home.
This is where I come in.
It's important for fathers to learn about parenting because dads play unique roles in their child's life. Research shows that children who grow up with fathers who stay involved in their lives tend to enjoy all kinds of benefits:
-better school performance
-less trouble with the law
-better jobs and careers
-better relationships with others
First off Oz, you must cut down your chat hours. Maybe 3-4 days a week with a maximum 4 hours a day.
Watch reruns of The Cosby Show, Home Improvement, Father Knows Best and see how fathers stay involved with their families. There are lots of media examples of fathers, and it's all fantasy entertainment, something that you can relate to, but you could still possibly learn a thing or two.
Oz, you can learn a lot about being a parent by watching how others do it. Make a friend who has a successful marriage and is an excellent father. Watching other dads is good... talking about being a dad can be even better. Unfortunately, you don't typically talk about being a dad. When you get together with your chat mates, you're more likely to talk about sports, fantasy GM and commissioner responsibilities, what's for dinner, etc.
There are educational videos, where you can watch other dads in action, learning by example.
Parenting classes are often useful for learning how to be an effective father. Folks used to go to parenting classes when they were having a specific problem. Now, parents find these classes valuable even before any real problems show up.
The simplest, and most important, message about learning to be a good father is to just do it. Your interest in learning to be the best dad you can be is an indicator that you are going to become just that.
So, the words of wisdom for today:
If you don’t have time for anything, you need to take time for nothing, so you can make something out of your time.
Be still. Pay attention to what is at hand or in lap. There is a miracle in it, right now.
Remember Oz...
Tomorrow is another day!
Not sure what to do about the accelerating pace of modern life; in thought experiments about relativity, Einstein tells us that subjective time slows dramatically the faster we go, so that when we accelerate to close to the speed of light and approach the event horizon it seems more and more like everything else is slowing down.
I don’t know about that. I do know that I spent the first 20 years or so of this planetary existence more or less waiting for my life to begin, and subsequently have somehow shifted gears into a mode of not wanting it to end. I enjoy my life, my family, my work, my friends, the challenges and frustrations of the days. It is a matter of the utmost fascination to be alive in a generation that has seen such changes in the way ordinary people live. And there is the thought, the urge, somehow embedded deep in one’s awareness, that it would be extraordinarily good to make some kind of difference, have some positive impact, before fading away into nothingness.
One of the many unfinished projects that clamors for my attention is making a man out of Oz, now in development, that will address the art of fatherhood.
Oz, learning to be a good father is not for wimps. It takes time, energy, interest, and responsibility. Most of all, it takes you loving your child. When raising a child, no two days are the same, each day brings new questions and new challenges. It often leaves us asking ourselves: "Where and how do we learn to become a good father?"
The bad news is there's no manual to teach men how to be good dads... and no, they didn't forget to hand it to you before you brought your baby home.
This is where I come in.
It's important for fathers to learn about parenting because dads play unique roles in their child's life. Research shows that children who grow up with fathers who stay involved in their lives tend to enjoy all kinds of benefits:
-better school performance
-less trouble with the law
-better jobs and careers
-better relationships with others
First off Oz, you must cut down your chat hours. Maybe 3-4 days a week with a maximum 4 hours a day.
Watch reruns of The Cosby Show, Home Improvement, Father Knows Best and see how fathers stay involved with their families. There are lots of media examples of fathers, and it's all fantasy entertainment, something that you can relate to, but you could still possibly learn a thing or two.
Oz, you can learn a lot about being a parent by watching how others do it. Make a friend who has a successful marriage and is an excellent father. Watching other dads is good... talking about being a dad can be even better. Unfortunately, you don't typically talk about being a dad. When you get together with your chat mates, you're more likely to talk about sports, fantasy GM and commissioner responsibilities, what's for dinner, etc.
There are educational videos, where you can watch other dads in action, learning by example.
Parenting classes are often useful for learning how to be an effective father. Folks used to go to parenting classes when they were having a specific problem. Now, parents find these classes valuable even before any real problems show up.
The simplest, and most important, message about learning to be a good father is to just do it. Your interest in learning to be the best dad you can be is an indicator that you are going to become just that.
So, the words of wisdom for today:
If you don’t have time for anything, you need to take time for nothing, so you can make something out of your time.
Be still. Pay attention to what is at hand or in lap. There is a miracle in it, right now.
Remember Oz...
Tomorrow is another day!
Saturday, November 3, 2007
Spring forward, Fall back...
This day, the first Sunday of November, is one of the most popular days for NHL:1's chat scrap.
Don't forget to set your clocks back one hour tonight and get that extra 60 minutes of chat in.
Yeah!
Don't forget to set your clocks back one hour tonight and get that extra 60 minutes of chat in.
Yeah!
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Why do married chat men cheat on their wives...
The reasons why chat men cheat on their women can be varied. Nevertheless, I have compiled a list of my top 9 reasons why married chat men cheat.
Almost all chat men know that cheating is wrong, yet many they still do it. Chat men will blame their reasons for cheating on their genes and their necessity to reproduce. However, aren’t we suppose to be further evolved than a chimp? Shouldn’t we be able to control our bodies through our minds and conscious decisions?
Apparently not the below losers of NHL:1 chat.
Here are my top 9 reasons why chat men cheat:
1. Because they have the option. The married men of chat don’t get offered sex at home as often as they would like so when the opportunity does arise, it can be very difficult for them to turn it down. So when the Veronica's, Lindsay's, Jenn's and Mandi's of NHL:1 fall over backwards with their legs in the air, it can be very difficult for Oz, Flyereddie48 and Vicesandhabits to turn it down. It may very well be their only pussy for the month.
2. It boosts their ego. Sometimes men like Oz, Flyereddie48, and Vicesandhabits don’t feel like they are attractive to their wives (FACT!) any more and when a chat ho shows some interest (amongst other things) not only does a chat man react, he may allow her to stroke his ego and more. There’s nothing like the thrill of the chase to men on the hunt. LOL at that... how many chat hos actually run from Yahoo cock?
3. You grow apart. Maybe the chat men and their wives don't have as much in common as they thought. Oz once met a woman online who had more in common with him than Shannon. She loved fantasy hockey, unemployment, and had phone sex with Oz all day. Shannon is out working three jobs and prefers phone sex with him only twice a month.
4. You argue a lot. Chat men will sometimes cheat to get away from an overly critical or argumentative partner. Who wants to be around someone who is constantly on them about something? Oz and Flyereddie48 argue?... Never!
5. He’s fallen out of love. Sometimes chat men become so comfortable in a relationship, they don’t know how to get out. They may be staying in the relationship because of children or financial reasons. However, they feel like they are missing out on love and may seek it out elsewhere. In their mind, this is as close to win-win as they can get. Oz, Flyereddie48, and Vicesandhabits each with kids and broke... makes sense to me.
6. Your sex life sucks. If a chat man has a disinterested partner (FACT!) or isn’t getting enough sex to fulfill him, there is a good chance he will have an affair. It takes a little bit of effort, Oz, Flyereddie48 and Vicesanddhabits to keep your sex life from getting boring and non-existent. Your women stopped having sex with you for a reason... you.
7. To get revenge. A chat man will sometimes cheat if he finds out his partner was cheating on him. How else is he supposed to heal those hurt feelings of his but through good old fashioned sex? Ladies of Oz, Flyereddie48, and Vicesandhabits, we know you haven't cheated on your men lately but if interested... no man can lay it down better than Thornton_19_ca. Give him a call if interested! I can't see anyone wanting to bang Flyereddie's wife though, unless it's from behind, as she is one ugly broad.
8. It’s new, different and exciting. Some chat men get tired of having steak for dinner every night and want to try hamburger helper. The same goes for sex with a woman. That’s why chat men don’t necessarily always cheat with women who are more attractive than their partners. I've seen the women of NHL:1 and calling them hamburger helper is being generous.
9. To see if they can get away with it. If a chat man has the attitude of “what she doesn’t know, won’t hurt her,” he may cheat to see if he is sneaky and smart enough to get away with it. Fact is losers, your significant others probably know, but don't really care. So long as you're not in their way, that's all they're worried about.
Reasons why men cheat can be more complex than the above list or even be a combination of a few different reasons. Nevertheless, no reason is good enough reason to lie and be dishonest. After all, Karma can be a bitch.
Y' all be good now, ya hear... and remember gentlemen...
Tomorrow is Another Day!
Almost all chat men know that cheating is wrong, yet many they still do it. Chat men will blame their reasons for cheating on their genes and their necessity to reproduce. However, aren’t we suppose to be further evolved than a chimp? Shouldn’t we be able to control our bodies through our minds and conscious decisions?
Apparently not the below losers of NHL:1 chat.
Here are my top 9 reasons why chat men cheat:
1. Because they have the option. The married men of chat don’t get offered sex at home as often as they would like so when the opportunity does arise, it can be very difficult for them to turn it down. So when the Veronica's, Lindsay's, Jenn's and Mandi's of NHL:1 fall over backwards with their legs in the air, it can be very difficult for Oz, Flyereddie48 and Vicesandhabits to turn it down. It may very well be their only pussy for the month.
2. It boosts their ego. Sometimes men like Oz, Flyereddie48, and Vicesandhabits don’t feel like they are attractive to their wives (FACT!) any more and when a chat ho shows some interest (amongst other things) not only does a chat man react, he may allow her to stroke his ego and more. There’s nothing like the thrill of the chase to men on the hunt. LOL at that... how many chat hos actually run from Yahoo cock?
3. You grow apart. Maybe the chat men and their wives don't have as much in common as they thought. Oz once met a woman online who had more in common with him than Shannon. She loved fantasy hockey, unemployment, and had phone sex with Oz all day. Shannon is out working three jobs and prefers phone sex with him only twice a month.
4. You argue a lot. Chat men will sometimes cheat to get away from an overly critical or argumentative partner. Who wants to be around someone who is constantly on them about something? Oz and Flyereddie48 argue?... Never!
5. He’s fallen out of love. Sometimes chat men become so comfortable in a relationship, they don’t know how to get out. They may be staying in the relationship because of children or financial reasons. However, they feel like they are missing out on love and may seek it out elsewhere. In their mind, this is as close to win-win as they can get. Oz, Flyereddie48, and Vicesandhabits each with kids and broke... makes sense to me.
6. Your sex life sucks. If a chat man has a disinterested partner (FACT!) or isn’t getting enough sex to fulfill him, there is a good chance he will have an affair. It takes a little bit of effort, Oz, Flyereddie48 and Vicesanddhabits to keep your sex life from getting boring and non-existent. Your women stopped having sex with you for a reason... you.
7. To get revenge. A chat man will sometimes cheat if he finds out his partner was cheating on him. How else is he supposed to heal those hurt feelings of his but through good old fashioned sex? Ladies of Oz, Flyereddie48, and Vicesandhabits, we know you haven't cheated on your men lately but if interested... no man can lay it down better than Thornton_19_ca. Give him a call if interested! I can't see anyone wanting to bang Flyereddie's wife though, unless it's from behind, as she is one ugly broad.
8. It’s new, different and exciting. Some chat men get tired of having steak for dinner every night and want to try hamburger helper. The same goes for sex with a woman. That’s why chat men don’t necessarily always cheat with women who are more attractive than their partners. I've seen the women of NHL:1 and calling them hamburger helper is being generous.
9. To see if they can get away with it. If a chat man has the attitude of “what she doesn’t know, won’t hurt her,” he may cheat to see if he is sneaky and smart enough to get away with it. Fact is losers, your significant others probably know, but don't really care. So long as you're not in their way, that's all they're worried about.
Reasons why men cheat can be more complex than the above list or even be a combination of a few different reasons. Nevertheless, no reason is good enough reason to lie and be dishonest. After all, Karma can be a bitch.
Y' all be good now, ya hear... and remember gentlemen...
Tomorrow is Another Day!
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Dear Mr. Santwyck
Dear Mr. Santwyk,
Thank you for your e-mail to our Customer Service Department.
It has been a long time since I was as humbled by my own foolish insensitivity as I was after the Oh_the_Drama post of Daddy's Day. I am sorry Oz for participating and posting a comment as 20+ other individuals did a couple of days ago. It has been a long time since I reminded myself that sometimes you do have to shut your big head up and not involve the children of this world into a blog where adults can misinterpret who was really being bashed here.
