Greetings readers,
I am looking at putting together some information and conducting a few "in chat" seminars for the chat scrap of NHL:1. Sonners, if you can spare a minute of your time, I would appreciate it if you could send me some suggestions on each of the below courses.
Attendees will be invited on a first fail - first sign up basis. A "qualification" test has been attached for each course. Upon completion of this test, ask yourself if you feel you should attend. If the answer is "yes" simply post in the comment box that you are interested in attending or send me an e-mail. Please, no long drawn out sad stories, just a "yes" or "I am in need, but not at this time" response. This will help be in deciding whether a 2nd or 3rd session will be needed.
Classroom size is vital to quality education. It is historically proven that smaller class sizes can dramatically improve student achievement. I am sure you have noticed by now that there is room for 10 students per course. Upon receipt of your request I will transfer your name to the master list below. The updated list of attendees with confirmed dates and times of each seminar will be posted on Sunday, January 27th, 2008. Test early!
COURSE 001 - Combating Stupidity
http://www.quizrocket.com/stupid-test?gatherer_id=100332&gclid=CLiJ7PGagpECFUWoGgodqlMZFw
1._____nhlphi___________6.______________________
2._____pixie____________7.______________________
3._____dakilongmanok____8.______________________
4._____booman_________9.______________________
5._____thornton_19_ca___10.______________________
COURSE 002 - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut http://www.psychtests.com/tests/relationships/communication_skills_r_access.html
1._____oz_santwyk_______6._____________________
2._____mary_christine21___7._____________________
3._____bradshaw________8.______________________
4._____costergirl10_______9._____________________
5._____berrybusygirl_____10._____________________
COURSE 003 - Parenting: It Doesn't End With Conception http://www.familiesonlinemagazine.com/parenting-test1-08.html
1._____northercutie08___6.______________________
2._____flyereddie48_____7.______________________
3._____oz_santwyk_____8.______________________
4._____booman________9.______________________
5._____bradshaw______10.______________________
COURSE 004 - Get A Life: Learn To Live
http://quibblo.com/quiz/uInamP/Do-YOU-have-a-life
1._____paulAnthony84___6._____citygirl0117_____
2._____boltsgirlvl4______7._____canucks_girl44___
3._____ari_freaking_gold_8._____beautyislife143___
4._____bels_belfour_____9.___________________
5._____forever_frantic__10.___________________
COURSE 005 - How Not To Act Like An Asshole When You Are Obviously Wrong http://www.affirmations-for-success.com/self-esteem-quiz.html
1._____oz_santwyk______6.____________________
2._____alexovechkin8____7._____________________
3._____cudaguy________8._____________________
4._____briereyote_______9._____________________
5._____youdontknowjack_10._____________________
COURSE 006 - How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children http://www.quizilla.com/users/Kabevi/quizzes/How%20Old%20Do%20You%20Act%3F/
1._____oz_santwyk_____6._____________________
2._____flyereddie48_____7._____________________
3.___________________8._____________________
4.___________________9._____________________
5.__________________10._____________________
COURSE 007 - The Obtainable Goal... Real Friends and Lovers
http://www.quizilla.com/users/masterchiefluke/quizzes/Do%20you%20have%20any%20friends.(Answer%20truthfully)/
1._____flyereddie48______6._____cck2ca___________
2._____paulAnthony84____7._____ripstic1616________
3._____antiwhy_________8._____hotshotchamp______
4._____boltsgirlvl4_______9._____________________
5._____thornton_19_ca___10._____________________
COURSE 008 - You CAN Fall Asleep Without Chat if You Really Try http://www.abed.com/sleepcenter/sleepquiz.html
1._____paulAnthony84____6._____________________
2._____butter_cup0______7._____________________
3._____forever_frantic____8._____________________
4._____outovcontroll______9.____________________
5._____youdontknowjack__10.____________________
COURSE 009 - Understanding Your Incompetence
http://www.ihhp.com/quiz.php
1._____ari_freaking_gold__6._____________________
2._____bels_belfour______7._____________________
3._____thornton_19_ca___8._____________________
4._____canucks_girl44____9._____________________
5._____nhlphi__________10._____________________
COURSE 010 - Chat Room Addiction - Overcoming Your Dependency http://www.quizmeme.com/internetaddict/quiz.php
1._____paulAnthony84____6._____________________
2._____oz_santwyk______7._____________________
3._____cck2ca__________8._____________________
4._____boltsgirlvl4_______9._____________________
5._____cudaguy________10._____________________
Happy testing... and remember...
