The 'Ciding Light

Report: Tiger Lotus Media - Justine Gxxx

2009-12-04T21:49:00.003-05:00

http://www.ripoffreport.com/Miscellaneous-Companies/Tiger-Lotus-Media-Ju/tiger-lotus-media-justine-ga-88E2A.htm

LOL!!!

Ripoff Report
Don't let them get away with it... let the truth be known!

Brought to you by a more credible source than the 'Ciding Light...

...Reported By: (Vancouver British Columbia)

"Tiger Lotus Media - Justine Gxxx who runs Tiger Lotus Media is lazy, dishonest and steals from people. Toronto, Calgary, Vancouver Internet"

And now the story...

"Justine Gxxx of Tiger Lotus Media came to me claiming to be a PR rep and my clothing company, Project Industries (www.project-industries.com) got suckered into providing clothing samples with the promise of receiving PR services in exchange for her using my company name in her portfolio."

LOL at Justine building her wardrobe off of lies. Anyway, moving on...

"After not hearing from her for weeks at a time to follow up on the "meetings" she was to have with stores and just to get updates in general, I got fed up. I called her other "clients" only to find that the only one who had good things to say about her was a friend of a friend and actually owned all the small companies listed in her portfolio that I was told I'd get a good reference from. I couldn't find any other client who didn't say that she lied to them and that she was simply horrible to deal with. I'm aware that these are calls I should have made prior to engaging her, but I took her at her word because she was seemingly, like me, an entrepreneur starting up a small company. Lesson learned for sure.'

Looks to me like Justine was too busy either in chat or trolling through various dating services posting profiles of herself. LOL at a "friend of a friend" who owns all the small companies listed in her portfolio. LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES... is what clients are saying of Justine. No way! She wouldn't lie... she never lies in chat, Twitter, or dating service profiles. I refuse to believe. LOL!!!
Though there was the time where she said she is married, or remarried... but let's not get into that. Let's get into the rest of the original Ripoff Report story.

"After doing more research, I also found out that she was fired from one of her previous jobs as a cashier at Safeway for stealing from the till."

OMFG... Justine worked with berrybusygirl in Safeway. LOL at being fired for stealing money from the till. BRB... I just pissed my pants.

Okay, I'm back... sorry about that.

I wonder how much money Justine stole? I wonder if it was used to pay child support? Or pay her Internet bills. Or maybe she used the money for down payments on the 3 homes she claims to own. Okay, let the story continue...

"At that point I'd had enough and made every effort to contact her or Michael Roth (her so-called "creative director") to have her return my clothing samples. Michael is nothing but a lap dog and went on and on about how she's having family issues and medical issues. A quick check of her Facebook profile negated all of that as she was obviously spending her time getting ready for a vacation and supposedly working for her other "clients."

Hilarious is all I can say!!! LOL at posted all over Facebook! Justine heading to Japan at her clients' expense. Family issues and medical issues... LMMFAO! Not another divorce in the works? What medical issues? Nothing physical I hope, just mentally fucked in the head is my guess. Justine, why are all the important men in your life named Michael? WTF? Moving on...

"She got in touch once over a month ago to let me know my samples were going to be mailed back to me and that too proved to be a lie."

"Do NOT waste your time on Justine Gxxx and Tiger Lotus Media. She is nothing but a liar and a cheat and those employed by Tiger Lotus Media are unprofessional at best."

Jamie
Project Industries Clothing Company

Jamie
Vancouver, British Columbia
Canada

Well said, Jamie! Good luck in getting your samples back. I'm thinking, Jamie... that you will probably see Justine wearing your samples on her profile pics or photo albums of various sites throughout the net. Keep me posted.

I'm wondering if Tiger Lotus Media will soon be history, resting alongside Redline Consulting Ltd?

Has virtual life taken over your real life?

2009-10-14T16:19:00.004-04:00

Remember when people used to go trembling into society, hand in mouth... now they go boldly into virtual society, hand on mouse?

Isn't it amazing how many chatters will spend their days and nights at the computer conducting friendships through Facebook and MySpace, all while whoring themselves out in Yahoo chat rooms? True 24/7 losers... looking for virtual relationships, virtual excitement and even virtual sex online.

Is it naive to think chatters can live their lives this way, with their eyes on the screen and their minds on themselves, without affecting their capacity for real human relationships? Chat 'scrap such as cck2ca, dakilangmanok1, and berrybusygirl36 argue that we've been witnessing a new kind of addiction for some time. For addiction arises when something good... in this case, friendship, is provided with a cost free substitute that can be found at the flick of a switch.

