Let's play a game!
A player is cast as a pig whose goal is to capture the love and attention of as many people as possible. The game's subject reflects some of the social and psychological trends present in social-networking communities, including self-promotion, social anxiety, obsessive need for peer validation, and distraction as entertainment.
How to play:
When you get close enough to someone, you both feel the love.
The more people loving you at once, the more love you feel and the more points you get.
When a person fills up with love, their heart turns to gold. Turn enough hearts to gold to advance to the next round.
If you run out of love, the game is over...
or if your love wants to meet you, break up with them and start a new game.
Now for contestants...
I have a few chatters in mind.
Do you?
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there is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, you faggits, and that is not being talked about in chat.
attention whores are extremely deadly and can strike without a moment's notice... beware!
i thought a drama queen or an exaggeratedly dramatic person was supposed to be of the female variety.
=))
i have a nifty online personality that gets everyones attention l-) dont be jealous.
i wish i could get pushey out of chat though :(
hey not telling, if all you want is to get laid, it's simple. you just find someone who's not particularly attractive and pay a lot of attention to her and it'll work. at least, it did on me and does on some women i know. it sounds harsh, but it's true. and the reason it's true is that guys are wandering around whining about there not being any women because the "hot" ones who have the self-esteem to go out to clubs won't give them the time of day.
Learn how to go into ANY Chat Room on the Internet, Quickly take control and have hot women doing everything they can to win your approval.
Forget expensive dating services. The single best tool for meeting people is FREE...you just need an expert with over 20 years of online dating experience to teach you his mindblowing secrets that VERY few people know and nobody else is talking about!
I can be found in NHL:1 chat.
I won't be hard to find.
^^^ Bill, is that you? ^^^
Wildbp is truly a world class “expert” at meeting, but unsuccessfully hooking up with women that he meets in chat rooms.
(He sometimes uses the screen name zr22k).
Wildbp has perfected a proven system that just blows the socks off of anything you’ve ever seen before. I’ve seen him in action and still can't figure out how anyone can be so successful meeting women online.
He is a master at finding them, and getting them interested. Actually it’s beyond just “interested” he gets them “hooked” and then “addicted” to him and that’s just from his masterful chat room rhetoric.
You’ve got to see it to believe it.
I’ve seen women who were being very bitchy to everyone else break down and give up the digits within just minutes of chatting with him. Once he gets them on the phone they’re just like putty in his hands as he masterfully sets up their first phone bang.
We’re not talking about the lonely, bored, horny, desperate women that just about anybody could get.. who am I kidding, yes we are. =))=))
You'll be able to take about 98.6 percent of your online chats to the next level if you learn and follow Bill's little secrets about building and establishing trust =)), credibility =)) and allure =)) by using his formula:
sorry, that my lonely men, you will need to get from him.
huh?
YOU PPL HAVE NO LIVES. YOUR JUST JELAOUS BILL GETS PUSHEY AND YOU DONT.
LMAO
Baby, you're the best I ever had. God I'm going to miss you.
*sigh*
fuck everything.
hey you schmuck, call me before it's too late l-)
make me forget about that dope fiend i was once in love with.
about time you broke it off with that flea bag from TX l-)
cuda in chat looking all over for sonya. something tells me it wont be long before she resurfaces in chat. the battle continues, cuda v verian
yeahs
antiwhy,
uncle same wants to know y ur not paying taxes on the 400.00 a week you get under the table for vacuuming rugs, and mowing lawns from ur parents?
antiwhy sonned from chat
yeahs
trues
facts
get a real job
lmao at you all l-)'s obsessed with mine and britts relationship.
for your information, she played me, I didnt play her. she has a bf. I was always her 2nd choice. she broke my heart.
katie you faggit, before I pounce on lindas pushey, what do you say you and I go at it for the weekend?
sonya, baby, I know you're out there. it's you that I really want.
If you're going to impersonate me, please use proper grammar and punctuation. Really.
Internet love is so fake, get a life, Bill.
sorry boys, i am taken
sounds to me like somene is looking for love in all the wrong places again. i wonder if tinas phone will be ringing soon. =))
verian back in love with brittany today linda near cide
Bill told the chat room he traced the IP to the west coast and has exposed the blogger.
He can't trace his memory from this morning...let alone an IP address.
=))=))=))
I didn't say anything about the blogger... But, Jon, your posts are quite entertaining.
