State of Arkansas Residency Application...

I heard Mike92Chevy in NHL:1 the other night and he was talking about how nice it is to be in Arkansas. Those two months living with Bradshaw were hell on him. Mike wanted out sooner, but Arkansas would not let him in until his State of Arkansas Residency Application was filled out and completed in its entirety.

I hear Nhlphi would like to move in with Mike, as he too is tired of living under Bradshaw's roof.

Below, Nhlphi, is a State of Arkansas Residency Application. Take a few minutes to print off a copy, fill out the form, and submit as soon as possible.

1. Last name:____________________

2. First name: (please check one) You will still be acknowledge in chat by your birth name.
But while living in the state of Arkansas you must go by one of the names below.

(_) Billy-Bob
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Jack

3. Age:____

4. Sex:____(M)____(F)____(N/A)____

5. Occupation:

(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser
(_) Unemployed

6. Spouse's full name:____________________

7. Relationship to spouse:

(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet

8. Number of children living in household:____

9. Number that are yours:____

10. Mother's Name:____________________

11. Father's Name:____________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

12. Education:___1___ 2___3___ 4___(Circle highest grade completed)

13. Number of vehicles you own____
14. Number of vehicles that still crank____
15. Number of vehicles on cement blocks____
16. Model and year of your pickup(s):____________________196_

17. Number of firearms you own____

18. Do you have a gun rack?

(_) Yes
(_) No; please explain:____________________

19. Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

(_) The National Enquirer
(_) The Globe
(_) TV Guide
(_) Soap Opera Digest
(_) Rifle and Shotgun

20. Number of times you've seen a UFO____
21. Number of times you've seen Elvis____
22. Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO____

23. How often do you bathe:

(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Not Applicable

24. Color of your teeth:

(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)N/A

25. Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

(_)Red-Man


I don't know what took you so long to fill out this questionnaire, Mike. There's nothing to be ashamed of. Regardless of your situation, you are still one of the more respected men of NHL:1.

Good luck, Lou, or may I call you Billy-Bob?

Go Razorbacks!!!!!!