YAY!!!... no more having to go outdoors for love and friendship.

Cck2ca says that in real life, friendship involves risk... the risk of embarrassment and anger, and the effort of winning another’s trust. He tells fellow chat 'scrap like boltsgirlvl4 and aka_rockin_canadian_girl that he can pretty much avoid this risk and still obtain pleasure of love and friendship while online.

Online... I have the power... says wildbp. When I relate to a chatter or have relations through the screen with a chatter, I have my finger on the button and at any moment I can turn them off... well hopefully I'm turning them on before turning them off. LMAO. See, you can't do that in real life relationships.

I retain ultimate control, and I am not risking myself with the online relationships I am in... says lotusblossom604. I risk myself when I meet a guy face to face. Two failed marriages, a child born from each, dozens of failed 'flings'. I can't keep doing this to myself. Anyway, my non-virtual relationships keep getting in my way of me succeeding in life and business. I will get to top. It's all about me.

I once saw talker_a_talker type in the room... Of course I may stay glued to the screen. Nevertheless, it is a screen that I am glued to, not to the chat ho behind it.

Can someone please tell me what the fuck that means.

King dakilangmanok1 has referred to his computer as his cyber-castle. Within this castle he provides opportunities for virtual "business", and virtual “social” action for guys and girls (okay, mostly guys) and is known by his peers as a hero of compassion. All this without lifting a finger in the real world. NICE!!!

In NHL:1 it is possible to see chat couples who have never met describe their hot 'n steamy affairs conducted in cyberspace. These chatters show no guilt. They proudly display their narcissistic emotions as though they had achieved some kind of moral breakthrough. Some chat couples go as far as saying they've met... but only the gullible believe in that. The chatters with an IQ in double digits know that it is only their avatars, and not they themselves, that ended up in bed.

You all are probably asking... does this really matter? Personally, I think it does... for trust, accountability and risk taking are dispositions on which the future of society depends. These things are learnt by accepting the real cost of them. They are not learnt by playing with their virtual substitutes, any more than real courage is learnt by playing with violent computer games. As people habituate themselves to living in virtual worlds where all is permitted and nothing is paid for, virtues like courage and justice will disappear, since nobody will have a need for them. Without those virtues, however, people will be unable to risk themselves in real encounters, and will hide instead in their narcissistic dreams. Some people look forward to this, hoping for a brave new world of virtual relationships... but surely the best thing about such a world is that no real person will be born there.

Learn to 'Son'...

2009-09-07T04:40:00.003-04:00

Have you ever wanted to intimidate your enemy chatters with ridiculous words that may or may not be true? Ever wanted to talk about their mothers while playing a friendly game of Halo, or while sitting in a chat room with nothing better to do in life? If so, this post could be for you.

First, you losers, who try so hard... (cck2ca. edbeldrunk, flyereddie48, etc)... you must identify the situation. If you are only joking around with your fellow chatters in NHL:1, then meaningless jests about each other's mothers or of fantasy rosters is usually the most effective way to go... that is if your name is zr22k or kingovspades.

Continue to talk about your unending skill in whatever activity you are currently enga0ged in. Even if these statements are not true, use them! False 'Sonning' is equally effective as true 'Sonning' (although sometimes you will have to back it up)... that is if your name is wildbp or talker_a_talker.

Repeat the above as necessary. If you feel that your 'Sonning' is ineffective, it's probably a good idea to stop, right cck2ca? Many chatters have built an immunity to trash talking and therefore it doesn't affect them at all, right hotshotschamp? If you run across this kind of person, your best call is to just shut your mouth and own them at whatever you are doing, like fantasy sporting events. If this happens, it is much easier to trash talk that person next time you challenge them at this particular event, that is if you're allowed to participate again.

In the event that you're getting your arse sonned, remove yourself from the situation as soon as possible, right chat 'scrap such as edbel, cck2ca, and too many others to list? If many people see / read your 'sons' and then see you get 'sonned', no one will respect you. Also, your opponent could make you look like a bigger faggit than you already are. If you feel you are losing... abort!!!. Continuing will only make your downfall even worse.

Try some of these tips to bolster your skills, cck2ca -

Be extremely loud by typing in all capitals. This triggers a pain receptor in the brain and therefor you could actually force your opponent to feel pain just by "yelling' at them, right bradshaw?
Talking about things your opponent can't control is a great strategy, like "look at how much fun we're having in our fantasy leagues without the likes of you"...
Using big words, that have a good meaning behind them, also work. Your opponent will not know what the words mean, therefore they become speech less.. right wildbp, mounta_oo or paulie B.?

