Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Jocko was last seen in...

So, Jocko went down to Jamaica
He was looking to sell some weed
he was doing fine, people standing in line
it was excellent weed indeed

He came across a young man, who was likewise peddling pot
then Jocko slid down the beach and said, boy let me tell you what,
I guess you kinda figured, I'm a reefer head of course
and after all this time I guess, I'm a connoisseur
of sorts

Now your stuff does smell okay, but can it tranquilize a horse
I bet a million in cash against your stash, that mine is better then yours.
the boy said my name is Ripstic and you ain't smoked nothing yet
one hit of this grass will kick your ass, you got yourself a bet

Ripstic rolls a ball of hash and makes sure it's the bomb
because Jocko has the kinda stuff, they smoke in Vietnam
you'll get a million smackaroos in cash if you can cope
but if you can't then bitch, then I get all your dope

Jocko then packed a bong with a little Acapulco Gold
and resin flew from his fingertips as he fired up his bowl
he filled that chamber all the way and he took a mighty hit
and as they passed it back and forth it gave them both a coughing fit

when the bowl was finished Ripstic said, hey man that stuff was great
but fill your lungs with some of this, and prepare to vegetate

cannibas sativa, sweet mary jane
Jocko is in the back yard, frying up his brain
zig zag filled with a diggidy dank
hold on tight it'll hit you like a tank

Jocko nodded off, because he knew that he was stoned
and he asked if he could buy an ounce, of the stuff that Ripstic owned
Ripstic said, Jocko just come on back if you ever want to catch a buzz
I done told you once you son of a bitch, mine is the best there ever was

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

God, Jocko, you're so hot and not at all too old for me. MmMmmMmM fuck me, Jocko! Inject me with your Cannabis Cock, Daddy!

Anonymous said...

jocko dude hit me up with some of that weed. ever cents i moved in with mary christine she smoke all my shit up man and mom dont buy me no weed

outovcontroll said...

LINDA SONNED!


forever_frantic: have the balls to talk to me asshole
hotshotschamp: if joe loves baghis!
outovcontroll: rangers doctors were resposible for his death he had hearth problems they didnt notice
outovcontroll: cide
outovcontroll: responsible*
hotshotschamp: trues
forever_frantic: you make me sick
outovcontroll: baghis!
hotshotschamp: yeah!
hotshotschamp: u visiting cali anytime soons!
outovcontroll: nah man
hotshotschamp: no visitings!
forever_frantic: he's a fugitive, he can't
outovcontroll: not for at least 3 or 4 years
hotshotschamp: 3-4 years!
forever_frantic: if he goes back, he's going to jail
forever_frantic: too much to hope for
hotshotschamp: joe do you love jeters!
outovcontroll: i decided not to do a wedding because my folks are working and wont be able to make the trip here
forever_frantic: wedding
outovcontroll: lack of weddings!
hotshotschamp: lack of weddings!
outovcontroll: jeters!
hotshotschamp: yeahs!
outovcontroll: yeahs!
forever_frantic: you aint getting married you schmuck
hotshotschamp: your folks already visited right
outovcontroll: yeah
outovcontroll: few months back
hotshotschamp: whats your girls name again?
outovcontroll: lucy
forever_frantic: lol@hots asking him these questions in front of me
hotshotschamp: blonde or brunette
outovcontroll: brunette
hotshotschamp: how talls
outovcontroll: pretty tall
hotshotschamp: what does she dos
forever_frantic: you're such an asshole chris
forever_frantic: give him a minute
forever_frantic: gotta make something up
outovcontroll: she's looking for a job right now she majored in english and computers
forever_frantic: lmao
hotshotschamp: cool
hotshotschamp: got a degree?
outovcontroll: worked at some office before we met
outovcontroll: yeah
outovcontroll: uni degree
forever_frantic: and you have nothing
forever_frantic: living off chicks
hotshotschamp: when u getting married
forever_frantic: deadbeat
hotshotschamp: u got a date
forever_frantic: lmfao
outovcontroll: well we picked the 26th of this month to get engaged its also her birth day that day
hotshotschamp:
hotshotschamp: congrats!
forever_frantic: lmao
outovcontroll: so in about 17 days!
hotshotschamp: how old is she's!?
outovcontroll: thanks!
outovcontroll: 25 will turn 26
hotshotschamp: lol nice
hotshotschamp: do you live with her or live sep
outovcontroll: i just turned 34 in march
hotshotschamp: i still remember crazyjoe_26
hotshotschamp: crazyjoe_34 cide
forever_frantic: with a 12 year old brain
outovcontroll: no sep until we get engaged
outovcontroll: but we are together everyday all day
hotshotschamp: yeahs!
forever_frantic: yet he's here on yahoo
hotshotschamp: does she like hockey
outovcontroll: yup
hotshotschamp:
hotshotschamp: can she speak english
outovcontroll: she played tennis too lessons
outovcontroll: took
outovcontroll: yeah she majored english in school
hotshotschamp: nice
outovcontroll: when does hots getting engaged!
outovcontroll:
hotshotschamp: im gay now!
hotshotschamp: like mens
outovcontroll: lol
hotshotschamp:
outovcontroll:
forever_frantic: he's not gonna be nice and say hi?
forever_frantic: asshole
outovcontroll: monster cidi
outovcontroll: e
forever_frantic: figures
hotshotschamp: you'll have to get me a pic of you and her , so i know about her when i come to your marriage!
hotshotschamp: wedding!
outovcontroll: yeahs!
hotshotschamp: ill bring over some ginas tacos!
hotshotschamp: for a present!
outovcontroll:
outovcontroll: i cant wait to get on ice and start coaching it should be funs!
hotshotschamp: yeahs!
hotshotschamp: you the coaches!
hotshotschamp: lemaires!
outovcontroll: granato should be fired
hotshotschamp: the tonys!
outovcontroll: sakic retiring or what?
hotshotschamp: joes!
hotshotschamp: wb's!
hotshotschamp: yeahs!
hotshotschamp: tacos!
hotshotschamp: burritos!
outovcontroll: tys!
hotshotschamp: herniated disc for sakics!
outovcontroll: odgers!
hotshotschamp: yeahs
hotshotschamp: !boogaards!
hotshotschamp: said you were leaving someone swept yoru heart away!
outovcontroll: yeah i think its time for sakic to retire
hotshotschamp: from the look upon your face i know its treu!
outovcontroll: boogards!
hotshotschamp:
hotshotschamp: go get some sleeps!
hotshotschamp: joes!
hotshotschamp:
hotshotschamp:
outovcontroll: sleeps!
outovcontroll: i'll stay up bit more
outovcontroll: no work tomorrows!
hotshotschamp: you the staying ups!
hotshotschamp: shanley/pittmans!
makehop:
outovcontroll: do you get this league champion tourney soccer there
outovcontroll: barca just killed bayern 4-0
hotshotschamp: barcelonas!
outovcontroll: yeahs!
outovcontroll: messis!
hotshotschamp: do they have cristiano ronaldos!
outovcontroll: man united has the ronaldos!
hotshotschamp:
hotshotschamp: sometimes all i wanna do is bend it like beckhams!
angelovnite: see me now,asshole?
angelovnite: of course you do
angelovnite: have fun?
angelovnite: all of a sudden the fugitive's back online

master_music_man said...

forever_frantic near 'cide =))
wtf, why she cant get over the joes l-)
angelovnite =))=))=))=))=))=))