lol at Mary wishing she could see Holdren make love to a warm microwaved bagel. Problem is, Mary is afraid Paul may get upset. LOL at may!!!
lol at Mary telling Holdren she has inserted a carrot in her pussy because Paul asked her to. She claims a banana wouldn't fit, plus it was too squishy to put in. She thought of Pauls cock being the carrot. For his sake I hope she inserted the thicker end of the carrot and not the tip. LOL!!!
bethanydyan11: a banana/
bethanydyan11: ???
bethanydyan11: you gotta go for the ones that are still green
Holdren playing country love songs for Mary... LOL!!! Mary asking Holdren to play some Buck Owens.
ryanman25: marry you like to have sex
mary_christine21: i love to have sex
mike_fetters_is_the_man: do you prefer cyber sex or cam sex?
mike_fetters_is_the_man: mary
mary_christine21: nope
mary_christine21: protestant
ryanman25: you like giving head mary
flyers_mashunit: mary you're bi polar
flyers_mashunit: how about a cubian
mary_christine21: cubian???????
mike_fetters_is_the_man: what happens in internet relationships, when by some divine reason someone in an internet relationship actually gets a real chance to get laid...do they say "no, sorry. i'm dating someone from a chat room that i have never met"?
mary_christine21: maybe i will maybe i won't
bethanydyan11: no mike....you have sex if given the chance unless the internet relationship is a real relationship as wel
aaron_chorpening_iowa: shut up mary u slut
aaron_chorpening_iowa: mary and i fone boned a cple times i admit
ryanman25: mary do you like to masterbate
mary_christine21: sure
ryanman25: douche your pussy shave your mustache
ryanman25: mary you wana slep with me
greeneyednomad: stop cussing mary
wyzerd0505: dumb cunt
mary_christine21: IM TRYING
mary_christine21: cheese has sexy font
mary_christine21: cheese you look sexy when you type
mary_christine21: when you talk you just look retarded
flyers_mashunit: mary you're retarded all the time
aaron_chorpening_iowa: mary shut up
wyzerd0505: mary
ryanman25: mary you wana ride me hard
mary_christine21: maybe later
ryanman25: mary shut the hell up hoor
stevem2838: shes a whore ryan not hoor
boilermaker81982: indeed Steve
aaron_chorpening_iowa: marys a moron
aaron_chorpening_iowa: mary shut up broad
mary_christine21: lol at me wanting all the guys dicks
lmao at Mary telling the room she has no job and is living off of her income tax refund. Mary telling the room she would like to have 3 kids, but would be happy with 2. Paul may not be responsible enough to take care of 3 kids. So if she has a boy and a girl, 2 kids will do.
jimmyboy30: MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB LMAO AND A LITTLE CUBAN COCK ALSO
lol at jeff_horner calling Mary for phone sex and the next day calling her a cunt and slut.
greeneyednomad: lol u gave him ur number
mary_christine21: i did
mary_christine21: but not for phone sex
jimmyboy30: MARY GO AWAY
mary_christine21: FUKC YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
stevem2838: Let's go Mary lol
mary_christine21: *devil smiley*
jimmyboy30: MARY SHUT UP
stevem2838: keep talking Mary almost there lol.
jimmyboy30: MARY IS A TRANNEY
mary_christine21: I LOVE DUMB AND DUMBER!!!!!!
mary_christine21: Paul and Michael
mary_christine21: digital underground sex packets
wyzerd0505: yes mary
jimmyboy30: MARY JUST NEDS TO GET LAID
ashleygurl17ia: mary is telling someone they are talking to much
mary_christine21: its the ice cream i had
mary_christine21: too much sugar
mary_christine21: got me acting CRAZY
jimmyboy30: MARY NEEDS TO GET LAID
mary_christine21: IF YOU'RE THE PRES. THEN GET HIM THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU PUSSY
mary_christine21: get bulldawg and andyrew the fuck out
Mary trying to work out side deals if someone boots bulldawg and andyre out of the room. Some of deals being sexual favors of some sort.
jimmyboy30: MARY WANTS SEX
badboybulldawg: mary christine... talk shit one more time!!!! i dare u!
mary_christine21: fuck you bulldawg
mary_christine21: i will fuck you up
lol at Mary saying that everyone in the room at one point or another has tried to cyber her.
Mary sharing pictures with the boys of the room, especially zetzuu, the room pimp.
Mary admitting in the room the she is loving the attention she is getting tonight. Guess someone living in NJ is not giving her enough. LOL!!!
greeneyednomad: mary wants ur nuts badboy
jimmyboy30: LOOKING AT MARY YOU WANNA BARF
jimmyboy30: MARY IS A CALL GIRL
Mary constantly yelling at the mic telling people to shut up. That is when they're not talking to her or about her. WTF?
neversaidanything: mary ls a call grl? wanna come over, whore?
badboybulldawg: mary!!!!!!! u tried me for no reason!
mary_christine21: tried you?
mary_christine21: hahhaha]]
mary_christine21: i was being nice to you
jimmyboy30: MARY GET WELFARE AND CALL GIRL CASH
Mary telling the room her b-day is coming up and is expecting gifts from everyone. =))
neversaidanything: mary - eat cocks u whore
jimmyboy30: MARY WANT TO PLAY WITH MY BAT AND BALLS
mary_christine21: not now
glycerine1030: me and mary got into a political discussion the other day
glycerine1030: shes pretty ignorant
mary_christine21: you're the one voting for obama
mary_christine21: who the fuck are you calling ignorant
Holdren asking Mary on the mic if he can stick is cock down her throat. LOL!!! She never said yes. :( She never said no, either. =))
ashleygurl17ia: maggs welcome to mary:1
LOL at ashleygurl renaming the room, because Mary won't let anyone else talk or speak their mind.
greeneyednomad: mary is amy whinehouse
ashleygurl17ia: mary looks like a less cracked headed amy winehouse
mary_christine21: look at my make up
mary_christine21: its flawless
badboybulldawg: i'll do sum cream makeup!
Mary playing Puff the Magic Dragon on mic, saying it's her favorite song of all time. Why am I not surprised? Dope fiend. l-)
jimmyboy30: MARY LIKES TO SUCK THE DRAGON
badboybulldawg: mary, take ur hairy black pussy elsewhere
mary_christine21: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?
Paul must learn how to satisfy his girl if he wants to keep her. There are some men that have caught Mary's eye, and she seems to enjoy their companionship.
5:30 AM, I wish I could stay longer... things seem to be getting juicy between badboybulldawg and Mary. But unlike Mary, I have a business to tend to. I can't survive off of my income tax return as she does.
Paul, sorry to say your name didn't come up often. LOL!!! Mary did tell the room that you were once the king of NHL:1 and now everyone hates you because they're jealous of you.
LMAO!!!
Saturday, May 17, 2008
Friday, April 11, 2008
Invest today, for tomorrow and beyond...
Every piece of chat scrap in NHL:1 needs to find the best way to invest their money, to let them make a profit, and to not necessarily become rich but to live comfortably. Each and every day 'scrap sit behind their monitors and kick their computer desk legs, bang on their keyboards, and pull on their hair in frustration that they can't make ends meet. What is it that the Sonners know that you don't know, chat scrap?
Sonners could reveal several secrets that separate an average piece of chat scrap and the wealthy person in NHL:1, that is if you would just ask them. They can share real strategies that you can apply in your life to build and maintain true wealth. Below is some of what they have spoke of over the last few months...
... Real estate is and will continue to be the best investment you can make as long as you know what to buy, when to buy, and where to buy. A smart investment in real estate will make money regardless of the direction of the market. FACT!
... Gold is the only money with a six thousand year history of stability. Today gold is no longer used as money, but still it remains the ultimate hedge against inflation and the preferred investment during periods of financial anxiety and economic turmoil. Silver has, in past precious metals bull markets, provided greater percentage gains than has gold. Now, because of the huge and growing industrial demand for silver, it could result in tremendous profits in future years.