7 Simple Rules of Chat...

2009-08-27T17:38:00.005-04:00

For those of you who are recent newbies to this blog or even original addicted viewers... you unfortunately know very little about me beyond what you read in my profile. Most of you by now have figured out that my profile is as credible as wildbp's love for chat hos... and that I am not willc49er.

What has been hurting me deeply as of late is that I feel I know you all so much better than you know me. Some of you THINK you know me, which makes it fucking with you even more hilarious. (Just to let you know, my lawyers have advised me to reveal myself as to avoid any more legal action that has been taken up against me. I was like..." thanks, but no thanks... let them pursue.")

Anyway, I have spent the last year or so bouncing around chat rooms, specifically, NHL:1, and I have learned many a thing in that past year. Per the request of so many readers, I graciously shared those chat stories with you. Now it seems that I have offended a few people and have overstepped my boundaries. I generally posted what chatters put out on their own or spoke of over the microphone. Sadly, some thought I was the asshole. But it's you... the chatters... might I remind you, that write this blog. YOU put your business out there for others to read / hear / and see. I only posted as a convenience for those that were not present at the time that wanted to be kept up on the drama.

Now I'm thinking maybe one more post, then wrapping it up. A post on chat room survival.

Rule #1: Don't use your real name.

Okay, maybe your first name is okay. The point being that a simple Google search on one's full name will reveal, piece by piece, lies, personal information, lies, and yeah... more lies. You'll embarrass yourself, you'll leave chat for a day, you'll come back under a 'lurking ID' and get even more upset at seeing fellow chatters are still talking about you. Which takes us to...

Rule #2: It is only a chat room, therefore, DO NOT TAKE WHAT IS SAID IN IT SERIOUSLY.

I repeat, DO NOT TAKE WHAT IS SAID IN CHAT SERIOUSLY. I've seen and heard of way too much heartache because chatters took what was said with 100% seriousness. Remember, this is the Internet. Which takes us to...

Rule #3: Chatters say things that they wouldn't dare say in real life. Some people lie in order to build up their tiny self esteem so as to make themselves feel superior. So keep in mind that when a chatter starts spewing anger, dropping F-bombs, throwing out 'sons', and starts telling 'your momma jokes'... there is no reason to run, cry, hide, etc. Strong chatters learn from these experiences. Which leads us to...

Rule #4: Constructive debate is a good thing. You can actually learn a lot and make friends while constructively debating a topic or constructively talking about a topic. Some chatters have made a ton of friends during my time spent in NHL:1. I have found that if you treat people the way you want to be treated (just like in real life), more often than not, they'll have your back if a particular discussion you're participating in happens to turn nasty. Pussies that use ignore, raise the white flag, talk shit behind other chatters back are the biggest losers of chat rooms. Which leads us to...

Rule #5: Being able to control the situation 100% of the time. When a discussion turns nasty and the venom (or in some cases sperm) seems to hitting from all sides, don't respond in the same way. Rise above it all. Keep cool and stay the course, because if you do, the more irrational the chatters (or sonners) get, but more importantly, you'll get respect from others who may not agree with your point of view, but will admire what you do.

See, I've been able to deal with troublesome people simply by keeping my chatting in a room rational, thoughtful and respectful. Troublesome people hate that. The more rational I get, the more erratic and hysterical chatters get. More importantly, I can find a person's button to push with my viewpoint and hammer it home with enough efficiency to make an interrogator proud. But if that is not possible, then...

Rule #5: If you need to fight fire with fire, do it in a way that doesn't make you look like a piece of chat 'scrap.There have been many chat sessions where I've had to fight fire with fire. I've ripped chatters apart the 'Leatherface" way (chain saw jobs) but with razor-like efficiency. I don't normally recommend doing this, (mainly because you can't) but if you need to seriously reign in a piece of chat 'scrap that is creating havoc for you and your chat mates, this is the way to go. First off, find that particular something that you know will set them off, and secondly, keep working it until they implode. Sonning 101!

Rule #6: Keep your chatters close by not giving them too much ammo. I know that this sounds really strange, but if you want to stay friends with the chatters you meet, don't give them too much personal info. Only give them what you're willing to share with everyone else online, because you can never tell what that person is really like in the real world. I've seen firsthand, the total destruction of people's personal lives, simply because one party got offended over an imagined or real slight, and decided to get even by using info that was given to them in confidence. To this day, I'm very leery of what might happen to me with some of the leftover info that former friends still have on me, which really isn't much, as I live by 7 Simple Rules of Chat.

