Monday, February 11, 2008

Hello everyone, how are you?

LOL!

Just wanted to pop in and say hello real quick. I've been busy for the last few days and just wanted to let everyone know I'm okay. It's good to see that you all are still reading and commenting. I thought maybe my being exposed as a plagiarist may have deterred some of you. 119 comments as of this writing, WOW!

LOL!

The family and I are heading home, and I promise after I get caught up on a few things, I'll read all comments posted.

I have 10 minutes before I board, let's see what I can kick out real quick.

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Without variety, wouldn't you consider life to be unbearable? Think about it, we don't dress the same... in fact, most people don't wear the same clothes two days in a row. We eat a wide range of foods. Can you imagine how dreadful it would be to eat even our favorite meals day after day? Most of the world... well... we read new books, we watch new movies, we make real friends, we buy and download new music, we take vacations to new and erotic places, and we go to ball games, concerts, etc., for the sake of infusing variety into our lives. One cannot grow without variety! If one were to repeat the same experiences and receive the same sensory inputs day after day, we would cease being fully human. (LOL, did I say erotic places? I meant exotic places. And yes, I've experienced both.)

Enter NHL:1 chat addicts.

I don't understand the likes of Antiwhy, Northerncutie08, Pixie_Stix. lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll, Briereyote, (just to name a few) who enter chat at 8:00 AM each and every day and sit there for hours, sometimes engaging in civil conversation, and at other times, just sitting in hopes of hockey chat to begin. Oddly enough, if the current topic doesn't meet their standards, (LOL at 'scrap in NHL:1 with standards) they will still choose to sit, sometimes idle for hours, and wait until something interesting comes up for them.

I will never understand what goes on in the head of 'scrap.

Do these people, who claim to either be married, engaged, or with a significant other in the "boyfriend, girlfriend" stage ever think their relationships are at risk when they insist on sitting in chat 14-16 hours a day? How about their children? Family members? I know, to some of you these same questions get old, but I ask you non-'scrappers, are they not legitimate questions?

Regardless of what your fellow 'scrappers may think if you get a life, Ryan, Tracy, Steph, Oz, and Dean, you will not lose respect and feelings of respectability by seeking variety in life. Your fellow 'scrappers will still be there for you. I guarantee it. Maybe just not as often. Does it frighten you that you may lose your "friends"? If they hate you for at least trying to experience life, they were never truly your "friend" to begin with.

Does it not bother you 'scrappers, that you must lie while in chat each day? "I don't need to work, I have money" or "my hubby makes the money and gives me everything I need" "My parents are loaded, I never have to work again" ... blah, blah... excuses, excuses... get off your asses and stop relying on your weekly lottery ticket as your savior or ticket to paradise.

Fact is, you all have no talent, skills, education, or desire to want to get out into the real world and experience life. At least that is how you portray yourselves in chat. Prove me wrong, please.

I'm not saying you need to explore the likes of skydiving, motorbike racing, rock gliding, hang gliding, or bungee jumping, or even more dangerous pursuits, like a full-time job/career. I'm merely suggesting a good book, a walk around the block, a class or two, or maybe even a part-time job for starters.

You need balance in your life... you need variety.

Chatting 24/7 shouldn't have to be anyone's life. Most think you chose this life... that's bullshit... you just settled for it. It's never too late to change, that is if you want to, just remember...

...Tomorrow is Another Day!

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

i hope your plain crashes

Anonymous said...

OZ has an edjemakashun. He has 3 degrees. And he's a racecar driver. And he raises prized horses. And he was once in the British SAS (and has the bulletproof glasses to prove it)

roflmao

You have a valid point blogger. I can name several chat scrap who mooch off parents instead of contributing to society. Fatshaw, Oz, Jerzzey, Dean, and Shornton are but a few of these miscreants. There are plenty more of course. Most always have some sort of excuse as to why they are welfare cases. The bottom line though dear blogger is laziness. The same lack of drive and initiative that keeps them hanging on every word in the chat room is what will doom them (and their unfortunate parents). When called out on their blatant lies and lack of employment they will usually resort to name calling...and this dear readers is when you KNOW youve got them by the short and curlies!!

