Seems like most of the fun these days happens in the early mornings. And funny, Paul and Oz are always present.
Today it is Oz and Todd... not as entertaining as Linda and Kate, but amusing. I must say again, that Oz is the most insecure individual I have ever heard from. Generally you don't hear much out of Todd, but something Oz said must have got to him tonight. Oz again boasting to the room what he's worth. Like anyone gives a shit. Is that how you got Shannon in bed Oz was telling her your net worth? Or did you buy her for a few years until you're a U.S. citizen, then out the door she goes? LOL at you getting custody of your daughter when this happens.
canadians_05: you dont lead a married life Oz you chat 20/7
ari_freaking_gold: citizenship marriage
ari_freaking_gold: ur dad paid her
ari_freaking_gold: u have no job
canadians_05: you bought a bed in the states Oz
ari_freaking_gold: how u looking after her
canadians_05: fact
briereyote: lol
briereyote: oz you dont have $
briereyote: stfu
ari_freaking_gold: lol you live in a 90k house
briereyote: he said 60k
ari_freaking_gold: lol @ yote
briereyote: ari before
ari_freaking_gold: 83
briereyote: now 90 lol?
ari_freaking_gold: 60k yea
canadians_05: dean 3rd smartest
ari_freaking_gold: shit ur right
briereyote:
ari_freaking_gold: lol
ari_freaking_gold:
ari_freaking_gold: 52k
ari_freaking_gold: fuck
briereyote: what kind of car you have oz?
canadians_05: $150
Todd is wondering what a $150.00 vehicle looks like. Oz saying it's again going to be worth $2,500 when it's done.
ari_freaking_gold: not if you include the spray paint and duct tape though paul
elevati0n84: lol
ari_freaking_gold: 14 rolls of duct tape and 8 cans of spray paint
Adding the above makes it worth $150.00
Jerzzzey saying the interior is so screwed and the seatbelts don't work that Oz has to duct tape his daughter and carseat to the back of the seat. Then he says it takes some time to get her out as he peels off the tape.
ari_freaking_gold: oz you have shit
ari_freaking_gold: stop talking fuck
canadians_05: 52k
ari_freaking_gold: anyone who had any real money would never consider buying a home for 52k
ari_freaking_gold: ever
ari_freaking_gold: under any circumstance
canadians_05: ever
ari_freaking_gold: no one would even buy a 52k home to slum rent
ari_freaking_gold: its sad that you told us it was 52k
ari_freaking_gold: if we didnt know the price we could at least think you were lying
canadians_05: Oz layaway plans going on at kmart now amelias xmas gifts going to be a week late
Oz, tell us again about that $52k home that is worth 250k now. This, in an area where houses don't exceed $200k. Must be all the money you've invested into it. New cabinets, floors, etc... when do you have the time to do all this? You're always in friggin chat. And let's not forget about that truck you bought, the one worth less than Paul's headphone set, but after you fix it up will be worth $2.500. What a joke you are.
canadians_05: Oz living in the Motel 6 paying by the week
ari_freaking_gold: lol yep
elevati0n84: lolol
ari_freaking_gold: not even motel 6
ari_freaking_gold: 1 step down
ari_freaking_gold: local crack hotel in pittsburgh
The quote of the night... "ari_freaking_gold: when you get up from your computer oz be careful that the chair doesnt role over your large vagina"
Oz making a phone call to daddy in regards to http://www.terracorp.ca/terraIndex.php where Todd seems to be affiliated with. I'm taking it that when Oz went quiet, he was on the phone ;) trying to expose Todd... then Todd leaves and Oz appears, how odd... then...
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: todd exposed as a fraud
briereyote: rowbuhtie!
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: he got cocky and thought I wouldn't find out
briereyote: Oz you loser
briereyote: true
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: he should never have given a company name
canadians_05: Oz post the shit you looked up
canadians_05: link please
canadians_05: thats what i thought
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: hold on
canadians_05: stfu
canadians_05: too late
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: was away from the keyboard
canadians_05: time is up
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: http://www.terracorp.ca/terraIndex.php
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: that's their website
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: funny no mention of arizona
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: lol
canadians_05:
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: no mention of 2 hqs
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: just one
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: that's before I even call them
briereyote: oz
briereyote: that was fast
canadians_05: carissa looks like that creature ALF - http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/users/4521dc1dz98a3d13e/dangerous_curves_carissa/__sr_/fab1scd.jpg?pfL72_GBhOUFXmui
canadians_05: or is it just me
ari_freaking_gold: link didnt work
briereyote:
elevati0n84: carissa looks like the fuckin hulk
ari_freaking_gold: oz i dont give a fuck what your parents have done
ari_freaking_gold: not even the least bit of a fuck
ari_freaking_gold: youve done fuckall
ari_freaking_gold: fact
ari_freaking_gold: book that shit
briereyote: 16
ari_freaking_gold: you worked since 15
ari_freaking_gold: and yet now live in a shoebox
briereyote: you told the chatroom at 16 you were owning all the yahoo chat rooms oz
canadians_05: Oz so flustered he's forgetting who he's talking to
ari_freaking_gold: lmfao especially if hes been lying
ari_freaking_gold: because i told the truth about my manshun
ari_freaking_gold: 52k worth
canadians_05: how can you forget who is who Oz you live in here
LOL at Oz calling daddy to win a chat fight. Fact is Oz, you lost. There is no validity to anything you said. Todd wasn't unreasonable in asking for pictures of the house, in or out. No documents were shown as you stated you could produce them. I don't understand why one has to lie. Do you think it makes you a better man Oz by being the richest, strongest, smartest, of a chat room? Those that have nothing are always the most vocal. And in that category, you do win.
The argument was over 5 minutes into it Oz. But yet you kept going with it. Trying to convince others in the room you were right. You kept going, and going, and going until you got so furstrated that you kicked Todd out of your league. What a pussy. But I guess by doing that, you added more proof that he owned you.
Oz talking shit behind Todd's back again...
canadians_05: we've had enough bullshit and lies tonight bobbob speak the truth why are you here
bobbob303: <--------------- the blogger
bobbob303: lmfao
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: todd showed he is full of lies
canadians_05: youre too stupid
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: and i'm waiting on an email back to get the final nail in his dumb fuck coffin
canadians_05: and the blogger is elevation
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: todd exposed for the liar he is
elevati0n84: jerz u fag
jerzzzey: LOL
It started out as a fun filled morning... Lindsay admitting she's masturbated on cam for Oz, Oz admitting he took pictures... Paul admitting he's in love with Mary_Christine and could care less what Thornton thinks. You know, fun stuff. Paul stating he's more fit than Oz with a better physique and wanting a "cam off" to prove to the room... canadians_05: fact azn jenn says paul has a better bod than oz. Oz declines because he's on the rag this week and feels bloated. Dean on cam showing his goods. All entertaining. Then Oz screws it up in trying to make himself look better than everyone else.
Fact is Oz, Todd has a car worth half the value of your home that I think most people would choose to live out of, rather than your gingerbread house. Tell us the part again where the realtor took $10k off because you paid cash. Each time you speak of your home you add a little something new. No one knows what to believe from you anymore.
