Monday, January 14, 2008

Essentials of Life...

The below are my personal top 6 Essentials of Life. I am curious of those that read this what their top Essentials of Life may be. Surely I would hope that at least 1 or 2 of what I show will make your list as well.

1. Oxygen - Oxygen not only feeds tissue and is vital to life, oxygen will also; kill viruses, burn bacteria, singe yeast, and dissolve cancer. Disease states are anaerobic. All bugs hate oxygen. Cancer cells for example, feed off of glycogen (anaerobic respiration), and die in the strong presence of oxygen! Part of a healthy immune system is to have the circulation, rich red blood cells and clean thin blood needed to carry oxygen throughout the body to every nook and cranny thereby killing off anything that may be thinking of festering there due to the lack of sufficient oxygen. - People, get outdoors and inhale some fresh air!!!

2. Water - Evaluate what you drink. Your body is mostly water and needs water as its primary liquid. Since your body was designed to regulate itself internally, drinking external stimulants puts added stress on your body and interferes with the regulation of blood sugar. - Put down the soda cans and beer bottles, enjoy a nice glass of H2O or two!!!

3. Salt - Just like a lot of other food ingredients, eating a bit of salt is essential for us to stay healthy. Salt is made up of two chemicals - sodium and chloride, which have many uses in our bodies. Sodium is an important part of your blood, and it helps carry nutrients into your body's cells. Sodium also helps regulate your blood pressure and helps your nervous system transmit messages. All of these functions mean that eating a small amount of sodium is essential for us to stay alive. The chloride bit of salt is also useful. Your body uses it to make stomach acid to help digest food and kill off dodgy bacteria. Just like a lot of other food ingredients, eating a bit of salt is essential for us to stay healthy. -I'm sure with the super-sizing of Valu Meals your sodium intake isn't a problem here. Just remember, too much of a good thing, may not be good for you!

4. Potassium - Potassium is the third most abundant mineral in the human body, and the benefits of potassium have been studied for decades. Potassium acts as an electrolyte,taking on a positive or negative charge that helps regulate blood pressure, muscle contraction and keep your bodily processes working right. In order to keep your bodily systems working together, your body needs to maintain electrolytes like potassium, sodium and chloride in a careful balance. -Might I suggest a banana or orange in place of that banana cream pie, or orange flavoured creamsicle you consume daily? Or maybe fennel instead of that funnel cake you eat late at night?

5. Exercise - Evaluate how you exercise. Your body needs exercise that increases your heart rate, promotes muscle activity and aids neurological integration, so your body works as it was designed. Excellent exercises that achieve all three are swimming or walking correctly. - Doing finger push-ups by "right clicking" your mouse does not = daily excercise!!!

6. Oils - Essential oils are the oils extracted from flowers, seeds and roots of trees and plants. Known for its therapeutic properties, the essential oil paves way for easy transportation of nutrients to various cells of the body. These essential oils make it possible to oxygenate, without which the assimilation of nutrients in the body is not possible. Essential oils are extremely beneficial for treating muscular and joint problems. For those suffering from respiratory disorders, essential oils are of great value. It not only helps to maintain your physical health, but also takes the charge of ensuring your mental soundness. Essential oil massage truly soothes the nerve and makes the whole experience very refreshing and rejuvenating. -Wesson, Canola, or Whirley-Pop Real Theater Popcorn Oil is not on the list, people!!!


Okay chat scrap, I'm sure you are scratching your heads at this point asking, "wtf is she talking about?" "Oils, what the hell... maybe a little coconut oil while basking in the sun, that's about it?" "Potassium... "umm, I don't put anything in or on my body that I can't spell." "Salt? ... okay, let's raise the blood pressure even more."

I spoke with a few Ghost Town:1 chatters last night and this is what they had to say...

Cck2ca- "I would agree with Oxygen and Water as top essentials, but I also feel that chat should be on not just your list, but my list and everyone's list that reads this."

Flyereddie48- "Animal protein—flesh and dairy products—and refined grains along with chat are essentials of life in my book. And an ATV to get around town during the winter months here in Flin Flon."

Cudaguy- "Unemployment cheques and chat room romance is all I need."

alexovechkin- "If you can have a warm place to sleep, and be dry, and have something to eat; basically, and be clothed... that's really about it for me and my top Essentials of Life, and everything else that I enjoy, such as chat, is just a bonus."

Not2visible_31- "Three grand essentials to happiness in my life are... always having something to do, having someone to love, and something to hope for."

Pixie- "Abortion clinics, twinkies, attention, chat room boys like Nhlphi, and I'm set."

Forever Frantic- "Joe."

Land of the Shire- "My nine essentials that make true worth are... Loving, Learning, Laboring, Laughing, Lamenting, Linking, Living, Leading and Cristina."