Tomorrow is Another Day
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16 comments:
I could've sworn that instructors had to be ed-jew-cayted in some sort of post-secondary institution in order to teach seminars??
Maybe Cudaguy's right-- our ed-jew-caytion system is going to shit!
it's good to see that Bill finally agrees with me. now if i can get the rest of you loser sonners to see the light
Bill owns you cudafaggit
LOL @ your daily obsession w him
My Corvette Sting Ray would smoke your pos barracuda...gtfo
Us Sonners need a few seminars, too, perhaps instructed by someone with --- hell ANYONE with some sort of life outside of the basement, that way we can try to better ourselves in all possible ways and discover that flourescent light doesn't supply the body with Vitamin D :)
I heard Nita cided, oh wait that was Jon, and it was fake, my bad!
This little piggie named vero went to market because she was out of twinkies,
This little piggie named linda stayed home and sat in chat all night because she has no life,
This little piggie katie had a side of beef in her wonder woman outfit
And this little piggie todd cried my "wee, wee, wee," is oh so small
all the way home
Sonner's monthly rent: 20 dollar per month internet connection.
Number of sonners who are still virgins: Countless!(Ask Pavel!)
Cuda smashing Bill's head in: Priceless! FACT!
=)) SOMEONE is pissed and apparently has NO idea who's behind the "exposing" so they (aka Nita) blame four people at once =)). Four people that I haven't seen around chat much anymore, as a matter of fact.
C'mon "Tasha," unlike you and your online boyfriend(s) some people have lives and you and I know most of the "accused" have barely been around in the last few months.
If I were you (god help me) I'd take another CLOSER look around me... Remember, trust no one & keep your "online friends" close but your enemies closer. You might want to re-evaluate who you have in your trust-circle at the moment....
and please, calling OTHER people "piggies" is somewhat calling the Indian tea-kettle black, isn't it?
smile Nita, tomorrow is another day, but Karma's a bitch, isn't it?
Remove my picture from this blog or you will be hearing from my attorney. Kissthecook999 is now my lawfully wedded wife, you dolt.
I am so disappointed in you, Ross! Just because your penis is small, you don't have to take it out on the Cru. The Sonners are here for us, Ross. They educate us and better our lives. Want something productive to do, Ross? Try penis enlargement! I'm fed up with your wee wiener, to be honest.
I find it somewhat ironic that the person offering these life courses would be #1 in all of the classes offered...
You run a blog based on a pathetic chat room. So how are you cooler or have LESS time on your hands than the suckers you've listed?
moron.
I really can't stand the fact that you pipoles are accusing myself, and Jon my love of writing this blog! I also wish that you pipoles would leave our love alone. So what if i will never meet him. Is that so bad? I mean nothing wrong with sitting infront of the computer waiting for him to log on. Who cares that he is talking to Bolts girl. I know even if he does talk to her on the phone that in all honesty he loves me. Even though he has never told me that he loves me. I know that he does. -- Nita
lol @ sonsational_sonner taking the seminars all too serious =))
you stay focused on distinguishing and differentiating your vs you're their vs there vs they're are vs our and educated vs ed_jew_cayted =))
i'll take care of doing what's best for the chat scrap of nhl1 l-)
oh_the_drama sonned to tears! Looking for attention! FACT!
lol@you losers thinking I'm the blogger.
cudaguy, is there a reason why you're obsessed with me? I don't think we've ever spoken before?
The blogger is obviously a man of great intelligence and human understanding. I officially endorse this blog!
Bill sonned to mowing lawns! Makes a blog to make him feel better about his no happening life! FACT! Get off the computer, find yourself a job, find yourself a blow up doll, the palm sister's, the knuckle shuffler's, a big jar of TandP anal lube(ask Paul or Thornton for some) and quit being a social services statistic!
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