... Sonners say GET AT LEAST 30% OF YOUR ASSETS INTO GOLD AND SILVER NOW!
Chat scrap... you need to stop watching and believing in those late light infomercials that promote and advertise... 'THE BEST WAYS TO MAKE MONEY WITHOUT SPENDING MONEY."
'Scrap, if you don't want to speak with nor take the advice from the Sonners, then talk to your fellow 'scrappers about how they make their money. Maybe then you'll change your mind.
Some will tell you they donate blood for a living. LOL! Some will tell you of their vending machine business, how they've gone from a single gum-ball machine in the local convenient store to 6 gum-ball machines in 6 stores in 3 short years, and how those quarters just keep rolling in. Others will tell you of that book they've been writing for years, and how they're hoping that they'll be the next J.K. Rowling... a once upon a time welfare recipient turned billionaire.
Maybe you should talk to Cudaguy about his business and see if it isn't right for you as well. Nearly 2,400 individuals in the United States and Canada have opened their acreage to alpaca farming... Cudaguy being one of them... so he says.
Though I know nothing of the 'exotic' livestock business, I have heard Cudaguy talk a little bit about his investment. I'll share a little bit of what I have heard and also a bit that I found online. The rest you'll need to get from Cudaguy himself.
Alpacas are members of the camel family, and closely resemble their llama cousins. However, this gentle animal's bone structure makes it useless as a pack animal and, outside Peru, no one particularly wants to dine on its meat. So, the Alpacas value lies in its soft, luxurious fleece, used in everything from garments to teddy bears. LOL, sounds like a booming business.
People who go into this business must first commit the funds, then make the money. Alpaca profits today lie in breeding. Investors who want a quick return buy a pregnant female for $20,000, then sell her baby for $10,000 to other newcomers to the industry. Those building more slowly hold female babies until they, too, are pregnant and worth their initial purchase price.
Others purchase an alpaca, then pay someone boarding fees to raise it. This option reaps the smallest return. Personally I think this is where Cudaguy comes in. He babysits the Alpacas of the true investor.
I hear ranchers sell their fleece to artisans for $2 to $4 an ounce. Fiber thickness counts and influences price... and if too coarse, the price starts to slide. Sounds like big money to me, 'scrappers. Better get Cudaguy on the phone, pronto!
The real hurdle, alpaca farmers say, is that neither the United States nor Canada has a large mill that commercially processes alpaca fiber from hair to sweater. That leaves domestic demand to a small cottage industry. Shared shearing times flood this tiny market, driving the price down. Some alpaca farmers work around this by spinning their own fibers, knitting the sweaters and marketing the apparel on the Internet. LOL at driving the price down... how much lower an ounce can Alpaca fleece go down?
I don't know 'scrap, sounds a bit risky to me.
For more information on Alpacas, you'll need to message Cudaguy. I'm curious to hear also, so keep me posted.
I applaud your efforts Cudaguy, and can at least say you're a step above most of the chat scrap of NHL:1. If what you say is true, you at least have a plan, a and a goal.
Here's to hoping that one day you'll have enough Alpaca fleece to at least knit your wife and kids a sweater before the next winter season is upon you.
Sonners could reveal several secrets that separate an average piece of chat scrap and the wealthy person in NHL:1, that is if you would just ask them. They can share real strategies that you can apply in your life to build and maintain true wealth. Below is some of what they have spoke of over the last few months...
... Real estate is and will continue to be the best investment you can make as long as you know what to buy, when to buy, and where to buy. A smart investment in real estate will make money regardless of the direction of the market. FACT!
... Gold is the only money with a six thousand year history of stability. Today gold is no longer used as money, but still it remains the ultimate hedge against inflation and the preferred investment during periods of financial anxiety and economic turmoil. Silver has, in past precious metals bull markets, provided greater percentage gains than has gold. Now, because of the huge and growing industrial demand for silver, it could result in tremendous profits in future years.
... Sonners say GET AT LEAST 30% OF YOUR ASSETS INTO GOLD AND SILVER NOW!
Chat scrap... you need to stop watching and believing in those late light infomercials that promote and advertise... 'THE BEST WAYS TO MAKE MONEY WITHOUT SPENDING MONEY."
'Scrap, if you don't want to speak with nor take the advice from the Sonners, then talk to your fellow 'scrappers about how they make their money. Maybe then you'll change your mind.
Some will tell you they donate blood for a living. LOL! Some will tell you of their vending machine business, how they've gone from a single gum-ball machine in the local convenient store to 6 gum-ball machines in 6 stores in 3 short years, and how those quarters just keep rolling in. Others will tell you of that book they've been writing for years, and how they're hoping that they'll be the next J.K. Rowling... a once upon a time welfare recipient turned billionaire.
Maybe you should talk to Cudaguy about his business and see if it isn't right for you as well. Nearly 2,400 individuals in the United States and Canada have opened their acreage to alpaca farming... Cudaguy being one of them... so he says.
Though I know nothing of the 'exotic' livestock business, I have heard Cudaguy talk a little bit about his investment. I'll share a little bit of what I have heard and also a bit that I found online. The rest you'll need to get from Cudaguy himself.
Alpacas are members of the camel family, and closely resemble their llama cousins. However, this gentle animal's bone structure makes it useless as a pack animal and, outside Peru, no one particularly wants to dine on its meat. So, the Alpacas value lies in its soft, luxurious fleece, used in everything from garments to teddy bears. LOL, sounds like a booming business.
People who go into this business must first commit the funds, then make the money. Alpaca profits today lie in breeding. Investors who want a quick return buy a pregnant female for $20,000, then sell her baby for $10,000 to other newcomers to the industry. Those building more slowly hold female babies until they, too, are pregnant and worth their initial purchase price.
Others purchase an alpaca, then pay someone boarding fees to raise it. This option reaps the smallest return. Personally I think this is where Cudaguy comes in. He babysits the Alpacas of the true investor.
I hear ranchers sell their fleece to artisans for $2 to $4 an ounce. Fiber thickness counts and influences price... and if too coarse, the price starts to slide. Sounds like big money to me, 'scrappers. Better get Cudaguy on the phone, pronto!
The real hurdle, alpaca farmers say, is that neither the United States nor Canada has a large mill that commercially processes alpaca fiber from hair to sweater. That leaves domestic demand to a small cottage industry. Shared shearing times flood this tiny market, driving the price down. Some alpaca farmers work around this by spinning their own fibers, knitting the sweaters and marketing the apparel on the Internet. LOL at driving the price down... how much lower an ounce can Alpaca fleece go down?
I don't know 'scrap, sounds a bit risky to me.
For more information on Alpacas, you'll need to message Cudaguy. I'm curious to hear also, so keep me posted.
I applaud your efforts Cudaguy, and can at least say you're a step above most of the chat scrap of NHL:1. If what you say is true, you at least have a plan, a and a goal.
Here's to hoping that one day you'll have enough Alpaca fleece to at least knit your wife and kids a sweater before the next winter season is upon you.
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Did you know...
Did you know?...According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular. What flavour were the ones Mary_Christine sent you, Jerzzzey? Was it smegma clitoridis... the secretion of the apocrine glands of the clitoris, in combination with desquamating epithelial cells? I seriously doubt they tasted like chicken. LOL!
Did you know?...In the Aztec culture, avocados were considered so sexually powerful, virgins were restricted from contact with them. LOL at Hotshotschamp sending Citygirl0117 two pounds of avocados a week and side cups of guacamole from Taco Bell for the last six months, and still not getting any phone sex.
Did you know?...The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years. I hear Ari_Freaking_Gold has had the same one in his wallet for five years now. Better throw that one out and get a new one, you never know when Bels_Belfour might invite you down to Texas, or maybe another trip to Toronto is in the works.
Did you know?..."Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. I'm not sure if it's a fetish or bad hygiene, but did you know, Cudaguy and Flyereddie48, that there is a cure for that? LOL at Cudaguy persuading one of those insects to suck his cock while he fingered another.
