Cck2ca sonned to Hell...

One day a guy is sonned from NHL:1 chat and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...

Demon: Why so glum chum?
Cck2ca: What do you think? I'm in hell without my computer.
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here... you a drinkin' man?
Cck2ca: Sure, I love to drink. Love all drinks, but I love NHL:1 more.
Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, Tequila, Guinness, and wine coolers... we drink until we throw up and then we drink some more! Cck2ca: Gee that sounds great, but what about an internet connection?

Demon: You a smoker?
Cck2ca: You better believe it! Love the smoking, but I also loved NHL:1 chat.
Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?
Cck2ca: Wow...that's...awesome! But can I smoke while I'm in chat?

Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Cck2ca: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling. Did I mention I love NHL:1 chat?
Demon: Because Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.
Cck2ca: Can I get online and tell Dean about this place, he loves playing AP?

Demon: You into drugs?
Cck2ca: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean... anyway, where can I find a computer? Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if you overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares!
Cck2ca: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place! Can I get online and tell outovcontroll?

Demon: You gay?
Cck2ca: Uh no.
Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays.
Cck2ca: Why, I don't get it?
Demon: Oh, you're going to get it, now STFU faggit!