Oz, with some friends of his, are working on a B2S project that involves for-hire killing machines.
"I'm actually working on the "Ninja" component of the project, says Mr. Oz_Santwyk" of NHL:1. "His and Her. Fiance are going down, Book it!" Oz then screams over the microphone just as His and Her.Fiance leave the chat room... "and don't come back into my room, or I'll boot you again." How funny is that? Mr. big, bad, Oz getting tired of being pushed around by His and Her.Fiance. Anyway... back to "hacker and booter wars" in a bit. And of course his B2S project.
This is usually what I picture Oz doing when he wakes up in the morning. First he boots up his personal laptop (wife's actually) and starts heating up breakfast for his daughter and himself in the microwave. From there, I see him going to the living room, turning on the television and VCR, and searching through the collection of babysitters he has stacked up on the coffee table. Will it be Barney, Kermit, or Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa and Po today? There is nothing Amelia likes more than those four frolicing faggits playing in the idyllic Teletubbyland, while a baby's face in a sun coos and laughs. Yeah right, that poor girl. Amelia must be wondering when she'll get to frolic and play outdoors with mommy and daddy.
Next I see Oz moving over to his couch and staring at his wife's laptop, scratching his head wondering why it takes so long to boot up. Once his wife's laptop boots up, I see Oz chatting via Instant Messenger, checking e-mails and twitter, but most importantly working on his hacking projects. Somewhere in between that time meals are consumed. For a diversion, he'll play World of Warcraft. By the time he crawls into bed alone, his hands ache and eyes hurt. MY GOD, what a pathetic existence.
Yeah, I know, nothing that you haven't heard before. I'm thinking we have a new reader or two and I wanted to fill them in on part of Oz's daily life.
Okay, back to hacker wars. I understand that His and Her.Fiance have taken over NHL:1. They generally are the first ones into the room at approximately 2:00 AM eastern time each morning and start filling the room with bots. They will serenade each other with I love yous and music throughout the night. They mean no harm, that is until you mouth off to them. Take Oz for example. They argued roughly for the first time for about 3 minutes. They exchanged threats back and forth and they fought over the mic.
"I'll boot you, King" ... "I'll hack your shit, Inferno" ... "You don't know who you're messing with, Inferno" ... "I'm warning you, King of shit talkers, don't try anything" ... "Don't make me do it, Inferno" ... "Go for it you fucking noblet, King"... and then there was one. Oz wasn't seen for 3 hours I was told. When will he learn? It had happened all day that day I was told. Oz would come in, run his mouth, then announce to the room he had to go. He went alright, but it was never by choice. Flyereddie48 said in the room one night that Oz had been hacked, that he couldn't log on all day, and that when he finally was able, he couldn't access any of his Yahoo Id's. Oz blames Bill for the troubles of his wife's laptop... see below.
Anonymous said...
bill you think its funny to give that inferno fuck all my info ? youre done son hope you like reformatting im gonna rewrite your dos bitch woooooooooo
March 25, 2008 10:55 AM
I didn't even know Bill came into chat anymore. I haven't seen him in over a year. WTF, Oz? Is anything ever your fault?
spliff81 said...
Any truth to the rumour that the Almighty Oz has been hacked for the 2nd time? I'm sure Oz will come in the room one day saying he was out of town. l-)
April 1, 2008 8:40 AM
I'm not sure what excuse Oz used, but I'm sure some of you heard.
baked_trout_sprinkled_w_lemon said...
i'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack beotches!!i heard oz has been 'making phone calls' to yahoo assassins =))oz threatening to wipe out his/hers, sharkfan_in559, talker_a_talker, and the rest of the cru... he says to look out for Y! assassins "kid_chaos" and "squirrely2" this weekend in nhl:1!! =)) =)) =))stay tuned 'scrap! the chat apocalypse might be imminent! =))
April 2, 2008 5:24 PM
So, back to Oz's B2S project. As you can see, all hell is going to break loose this weekend. Oz and his "assassins" vs. His and Her. Fiance. If I were a betting man, I'd bet that... (1) Oz doesn't show this weekend and (2) when his "assassins" do, they won't be around for long. Oz frantically working long days and nights putting the finishing touches on B2S. I'm thinking Oz took this name from the Sonners. B2S or Back to Shelf (remember back in the day when a computer was going to be "sonned back to the Wal*Mart shelf ") I'm told will shut down Yahoo for a 9th time. Oz of course is responsible for the first 7 of 8.