Hots and Adriene exposed as newest chat couple. I'm heartbroken. I'll never forget you, Christopher. :(
phaneuf_is_god: did u 2 hook up yet
phaneuf_is_god:
hotshotschamp: not yet
hotshotschamp: she wont let me
smoothadriene: then say thank you to him
hotshotschamp: damnt
phaneuf_is_god: wtf
phaneuf_is_god: come on
hotshotschamp: no shit
phaneuf_is_god: get it going
hotshotschamp: she's holding out
phaneuf_is_god: adrienne let him dick u
phaneuf_is_god: wtf
hotshotschamp: yeah
hotshotschamp: wtf
phaneuf_is_god: stop being a cock tease
smoothadriene: do you think that he should fuck me
hotshotschamp: lol!
phaneuf_is_god: yes
phaneuf_is_god: clearly
smoothadriene: lol
hotshotschamp: c'mon adriene!
hotshotschamp: we can do it under my twins neon bar sign and fathead
smoothadriene: that's what she said
hotshotschamp: its your dream
phaneuf_is_god: maybe he would let u slap him with the hand mourneau touched?
smoothadriene: i like the fathead
hotshotschamp: LOL!
hotshotschamp: oh man
smoothadriene: who is your fathead
hotshotschamp: logo
phaneuf_is_god: his fathead is sidney crosby
hotshotschamp: i dont like player fatheads
hotshotschamp: too werid
smoothadriene: the logo of twins
smoothadriene: ?
hotshotschamp: yeah
smoothadriene: whoat logo
hotshotschamp: come over
hotshotschamp: ill show u
smoothadriene: really
hotshotschamp: YUP!
smoothadriene: you know im crazy
phaneuf_is_god: give him the digits adriene
smoothadriene: right
hotshotschamp: whats your number!
phaneuf_is_god: he knows
hotshotschamp: hook me up!
phaneuf_is_god: maybe u should go to her place hots
phaneuf_is_god: less chance of being stalked
hotshotschamp: nah she lives in north minneaplis
hotshotschamp: im not going to that ghetto
phaneuf_is_god: more chance of being imprisoned though
hotshotschamp: loll
hotshotschamp: adriene you coming over
smoothadriene: it's bad there in places but
hotshotschamp: next weekend
hotshotschamp: for gopher hockey
smoothadriene: in my area no killings
phaneuf_is_god: will u let him ride bareback adriene
hotshotschamp: quit holding out on me
hotshotschamp: adriene
smoothadriene: sirrt'
smoothadriene: what i mean is that you are like a gopher fan
phaneuf_is_god: adriene
hotshotschamp: lol its impossible trying to get through to her
hotshotschamp: i give up
hotshotschamp: lol
phaneuf_is_god: give him the number
phaneuf_is_god: asap
smoothadriene: 1899319b
phaneuf_is_god: b
hotshotschamp: lol wtf
phaneuf_is_god: lol wtf
smoothadriene: im sure
hotshotschamp: good lord
phaneuf_is_god: your phone number u wacky fuck
smoothadriene: like i would in that thing
hotshotschamp: adriene im probably 15 mins tops from u
hotshotschamp: right now!
hotshotschamp: hook it up!
smoothadriene: you think is real Phanuef
smoothadriene: ?
smoothadriene: yes
smoothadriene: ok
phaneuf_is_god: he could be there and dick u and be back within half an hour adriene
hotshotschamp: put up your digits
hotshotschamp: ill call u right now
hotshotschamp: while todds here
hotshotschamp: lol
smoothadriene: yes 825 six nince
smoothadriene: whell i don't want to get dicked
phaneuf_is_god: dude
hotshotschamp: adriene
hotshotschamp: we'll just watch teh game!
phaneuf_is_god: u better stick with carissa
hotshotschamp: and get pizza!
phaneuf_is_god: this isnt going anywhere
hotshotschamp: lol i havent seen her in years
hotshotschamp: or talked to her
phaneuf_is_god: give her a
phaneuf_is_god: get some helmet
phaneuf_is_god: then leave
hotshotschamp: she's been out of my phone for a while
hotshotschamp: lol
phaneuf_is_god: lol
smoothadriene: what i do when i go meet men is suck dick
phaneuf_is_god: i dont have any chat skank in my phone anymore
phaneuf_is_god: been a while
hotshotschamp: lol LOL
smoothadriene: but i don't do that know
hotshotschamp: perfect adriene
hotshotschamp: now call me
phaneuf_is_god: lol
phaneuf_is_god: wtf
hotshotschamp: lol
smoothadriene: hots' this is when i did when i was younger and stupider
smoothadriene: you know
hotshotschamp: adriene ill only make you suck one dick
smoothadriene: like bad
hotshotschamp: not multiple
From here it went on to Adriene giving Hot's her number, and phone sex did happen. I wish them well.
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