G' day readers! Are there any bitter and bitchy individuals reading this today? I'm sure there are, but with good reason right? Another Valentine's Day alone? Let's here it again 'scrap... "Valentine's Day SUCKS!"
LOL!
Every year, I get a few E-mails, and PM's from 'scrap who have had or are having a lousy Valentine's Day. I don't expect this year to be any different. I'll get the usual... "I just need to ignore this fictitious day altogether"... or "Next year baby, I swear I'm going to meet someone". One of my favourites, and I get it from the same person each year... "Cupid is Stupid".
LOL!
It's a shame that 'scrap have to feel bad because they don't have a love in their life. Oh the stress you must possess on this wonderful day.
Even IF you are in a relationship, ha ha... I'm sure you are rather stressed out too... especially the male 'scrappers. Why is this, guys? Do you fear not making your girl feel loved? I bet most of the guys in NHL:1 with a Valentine have yet to pick out a gift. I'm sure you all will be at the grocery store this evening fighting over the shriveled remains of flowers in a last-ditch effort for sex, right? You are the ones that look at and read the same 3 cards left in the Hallmark Store over and over knowing she won't like it, because it's not sappy enough, right? You will be the one that buys that last box of Russell Stover chocolates from the local 7/11 though they read low carb and sugar-free on the box, right? Are you trying to tell your loved one to lose a few? Unless she's diabetic, maybe you better leave the chocolates behind.
No sex for you tonight!
Fact!
Valentine's Day must suck for most of NHL:1's women. Many of you female 'scrappers don't have dates and have to buy your own fucking chocolate, right? I'm sure you would welcome that low carb box of Russell Stover from any man at this point. I imagine the room will be packed this evening with the likes of Costergirl, Pixie_Stix, Boltsgirlvl4, Northerncutie08, etc., etc... making a last ditch effort to score an E-card from a Cudayguy, Flyereddie48, Antiwhy, or Ari_Freaking_Gold. Good luck! This day has to honestly be the shittiest day ever for you 'scrappers, as I'm sure it even surpasses the yearly trip to the "girly doctor" or for the guys having their "underworld" screened.
My suggestion to the above mentioned if you don't score in 15 minutes of trying, is to rent My Bloody Valentine, Valentine, or as a last resort, The St. Valentine's Day Massacre, with the song Love Stinks by J. Geils playing over and over in the background. Oh yeah, get some candy for yourself. No one else is going to get it for you!
LOL!
Guys, keep it simple.
No need to scramble for those wilted flowers. Your girl will laugh at you behind your back, FACT! A card may be nice to read, but have you ever thought of ever just TELLING your girl (not showing her) you loved her? Personally I think lingerie is tacky, but that's me. Might I suggest a quiet, cozy dinner for two, a romantic movie, and afterwards listening to soft music while cuddling next to the fireplace? If that doesn't work, then you better read up on this quick... http://ezinearticles.com/?G-Spot---How-To-Master-It&id=980368 !
If you play your cards right, you may get what every guy wants for Valentine's Day... *whistles*
Good luck!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
17 comments:
lol at me being in chat tonight, i'll be in pm with my banallleafshomers while watching the NAACP awards on FOX.
kopitar/frolov > crosby/malkin
lol @ me being lonely. I'll be gazing at jerzzey's 3 inch hard on tonite on yahoo while I jam a zucchini up my well used pushey hole. Paul and I have a wonderful relationship and when we get married and have chat children all you non-believers can kiss my puckered chocolate wink!! Especailly you cudaguy with your 7 inch veined monster cock. roflmao. Mature relationships have nothing to do with actually meeting a guy; they have everything to do with stringing along some desperate schmuck online!! All you clowns in relationships are really missing out!! I get to go out and bang black guys every weekend while Paul uses up his cellphone minutes listening to me sleep off another round of getting tapped!!
PS.....thanks for the no-fat chocolates you purolated to me Paul!!
any truth to the rumour that sherry_berry27 who met xl_five_xl on the internet and started to date despite the distance between them, lent him money while they were dating and he promised to pay the money back?
rumour has it that sherry_berry27 has decided to sue mitch when she was forced to take out a loan because the money she lent mitch was her college tuition.
i think i just saw them on Christina's Court under fake id's/ names.
Happy VD to you, blogger!
ROFLMAO at you thinking I will be in chat tonight. Did you forget that I have a life outside of NHL1? I guess so...
XOXO,
Boltsgirlvl4
Blogger=IstvanTheHun
*NEWSFLASH* Bill, one of the original sonners, has been arrested on pedophilia charges in the FBI's latest sting operation. Details will be made public as they become available.
lmao!
Sherry_Berry furious with me because I won't take her back. l-)
As Pavel would say. "you're tagged goods" lmao.
stfu all of you l-) bill got arrested for stealing farmer brown's sheep not for banging fire_rescue's preteen girlfriend l-)
sherry, you will be mine one day and will come to understand the meaning of a real female orgasm!
tml_fan_4_ever: eddie i found out the first day i came in here that you know your puck man
flyereddie48: beershaw and dean needs jobs
flyereddie48: all that time on their hands and still dont know puck
flyereddie48: as dean begs to get in oz league
flyereddie48: like it would ever happen
tml_fan_4_ever: still,eddie lol?
antiwhy: league wont expand
antiwhy: bill and jocko talkin about quittin
tml_fan_4_ever: why ryan?
flyereddie48: jocko quitting? why?
flyereddie48: bill i can see
flyereddie48: he doesnt do shit
antiwhy: bill is busy and jocko is sick of the bs
flyereddie48: bill wouldnt be missed actually
flyereddie48: jocko wont quit
AS YOU CAN SEE MY BABY HAS NO TIME FOR FIRE_RESCUES GF OR FARMER BROWNS SHEEP
How's you Babycakes?
xoxo
dear blogger, can you please stop the mary and paul marriage and baby talk in NHL:1, i would be eternally grateful!
Mary Christine needs to stfu and gtfo of chat. Paul will be mine! Book it!
dear blogger, can you please write something aa it is more entertaining than anything happening these days in NHL:1, i would be eternally grateful!
Try reading a book anonymous, get a f*ckin ed_jew_kay_shun l-) you ignorant cuh_nay_dee_un.
dear blogger, can you explain why there are so many lurkers these days in NHL:1? can you hack the following lurkers computers and see to it than they never come back? i would be eternally grateful!
bobbob303 = sherry
big_daddy_don_garlits = mitch
so_its_just_another_day = tina
saxitch = vero
soapstud = mary
thornton_19_cambodia = jon
bunchoretardsssss = linda
dean_chevy_cavalier = eddie
my_weiner_is_tiny_and_skinny = todd
verian_my_spider_daemon = tasha
fake antiwhy = paul
doltsgirlvl4 = oz
nine_one_one_info_warrior = joe
looplucyloop = bill
I'm not a lurker l-) I'm a lover! I love Todd's eleven-inch monster thrusting between my hanging beef curtains!
Linda has a huge penis and i love it when it penetrates me! Fact! Cide!
For the fool who attempted to match names to the "lurkers", you are off the mark on at least half! Ironically enough, some names are correct, but alas, not connected with the correct "lurker" name. Your investigative skills need improvement.
Post a Comment