So since we had some time to kill we decided to talk about Oz's wife. Is she really sleeping with the cook at Denny's Oz? Why does the mailman enter your home when the mailbox is outdoors? These are just some of the questions the room has. Don't you think they deserve an answer? Rumor has it you're the only one not sleeping with your wife. Oz, might I suggest you check her toothbrush immediately after she brushes. If you see hair on it, my guess is it's pubes of her male friends. It would be more of a turn on if it were female friends, but I don't think she swings that way... at least last time I spoke with her she didn't.
canadians_05: you ever sniff that cooch Oz i bet it smells like fried chicken bangin the KFC cashier
briereyote: oz lets her make $$$ on the side
briereyote: crazy
briereyote: oz thats goin to the xtreme man
briereyote: shes cheating on you
briereyote: for sure
canadians_05: elevati0n lol
It even comes to the point where pavel gets involved...
alexovechkin8_2009: how often does oz romance shannon, and we all know the bitches love that shit
alexovechkin8_2009: lmfao
alexovechkin8_2009: like, when?!
briereyote: neevr
canadians_05: tagged goods
alexovechkin8_2009: LMFAO@JERZZY
briereyote: he romances the keyboard like 20 hrs day
canadians_05: half this room has hit shannon
ari_freaking_gold: you might be the most overconfident person for no reason ive ever met oz
ari_freaking_gold: not including mitch
mallred27: i have a question for you then
elevati0n84: shoot
mallred27: do you think Bernier will stay up, or go back to the juniors?
elevati0n84: no but i fucked ur mom last night in a holiday inn
mallred27: lmfao
And that's how the morning ended!
Sunday, September 30, 2007
Friday, September 28, 2007
IQ check at the door before entering...
I was so overwhelmed with joy yesterday when the individuals of NHL:1 veritably showed a hint of intellect and held an entertaining conversation on, of all topics, hockey. I was even more impressed with the likes of Cck2ca, Northerncutie, and Thornton_19_Ca.
Cck2ca and I spoke of Isaac Newton and the Newtonian Revolution for over an hour. Northerncutie and I spoke a little of Galileo Galilei / The New Science... and her interest in Astronomy and Physics.
Thornton_19_ca and I squabbled for a few about Charles Darwin, and the theory of Evolution... that is, before he had to go clean his room.
Then, sadly to say, my wife smacks me on the head with a Maxim magazine and says "you would probably be more comfortable sleeping on the bed." See, I had fallen asleep behind the computer. Yes, I was dreaming of NHL:1 chatters actually showing signs of intelligence. I was so disappointed in that dream, that as I walked out of the computer room, and into the elevator that would take me up to the bedroom, I punched the wall. I was also embarrassed that I pulled an Obi Wan Weiss and fell asleep while in chat. But if you knew my schedule, you would totally understand. So off to bed I went, wondering again... if, when, what, why,who, how... most members of NHL:1 would ever make it through life.
Okay, a good nights rest, a 6 mile run, shower, breakfast, a few of business calls and now a couple of hours posting my thoughts and suggestions.
Lets's first talk about intelligence. There are many definitions of intelligence but the quote I like best is:
"A global concept that involves an individual's ability to act purposefully, think rationally, and deal effectively with the environment."
I imagine by now I've lost a few chatters. Those of you that are still with me, PM your friends, tell them it's okay to come back. I'll make this as easy and painless as possible.
So...your opinion on the above...who in NHL:1 resembles that quote? In my years, I have seen 100's of chatters come and go. There are a few smart cookies to have blessed the room with their presence... Mounta_00, Not2visible_31, Ninetythreerookieoftheyear, Sherry_Berry27, Land of the Shire, Superhero_Fighting_Stupidity...Sharkfan_in559. Their IQ's hover in the 140's and it repeatedly shows while in the room. Fact is though, the so called "sonners" show intelligence far greater than any other individuals to have entered NHL:1, let alone the states and provinces they reside in. There isn't a topic they don't have a response to. No question goes unanswered with these individuals present. If you don't believe me, try this... ask a question of Modern Anthropology... Quantum Mechanics...the Structure of DNA... X-ray Crystallography... the Binomial Nomenclature... the list is endless. If you don't get the correct answer, they're posing as a "sonner" and is just one of those that we will call "a lofty aspirant". Those mentioned in this paragraph fit nicely into that quote above.
Anyway, below is a bit of information I put together for you. Take a minute to look it over and ask yourself where you currently fit in. Then ask yourself where would you like to be. I then will tell some of you where you are, based on what I've seen. I will then tell you where I think some of you could be, where some of you should be, and where some of you will always be.
The average IQ score is 100. The standard deviation of IQ scores is 15. So, this means:
A) 50% of people have IQ scores between 90 and 110
B) 2.5% of people are very superior in intelligence (over 130)
C) 2.5% of people are mentally deficient / impaired / retarded (under 70)
D) 0.5% of people are near genius or genius (over 140)
Okay, with a raise of a hand, how many of you lied to yourselves? Probably 85% of you. Because 85% of you fit into the deficient / impaired / and retarded bracket but won't admit it. Seems like every quarter it goes up .05%. People, this has got to stop. What are we going to do to bring up your score? We'll get to that in a few.
What I want to do is label the categories A - B - C - D and place your names next to the appropriate category.
"A" list -
Evilgigs, Jerzzzey, Verucagirl21, Citygirl0117, Canucks_girl44, Islesrgreat17, Alexovechkin8_2009,
"B" list -
Vicesandhabits, Lotusblossum, Briereyote, Talker_a_Talker, Jockoredwing53, Oz_santwyk, Julyladybug16
"C" list - All chat scrap not mentioned on A -B- D
"D" list -
Land of the Shire, Sharkfan_in559, Sherry_Berry27, ninetythreerookieoftheyear, Not2Visible_31, Mounta_00, Superhero_Fighting_Stupidity
Just to prove to yourselves most of you are lying, try taking a test via the link below:
http://www.thefreeiqtest.com/?tag=googtext-tfiqt-3&pop=no&gclid=CP66yf265o4CFQPrYgodTRBZDQ
I know, many of you are thinking I'm as crazy as Linda, Kate, and Bradshaw combined. At times I may very well be. At times we are all a bit crazy, but that's a whole separate topic. We can talk of the mind altering drugs and therapy involved on that subject at a later date.
What are we going to do to get the Thorntons, Lindas, CCks, Nhlphis off the deficient list? How about Northerncutie, Dana Priddy, Hotshotchamp, and Heather off the impaired list? Worse yet, the Ripstics, FireRescues, Chelles, and Spliffs off the retarded list. Some have done a good job by limiting their chat hours. I've noticed dramatic cut-backs in Heather, Fire, and Chelle. I'm hoping that they're using that extra time wisely reading books and listening to motivational tapes. Northerncutie, Dana Priddy, Ripstic, Hotshotchamp, they spend time in the room... usually under ID's not recognized by the normal chatter. They're in for reasons that I can at least say I'm somewhat proud of. They do converse with the elite. They do ask questions, they do take notes, and they do show signs of improvement each and every time I visit with them.
As far as Linda, Thornton, Cck2ca, Nhlphi go, all I can suggest is leaving chat for 6 months. There is to be no lurking, no PM'S, no communication with Yahoo, MSN, AIM whatsoever. You 4 by far have the biggest issues in NHL:1. Thornton can win every negative category hands down. He's on his way to his 2nd victory in as many polls that he has been nominated for. Linda goes ballistic on every chatter for no apparent reason... well no logical reason anyway. She is obviously going through a rough time in her life but is too STUPID to see what 21 hours of chat a day is doing to her. Brain power and energy are being wasted in chat Linda, take a break.Get an education... you're not getting any younger, only dumber by hanging out with the crowd you do. Cck2ca, Nhlphi... good luck to you. Read, read, read... I can't say it enough. Even if it's on one subject only. I'd rather you 2 learn a little of something of 1 subject than trying to take on too many topics and learn nothing. You 2 alone when entering NHL:1 drop the IQ considerably. May I suggest a book to the 4 of you that I personally enjoyed reading, and have been told likewise by others. It is titled:
The 10 Natural Laws of Successful Time and Life management... Proven Strategies for Increased Productivity and Inner Peace.
"If you truly want to manage change and make the days and decisions of your life count, this is your owners manual"
Read, read, read people. Ask questions from the above mentioned geniuses. No one has to stay in the category they're in now.