Oz, I blew it. I wrote things on this blog – some based on true conversations, some completely fictional – that damaged feelings and friendships. I wrote things that hurt people. Where does one find it in his big head to say “yes, that’s OK, publish that” without first considering who it might hurt? Why does it take a friend coming to me and telling me he/she is offended before the realization comes that feelings are at play?
Yep, stings a bit when you reach waaaay back to extricate that very large foot from ones mouth.
I speak from experience on this one and have hopefully learned my lesson.
But chin up Oz: I think Oh_the_Drama's readership realizes that all is written in jest and love, and no harm meant to any. Otherwise they wouldn't keep coming back. Do not take anything personal. We only wish you could laugh with us and not overreact each time something negative is said about you.
I will take a slice of humble pie and stuff it into my big fat head, and then hope that your loved ones realize that most of what Oh_the_Drama writes is published to entertain the crowds. I don't know how she has managed to keep blogging for all this time now and not get her ass kicked.
Please accept my sincerest apologies.
Unfortunately at this time, your request for cancellation of Oh_the_Drama has been denied.
If I were you Oz, I would consider sprucing up your blog, as Customer Service is considering canceling yours. You are in the bottom .0000001% of hits and views.
Basically, your sh*t is boring.
Thank you Oh_the_Drama for allowing me to post my comment here.
Dr. Erik Schmitt
Chairman of the Board and Chief Executive Officer
Google Inc.
1600 Amphitheatre
ParkwayMountain View
CA 94043
P. S. Mr. Santwyk, please consider posting TheHockeyInstigator blog in your own words, as plagiarism is not the way to go.
Thank you for your e-mail to our Customer Service Department.
It has been a long time since I was as humbled by my own foolish insensitivity as I was after the Oh_the_Drama post of Daddy's Day. I am sorry Oz for participating and posting a comment as 20+ other individuals did a couple of days ago. It has been a long time since I reminded myself that sometimes you do have to shut your big head up and not involve the children of this world into a blog where adults can misinterpret who was really being bashed here.
Oz, I blew it. I wrote things on this blog – some based on true conversations, some completely fictional – that damaged feelings and friendships. I wrote things that hurt people. Where does one find it in his big head to say “yes, that’s OK, publish that” without first considering who it might hurt? Why does it take a friend coming to me and telling me he/she is offended before the realization comes that feelings are at play?
Yep, stings a bit when you reach waaaay back to extricate that very large foot from ones mouth.
I speak from experience on this one and have hopefully learned my lesson.
But chin up Oz: I think Oh_the_Drama's readership realizes that all is written in jest and love, and no harm meant to any. Otherwise they wouldn't keep coming back. Do not take anything personal. We only wish you could laugh with us and not overreact each time something negative is said about you.
I will take a slice of humble pie and stuff it into my big fat head, and then hope that your loved ones realize that most of what Oh_the_Drama writes is published to entertain the crowds. I don't know how she has managed to keep blogging for all this time now and not get her ass kicked.
Please accept my sincerest apologies.
Unfortunately at this time, your request for cancellation of Oh_the_Drama has been denied.
If I were you Oz, I would consider sprucing up your blog, as Customer Service is considering canceling yours. You are in the bottom .0000001% of hits and views.
Basically, your sh*t is boring.
Thank you Oh_the_Drama for allowing me to post my comment here.
Dr. Erik Schmitt
Chairman of the Board and Chief Executive Officer
Google Inc.
1600 Amphitheatre
ParkwayMountain View
CA 94043
P. S. Mr. Santwyk, please consider posting TheHockeyInstigator blog in your own words, as plagiarism is not the way to go.
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Daddy's Day - minus dad - Amelia's Poem...
Her hair was in a pony tail, her dress tied with a bow
Today is Daddy's Day at school, and she could not wait to go
Her mommy tried to tell her, that she should stay at home
The kids won't understand, if you go to school alone
Her mother was so worried, and said go wake your dad
But mom I'm getting used to it, so I'm really not that mad
The kids will surely tease you, so please stay home today
But mom I'm not afraid of them, and I know just what to say
My daddy is at home right now, with remote control in hand
Telling all his chat friends that, he's the best player in the land
His slapshot is quite wicked, but his defense needs some work
When Paul and Thornton beat him up, my daddy goes berzerk
Yes my daddy has a temper, and he screams all day and night
I bet you at this very moment, he's involved in a chatroom fight
My daddy is the smartest man, and to you kids out there that's a fact!
And if you try and prove him wrong, then i'm certain you'll get hacked
I wish I had a daddy, who would play with me at night
To tuck me in at bedtime, and to kill the bugs that bite
To wake me in the morning, and run me out to school
Instead of going into chat, and passing out more bull
My daddy is a nice guy, regardless of what I've said
Yes sometimes he is selfish, and rarely uses his head
Of course I love my daddy, but I love my mommy more
I also love SpongeBob, and that purple dinosaur
Can you spend tonight with me, and i don't mean in chat
I know what you are thinking, while saying LOL at that
Listen to the blogger dad, and what she has to say
And please remember daddy...
Tomorrow is Another Day
Today is Daddy's Day at school, and she could not wait to go
Her mommy tried to tell her, that she should stay at home
The kids won't understand, if you go to school alone
Her mother was so worried, and said go wake your dad
But mom I'm getting used to it, so I'm really not that mad
The kids will surely tease you, so please stay home today
But mom I'm not afraid of them, and I know just what to say
My daddy is at home right now, with remote control in hand
Telling all his chat friends that, he's the best player in the land
His slapshot is quite wicked, but his defense needs some work
When Paul and Thornton beat him up, my daddy goes berzerk
Yes my daddy has a temper, and he screams all day and night
I bet you at this very moment, he's involved in a chatroom fight
My daddy is the smartest man, and to you kids out there that's a fact!
And if you try and prove him wrong, then i'm certain you'll get hacked
I wish I had a daddy, who would play with me at night
To tuck me in at bedtime, and to kill the bugs that bite
To wake me in the morning, and run me out to school
Instead of going into chat, and passing out more bull
My daddy is a nice guy, regardless of what I've said
Yes sometimes he is selfish, and rarely uses his head
Of course I love my daddy, but I love my mommy more
I also love SpongeBob, and that purple dinosaur
Can you spend tonight with me, and i don't mean in chat
I know what you are thinking, while saying LOL at that
Listen to the blogger dad, and what she has to say
And please remember daddy...
Tomorrow is Another Day
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Χαβανέζος - αμέ! βεβαιότατα!. Δείτε επίσης ... Dean
Habitual liars are fairly uncommon, unless of course you know about NHL:1 chatters. These are people who have difficulty separating fact from fiction and who say whatever comes to their minds no matter how exaggerated, ridiculous, illogical or untruthful it may be.
A good example is the 30+ year-old chatter (Dean) who brags about his many worldly adventures, even though in reality he would have to be 80+ to have accomplished all that he talks about. Habitual liars like Dean lie so frequently that they never show emotional or verbal discomfort, but are so sloppy with content that they are easy to catch.
Habitual liars like Dean love to try and get over on the rest of us chatters. It’s a game to him. Dean likes to think of his lying as somewhat of a bullfight. Dean thinks he is the matador, pitting his exquisite skill and timing against NHL:1 chatters, who are the bulls. Dean uses the finesse of his feints and decoys with the cape against the dumb, stumbling animals, which for all of its brute strength, just can't seem to figure out where Dean is really coming from.
Deans repertoire of smooth moves... certain gestures that evoke intimacy... or phrases that have been found convincing in the past... did fool the fools of NHL:1, but not the wise.
Dean must learn not to battle wits with the more elite of the room. Chat scrap were all gullible enough to buy into his last adventure... his 2-week vacation to Hawaii, but to sonner's like Jockoredwing53, Not2visible_31, Air_coryell82 and Jerzzzey... this game ended with the bull as the victor, as Dean was unable to prove anything to them. All they wanted was a single photo of "paradise" but he was unable to provide that.
Not a single picture!
WTF?
Dean has been exposed as another one of NHL:1's habitual liars. This man was promoting his vacation since July. You think he would have been able to put together his album of Hawaii in those 3 months. Now any pictures posted will only be thought of as fraud.
Dean, where were you for these 2 weeks?
Everyone thought you are getting a divorce not long ago, but you claim to have gone to Hawaii with your wife. Was this a last ditch effort to save your marriage?
Did you meet any of the L. A. Lakers... since you claim they were staying at the same hotel as you?
Did Kobe bang your wife while you were out... LOL?!?!?!?
Tell us again why you didn't visit Pearl Harbor?
Tell us again what you did you?
Tell us again about the belly dancers =)) ... your stupid ass didn't even realize belly dancers was inadvertently used instead of hula dancers when the question was originally posed in the room... how soon we forget! Must have been jet lag =))
Dean, where were you really for these 2 weeks?
Hey Jeff, if you are reading this, you must tell us what Dean sent you from Hawaii. You have been asked twice in the room, but have failed to respond.
Of all chatters, why did Dean choose Jeff to cover for him?
Jeff is not the brightest star in the sky, therefore Dean probably thought he would have been easy to brainwash.
A quote from one of Dean's "friends"... who claims to have been witnessing his bullshit for 5 years now.
"some ppl like dean, do not live in reality. he makes up his past, present, and even future as he goes along. he is overly concerned with how other chatters are going to view him. he has such low self esteem he makes up things to brag about."
Dean, I was wondering... do you lie to make yourself feel more interesting or important than you really are?
I personally don't care of your "adventures" or your failures in life. To me, you are truly pure entertainment, and make for a good laugh on occasion. =))
Fact is Christian, you don't really have much going on for you in life, other than chat. No chatter in their right mind, having as much as you claim, would spend as much time is chat as you. =)) Well, then again, Oz owns half of Greensburg, Pa. and he... never mind.
How about getting on cam and showing that water filled bottle of Louis Roederer Cristal you own and while you're at it... maybe a receipt of any location you may have visited while in Hawaii =))
Jerzzzey, is this what you saw http://www.cristal.com.pe/index2.asp while viewing Dean's cam? =))
A good example is the 30+ year-old chatter (Dean) who brags about his many worldly adventures, even though in reality he would have to be 80+ to have accomplished all that he talks about. Habitual liars like Dean lie so frequently that they never show emotional or verbal discomfort, but are so sloppy with content that they are easy to catch.
Habitual liars like Dean love to try and get over on the rest of us chatters. It’s a game to him. Dean likes to think of his lying as somewhat of a bullfight. Dean thinks he is the matador, pitting his exquisite skill and timing against NHL:1 chatters, who are the bulls. Dean uses the finesse of his feints and decoys with the cape against the dumb, stumbling animals, which for all of its brute strength, just can't seem to figure out where Dean is really coming from.
Deans repertoire of smooth moves... certain gestures that evoke intimacy... or phrases that have been found convincing in the past... did fool the fools of NHL:1, but not the wise.
Dean must learn not to battle wits with the more elite of the room. Chat scrap were all gullible enough to buy into his last adventure... his 2-week vacation to Hawaii, but to sonner's like Jockoredwing53, Not2visible_31, Air_coryell82 and Jerzzzey... this game ended with the bull as the victor, as Dean was unable to prove anything to them. All they wanted was a single photo of "paradise" but he was unable to provide that.
Not a single picture!
WTF?
Dean has been exposed as another one of NHL:1's habitual liars. This man was promoting his vacation since July. You think he would have been able to put together his album of Hawaii in those 3 months. Now any pictures posted will only be thought of as fraud.
Dean, where were you for these 2 weeks?
Everyone thought you are getting a divorce not long ago, but you claim to have gone to Hawaii with your wife. Was this a last ditch effort to save your marriage?
Did you meet any of the L. A. Lakers... since you claim they were staying at the same hotel as you?
Did Kobe bang your wife while you were out... LOL?!?!?!?
Tell us again why you didn't visit Pearl Harbor?
Tell us again what you did you?
Tell us again about the belly dancers =)) ... your stupid ass didn't even realize belly dancers was inadvertently used instead of hula dancers when the question was originally posed in the room... how soon we forget! Must have been jet lag =))
Dean, where were you really for these 2 weeks?
Hey Jeff, if you are reading this, you must tell us what Dean sent you from Hawaii. You have been asked twice in the room, but have failed to respond.
Of all chatters, why did Dean choose Jeff to cover for him?
Jeff is not the brightest star in the sky, therefore Dean probably thought he would have been easy to brainwash.
A quote from one of Dean's "friends"... who claims to have been witnessing his bullshit for 5 years now.
