LOL at Thornton voicing his opinion on Paul, saying he has lived a sheltered life. Thornton not believing a word Paul says. "LOL at Paul not getting laid in over a year... he's a liar, that pussy never got pussy" says Thornton.
Thornton ranting and raving about how Paul could spend 17 hours on the phone with Mary_Christine. Most in NHL:1 agree that they have in total, spent 17 hours talking to there significant others in 2 months, let alone 17 hours straight in one day. "How gay is that" Thornton says.
Isn't this old news, Thornton? Get over it already, Mary doesn't want you.
Bradshaw says that Paul could fly out, tap that ass for an hour, and fly back in less than the 17 hours he spends on the phone phone jacking off to Mary. "That is one nasty cunt, you should hear how they talk about her in MLB:1" says, Bradshaw.
Jockoredwing53 says Paul has no stamina, he would last 5 minutes with Mary.
Thornton says Paul would cum in the airplane on the way there and not be able to get it up for Mary.
Thornton laughing at the fact Paul ever played football. "He's too much of a pussy to play sports."
Flyereddie48 saying Paul can't afford to pay attention, let alone pay for an airline ticket to California.
"I bet they're on the phone right now" says Thornton, "or Mary_Christine would be pm'ing me right now." "Everyone knows she likes it when I talk dirty to her." "Yeah I masturbated to her before, lotsa times." So what.
"LOL at Paul always asking Mary if she's pm'd me during each conversation they have" says Thornton. "Paul is a fuckin' idiot."
Thornton saying Mary_Christine will have a mentally handicapped and challenged baby if she ever becomes pregnant from all the weed she smokes.
Flyereddie48 saying that whoever impregnates her is a bigger loser than her. LOL!
Oz saying that California marijuana is tainted with mercury, as studies have shown California's soil to be heavily polluted. LOL at that.!!! With the farming and agriculture boom of California, that means a lot of people worldwide have polluted bodies as well.
Mercury pollution has a variety of impacts in the New York region. Ecosystems within the New York Harbor watershed are affected by both current and past emissions and deposition. People who eat local fish can be exposed to high levels of mercury. Oh no, another polluted state, Oz.
Don't forget Oz, that you're surrounded by the stuff... such as in fluorescent lights, switches, batteries, and thermometers. Let's not forget... film projection, photography, dental exams, photochemistry, water purification and street lighting. When certain lamps are broken during use or disposal, a portion of the mercury contained in them is emitted to the atmosphere. Have you ever broken a bulb or lamp? Have you ever received a flu shot?
Mercury is also used in dental amalgams (fillings), do you not have fillings Oz, wait, you're British, dumb question. Oz, the mercury in dental amalgam is a form of inorganic (mercuric) mercury that is less easily absorbed in the body than metallic mercury, but still.
Ingestion of large ocean fish such as tuna, shark and swordfish is the leading exposure source for methyl mercury for the general US population. Those segments of the population that eat significant amounts of freshwater fish and coastal fish can have even higher exposures. Oh no Oz, it's everywhere.
Pennsylvania is home to the coal-fired plant that's the worst mercury polluter in the nation, and the plants are collectively third worst in the country for mercury pollution. The Fish and Boat Commission has issued an official warning that advises people to limit eating fish caught in any lake, river or stream in Pennsylvania because of the widespread mercury contamination.
Oz sonned to oblivion. FACT!!!
It might help if you knew your shit, Oz, before speaking out. LOL!!! Shut your mush... as they would say in the the UK, no? LOL! Or "belt up" would work too. I'm sure you heard that quite often while growing up.
I don't intentionally look to wind-you-up Oz, but the things you say sometimes. LOL! Anytime you try and "son" someone Oz, it backfires on you. LOL!!!
Cheerio, for now!
And remember...
Tomorrow is Another Day!