With my next post I will match up a "chatter" with one of the "Scientific 100" also known as The 100 Most Influential Scientists, past and present. For Example: Bels Belfour could be matched up with Louis Pasteur and his works... Germ Theory of Disease. Linda could be matched up with Sigmund Freud and read Psychology of the Unconscious or Kate with William Herschel and the Discovery of the Heavens. Each will have an Influential Scientist to study. In 3 months we will get together and share everything that we have learned. Those that pass the "test" will be given a new Scientist to study. Those that fail, will be re-tested in 30 days. Those that fail a second time must make a promise to leave chat for 3 months. A 3rd failed exam and the chatter must promise never to enter NHL:1 again. Chat scrap must be eliminated!
Okay, my 2 hours are up here. If at any time you have any questions, please do not hesitate to ask. I check my blog daily. I respond to serious requests only. And of course, don't forget your neighborhood "sonner"... approach them with respect and love and they will be more than happy to work with you. Disrespect them, and... let's just say I can't be held responsible for what happens next.
Happy reading to all!
We'll talk soon.
Cck2ca and I spoke of Isaac Newton and the Newtonian Revolution for over an hour. Northerncutie and I spoke a little of Galileo Galilei / The New Science... and her interest in Astronomy and Physics.
Thornton_19_ca and I squabbled for a few about Charles Darwin, and the theory of Evolution... that is, before he had to go clean his room.
Then, sadly to say, my wife smacks me on the head with a Maxim magazine and says "you would probably be more comfortable sleeping on the bed." See, I had fallen asleep behind the computer. Yes, I was dreaming of NHL:1 chatters actually showing signs of intelligence. I was so disappointed in that dream, that as I walked out of the computer room, and into the elevator that would take me up to the bedroom, I punched the wall. I was also embarrassed that I pulled an Obi Wan Weiss and fell asleep while in chat. But if you knew my schedule, you would totally understand. So off to bed I went, wondering again... if, when, what, why,who, how... most members of NHL:1 would ever make it through life.
Okay, a good nights rest, a 6 mile run, shower, breakfast, a few of business calls and now a couple of hours posting my thoughts and suggestions.
Lets's first talk about intelligence. There are many definitions of intelligence but the quote I like best is:
"A global concept that involves an individual's ability to act purposefully, think rationally, and deal effectively with the environment."
I imagine by now I've lost a few chatters. Those of you that are still with me, PM your friends, tell them it's okay to come back. I'll make this as easy and painless as possible.
So...your opinion on the above...who in NHL:1 resembles that quote? In my years, I have seen 100's of chatters come and go. There are a few smart cookies to have blessed the room with their presence... Mounta_00, Not2visible_31, Ninetythreerookieoftheyear, Sherry_Berry27, Land of the Shire, Superhero_Fighting_Stupidity...Sharkfan_in559. Their IQ's hover in the 140's and it repeatedly shows while in the room. Fact is though, the so called "sonners" show intelligence far greater than any other individuals to have entered NHL:1, let alone the states and provinces they reside in. There isn't a topic they don't have a response to. No question goes unanswered with these individuals present. If you don't believe me, try this... ask a question of Modern Anthropology... Quantum Mechanics...the Structure of DNA... X-ray Crystallography... the Binomial Nomenclature... the list is endless. If you don't get the correct answer, they're posing as a "sonner" and is just one of those that we will call "a lofty aspirant". Those mentioned in this paragraph fit nicely into that quote above.
Anyway, below is a bit of information I put together for you. Take a minute to look it over and ask yourself where you currently fit in. Then ask yourself where would you like to be. I then will tell some of you where you are, based on what I've seen. I will then tell you where I think some of you could be, where some of you should be, and where some of you will always be.
The average IQ score is 100. The standard deviation of IQ scores is 15. So, this means:
A) 50% of people have IQ scores between 90 and 110
B) 2.5% of people are very superior in intelligence (over 130)
C) 2.5% of people are mentally deficient / impaired / retarded (under 70)
D) 0.5% of people are near genius or genius (over 140)
Okay, with a raise of a hand, how many of you lied to yourselves? Probably 85% of you. Because 85% of you fit into the deficient / impaired / and retarded bracket but won't admit it. Seems like every quarter it goes up .05%. People, this has got to stop. What are we going to do to bring up your score? We'll get to that in a few.
What I want to do is label the categories A - B - C - D and place your names next to the appropriate category.
"A" list -
Evilgigs, Jerzzzey, Verucagirl21, Citygirl0117, Canucks_girl44, Islesrgreat17, Alexovechkin8_2009,
"B" list -
Vicesandhabits, Lotusblossum, Briereyote, Talker_a_Talker, Jockoredwing53, Oz_santwyk, Julyladybug16
"C" list - All chat scrap not mentioned on A -B- D
"D" list -
Land of the Shire, Sharkfan_in559, Sherry_Berry27, ninetythreerookieoftheyear, Not2Visible_31, Mounta_00, Superhero_Fighting_Stupidity
Just to prove to yourselves most of you are lying, try taking a test via the link below:
http://www.thefreeiqtest.com/?tag=googtext-tfiqt-3&pop=no&gclid=CP66yf265o4CFQPrYgodTRBZDQ
I know, many of you are thinking I'm as crazy as Linda, Kate, and Bradshaw combined. At times I may very well be. At times we are all a bit crazy, but that's a whole separate topic. We can talk of the mind altering drugs and therapy involved on that subject at a later date.
What are we going to do to get the Thorntons, Lindas, CCks, Nhlphis off the deficient list? How about Northerncutie, Dana Priddy, Hotshotchamp, and Heather off the impaired list? Worse yet, the Ripstics, FireRescues, Chelles, and Spliffs off the retarded list. Some have done a good job by limiting their chat hours. I've noticed dramatic cut-backs in Heather, Fire, and Chelle. I'm hoping that they're using that extra time wisely reading books and listening to motivational tapes. Northerncutie, Dana Priddy, Ripstic, Hotshotchamp, they spend time in the room... usually under ID's not recognized by the normal chatter. They're in for reasons that I can at least say I'm somewhat proud of. They do converse with the elite. They do ask questions, they do take notes, and they do show signs of improvement each and every time I visit with them.
As far as Linda, Thornton, Cck2ca, Nhlphi go, all I can suggest is leaving chat for 6 months. There is to be no lurking, no PM'S, no communication with Yahoo, MSN, AIM whatsoever. You 4 by far have the biggest issues in NHL:1. Thornton can win every negative category hands down. He's on his way to his 2nd victory in as many polls that he has been nominated for. Linda goes ballistic on every chatter for no apparent reason... well no logical reason anyway. She is obviously going through a rough time in her life but is too STUPID to see what 21 hours of chat a day is doing to her. Brain power and energy are being wasted in chat Linda, take a break.Get an education... you're not getting any younger, only dumber by hanging out with the crowd you do. Cck2ca, Nhlphi... good luck to you. Read, read, read... I can't say it enough. Even if it's on one subject only. I'd rather you 2 learn a little of something of 1 subject than trying to take on too many topics and learn nothing. You 2 alone when entering NHL:1 drop the IQ considerably. May I suggest a book to the 4 of you that I personally enjoyed reading, and have been told likewise by others. It is titled:
The 10 Natural Laws of Successful Time and Life management... Proven Strategies for Increased Productivity and Inner Peace.
"If you truly want to manage change and make the days and decisions of your life count, this is your owners manual"
Read, read, read people. Ask questions from the above mentioned geniuses. No one has to stay in the category they're in now.
With my next post I will match up a "chatter" with one of the "Scientific 100" also known as The 100 Most Influential Scientists, past and present. For Example: Bels Belfour could be matched up with Louis Pasteur and his works... Germ Theory of Disease. Linda could be matched up with Sigmund Freud and read Psychology of the Unconscious or Kate with William Herschel and the Discovery of the Heavens. Each will have an Influential Scientist to study. In 3 months we will get together and share everything that we have learned. Those that pass the "test" will be given a new Scientist to study. Those that fail, will be re-tested in 30 days. Those that fail a second time must make a promise to leave chat for 3 months. A 3rd failed exam and the chatter must promise never to enter NHL:1 again. Chat scrap must be eliminated!