"some ppl like dean, do not live in reality. he makes up his past, present, and even future as he goes along. he is overly concerned with how other chatters are going to view him. he has such low self esteem he makes up things to brag about."
Dean, I was wondering... do you lie to make yourself feel more interesting or important than you really are?
I personally don't care of your "adventures" or your failures in life. To me, you are truly pure entertainment, and make for a good laugh on occasion. =))
Fact is Christian, you don't really have much going on for you in life, other than chat. No chatter in their right mind, having as much as you claim, would spend as much time is chat as you. =)) Well, then again, Oz owns half of Greensburg, Pa. and he... never mind.
How about getting on cam and showing that water filled bottle of Louis Roederer Cristal you own and while you're at it... maybe a receipt of any location you may have visited while in Hawaii =))
Jerzzzey, is this what you saw http://www.cristal.com.pe/index2.asp while viewing Dean's cam? =))
Sunday, October 14, 2007
Who is afraid of what...
A phobia is a type of anxiety disorder. It is a strong, irrational fear of something that poses little or no actual danger!
I have noticed over the years certain phobias of NHL:1 chatters. Some of you reading this may not be mentioned, and I'm sorry, but that may be a good thing. For others, you will probably notice yourself listed numerous times, and no, I'm not sorry.
acrophobia ~ Fear of heights... Dean (Briereyote) at 4'9" what more needs to be said?
agateophobia ~ Fear of insanity... Kate (Beautyoflife143) though I think she's losing the battle!
agoraphobia ~ Fear of open spaces... Linda (Forever_Frantic) hence, the reason she's always indoors and never out!
Ailurophobia ~ Fear of cats... Michael (Thornton_ca_19) or is it that he's afraid of pussy, I can't remember? Or both?
anglophobia ~ Fear of England or the English culture... Jimmy (Alexovechkin8_2009) after the break-up with Kate, how can you blame him! He's also fearing Oz these days!
anuptaphobia ~ Fear of staying single... Bill (Land_of_the_Shire) since September 24th, 1999 he has always had a chat girl, with Tina in the background as back-up!
arachibutyrophobia ~ Fear of peanut butter sticking to roof of mouth..Tracy (Northerncutie08) or is it semen that she's afraid of sticking to the roof of her mouth, I can't remember?
automysophobia ~ Fear of being dirty... Tina (Citygirl0117) or is she just waiting for that ring to placed on that finger? Wait, I don't think they mean that kind of dirty!
bathophobia ~ Fear of falling from a high place... Joe (Outovcontroll) define "high place" because if it's drug related, he's the man!
belonephobia ~ Fear of pins and needles... Chris (Cck2ca) at $79.99, the replacement of inflatable girlfriends can kill a budget!
cacophobia ~ Fear of ugliness... Paul (Jerzzzey) that's why you only see him with the most beautiful of chat women and friends with all the Sonners!
caligynephobia ~ Fear of beautiful women... Jim (Zr22k) who is always spotted talking to the ugliest of girls, like Dana... enough said!
carnophobia ~ Fear of meat... Beth (Heartofdixiebrat) and reason why she is still a virgin in her mid-30's!
cathisophobia ~ Fear of sitting... Katie (Canucks_girl44) explains why she's always on her back!
catoptrophobia ~ Fear of mirrors... Rachel (Hastings) have you ever seen that face?OMG!
chrematophobia ~ Fear of money... Craig (Spliff81) the real reason he doesn't have a job!
chronomentrophobia ~ Fear of clocks... Oz (lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll) because he never wants to see that it is time to leave chat!
clinophobia ~ Fear of going to bed... Oz (lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll) he just might miss out on something being said about him in chat!
coprastasophobia ~ Fear of constipation... Chris (Hotshotschamp) the reason he eats nachos 4 times a day!
cyberphobia ~ Fear of computers or working on a computer... LOL!!! at this one.
cyclophobia ~ Fear of bicycles... Jon (Talker_a_Talker) especially of the motorized type, after he nearly lost his life crashing on one!
decidophobia ~ Fear of making decisions... Michael (Thornton_ca_19) thank god for Paul steering him in the right direction!
defecaloesiophobia ~ Fear of painful bowel movements... Chris (Hotshotschamp)
nachos!
dentophobia ~ Fear of dentists... (Death2theleafs aka Cyberman) who was down to his last tooth at last view!
dishabiliophobia ~ Fear of undressing in front of someone... (good looking chat cam girls) too bad this wasn't true of the uglier ones!
domatophobia ~ Fear of houses or being in a house... Steve (the_evil_empire) is why he chose to live out of his car for months!
ergophobia ~ Fear of work... Todd (Ari_Freaking_Gold) don't even get me started on this phobia!
eurotophobia ~ Fear of female genitalia... Lou (Nhlphi) have you ever heard him speak of any girl in his life?
genophobia ~ Fear of sex... Jimmy (Alexovechkin8_2009) 34 1/2 years of age, and climbing!
heliophobia ~ Fear of the sun... Linda (Forever_Frantic) owns an indoor tanning booth to keep her colour!
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia ~ Fear of long words... interesting, at first I thought it was going to say fear of Trish (Costergirl10)!
ithyphallophobia ~ Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis... =)) no comment!
japanophobia ~ Fear of Japanese... Ryan (Antiwhy) race_cyst!
judeophobia ~ Fear of Jews... Ryan (Antiwhy) race_cyst!
kenophobia ~ Fear of empty spaces... Mandi (Shortybynature_mandi) reason she always has a cock in her!
medomalacuphobia ~ Fear of losing an erection... Scott (Ripstic1616) after 6 hours to get it up, one hates to lose it before using it!
megalophobia ~ Fear of large things... Tasha (Not2visible_31) aren't most virgins?
microphobia ~ Fear of small things... Sherry (Sherry_Berry27) the reason she breaks up with all of her chat men after getting to really know them!
negrophobia ~ Fear of blacks... Ryan (Antiwhy) race cyst!
ochlophobia ~ Fear of crowds... Eddie (Flyereddie48) the reason he lives in Flin Flon! Population 137!
oenophobia ~ Fear or hatred of wine... (Bradshaw) but he loves that cheap beer!
optophobia ~ Fear of opening one’s eyes... (Coyote_Ugly) or whatever his name is! If I looked like that, I wouldn't open my eyes either!
phagophobia ~ Fear of eating... Michelle (Skinny_Chelle) last weigh in was at 82 lbs!
pogonophobia ~ Fear of beards... Stefania (Boo_Denali) which explains her numerous visits to the salon for waxing!
scopophobia ~ Fear of being seen or stared at... Veronica (Bels_Belfour) the real reason
she felt it necessary to post fake pictures!
selachophobia ~ Fear of sharks... (all other NHL teams)... book it! All Chat Scrap fear Shark as well! =))
sophophobia ~ Fear of learning... Darren (Fire_rescue1985) he only knows 13 letters of the alphabet!
uranophobia ~ Fear of heaven... Jack (Jockoredwing53) at 110 and the oldest chatter in history! Jocko is going to live forever!
Did I miss anyone?
I have noticed over the years certain phobias of NHL:1 chatters. Some of you reading this may not be mentioned, and I'm sorry, but that may be a good thing. For others, you will probably notice yourself listed numerous times, and no, I'm not sorry.
acrophobia ~ Fear of heights... Dean (Briereyote) at 4'9" what more needs to be said?
agateophobia ~ Fear of insanity... Kate (Beautyoflife143) though I think she's losing the battle!
agoraphobia ~ Fear of open spaces... Linda (Forever_Frantic) hence, the reason she's always indoors and never out!
Ailurophobia ~ Fear of cats... Michael (Thornton_ca_19) or is it that he's afraid of pussy, I can't remember? Or both?
anglophobia ~ Fear of England or the English culture... Jimmy (Alexovechkin8_2009) after the break-up with Kate, how can you blame him! He's also fearing Oz these days!
anuptaphobia ~ Fear of staying single... Bill (Land_of_the_Shire) since September 24th, 1999 he has always had a chat girl, with Tina in the background as back-up!
arachibutyrophobia ~ Fear of peanut butter sticking to roof of mouth..Tracy (Northerncutie08) or is it semen that she's afraid of sticking to the roof of her mouth, I can't remember?
automysophobia ~ Fear of being dirty... Tina (Citygirl0117) or is she just waiting for that ring to placed on that finger? Wait, I don't think they mean that kind of dirty!
bathophobia ~ Fear of falling from a high place... Joe (Outovcontroll) define "high place" because if it's drug related, he's the man!
belonephobia ~ Fear of pins and needles... Chris (Cck2ca) at $79.99, the replacement of inflatable girlfriends can kill a budget!
cacophobia ~ Fear of ugliness... Paul (Jerzzzey) that's why you only see him with the most beautiful of chat women and friends with all the Sonners!
caligynephobia ~ Fear of beautiful women... Jim (Zr22k) who is always spotted talking to the ugliest of girls, like Dana... enough said!
carnophobia ~ Fear of meat... Beth (Heartofdixiebrat) and reason why she is still a virgin in her mid-30's!
cathisophobia ~ Fear of sitting... Katie (Canucks_girl44) explains why she's always on her back!
catoptrophobia ~ Fear of mirrors... Rachel (Hastings) have you ever seen that face?OMG!
chrematophobia ~ Fear of money... Craig (Spliff81) the real reason he doesn't have a job!
chronomentrophobia ~ Fear of clocks... Oz (lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll) because he never wants to see that it is time to leave chat!
clinophobia ~ Fear of going to bed... Oz (lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll) he just might miss out on something being said about him in chat!
coprastasophobia ~ Fear of constipation... Chris (Hotshotschamp) the reason he eats nachos 4 times a day!
cyberphobia ~ Fear of computers or working on a computer... LOL!!! at this one.
cyclophobia ~ Fear of bicycles... Jon (Talker_a_Talker) especially of the motorized type, after he nearly lost his life crashing on one!
decidophobia ~ Fear of making decisions... Michael (Thornton_ca_19) thank god for Paul steering him in the right direction!
defecaloesiophobia ~ Fear of painful bowel movements... Chris (Hotshotschamp)
nachos!
dentophobia ~ Fear of dentists... (Death2theleafs aka Cyberman) who was down to his last tooth at last view!
dishabiliophobia ~ Fear of undressing in front of someone... (good looking chat cam girls) too bad this wasn't true of the uglier ones!
domatophobia ~ Fear of houses or being in a house... Steve (the_evil_empire) is why he chose to live out of his car for months!
ergophobia ~ Fear of work... Todd (Ari_Freaking_Gold) don't even get me started on this phobia!
eurotophobia ~ Fear of female genitalia... Lou (Nhlphi) have you ever heard him speak of any girl in his life?
genophobia ~ Fear of sex... Jimmy (Alexovechkin8_2009) 34 1/2 years of age, and climbing!
heliophobia ~ Fear of the sun... Linda (Forever_Frantic) owns an indoor tanning booth to keep her colour!
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia ~ Fear of long words... interesting, at first I thought it was going to say fear of Trish (Costergirl10)!
ithyphallophobia ~ Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis... =)) no comment!
japanophobia ~ Fear of Japanese... Ryan (Antiwhy) race_cyst!
judeophobia ~ Fear of Jews... Ryan (Antiwhy) race_cyst!
kenophobia ~ Fear of empty spaces... Mandi (Shortybynature_mandi) reason she always has a cock in her!
medomalacuphobia ~ Fear of losing an erection... Scott (Ripstic1616) after 6 hours to get it up, one hates to lose it before using it!
megalophobia ~ Fear of large things... Tasha (Not2visible_31) aren't most virgins?
microphobia ~ Fear of small things... Sherry (Sherry_Berry27) the reason she breaks up with all of her chat men after getting to really know them!
negrophobia ~ Fear of blacks... Ryan (Antiwhy) race cyst!
ochlophobia ~ Fear of crowds... Eddie (Flyereddie48) the reason he lives in Flin Flon! Population 137!
oenophobia ~ Fear or hatred of wine... (Bradshaw) but he loves that cheap beer!
optophobia ~ Fear of opening one’s eyes... (Coyote_Ugly) or whatever his name is! If I looked like that, I wouldn't open my eyes either!
phagophobia ~ Fear of eating... Michelle (Skinny_Chelle) last weigh in was at 82 lbs!
pogonophobia ~ Fear of beards... Stefania (Boo_Denali) which explains her numerous visits to the salon for waxing!
scopophobia ~ Fear of being seen or stared at... Veronica (Bels_Belfour) the real reason
she felt it necessary to post fake pictures!
selachophobia ~ Fear of sharks... (all other NHL teams)... book it! All Chat Scrap fear Shark as well! =))
sophophobia ~ Fear of learning... Darren (Fire_rescue1985) he only knows 13 letters of the alphabet!
uranophobia ~ Fear of heaven... Jack (Jockoredwing53) at 110 and the oldest chatter in history! Jocko is going to live forever!
