A guy asks his girlfriend to marry him and she says yes, so he buys her a new car - a Lamborghini Countach. She loves this car and she goes every where in it.
One day she picks up her 2 kids from school, a boy and a girl. As they're driving down the road, a truck pulls out in front of them and they have a really nasty accident. Mom falls into a coma.
When she wakes up from the coma there is a doctor next to her and she quickly asks the doctor, "Where is my son, he was really good at football, he could have played for England and been better than Beckham?"
The doctor replies, "I'm so sorry, in the accident he lost his leg he won't be able to kick a football any more."
The woman asks about her daughter, "Doctor where is my daughter? She was really good at tennis and she could have been the best in the world and won at Wimbledon."
The doctor says "Sorry but in the accident she lost her arms and she wont be able to pick up a tennis racket any more."
She begins to cry.
"Doctor" asks the woman, "How long have I been in this coma?"
The doctor replies, " 6 months."
"So what's the date?" asks the woman
"April 1st" says the doctor.
The woman begins to laugh "So you were joking then weren't you?"
Doctor: "Yes I was, they both died on impact."
I'm guessing that some of what I see in NHL:1 today will go something like this...
Cudaguy... "Yeah, I owned me a Sonner today, April Fools!
Pixie... Hey everyone, I delivered that baby that you all thought I aborted, April Fools!
Sherry_Berry27... "I have never slept with nor cybered with a NHL:1 chatter, April Fools!"
Oz... I hugged my wife and daughter today, April Fools!
Ari_Freaking_Gold... These ExtenZe capsules really did make my dick bigger, April Fools!
Bels_Belfour... I lost 20 pounds in the month of March, April Fools!
Mary_Christine21... Jerzzzey is the only man I have had sex with today, April Fools!
Jerzzzzey... Mary_Christine21 has only had sex with me today, April Fools!
Costergirl... God I'm hungry, I haven't eaten anything all day, April Fools!
Talker_a_Talker... I just died on my motorcycle again, April Fools!
Flyereddie48... I didn't break up with Vero because of her true appearance, April Fools!
Buff_Lincoln... Yeah Allie, the power went out again, that's why I couldn't call you, April Fools!
(90% of the room)... Yeah, I got a job today, April Fools!
(^^same 90% ^^)... I have a life out of chat, April Fools!
Some will use this day, April 1st, to hide the truth...
Not2visible_31... I am a Sonner, April Fools!
Hoffa75ca... Costergirl made me sing You Give Love A Bad Name by Bon Jovi while ridin' me, April Fools!
Citygirl0117... I lurk and linger under 'So its just another Day' hoping to find Bill, April Fools!
Hotshotschamp... I tried to talk Linda into having phone sex with me, April Fools!
Youdontknowjack... Verian, noone isn't a word in the dictionary, April Fools!
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Dana's pussy smells like a field of flowers after a misty spring rain! April Fool's Day!
I've never cheated on my wife or any of my 11 chat girlfriends! April Fool's Day!
I thought buff's cock was huge until I tried taking the massive shaft of talker_a_talker. Never before has my pusheyhole been stretched to the extreme....mMmMmMMMm.
Talker, you make me wet sitting in class thinking about your massive wiener...I've got to have you..TONIGHT!
Tasha was the only one on Katie's facebook, and apparently Jon has all of Tasha's passwords. It might not have been Tasha, but it sure was Jon. I know this because Jon told me. Tasha once told me that Jon was so jealous about her facebook and myspace that in order for him to trust her she had to give him the password. This was when he disappeared from the chat world. Remember Tasha, when he wouldn't call, or email, or anything, when you started dating Bill. HAHAHAHAHAHA at internet dating, but then again, Tasha and Jon aren't really dating, at least not in Jon's eyes. :D
Tasha loves Jon! Trues!
Jon loves Tasha! Tasha is da fool!
u ppl cant seem 2 make up ur minds as 2 weather its tasha or john that exposed katie. just yesterday u all were certain it was tasha. now that tasha told katie it wasnt her u believe it john and only because he has tashas password 2 her facebook account. =))
u all crack me up histerically by getting so cot up in ths blog. i bet many u readers and posers have gone to bed with this blog on ur minds and have actually lost sleep over it. no big deal tho as most of u readers and posters have no responsbilitys in life and can sleep in anyway =))
i find it odd that as big a chat and atention hoe that katie is that tasha is the only 1 on her facebook friends list =)) if its so importent to expose the exposer ask katie who in chat is on her list =)) and go from there or is that 2 logicle =))
fact is it is one of those mentioned in the blogers last post that is hiding under the bels _beflour_sherry_berry_dot_loop id or no comment would have been made at all =)) the blogger owns u all.
fact is that it isnt tasha or jon who exposed katie =))
fact is citygirl lurks and spies on bill and jon because she wants to be sandwiched inbetween them but they want nothing 2 do with her. =)) revenge!
fact is todd cock is small that coming from the mouth of sherry_berry who knows cock well both in and out of nhl1 chat =))
fact is vero lurk and is still hurt by being exposed with fake pix, naturelly she blames tasha and jon for loosing eddie and vanbc =))
fact is bill/verian must be upset over the fact that his and tasha relationship lasted but 48 hours and is out 4 revenge 2 =))i didnt even no they were a chat cpl =))
have u noticed that 5 of those 7 r never seen in chat under there own ids anymore =)) yet they no more of whats going on then every1 else in the room and no of this blog =))
tasha and john r the only 2 that have nothing 2 hide =))
just a suggestion to those who lurk =)) dont go visible under ur main id than appear in chat 2.5 seconds later under ur lurking id =)) at least when u lurk say something now and then because when ur idle time of ur main id matches the duration of ur stay in chat under ur lurking id =)) its pretty obvious who u r. =)) at todd telling ppl hes working in arizona yet he's visible 24/7 and goes from idle 2 computer activity and back 2 idle every 30 minutes or so =)) if u work from ur comp todd y in arizona =))
keep posting blogger its funny stuff
Good job stirring up the shit, Sherry. You'll never be happy until everyone you know is unhappy.