Okay, my 2 hours are up here. If at any time you have any questions, please do not hesitate to ask. I check my blog daily. I respond to serious requests only. And of course, don't forget your neighborhood "sonner"... approach them with respect and love and they will be more than happy to work with you. Disrespect them, and... let's just say I can't be held responsible for what happens next.
Happy reading to all!
We'll talk soon.
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
NHL:1 theme song for the guys...Online by Brad Paisley
An interesting song Not2visible suggested to Jockoredwing53 one night while in chat...
I listened to it and realized, wow, a song made for the men of NHL:1 chat.
http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/paisley-brad/online-22297.html
I work down at the Pizza Pit -----------------> Rich / Obi Wan
And I Drive an old Hyundai ------------------> Craig / Spliff
I still live with my mom and dad -------------> Jimmy / Alexovehkin9_2009
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight ------------------> Ryan / Antiwhy
I'm a scifi fanatic -----------------------------> Charlie / Irish Avs Fan
A mild asthmatic -----------------------------> Mike / Mike92chevy
And I've never been to second base ----------> Lou / Nhlphi
But there's whole 'nother me -----------------> Chris / Hotshotchamp
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace'
Cause online I'm out in Hollywood -------------> Joe / Joenaldiinho
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good -------------> Scott / Ripstic1616
I drive a Maserati -----------------------------> Todd / Ari_Freaking_Gold
I'm a black-belt in karate ---------------> Oz / lllxxx_king_of_Kings_xxxlll
And I love a good glass of wine -----------------> Bill / Land of the Shire
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious -----------> Jon / Talker_a_Talker
I tell them I don't want nothing serious'
Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time --------------> Jockoredwing53
I'm so much cooler online ----------------------> Jim / ZR22k
So much cooler online
When I get home I kiss my mom ---------------> Paul / Jerzzzey
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom ----> Michael / Thornton_19_Ca
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I've ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious'
Cause even on a slow dayI could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online
When you got my kind of stats ------------------------> Chris / CCK2ca
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend ------------------------------> Mitch / Five for fighting
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight ----> Dean / Briereyote
Every time I login
Online
I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
Yeah, I'll see ya online
I listened to it and realized, wow, a song made for the men of NHL:1 chat.
http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/paisley-brad/online-22297.html
I work down at the Pizza Pit -----------------> Rich / Obi Wan
And I Drive an old Hyundai ------------------> Craig / Spliff
I still live with my mom and dad -------------> Jimmy / Alexovehkin9_2009
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight ------------------> Ryan / Antiwhy
I'm a scifi fanatic -----------------------------> Charlie / Irish Avs Fan
A mild asthmatic -----------------------------> Mike / Mike92chevy
And I've never been to second base ----------> Lou / Nhlphi
But there's whole 'nother me -----------------> Chris / Hotshotchamp
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace'
Cause online I'm out in Hollywood -------------> Joe / Joenaldiinho
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good -------------> Scott / Ripstic1616
I drive a Maserati -----------------------------> Todd / Ari_Freaking_Gold
I'm a black-belt in karate ---------------> Oz / lllxxx_king_of_Kings_xxxlll
And I love a good glass of wine -----------------> Bill / Land of the Shire
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious -----------> Jon / Talker_a_Talker
I tell them I don't want nothing serious'
Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time --------------> Jockoredwing53
I'm so much cooler online ----------------------> Jim / ZR22k
So much cooler online
When I get home I kiss my mom ---------------> Paul / Jerzzzey
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom ----> Michael / Thornton_19_Ca
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I've ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious'
Cause even on a slow dayI could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online
When you got my kind of stats ------------------------> Chris / CCK2ca
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend ------------------------------> Mitch / Five for fighting
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight ----> Dean / Briereyote
Every time I login
Online
I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
Yeah, I'll see ya online
Monday, September 24, 2007
Linda and Kate go at it...
Just a little something I overhead in the room this morning...
Looks like the shit has hit the fan in NHL:1. Kate exploded on Linda, finally telling her repeatedly to get a life. Looks like there's a war going on between Linda, Kate, Hotshotchamp, Outovcontroll, and Katie. They're all fat cows according to Kate. Tasha is fake also according to Kate and cannot be trusted.
This is unfortunately when I entered the NHL:1 room this morning. But thanks to my good friends Paul and Oz, I will be updated on what I missed.
Fact is Kate has no life! Kate is extremely jealous of Linda. Kate couldn't carry Linda's wooden leg let alone her jockstrap.
Chris insulted Kate from what I heard. Linda copy and pasted derogatory comments from Hotshotchamp that were meant for privacy.
Paul, being the nice guy that he is ... is still the biggest instigator around...though Oz is a close 2nd... got the ball rolling on with this one.
LOL @ Kate thinking Paul is a nice guy. Better than Chris, who by the sounds of it broke Kate's heart, even though Kate sent him gifts.
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: all we are missing is tasha and then we'd have the trio
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: cute little paulie so sweet and NICE
elevati0n84: IM MEAN
elevati0n84: and ruthless
elevati0n84: im a good guy
elevati0n84: i son only those i dont like
elevati0n84: lol
Oz in the room looking for action. Kate sonning Oz to tears saying "if you want action, get in bed with your wife for a change." =))
Now Kate is denying she ever liked Chris =)) All a big misunderstanding.
If people don't want their business publicized keep it out of chat =)) Don't get mad at me.
Hotshotchamp copying and pasting to everyone that Kate has no parents and he does. What a loser. Kate should have listened to Linda months ago when she warned her of Chris. Kate should have deleted Chris before she got her feelings hurt. Fact is if you're dumb enough to trust Hotshotchamp, you deserve to have your feelings hurt.
Linda deep down is attracted to Chris. Chris is in love with Joe. Kate loves Joe. Kate hates Linda. Linda loves Joe despite Joe hating Linda. Okay, quiz on that later.
Linda claiming she can't be attracted to Hotshotchamp as she has only shown 1 picture of him, as a 16 year old. For all she knows it's fake. Chris has not posted an updated picture of himself because he is a fake according to Lindsay. Lindsay called off their visit because she could not trust him according to Linda.
Linda admitting Kate is right about everything, everything about her chat life, but has no clue about real life.
Kate to Linda... "you could never be a true friend, can never be trusted." Linda admitting again Kate is right about everything.
Chris posting PM's that Katie has said to him in confidentiality. Chris cannot be trusted and according to Linda, Chris is a gossiping little bitch... worse than a woman.
Linda responsible for breaking up Chris and Kate. Kate saying Linda is a spitefull little bitch. Linda backstabbed Kate. What a disappointment. Linda can't have Joe, and Linda wanted to make sure Kate couldn't have Chris.
Kate telling Linda to get a life and get over Joe. "Kate, be my psychologist."
Linda admitting that Joe is a loser, yet she needed his attention all this time. Not anymore, she's done with him. Kate claiming to be a true friend, but can only take so much of Linda's erractic behavior. Kate blaming Paul and Oz for all of this. Paul and Oz cannot be trusted according to Kate.
Tell me Kate who can be trusted?
Kate telling Linda not to hurt anyone again or she'll have no friends, ending up as a relcuse like Joe, with nothing in life.
Kate pissed off that Chris ignored her a few days ago. Kate has no interest in him though. =)) I am so confused about the whole Kate / Chris relationship =))
Linda yelling at Kate on the mic, "can you listen for 2 minutes without bitching?"
Linda calling the sonners stupid. Sonners are far from stupid.
