Why do 20 something year old girls want men in their 30's, 40's, 50's and yes, even their 60's?
Some chatters call it the Sugar Daddy Syndrome, and other chatters say its because 'daddy was never around'. There are numerous chatters that find it sick and perverted, but regardless of chatters' personal views... young women dating older men has become a chat-wide phenomenon.
LOL at these younger chatters falling for the old guy... thinking that this relationship will come with 'benefits'... and lots of them.
Here are some reasons why young chat hos are considering partners twice their age, and making a move to the geriatric side...
1. He can explain a book's plot and storyline to you quickly, therefore saving you the time to actually read the book. (heaven forbid chat scrap hos ever pick up a book and learn something on their own)
2. You can borrow his Grecian Formula to patch any bleached sun spots in your own hair.
3. The big bedroom and or guest room(s) means no rent for you. (also this means your friends and family can move out of their trailer parks and into his home too)
4. If you sprain your ankle, you can use his cane or wheelchair.
5. He qualifies for early bird senior discounts at Denny's, meaning your lazy ass doesn't have to get up and make him breakfast.
6. He'll effectively replace your dad for when pops isn't around. (Fathers Day twice :X)
7. He'll treat 100% of the time, as younger guys have no cash, credit cards, or in many cases, wallets.
8. He can help you with your homework, or if you blow him, he'll even do it for you.
9. He's not sleeping on mommy's couch or living with his parents. (except for zr22k)
10. He doesn't have any drug baggage. Yeah, he probably smoked pot in the 60's and 70's, and did coke in the 80's and 90's, but is most likely clean now. (except for jockoredwing53)
11. You won't have to worry about getting pregnant, his sperm are so old and probably doing the backstroke anyway, right Mitch?
12. He won't argue with you over little, meaningless things. (except for wildbp)
WTF it's chat... be who you want to be, and be who you want to be with.
Go Philadelphia Eagles!
Pens suck l-)
Sunday, January 11, 2009
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kingvspades exposed as the blogger!
yea!
i hear pizza rich is getting young black pushey =))
frgging nasty l-)
lol@Bill up all night lurking and posting mine, hots, and adrienes convo.
contribute or GTFO next time l-)
bill rumored to be fone boneing dani bath on the side =))
az > manitoba l-)
zr22k trying to make a move on smoothadriene the "bp" way =))
face it zr no internet pushey and no real pushey for you l-) when dana turns to away it just isnt meant to be =))
cards
yeaah
eagles suck
cantcover our recievers
warner > mnnabb l-)
I like my men younger!!!!
Dean stop with this blog you waist too much time on the internet, get a life.
lmmfao at Dean you schmuck posting a comment on behalf of hoffalike. dean telling himself he wastes too much time on his own blog. classic l-)
i miss joe :((
canucks_girl44: oh looku 466 isn't a bot, btw
verian_my_spider_daemon: katie
verian_my_spider_daemon: who is it lol
canucks_girl44: not sure lol
canucks_girl44: i just know it said 'hi katie' when i said 'hi looku' on mic once
canucks_girl44: and I've seen it play trivia
verian_my_spider_daemon: lmfao
verian_my_spider_daemon: lurkers!
canucks_girl44: and I lipped of levydann the other day and called it 'lurkerdann" and i kept getting booted after that
verian_my_spider_daemon: so it's talker?
verian_my_spider_daemon: he was booting brit
verian_my_spider_daemon: looku collecting info for his blog
verian_my_spider_daemon: not2 editor
fischer.brittany: it's ashame how ppl throw their lives away
fischer.brittany: they have shit going really good for them
figh_bayta_cappa: brittany, isn't it time we called each other again
canucks_girl44: talker yeah!
verian_my_spider_daemon: ugh
fischer.brittany: that isnt talker
fischer.brittany: talker never has ears
canucks_girl44: i'm sure talker has ears under some names
verian_my_spider_daemon: he does yes
verian_my_spider_daemon: cappa, i'm sorry, sweetheart, but my cock belongs to brittany
fischer.brittany: is that allie?
verian_my_spider_daemon: i don't know
verian_my_spider_daemon: i don't think so
fischer.brittany: lmfao
canucks_girl44: cides@ allie
verian_my_spider_daemon: i've been doing crunches like hell the past 2 weeks
canucks_girl44: youve been eating Nestle Crunches the past 2 weeks you obese faggit.
verian_my_spider_daemon: get to work brit you procrastinating faggit
fischer.brittany: eat another Nestle Crunch fat faggit
verian_my_spider_daemon: brit you're gonna be touching me 24/7
canucks_girl44: you two finally going to meet bill?
canucks_girl44: lol they both get quiet
canucks_girl44: what a pair of faggits
kg_is_champ: verian and fb only couple in chat not to meet
kg_is_champ: true
canucks_girl44: what about joe & linda, dean?
verian_my_spider_daemon: i've known brit 5 minutes
verian_my_spider_daemon: and we both have busy schedules
verian_my_spider_daemon: it's going ot happen lol
kg_is_champ: so busy you both chat till wee hours of am
kg_is_champ: bill
kg_is_champ: true
kg_is_champ: when will you bill?
verian_my_spider_daemon: dak i have a girl 20 minutes away that i could tag right now
verian_my_spider_daemon: but i care for brit
verian_my_spider_daemon: brit heard her on the phone lol
jockoredwing53: =)) @ care
verian_my_spider_daemon: cause i was being a bastard
verian_my_spider_daemon: and i'm sorry
canucks_girl44: bill bringing up shit shut it
verian_my_spider_daemon: lol jocko i do
kg_is_champ: verian cares for brit makes sure she knows how to boot ppl from chat!
^ ^ ^ Formerly known as wildbp ^ ^ ^
Jealous faggits l-) will never learn.
okay, you dudes don't know squat. I'm 67. To put that in perspective, if you are 30 when you were born I was married with two kids, one a teenager. When you were 15 I was earning six figures. Now I'm retired. My health is great. For the past five years I've lifted deadweights three times a week. Each workout I do 7 routines: 25 GI pushups, 100 situps, 5 dumbell workouts, up to 15 reps, 3 sets. I do the 50 yd dash in 16 secs. I'm 6'2" and 190 lbs. I have 15.5 inch biceps. Chances are I'm more physically fit than 70% of you that are under 40. There are many other older guys like me out there. Seldom a week goes by that I don't have a shot at one of your 30 something females. Why? I just told you. It's called natural selection.
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