Rule #7: Don't be afraid to report someone.Seriously, if you're being stalked, harassed or made to look like fool (trust me, there are ways), report the troublesome person. I haven't much to say on this rule. If more information is needed, get with your local piece of chat 'scrap in NHL:1.

So my fellow chatters, bloggers, sonners and yes you too, chat 'scrap... if you remember these 7 Simple Rules of Chat, then you'll always have a decent time participating in NHL:1 or any other chat rooms.

Okay, I've done my part in trying to rebuild NHL:1... what will you do?

Wow, all that typing and I only brought up the names of 2 chatters.

I wonder if I'll be allowed to recieve comments, or will I be shut down. If so, please comment responsibly.

2009-08-27T17:35:00.000-04:00

Look who's back...

2009-08-25T20:16:00.002-04:00

I have been slapped on the back of the wrist and have paid the price.

I have been given my ink back... with one rule to follow... "Be Nice"

My response... "i'll try"

Below is a list of personalized plates that would fit the chatters of NHL:1 perfectly:

bill (wildbp) --------------------------> PSYMGNT = PUSSY MANAGEMENT

bella (xx_complicated_bella_xx) -----> L8ASUSL = LATE AS USUAL

dean (briereyote) ---------------------> -CSHFLW = NEGATIVE CASH FLOW

tina (citygirl0117) --------------------> IPMS247

deb (berrybusygirl) ------------------> KIDLESS

(dakilangmanok1) ----------------> 88 KEYS

chris (hotshotschamp) ----------------> IFARTED

tasha (not2nice_31) ------------------> 1000101 = 69 (binary humour)

will (willc49er) ------------------------> URPWNED

chris (tml_fan_4_ever) ---------------> ISUKDIK

mary (mary_christine21) -------------> CHARGIT

cerah (hockeymom735) ---------------> GOTMILF

todd (ari_freaking_gold) --------------> BLOUGHME

brittany (fischer.brittany) -------------> DUMBLND = DUMB BLONDE

rachel ( hastingsgirl) ------------------> TOOPHAT

dave (hovy_dovy) --------------------> SSABMUD = DUMBASS backwards

jon (talker_a_talker) -----------------> BVRPLZR = BEAVER PLEASER

tracy (northerncutie08) ---------------> ALC-HOL = ALCOHOL

sherry (sherry_berry27) --------------> BUSHLES

katie (canucks_girl44) -----------------> EZ4U2NV = EASY FOR YOU TO ENVY

dani (aka_rockin_canadian_girl) -------> C D8 ED = SEDATED

jill (boltsgirlvl4) ------------------------> 1CHATHO

justine (lotusblossom604) --------------> MEJ WHO

joe (outovcontroll) ----------------------> DEZNUTZ

tasha (not2nice_31) ---------------------> UFNWISH

ine (foxy_the_first) ---------------------> GEESPOT

mandi (shortybynature) -----------------> MANEATR

linda (forever_frantic) -------------------> CAMLTOE

leesa (steelerschik) ----------------------> TRLTRSH

eddie (flyereddie48-----------------------> VEEEERO

ed (edbeldrunk) --------------------------> RU18QT

paul (jerzzzey) ----------------------------> 1 4 U2C

darren (fire_rescue1985) -----------------> E10FIRE

2009-08-01T06:13:00.000-04:00

2009-08-01T06:06:00.000-04:00

Found this while surfing the net...

2009-06-27T03:12:00.005-04:00

Yeah... I've fucked her while standing, and I've fucked her while lying (compulsively)..... if my angel had wings, I'd fuck her while flying.

I came in her left eye, and her right eye twice............... now unable to see me, like those 3 blind mice.

I came on her tits, and shot a load in her mouth..... some trickled out, and started flowing south.

If my baby ever gets pregnant, on TV we go........................ paternity test..............................fo sho.

No telling which chatter, has tapped my baby's ass... no telling which student.. after each class... no telling which friend(s) of dear old dad................ OMG............... how many cocks, has she had?

Regardless, I want to be with her, forever you see... or at least until a better chatter, cums for me.

And if this happens, baby........ you won't be forgotten, on a lonely night in chat... I'll still fuck you rotten.

Jocko was last seen in...