Kate trying to figure out why Linda talks to Joe despite all the insults thrown at her by him. Now Kate blames Chris for Linda's and Joe's breakup. Fact is all 4 of you are losers.
Linda warning over and over that Chris is a loser. Now Kate realizes that she was right. Linda saying Chris was a smuck, loser, fag, lifeless, and hates woman.
Kate saying Linda sounding pathetic and to get a life. Both Linda and Kate affiliated with losers in Joe and Chris, both need lives.
Linda jealous of the blogger. Kate thinking Linda is obsessed with the blogger. Blogger thinking they both want attention and write-ups.
Neither of these ladies have anything going for them. They're both on medication... FACT! I think the dosages need to be increased for both.
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: kate is crazy not to mention ugly as sin
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: she looked up ways to kill chris
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: perfect murder
elevati0n84: lol
Kate sending chocolates to the guys of the room =)) for attention.
elevati0n84: hey kate can u buy me a ps3
elevati0n84: and send it 2 me
elevati0n84: :)
Kate saying she doesn't need a man. Kate... fact is you can't get a man.
Think about it Kate... Chris, Jimmy, you can't do much worse than that in chat =)) 2 virgins.
forever_frantic: =))
elevati0n84: i left a post oz
elevati0n84: tellin the blogger
elevati0n84: 2 pm me
elevati0n84: for some info
Little did elevation84 know, I was already all over that =))
Linda cannot be trusted. She will hold onto everything just for that day to copy and paste to everyone. Trying to make someone look as bad as her.
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: don't forget the part where kate says she is going to kill chris with arsenic and blame pms for it
Oz telling Linda she has no real life, coming from the man who's babysitter is SpongeBob, and spends no time with his family.
Linda trying to convince the room she's going outdoors when her sister gets home =)), like that will happen.
elevati0n84: um gonna go write the blog
elevati0n84: brb
elevati0n84: i mean
elevati0n84: nevermind
forever_frantic: =))
Paul go clean your room =))... you have no time for blogging.
LOL at Linda mentioning her sisters place having internet connection, high priority in that family =)) Bring her ass online Linda.
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: linda whistleblowed
forever_frantic: oz have you hugged your daughter today? =))
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: linda snitched
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: linda tattle tailed
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: linda told stories
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: linda told tales
forever_frantic: linda fibbed
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: who said lied
Linda realizing now she needs chat and is now making up with Oz and Paul. I bet she makes up with Joe, Chris and Kate soon. Linda has nothing better to do but chat and must keep these friends of hers.
After Kate departs everyone tries to figure out who the blogger is.
Did I mention that Kate was jealous of Linda?
Looks like the shit has hit the fan in NHL:1. Kate exploded on Linda, finally telling her repeatedly to get a life. Looks like there's a war going on between Linda, Kate, Hotshotchamp, Outovcontroll, and Katie. They're all fat cows according to Kate. Tasha is fake also according to Kate and cannot be trusted.
This is unfortunately when I entered the NHL:1 room this morning. But thanks to my good friends Paul and Oz, I will be updated on what I missed.
Fact is Kate has no life! Kate is extremely jealous of Linda. Kate couldn't carry Linda's wooden leg let alone her jockstrap.
Chris insulted Kate from what I heard. Linda copy and pasted derogatory comments from Hotshotchamp that were meant for privacy.
Paul, being the nice guy that he is ... is still the biggest instigator around...though Oz is a close 2nd... got the ball rolling on with this one.
LOL @ Kate thinking Paul is a nice guy. Better than Chris, who by the sounds of it broke Kate's heart, even though Kate sent him gifts.
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: all we are missing is tasha and then we'd have the trio
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: cute little paulie so sweet and NICE
elevati0n84: IM MEAN
elevati0n84: and ruthless
elevati0n84: im a good guy
elevati0n84: i son only those i dont like
elevati0n84: lol
Oz in the room looking for action. Kate sonning Oz to tears saying "if you want action, get in bed with your wife for a change." =))
Now Kate is denying she ever liked Chris =)) All a big misunderstanding.
If people don't want their business publicized keep it out of chat =)) Don't get mad at me.
Hotshotchamp copying and pasting to everyone that Kate has no parents and he does. What a loser. Kate should have listened to Linda months ago when she warned her of Chris. Kate should have deleted Chris before she got her feelings hurt. Fact is if you're dumb enough to trust Hotshotchamp, you deserve to have your feelings hurt.
Linda deep down is attracted to Chris. Chris is in love with Joe. Kate loves Joe. Kate hates Linda. Linda loves Joe despite Joe hating Linda. Okay, quiz on that later.
Linda claiming she can't be attracted to Hotshotchamp as she has only shown 1 picture of him, as a 16 year old. For all she knows it's fake. Chris has not posted an updated picture of himself because he is a fake according to Lindsay. Lindsay called off their visit because she could not trust him according to Linda.
Linda admitting Kate is right about everything, everything about her chat life, but has no clue about real life.
Kate to Linda... "you could never be a true friend, can never be trusted." Linda admitting again Kate is right about everything.
Chris posting PM's that Katie has said to him in confidentiality. Chris cannot be trusted and according to Linda, Chris is a gossiping little bitch... worse than a woman.
Linda responsible for breaking up Chris and Kate. Kate saying Linda is a spitefull little bitch. Linda backstabbed Kate. What a disappointment. Linda can't have Joe, and Linda wanted to make sure Kate couldn't have Chris.
Kate telling Linda to get a life and get over Joe. "Kate, be my psychologist."
Linda admitting that Joe is a loser, yet she needed his attention all this time. Not anymore, she's done with him. Kate claiming to be a true friend, but can only take so much of Linda's erractic behavior. Kate blaming Paul and Oz for all of this. Paul and Oz cannot be trusted according to Kate.
Tell me Kate who can be trusted?
Kate telling Linda not to hurt anyone again or she'll have no friends, ending up as a relcuse like Joe, with nothing in life.
Kate pissed off that Chris ignored her a few days ago. Kate has no interest in him though. =)) I am so confused about the whole Kate / Chris relationship =))
Linda yelling at Kate on the mic, "can you listen for 2 minutes without bitching?"
Linda calling the sonners stupid. Sonners are far from stupid.
Kate trying to figure out why Linda talks to Joe despite all the insults thrown at her by him. Now Kate blames Chris for Linda's and Joe's breakup. Fact is all 4 of you are losers.
Linda warning over and over that Chris is a loser. Now Kate realizes that she was right. Linda saying Chris was a smuck, loser, fag, lifeless, and hates woman.
Kate saying Linda sounding pathetic and to get a life. Both Linda and Kate affiliated with losers in Joe and Chris, both need lives.
Linda jealous of the blogger. Kate thinking Linda is obsessed with the blogger. Blogger thinking they both want attention and write-ups.
Neither of these ladies have anything going for them. They're both on medication... FACT! I think the dosages need to be increased for both.
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: kate is crazy not to mention ugly as sin
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: she looked up ways to kill chris
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: perfect murder
elevati0n84: lol
Kate sending chocolates to the guys of the room =)) for attention.
elevati0n84: hey kate can u buy me a ps3
elevati0n84: and send it 2 me
elevati0n84: :)
Kate saying she doesn't need a man. Kate... fact is you can't get a man.
Think about it Kate... Chris, Jimmy, you can't do much worse than that in chat =)) 2 virgins.
forever_frantic: =))
elevati0n84: i left a post oz
elevati0n84: tellin the blogger
elevati0n84: 2 pm me
elevati0n84: for some info
Little did elevation84 know, I was already all over that =))
Linda cannot be trusted. She will hold onto everything just for that day to copy and paste to everyone. Trying to make someone look as bad as her.
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: don't forget the part where kate says she is going to kill chris with arsenic and blame pms for it
Oz telling Linda she has no real life, coming from the man who's babysitter is SpongeBob, and spends no time with his family.
