Did you know?...According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular. What flavour were the ones Mary_Christine sent you, Jerzzzey? Was it smegma clitoridis... the secretion of the apocrine glands of the clitoris, in combination with desquamating epithelial cells? I seriously doubt they tasted like chicken. LOL!
Did you know?...In the Aztec culture, avocados were considered so sexually powerful, virgins were restricted from contact with them. LOL at Hotshotschamp sending Citygirl0117 two pounds of avocados a week and side cups of guacamole from Taco Bell for the last six months, and still not getting any phone sex.
Did you know?...The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years. I hear Ari_Freaking_Gold has had the same one in his wallet for five years now. Better throw that one out and get a new one, you never know when Bels_Belfour might invite you down to Texas, or maybe another trip to Toronto is in the works.
Did you know?..."Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. I'm not sure if it's a fetish or bad hygiene, but did you know, Cudaguy and Flyereddie48, that there is a cure for that? LOL at Cudaguy persuading one of those insects to suck his cock while he fingered another.
Did you know?...Studies show that women who went to college are more likely to enjoy oral sex (giving and receiving) than high school dropouts. Hence the reason Wildbp and Talker_a_Talker only associate themselves with the educated girls of the world. Sorry ladies, no GED = don't even think about PMing or calling either one of them.
Did you know?...A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex. Hoffa75ca shaving every 4 hours for 30 days in anticipation of sex with Costergirl then trying to slice his wrists with the same razor 2 minutes after cumming inside of her. I think his plan was to slice hers as well so she wouldn't bring any nasty rumours into NHL:1. Next time be prepared with an old-fashioned straight razor and leave the Gillette double-edged safety razor at home. LOL!
Did you know?...A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime. LOL at in a lifetime. Alexovechking8_2007 and Briereyote deposit that much sperm onto the chat room floors in a month... each!
Did you know?...The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. I thought it was Jockoredwing53 banging Wilma while Fred and Barney were pulling a train on Betty. xl_Five_lx can verify this as he was 'babysitting' Pebbles. Youdontknowjack was there also... beating off to Ann-Margrock pictures while eating brontosaurus ribs and pterodactyl wings.
Did you know?...For every 'normal' web page, there are five porn pages. Obi_Wan_Weis and JohnnyLaserbeam say it's more like 8 porn pages for every 'normal' web page. Ask Not2visible_31 and she will tell you that she had received dozens of obscene e-mails and links on an hourly basis from those two pedophiles... that is until she finally showed them her Birth Certificate on cam to prove that she was 23 and not 13. You would think being of legal age, she would have received more e-mails, not less, after proving she was an adult.
Did you know?...Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm. Yeah, well that's nothing compared to Sherry_Berry27, the most celebrated sex icon of NHL:1. She once posted on her myspace blog that she never experienced an orgasm despite being married for years, being with 11 real life men and 14 women after her separation, and seducing 47 chat men during her marriage and separation. She claims to have faked all 11,742 orgasms in the 8 years that I have known her. Do the math. LOL!
Did you know?...A U.S. News and World Report poll found 50 percent agree that it is better to remain a virgin until you marry, and 39 percent felt it's better to have sex with a few different partners before settling down to marry. The other 11 percent, who rotate in and out of NHL:1 chat will never marry or have sex. You know who you are. Too many to list. FACT!
Did you know?..."Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis. I'm thinking Dakilang_Manok and Heartofdixiechat can relate to this.
Did you know?...All Humans Are 99.9% Genetically Identical and 98.4% of human genes are the same as the genes of a chimpanzee. I started to make a race_cyst comment but thought twice. Use your imagination on this one.
Did you know?... Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. All you pimply faced, oily haired female 'scrap are frantically trying out each Benzoyl-Peroxide cream, shampoo, and conditioner possible in trying to hide the fact that you aren't getting laid. Again, too many names to list.
Did you know?...Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. That explains why Forever_Frantic watches porn and masturbates often. Someone in California refuses to slip her his penis.
Did you know?...Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. That explains why Outovcontroll is having sex daily with Screamingheadtrip. Not only is it safe therapy and more effective, it's a hell of a lot cheaper than Valium. And she's a neighbour, which makes it convenient.
Did you know?... Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. Now you didn't think I would go a whole blog without throwing Mr. Oz_Santwyck's name in it, did you? Oz, being the Brit that you are, you should use the above advice. I know it's been some time since you've kissed your wife. I'm sure it's been even longer since you've been to the dentist. Might I suggest a kiss in the morning, a kiss before your wife leaves for work, a kiss when she gets home from her 3rd job, and a kiss before you tuck her into bed. Repeat as necessary... until your four remaining teeth fall out, or until they shine so bright to where they don't look like four kernel's of corn protruding from your gums.
Oz, I don't suggest kissing your daughter, as you never know where your wife's lips have been. What won't work either Oz, is the kissing of asses of the Sonners and the dynamic duo in His and Her.Fiance.
Where were you Saturday, Oz? Were you hiding?
Oz sonned from chat!
Fact!
Remember Oz... Tomorrow is another Day... feel free to join us in chat then.
LOL!
Oh The Drama
...another NHL:1 chatter bites the dust...
- ... Oh the Drama
- Please, call me BAT-MAN. I come from a land down under. Where beer does flow and men chunder. Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover."