2009-03-17T19:59:00.004-04:00

So, Jocko went down to Jamaica
He was looking to sell some weed
he was doing fine, people standing in line
it was excellent weed indeed

He came across a young man, who was likewise peddling pot
then Jocko slid down the beach and said, boy let me tell you what,
I guess you kinda figured, I'm a reefer head of course
and after all this time I guess, I'm a connoisseur of sorts

Now your stuff does smell okay, but can it tranquilize a horse
I bet a million in cash against your stash, that mine is better then yours.
the boy said my name is Ripstic and you ain't smoked nothing yet
one hit of this grass will kick your ass, you got yourself a bet

Ripstic rolls a ball of hash and makes sure it's the bomb
because Jocko has the kinda stuff, they smoke in Vietnam
you'll get a million smackaroos in cash if you can cope
but if you can't then bitch, then I get all your dope

Jocko then packed a bong with a little Acapulco Gold
and resin flew from his fingertips as he fired up his bowl
he filled that chamber all the way and he took a mighty hit
and as they passed it back and forth it gave them both a coughing fit

when the bowl was finished Ripstic said, hey man that stuff was great
but fill your lungs with some of this, and prepare to vegetate

cannibas sativa, sweet mary jane
Jocko is in the back yard, frying up his brain
zig zag filled with a diggidy dank
hold on tight it'll hit you like a tank

Jocko nodded off, because he knew that he was stoned
and he asked if he could buy an ounce, of the stuff that Ripstic owned
Ripstic said, Jocko just come on back if you ever want to catch a buzz
I done told you once you son of a bitch, mine is the best there ever was

...Who's to judge?...

2009-03-12T18:57:00.002-04:00

When someone uses the words 'men' and 'rebound' in the same sentence, male minds will quickly conjure up thoughts of their favorite basketball team or player. Women, of course, understand that one is addressing the rushing into a new relationship after the ending of an old one.

So what causes a man to so quickly move on from a chat ho in... let's say Texas... to the arms of a chat ho in... let's say, Canada? Understandably... you might think it has to do with him not being particularly invested in his relationship with the Texas chat ho. I'm thinking due to the speed of his action, that he wasn't at all broken up about the Texas chat ho, and that he had no deep feelings for her like he claimed. Also, he was heard humming in NHL:1, “Another One Bites The Dust” to his listeners 20 minutes after the break-up.

What should that tell his next victim?

When his relationship 'crumbled' before him, it probably caused a huge emotional void. Unlike the chat ho of Texas, he didn't have the social support network(friends list) to console him in his time of pain and sadness. He couldn't cry to his friends, seek solace from previous chat loves, or drown his feelings in a gallon of chocolate ice cream. If he thought that kind behavior would be acceptable, he might engage in it. Like most men, he too is aware that stoicism, soldiering on, and “walking it off” are fundamental guidelines in the male handbook, and breaching these would cause him to be a target of ridicule, pity and serious lampooning from his male chat mates.

So what was he to do? You know he's hurting, but he can’t tell anyone. Grieving and wallowing alone is likely to lead to consuming mass quantities of Jim Beam, to dull the pain. I'm thinking he realized that with limited options available, he had to quickly move to contain his about-to-erupt emotions by filling the vacuum created by the demise of his previous relationship.

And how does he do this?

By seeking out someone else to focus his attention on, both emotional and sexual. And the sooner, the better, for it is this new woman who heals his wounds by allowing him to step back into the comfortable, acceptable space of being the tough, unruffled, man that he is supposed to be. She facilitates his return to a state of being where he can once again feel masculine and in control of himself and his emotions. Order is restored and all is right in NHL:1 again.

So... can it can be stated that the speed in which a man moves from a bitter break-up to a new love, is directly proportional to the pain he’s feeling? Is the deeper the hurt the quicker the hook-up?

Or is it proportional to the fact that he is not emotionally invested in any of his chat hos... and rather than being emotionally invested, he's only with them for the sake of being with someone?

So if you see your ex in the arms of another while in NHL:1 within days (or hours) of your break-up, don’t write him off as a horny, uncaring, slime-bucket. Instead, recognize that he was deeply hurt by the end of your relationship and is doing the best he can to mend his broken heart. With that understanding in place, it is perfectly okay to go home and cut his head out of all the photos of him you own (if he sent you any), and burn them at your next barbecue.

Hey, he deals with his pain one way, those that are jealous, deal with it another way.

We miss wildbp...

2009-01-22T18:41:00.002-05:00

Here's a little song I had to borrow
You might want to sing it, don't be sorrow
Don't worry, be happy.
In even chat life we have some trouble
But when you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy.
Don't worry, be happy now.