Linda trying to convince the room she's going outdoors when her sister gets home =)), like that will happen.
elevati0n84: um gonna go write the blog
elevati0n84: brb
elevati0n84: i mean
elevati0n84: nevermind
forever_frantic: =))
Paul go clean your room =))... you have no time for blogging.
LOL at Linda mentioning her sisters place having internet connection, high priority in that family =)) Bring her ass online Linda.
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: linda whistleblowed
forever_frantic: oz have you hugged your daughter today? =))
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: linda snitched
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: linda tattle tailed
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: linda told stories
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: linda told tales
forever_frantic: linda fibbed
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: who said lied
Linda realizing now she needs chat and is now making up with Oz and Paul. I bet she makes up with Joe, Chris and Kate soon. Linda has nothing better to do but chat and must keep these friends of hers.
After Kate departs everyone tries to figure out who the blogger is.
Did I mention that Kate was jealous of Linda?
Sunday, September 23, 2007
Internet Dating 101
With the Internet changing everything from the way we shop to the way we find driving directions, cyberspace has become the hottest pick-up joint on the planet. While just a few short years ago, finding love online was a topic for a daytime talk show, now it seems everyone knows at least one person who dated someone they met online, if not fell in love and lived happily ever after. I would welcome any information of NHL:1 on-line romances for part 2 of this topic. I am aware of a few relationships and have witnessed both success stories and big-time failures. Since most all of you reading this are on-line daters I thought this might be of help to you.
A few benefits of meeting online for you losers that don't go outdoors...
-You get to know people who share your interests, values, and goals.
-You know they are looking for some kind of relationship.
-There's no swapping of personal information until you're comfortable with it.
-You get to meet people you otherwise might not have met .
-You are not limited to those in your zip code who happen to go to the same places you go.
Allow me to post a few helpful hints based on what I have seen in NHL:1.
Start Slow
Watch out for someone who seems too good to be true or seems to be blowing sunshine up your ass. Begin by communicating solely via Yahoo within the NHL:1 room only, and look for odd behavior or inconsistencies. The person at the other end may not be who or what he or she says. Trust your instincts. If anything makes you uncomfortable, walk away for your own safety and protection.
Guard your anonymity
Never include your last name, email address, home address, phone number, place of work or any other identifying information in your Yahoo profile or initial messages. When corresponding with another NHL:1 member, turn off your pm's. Don't try to juggle 6 chatters at once for fear of saying the wrong thing to the wrong person, or having one chatter thinking they're not getting your full undivided attention. Stop communicating with anyone who pressures you for personal information or attempts in any way to trick you into revealing it
Exercise caution and common sense
Careful, thoughtful decisions generally yield better on-line dating results. Guard against trusting the untrustworthy; chatters must earn your trust gradually, through consistently honorable, forthright behavior. Take all the time you need to test for a trustworthy chatter and pay careful attention along the way. If you suspect someone is lying, he or she probably is, so act accordingly. Be responsible about romance, and don’t fall in love at the click of a mouse.
Request a photo
A photo will give you a good idea of the person's appearance, which may prove helpful in achieving a gut feeling. In fact, it’s best to view several images of someone in various settings: casual, formal, indoor and outdoors. If all you hear are excuses about why you can't see a photo, consider that he or she has something to hide. One photo of this individual is not proof of who they say they are.
Chat on the phone
A phone call can reveal much about a person’s communication and social skills. Consider your security and do not reveal your personal phone number to a stranger. Try a cell phone number instead or use local telephone blocking techniques to prevent your phone number from appearing in Caller ID.
Meet when you are ready
The beauty of meeting and relating online is that you can collect information gradually, later choosing whether to pursue the relationship in the offline world. You never are obligated to meet anyone, regardless of your level of online intimacy. And even if you decide to arrange a meeting, you always have the right to change your mind. It’s possible that your decision to keep the relationship at the anonymous level is based on a hunch that you can’t logically explain. Trust yourself. Go with your instincts.
Watch for red flags
Pay attention to displays of anger, intense frustration or attempts to pressure or control you. Acting in a passive-aggressive manner, making demeaning or disrespectful comments or any physically inappropriate behavior are all red flags.
You should be concerned if your online mate exhibits any of the following behavior without providing an acceptable explanation:
· Provides inconsistent information about age, looks, marital status, profession or employment.
· Refuses to speak to you on the phone after establishing ongoing, online intimacy.
· Fails to provide direct answers to direct questions.
In finishing I would like to leave you with this...
NEVER say "I love you" before you've met! This may seem like a silly thing to say, but I've seen supposed "internet dating success stories" that read something like "I have found the love of my life. We are planning on getting married. I am going to meet him next week..." Sure, you may think that person you're writing to is the coolest thing since sliced bread, but REALLY... you don't know someone until you really meet them. Everything they're saying could be a lie. That picture could be fake. One of my male buddies met a girl who had been sending pictures of her sister.
Part 2 will include success stories and failures that I have been able to put together over the years. It will also contain information that you have provided of NHL:1 chat loves as well. I don't want this to always be a "me" thing. I will always encourage input from all the readers.
I would also like to go a bit deeper into some of the topics mentioned above on my next post.
We are about 24 hours from closing the polls. Looks like Jocko is going to be voted in as President of NHL:1. Thornton as expected, (and lord only knows why I listed 4 nominees) is dominant again as the biggest loser of NHL:1. Like we needed a poll for this. As soon as I get all the information together, I will be posting a "Hottest Chat Couple" ballot. Please let me know who should be considered for this.
A few benefits of meeting online for you losers that don't go outdoors...
-You get to know people who share your interests, values, and goals.
-You know they are looking for some kind of relationship.
-There's no swapping of personal information until you're comfortable with it.
-You get to meet people you otherwise might not have met .
-You are not limited to those in your zip code who happen to go to the same places you go.
Allow me to post a few helpful hints based on what I have seen in NHL:1.
Start Slow
Watch out for someone who seems too good to be true or seems to be blowing sunshine up your ass. Begin by communicating solely via Yahoo within the NHL:1 room only, and look for odd behavior or inconsistencies. The person at the other end may not be who or what he or she says. Trust your instincts. If anything makes you uncomfortable, walk away for your own safety and protection.
Guard your anonymity
Never include your last name, email address, home address, phone number, place of work or any other identifying information in your Yahoo profile or initial messages. When corresponding with another NHL:1 member, turn off your pm's. Don't try to juggle 6 chatters at once for fear of saying the wrong thing to the wrong person, or having one chatter thinking they're not getting your full undivided attention. Stop communicating with anyone who pressures you for personal information or attempts in any way to trick you into revealing it
Exercise caution and common sense
Careful, thoughtful decisions generally yield better on-line dating results. Guard against trusting the untrustworthy; chatters must earn your trust gradually, through consistently honorable, forthright behavior. Take all the time you need to test for a trustworthy chatter and pay careful attention along the way. If you suspect someone is lying, he or she probably is, so act accordingly. Be responsible about romance, and don’t fall in love at the click of a mouse.
Request a photo
A photo will give you a good idea of the person's appearance, which may prove helpful in achieving a gut feeling. In fact, it’s best to view several images of someone in various settings: casual, formal, indoor and outdoors. If all you hear are excuses about why you can't see a photo, consider that he or she has something to hide. One photo of this individual is not proof of who they say they are.
Chat on the phone
A phone call can reveal much about a person’s communication and social skills. Consider your security and do not reveal your personal phone number to a stranger. Try a cell phone number instead or use local telephone blocking techniques to prevent your phone number from appearing in Caller ID.
Meet when you are ready
The beauty of meeting and relating online is that you can collect information gradually, later choosing whether to pursue the relationship in the offline world. You never are obligated to meet anyone, regardless of your level of online intimacy. And even if you decide to arrange a meeting, you always have the right to change your mind. It’s possible that your decision to keep the relationship at the anonymous level is based on a hunch that you can’t logically explain. Trust yourself. Go with your instincts.
