Mary, Mary, Quite Cuntrary...How does your bullshit grow?

So, last night I received an e-mail from a chatter who is relatively new to NHL:1. They've asked that I not mention their name as I did with Soapstud (my last blog), for fear of being called a stool pigeon. Honestly, I'm not 100% sure of who it is myself at this point, but close. I do know they have an obsession for Lindsay (butter_cup0) and Tricia (costergirl10). They did share a little information about the two ladies, which I will share with you a little later.

This chatter claims to have developed a love/hate relationship with Mary_Christine21, in just a matter of minutes. Too funny.

This is what they had to say.

"LOL, I love to hate her. She thinks she is God's gift to chat, God's gift to man. LOL at her thinking that if she wasn't with Jerzzzey this month, or if I wasn't with someone, that I would be all over that. From what I hear, Bradshaw is next in line, LOL. He has no class or taste either. A match made in heaven."

"I have a girlfriend here in a home that we just moved into together, blogger. My girl is a great cook, great in bed, and she lets me hang out with the guys anytime I want. Why would I want to jeopardize this over a chat girl who thinks of no one but herself?"

"Mary_Christine21 is selfish. I can tell by the way she acts towards others. If it isn't about Mary_Christine21, it isn't worth paying attention to, LOL"

"While I was chatting with Jerzzzey, Thornton, Selanne_Niedermayer, and Ross (the music guy), this geek Dak asks Jerzzzey where his chat girlfriend is. LOL at 2 minutes later Mary_Christine21 is in the room. Either she was lurking under a fictitious ID or Jerzzzey messaged her and she came a running, thinking the conversation was about her, LOL. I jokingly typed up the "call me" smiley to Mary_Christine21, and she tells me to fuck off. Don't flatter yourself, Mary_Cuntstine21, you're not all that, LOL. It is so easy to get into her head, as well as her thong too, I imagine. Then she Pm's me. I didn't respond back, LOL."

"I have seen her in the room before, but paid little attention. I know this type. I also hate this type. The play 'em and leave 'em type. And the, I'll talk to you when I'm good and ready type. I heard Jerzzzey took Mary_Christine21 away from Thornton, LOL, is this true, blogger?"

"Seeing as there were only 4-5 chatters in the room, I thought I would involve her in my chat session tonight."

"Big Mistake."

"This girl hasn't a clue in life, blogger. She can't take a joke, can't hold a civil conversation, and makes fun of everyone around her. You think she is a tad bit insecure, blogger? All she wanted to talk about was the fact she looked good on Thornton's big screen TV. I heard she begged Thornton to accept nude photos of Jerzzzey, and show them on his large screen TV for her to see. "Wow, Paul, it makes your cock look big now." LOL at that insult, LOL at now! Jerzzzey didn't understand. All 3 are fucked in the head IMO. Thornton was saying how gay he felt having them in his files, so he deleted them, even after Jerzzzey and Mary_Christine21 asked that he save them, LOL. Didn't you feel gay accepting them, Thornton? WTF is the difference?

"OMG, blogger, she even went off on you, LOL, claiming to know who you are."

"And yes, she called you a loser. What have you got to say about that, LOL?"

"Who are you, blogger, LOL?"

"Thank you blogger for reading this and hopefully posting it along with your thoughts. If you cut down the length of your blogs, I'll have to read them one day, LOL. Costergirl10 seems quite entertained by them, and constantly messages me, asking if I have checked out the latest. She is quite the pain in the ass. Butter_cup0 shows me her tits all the time, LOL. She's a freakish looking red-head that is OK to look at, but nothing you want to bring home to mom, LOL. She is an avid reader as well."
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Thanks for sharing, Sir. It's nice to see that the room is helping me out with some gossip. It shows me, that you as readers, for the most part, do care. I don't buy the fact that the blogs are too long for you. I know you're a loyal reader.

Thank you too, Hermes, your request will be honoured. I'll update you all with some sports, weather, business news, etc. And yes, an Erotic Story from time to time for those that Hermes commented so well on:

"Hell, I'm sure TONS of chatters could vicariously live through any characters you create that exist in a world with a REAL romance and/or sexual relations =))"

Sorry about that, Sir, where were we?

You're definitely right about Mary, she is very conceited or stuck up if you will. Just don't let it bother you. Remember, it's the Internet. Very few people are real on net, let alone the NHL:1 room. There are only a handful that speak the truth, and of course the Sonners are the majority of them, but this isn't about them today.

Yes, Mary comes across as very smug and arrogant in chat, but in real life, probably lives a lonely and humble life. Arrogance comes out of never being loved or cared for. Showing arrogance is a weak attempt to hide feelings that they are truly lower than others. Arrogance is usually a sign of low self-esteem. Mary comes off the way she does because many people are secretly impressed by it... and look up to people who are like that. Paul claims to know her best, Sir. Try making friends with him and Thornton. (And yes, Mary and Thornton were an item but Paul eventually won her over.) They tend to share their deepest thoughts and most intimate secrets with one another. Try also Alexovechkin, (Jimmy) as he won't give up until he gets the answer(s) he wants. His persistence usually pays off. I know he has had a few conversations with Mary and would probably be more than happy to share the details with you.

The way to combat her arrogance, Sir, is to go with the NO--repeat, NO-- attention method. If no one was there to look at acknowledging Mary, then it wouldn't be worth it for her to act the way she does. So you did good by not responding back to her when she messaged you. Most end up giving in to her because they want pictures of her. If you want those, ask Bradshaw, he has plenty. He's one that will not hesitate to to post them, though you may have to guide him through it.

Mary is probably upset with me due to the fact that comments are posted about her on this blog that she feels are not true. I am not responsible for those negative comments made towards her or anyone. I am responsible though for giving those that do post, the opportunity to voice their opinions anonymously via the blog. This is easier than creating a fake ID through Yahoo, and then face the fear of being placed on ignore while in chat before posting their comment. There are no ignore buttons here, there are no deletions of posts being made. I know that with the good posts, come the bad posts, and with the bad posts, come the ugly posts. Most of the negative comments made towards Mary I do agree with unfortunately. For this is probably another reason why Mary thinks I'm a loser. She, like anyone reading this, has the right to voice their opinion at anytime they'd like.

Fifty-percent of the readers think I'm a loser. That's OK. Seventy-five percent of the readers assume they know who I am. Which is fine. One-hundred percent of the readers have changed their minds numerous times on who I am. Hilarious!

Now take any whole number (non-negative integer), except zero, and multiply it by infinity. This will be the number of chat scrap that will have barely a clue of what I'm ever talking about... or what I'm trying to do for them.

Sir, in answer to your last question of who I am... and this will be the last time I respond to this...

...such information is secret and only will be divulged to my equals, of which there are few, in due time.

Where it goes from there, is up to them.

Happy reading! And remember...

...Tomorrow is Another Day!