*Don't worry, be happy.
Don't worry, be happy.
Don't worry, be happy.
Don't worry, be happy.

Ain't got no place to chat no more,
Somebody sonned you out the door,
Don't worry, be happy.
The chatscrap said your time was up
Still come on by and say whassup,
Don't worry, be happy.

*(Look at me -- I'm happy.
Don't worry, be happy.
Here I give you my phone number.
When you worry, call me, I make you happy.
Don't worry, be happy.)

Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style
Ain't got no gal to make you smile
Don't worry, be happy.
'Cause when you worry your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
Don't worry, be happy.

*(Don't worry, don't worry, don't do it. Be happy.
Put a smile on your face. Don't bring everybody down.
Don't worry. It will soon pass, whatever it is.
Don't worry, be happy. I'm not worried, I'm happy... )

How big a loser are you?

2009-01-20T16:23:00.001-05:00

Polls are up!!!

Sonned back to Star Wars message boards/chat ???

2009-01-18T06:17:00.004-05:00

wildbp_jedi
Total Posts: 1,239
Member Since: 06/02

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Date Posted: June 11, 2002 08:37 AM

I have to add my 2cents here. I could see why people would think Mace Windu is possibly evil. I was shocked when Mace said that it should be reported that the Jedi no longer have the ability to properly use The Force. that is very strange, and I'm glad Yoda quickly shot it down.
To me, Dooku acts more like a mercenary than a Sith. I think he has visions of him being in control of everything.. how do we know he actually delivered the Death Star plans to Palpatine as he said he would? It's quite possible in part lll he's killed by Anakin or Palpatine himself for betraying and lying to Palpatine. Mace quite possibly could be on "the take" he might be playing both sides. Lots of things remain to be seen and I'm so pumped up I can't stand it. Is it 2005 yet??? :o)

LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!! at being so pumped up he can't stand it.

Sonned back to Star Wars chat possibly? Did wildbp take Princess Brittany with him? Both have been missing from NHL:1 chat for 24 hours.

I wonder if the nerds will let Bill back in the club?

Member since 2002, but I wonder how long it's been since he has hung out.

LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll bookmark the site in which I found this post just in case we can't find Bill or Britt.

Hilarious !!!!!!!!!!!!

...why do young women like older men...

2009-01-11T17:44:00.002-05:00

Why do 20 something year old girls want men in their 30's, 40's, 50's and yes, even their 60's?

Some chatters call it the Sugar Daddy Syndrome, and other chatters say its because 'daddy was never around'. There are numerous chatters that find it sick and perverted, but regardless of chatters' personal views... young women dating older men has become a chat-wide phenomenon.

LOL at these younger chatters falling for the old guy... thinking that this relationship will come with 'benefits'... and lots of them.

Here are some reasons why young chat hos are considering partners twice their age, and making a move to the geriatric side...

1. He can explain a book's plot and storyline to you quickly, therefore saving you the time to actually read the book. (heaven forbid chat scrap hos ever pick up a book and learn something on their own)

2. You can borrow his Grecian Formula to patch any bleached sun spots in your own hair.

3. The big bedroom and or guest room(s) means no rent for you. (also this means your friends and family can move out of their trailer parks and into his home too)

4. If you sprain your ankle, you can use his cane or wheelchair.

5. He qualifies for early bird senior discounts at Denny's, meaning your lazy ass doesn't have to get up and make him breakfast.

6. He'll effectively replace your dad for when pops isn't around. (Fathers Day twice :X)

7. He'll treat 100% of the time, as younger guys have no cash, credit cards, or in many cases, wallets.

8. He can help you with your homework, or if you blow him, he'll even do it for you.

9. He's not sleeping on mommy's couch or living with his parents. (except for zr22k)

10. He doesn't have any drug baggage. Yeah, he probably smoked pot in the 60's and 70's, and did coke in the 80's and 90's, but is most likely clean now. (except for jockoredwing53)

11. You won't have to worry about getting pregnant, his sperm are so old and probably doing the backstroke anyway, right Mitch?

12. He won't argue with you over little, meaningless things. (except for wildbp)

WTF it's chat... be who you want to be, and be who you want to be with.

Go Philadelphia Eagles!

Pens suck l-)

...Who wants to play...

2009-01-07T03:31:00.002-05:00

Let's play a game!