Did I miss anyone?
Friday, October 12, 2007
Get over it already...
A Normal Life Process Five Stages Of Grief:
1. Denial and Isolation
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Acceptance
At some point in our lives, each of us faces the loss of someone or something dear to us. The grief that follows such a loss can seem unbearable, but grief is actually a healing process. Grief is the emotional suffering we feel after a loss of some kind. The loss of a chat love, loss of a chat friend, even the loss of a chat acquaintance. Sometimes people get stuck in one of the first four stages. Their lives can be painful until they move to the fifth stage - acceptance.
Again... The Five Stages Of Grief:
Denial and Isolation. At first, we tend to deny the loss has taken place, and may withdraw from our usual social contacts. This stage may last a few moments, or longer.
Anger. The grieving person may then be furious at the person who inflicted the hurt or at the world, for letting it happen. He may be angry with himself for letting the event take place, even if, realistically, nothing could have stopped it.
Bargaining. Now the grieving person may make bargains with the Chat Gods, asking, "If I do this, will you take away the loss?"
Depression. The person feels numb, although anger and sadness may remain underneath.
Acceptance. This is when the anger, sadness and mourning have tapered off. The person simply accepts the reality of the loss.
Everyone will go thru these stages in their own way and time frame. Sometimes you will experience several stages at the same time. Sometimes certain stages are repeated until resolved and some people may become stuck in a stage for several years. Hypnotherapy may assist you thru some difficult stages and allow you to reach that stage of healing and re-entering life.
Grief And Stress: During grief, it is common to have many conflicting feelings. Sorrow, anger, loneliness, sadness, shame, anxiety, and guilt often accompany serious losses. Having so many strong feelings can be very stressful. Yet denying the feelings, and failing to work through the five stages of grief, is harder on the body and mind than going through them. When people suggest "looking on the bright side," or other ways of cutting off difficult feelings, the grieving person may feel pressured to hide or deny these emotions. Then it will take longer for healing to take place.
Recovering From Grief: Grieving and its stresses pass more quickly, with good self-care habits. It helps to have a close circle of family or friends (NHL:1 family and friends excluded). It also helps to eat a balanced diet, drink enough non-alcoholic fluids, get exercise and rest.
Most people are unprepared for grief, since so often, tragedy strikes suddenly, without warning.
If good self-care habits are always practiced, it helps the person to deal with the pain and shock of loss until acceptance is reached.
Remember... tomorrow is another day... live boldly, take risks, go a day without chat!
1. Denial and Isolation
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Acceptance
At some point in our lives, each of us faces the loss of someone or something dear to us. The grief that follows such a loss can seem unbearable, but grief is actually a healing process. Grief is the emotional suffering we feel after a loss of some kind. The loss of a chat love, loss of a chat friend, even the loss of a chat acquaintance. Sometimes people get stuck in one of the first four stages. Their lives can be painful until they move to the fifth stage - acceptance.
Again... The Five Stages Of Grief:
Denial and Isolation. At first, we tend to deny the loss has taken place, and may withdraw from our usual social contacts. This stage may last a few moments, or longer.
Anger. The grieving person may then be furious at the person who inflicted the hurt or at the world, for letting it happen. He may be angry with himself for letting the event take place, even if, realistically, nothing could have stopped it.
Bargaining. Now the grieving person may make bargains with the Chat Gods, asking, "If I do this, will you take away the loss?"
Depression. The person feels numb, although anger and sadness may remain underneath.
Acceptance. This is when the anger, sadness and mourning have tapered off. The person simply accepts the reality of the loss.
Everyone will go thru these stages in their own way and time frame. Sometimes you will experience several stages at the same time. Sometimes certain stages are repeated until resolved and some people may become stuck in a stage for several years. Hypnotherapy may assist you thru some difficult stages and allow you to reach that stage of healing and re-entering life.
Grief And Stress: During grief, it is common to have many conflicting feelings. Sorrow, anger, loneliness, sadness, shame, anxiety, and guilt often accompany serious losses. Having so many strong feelings can be very stressful. Yet denying the feelings, and failing to work through the five stages of grief, is harder on the body and mind than going through them. When people suggest "looking on the bright side," or other ways of cutting off difficult feelings, the grieving person may feel pressured to hide or deny these emotions. Then it will take longer for healing to take place.
Recovering From Grief: Grieving and its stresses pass more quickly, with good self-care habits. It helps to have a close circle of family or friends (NHL:1 family and friends excluded). It also helps to eat a balanced diet, drink enough non-alcoholic fluids, get exercise and rest.
Most people are unprepared for grief, since so often, tragedy strikes suddenly, without warning.
If good self-care habits are always practiced, it helps the person to deal with the pain and shock of loss until acceptance is reached.
Remember... tomorrow is another day... live boldly, take risks, go a day without chat!
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
And the room's choice for blogger is...
Off to a slow start, but never out of it... Land of the Shire wins by a narrow margin over Lotusblossom. Bill's 19 votes beat out Justine's 16 with Briereyote, Jockoredwing53, Sharkfan_in559, lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll, Jerzzzey, Julyladybug16, Not2visible_31 and Vicesandhabits each picking up 4 votes. Talker_a_Talker picks up 1 vote.
A total of 68 votes were cast.
Why do you feel Land_of_the_Shire picked up the most?
Why did Lotusblossom pick up so many?
Who voted for Talker_a_Talker, himself?
Are most of you thinking the blogger never included his or her name as a nominee?
Give me your opinions and I'll think about sharing my thoughts with you...
A total of 68 votes were cast.
Why do you feel Land_of_the_Shire picked up the most?
Why did Lotusblossom pick up so many?
Who voted for Talker_a_Talker, himself?
Are most of you thinking the blogger never included his or her name as a nominee?
Give me your opinions and I'll think about sharing my thoughts with you...
For baked_trout's eyes only...
It was an idiosyncratic morning for me today, to say the least. When I awoke from a very restless nights sleep at approximately 7:30 AM, I first stared at the ceiling and asked myself... I need to call someone to clean those mirrors... J/K everyone, I'm not that kinky. I actually asked myself... where did the week go? It was a typical busy week with travel, family, writing, etc., but yet I felt I had accomplished very little. I reached over, kissed my sweetheart and hopped out of bed.
I went into my usual Sunday morning routine by starting out with an Ola Loa Vitamin Energy Supplement Powder Drink. I went outdoors, took a deep breath, grabbed my newspaper and headed to the washroom for a bit of reading. As I headed down the hallway, I thought to myself... that's odd, not many cars in the streets for a Sunday.
The paper seemed a bit light for a Sunday edition, but I figured that once again I had a copy... minus a few inserts i.e. ads, TV guide, etc. As it turned out my glasses had been removed from the spot I normally leave them after brushing my teeth and heading to bed... atop the medicine cabinet. Not knowing exactly where to look for them, I put the paper down, and figured, it's Sunday, I have all day to read.
A quick cold shower, a 1-hour workout on my lower body, a bowl of Kashi Heart to Heart raisin spice instant oatmeal with banana slices, a cup of hot green tea; followed by another cold, more lengthy shower, and then off to the sofa for a day of football.
The first cold shower I take is to bring blood to the capillaries, therefore increasing circulation throughout the body... also it assists in the cleansing of the circulatory system. (I guess I could have just said, to get the blood flowing.) The second shower assists in flushing for the organs and provides a new supply of blood. It also strengthens the parasympathetic and sympathetic nervous systems and also contracts the muscles to eliminate toxins and poisonous wastes. But most importantly... reduces blood pressure on internal organs.
Sorry about that! TMI... I know.
So off to the couch for some football pre-game shows and hopefully a good game today.
WTF???... Today is only Wednesday? What happened? What is wrong with me? I heard church bells, I know I did. I must be exhausted.
=)) ... I feel so stupid. The bells I heard ringing were related to the comment left by baked_on_weed_and_drunk_off_moonshine. =))
It's quite possible that I do suffer from Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD). I do spend time "acting" as you say... that is while I'm in chat anyway. I do present, not to the world but to chat a "false image" of myself as Narcissists are very reluctant to open up and trust. And yes, consequently I have become a "master of deceit", because I have long desired the need to become a "sonner" and I believe that this is one of the prerequisites.
Arrogant or confident, that is the question I ask of myself? I guess I must say a little of both. Arrogant inside the chat world and confident outside maybe. There's an infinitesimally thin line between confidence and arrogance. The theory is, nobody enjoys being in the company of an arrogant person. Even arrogant people will admit they dislike pomposity... in others anyway.
Unfortunately, our society encourages shrewd business deals and below-the-belt punches, which aren't the niche of alter boys like you. Confidence alone can and should get the job done, but it is often easy to fall prey to pomposity. Learn the difference... and know that you need to be a little of both to get ahead in life... and I'm not talking chat life.
"trying to conceal there true feelings" is what you state in one of your paragraphs... now see if I were truly arrogant, I would revel in the blunders of others, yourself included... but as a confident individual when the time calls, I can be of assistance to others in correcting THEIR slip-ups. Again, learn the difference.
As for greed, admiration, and popularity, that was never high on my priority list. It is not necessarily my fault that I put a product on the table and the people gobble it up.
I mean hell, you seem quite disappointed in me... (for more reasons other than this blog I imagine) which I care not to discuss here YET... but mainly because I... "find some sadistic pleasure from the misery of others"? You're one of my biggest supporters, I feed off people like you and your comments. What makes you any different than me?
In closing, I would like to admit that I am a "tad bit immature"... as some people are a tad bit exhausting, some a tad bit annoying, some a tad bit ditzy, or even a tad bit drunk. Nothing wrong with that now, is there?
I'll admit that my reasons for starting and continuing to write the blog are purely selfish. I do this to clear my head. I never anticipated anyone caring enough to read this, much less comment, link, and blog about anything I have to say.
That said, to my surprise and delight, I find myself tapped into a robust community of like-minded souls. This has made me curious. And more narcissistic than necessary.
LOL!!!
Remember... tomorrow is another day... live boldly, take risks, go a day without chat!
I went into my usual Sunday morning routine by starting out with an Ola Loa Vitamin Energy Supplement Powder Drink. I went outdoors, took a deep breath, grabbed my newspaper and headed to the washroom for a bit of reading. As I headed down the hallway, I thought to myself... that's odd, not many cars in the streets for a Sunday.
The paper seemed a bit light for a Sunday edition, but I figured that once again I had a copy... minus a few inserts i.e. ads, TV guide, etc. As it turned out my glasses had been removed from the spot I normally leave them after brushing my teeth and heading to bed... atop the medicine cabinet. Not knowing exactly where to look for them, I put the paper down, and figured, it's Sunday, I have all day to read.
A quick cold shower, a 1-hour workout on my lower body, a bowl of Kashi Heart to Heart raisin spice instant oatmeal with banana slices, a cup of hot green tea; followed by another cold, more lengthy shower, and then off to the sofa for a day of football.
The first cold shower I take is to bring blood to the capillaries, therefore increasing circulation throughout the body... also it assists in the cleansing of the circulatory system. (I guess I could have just said, to get the blood flowing.) The second shower assists in flushing for the organs and provides a new supply of blood. It also strengthens the parasympathetic and sympathetic nervous systems and also contracts the muscles to eliminate toxins and poisonous wastes. But most importantly... reduces blood pressure on internal organs.
Sorry about that! TMI... I know.
So off to the couch for some football pre-game shows and hopefully a good game today.
WTF???... Today is only Wednesday? What happened? What is wrong with me? I heard church bells, I know I did. I must be exhausted.
=)) ... I feel so stupid. The bells I heard ringing were related to the comment left by baked_on_weed_and_drunk_off_moonshine. =))
It's quite possible that I do suffer from Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD). I do spend time "acting" as you say... that is while I'm in chat anyway. I do present, not to the world but to chat a "false image" of myself as Narcissists are very reluctant to open up and trust. And yes, consequently I have become a "master of deceit", because I have long desired the need to become a "sonner" and I believe that this is one of the prerequisites.