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Oz is defenitly one of the bigger losers in nhl1 when it comes to making up "facts" on the spot. But he's not the only one. Sonners regularly get caught in little lies when they are being exposed as phonies and frauds. So do several others who choose to make use of the mic rather than type their shit, which is a shame, as the few seconds more it would take to type may give their pea sized frontal lobes that few exra synapses to realize that they have absolutely no fucking clue what they are rambling on about and should probably abstain from any sort of communication so as to not further make themselves look like jackasses.
Amen to that, anonymous.
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HaHaHaHaHa........
Where have all the good posts gone?
A coward (chat scrap) gets scared and quits. A hero (Sonner) gets scared, but still goes on.
Anonymous! First off, learn to spell! It is definitely not defenitly. HaHaHaHa........
Second, STFU!
And for you twinkie toes, who are you to back up chat scrap? You better hide under that fake ID. l-)
How to keep an idiot busy:
http://www.travellady.biz/coolstuff/idiot.htm
Woohoo!! I just shit out a sonner. I knew it was bill because of the little happy face at the end that was roflmao. But it wasnt a total waste. He is now out in my septic tank where he will ferment and eventually leach into my septic field. In spring I can enjoy the flowers in the feild knowing they are fertilized by sonners. Soon he will be joined by dean, tasha, jon and lardshaw, and finally contribute to humankiind in the big circle of life.
I'll never understand why people think I'm a Sonner! I lack the intelligents to son people like The Cru. :(
You better hide under that fake ID. l-)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thats all sonners do is hide. Do you idiot sonners not realize that you to hide. In fear? Fear of chat scrap at that, how fucking lame!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bill is trapped on a desert island with a sheep and a dog. After a few months, the sheep starts looking really attractive to him. However, whenever Bill approaches the sheep, the dog begins to growl in a threatening manner. Bill takes the dog to the opposite side of the island, giving it some food as a distraction. He runs back to the sheep only to find the dog growling at him. Bill ties the dog to a tree with a large leash. He goes back to the sheep only to find the dog growling with a gnawed off leash around its neck.
By now, Bill is getting depressed and frustrated. As Bill sits under a palm tree staring out to sea, a beautiful woman in a tight-fitting wet suit emerges from the surf. She asks him who he is and, taking pity upon his lonely state, asks if there's anything she can do for him. Bill thinks for a moment and then responds,
"Could you take the dog for a walk?"
l-)
My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're truly pathetic
And you're always broke
Your Star Trek uniform
Ain't impressin' me
You're sufferin' from delusions of
Adequicy
You're Pitiful... It's true
You never had a date
That you couldn't inflate
And ya smell repulsive too
What a bummer bein' you
Well ya just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know
says you have no chance
But you always have a job well I mean...
...As long as you can work that slurpie machine
You're Pitiful... It's true
You're in chat half undressed
Eatin' chips of your chest
While you're playin' Halo 2
No one's classier than you
Lalala la
Lalala la
Lalala la Loser
You're Pitiful... It's true
Your dog would much rather...
...Play fetch by itself
You still live with your Mom and you're 42...
...Fact,you'll never grow a clue...
...It must suck to be you
Y come Mike Chevy's blog received no comments :(
that poem about the sonners hits the nail right on the head!
Cuda has been sonned to silence once again!
cuda, how many people own a part of you? l-)
You clowns are fired. Your license to actively promote your litle gang of welfare whores as full fledged sonners has been burnt here at the church of sonnertology. It is suggested you may perhaps go under a diff name for your "cru". May we suggest something with a rainbow flag theme? May we also suggest that the whole lot of you suck on an exhaust pipe this weekend to rid the world of your non-essential existence. The tax payers will love you for it!! And the peaceful folks in nhl_1 will finally be rid of that collective pimple on their asses previously known as "sonners". You joined our church with such promise, and now leave as shamed examples of the failure of our once thriving religion. That little "BBQ" at jerzzey's house is the last straw. Sonners are NOT permitted to engage in homosexual activity. Nor are the allowed to be addicted to bestiality (bill). I wish you all nothing but the best in pursuit of your career goals. (LOL @ career) Peace out.
cuda now upset because he was sonned in the fantasy hockey league! Sonned so badly that he's scared to say a peep! SONNED!