Did you know?...Studies show that women who went to college are more likely to enjoy oral sex (giving and receiving) than high school dropouts. Hence the reason Wildbp and Talker_a_Talker only associate themselves with the educated girls of the world. Sorry ladies, no GED = don't even think about PMing or calling either one of them.
Did you know?...A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex. Hoffa75ca shaving every 4 hours for 30 days in anticipation of sex with Costergirl then trying to slice his wrists with the same razor 2 minutes after cumming inside of her. I think his plan was to slice hers as well so she wouldn't bring any nasty rumours into NHL:1. Next time be prepared with an old-fashioned straight razor and leave the Gillette double-edged safety razor at home. LOL!
Did you know?...A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime. LOL at in a lifetime. Alexovechking8_2007 and Briereyote deposit that much sperm onto the chat room floors in a month... each!
Did you know?...The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. I thought it was Jockoredwing53 banging Wilma while Fred and Barney were pulling a train on Betty. xl_Five_lx can verify this as he was 'babysitting' Pebbles. Youdontknowjack was there also... beating off to Ann-Margrock pictures while eating brontosaurus ribs and pterodactyl wings.
Did you know?...For every 'normal' web page, there are five porn pages. Obi_Wan_Weis and JohnnyLaserbeam say it's more like 8 porn pages for every 'normal' web page. Ask Not2visible_31 and she will tell you that she had received dozens of obscene e-mails and links on an hourly basis from those two pedophiles... that is until she finally showed them her Birth Certificate on cam to prove that she was 23 and not 13. You would think being of legal age, she would have received more e-mails, not less, after proving she was an adult.
Did you know?...Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm. Yeah, well that's nothing compared to Sherry_Berry27, the most celebrated sex icon of NHL:1. She once posted on her myspace blog that she never experienced an orgasm despite being married for years, being with 11 real life men and 14 women after her separation, and seducing 47 chat men during her marriage and separation. She claims to have faked all 11,742 orgasms in the 8 years that I have known her. Do the math. LOL!
Did you know?...A U.S. News and World Report poll found 50 percent agree that it is better to remain a virgin until you marry, and 39 percent felt it's better to have sex with a few different partners before settling down to marry. The other 11 percent, who rotate in and out of NHL:1 chat will never marry or have sex. You know who you are. Too many to list. FACT!
Did you know?..."Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis. I'm thinking Dakilang_Manok and Heartofdixiechat can relate to this.
Did you know?...All Humans Are 99.9% Genetically Identical and 98.4% of human genes are the same as the genes of a chimpanzee. I started to make a race_cyst comment but thought twice. Use your imagination on this one.
Did you know?... Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. All you pimply faced, oily haired female 'scrap are frantically trying out each Benzoyl-Peroxide cream, shampoo, and conditioner possible in trying to hide the fact that you aren't getting laid. Again, too many names to list.
Did you know?...Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. That explains why Forever_Frantic watches porn and masturbates often. Someone in California refuses to slip her his penis.
Did you know?...Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. That explains why Outovcontroll is having sex daily with Screamingheadtrip. Not only is it safe therapy and more effective, it's a hell of a lot cheaper than Valium. And she's a neighbour, which makes it convenient.
Did you know?... Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. Now you didn't think I would go a whole blog without throwing Mr. Oz_Santwyck's name in it, did you? Oz, being the Brit that you are, you should use the above advice. I know it's been some time since you've kissed your wife. I'm sure it's been even longer since you've been to the dentist. Might I suggest a kiss in the morning, a kiss before your wife leaves for work, a kiss when she gets home from her 3rd job, and a kiss before you tuck her into bed. Repeat as necessary... until your four remaining teeth fall out, or until they shine so bright to where they don't look like four kernel's of corn protruding from your gums.
Oz, I don't suggest kissing your daughter, as you never know where your wife's lips have been. What won't work either Oz, is the kissing of asses of the Sonners and the dynamic duo in His and Her.Fiance.
Where were you Saturday, Oz? Were you hiding?
Oz sonned from chat!
Fact!
Remember Oz... Tomorrow is another Day... feel free to join us in chat then.
LOL!
Did you know?...In the Aztec culture, avocados were considered so sexually powerful, virgins were restricted from contact with them. LOL at Hotshotschamp sending Citygirl0117 two pounds of avocados a week and side cups of guacamole from Taco Bell for the last six months, and still not getting any phone sex.
Did you know?...The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years. I hear Ari_Freaking_Gold has had the same one in his wallet for five years now. Better throw that one out and get a new one, you never know when Bels_Belfour might invite you down to Texas, or maybe another trip to Toronto is in the works.
Did you know?..."Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. I'm not sure if it's a fetish or bad hygiene, but did you know, Cudaguy and Flyereddie48, that there is a cure for that? LOL at Cudaguy persuading one of those insects to suck his cock while he fingered another.
Did you know?...Studies show that women who went to college are more likely to enjoy oral sex (giving and receiving) than high school dropouts. Hence the reason Wildbp and Talker_a_Talker only associate themselves with the educated girls of the world. Sorry ladies, no GED = don't even think about PMing or calling either one of them.
Did you know?...A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex. Hoffa75ca shaving every 4 hours for 30 days in anticipation of sex with Costergirl then trying to slice his wrists with the same razor 2 minutes after cumming inside of her. I think his plan was to slice hers as well so she wouldn't bring any nasty rumours into NHL:1. Next time be prepared with an old-fashioned straight razor and leave the Gillette double-edged safety razor at home. LOL!
Did you know?...A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime. LOL at in a lifetime. Alexovechking8_2007 and Briereyote deposit that much sperm onto the chat room floors in a month... each!
Did you know?...The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. I thought it was Jockoredwing53 banging Wilma while Fred and Barney were pulling a train on Betty. xl_Five_lx can verify this as he was 'babysitting' Pebbles. Youdontknowjack was there also... beating off to Ann-Margrock pictures while eating brontosaurus ribs and pterodactyl wings.
Did you know?...For every 'normal' web page, there are five porn pages. Obi_Wan_Weis and JohnnyLaserbeam say it's more like 8 porn pages for every 'normal' web page. Ask Not2visible_31 and she will tell you that she had received dozens of obscene e-mails and links on an hourly basis from those two pedophiles... that is until she finally showed them her Birth Certificate on cam to prove that she was 23 and not 13. You would think being of legal age, she would have received more e-mails, not less, after proving she was an adult.
Did you know?...Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm. Yeah, well that's nothing compared to Sherry_Berry27, the most celebrated sex icon of NHL:1. She once posted on her myspace blog that she never experienced an orgasm despite being married for years, being with 11 real life men and 14 women after her separation, and seducing 47 chat men during her marriage and separation. She claims to have faked all 11,742 orgasms in the 8 years that I have known her. Do the math. LOL!
Did you know?...A U.S. News and World Report poll found 50 percent agree that it is better to remain a virgin until you marry, and 39 percent felt it's better to have sex with a few different partners before settling down to marry. The other 11 percent, who rotate in and out of NHL:1 chat will never marry or have sex. You know who you are. Too many to list. FACT!
Did you know?..."Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis. I'm thinking Dakilang_Manok and Heartofdixiechat can relate to this.
Did you know?...All Humans Are 99.9% Genetically Identical and 98.4% of human genes are the same as the genes of a chimpanzee. I started to make a race_cyst comment but thought twice. Use your imagination on this one.
Did you know?... Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. All you pimply faced, oily haired female 'scrap are frantically trying out each Benzoyl-Peroxide cream, shampoo, and conditioner possible in trying to hide the fact that you aren't getting laid. Again, too many names to list.
Did you know?...Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. That explains why Forever_Frantic watches porn and masturbates often. Someone in California refuses to slip her his penis.
Did you know?...Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. That explains why Outovcontroll is having sex daily with Screamingheadtrip. Not only is it safe therapy and more effective, it's a hell of a lot cheaper than Valium. And she's a neighbour, which makes it convenient.