A player is cast as a pig whose goal is to capture the love and attention of as many people as possible. The game's subject reflects some of the social and psychological trends present in social-networking communities, including self-promotion, social anxiety, obsessive need for peer validation, and distraction as entertainment.

How to play:

When you get close enough to someone, you both feel the love.

The more people loving you at once, the more love you feel and the more points you get.

When a person fills up with love, their heart turns to gold. Turn enough hearts to gold to advance to the next round.

If you run out of love, the game is over...

or if your love wants to meet you, break up with them and start a new game.

Now for contestants...

I have a few chatters in mind.

Do you?

Dear Mr. Letterman...

2008-10-17T16:18:00.005-04:00

Top 10 reasons why zr22k (Jim) has a hard time growing up -

10. He's 47, balding, fat, and STILL watches the Powerpuff Girls.
9. It's 11 p.m. Sat. night, and he's reading Keepers while lingering in NHL:1 chat.
8. He giggles every time he hears a female chatter say 69.
7. He and his neighbor's granddaughter have matching Hello Kitty socks.
6. He shares a 1-bedroom apartment with mom.
5. He works part-time at Toys R Us on weekends.
4. He takes a dump in the corner of mom's apartment and then blames the dog.
3. He spit shines the spinners of his 1974 Big Wheel and won't let other kids ride it.
2. All of his imaginary friends are named after GI Joe characters.
1. Before sleeping, visions of sugarplums dance through his head, instead of naked love-slaves.

Jim in his 47 years has gone from infancy to childhood and from youth to physical maturity and yes, on to old age... but has yet to become a responsible adult.

Why is that, Jim?

Some men such as Jim will never grow up mentally or emotionally. The reality is that he would find the real world scary. By not growing up mentally or emotionally people like Jim do not have to face and deal with reality, which takes effort and courage, and they do not wish to challenge themselves.

Jim, I hate to preach here, but...

...for all that God has provided and enabled that is accessible to man... God only asks for two characteristics in return:

1. Think before acting and accept responsibility for your actions.
2. Accept responsible challenges.

All who do not develop the above characteristics, then God’s Intelligent Design will punish them and all who are close to them in the here and now.

First sonned by Mother Nature, next God.

Some men such as Jim do not wish to get married. They fear the loss of freedom and the potential loss of wealth. Marriage unfortunately has earned a bad rap, mainly because of the rules that Government has imposed for their political profit and how Jocko speaks of his previous marriage... LOL!!!

LOL!!! at potential loss of wealth. LOLOL!!! at the loss of freedom... this meaning he would have to leave mom's apartment and cut down on chat hours logged?

So again I ask, Jim...

... why have you not yet become a responsible adult?

Does breast feeding until you were 9 have anything to do with it?

zr22k shaking in his boots... debating on whether to leave chat for a year due to the Sonners humiliating him again or to stay and use the ignore feature this time.

Some think you never really left. Jim, but rather lurked and lingered for 365 days.

LOL!!!

He knows hockey but...

2008-10-15T21:10:00.003-04:00

Has anyone ever read or heard such a profuse outpouring of useless hockey knowledge provided by one chatter? Below is just a small sample...

antiwhy: gonna gut my farm for one cup run them do the league a favor and walk

LOL at that! Ryan forever rebuilding but nothing to show for his energy after 7 years, or does he?

antiwhy: anyone want bernier
antiwhy: jonathan

smoothadriene: no thanks anti you can have him

antiwhy: bernier is going to bill for giguere

antiwhy: i turned down giggy for leclaire and cole earlier

antiwhy: if it was me i wouldnt have given so much for 60 pt frolov
antiwhy: btw

antiwhy: bill agreed to that deal without comeau and kubina being thrown in by me

antiwhy: thats not the point

antiwhy: i could have given less but i was nice enough to giveup more lol
antiwhy: tammy forgot to start price cuz shes been busy puking btw

antiwhy: cherapanov died from a heavy heart

antiwhy: most peoples hearts weigh 290 grams, his was 495

antiwhy: cherepanov had the same condition as david carle, miocardiopathy

antiwhy: and no she didnt purposely bench him because shes playing me

antiwhy: shes been teasing me all week lol

antiwhy: leafs should be 2-1
antiwhy: they have played good

antiwhy: lundqvist exposed as manny fernandez, product of defense infront of him

cck2ca: kulemin is a stud
antiwhy: hes no handzus
antiwhy: handzus on pace for 82 pts.
antiwhy: tracy doesnt like long walks on the beach or romantic dinners
antiwhy: give her a hungry man and a slow walk through a recycling center and shes good to go