Arrogant or confident, that is the question I ask of myself? I guess I must say a little of both. Arrogant inside the chat world and confident outside maybe. There's an infinitesimally thin line between confidence and arrogance. The theory is, nobody enjoys being in the company of an arrogant person. Even arrogant people will admit they dislike pomposity... in others anyway.
Unfortunately, our society encourages shrewd business deals and below-the-belt punches, which aren't the niche of alter boys like you. Confidence alone can and should get the job done, but it is often easy to fall prey to pomposity. Learn the difference... and know that you need to be a little of both to get ahead in life... and I'm not talking chat life.
"trying to conceal there true feelings" is what you state in one of your paragraphs... now see if I were truly arrogant, I would revel in the blunders of others, yourself included... but as a confident individual when the time calls, I can be of assistance to others in correcting THEIR slip-ups. Again, learn the difference.
As for greed, admiration, and popularity, that was never high on my priority list. It is not necessarily my fault that I put a product on the table and the people gobble it up.
I mean hell, you seem quite disappointed in me... (for more reasons other than this blog I imagine) which I care not to discuss here YET... but mainly because I... "find some sadistic pleasure from the misery of others"? You're one of my biggest supporters, I feed off people like you and your comments. What makes you any different than me?
In closing, I would like to admit that I am a "tad bit immature"... as some people are a tad bit exhausting, some a tad bit annoying, some a tad bit ditzy, or even a tad bit drunk. Nothing wrong with that now, is there?
I'll admit that my reasons for starting and continuing to write the blog are purely selfish. I do this to clear my head. I never anticipated anyone caring enough to read this, much less comment, link, and blog about anything I have to say.
That said, to my surprise and delight, I find myself tapped into a robust community of like-minded souls. This has made me curious. And more narcissistic than necessary.
LOL!!!
Remember... tomorrow is another day... live boldly, take risks, go a day without chat!
Paranoid, Schizophrenic or both...
What is the difference between schizophrenia and paranoia?
The psychological difference is that paranoia is a disorder that makes one feel everyone is out to get them... or is watching them. That could be caused from one of many disorders including bipolar, excessive drug abuse, head injuries and at times depression and anxiety disorder. Schizophrenics are mentally ill and can engage in aggressive behavior, violence, hallucinations, hearing voices, with possibilities of harming themselves if not others.
Symptoms of schizophrenia vary widely from one chatter to another. Some schizophrenic chatters suffer from auditory... (like Linda thinking she heard Joe say he loved her) or visual... (like Veronica believing she looked like the fake photos she posted) hallucinations, while other chatters may exhibit signs of paranoia or anxiety... (like Kate who has just flat out lost it).
At the root of all schizophrenia symptoms is psychosis: an impaired ability to distinguish between real and unreal perceptions... (like most of NHL:1 chatters).
When people hear the term "schizophrenia," what immediately comes to mind is a person with a split personality. While "schizophrenia" does come from the Greek term "split mind," a split personality is not one of the symptoms of schizophrenia. Schizophrenia, instead, refers to a person who does not have a grip on reality and, therefore, finds it difficult or, in some cases, impossible to distinguish whether or not an event is real or not real... comprende, Oz?
I'm thinking we have an equal amount of paranoid chatters vs. schizophrenic chatters in NHL:1.
As for the paranoid, we have chatters like Oz, Ryan, Todd, Cck2ca that lurk with backup ID's while they're out because they think another chatter is going to talk about them. Other paranoid chatters like Linda, Kate, Justine, Chelle tend to lash out at the room for a comment that was directed towards someone else. The above paranoid chatters are always asking if anyone heard anything about them while they were gone.
We then have the schizoids who can't separate reality or certainty from make-believe. Oz again makes this list, along with Linda, with too many other chatters to mention.
I know it is unfair to those mentioned above, since there are so many NHL:1 chatters that fall into one of the categories if not both. But the above mentioned always seem to be making headlines and I guess deserve the recognition. Plus they visit the blog each and every day, and are my most loyal readers.
The causes of schizophrenia are unknown: while several possible causes exist, no single cause explains all cases of schizophrenia. Genetics, birth defects, environmental triggers, and imbalances of the neurotransmitter dopamine are all considered possible causes of schizophrenia.
Studies show up to 75 percent of all patients living with schizophrenia will have some degree of social withdrawal. Studies of my own and of my assistant show that up to 95% of all chatters in NHL:1 with schizophrenia will have some degree of social withdrawal, hence why the same people are in chat on a daily basis.
Successful schizophrenia recovery allows people living with schizophrenia to re-enter society, but one wonders how many of these NHL:1 chatters have actually seen the outside of their home and would be able to survive outdoors. And to "re-enter society", wouldn't that mean that one would have to have been sociable at one point?
Psychotherapy and vocational programs can help schizophrenics return to the workforce. Nothing like returning to that paper route they had years ago. And don't you need a vehicle to deliver papers these days, unlike before when paperboys would carry their papers draped over their backs? Most NHL:1 chatters don't have bus fare, let alone a vehicle.
One in ten schizophrenics commit suicide; an alarming statistic that people living with schizophrenia sufferers need to know. So chatters with schizophrenia should show this to household members if they have the sense to do so. Those that have no one will just have to rely on one another for support and guidance.
Antidepressants taken in combination with anti-psychotics may reduce suicide risks during this stage of schizophrenia recovery. People living with schizophrenic chatters should "suicide proof" their home, removing potential suicide tools such as guns, knives, poisons, and ropes from the schizophrenic chatter's environment. No using computer cables in place of the rope, as that would mean you would disconnect yourself from chat and we wouldn't be able to view.
Substance abuse is also common amongst schizophrenia sufferers. Forty percent of schizophrenics abuse drugs or alcohol, and family members should watch for evidence of possible substance abuse. Outovcontroll Joe... that hot Russian chick you live with, Natalia, (unless she is one of those visual/audible hallucinations) needs to keep a close eye out on you. Ripstic, who really cares who keeps an eye on you? Keep doing drugs.
Fact is people, you're trapped. You all suffer from a powerful addiction. You have chatters you can relate to in NHL:1. You have chatters that tell you daily they love you in NHL:1, more so than your real life family ever did, or will. All of you chatters have so much in common, I see why it's so difficult to let go of each other.
I started to get into the theories and relationship between homosexuality and paranoid schizophrenia within this post, but chose to delete it. This will be part 2 on this subject at a later date.
I have a story to share from a parent of one of NHL:1's patients:
"After a few weeks the change became obvious. Her hallucinations decreased, she stopped babbling, her violent outbreaks ceased, and she started combing her hair and putting on make-up. In a few months, she left the mental institution to live in a supervised apartment. Today, two years after she started taking this drug, XXXXXXX dresses meticulously, holds a volunteer job at a local library, and has a boyfriend. No one, her doctor says, would ever know she had once led a life of such total disarray in a mental institution."
Can anyone say Clozaril (clozapine) ... ?!?!?!?
In closing, I would like to remind you all that there is hope, and remember... tomorrow is another day... live boldly, take risks, go a day without chat!
The psychological difference is that paranoia is a disorder that makes one feel everyone is out to get them... or is watching them. That could be caused from one of many disorders including bipolar, excessive drug abuse, head injuries and at times depression and anxiety disorder. Schizophrenics are mentally ill and can engage in aggressive behavior, violence, hallucinations, hearing voices, with possibilities of harming themselves if not others.
Symptoms of schizophrenia vary widely from one chatter to another. Some schizophrenic chatters suffer from auditory... (like Linda thinking she heard Joe say he loved her) or visual... (like Veronica believing she looked like the fake photos she posted) hallucinations, while other chatters may exhibit signs of paranoia or anxiety... (like Kate who has just flat out lost it).
At the root of all schizophrenia symptoms is psychosis: an impaired ability to distinguish between real and unreal perceptions... (like most of NHL:1 chatters).
When people hear the term "schizophrenia," what immediately comes to mind is a person with a split personality. While "schizophrenia" does come from the Greek term "split mind," a split personality is not one of the symptoms of schizophrenia. Schizophrenia, instead, refers to a person who does not have a grip on reality and, therefore, finds it difficult or, in some cases, impossible to distinguish whether or not an event is real or not real... comprende, Oz?
I'm thinking we have an equal amount of paranoid chatters vs. schizophrenic chatters in NHL:1.
As for the paranoid, we have chatters like Oz, Ryan, Todd, Cck2ca that lurk with backup ID's while they're out because they think another chatter is going to talk about them. Other paranoid chatters like Linda, Kate, Justine, Chelle tend to lash out at the room for a comment that was directed towards someone else. The above paranoid chatters are always asking if anyone heard anything about them while they were gone.
We then have the schizoids who can't separate reality or certainty from make-believe. Oz again makes this list, along with Linda, with too many other chatters to mention.
I know it is unfair to those mentioned above, since there are so many NHL:1 chatters that fall into one of the categories if not both. But the above mentioned always seem to be making headlines and I guess deserve the recognition. Plus they visit the blog each and every day, and are my most loyal readers.
The causes of schizophrenia are unknown: while several possible causes exist, no single cause explains all cases of schizophrenia. Genetics, birth defects, environmental triggers, and imbalances of the neurotransmitter dopamine are all considered possible causes of schizophrenia.
Studies show up to 75 percent of all patients living with schizophrenia will have some degree of social withdrawal. Studies of my own and of my assistant show that up to 95% of all chatters in NHL:1 with schizophrenia will have some degree of social withdrawal, hence why the same people are in chat on a daily basis.
Successful schizophrenia recovery allows people living with schizophrenia to re-enter society, but one wonders how many of these NHL:1 chatters have actually seen the outside of their home and would be able to survive outdoors. And to "re-enter society", wouldn't that mean that one would have to have been sociable at one point?
Psychotherapy and vocational programs can help schizophrenics return to the workforce. Nothing like returning to that paper route they had years ago. And don't you need a vehicle to deliver papers these days, unlike before when paperboys would carry their papers draped over their backs? Most NHL:1 chatters don't have bus fare, let alone a vehicle.
One in ten schizophrenics commit suicide; an alarming statistic that people living with schizophrenia sufferers need to know. So chatters with schizophrenia should show this to household members if they have the sense to do so. Those that have no one will just have to rely on one another for support and guidance.
Antidepressants taken in combination with anti-psychotics may reduce suicide risks during this stage of schizophrenia recovery. People living with schizophrenic chatters should "suicide proof" their home, removing potential suicide tools such as guns, knives, poisons, and ropes from the schizophrenic chatter's environment. No using computer cables in place of the rope, as that would mean you would disconnect yourself from chat and we wouldn't be able to view.
Substance abuse is also common amongst schizophrenia sufferers. Forty percent of schizophrenics abuse drugs or alcohol, and family members should watch for evidence of possible substance abuse. Outovcontroll Joe... that hot Russian chick you live with, Natalia, (unless she is one of those visual/audible hallucinations) needs to keep a close eye out on you. Ripstic, who really cares who keeps an eye on you? Keep doing drugs.
Fact is people, you're trapped. You all suffer from a powerful addiction. You have chatters you can relate to in NHL:1. You have chatters that tell you daily they love you in NHL:1, more so than your real life family ever did, or will. All of you chatters have so much in common, I see why it's so difficult to let go of each other.
I started to get into the theories and relationship between homosexuality and paranoid schizophrenia within this post, but chose to delete it. This will be part 2 on this subject at a later date.
I have a story to share from a parent of one of NHL:1's patients:
"After a few weeks the change became obvious. Her hallucinations decreased, she stopped babbling, her violent outbreaks ceased, and she started combing her hair and putting on make-up. In a few months, she left the mental institution to live in a supervised apartment. Today, two years after she started taking this drug, XXXXXXX dresses meticulously, holds a volunteer job at a local library, and has a boyfriend. No one, her doctor says, would ever know she had once led a life of such total disarray in a mental institution."
Can anyone say Clozaril (clozapine) ... ?!?!?!?
In closing, I would like to remind you all that there is hope, and remember... tomorrow is another day... live boldly, take risks, go a day without chat!
Monday, October 8, 2007
92Chevy owns the room this night...
I must hand it to Mike92Chevy for his statement in the room last night.
That... "STFU... you're all losers" quote not only silenced Flyereddie48, Alexovechkin8_2009, and Forever_Frantic from their bitch session on mic, but also a few of you other losers who tried typing your shit in the room. Talker_a_Talker takes the award for out typing Thornton_19_ca an Flyereddie48 while they were verbally abusing him. Hopefully it opened the eyes of many more of you who were sitting back and getting off to it. I'm sure a couple of you had your feelings hurt when Mike yelled into the mic, but the truth generally hurts. No one ever wants to hear they're a loser. But fact is people, 98% of you in NHL:1 are.