16 comments:
talker is a pussy, half a man..just like all his sonner friends
all_sonners is upset because talker speaks the truth, and the truth hurts =))......
all_sonners was sonned to silence yesterday by talker and his 'sonner friends' =))......
it's good to see that the first thing all_sonners does when he awakens is read and comment on the blog =))......
as far as i can tell, all_sonners, you haven't exposed shit...... well except for yourself as an avid and loyal reader of the blog =))......
and chat room lurker of course
From what I saw yesterday- there was no chat war. I do remember seeing all_sonners_will_be_exposed45 in chat each and every time I entered. There has to be more to life than enter chat and not say a word for hours, and then when you do, get "sonned to silence" as julyladybug said. Maybe you should consider a job and new life in Arizona, all_sonners. I'm sure Dean can help you get started. Plus you say you have family there also, so you won't be alone, right? Anything beats sitting around in waiting to get your ass handed to you on a silver platter, right? You are a disgrace to our city. GTFO
I own Will at Yahoo! Chess and Literati. Fact!
ninetythreerookieoftheyear, is that in reference to Drew's chat polls? i didn't know he was doing polls that far back. bring back the nhl chat awards!
Dear Sam Katz,
Why don't you STFU! Like we want him here. =))
yes by all means, bring back the nhl chat awards! and bring back my best friend, metal_darin!
I vote briereyote the greatest sonner of all-time! Any other warthy canidates ?
i vote for mother nature as the sonner of all time. look at what mother nature has done to the chat scrap of nhl:1 alone =))=))=))
nhl1 greatest sonner is not2nice, book it <:-P
Well I thought about writing a 2-page letter and reading it over the mic in chat congratulating Talker and his co-captain (myself) on his/our Stanley Cup victory in his/our first ever participation of a Fantasy Hockey League. Mary did this for Paul, somewhat, but her reading soon turned into hatred and bashing of fellow GM's. How tacky was that?!?!?
I soon realized how lame it was of Mary to make an announcement like hers with only 6 listeners in chat, so instead I decided to post a little something here, as there are more visitors to the blog than Mary had or will ever have in chat. :))
So congratulations honey, for a job well done! >:D<
Jon understands that it wouldn't have been possible without his players. Just in case some of you are wondering who we did it with, I am listing who was on our team at seasons end below:
Mike Ribeiro
Alexander Frolov
Alexei Kovalev
Jason Spezza
Bill Guerin
John Madden
Eric Belanger
Steve Ott
Pascal Dupuis
Ryan Smyth
Rene Bourque
David Backes
Ben Guite
Mike Grier
Jaroslav Hlinka
Doug Weight
Kent Huskins
Johnny Oduya
Kim Johnsson
Daniel Girardi
Max Talbot
Jean-Sebastien Giguere
Olaf Kolzig
Poor Patrice Bergeron, who sat on IR for all but 10 games of the season deserves a huggie. >:D<
Now for the other 191 players who also contributed throughout the season:
Tim Connolly Brendon Morrison Tom Poti Alex Burrows Daniel Cleary Chris Neil Craig Rivet Paul Gaustad David Booth Sami Salo Chuck Kobasew Zack Stortini Christoph Schubert James Wisniewski Adam Burish Riley Cote
Brett McLean Robert Nilsson Matt Cooke Chris Phillips Todd Fedoruk Scott Nichol Glen Metropolit Ruslan Fedotenko Rostislav Olesz
Chris Gratton Nigel Dawes Filip Kuba Toni Lydman Martin Hanzal
Anton Volchenkov Adam Foote Bret Hedican Eric Brewer Douglas Murray
Sergei Samsonov Guillaume Latendresse Randy Robitaille Kris Draper Kyle Okposo Greg de Vries Martin Gelinas Richard Park Alexander Edler Jeff Hamilton Torrey Mitchell Willie Mitchell Jeff Finger Brent Sopel Fredrik Sjostrom Scott Hannan Marty Reasoner Brian Pothier Boyd Gordon Samuel Pahlsson Dave Steckel Ethan Moreau Steve Reinprecht J.P. Dumont Michael Peca Dennis Wideman Josef Vasicek Adrian Aucoin Jarkko Ruutu Craig Conroy Marc-Andre Bergeron Maxim Afinogenov Devin Setoguchi Shawn Horcoff Scott Hartnell Jason Chimera Mattias OhlundAndrew Cogliano P.J. Axelsson Jeff Halpern Andrew Ladd Curtis Tyler Arnason Curtis McElhinney Brian Boucher Dan Cloutier Jonas Hiller Erik Ersberg Brent Johnson
I think I got everyone in. =))
LOL at flyereddie saying I can't get all those names on my Cup.
Watch me =;
Talkers philosophy to building a quality team was to stay away from all Toronto Maple Leafs players, and to stay away from any hockey player that Betsy or Rachel may have slept with. =))
lmao^
blogger,
please post an email address that I can contact you at...you ain't gonna believe what dirt I uncovered lmao
I will wait for your reply
ty
your all loosers
buff you loser allie tasted the sperm of dean before yours. sucka!!!!
sharks1419 (3/16/2008 4:16:33 PM): not fucking cool dean
sharks1419 (3/16/2008 4:16:40 PM): NOT COOL
sharks1419 (3/16/2008 4:19:44 PM): how could u do something like that huh?
sharks1419 (3/16/2008 4:19:47 PM): give out my number wtf
sharks1419 (3/16/2008 4:20:17 PM): u fucked with the wrong person
sharks1419 (3/16/2008 4:20:23 PM): ur done
sharks1419 (3/16/2008 4:52:59 PM): u r a fucking prick
Heres a clue. Dont give out your phone number to ANYONE in a chat room!! 3/4 of them are wierdos.
It's cute how much fun not2skinny_31 has with this blog.
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