Paul.Anthony84- "Peace, Love & Harmony! and my fave two chat rooms."

Thornton_19_ca- "WD40 for my wheelchair, Mary_Christine, and NHL:1 chat."

Jockoredwing53- "Medical marijuana and hemp, Swanson's TV dinners and Viagra."

I can't go on with the rest of the brief interviews I conducted, as it is just too embarrassing. And yes, most all that I spoke with, do list chat as an essential part of their life.

Sad.

Why is it that no one mentioned... Physical Health, Social & Emotional Strength, Education & Literacy? No hope maybe... who knows.

For those that I didn't have a chance to talk to and are reading this, leave me your thoughts.

I promise to be gentle in my responses back to you.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sonners' essentials are listed as the following:


Grandma, a basement, doritos, Yahoo! messenger, Xbox 360, hand lotion and a palm (clean or dirty), an online love affair, computer, welfare, decent typing skills, and once again, Grandma.

Things Sonners don't need to get by in life:

fresh air, healthy food, sunlight, a vagina/penis, an income, "real" friends/companionship, a night life, cell phone (you don't need one when no one calls you), social skills, a vehicle or any muscle mass.

Anonymous said...

Odd, I havent been in chat for 3 days. I wonder if there is another cudaguy you were talking to? LOL @ unemployment cheque!!

love cudaguy

PS Im owning bill in the hockey league this week. But thats nothing new. He has about as much hockey knowledge as the rest of you amerikan sonner twats!!

Anonymous said...

anyone know who this wierdo is? lol.theres a reference to nhl1 on the page

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=4448837

Anonymous said...

The only thing I need in life is constant love and affection from my chat boys, Kansas Joe and Dear Jonny. :: blush ::

Anonymous said...

I spermed jerzzey's anus lips

Anonymous said...

Thanks again for the great bbq jerzzey. We all had a great time in your dads backyard. Well, a balcony is a backyard isnt it? Things got a little crazy when you tried to play pivotman for our circlejerk though, instead of letting mary_christine lap up our dna spray as she was payed to do. Fortunately, we all got to take turns raping your fuzzy brown wink to make up for it. Btw, dean has clap of the yap and bill has some variation of mad cow disease on his pecker so if I was you Id get to a clinic STAT!! Tasha says she wants that double ended 2 ft black dildo back, and she fears your sister lost a ring in her pusheyhole during the fisting contest. All in all a successful get together for all of the crue!! yeahs!!

Anonymous said...

You fuckers told me you were clean!! Fuck guys this isnt funny!! My ass wont stop leaking blood and my jaw is sore as a sheeps arse in bills backyard!! I may have to get it wired shut and drink my green tea thru a straw thanks to you bastards. Just for that Im gonna post the video of dean slurping bills throbbing 4 inch member on youtube!! Im thru with you faggits and im quitting the sonners.

Anonymous said...

Oh and i can't for get the Curry! yeahs! =))

Anonymous said...

I love you Joe, dur i mean Jon. :D

Anonymous said...

Nitabunkin, Call me! Yeahs!

Anonymous said...

My favorite song! yeahs!


http://youtube.com/watch?v=HXEvwLAykbk

Anonymous said...

Paul sonned.

Anonymous said...

the cru pwns nhl chat and that rag doll cudafag calls a wife

Fact!

Anonymous said...

Only thing the cru owns are STD's and welfare cheques. FACT!

Anonymous said...

People should give the Sonners SOME credit for being smart enough to stay away from chat after being humiliated via blog. Exposure has that effect on people.

but chin up, tomorrow is another day.

=))

Anonymous said...

lol! Maybe the 'sonners' should start taking their own advice. Hypocritical analaysis is rarely productive!

Anonymous said...

lmao @ 'analaysis'

lmao @ the kanadian educational system

blogger I have a serious request:

either, stop publishing illiterate comments or I will delete this blogspot from my favorites, that simple...this blog is quite entertaining, but could use another coat of professionalism! Fact!

these kanadian L-)osers approach subjects and predicates like Superman did Kryptonite L-)

... Oh the Drama said...

Just a friendly reminder anonymous... chat is not part of everyday life for Sonners.

Anonymous, unlike you and your pathetic online friends, Sonners have jobs or careers to tend to. They have businesses to run. They attend sporting events unlike you losers that must rely on NHL:1, MLB:1, or NFL and NBA chat rooms for updates on events. Most importantly anonymous, WE have a family life and gladly accept and enjoy the responsibilities that come along with it.

Anonymous, have I not told you over and over that chat is but a place to visit, not a place to hang your hat and call home? LOL!!!

LOL at staying away due to being exposed.

Exposed of what? =)) To what? =))

Fact is anonymous, and the rest of you chat-scrappers reading this, there is not a day that doesn't go by where you don't think of the Sonners... FACT! ...hence your daily comments to this blog about us.