Watch for red flags
Pay attention to displays of anger, intense frustration or attempts to pressure or control you. Acting in a passive-aggressive manner, making demeaning or disrespectful comments or any physically inappropriate behavior are all red flags.
You should be concerned if your online mate exhibits any of the following behavior without providing an acceptable explanation:
· Provides inconsistent information about age, looks, marital status, profession or employment.
· Refuses to speak to you on the phone after establishing ongoing, online intimacy.
· Fails to provide direct answers to direct questions.
In finishing I would like to leave you with this...
NEVER say "I love you" before you've met! This may seem like a silly thing to say, but I've seen supposed "internet dating success stories" that read something like "I have found the love of my life. We are planning on getting married. I am going to meet him next week..." Sure, you may think that person you're writing to is the coolest thing since sliced bread, but REALLY... you don't know someone until you really meet them. Everything they're saying could be a lie. That picture could be fake. One of my male buddies met a girl who had been sending pictures of her sister.
Part 2 will include success stories and failures that I have been able to put together over the years. It will also contain information that you have provided of NHL:1 chat loves as well. I don't want this to always be a "me" thing. I will always encourage input from all the readers.
I would also like to go a bit deeper into some of the topics mentioned above on my next post.
We are about 24 hours from closing the polls. Looks like Jocko is going to be voted in as President of NHL:1. Thornton as expected, (and lord only knows why I listed 4 nominees) is dominant again as the biggest loser of NHL:1. Like we needed a poll for this. As soon as I get all the information together, I will be posting a "Hottest Chat Couple" ballot. Please let me know who should be considered for this.
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Feeling generous...
I woke up in such a giving mood today and thought while I was out, I would pick up a few things for the following chatters:
1.) Bels_Belfour - a polygraph machine... http://www.dfpolygraph.com/buy_a_lie_detector.html hook it up to yourself Veronica before you chat, and if the needle moves while typing, don't hit enter. Chances are it's a lie. Disconnect the polygraph machine, and get on mic.
2.) Flyereddie - Hair dye... http://www.worldofhair.com/hair/ as he heard frosted tips were coming back in style. Veronica soon to be on the prowl... again. Pepsi sucks... "Have a Coke and a Smile" :)
3.) Antiwhy - Lean Cuisine gift certificates and 1 year membership to Bally Fitness... http://www.best-weight-loss-programs.net/ as he can't play a round of 18 due to fatigue after the first 3 holes. Or maybe he was intimidated by the windmill and couldn't move onto the 4th hole.
4.) Skinny_Chelle - Gift certificates to McDonald's... http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fat-Land-Americans-Became-Fattest/dp/0713997397 who at last weigh-in tipped the scales at 89 lbs.
5.) Forever_Frantic - indoor tanning bed... http://www.puretan.net/Puretan/Tanning-beds.asp?key=13394 and a new computer desk with wheels with a 50ft. extension cord so she can monitor the chat room while tending to household chores.
6.) Flygirl_44 - A gift certificate for a nose job... http://www.rhinoplastyrevisions.com/ as jerzzzey is getting tired of her nose getting in the way of his virtual blowjob.
7.) Willc_49er - Autographed photo of johnny chan... http://www.poker-babes.com/bio/johnny-chan/ to be displayed next to his bed in place of the NHL:1's Katie_luvs_her_dallas_stars who turned out to be fake.
8.) Hotshotchamp - Nacho BelGrandes for a year... http://www.tacobell.com/ and a gallon of pepto-bismol oh yeah, and a new pair of boxers.
9.) Oz Santwyk - Rogaine... http://www.rogaine.com/ ... and Massengill Extra Cleansing Douche, 2-Pack... soak in it... you pussy! Enough said.
10.) Evilgigs - Scooby snacks... http://www.keebler.com/keebler/products/scooby.html what does andys_chat_name see in that... other than shytowners jizz.
11.) Not2visible_31 - Voice changer... http://www.audio4fun.com/ that voice cannot be real. And maybe an introduction to DJ Ricky, a neighbor and possible lover out of chat.
12.) Joenaldiinho - Sleeping aids... http://www.ambiencr.com/ as he likes dreaming of Linda getting married... but not to him.
13.) Cheese_Bossman - A new inflatable girlfriend... http://chocolatefantasies.com/bachelordolls.htm and two rolls of duct tape. His doll will look like the Tin Man after 1 week. Book it!
14.) Jerzzzey - Movies... http://www.hoes.com/shemale.html and a jar of vaseline. Other than this, he has it all.
15.) Heartofdixiebrat... I don't even know where to start here! Maybe all of the above, maybe everything down below.
16.) Ari_Freaking_Gold - Male Enhancement supplements... http://4extenze.com/ never to be ridiculed again in his life! About his penis size anyway.
17.) Talker_a_Talker - calling card(s)... http://www.enjoyprepaid.com/ for all the phone sex he engages in. Psssst., call your daughter.
18.) Dean - Acne medicine... http://www.herballuxuries.com/acne.htm lately he has become quite defensive over his personal appearance. This seems to hurt more than the short jokes.
19.) Hockeyxgirlie - a time machine... http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread212906/pg1 so she can go back in time and forget that Chris from chat ever took her virginity and never called her again.
20.) Mobiusstrip - 1 year membership to... http://www.friendship.com.au/findafriend/
21.) Land_of_the_Shire - cabin for two at North Carolina's finest... http://www.moonshinecreekcampground.com/ plus miscellaneous signed memorabilia and a bottle of Junior Johnson's creation, Midnight Moon.
22.) Citygirl0117 - a best selling book... http://www.kamasutra.com/ the latest version of Hasbro's Ebonic Literati and a plane ticket to North Carolina (see above).
23.) Yet_a_newname - a date with a professional... http://www.get-laid-tonight.org/ as his first should be something to remember. Canucks_girl44 is not considered a professional and would prefer you be experienced before engaging in sex with her.
24.) Njdevils_girl28 - an exercise video... http://www.deniseaustinvideo.com/ to reclaim that body she had 19 years ago. How old is she now, 22?
25.) Boo_denali - A razor... http://www.dealtime.com/xGS-norelco_razor so we can actually see her face on cam.
26.) Ripstic5021 - viagra... http://bonermaker.com/?p=134 so we can actually see his cock on cam.
27.) sherry_berry27 - personal hygiene products... http://www.health-report.co.uk/probiotics-triclosan-dangers.htm as cleanliness is next to godliness and she WAS with five for fighting.
28.) Sharkfan_in559 - new pair of workboots... http://www.timberland.com/ as it's almost time to get back to work picking fruits and vegetables. Maybe a new pair of work gloves as well.
29.) Northerncutie08 - self help book... http://www.themodernreligion.com/women/happyhubby.html so her husband will stop working 12 hour days and bangin the secretary 4 of those hours.
30.) Irish_avs_fan - counseling... http://www.oldfreaks.com/ why is it he falls in love with girls half his age? Suggestion... to keep the girls for more than 10 minutes... put some sunglasses on, those serial killer eyes are a deterrent.
31.) Shortybynature_mandi - a book case... http://www.osullivan-furniture-online.com/Bookcases.html somewhere to showcase the severed cocks of chat men accumulated over the years for LilBudd to see, which shall serve as a reminder not to bang her.
32.) Fire_rescue1985 - educational toys... http://www.fisher-price.com/us/learning/ and not necessarily for his newborn child. Maybe she can educate him with them in a few years.
33.) Jockoredwing53 - 8 ozs. of Black Magic which contains high-grade essential oils and resin extracts imported directly from India. Not for the weak - ultra potent... best marijuana money can buy http://www.77seeds.com/ and a new raft for when Hurricane Bradshaw hits.