sherry how could you? how could you expose my miniature penis on this blog? my neighbors chihuahua has never complained once about my size! take that sherry and take this blog and shove it up your monster pusheyhole
GET A FUCKING LIFE
i'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack beotches!!
i heard oz has been 'making phone calls' to yahoo assassins =))
oz threatening to wipe out his/hers, sharkfan_in559, talker_a_talker, and the rest of the cru... he says to look out for Y! assassins "kid_chaos" and "squirrely2" this weekend in nhl:1!! =)) =)) =))
stay tuned 'scrap! the chat apocalypse might be imminent! =))
Hey blogger, if you're so smart then tell me why one of my breasts is bigger than the other?
Also, can you tell me why each time Todd cums, whether it be phone sex or at my place, why he must fart afterwards?
this blog makes me really horny
=)) at sherrys_pushey_tastes_like_mitch_faller_and_2000_others said... =))
MYTH! There’s no such thing as the G spot.
FACT! Like the lost city of Atlantis, this pleasure zone’s exact location sparks great debate. There’s no consensus on where to find it. Some chat experts say it’s the glandular tissue around the urethra found behind her pubic bone, about two inches inside her vagina. (LOL at Todd at 1 3/4 inches and shit-outta-luck)
Sonners believe it’s further back, in a triangular area on the back of the bladder wall, called the trigone or T Zone, where three nerves come together. Many women have screamed YES YES YES when this region has been rubbed up against by the Sonners.
Contrary to the movie-sex cliché where women start screaming Yes, Yes, YES! the moment a man enters them, the truth is only about 20% to 30% of women experience orgasm through intercourse alone. So, there’s no need to be shy ladies about reaching down and giving yourself a hand (or a buzz). Putting ones own hand on her clitoris during sex really ups the chances that she'll have an orgasm.
I dont have a pre-op penis. April Fools Day!!!
flyereddie sonned out of fantasy hockey league by paul valdivia =))
I would also like to state that
the recent departure of Flyerfreddie from the league should not
disenfranchise the members of this honorable league. In two seasons
Freddie accomplished nothing on the actual battlefield, succeeding
only in giving us uninformed & uneducated rhetoric. He would have us
believe he has an infinite amount of hockey knowledge and wisdom.
Well, he has yet to prove that.
If I may, I would like to take a
minute to give Flyerfreddie some real straight talk. I believe your
decision to pack up and quit is both a wise and noble decision.
Freddie, your chances of ever winning anything have been, and will
always be nonexistent. You possess neither the qualities nor the
character needed to be a leader. If only those qualities could be
acquired through making a trade, watching hockey games and sitting in
a chat room all day as to avoid your own family, then it might not
have been your destiny to end up a complete and utter failure. But
Alas! There is a bright side. With this newly acquired free time, you
now have a second chance to save a crumbling marriage as well as an
opportunity to play a much larger, much more esteemed role in the
lives of your attention-starved children.
=))=))=))=))=))=))
L-)
can someone please explain to me why cudagay is so upset with the last post? i hear he's quitting oz's league because oz won't drop the one who posted it =)) i bet jocko posted it =)) since he is the least likely to be blamed! Fact!
lmao @ cuda showing me his hairy chest and tattoos on cam thinking it was the real not2nice. =))=))=))
i own you cuda here in the blog, in fantasy and in chat =))=))=))
weatherwiener: is bill taking peeks at me on cam?
pnema_noinnejdl065: Hello
weatherwiener: i always knew he was a faggot
weatherwiener: posing as a chick to see men on cam
looku_bibeub466: Hello
weatherwiener: whats the truth people?
briereyote: cud is mad!
weatherwiener: is bill a fag?
briereyote:
briereyote:
weatherwiener: i could care less........im not the fag
weatherwiener:
briereyote: cud i thought you were a decorated vet? you have no brains when it comes to ppl in here?
briereyote: vets outsmart the fox
briereyote: you lost
weatherwiener: is he or is he not a fag?
briereyote:
weatherwiener: viewing a mans cam
weatherwiener: with a girls name?
weatherwiener: this is cut and dry
not2visible_31* is back
weatherwiener: 3 people viewwed......dean was sacared by the truth and he left..........
weatherwiener: 2 others viewed
weatherwiener: one liked it
weatherwiener: and wanted more
weatherwiener: and it was a guy
weatherwiener: is bill a fag?
weatherwiener: holy snapping arseholes.........this explains alot..............bill is a queer
weatherwiener: a fuzzy brown wink gives him a boner
weatherwiener: only road he drives is the hershey hiway
weatherwiener: seen more cockends than bookends
weatherwiener: good luck inlife bill
weatherwiener: you queers are almost mainstream now
weatherwiener: dont stay in the dark closet...........go out to the rainbow of gay parades you were born to embrace
weatherwiener: queer mother fucker with chik names looking at guys on cam mother fucke
did he see ur weenus too cuda? if so i am so jealous :( i always miss all the fun.
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