Good luck at sonning me in a fantasy hockey league. Im sure youre referring to last evening when nuck was questioning my questioning him. By being a fly on the wall for a few minutes I got to hear some good stuff!! As per usual, I will eventually be proven right in this particular disagreement. Until then I would suggest expending more energy on finding a new name for your crue seeming how the grand poobah has turfed your asses. How bout 'welfare crue"...."living in moms basement crue"...."couldnt get laid in a chinese whorehouse with a sack of rice on my back crue"......"smart as a sack of foreskins crue". There are plenty of new names for your little internet gang. Have fun finding a new one!!! My latest conversation with king sonner indicated he may be willing to send a hit squad of his toughest sonner henchmen to keep you guys quiet if you dont comply with his orders. Even now there are literally dozens, well, ok ....2 pencil necked geeks (sonner toughs) stepping away from their dungeons and dragons collections in anticipation of his giving the executive order!! Be very careful rainbow crue (or whatever you call yourselves now). If you hear the silence of the night being torn asunder by the rasping puff of an asthma inhaler, its the hitmen coming!!!
FACT! You are too afraid to face the music in the fantasy league hence why you ran away saying nothing when Oz and Nuck sonned you into fantasy hockey oblivion! Nuck owned you! Just admit it! FACT!
Ummm...no he didnt...he was wrong about beech.......and he'll be wrong when sakic retires. Sometime by keeping ones mouth shut for a while you can allow the other person to talk himself into a corner. I uttered all of three comments. And the proof will bear itself out in the coming months. The fact of the matter is Oz raped a GM with marginal hockey knowledge, which is uncouth and unprofessional, but certainly not out of character.
Bwahahaha....wtf is a 'sonner_enforcer". Is that the geek who issues out clearasil to all you losers at the star trek conventions? Run for your lives!! He's got a pen protector and he aint afraid to use it!!! Got a new nickname yet for your little band of ass bandits?
LOL @ the crue having their title removed by King Sonner. How about the 'Flaming Faggots Crue"? Has a nice ring to it I think!!
Cuda is afraid FACT! Doesn't want to face the wrath of the sonners, so he runs away after getting his ass beat in a fantasy league argument! FACT! I own property all over the US, make $2 million a year after deductions! FACT! Cuda live in a cardboard box donated to him via the Canadian goverment. FACT!
ok bill.tell about your properties
I apologize for faking my military service :( I just wanted to impress Binds so I could get some chat pushey.
I applaud Verian's Vietnam War efforts and think him a great hero.
cuda sonned again! This is like taking candy from a baby lmao!
tell me about combat in nam dean?
youtwat.the only person who elieves you is YOU. cant even tell me what the caliber of an m16 is bitch!!! such a poser....at least pick a topic you have a hope in hell of ownig me at!!!! youve been exposeed on this one so ften its retarded!! recall the dog thig 9 monthas ago...then 6 moths ago, then 3 months ago, then tonite? get youre shit str8 dude. too bad you cant answer my militery oriented questions. obviusly a twat in nanas basement with no nuts to answer the call of your country. best of luck to you in life. the previous generation fought for an unjust war,,,,,the one before that fought after hitler declared war on them (even tho japs wacked em yanks wouldnt have the balls to join the war effort) in WW1 they joined up as an after thought and were led to the slaughter by a cynical british leadership after the canadians secured the western front with abstract (at the time) tactics. fact...yanks were fodder for krauts in ww1......and it was funny...and a bit of payback for being pussies not to fight in the first place....hmmmmm...kinda like ww2....hitler had to declare war on YOU before you helped out. pussies
As per yesterdays request. You are hereby ordered to cease and desist the use of our name. Now Ive got the heat crawling around here because you schmucks are throwing around death threats. And youre TYPING it!! How fucking stupid are you??!! I already have enough problems around here trying to organize our next sonnor meet and greet at Chucky Cheese's without your little merry hand clan stirring up shit with the law!! Any furthur use of the term sonnor in association with your "rainbow crue" will be libelous and subject to action from our lawyers. Keep your noses clean you didpshits!! I KNOW for a fact youve attracted the attention of the RCMP Internet Crime Dept. They have your name and address and are monitoring the situation until such a time as they have sufficiant evidence for a leak proof conviction. Hopefully this is the last time I will have to speak to you bunch of wannabes. Fare thee well "Rainbow Crue"
Hate Propaganda/Cyberstalking
People sometimes refer to stalking and other similar types of behavior as online predators, child predators, harassment or criminal harassment. For our purposes we will refer to this type of behavior in an online environment as cyber stalking. Cyber stalking generally refers to the use of repeated electronic communications to cause another person to feel like they or a member of their familiy is being threatened. The legal definition of harassment, according to Black's Law Dictionary, is:
"A course of conduct directed at a specific person that causes substantial emotional distress in such person and serves no legitimate purpose" or "Words, gestures, and actions which tend to annoy, alarm and abuse (verbally) another person."