Unfortunately Mike, no one in the room seems to care. They feel comfortable around one another! They feel secure amongst their own kind! They have only each other! The fact is, it looks like you losers will have a struggle in the coming years - but it is not impossible. You do need to learn to become self-sufficient, though. You will never make it in the real world.
Some of you have families... some of you are trying to further your education... one of you even has a job... I think... but you all still find a way to meet up in chat every single day. Bring the kids... what the hell... do my homework while in chat... what the hell... make $4,000 a year working at home... while in chat... what the hell... mom must really be proud of you all.
Though each of you may depart with your main ID's, don't lie to me and say you don't each carry two names at a time while in chat. As one leaves, the other emerges and lingers. That explains why half the room is involved in a conversation with ears on, while the other half stays quiet without. People are so afraid to miss what might be said of them... good or bad.
Take a break losers, chat will still be there when you wake up. And if anything good or bad was said of you, trust me... with the way secrets are kept... no worries, just ask a "friend" who spent the entire night taking notes... right Oz?
Lately, there seems to be a fight happening in the room each day. Don't you losers get it, you need a break from one another. Some of you fight with each other like you've been married for years. You all see so much of each other, that you're starting to get sick of one another. So much tension, so many jealousies, so much hate. And like a married or engaged couple, you later have make up cyber sex and everything is all better... until the next fallout.
We need to find a way to schedule chat visits and limit each person to 6 days a week. With the help of Jerzzzey we'll put together a schedule that allows fantasy hockey chatters to be together a couple of days a week. Another day would be devoted to homosexuals. Actually we better schedule two days for this, as half the room is gay. Maybe a video game night? Spanish night? Assisted homework night? Virgin chat? Suicide Chat?
Let Jerzzzey and I know, and we'll put together a schedule for you. And no... for those that are homosexuals, fantasy hockey GMs, Halo3 players... while doing their homework, eating a burrito, and contemplating suicide... you may not request 7 days a week.
Here's part of a conversation of one of the "losers" with whom I spoke to the other day...
"I'm depressed most of the day...like I would be hanging out with my chat friends and suddenly I'll get really sad out of nowhere...I dont know whats bothering me...I can never stick up for myself but I think thats because I dont like myself...I pretty much cut myself at least once every 2 days..I find nothing positive in me so all I can think about is the negative things..I have zero confidence in myself..how can I help myself because I know I'm a loser and I know it for a fact..."
Grow a set and toughen up! Nobody owes you anything and you add nothing positive to society. Get over it and quit your whining! End of conversation, Ripstic!
Some chatters in the room who see shrinks are a joke. Linda, just because you look in the mirror each morning and don't like who you see, what makes you think a therapist likes to see you? He likes to see your cash... FACT! You don't need therapy. You need to get off the chair, hit the X, leave chat, grab a newspaper, look for a job, seek education, etc. etc. etc. If you want to toss your money away, do it from the roof top before you jump. You could make a few people happy, if you can't be.
Some chatters like to drink their pain away. Rusty Nails are best when you've had a bad day. Scotch and Drambui...heals the pain but destroys the brain.
How did I end up switching topics?
Anyway, I need to head to bed, flying out in the morning... back Tuesday night.
In the meantime, take the quiz below...
http://www.quizrocket.com/loser-geek-dork-nerd?gatherer_id=[:publisher_id:]&gclid=CN_w8dj8_o4CFQSOggod63Tv3g
Jerzzzey, let me know who scored what please.
Remember to vote... 2 days left!
...and Justine, stop voting for yourself over and over. Nice pics on FaceBook btw... you got an A+ in photoshop I take it.
That... "STFU... you're all losers" quote not only silenced Flyereddie48, Alexovechkin8_2009, and Forever_Frantic from their bitch session on mic, but also a few of you other losers who tried typing your shit in the room. Talker_a_Talker takes the award for out typing Thornton_19_ca an Flyereddie48 while they were verbally abusing him. Hopefully it opened the eyes of many more of you who were sitting back and getting off to it. I'm sure a couple of you had your feelings hurt when Mike yelled into the mic, but the truth generally hurts. No one ever wants to hear they're a loser. But fact is people, 98% of you in NHL:1 are.
Unfortunately Mike, no one in the room seems to care. They feel comfortable around one another! They feel secure amongst their own kind! They have only each other! The fact is, it looks like you losers will have a struggle in the coming years - but it is not impossible. You do need to learn to become self-sufficient, though. You will never make it in the real world.
Some of you have families... some of you are trying to further your education... one of you even has a job... I think... but you all still find a way to meet up in chat every single day. Bring the kids... what the hell... do my homework while in chat... what the hell... make $4,000 a year working at home... while in chat... what the hell... mom must really be proud of you all.
Though each of you may depart with your main ID's, don't lie to me and say you don't each carry two names at a time while in chat. As one leaves, the other emerges and lingers. That explains why half the room is involved in a conversation with ears on, while the other half stays quiet without. People are so afraid to miss what might be said of them... good or bad.
Take a break losers, chat will still be there when you wake up. And if anything good or bad was said of you, trust me... with the way secrets are kept... no worries, just ask a "friend" who spent the entire night taking notes... right Oz?
Lately, there seems to be a fight happening in the room each day. Don't you losers get it, you need a break from one another. Some of you fight with each other like you've been married for years. You all see so much of each other, that you're starting to get sick of one another. So much tension, so many jealousies, so much hate. And like a married or engaged couple, you later have make up cyber sex and everything is all better... until the next fallout.
We need to find a way to schedule chat visits and limit each person to 6 days a week. With the help of Jerzzzey we'll put together a schedule that allows fantasy hockey chatters to be together a couple of days a week. Another day would be devoted to homosexuals. Actually we better schedule two days for this, as half the room is gay. Maybe a video game night? Spanish night? Assisted homework night? Virgin chat? Suicide Chat?
Let Jerzzzey and I know, and we'll put together a schedule for you. And no... for those that are homosexuals, fantasy hockey GMs, Halo3 players... while doing their homework, eating a burrito, and contemplating suicide... you may not request 7 days a week.
Here's part of a conversation of one of the "losers" with whom I spoke to the other day...
"I'm depressed most of the day...like I would be hanging out with my chat friends and suddenly I'll get really sad out of nowhere...I dont know whats bothering me...I can never stick up for myself but I think thats because I dont like myself...I pretty much cut myself at least once every 2 days..I find nothing positive in me so all I can think about is the negative things..I have zero confidence in myself..how can I help myself because I know I'm a loser and I know it for a fact..."
Grow a set and toughen up! Nobody owes you anything and you add nothing positive to society. Get over it and quit your whining! End of conversation, Ripstic!
Some chatters in the room who see shrinks are a joke. Linda, just because you look in the mirror each morning and don't like who you see, what makes you think a therapist likes to see you? He likes to see your cash... FACT! You don't need therapy. You need to get off the chair, hit the X, leave chat, grab a newspaper, look for a job, seek education, etc. etc. etc. If you want to toss your money away, do it from the roof top before you jump. You could make a few people happy, if you can't be.
Some chatters like to drink their pain away. Rusty Nails are best when you've had a bad day. Scotch and Drambui...heals the pain but destroys the brain.
How did I end up switching topics?
Anyway, I need to head to bed, flying out in the morning... back Tuesday night.
In the meantime, take the quiz below...
http://www.quizrocket.com/loser-geek-dork-nerd?gatherer_id=[:publisher_id:]&gclid=CN_w8dj8_o4CFQSOggod63Tv3g
Jerzzzey, let me know who scored what please.
Remember to vote... 2 days left!
...and Justine, stop voting for yourself over and over. Nice pics on FaceBook btw... you got an A+ in photoshop I take it.
Friday, October 5, 2007
Poll updates...
Congratulations to Kate... Beautyoflife143, for winning the "going postal" award... almost doubling who many thought would be a runaway winner in Linda. Kate tallied 9 votes out of 23 that were submitted. Linda and Bradshaw each finished with 5.
Hotshotschamp comes from behind and edges out alexovechkin8_2009 and thornton_ca_19 by one vote each... getting 6 votes to 5 each for the two favorites and runners up in the "to die a virgin" poll. Hotshotschamp was exposed as having met a chatter who puts out... FACT!... and denied her access into his pants... therefore prompting voters to change their minds heading into the final couple of days.
In the "who is the blogger" poll, it at first looked like Not2visible_31 was going to run away with the title. Lotusblossom then pulled into a tie within 24 hours, taking a narrow lead 2 days into voting. It was going to be a battle of two Vancouverites... so everyone thought.
It looks like we now have an east coast leader in Land of the Shire. So much for Linda's and Oz's theory. Tasha has dropped to 4th in the balloting after holding a slight lead and is now down to 3 votes. Jerzzzey has moved up to 3rd with 4 votes. Lotusblossom is in 2nd place with 7 votes, and Bill in 1st with 8 votes.
Why the sudden shift? Kate has her theories... check with her.
With only 5 days left to vote, I'm thinking everyone needs to re-evaluate who you have voted for and adjust as necessary.
Hotshotschamp comes from behind and edges out alexovechkin8_2009 and thornton_ca_19 by one vote each... getting 6 votes to 5 each for the two favorites and runners up in the "to die a virgin" poll. Hotshotschamp was exposed as having met a chatter who puts out... FACT!... and denied her access into his pants... therefore prompting voters to change their minds heading into the final couple of days.
In the "who is the blogger" poll, it at first looked like Not2visible_31 was going to run away with the title. Lotusblossom then pulled into a tie within 24 hours, taking a narrow lead 2 days into voting. It was going to be a battle of two Vancouverites... so everyone thought.
It looks like we now have an east coast leader in Land of the Shire. So much for Linda's and Oz's theory. Tasha has dropped to 4th in the balloting after holding a slight lead and is now down to 3 votes. Jerzzzey has moved up to 3rd with 4 votes. Lotusblossom is in 2nd place with 7 votes, and Bill in 1st with 8 votes.
Why the sudden shift? Kate has her theories... check with her.
With only 5 days left to vote, I'm thinking everyone needs to re-evaluate who you have voted for and adjust as necessary.
Monday, October 1, 2007
Reunion of the ho's...
Where have the chat ho's of yesteryear gone?
Back in the day there was Yahoo pussy to be had 24/7. Lead mostly by Land of the Shire, Kingvspades, and the socom pussy posse, there wasn't a night where we didn't hear about a new online relationship and the sex-capades that were going along with them.
If any of you reading this know where the ho's below can be found, let me know. I'm looking to put together a reunion of sort. When we reach these ho's I'll need someone to put together an invitation list of both men and women, preferably Jerzzzey, who knows how to throw a chat party. The chat scrap of NHL:1 not on this list, will need to cry on each others shoulders in NHL:2 that night. Cck2ca, I'm putting you in charge of NHL:2 the night of the reunion.
Heather, if you're reading this, come back. Not only were you good to the guys, you were always willing to get off for the girls as well. I think you need to come in and teach the new ho's of chat how to play... and play nice. Ask your husband and 8 kids if mommy can have one night out on the town. It would be much appreciated.
Alikat used to be a good little ho, but boyfriends like Gregor and African-American men treated her too good and she chose to explore real life relationships. I heard the other day she has gone off and had a child. Alikat, how soon before we see you back in the chat on a regular basis? Ripstic is missing that cam show of yours. So is Mitch, but you're not allowed to be with him anymore. Jerzzzey still talks of the times and would welcome you back in a heartbeat.
Banallleafshomers... Antiwhy is missing you sooo much. I don't think I have seen him talk to a girl since you left. Call it loyalty if you'd like, but personally I think he's turned gay on us. Come back and prove to me I'm wrong. I still have those Double D photo's you sent me. I could use an updated collection. Hey Antiwhy, let me know if you want me to send you those pictures.
Sherry_berry27 and Kingvspades were the hottest couple of chat back in the day. Then she woke up one day and realized that Kingv wasn't loyal. Not only was he married, but had online girlfriend's as well. Then she hooked up with Vicesandhabits and realized 4 years later he was married too. Then one day she woke up and realized, hey I'm still legally married, but that isn't going to stop me. From Ari_Freaking_Gold, to Land_of_the_Shire, to Talker_a_Talker to Five for Fighting, back to Ari_Freaking_Gold... she makes for a great night out in chat I hear, so she's invited. I bet Todd is getting stimulated over her return.