Did you know?... Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. Now you didn't think I would go a whole blog without throwing Mr. Oz_Santwyck's name in it, did you? Oz, being the Brit that you are, you should use the above advice. I know it's been some time since you've kissed your wife. I'm sure it's been even longer since you've been to the dentist. Might I suggest a kiss in the morning, a kiss before your wife leaves for work, a kiss when she gets home from her 3rd job, and a kiss before you tuck her into bed. Repeat as necessary... until your four remaining teeth fall out, or until they shine so bright to where they don't look like four kernel's of corn protruding from your gums.
Oz, I don't suggest kissing your daughter, as you never know where your wife's lips have been. What won't work either Oz, is the kissing of asses of the Sonners and the dynamic duo in His and Her.Fiance.
Where were you Saturday, Oz? Were you hiding?
Oz sonned from chat!
Fact!
Remember Oz... Tomorrow is another Day... feel free to join us in chat then.
LOL!
Friday, April 4, 2008
Enter NHL:1 at your own risk this weekend...
Oz, with some friends of his, are working on a B2S project that involves for-hire killing machines.
"I'm actually working on the "Ninja" component of the project, says Mr. Oz_Santwyk" of NHL:1. "His and Her. Fiance are going down, Book it!" Oz then screams over the microphone just as His and Her.Fiance leave the chat room... "and don't come back into my room, or I'll boot you again." How funny is that? Mr. big, bad, Oz getting tired of being pushed around by His and Her.Fiance. Anyway... back to "hacker and booter wars" in a bit. And of course his B2S project.
This is usually what I picture Oz doing when he wakes up in the morning. First he boots up his personal laptop (wife's actually) and starts heating up breakfast for his daughter and himself in the microwave. From there, I see him going to the living room, turning on the television and VCR, and searching through the collection of babysitters he has stacked up on the coffee table. Will it be Barney, Kermit, or Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa and Po today? There is nothing Amelia likes more than those four frolicing faggits playing in the idyllic Teletubbyland, while a baby's face in a sun coos and laughs. Yeah right, that poor girl. Amelia must be wondering when she'll get to frolic and play outdoors with mommy and daddy.
Next I see Oz moving over to his couch and staring at his wife's laptop, scratching his head wondering why it takes so long to boot up. Once his wife's laptop boots up, I see Oz chatting via Instant Messenger, checking e-mails and twitter, but most importantly working on his hacking projects. Somewhere in between that time meals are consumed. For a diversion, he'll play World of Warcraft. By the time he crawls into bed alone, his hands ache and eyes hurt. MY GOD, what a pathetic existence.
Yeah, I know, nothing that you haven't heard before. I'm thinking we have a new reader or two and I wanted to fill them in on part of Oz's daily life.
Okay, back to hacker wars. I understand that His and Her.Fiance have taken over NHL:1. They generally are the first ones into the room at approximately 2:00 AM eastern time each morning and start filling the room with bots. They will serenade each other with I love yous and music throughout the night. They mean no harm, that is until you mouth off to them. Take Oz for example. They argued roughly for the first time for about 3 minutes. They exchanged threats back and forth and they fought over the mic.
"I'll boot you, King" ... "I'll hack your shit, Inferno" ... "You don't know who you're messing with, Inferno" ... "I'm warning you, King of shit talkers, don't try anything" ... "Don't make me do it, Inferno" ... "Go for it you fucking noblet, King"... and then there was one. Oz wasn't seen for 3 hours I was told. When will he learn? It had happened all day that day I was told. Oz would come in, run his mouth, then announce to the room he had to go. He went alright, but it was never by choice. Flyereddie48 said in the room one night that Oz had been hacked, that he couldn't log on all day, and that when he finally was able, he couldn't access any of his Yahoo Id's. Oz blames Bill for the troubles of his wife's laptop... see below.
Anonymous said...
bill you think its funny to give that inferno fuck all my info ? youre done son hope you like reformatting im gonna rewrite your dos bitch woooooooooo
March 25, 2008 10:55 AM
I didn't even know Bill came into chat anymore. I haven't seen him in over a year. WTF, Oz? Is anything ever your fault?
spliff81 said...
Any truth to the rumour that the Almighty Oz has been hacked for the 2nd time? I'm sure Oz will come in the room one day saying he was out of town. l-)
April 1, 2008 8:40 AM
I'm not sure what excuse Oz used, but I'm sure some of you heard.
baked_trout_sprinkled_w_lemon said...
i'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack beotches!!i heard oz has been 'making phone calls' to yahoo assassins =))oz threatening to wipe out his/hers, sharkfan_in559, talker_a_talker, and the rest of the cru... he says to look out for Y! assassins "kid_chaos" and "squirrely2" this weekend in nhl:1!! =)) =)) =))stay tuned 'scrap! the chat apocalypse might be imminent! =))
April 2, 2008 5:24 PM
So, back to Oz's B2S project. As you can see, all hell is going to break loose this weekend. Oz and his "assassins" vs. His and Her. Fiance. If I were a betting man, I'd bet that... (1) Oz doesn't show this weekend and (2) when his "assassins" do, they won't be around for long. Oz frantically working long days and nights putting the finishing touches on B2S. I'm thinking Oz took this name from the Sonners. B2S or Back to Shelf (remember back in the day when a computer was going to be "sonned back to the Wal*Mart shelf ") I'm told will shut down Yahoo for a 9th time. Oz of course is responsible for the first 7 of 8.
My advice people, stay away from chat this weekend. Go outdoors and enjoy a little sunshine and some fresh air. If the sun isn't out yet in your area, go out and enjoy the fresh air anyway. Build a snowman, do some ice fishing, rent a snowmobile, etc... you get the picture. Right?
If you choose to enter chat, don't be scared. This is how I see it... hackers and booters have a lot to share with ordinary computer users like yourselves. If you can get past the fear that most people have of hackers and focus on the skills that they possess and the measures that they take to protect themselves, then interesting knowledge can be gained. Even the common garden variety of hacker has a lot to share with those of you that are less computer literate. Hackers spend inordinate amounts of time delving into computers, and more to the point looking at computer security. Rather than fearing the hackers, you can take a page from their book, and focus a little on how to secure your computer.
My suggestions are:
Antivirus:
http://www.symantec.com/
http://www.trendmicro.com/
http://www.grisoft.com/
Spy-ware Removal Tools:
http://www.safernetworking.com/
http://www.lavasoftusa.com/
Firewalls:
http://www.agnitum.com/
http://www.zonelabs.com/
http://www.tinysoftware.com/
http://www.kerio.com/
http://www.sygate.com/
yahoo anti boot at Free Downloads Center:
http://www.freedownloadscenter.com/Best/yahoo-anti-boot.html
Oz if you're reading this (LOL at if) allow me to share some information I have received from His and Her. Fiance. Have you ever heard of the Chaos Computer Club, based in Berlin? Inferno was a member of Chaos who was responsible for breaking into US military computers and selling the secrets to the Russians. If you haven't heard of them, have you heard of the Cult of the Dead Cow? The Dead Cows found such a hole in every version of the Windows operating system, which potentially allows other people to spy on computers using those systems, or even remotely control them from the Internet. Guess who was part of that too, Oz?
My suggestion Oz is to not visit NHL:1 this weekend. Go out and enjoy the weekend with your family. If you so choose to visit, don't be dumb. Oz, maybe if you're nice, I'll talk to Inferno. I'll ask that he be gentle. Maybe just scare you a little. Who am I kidding? Good luck Oz, to you and your Y Assassins, and of course with your B2S system.
Go Penguins!
Ovechkin = MVP!
"I'm actually working on the "Ninja" component of the project, says Mr. Oz_Santwyk" of NHL:1. "His and Her. Fiance are going down, Book it!" Oz then screams over the microphone just as His and Her.Fiance leave the chat room... "and don't come back into my room, or I'll boot you again." How funny is that? Mr. big, bad, Oz getting tired of being pushed around by His and Her.Fiance. Anyway... back to "hacker and booter wars" in a bit. And of course his B2S project.