I'll spread the word around that you and your chat scrap buddies are thinking about us. Maybe WE can make a token appearance one night. Which night is good for you?

LOL at which night.

One more thing anonymous, then you can go weep in your bowl of porridge...

...you are absolutely right...

-Tomorrow is Another Day

... but your problem is, you need to stop adding... "and another dollar".

Think Big!

Think Bold!

Wouldn't it be nice to add a couple more zero's to those $1 bills or "Jewish Bankroll" that you carry around in your front pocket?

LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

Many many years ago
when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow
who was pretty as could be.

This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.

Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.

My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandmother too.

If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.

For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!

Anonymous said...

There was a young dancer, Priscillla,

Who flavored her cunt with vanilla.

The taste was so fine,

Men and beasts stood in line,

Including a stud by the name of billa.

Anonymous said...

-- Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth--

Anonymous said...

hey mary_christine we r done i hate u and nevr want 2 talk 2 u again.
if ur phone don't ring, you'll no its me
u loser

Anonymous said...

HEY MARY I'll marry you tomorrow, but can we honeymoon tonight

Anonymous said...

lol@the hypocritical BS being tossed around. Sonners don't have jobs, money or lives. LMAO@ sonners hanging out in chatrooms to keep up to date with the ongoings of hockey, baseball, football or their favourite pastime of pass the welfare cheque please. You're constantly in chatrooms because YOU can't AFFORD to attend games..get it right please!

A big LOL goes out to the American educational system. The adult illiteracy rate amongst Americans is sitting at 39%! LMAO! FACT!
lol@Kanadian... The American educational system is a joke! FACT!

In fact; I just received an email, from Bill explaining his plight! I shall share it with you all.

Bill Longfellow can tell you being illiterate is a guaranteed ticket to a nowhere life of poverty with no skills and no future. It's a cruel lesson that never leaves him as he puts in long hours here at the high school cafeteria in Detroit, Michigan.

"I'd get papers in the mail to be filled out and I wouldn't be able to fill them out so they didn't get done," Bill says. "I was never able to figure out that I had to pay a bill at a certain time of the month and if it wasn't paid at that time of the month then there was interest on it."

"I would have panic attacks in grocery stores if I had a cart in front of me or somebody behind me when I was trying to find what it was on the shelf that I wanted."

What is so shocking about Bill Longfellow's story is how common it is amongst sonners such as himself.

Since then Bill has moved on to mowing lawns.

-Cuda

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Anonymous said...

It's true, the sonners have disappeared, not because they have "lives" but because they have their little feelings hurt. God forbid someone makes fun of one of their own eh? LOL Just the other night Jocko was talking about how a certain little sonner girlfriend was so sad and mad that people were "sonning" her. LOL Oh grow up little sonner girlfriend its all in fun and games. Who cares if people made fun of you and your pathetic little life. I mean are u seriously ever going to meet these people. I can bet a million that you won't, and ill bet another million that your little sonner boyfriend will never meet you either. Hey ask Bolts girl if he has told her that he wants to meet her. She will probably deny it being that they are "secretly in like" and even if she said yes your little sonner boyfriend (jon) will probably deny it and you will believe him like you always do. Oh and boltsgirl becareful who you tell your secrets to, don't trust anyone :)

P.S. Tasha don't cry, you should be use to it by now :)

Anonymous said...

Yes,I have returned, Nnnnnnnnnn-Tasha my love.I thought of you alot today,as I spent a few hours online before my latest appointment with that money-grubbing ho of a shrink I'm seeing. Seems her rates have gone up since my last visit. She says I need "extra special help" in my case.Now I get a complimentary blow with every session of hypnosis.I'm confused though as to whether she's the one blowing my horn,or her male assistant:-ss I guess I should lay off the booze beforehand,huh?:|

Anyway,while I was online,I came across this video on YouTube. As soon as I saw it,it made me think of you,my precious. Oh,how I would've loved the two of us to dance our first dance as husband and wife to this song! I could just see it now...ahhhhhhh!!! Here it is,my darling,I hope it brings you the joy it's brought me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtJRNyPK-lc&feature=related

Anonymous said...

any big units on cam ?

where's shytowner ?

Anonymous said...

HA HA HA pixie stix SONNED that is what you get when you have an abortion you fat twinkie eating baby corpse eating fat zit faced 500 pound yokozuna whore. i am surprised anybody fucked you piggy they must have been blind or someone with a mental disorder.
did nhlpi happen to knock you up pixie? HA HA HA HA SONNED or perhaps maybe you screwed a pig you deserve to die for killing your kid i hope some slits your throat from ear to ear

Anonymous said...

STFU skinny_chelle l-)

go eat at burger, b*tch =))

you're the only person i know that can tightrope on a piece of used dental floss and not break it =))