Is there anything, ANYTHING - more important than discovering what you came to this earth to contribute? When you are in total alignment with who you are, and you are allowed to express that, and live that every day, NOTHING can hold you back from achieving everything else in your life like... love, health, relationships, money, freedom, purpose, motivation... etc., etc..
Find your purpose so that you can start living it and fully experience everything you came to this earth to experience! Pssssst! ... a nickel's worth of free advice, it won't happen while sitting in chat 7 days a week 12 hours a day. Does anyone reading this even have that desire breathing inside of them? I hope so.
My apologies. This isn't meant to insult ALL readers. You know who you are.
Without knowing everything that is going on inside of you, you cannot turn your desires, thoughts, wants and needs into REAL experiences. Time is running out for most of you. In the meantime, until you decide to snap out of it, allow me to present more FANTASY for your reading pleasure.
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Yahoo Love
"Hello Room" -- Hello Tricia, said Jack. "Wow, what a quick response, Is this a sign that I will find someone to cyber with quick?" "18/F here, I typed in the room, hoping this would attract the attention of some horny chatters." Almost immediately Christofer responded... 36/M here, you want to chat Tricia? "Hi Christofer, sure, how are you?" Good tonight, you? "So far so good." "Another instant message appeared on my screen, it was from Eddie." "I clicked cancel over, and over as Eddie messaged me again and again." So how old are you, Tricia, Eddie asked. "18/F here." can't you read?" "I was hoping he would go away... until later anyway."
"Have you ever had cyber sex, Christofer?" "I do not know why I typed that so soon." " I thought cyber sex was for people that could not find a real human being to have real sex with, wait, that is me." Yes, Tricia I have, you? "No, but I want to try it." "I want to find out what all the hype is about." "I want to find out if it's any good."
Do you want to have it with me, Tricia? "Okay, but you have to begin and lead, Christofer, I've never done it." OK, if you want to, Tricia. And yes, OK, I'll start.
Here goes Tricia! During our kiss my hands slide down your back to your ass. I caress your ass cheeks softly as our tongues explore each others mouth. My next move puts my hands on your breasts. I gently massage them and play with them with my fingers. "I like this, Christofer, don't stop." "I enjoy what you're saying." "I feel myself becoming sexually excited."
We are not alone here in chat, Tricia, this is exciting. I put my hands up your shirt to your bra. I pull the bras cups down beneath your breasts so I can have easier access to them. Are you touching your breasts, Tricia? "Yes, Christofer I am lightly fondling my own breasts." We don't have much time, Tricia, so I slide my hands up your shirt. I unzip your jeans and slide my hands between the fabric of your panties and your skin. I run my fingers across you, feeling how wet you are.
"I'm taking off my pants and panties, Christofer." OK now lay on your back, Tricia in anticipation of my next move. "Please keep going, Christofer, I'm really getting into what you're typing." OK Tricia. I slowly guide myself to the lips of your pussy. The head of my dick can feel how wet and warm you are. "The tip of my index finger is inside me, Christofer." "I wish you could feel the warmth and wetness caused by your excitement." I push myself deep into you, Tricia. You feel so good. "I softly moaned as I put my own finger as far as it reached inside of me, Christofer, I wish you were here." "Christofer? Hello? Damnit."
Sorry, disconnected, Tricia.
I pull out, then push back in. My pace starts slowly but with each thrust I move quicker. "I love this, Christofer, don't stop, I can feel my emotions and hormones controlling me know." "My pointer finger joined my other finger inside of me." "Rapidly they're both moving around inside of me." I fuck you harder and harder. "Yes, don't stop Christofer." I think I'm about to cum, Tricia. I can feel it building up inside of me. It wants to be released. "I feel the excitement growing too Christofer, and I'm almost ready to explode too." I'm coming inside you, Tricia. "I'm losing total control, Christofer." "A wave of sexual excitement is going through my entire body." "My body is going into convulsions and my pussy's muscles are tightening on my fingers, Christofer." I came, Tricia. "So did I, Christofer, that was great." "Now imagine what it would be like in real life, Christofer."
"Christofer, you there... Chris? Hello? Damnit."
"Let me message Eddie."
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2 posts within 5 hours!!! *wipes sweat from forehead*.
Anyway, this post was hilarious and if I wasn't already getting laid (in REAL life) by one sexy goddess then I definately would have gotten a cyber-woody!! =))
But blogger, be careful, as your cyber-story may in fact give some chatscrap tips on being "a better cyber lover" and instead of pursuing REAL tail, they may just continue approaching females in MLB:1.
Either way, continue the blogs & forget the jealousies. As Oscar Wilde once said, "The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius."
LOL! I was thinking that myself, Hermes, as I was writing it.
I can see it now, Hermes, every piece of "scrap"... male and female, messaging Costergirl10 and Toboso11 trying the lines of 'Yahoo Love' on them.
LMFAO at pursuing real tail.
No worries, Hermes, I'm not leaving unless it's under my terms. Fact is, my "haters" are truly interested in what I have to say. Or they wouldn't come back for more.
Have you noticed, Hermes, it looks like Jimmy_Cinderella_Man_Braddock has created a blog as well? I have added the link to my page. I stumbled across it while searching the web.
Welcome Jimmy! And get to writing! Only one post to date.
Lets go back to sonning the hell out of Jon and Tasha, its much more fun that trying to son the new people we know nothing about. :|
Dean slaughtered in nhl_1 on friday night. LOL....whole room sonning him left and right
My blog could never live up to yours, Master Blogger!