Evilgigs could be had so long as Andy wasn't present. Mick would put on a nice show depending on the amount of wine she put into her body. I personally would put her on the bottom half of the list for entertainment, but still a solid bet to get the likes of a Vicesandhabits, Shytowner, and Thornton_19_ca off in a matter of minutes.
As much abuse as Chelle takes for her body, or lack thereof... she would be viewed by more men than Alikat. And with Chelle, it wasn't so much what she had to show, but how well she would get a man off with her voice during a sexual voice conference session. Thank you Sharkfan_in559 and Evel_steve for sharing your memories.
Mandi claims to have settled down again... and actually claims to have a job. Mandi gave it up to more men in chat, and also holds the record for bedding down with those same on-line chatters. Has anyone seen Rocco or Kottonmouth lately? Mandi is more than welcome to be part of the reunion, but be warned gentlemen, leave it in chat. I can feel Todd getting all psyched up over this one already.
Trish, if you're reading this, you are not allowed to be part of the reunion. Male chatters are saying you are by far the nastiest chick out there. Except for flyereddie, but he doesn't count.
Maybe you can come by if Michigan Against Granholm is in the room, but then you two need to take it to NHL:8, far away from the party.
Julyladybug16 was one of the best, that is if you were 18 and under. She would have a different boy each night from chat. On occasion she would share herself of older men such as Zr22k or Jockoredwing53. Some of her favorites were in her own back yard. She told me she absolutely loved Nucknationclone. It would be nice for her to be part of this reunion, but I'm not sure if there are enough youngsters to keep her interested. Do I see fake ID's in the future from some of our current male chatters?
Veronica was and is still one of NHL:1's chat ho's. Flyereddie and Ari_Freaking_Gold shared some intimate times back in the day. The "new" Veronica is just as popular with the male chatters these days with the likes of Spliff and Outovcontroll Joe. My money is on Joe as her next online love. Spliff is afraid of bigger, taller, stronger women... i.e. Canucks_girl44. And with Joe dropping that ball and chain of his in Linda recently, Veronica won't waste any time. Vero, can we count on you to be part of this reunion? I bet Todd is getting all aroused for your return also.
Jerzzzey, I need you to invite the following:
Northerncutie08
Canucks_girl44
Jenn loves vanek
Butter_cupO
Fischer-brittany
Mary_christine
Iheartrupert
Beautyoflife143
The above are the newest breed of NHL:1 chat ho's that can learn a thing or two from the best.
Maybe Jerzzzey we can get the sonners to finance a trip to San Francisco and have an "after chat" party at the following location: http://www.hosbarandrestaurant.com/
Make sure you order your Peking Duck in advance.
Sonners... methods of payment include... American Express - Discover - Master Card - Visa or Sexual Favours.
Back in the day there was Yahoo pussy to be had 24/7. Lead mostly by Land of the Shire, Kingvspades, and the socom pussy posse, there wasn't a night where we didn't hear about a new online relationship and the sex-capades that were going along with them.
If any of you reading this know where the ho's below can be found, let me know. I'm looking to put together a reunion of sort. When we reach these ho's I'll need someone to put together an invitation list of both men and women, preferably Jerzzzey, who knows how to throw a chat party. The chat scrap of NHL:1 not on this list, will need to cry on each others shoulders in NHL:2 that night. Cck2ca, I'm putting you in charge of NHL:2 the night of the reunion.
Heather, if you're reading this, come back. Not only were you good to the guys, you were always willing to get off for the girls as well. I think you need to come in and teach the new ho's of chat how to play... and play nice. Ask your husband and 8 kids if mommy can have one night out on the town. It would be much appreciated.
Alikat used to be a good little ho, but boyfriends like Gregor and African-American men treated her too good and she chose to explore real life relationships. I heard the other day she has gone off and had a child. Alikat, how soon before we see you back in the chat on a regular basis? Ripstic is missing that cam show of yours. So is Mitch, but you're not allowed to be with him anymore. Jerzzzey still talks of the times and would welcome you back in a heartbeat.
Banallleafshomers... Antiwhy is missing you sooo much. I don't think I have seen him talk to a girl since you left. Call it loyalty if you'd like, but personally I think he's turned gay on us. Come back and prove to me I'm wrong. I still have those Double D photo's you sent me. I could use an updated collection. Hey Antiwhy, let me know if you want me to send you those pictures.
Sherry_berry27 and Kingvspades were the hottest couple of chat back in the day. Then she woke up one day and realized that Kingv wasn't loyal. Not only was he married, but had online girlfriend's as well. Then she hooked up with Vicesandhabits and realized 4 years later he was married too. Then one day she woke up and realized, hey I'm still legally married, but that isn't going to stop me. From Ari_Freaking_Gold, to Land_of_the_Shire, to Talker_a_Talker to Five for Fighting, back to Ari_Freaking_Gold... she makes for a great night out in chat I hear, so she's invited. I bet Todd is getting stimulated over her return.
Evilgigs could be had so long as Andy wasn't present. Mick would put on a nice show depending on the amount of wine she put into her body. I personally would put her on the bottom half of the list for entertainment, but still a solid bet to get the likes of a Vicesandhabits, Shytowner, and Thornton_19_ca off in a matter of minutes.
As much abuse as Chelle takes for her body, or lack thereof... she would be viewed by more men than Alikat. And with Chelle, it wasn't so much what she had to show, but how well she would get a man off with her voice during a sexual voice conference session. Thank you Sharkfan_in559 and Evel_steve for sharing your memories.
Mandi claims to have settled down again... and actually claims to have a job. Mandi gave it up to more men in chat, and also holds the record for bedding down with those same on-line chatters. Has anyone seen Rocco or Kottonmouth lately? Mandi is more than welcome to be part of the reunion, but be warned gentlemen, leave it in chat. I can feel Todd getting all psyched up over this one already.
Trish, if you're reading this, you are not allowed to be part of the reunion. Male chatters are saying you are by far the nastiest chick out there. Except for flyereddie, but he doesn't count.
Maybe you can come by if Michigan Against Granholm is in the room, but then you two need to take it to NHL:8, far away from the party.
Julyladybug16 was one of the best, that is if you were 18 and under. She would have a different boy each night from chat. On occasion she would share herself of older men such as Zr22k or Jockoredwing53. Some of her favorites were in her own back yard. She told me she absolutely loved Nucknationclone. It would be nice for her to be part of this reunion, but I'm not sure if there are enough youngsters to keep her interested. Do I see fake ID's in the future from some of our current male chatters?
Veronica was and is still one of NHL:1's chat ho's. Flyereddie and Ari_Freaking_Gold shared some intimate times back in the day. The "new" Veronica is just as popular with the male chatters these days with the likes of Spliff and Outovcontroll Joe. My money is on Joe as her next online love. Spliff is afraid of bigger, taller, stronger women... i.e. Canucks_girl44. And with Joe dropping that ball and chain of his in Linda recently, Veronica won't waste any time. Vero, can we count on you to be part of this reunion? I bet Todd is getting all aroused for your return also.
Jerzzzey, I need you to invite the following:
Northerncutie08
Canucks_girl44
Jenn loves vanek
Butter_cupO
Fischer-brittany
Mary_christine
Iheartrupert
Beautyoflife143
The above are the newest breed of NHL:1 chat ho's that can learn a thing or two from the best.
Maybe Jerzzzey we can get the sonners to finance a trip to San Francisco and have an "after chat" party at the following location: http://www.hosbarandrestaurant.com/
Make sure you order your Peking Duck in advance.
Sonners... methods of payment include... American Express - Discover - Master Card - Visa or Sexual Favours.
Sunday, September 30, 2007
Ari > Oz... Fact!
Seems like most of the fun these days happens in the early mornings. And funny, Paul and Oz are always present.
Today it is Oz and Todd... not as entertaining as Linda and Kate, but amusing. I must say again, that Oz is the most insecure individual I have ever heard from. Generally you don't hear much out of Todd, but something Oz said must have got to him tonight. Oz again boasting to the room what he's worth. Like anyone gives a shit. Is that how you got Shannon in bed Oz was telling her your net worth? Or did you buy her for a few years until you're a U.S. citizen, then out the door she goes? LOL at you getting custody of your daughter when this happens.
canadians_05: you dont lead a married life Oz you chat 20/7
ari_freaking_gold: citizenship marriage
ari_freaking_gold: ur dad paid her
ari_freaking_gold: u have no job
canadians_05: you bought a bed in the states Oz
ari_freaking_gold: how u looking after her
canadians_05: fact
briereyote: lol
briereyote: oz you dont have $
briereyote: stfu
ari_freaking_gold: lol you live in a 90k house
briereyote: he said 60k
ari_freaking_gold: lol @ yote
briereyote: ari before
ari_freaking_gold: 83
briereyote: now 90 lol?
ari_freaking_gold: 60k yea
canadians_05: dean 3rd smartest
ari_freaking_gold: shit ur right
briereyote:
ari_freaking_gold: lol
ari_freaking_gold:
ari_freaking_gold: 52k
ari_freaking_gold: fuck
briereyote: what kind of car you have oz?
canadians_05: $150
Todd is wondering what a $150.00 vehicle looks like. Oz saying it's again going to be worth $2,500 when it's done.
ari_freaking_gold: not if you include the spray paint and duct tape though paul
elevati0n84: lol
ari_freaking_gold: 14 rolls of duct tape and 8 cans of spray paint
Adding the above makes it worth $150.00
Jerzzzey saying the interior is so screwed and the seatbelts don't work that Oz has to duct tape his daughter and carseat to the back of the seat. Then he says it takes some time to get her out as he peels off the tape.
ari_freaking_gold: oz you have shit
ari_freaking_gold: stop talking fuck
canadians_05: 52k
ari_freaking_gold: anyone who had any real money would never consider buying a home for 52k
ari_freaking_gold: ever
ari_freaking_gold: under any circumstance
canadians_05: ever
ari_freaking_gold: no one would even buy a 52k home to slum rent
ari_freaking_gold: its sad that you told us it was 52k
ari_freaking_gold: if we didnt know the price we could at least think you were lying
canadians_05: Oz layaway plans going on at kmart now amelias xmas gifts going to be a week late
Oz, tell us again about that $52k home that is worth 250k now. This, in an area where houses don't exceed $200k. Must be all the money you've invested into it. New cabinets, floors, etc... when do you have the time to do all this? You're always in friggin chat. And let's not forget about that truck you bought, the one worth less than Paul's headphone set, but after you fix it up will be worth $2.500. What a joke you are.
canadians_05: Oz living in the Motel 6 paying by the week
ari_freaking_gold: lol yep
elevati0n84: lolol
ari_freaking_gold: not even motel 6
ari_freaking_gold: 1 step down
ari_freaking_gold: local crack hotel in pittsburgh
The quote of the night... "ari_freaking_gold: when you get up from your computer oz be careful that the chair doesnt role over your large vagina"
Oz making a phone call to daddy in regards to http://www.terracorp.ca/terraIndex.php where Todd seems to be affiliated with. I'm taking it that when Oz went quiet, he was on the phone ;) trying to expose Todd... then Todd leaves and Oz appears, how odd... then...
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: todd exposed as a fraud
briereyote: rowbuhtie!
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: he got cocky and thought I wouldn't find out
briereyote: Oz you loser
briereyote: true
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: he should never have given a company name
canadians_05: Oz post the shit you looked up
canadians_05: link please
canadians_05: thats what i thought
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: hold on
canadians_05: stfu
canadians_05: too late
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: was away from the keyboard
canadians_05: time is up
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: http://www.terracorp.ca/terraIndex.php
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: that's their website
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: funny no mention of arizona
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: lol
canadians_05:
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: no mention of 2 hqs
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: just one
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: that's before I even call them
briereyote: oz
briereyote: that was fast
canadians_05: carissa looks like that creature ALF - http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/users/4521dc1dz98a3d13e/dangerous_curves_carissa/__sr_/fab1scd.jpg?pfL72_GBhOUFXmui
canadians_05: or is it just me
ari_freaking_gold: link didnt work
briereyote:
elevati0n84: carissa looks like the fuckin hulk
ari_freaking_gold: oz i dont give a fuck what your parents have done
ari_freaking_gold: not even the least bit of a fuck
ari_freaking_gold: youve done fuckall
ari_freaking_gold: fact
ari_freaking_gold: book that shit
briereyote: 16
ari_freaking_gold: you worked since 15
ari_freaking_gold: and yet now live in a shoebox
briereyote: you told the chatroom at 16 you were owning all the yahoo chat rooms oz
canadians_05: Oz so flustered he's forgetting who he's talking to
ari_freaking_gold: lmfao especially if hes been lying
ari_freaking_gold: because i told the truth about my manshun
ari_freaking_gold: 52k worth
canadians_05: how can you forget who is who Oz you live in here
LOL at Oz calling daddy to win a chat fight. Fact is Oz, you lost. There is no validity to anything you said. Todd wasn't unreasonable in asking for pictures of the house, in or out. No documents were shown as you stated you could produce them. I don't understand why one has to lie. Do you think it makes you a better man Oz by being the richest, strongest, smartest, of a chat room? Those that have nothing are always the most vocal. And in that category, you do win.