This is usually what I picture Oz doing when he wakes up in the morning. First he boots up his personal laptop (wife's actually) and starts heating up breakfast for his daughter and himself in the microwave. From there, I see him going to the living room, turning on the television and VCR, and searching through the collection of babysitters he has stacked up on the coffee table. Will it be Barney, Kermit, or Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa and Po today? There is nothing Amelia likes more than those four frolicing faggits playing in the idyllic Teletubbyland, while a baby's face in a sun coos and laughs. Yeah right, that poor girl. Amelia must be wondering when she'll get to frolic and play outdoors with mommy and daddy.
Next I see Oz moving over to his couch and staring at his wife's laptop, scratching his head wondering why it takes so long to boot up. Once his wife's laptop boots up, I see Oz chatting via Instant Messenger, checking e-mails and twitter, but most importantly working on his hacking projects. Somewhere in between that time meals are consumed. For a diversion, he'll play World of Warcraft. By the time he crawls into bed alone, his hands ache and eyes hurt. MY GOD, what a pathetic existence.
Yeah, I know, nothing that you haven't heard before. I'm thinking we have a new reader or two and I wanted to fill them in on part of Oz's daily life.
Okay, back to hacker wars. I understand that His and Her.Fiance have taken over NHL:1. They generally are the first ones into the room at approximately 2:00 AM eastern time each morning and start filling the room with bots. They will serenade each other with I love yous and music throughout the night. They mean no harm, that is until you mouth off to them. Take Oz for example. They argued roughly for the first time for about 3 minutes. They exchanged threats back and forth and they fought over the mic.
"I'll boot you, King" ... "I'll hack your shit, Inferno" ... "You don't know who you're messing with, Inferno" ... "I'm warning you, King of shit talkers, don't try anything" ... "Don't make me do it, Inferno" ... "Go for it you fucking noblet, King"... and then there was one. Oz wasn't seen for 3 hours I was told. When will he learn? It had happened all day that day I was told. Oz would come in, run his mouth, then announce to the room he had to go. He went alright, but it was never by choice. Flyereddie48 said in the room one night that Oz had been hacked, that he couldn't log on all day, and that when he finally was able, he couldn't access any of his Yahoo Id's. Oz blames Bill for the troubles of his wife's laptop... see below.
Anonymous said...
bill you think its funny to give that inferno fuck all my info ? youre done son hope you like reformatting im gonna rewrite your dos bitch woooooooooo
March 25, 2008 10:55 AM
I didn't even know Bill came into chat anymore. I haven't seen him in over a year. WTF, Oz? Is anything ever your fault?
spliff81 said...
Any truth to the rumour that the Almighty Oz has been hacked for the 2nd time? I'm sure Oz will come in the room one day saying he was out of town. l-)
April 1, 2008 8:40 AM
I'm not sure what excuse Oz used, but I'm sure some of you heard.
baked_trout_sprinkled_w_lemon said...
i'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack beotches!!i heard oz has been 'making phone calls' to yahoo assassins =))oz threatening to wipe out his/hers, sharkfan_in559, talker_a_talker, and the rest of the cru... he says to look out for Y! assassins "kid_chaos" and "squirrely2" this weekend in nhl:1!! =)) =)) =))stay tuned 'scrap! the chat apocalypse might be imminent! =))
April 2, 2008 5:24 PM
So, back to Oz's B2S project. As you can see, all hell is going to break loose this weekend. Oz and his "assassins" vs. His and Her. Fiance. If I were a betting man, I'd bet that... (1) Oz doesn't show this weekend and (2) when his "assassins" do, they won't be around for long. Oz frantically working long days and nights putting the finishing touches on B2S. I'm thinking Oz took this name from the Sonners. B2S or Back to Shelf (remember back in the day when a computer was going to be "sonned back to the Wal*Mart shelf ") I'm told will shut down Yahoo for a 9th time. Oz of course is responsible for the first 7 of 8.
My advice people, stay away from chat this weekend. Go outdoors and enjoy a little sunshine and some fresh air. If the sun isn't out yet in your area, go out and enjoy the fresh air anyway. Build a snowman, do some ice fishing, rent a snowmobile, etc... you get the picture. Right?
If you choose to enter chat, don't be scared. This is how I see it... hackers and booters have a lot to share with ordinary computer users like yourselves. If you can get past the fear that most people have of hackers and focus on the skills that they possess and the measures that they take to protect themselves, then interesting knowledge can be gained. Even the common garden variety of hacker has a lot to share with those of you that are less computer literate. Hackers spend inordinate amounts of time delving into computers, and more to the point looking at computer security. Rather than fearing the hackers, you can take a page from their book, and focus a little on how to secure your computer.
My suggestions are:
Antivirus:
http://www.symantec.com/
http://www.trendmicro.com/
http://www.grisoft.com/
Spy-ware Removal Tools:
http://www.safernetworking.com/
http://www.lavasoftusa.com/
Firewalls:
http://www.agnitum.com/
http://www.zonelabs.com/
http://www.tinysoftware.com/
http://www.kerio.com/
http://www.sygate.com/
yahoo anti boot at Free Downloads Center:
http://www.freedownloadscenter.com/Best/yahoo-anti-boot.html
Oz if you're reading this (LOL at if) allow me to share some information I have received from His and Her. Fiance. Have you ever heard of the Chaos Computer Club, based in Berlin? Inferno was a member of Chaos who was responsible for breaking into US military computers and selling the secrets to the Russians. If you haven't heard of them, have you heard of the Cult of the Dead Cow? The Dead Cows found such a hole in every version of the Windows operating system, which potentially allows other people to spy on computers using those systems, or even remotely control them from the Internet. Guess who was part of that too, Oz?
My suggestion Oz is to not visit NHL:1 this weekend. Go out and enjoy the weekend with your family. If you so choose to visit, don't be dumb. Oz, maybe if you're nice, I'll talk to Inferno. I'll ask that he be gentle. Maybe just scare you a little. Who am I kidding? Good luck Oz, to you and your Y Assassins, and of course with your B2S system.
Go Penguins!
Ovechkin = MVP!
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
April Fools Day...
A guy asks his girlfriend to marry him and she says yes, so he buys her a new car - a Lamborghini Countach. She loves this car and she goes every where in it.
One day she picks up her 2 kids from school, a boy and a girl. As they're driving down the road, a truck pulls out in front of them and they have a really nasty accident. Mom falls into a coma.
When she wakes up from the coma there is a doctor next to her and she quickly asks the doctor, "Where is my son, he was really good at football, he could have played for England and been better than Beckham?"
The doctor replies, "I'm so sorry, in the accident he lost his leg he won't be able to kick a football any more."
The woman asks about her daughter, "Doctor where is my daughter? She was really good at tennis and she could have been the best in the world and won at Wimbledon."
The doctor says "Sorry but in the accident she lost her arms and she wont be able to pick up a tennis racket any more."
She begins to cry.
"Doctor" asks the woman, "How long have I been in this coma?"
The doctor replies, " 6 months."
"So what's the date?" asks the woman
"April 1st" says the doctor.
The woman begins to laugh "So you were joking then weren't you?"
Doctor: "Yes I was, they both died on impact."
I'm guessing that some of what I see in NHL:1 today will go something like this...
Cudaguy... "Yeah, I owned me a Sonner today, April Fools!
Pixie... Hey everyone, I delivered that baby that you all thought I aborted, April Fools!
Sherry_Berry27... "I have never slept with nor cybered with a NHL:1 chatter, April Fools!"
Oz... I hugged my wife and daughter today, April Fools!
Ari_Freaking_Gold... These ExtenZe capsules really did make my dick bigger, April Fools!
Bels_Belfour... I lost 20 pounds in the month of March, April Fools!