The Canadian Criminal code section that applies to cyber stalking is section "264.1 (1) criminal harassment", and would in most cases be the mandate of the local police force in your city or town to enforce.
In addition:
A threat made against you or another family to cause death or bodily harm, to damage or destroy your personal property, or to poison kill or injure an animal that is the property of a person. This would be an offence under section 264.1 (1) of the Criminal Code of Canada - Uttering threats.
Cuda using law enforcement to try and scare sonners away! lol@that
You got owned again in the fantasy league by anti and oilers! sonned!
In response to "Sgt Hugh Jazz's" comment, I'd like to pose the following questions:
Under what or whose jurisdiction is the Internet? Whose laws apply?...and why? Also, with regards to s.264.1 (1) in the CCC, what does one do if s/he is being stalked by an online predator from a nation that does not have an extradition treaty with the "victim's" country of origin??? Good luck finding "justice" in such a case. L-)
In response to 'not2visible'. Just google death threats+internet. Do not worry your little head about the cross border stuff. The same laws apply in the US as do in Canada. You guys want to fuck around? You'll find out the hard way. As there are no 'borders' per se on the www...it doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure out that the cops up here can get in touch with your cops and take it from there. Ans YES virginia....you guys have the same laws.
LOL @ antifag owning anything besides a pair of tube socks (or a few cheeseburgers, albeit briefly) His record of perennial failure speaks for itself. A big yap does NOT, nor has it ever = hockey knowledge. In consultaion with King Sonnor, he has advised me to conduct all conversations with the 'rainbow crue' as close to the vest as possible. Be advised, the threat of law enforcement is real, and has been reported by yours truly. Sort out your shit in a hurry.
blogg = Pronk Power
CONFIRMED
Anywhere, anytime cuda! I will even purchase you an airplane ticket so I can use my fists of raging steel on your head.
pronks, yeah! =))
btw has anyone seen......
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lol at auto iggy l-)
Arguing on the internet is like winning the Special Olympics, even if you win, you are still retarded.
Anti can't afford to pay attention let alone buy me an airline ticket. Doesnt some of the "rainbow crue" have the cash to help out a fellow crue member? Better find a way to keep his face out of the trough and get him onto some self defence courses first their kiddies!!!
Didn't think so cuda! You're afraid of me! Can't say I blame you! FACT! SONNED!
Im afraid you'll try to eat me!!! Im sure not scared of you though. LOL @ someone like me being scared of 300lbs of cheeseburger residue. Best of luck in your self defense courses.
If you would like to meet for a good bout of fisticuffs I have absoultely no problem with that. In fact I would like to videotape the whole mess so it can be posted on youtube, and brought up and posted in the chatroom to furthur devalue your worth as a human being. Cough up a ticket!!! (if you can get the bag of doritos out of your piehole for long enuff)
give me your address and I will come and knock u out with one punch! FACT! No running now since I beat the hell out of you in the fantasy league! lol!
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