The argument was over 5 minutes into it Oz. But yet you kept going with it. Trying to convince others in the room you were right. You kept going, and going, and going until you got so furstrated that you kicked Todd out of your league. What a pussy. But I guess by doing that, you added more proof that he owned you.
Oz talking shit behind Todd's back again...
canadians_05: we've had enough bullshit and lies tonight bobbob speak the truth why are you here
bobbob303: <--------------- the blogger
bobbob303: lmfao
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: todd showed he is full of lies
canadians_05: youre too stupid
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: and i'm waiting on an email back to get the final nail in his dumb fuck coffin
canadians_05: and the blogger is elevation
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: todd exposed for the liar he is
elevati0n84: jerz u fag
jerzzzey: LOL
It started out as a fun filled morning... Lindsay admitting she's masturbated on cam for Oz, Oz admitting he took pictures... Paul admitting he's in love with Mary_Christine and could care less what Thornton thinks. You know, fun stuff. Paul stating he's more fit than Oz with a better physique and wanting a "cam off" to prove to the room... canadians_05: fact azn jenn says paul has a better bod than oz. Oz declines because he's on the rag this week and feels bloated. Dean on cam showing his goods. All entertaining. Then Oz screws it up in trying to make himself look better than everyone else.
Fact is Oz, Todd has a car worth half the value of your home that I think most people would choose to live out of, rather than your gingerbread house. Tell us the part again where the realtor took $10k off because you paid cash. Each time you speak of your home you add a little something new. No one knows what to believe from you anymore.
So since we had some time to kill we decided to talk about Oz's wife. Is she really sleeping with the cook at Denny's Oz? Why does the mailman enter your home when the mailbox is outdoors? These are just some of the questions the room has. Don't you think they deserve an answer? Rumor has it you're the only one not sleeping with your wife. Oz, might I suggest you check her toothbrush immediately after she brushes. If you see hair on it, my guess is it's pubes of her male friends. It would be more of a turn on if it were female friends, but I don't think she swings that way... at least last time I spoke with her she didn't.
canadians_05: you ever sniff that cooch Oz i bet it smells like fried chicken bangin the KFC cashier
briereyote: oz lets her make $$$ on the side
briereyote: crazy
briereyote: oz thats goin to the xtreme man
briereyote: shes cheating on you
briereyote: for sure
canadians_05: elevati0n lol
It even comes to the point where pavel gets involved...
alexovechkin8_2009: how often does oz romance shannon, and we all know the bitches love that shit
alexovechkin8_2009: lmfao
alexovechkin8_2009: like, when?!
briereyote: neevr
canadians_05: tagged goods
alexovechkin8_2009: LMFAO@JERZZY
briereyote: he romances the keyboard like 20 hrs day
canadians_05: half this room has hit shannon
ari_freaking_gold: you might be the most overconfident person for no reason ive ever met oz
ari_freaking_gold: not including mitch
mallred27: i have a question for you then
elevati0n84: shoot
mallred27: do you think Bernier will stay up, or go back to the juniors?
elevati0n84: no but i fucked ur mom last night in a holiday inn
mallred27: lmfao
And that's how the morning ended!
Today it is Oz and Todd... not as entertaining as Linda and Kate, but amusing. I must say again, that Oz is the most insecure individual I have ever heard from. Generally you don't hear much out of Todd, but something Oz said must have got to him tonight. Oz again boasting to the room what he's worth. Like anyone gives a shit. Is that how you got Shannon in bed Oz was telling her your net worth? Or did you buy her for a few years until you're a U.S. citizen, then out the door she goes? LOL at you getting custody of your daughter when this happens.
canadians_05: you dont lead a married life Oz you chat 20/7
ari_freaking_gold: citizenship marriage
ari_freaking_gold: ur dad paid her
ari_freaking_gold: u have no job
canadians_05: you bought a bed in the states Oz
ari_freaking_gold: how u looking after her
canadians_05: fact
briereyote: lol
briereyote: oz you dont have $
briereyote: stfu
ari_freaking_gold: lol you live in a 90k house
briereyote: he said 60k
ari_freaking_gold: lol @ yote
briereyote: ari before
ari_freaking_gold: 83
briereyote: now 90 lol?
ari_freaking_gold: 60k yea
canadians_05: dean 3rd smartest
ari_freaking_gold: shit ur right
briereyote:
ari_freaking_gold: lol
ari_freaking_gold:
ari_freaking_gold: 52k
ari_freaking_gold: fuck
briereyote: what kind of car you have oz?
canadians_05: $150
Todd is wondering what a $150.00 vehicle looks like. Oz saying it's again going to be worth $2,500 when it's done.
ari_freaking_gold: not if you include the spray paint and duct tape though paul
elevati0n84: lol
ari_freaking_gold: 14 rolls of duct tape and 8 cans of spray paint
Adding the above makes it worth $150.00
Jerzzzey saying the interior is so screwed and the seatbelts don't work that Oz has to duct tape his daughter and carseat to the back of the seat. Then he says it takes some time to get her out as he peels off the tape.
ari_freaking_gold: oz you have shit
ari_freaking_gold: stop talking fuck
canadians_05: 52k
ari_freaking_gold: anyone who had any real money would never consider buying a home for 52k
ari_freaking_gold: ever
ari_freaking_gold: under any circumstance
canadians_05: ever
ari_freaking_gold: no one would even buy a 52k home to slum rent
ari_freaking_gold: its sad that you told us it was 52k
ari_freaking_gold: if we didnt know the price we could at least think you were lying
canadians_05: Oz layaway plans going on at kmart now amelias xmas gifts going to be a week late
Oz, tell us again about that $52k home that is worth 250k now. This, in an area where houses don't exceed $200k. Must be all the money you've invested into it. New cabinets, floors, etc... when do you have the time to do all this? You're always in friggin chat. And let's not forget about that truck you bought, the one worth less than Paul's headphone set, but after you fix it up will be worth $2.500. What a joke you are.
canadians_05: Oz living in the Motel 6 paying by the week
ari_freaking_gold: lol yep
elevati0n84: lolol
ari_freaking_gold: not even motel 6
ari_freaking_gold: 1 step down
ari_freaking_gold: local crack hotel in pittsburgh
The quote of the night... "ari_freaking_gold: when you get up from your computer oz be careful that the chair doesnt role over your large vagina"
Oz making a phone call to daddy in regards to http://www.terracorp.ca/terraIndex.php where Todd seems to be affiliated with. I'm taking it that when Oz went quiet, he was on the phone ;) trying to expose Todd... then Todd leaves and Oz appears, how odd... then...
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: todd exposed as a fraud
briereyote: rowbuhtie!
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: he got cocky and thought I wouldn't find out
briereyote: Oz you loser
briereyote: true
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: he should never have given a company name
canadians_05: Oz post the shit you looked up
canadians_05: link please
canadians_05: thats what i thought
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: hold on
canadians_05: stfu
canadians_05: too late
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: was away from the keyboard
canadians_05: time is up
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: http://www.terracorp.ca/terraIndex.php
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: that's their website
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: funny no mention of arizona
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: lol
canadians_05:
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: no mention of 2 hqs
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: just one
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: that's before I even call them
briereyote: oz
briereyote: that was fast
canadians_05: carissa looks like that creature ALF - http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/users/4521dc1dz98a3d13e/dangerous_curves_carissa/__sr_/fab1scd.jpg?pfL72_GBhOUFXmui
canadians_05: or is it just me
ari_freaking_gold: link didnt work
briereyote:
elevati0n84: carissa looks like the fuckin hulk
ari_freaking_gold: oz i dont give a fuck what your parents have done
ari_freaking_gold: not even the least bit of a fuck
ari_freaking_gold: youve done fuckall
ari_freaking_gold: fact
ari_freaking_gold: book that shit
briereyote: 16
ari_freaking_gold: you worked since 15
ari_freaking_gold: and yet now live in a shoebox
briereyote: you told the chatroom at 16 you were owning all the yahoo chat rooms oz
canadians_05: Oz so flustered he's forgetting who he's talking to
ari_freaking_gold: lmfao especially if hes been lying
ari_freaking_gold: because i told the truth about my manshun
ari_freaking_gold: 52k worth
canadians_05: how can you forget who is who Oz you live in here
LOL at Oz calling daddy to win a chat fight. Fact is Oz, you lost. There is no validity to anything you said. Todd wasn't unreasonable in asking for pictures of the house, in or out. No documents were shown as you stated you could produce them. I don't understand why one has to lie. Do you think it makes you a better man Oz by being the richest, strongest, smartest, of a chat room? Those that have nothing are always the most vocal. And in that category, you do win.
The argument was over 5 minutes into it Oz. But yet you kept going with it. Trying to convince others in the room you were right. You kept going, and going, and going until you got so furstrated that you kicked Todd out of your league. What a pussy. But I guess by doing that, you added more proof that he owned you.
Oz talking shit behind Todd's back again...
canadians_05: we've had enough bullshit and lies tonight bobbob speak the truth why are you here
bobbob303: <--------------- the blogger
bobbob303: lmfao
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: todd showed he is full of lies
canadians_05: youre too stupid
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: and i'm waiting on an email back to get the final nail in his dumb fuck coffin
canadians_05: and the blogger is elevation
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: todd exposed for the liar he is
elevati0n84: jerz u fag
jerzzzey: LOL
It started out as a fun filled morning... Lindsay admitting she's masturbated on cam for Oz, Oz admitting he took pictures... Paul admitting he's in love with Mary_Christine and could care less what Thornton thinks. You know, fun stuff. Paul stating he's more fit than Oz with a better physique and wanting a "cam off" to prove to the room... canadians_05: fact azn jenn says paul has a better bod than oz. Oz declines because he's on the rag this week and feels bloated. Dean on cam showing his goods. All entertaining. Then Oz screws it up in trying to make himself look better than everyone else.
Fact is Oz, Todd has a car worth half the value of your home that I think most people would choose to live out of, rather than your gingerbread house. Tell us the part again where the realtor took $10k off because you paid cash. Each time you speak of your home you add a little something new. No one knows what to believe from you anymore.
So since we had some time to kill we decided to talk about Oz's wife. Is she really sleeping with the cook at Denny's Oz? Why does the mailman enter your home when the mailbox is outdoors? These are just some of the questions the room has. Don't you think they deserve an answer? Rumor has it you're the only one not sleeping with your wife. Oz, might I suggest you check her toothbrush immediately after she brushes. If you see hair on it, my guess is it's pubes of her male friends. It would be more of a turn on if it were female friends, but I don't think she swings that way... at least last time I spoke with her she didn't.
canadians_05: you ever sniff that cooch Oz i bet it smells like fried chicken bangin the KFC cashier
briereyote: oz lets her make $$$ on the side
briereyote: crazy
briereyote: oz thats goin to the xtreme man
briereyote: shes cheating on you
briereyote: for sure
canadians_05: elevati0n lol
It even comes to the point where pavel gets involved...
alexovechkin8_2009: how often does oz romance shannon, and we all know the bitches love that shit
alexovechkin8_2009: lmfao
alexovechkin8_2009: like, when?!
briereyote: neevr
canadians_05: tagged goods
alexovechkin8_2009: LMFAO@JERZZY
briereyote: he romances the keyboard like 20 hrs day
canadians_05: half this room has hit shannon
ari_freaking_gold: you might be the most overconfident person for no reason ive ever met oz
ari_freaking_gold: not including mitch
mallred27: i have a question for you then
elevati0n84: shoot
mallred27: do you think Bernier will stay up, or go back to the juniors?
elevati0n84: no but i fucked ur mom last night in a holiday inn
mallred27: lmfao
And that's how the morning ended!
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