Mary_Christine21... Jerzzzey is the only man I have had sex with today, April Fools!
Jerzzzzey... Mary_Christine21 has only had sex with me today, April Fools!
Costergirl... God I'm hungry, I haven't eaten anything all day, April Fools!
Talker_a_Talker... I just died on my motorcycle again, April Fools!
Flyereddie48... I didn't break up with Vero because of her true appearance, April Fools!
Buff_Lincoln... Yeah Allie, the power went out again, that's why I couldn't call you, April Fools!
(90% of the room)... Yeah, I got a job today, April Fools!
(^^same 90% ^^)... I have a life out of chat, April Fools!
Some will use this day, April 1st, to hide the truth...
Not2visible_31... I am a Sonner, April Fools!
Hoffa75ca... Costergirl made me sing You Give Love A Bad Name by Bon Jovi while ridin' me, April Fools!
Citygirl0117... I lurk and linger under 'So its just another Day' hoping to find Bill, April Fools!
Hotshotschamp... I tried to talk Linda into having phone sex with me, April Fools!
Youdontknowjack... Verian, noone isn't a word in the dictionary, April Fools!
One day she picks up her 2 kids from school, a boy and a girl. As they're driving down the road, a truck pulls out in front of them and they have a really nasty accident. Mom falls into a coma.
When she wakes up from the coma there is a doctor next to her and she quickly asks the doctor, "Where is my son, he was really good at football, he could have played for England and been better than Beckham?"
The doctor replies, "I'm so sorry, in the accident he lost his leg he won't be able to kick a football any more."
The woman asks about her daughter, "Doctor where is my daughter? She was really good at tennis and she could have been the best in the world and won at Wimbledon."
The doctor says "Sorry but in the accident she lost her arms and she wont be able to pick up a tennis racket any more."
She begins to cry.
"Doctor" asks the woman, "How long have I been in this coma?"
The doctor replies, " 6 months."
"So what's the date?" asks the woman
"April 1st" says the doctor.
The woman begins to laugh "So you were joking then weren't you?"
Doctor: "Yes I was, they both died on impact."
I'm guessing that some of what I see in NHL:1 today will go something like this...
Cudaguy... "Yeah, I owned me a Sonner today, April Fools!
Pixie... Hey everyone, I delivered that baby that you all thought I aborted, April Fools!
Sherry_Berry27... "I have never slept with nor cybered with a NHL:1 chatter, April Fools!"
Oz... I hugged my wife and daughter today, April Fools!
Ari_Freaking_Gold... These ExtenZe capsules really did make my dick bigger, April Fools!
Bels_Belfour... I lost 20 pounds in the month of March, April Fools!
Mary_Christine21... Jerzzzey is the only man I have had sex with today, April Fools!
Jerzzzzey... Mary_Christine21 has only had sex with me today, April Fools!
Costergirl... God I'm hungry, I haven't eaten anything all day, April Fools!
Talker_a_Talker... I just died on my motorcycle again, April Fools!
Flyereddie48... I didn't break up with Vero because of her true appearance, April Fools!
Buff_Lincoln... Yeah Allie, the power went out again, that's why I couldn't call you, April Fools!
(90% of the room)... Yeah, I got a job today, April Fools!
(^^same 90% ^^)... I have a life out of chat, April Fools!
Some will use this day, April 1st, to hide the truth...
Not2visible_31... I am a Sonner, April Fools!
Hoffa75ca... Costergirl made me sing You Give Love A Bad Name by Bon Jovi while ridin' me, April Fools!
Citygirl0117... I lurk and linger under 'So its just another Day' hoping to find Bill, April Fools!
Hotshotschamp... I tried to talk Linda into having phone sex with me, April Fools!
Youdontknowjack... Verian, noone isn't a word in the dictionary, April Fools!
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Love is in the air...
It seems that each time I enter NHL:1, there is talk of another blossoming relationship in the works. Just last night I heard that hoffa75 and costergirl are now an item, and have actually met outside of the chat world.
There truly is someone for everyone in this world, and the above proves it.
I thought I would take a few minutes and share some of what I was reading last night. This goes out to those of you that have found love in recent months, weeks, and days.
I know some of you have found love for the first time, and some of you... well hell, I've lost count to be honest with you. Regardless of whether it is your first or fourteenth, take some time to read on, and good luck!
What is love?
Love itself is a universal experience. Yet, every individual occurrence... while perhaps bound by a common thread... seems absolutely unique. Love is what love is! To everyone it expresses itself differently.
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
True love has a foundation of integrity, respect, faith and trust. Love is the force that brings about unity and harmony.
Love is expressed when you are being someone who loves someone for who they are, not who you think they should be.
Love is the ability and willingness to allow those you care for to be what they choose for themselves, without any insistence that they satisfy you.
Love is a bond or connection between two people that results in trust, intimacy, and an interdependence that enhances both partners.
If you want Love, you must first Love. Love begets Love. You cannot deliver from an empty wagon. You must first learn to Love yourself before you can give Love.
Love is comforting someone in need of Love and having them know that somebody cares.
Love is looking past imperfections in your partner and seeing the beautiful person inside. True love seeks the happiness and well being of your partner. Love expresses itself in the mutual respect you demonstrate to your partner.
Love must be experienced. Its meaning is infinite and can never be totally defined. .
Love is loving someone without expecting anything in return; no judgments, no restrictions; no limitations; no expectations!
To demonstrate Love. . . say, "I Love you" ... out loud... at least once each day to someone you love. There is magic in these three little words. Saying "I love you" is the most beautiful gift you can give to your partner. These words are the most treasured a person can hear. To be different, say, "I Love you" in a foreign language.
Some people deny the idea they want or need love so they should not be surprised if it does not find them... right dakilangmanok1, thornton_19_ca, newname, boltsgirlvl4, butter_cup0, and so many others?
The sincerest love is the love of food, right pixie?
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why your wife treats you like toxic waste, right oz?
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred, right flyereddie48?
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age... as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight, right berrybusygirl?
All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage, right northerncutie08?
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe... what jerzzzey will be saying of mary_christine21, a day after he says "I do", right paul?
Marriage is a three ring circus... engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering... what not2nice_31 will be saying of talker_a_talker a week after the ceremony, right tasha?
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker... what hoffa75 will be telling nhl:1 the day after their marriage, right trisha?
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in sherry_berry27's house, or citygirl0117's house, or harlemz_nocturne's house, or aka_rockin_canadian_girl's house, that's what it means, right buff_lincoln90210? Sorry, Allie, aka sharks1419.
Love is in the air... YEAH!
There truly is someone for everyone in this world, and the above proves it.
I thought I would take a few minutes and share some of what I was reading last night. This goes out to those of you that have found love in recent months, weeks, and days.
I know some of you have found love for the first time, and some of you... well hell, I've lost count to be honest with you. Regardless of whether it is your first or fourteenth, take some time to read on, and good luck!
What is love?
Love itself is a universal experience. Yet, every individual occurrence... while perhaps bound by a common thread... seems absolutely unique. Love is what love is! To everyone it expresses itself differently.
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
True love has a foundation of integrity, respect, faith and trust. Love is the force that brings about unity and harmony.
Love is expressed when you are being someone who loves someone for who they are, not who you think they should be.
Love is the ability and willingness to allow those you care for to be what they choose for themselves, without any insistence that they satisfy you.
Love is a bond or connection between two people that results in trust, intimacy, and an interdependence that enhances both partners.
If you want Love, you must first Love. Love begets Love. You cannot deliver from an empty wagon. You must first learn to Love yourself before you can give Love.
Love is comforting someone in need of Love and having them know that somebody cares.
Love is looking past imperfections in your partner and seeing the beautiful person inside. True love seeks the happiness and well being of your partner. Love expresses itself in the mutual respect you demonstrate to your partner.
Love must be experienced. Its meaning is infinite and can never be totally defined. .
Love is loving someone without expecting anything in return; no judgments, no restrictions; no limitations; no expectations!