34.) cck2ca - the letter "0"... http://vannawhite.com/ so he can spell his ID correctly.
35.) canadiens08 - MSN membership for 1 year...http://www.msn.com/ so he can get his broke ass back online and not chat from the library.
36.) Gaggergirl - a case of budweiser... http://www.budweiser.com/ bottled beer of course and a carafe of Sliquid H2O Intimate Lubricant.
37.) Thornton_19_ca - strap-on penis and scrotum- http://www.vac-u-lock.com/detail/1/20/9/9/21/REALISTIC-DONG-8inch-MULATTO-COCK.html better apply for another credit card because when the girls see this new manhood he's going to want them to stay in love with him.
38.) The_evil_empire - a blanket and pillow... http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/default.asp?order_num=-1 for the next time he gets evicted and has to live under the bridge. BTW Steve you still owe Jocko $300 for the last time it happened.
I'll finish up my shopping this weekend, as I don't want anyone feeling left out.
1.) Bels_Belfour - a polygraph machine... http://www.dfpolygraph.com/buy_a_lie_detector.html hook it up to yourself Veronica before you chat, and if the needle moves while typing, don't hit enter. Chances are it's a lie. Disconnect the polygraph machine, and get on mic.
2.) Flyereddie - Hair dye... http://www.worldofhair.com/hair/ as he heard frosted tips were coming back in style. Veronica soon to be on the prowl... again. Pepsi sucks... "Have a Coke and a Smile" :)
3.) Antiwhy - Lean Cuisine gift certificates and 1 year membership to Bally Fitness... http://www.best-weight-loss-programs.net/ as he can't play a round of 18 due to fatigue after the first 3 holes. Or maybe he was intimidated by the windmill and couldn't move onto the 4th hole.
4.) Skinny_Chelle - Gift certificates to McDonald's... http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fat-Land-Americans-Became-Fattest/dp/0713997397 who at last weigh-in tipped the scales at 89 lbs.
5.) Forever_Frantic - indoor tanning bed... http://www.puretan.net/Puretan/Tanning-beds.asp?key=13394 and a new computer desk with wheels with a 50ft. extension cord so she can monitor the chat room while tending to household chores.
6.) Flygirl_44 - A gift certificate for a nose job... http://www.rhinoplastyrevisions.com/ as jerzzzey is getting tired of her nose getting in the way of his virtual blowjob.
7.) Willc_49er - Autographed photo of johnny chan... http://www.poker-babes.com/bio/johnny-chan/ to be displayed next to his bed in place of the NHL:1's Katie_luvs_her_dallas_stars who turned out to be fake.
8.) Hotshotchamp - Nacho BelGrandes for a year... http://www.tacobell.com/ and a gallon of pepto-bismol oh yeah, and a new pair of boxers.
9.) Oz Santwyk - Rogaine... http://www.rogaine.com/ ... and Massengill Extra Cleansing Douche, 2-Pack... soak in it... you pussy! Enough said.
10.) Evilgigs - Scooby snacks... http://www.keebler.com/keebler/products/scooby.html what does andys_chat_name see in that... other than shytowners jizz.
11.) Not2visible_31 - Voice changer... http://www.audio4fun.com/ that voice cannot be real. And maybe an introduction to DJ Ricky, a neighbor and possible lover out of chat.
12.) Joenaldiinho - Sleeping aids... http://www.ambiencr.com/ as he likes dreaming of Linda getting married... but not to him.
13.) Cheese_Bossman - A new inflatable girlfriend... http://chocolatefantasies.com/bachelordolls.htm and two rolls of duct tape. His doll will look like the Tin Man after 1 week. Book it!
14.) Jerzzzey - Movies... http://www.hoes.com/shemale.html and a jar of vaseline. Other than this, he has it all.
15.) Heartofdixiebrat... I don't even know where to start here! Maybe all of the above, maybe everything down below.
16.) Ari_Freaking_Gold - Male Enhancement supplements... http://4extenze.com/ never to be ridiculed again in his life! About his penis size anyway.
17.) Talker_a_Talker - calling card(s)... http://www.enjoyprepaid.com/ for all the phone sex he engages in. Psssst., call your daughter.
18.) Dean - Acne medicine... http://www.herballuxuries.com/acne.htm lately he has become quite defensive over his personal appearance. This seems to hurt more than the short jokes.
19.) Hockeyxgirlie - a time machine... http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread212906/pg1 so she can go back in time and forget that Chris from chat ever took her virginity and never called her again.
20.) Mobiusstrip - 1 year membership to... http://www.friendship.com.au/findafriend/
21.) Land_of_the_Shire - cabin for two at North Carolina's finest... http://www.moonshinecreekcampground.com/ plus miscellaneous signed memorabilia and a bottle of Junior Johnson's creation, Midnight Moon.
22.) Citygirl0117 - a best selling book... http://www.kamasutra.com/ the latest version of Hasbro's Ebonic Literati and a plane ticket to North Carolina (see above).
23.) Yet_a_newname - a date with a professional... http://www.get-laid-tonight.org/ as his first should be something to remember. Canucks_girl44 is not considered a professional and would prefer you be experienced before engaging in sex with her.
24.) Njdevils_girl28 - an exercise video... http://www.deniseaustinvideo.com/ to reclaim that body she had 19 years ago. How old is she now, 22?
25.) Boo_denali - A razor... http://www.dealtime.com/xGS-norelco_razor so we can actually see her face on cam.
26.) Ripstic5021 - viagra... http://bonermaker.com/?p=134 so we can actually see his cock on cam.
27.) sherry_berry27 - personal hygiene products... http://www.health-report.co.uk/probiotics-triclosan-dangers.htm as cleanliness is next to godliness and she WAS with five for fighting.
28.) Sharkfan_in559 - new pair of workboots... http://www.timberland.com/ as it's almost time to get back to work picking fruits and vegetables. Maybe a new pair of work gloves as well.
29.) Northerncutie08 - self help book... http://www.themodernreligion.com/women/happyhubby.html so her husband will stop working 12 hour days and bangin the secretary 4 of those hours.
30.) Irish_avs_fan - counseling... http://www.oldfreaks.com/ why is it he falls in love with girls half his age? Suggestion... to keep the girls for more than 10 minutes... put some sunglasses on, those serial killer eyes are a deterrent.
31.) Shortybynature_mandi - a book case... http://www.osullivan-furniture-online.com/Bookcases.html somewhere to showcase the severed cocks of chat men accumulated over the years for LilBudd to see, which shall serve as a reminder not to bang her.
32.) Fire_rescue1985 - educational toys... http://www.fisher-price.com/us/learning/ and not necessarily for his newborn child. Maybe she can educate him with them in a few years.
33.) Jockoredwing53 - 8 ozs. of Black Magic which contains high-grade essential oils and resin extracts imported directly from India. Not for the weak - ultra potent... best marijuana money can buy http://www.77seeds.com/ and a new raft for when Hurricane Bradshaw hits.
34.) cck2ca - the letter "0"... http://vannawhite.com/ so he can spell his ID correctly.
35.) canadiens08 - MSN membership for 1 year...http://www.msn.com/ so he can get his broke ass back online and not chat from the library.
36.) Gaggergirl - a case of budweiser... http://www.budweiser.com/ bottled beer of course and a carafe of Sliquid H2O Intimate Lubricant.
37.) Thornton_19_ca - strap-on penis and scrotum- http://www.vac-u-lock.com/detail/1/20/9/9/21/REALISTIC-DONG-8inch-MULATTO-COCK.html better apply for another credit card because when the girls see this new manhood he's going to want them to stay in love with him.
38.) The_evil_empire - a blanket and pillow... http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/default.asp?order_num=-1 for the next time he gets evicted and has to live under the bridge. BTW Steve you still owe Jocko $300 for the last time it happened.
I'll finish up my shopping this weekend, as I don't want anyone feeling left out.
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