My advice people, stay away from chat this weekend. Go outdoors and enjoy a little sunshine and some fresh air. If the sun isn't out yet in your area, go out and enjoy the fresh air anyway. Build a snowman, do some ice fishing, rent a snowmobile, etc... you get the picture. Right?
If you choose to enter chat, don't be scared. This is how I see it... hackers and booters have a lot to share with ordinary computer users like yourselves. If you can get past the fear that most people have of hackers and focus on the skills that they possess and the measures that they take to protect themselves, then interesting knowledge can be gained. Even the common garden variety of hacker has a lot to share with those of you that are less computer literate. Hackers spend inordinate amounts of time delving into computers, and more to the point looking at computer security. Rather than fearing the hackers, you can take a page from their book, and focus a little on how to secure your computer.
My suggestions are:
Antivirus:
http://www.symantec.com/
http://www.trendmicro.com/
http://www.grisoft.com/
Spy-ware Removal Tools:
http://www.safernetworking.com/
http://www.lavasoftusa.com/
Firewalls:
http://www.agnitum.com/
http://www.zonelabs.com/
http://www.tinysoftware.com/
http://www.kerio.com/
http://www.sygate.com/
yahoo anti boot at Free Downloads Center:
http://www.freedownloadscenter.com/Best/yahoo-anti-boot.html
Oz if you're reading this (LOL at if) allow me to share some information I have received from His and Her. Fiance. Have you ever heard of the Chaos Computer Club, based in Berlin? Inferno was a member of Chaos who was responsible for breaking into US military computers and selling the secrets to the Russians. If you haven't heard of them, have you heard of the Cult of the Dead Cow? The Dead Cows found such a hole in every version of the Windows operating system, which potentially allows other people to spy on computers using those systems, or even remotely control them from the Internet. Guess who was part of that too, Oz?
My suggestion Oz is to not visit NHL:1 this weekend. Go out and enjoy the weekend with your family. If you so choose to visit, don't be dumb. Oz, maybe if you're nice, I'll talk to Inferno. I'll ask that he be gentle. Maybe just scare you a little. Who am I kidding? Good luck Oz, to you and your Y Assassins, and of course with your B2S system.
Go Penguins!
Ovechkin = MVP!
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6 comments:
the day of reckoning is near. i will be in nhl:1 at or around 3 PM PST representing the sonning cru. baked trout says that if he makes it back from the caymans tomorrow, he will be there as well. i hope to see you there blogger. peace.
Thanks for the info on how to track down these 2 international felons blogger. I would suggest dis-associating yourself from these 2 individuals asap, so as not to implicate yourself when we take them down. Thanks to loose lips such as yours (or is it just blatant bullshit) we should have no problem catching, and successfully prosecuting for espionage (among other things). If you are infact lying, you can and will be charged for a few different items, as is seen fit by Homeland Security. Spreading false information about an innocent is almost as bad as the acts perpetrated by the actual criminals. You can expect to be charged and fined all dollar amounts relating to the investigation of innocent people. Guten Abend
I saw Katie and Bels in chat like 4 times. Under the names they use dum dums. If they were hiding why would they go in there. No one even said shit to them. I thought that was funny. You guys talk about them all the time. Including Tasha, yes you do because i have seen you. Yet when they are in there, nothing is said to them. The only one i have not seen is Sherry_berry or dot_loop. So sonners own nothing, if they did, why wouldn't you say anything to Katie, and Bels?
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=)) at staff sft =))
lol at you taking anything down but your pants for chat scrap l-)
stfu you jealous faggit =))
lmao, did the blogger hurt your feelings? =))
go back to eating pork rinds and drinking yoo hoo's l-)
The only person that all_sonners_will_be_exposed45 will expose, will be himself, to the little boys and girls at the city park. l-)
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