To demonstrate Love. . . say, "I Love you" ... out loud... at least once each day to someone you love. There is magic in these three little words. Saying "I love you" is the most beautiful gift you can give to your partner. These words are the most treasured a person can hear. To be different, say, "I Love you" in a foreign language.
Some people deny the idea they want or need love so they should not be surprised if it does not find them... right dakilangmanok1, thornton_19_ca, newname, boltsgirlvl4, butter_cup0, and so many others?
The sincerest love is the love of food, right pixie?
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why your wife treats you like toxic waste, right oz?
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred, right flyereddie48?
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age... as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight, right berrybusygirl?
All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage, right northerncutie08?
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe... what jerzzzey will be saying of mary_christine21, a day after he says "I do", right paul?
Marriage is a three ring circus... engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering... what not2nice_31 will be saying of talker_a_talker a week after the ceremony, right tasha?
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker... what hoffa75 will be telling nhl:1 the day after their marriage, right trisha?
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in sherry_berry27's house, or citygirl0117's house, or harlemz_nocturne's house, or aka_rockin_canadian_girl's house, that's what it means, right buff_lincoln90210? Sorry, Allie, aka sharks1419.
Love is in the air... YEAH!
Sunday, March 2, 2008
Known worldwide to all...
There is an individual named Verian_My_Spider_Daemon and Verian -- well -- he knows EVERYONE in the whole world... FACT!!!
Many of you reading this THINK you know who this individual is... and I'm betting you just said to yourselves "yeah, he knows everyone alright... everyone in NHL:1... and the other chat forums he visits." "How can he not know everyone, he's been a Yahoo! Messenger member since March 9, 1998.
Verian is truly the Wilt Chamberlain, Peter North, and Giacomo Casanova of Yahoo! chat rooms, FACT!!! Verian has 'spermed' a woman from 185 out of the 192 countries that The United Nations recognizes. (I'm thinking Internet access is not available in those other 7 countries) See, some people collect stamps, others collect coins... Verian collects women... and is a bona-fide pick-up artist who is extremely confident and respectful. But it just isn't the chat women that he knows. I must say, that after spending time with Verian, I am a believer now in him knowing EVERYONE in the whole world. Allow me to share part of our time together...
After coordinating our busy schedules we agreed to start our journey in Las Vegas. I arrived at LAS as scheduled and was promptly greeted by Verian's hired chauffeur. "Verian and Kerkor are waiting, Sir... dinner at six, let us not keep them waiting" he said. Kerkor "Kirk" Kerkorian (not to be confused with Jack Kevorkian... 'Doctor of Death') is the majority shareholder of MGM MIRAGE, Inc. and owns about 51.65% through his private investment firm, Tracinda Corp. His net worth in 2007, according to Forbes Magazine, is $18.0 billion, and at 90 years of age, now relies on Verian for most of his business related decisions.
Our stay in the 9,000-square-foot, three-bedroom Two Story Sky Villa was unbelievable. Verian and I received the royal treatment, including access to a cantilevered Jacuzzi with clear views of the Strip, a butler, poker table, private gym and media room. It was a good thing Verian had connections, because at a princely per-night price of $25,000 for our Sky Villa, I may not have been able to join the likes of Doyle Brunson, Jennifer Harman, or Johnny Chan at the poker table. I would have instead been in my suite playing online poker with kingvspades, willc_49er, hotshotschamp or briereyote eating 7/11 nachos and drinking B&J Wine Coolers.
While in Vegas, we were able to catch a few shows, one of my favourites being David Copperfield. After his show, Verian took me back stage to meet David Kotkin (Verian convinced him to change his last name to Copperfield for professional reasons) and get an autographed photo. I asked David if he could show me some magic and he said "sure, what would you like me to show you?" I asked that he show me how to make chat scrap disappear, and I would be forever grateful. Neither Verian nor David laughed, though I know Verian was holding back. I thought it was funny, myself... oh well. Too soon had our 4 night/3 day trip come to an end in Vegas.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania here we come.
Verian was to meet with Pittsburgh Steelers owner Dan Rooney and head coach Mike Tomlin for two days to discuss the poor 2nd half performance of the 2007 season. It appeared that Tomlin was 'shaking in his boots' upon Verian entering the meeting room. Verian was able to persuade Rooney into hiring Tomlin and now Tomlin I'm sure was thinking he was on his way out. As the meeting was about to begin, I was asked to leave. Here, Verian is assisting with the re-building process of the Steelers while I'm outdoors, running around trying to stay warm, and seeking an autograph of Steely McBeam, the teams mascot, to go with my David Copperfield autograph. WTF?!? When I finally caught up to Verian eight hours later for dinner, he says he, Rooney, and Tomlin spoke of:
- Expanding the offense... Problem is, the offense is mired in stale predictability and rampant grab-bagism.
- Restoring depth... Every team has injuries and the ones that actually possess some depth are far better able to handle the challenge.
-The need for speed... The lack of speed is rampant all over the roster. At WR, Nate and Holmes provide good speed, but the plate is bare after that.
- Fix the Blitzing... The blitz packages of the ’07 Steelers were about as senseless and futile as any ever presented in the modern-day NFL, with no coherent approach to timing and spacing. Overall a boring trip for me, especially since I am not a big fan of the Pittsburgh Steelers.
New York City, here we come.
Verian and I were welcomed by Ty Warner himself at the airport. Ty Warner you ask... is the owner of the Four Seasons Hotel in New York, but better known for launching the Beanie Babies back in 1993. Ty became a billionaire when the niche collectible became a nationwide fad. Verian met with Ty on this trip to share his thoughts on yet another idea, as he did with the Beanie Babies years ago. As they discussed their plans, I spent my day in the Four Seasons Ty Warner Penthouse, which occupies the entire 52nd floor of the Four Seasons Hotel.
The Ty Warner Penthouse offered a breathtaking 360-degree view of all Manhattan. With TVs programmed for every channel worldwide, unlimited global telephone calling (no, not unlimited phone sex), the services of both a personal butler and a personal trainer/therapist, and a private chauffeur for unlimited travel during my stay (with a choice of a Rolls Royce Phantom or a Mercedes Maybach), I was thinking Verian could take all the time in the world he needed. I didn't leave the Penthouse for 3 days. When I needed air, I went to the outdoor Zen garden with a green Bowenite waterfall that overlooked downtown Manhattan and the Statue of Liberty. Yeah, I had just a little bit more fun in New York, than I had in Pittsburgh.
When I finally caught up with Verian, I asked where our next stop was going to be. "You tell me, anywhere you want to go is fine with me" he said. I asked that maybe we can spend a few days out with the ladies, maybe a little romance (aka one-night stands), have a few drinks, wild sex... anything but hanging out with your business partners. Quite frankly, Verian, I'm tired of you showing off... LOL!!!
So off to Rome we went.
We stayed at the Villa La Cupola Hotel Westin Excelsior... home of of Europe’s largest hotel suite. Compared to the Ty Warner Penthouse, it was nothing but a Motel 6 to me. So as I'm kicking back watching a movie from a private cinema with Dolby surround sound in my suite, Verian calls down from the floor above (the fitness area and Jacuzzi) and says that the Pope is giving Mass in front of thousands of people tomorrow and that we should go. At least Verian won't bail on me here, so I figured why not. When we arrived at the Vatican City, Verian and I start working our way through the crowd towards the front. As we get to the front row, Verian says to me "be right back"... and I'm thinking what the heck, why didn't he take care of business at the Hotel?
So 15 minutes go by with Verian nowhere in sight. I'm thinking, this is his idea, and now he's not here. The Pope then comes out onto the balcony and right there beside him is Verian! I'm scratching my head as the Pope and Verian wave to the crowd, and remember saying to myself, don't tell me he knows the Pope also?