Keep questioning the boasters. Not to the point of ridiculousness though (maddog madison). Every once in a while some of them do utter truths, and a few are even upstanding citizens with no need to tell little fibs to impress the chat scrap. Off the top of my head I can think of jocko, cudaguy, cck2ca, and edbel as honest and productive citizens of society and chat. No lies. No BS!!!

I will bow my head in prayer this evening at my quaint Bavarian retreat, and ask the almighty to help the chatscrap of nhl1.

Anonymous said...

I believe the word you're looking for is "plane", you illiterate piece of chat scrap. L-)

...here's to hoping your computer crashes...for the sake of mankind and all creatures of the world. :|

Anonymous said...

Oz battled Germans in the Korean war. Just another Oz 'factoid' I thought I would pass along.

Anonymous said...

26 year old Man in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, United States

Looking For: Men for a short term relationship or a long term relationship

lmmfao =))

anti you desperate fuck cant you find pusheyhole in nhl1 l-)

Anonymous said...

haha, booman you are one to talk. You try to cyber every girl that enters!

sherry_berry27 said...

I always knew Ryan liked the cock.

Anonymous said...

ry has had just about as much yahoo cock as sherry_berry27 and shortybynature combinded. lmao

sorry babe :)

Anonymous said...

Okay first of all, "plain crash" was hilarious, second, touche on the computer crashes comment, son ya tu lol...that was good.

I can't remember who mentioned it in the last comment section (there were 129 comments total; sorry if I can't remember who said what), but there was a good point made that it's not so much the sonners that cleared the room out, it's Paul & Mary christine, lol. I think that's doing the job more than the sonners.

Anonymous said...

It was the good Rev Klaus von Auschwitz who pointed out the disgust that chatters have with paul and mary christine. Hopefully he puts in a good word with the big fella upstairs for these 2 lost souls.

Anonymous said...

I'm telling myself as I'm unzipping my pants.. hurry up, before it flies away. IF that fly were real, it would have never survived that blow to the head it took.

See.. In the men's bathrooms at JFK International, they have little pictures of flies etched into the porcelain of the urinals. As I stood, laughed, and drilled, I couldn't help but wonder who came up with this and why.

Come on guys, you must admit, that each time you see that "mint" in a urinal, you think with the stream you generate you can break that cake in half, right? I must admit, I've beat up on a few cakes myself, but for whatever reason I went for the fly instead.

So I take care of business, walk over to the sink, and wash up. Airport custodial services must have known that I was thinking about the fly, because lo and behold, Leroy, walks in pulling his bucket of water and a mop.

"Hey Leroy, I need to ask, what's up with the flies in the urinal?"

"Why peeps be axing me dat all da time", "I needa jus put up a sign so yawl can read why" said Leroy. "Dem white folk, dey stoled my idea."

"See I be tellin' dose foos dat a long time ago dose mints be costin' us lots of scrilla. I be replacin' and addin' fitty mints a day. Peepo's pee be knockin' da shit outta dem. I be tellin' those bosses 'o mine that if we give dem sumpin' else to shoot foe, that da mints be lastin' two times maybe three times longa."

"That was rather a smart and intelligent suggestion you made to your superiors, Leroy."

"Yeah, everybody be lovin' dat story when I be tellin' it. Everyone but da fags fo sho. Guess da fags be mad dat da flies be gettin' mo eye contact than dey willies? "I gots a joke foe you... why do da faggits be so generous all da time? Cuz dey don't be knowin' how to be tight asses! otay, dat was bad, how dis one be... what do da fags be callin' hemorrhoids? Speed bumps! Dat was funny shit, no? otay one mo... why did da fag git fired from his job in da sperm bank? Cuz he was caught drinking on da job! I gots mo of dose.."

"Hey Leroy, are your bosses gay by any chance?"

"Ya, how you be knowin' dat shit?"

"Wild guess, Leroy, wild guess."

Anonymous said...

anti and amazingoilers sonning the shit out of weiner.

Anonymous said...

LOL. Not quite girls.

Anonymous said...

lol@not quite

lol@you turning down my offer to beat you down. I even offered a plane ticket.

Anonymous said...

Why is never-ending battles with Cuda dictating "conversation"? borringgggggg

Anonymous said...

I accepted said offer for plane ticket. I eagerly await the details of my trip to Cali to meet you.