I will try to keep up with my blog now that I'm back from Africa!
Jimmy_Cinderella_Man, I cannot guarantee that your blog will be nearly as popular as Ciding Light due to quite the "loyal" readership blogger has acquired over the past year.
Also, considering people have already apparently assumed who the blogger is, it makes reading this blog more exciting due to the "behind-the-scenes" like information provided here.
Are you also a regular from NHL:1, or more of a "newer" addition, ie. soapstud? If you are a newbie, I'd recommend quitting now and leaving blogging to the pros; however, if not, good luck to you and we shall see what you have to say.
Word of advice, in order to show you have an IQ higher than 100, it is recommended once in a while to throw in some intellectual thought processes, like blogger here has done on hockey predictions, superbowl predictions, etc. Of course, blogger is being accused of being "boring" when posting these, but in my celestial (therefore vital) opinion, it gives blogger some insurance -- afterall, obviously there is more depth to his/her blogs than he/she has been accused of in the past.
On those notes, Jimmy, good luck; perhaps sacrifice a bull to the fierce goddess Athena, embodiment of wisdom, or of Apollo, who presides over Truth.
Hermes, I appreciate the advice. You're obviously a highly intelligent person, and your advice is most welcome.
If my blog receives only 1/10th the traffic this one does, I'll consider it highly successful.
Together, I hope we can educate and inform the needy people of NHL:1 Chat.
I'm baaaaaaaaaaack!!
And I have an announcement to make!
I have decided to join jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock in the never-ending battle against ignorance and stupidity. Therefore, I will be reentering the ranks of the blogosphere in the days to come. My background is economics/finance, but my true passion has always been investigative journalism, so I will be covering a wide array of topics - from geopolitics to global warming and from astrophysics to the paranormal (yes, I have dabbled). I hope to cover a broad palette of important issues facing the human species in today's society by sharing my thoughts on science, technology, philosophy, and much, much, more.
The purpose of this endeavor is not as so much to educate, but rather, to get people to think outside the proverbial box. Critical thought is being suppressed by the ruling Establishment, not only in this country, but throughout all parts of the world. If one person can be awakened to the reality in which they live, then our grandchildren will be one hour closer towards entering a world devoid of the chains and shackles that constrict us today. A world where liberty overshadows the tyrannical few, and individual ideas overpower the massive clusters of "group think" collectivism.
The message is simple: Be a leader, not a follower.
So without further adieu, I will defer to the people, and ask that they select the topic of my first reentry to blogger. I will choose what I feel is most pertinent, so please spare me the requests for reviews of American Idol or XBox 360 and Playstation 3. I am a grown man, so naturally I do not play video games - And neither should you!
Cheers!
Hmmm Baked Trout... your message seems more like a challenge to a fellow "sonner"... to me, an objective outsider, this sounds a bit like internal unrest.
Is this what you want to portray to the "chat scrap"? that sonners have turned against one another? Unless you are willing to expose jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock as a "newbie" and therefore, not a sonner, I suggest that you review your last "comment" and perhaps morph it into more of a suggestion and less of a challenge. I'm not sure what Blogger thinks of this, but surely, he shall agree that internal stability overrides everything else...
unless of course, you intend to follow the doom of the Roman Empire and divide, then perish.
Also, remind yourself of who your audience is, baked_trout. The majority is not highly educated, and therefore, is adding ANOTHER blog actually going to affect chatscrap and their intelligence? or will it only boggle their minds further?
perhaps consider becoming a permanent contributor to Bloggers' comments as opposed to creating an entirely new blog... Chatscrap are lazy; you might do more damage by being a "regular" in the comments... and that, in my opinion, can have more impact.
First of all, Baked_Trout, I would like to extend to you my warmest welcome and sincere greetings.
I invite you, Baked_Trout, not just to post the sweets of the moment, but the sours and the bitters as well. If we just look for that which we prefer, and try to expel out what we do not like, your blogging life will be a struggle, grasping for one side of reality and trying to avoid the other side.
By doing this, you will never be at peace.
No sugar coating comments. Just tell it like it is. Brutal honesty.
Many over the last few weeks have spoke of me contemptuously, but I'm not here to make friends. I, like you, Baked_Trout, have a goal... to awaken maybe one or two to reality. My goal yes, is to expose, but not humiliate anyone. They have already done that themselves.
Yes, along the way, I do have a little fun, but hopefully the 'scrap is able to differentiate whether I am laughing at them, or laughing with them.
If you look today, Baked_Trout, some have found true love, some have taken on jobs and responsibility, some chose to further their education, and some have found the 'X' in the upper right hand corner.
Hermes, I'm not at this point going to look at this as a challenge, but an opportunity to learn from two well respected and knowledgeable individuals in Jimmy_Cinderella and Baked_Trout, as I do from yourself. I am confident the readers will be there for all.
And with that said, I can only invite each to post with honesty, integrity, and a commitment to excellence, and oh yeah, have a little fun.
LOL!
baked!
yeah!
=))
baked you are a great writer i know you will do well! fear not fellow bloggers, baked_trout is a man of wisdom and peace! for ur first blog i request a story about the kanadian edjewcation system..why and how it has failed them..that would be a great topic for nhl1 chatters because id say about half of them are kanadian..i think jimmy cinderella will concur!
now let's get blogging!
lol baked_trout = jimmy_cinderella_man = wildbp = bill
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