Shortly afterwards, I passed out. Verian later came back and found me on a stretcher and was yelling "Wake up! Wake up!" When I came to, Verian asked, "what happened?" I looked at him and said, "okay, I can see "Kirk" Kerkorian, I can see Pittsburg Steelers owner Dan Rooney and head coach Mike Tomlin... I can see Ty Warner... hell, I can even take you knowing the Pope... but when two young ladies in Not2Visible_31 and aka_rockin_canadian_girl standing next to me asked 'who's that up there standing next to Verian'... that was a little more than I could handle! "Just take me home, Verian."
"America, make our FOUNDING FATHERS proud! Vote Ron Paul for President."
Let me guess, Verian... you met Ron Paul originally while living in the Pittsburgh suburb of Green Tree, Pennsylvania? That would be better than hearing that the two of you were on the debate team at Gettysburg College.
Many of you reading this THINK you know who this individual is... and I'm betting you just said to yourselves "yeah, he knows everyone alright... everyone in NHL:1... and the other chat forums he visits." "How can he not know everyone, he's been a Yahoo! Messenger member since March 9, 1998.
Verian is truly the Wilt Chamberlain, Peter North, and Giacomo Casanova of Yahoo! chat rooms, FACT!!! Verian has 'spermed' a woman from 185 out of the 192 countries that The United Nations recognizes. (I'm thinking Internet access is not available in those other 7 countries) See, some people collect stamps, others collect coins... Verian collects women... and is a bona-fide pick-up artist who is extremely confident and respectful. But it just isn't the chat women that he knows. I must say, that after spending time with Verian, I am a believer now in him knowing EVERYONE in the whole world. Allow me to share part of our time together...
After coordinating our busy schedules we agreed to start our journey in Las Vegas. I arrived at LAS as scheduled and was promptly greeted by Verian's hired chauffeur. "Verian and Kerkor are waiting, Sir... dinner at six, let us not keep them waiting" he said. Kerkor "Kirk" Kerkorian (not to be confused with Jack Kevorkian... 'Doctor of Death') is the majority shareholder of MGM MIRAGE, Inc. and owns about 51.65% through his private investment firm, Tracinda Corp. His net worth in 2007, according to Forbes Magazine, is $18.0 billion, and at 90 years of age, now relies on Verian for most of his business related decisions.
Our stay in the 9,000-square-foot, three-bedroom Two Story Sky Villa was unbelievable. Verian and I received the royal treatment, including access to a cantilevered Jacuzzi with clear views of the Strip, a butler, poker table, private gym and media room. It was a good thing Verian had connections, because at a princely per-night price of $25,000 for our Sky Villa, I may not have been able to join the likes of Doyle Brunson, Jennifer Harman, or Johnny Chan at the poker table. I would have instead been in my suite playing online poker with kingvspades, willc_49er, hotshotschamp or briereyote eating 7/11 nachos and drinking B&J Wine Coolers.
While in Vegas, we were able to catch a few shows, one of my favourites being David Copperfield. After his show, Verian took me back stage to meet David Kotkin (Verian convinced him to change his last name to Copperfield for professional reasons) and get an autographed photo. I asked David if he could show me some magic and he said "sure, what would you like me to show you?" I asked that he show me how to make chat scrap disappear, and I would be forever grateful. Neither Verian nor David laughed, though I know Verian was holding back. I thought it was funny, myself... oh well. Too soon had our 4 night/3 day trip come to an end in Vegas.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania here we come.
Verian was to meet with Pittsburgh Steelers owner Dan Rooney and head coach Mike Tomlin for two days to discuss the poor 2nd half performance of the 2007 season. It appeared that Tomlin was 'shaking in his boots' upon Verian entering the meeting room. Verian was able to persuade Rooney into hiring Tomlin and now Tomlin I'm sure was thinking he was on his way out. As the meeting was about to begin, I was asked to leave. Here, Verian is assisting with the re-building process of the Steelers while I'm outdoors, running around trying to stay warm, and seeking an autograph of Steely McBeam, the teams mascot, to go with my David Copperfield autograph. WTF?!? When I finally caught up to Verian eight hours later for dinner, he says he, Rooney, and Tomlin spoke of:
- Expanding the offense... Problem is, the offense is mired in stale predictability and rampant grab-bagism.
- Restoring depth... Every team has injuries and the ones that actually possess some depth are far better able to handle the challenge.
-The need for speed... The lack of speed is rampant all over the roster. At WR, Nate and Holmes provide good speed, but the plate is bare after that.
- Fix the Blitzing... The blitz packages of the ’07 Steelers were about as senseless and futile as any ever presented in the modern-day NFL, with no coherent approach to timing and spacing. Overall a boring trip for me, especially since I am not a big fan of the Pittsburgh Steelers.
New York City, here we come.
Verian and I were welcomed by Ty Warner himself at the airport. Ty Warner you ask... is the owner of the Four Seasons Hotel in New York, but better known for launching the Beanie Babies back in 1993. Ty became a billionaire when the niche collectible became a nationwide fad. Verian met with Ty on this trip to share his thoughts on yet another idea, as he did with the Beanie Babies years ago. As they discussed their plans, I spent my day in the Four Seasons Ty Warner Penthouse, which occupies the entire 52nd floor of the Four Seasons Hotel.
The Ty Warner Penthouse offered a breathtaking 360-degree view of all Manhattan. With TVs programmed for every channel worldwide, unlimited global telephone calling (no, not unlimited phone sex), the services of both a personal butler and a personal trainer/therapist, and a private chauffeur for unlimited travel during my stay (with a choice of a Rolls Royce Phantom or a Mercedes Maybach), I was thinking Verian could take all the time in the world he needed. I didn't leave the Penthouse for 3 days. When I needed air, I went to the outdoor Zen garden with a green Bowenite waterfall that overlooked downtown Manhattan and the Statue of Liberty. Yeah, I had just a little bit more fun in New York, than I had in Pittsburgh.
When I finally caught up with Verian, I asked where our next stop was going to be. "You tell me, anywhere you want to go is fine with me" he said. I asked that maybe we can spend a few days out with the ladies, maybe a little romance (aka one-night stands), have a few drinks, wild sex... anything but hanging out with your business partners. Quite frankly, Verian, I'm tired of you showing off... LOL!!!
So off to Rome we went.
We stayed at the Villa La Cupola Hotel Westin Excelsior... home of of Europe’s largest hotel suite. Compared to the Ty Warner Penthouse, it was nothing but a Motel 6 to me. So as I'm kicking back watching a movie from a private cinema with Dolby surround sound in my suite, Verian calls down from the floor above (the fitness area and Jacuzzi) and says that the Pope is giving Mass in front of thousands of people tomorrow and that we should go. At least Verian won't bail on me here, so I figured why not. When we arrived at the Vatican City, Verian and I start working our way through the crowd towards the front. As we get to the front row, Verian says to me "be right back"... and I'm thinking what the heck, why didn't he take care of business at the Hotel?
So 15 minutes go by with Verian nowhere in sight. I'm thinking, this is his idea, and now he's not here. The Pope then comes out onto the balcony and right there beside him is Verian! I'm scratching my head as the Pope and Verian wave to the crowd, and remember saying to myself, don't tell me he knows the Pope also?
Shortly afterwards, I passed out. Verian later came back and found me on a stretcher and was yelling "Wake up! Wake up!" When I came to, Verian asked, "what happened?" I looked at him and said, "okay, I can see "Kirk" Kerkorian, I can see Pittsburg Steelers owner Dan Rooney and head coach Mike Tomlin... I can see Ty Warner... hell, I can even take you knowing the Pope... but when two young ladies in Not2Visible_31 and aka_rockin_canadian_girl standing next to me asked 'who's that up there standing next to Verian'... that was a little more than I could handle! "Just take me home, Verian."
"America, make our FOUNDING FATHERS proud! Vote Ron Paul for President."
Let me guess, Verian... you met Ron Paul originally while living in the Pittsburgh suburb of Green Tree, Pennsylvania? That would be better than hearing that the two of you were on the debate team at Gettysburg College.
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