antiwhy: it wasnt the players involved in the deal
antiwhy: you traded your only stud for a 2nd liner, 3rd liner and mediocre prospect when you need a goalie

flyereddie48: apparently ed ..doesnt matter you like the deal ..everyone else has to

antiwhy: edbel doesnt have a plan

edbeldrunk: veto! Boyle never will make the league! 10 goals max!
antiwhy: its been 3 years and his team is in park with the flashers on

antiwhy: bryzgalov is one of the best
antiwhy: and brodeur
antiwhy: i think hes better than lundqvist

flyereddie48: why wasnt barrys trade vetoed?
flyereddie48: wasnt a rape?
antiwhy: i had a problem with what he traded for, the value isnt bad
antiwhy: your trade was put through
edbeldrunk: it was

antiwhy: why not trade heatley for a starter
cck2ca: anti still yapping about lundy, dude its fantasy hockey i don't care
antiwhy: fuck off chris im not talking about that
edbeldrunk: lol
antiwhy: wakeup

antiwhy: james neal>>>brunnstrom

antiwhy: kings near tops in the league for GAA

antiwhy: cck bein a chicken shit
cck2ca: wtf anti
antiwhy: dude i wasnt even talking about the deal and u run your yap to me
cck2ca: thought id play your game son
antiwhy: i was beyond that
antiwhy: but u brought it back up lol
antiwhy: son?
antiwhy: lol
cck2ca: sending random notes about a deal done over a month ago, dude wtf
antiwhy: good luck learning prospects u will need it lol

cck2ca: i'll keep giroux, he isn't a bust like you say
antiwhy: who said he was
antiwhy: i said he wont be a star
antiwhy: lots of frogs put up big numbers in the q
duecey4: I also doubt giroux will live up to the hype
antiwhy: hes no berglund
cck2ca: berglund
antiwhy: who chris had never heard of until i mentioned it, next day he trades junk for him
antiwhy: lol unreal
cck2ca: i did know who he was
antiwhy: vanek is a beast when he wants to play
antiwhy: stafford is really lazy
cck2ca: and yet you send daily offers for him
antiwhy: stafford has potential to be very good but his work ethic stinks
antiwhy: he reminds me of steve bernier

antiwhy: wow good thing tammy forgot to start price or id really be getting killed

LOL when fantasy hockey is your life, how do you forget to start a goalie? =)) I'm thinking Tammy was pressured into leaving him off the starting roster by Ryan.

cck2ca: how convienent
edbeldrunk: lol
antiwhy: yea she did it on purpose

antiwhy: shes been sick all week thanks
antiwhy: why dont u annoy her with pm's again and ask
antiwhy: but yea she is me
cck2ca: what all i did was if she was interested in steen, whats wrong with that?
antiwhy: then u begin asking for studs in return

Even if that is true, isn't that part of the trading/raping process? Rapes and trades take place each and every day. =)) Ryan is mad that CCK is talking to his woman... and not always about fantasy hockey. Fact!

antiwhy: anyways
cck2ca: huh?
cck2ca: all i said was if she had interest in steen to let me know
cck2ca: never mentioned any names

Now who is one going to believe? I'm thinking Chris has more credibility than Ryan and Tammy combined. Fact!

cck2ca: i asked if tammy wanted to move dustin boyd, all i asked

antiwhy: she just told me u annoy her with bs offers

LOL, typical cowardly individual, afraid to go straight to the source. She uses Ryan to do her dirty work. Tammy is probably one who continually posts comments under anonymous as well... LMFAO... exposed!

cck2ca: like what,

antiwhy: she ignores him and bitches to me lol

cck2ca: i never asked for filatov or wilson , so what are you talking about, are you drunk anti or what

hockeychik1998: cck wanting filatov wilson and a pic of those 40d's for steen from banall
antiwhy: not talking about the steen deal lol
antiwhy: shes told me that u asked for her best kids for scrubs before not sure who was involved
cck2ca: no i didin't

Sounds like antitruth and banallrealisticcomments are at it again. =)) This is why chat couples should not manage individual teams in a fantasy league. LOL!!!

cck2ca: i don't want that commie fuck filatov
antiwhy: lol
antiwhy: ok

antiwhy: flyers could of had kipper for a 2nd years ago too
antiwhy: heard ferguson sr. talk about it on xm
antiwhy: said when he was assistant in san jose, clarke balked at trading a 2nd for an unproven goalie
antiwhy: i think halak is better than price lol
antiwhy: leclaire is great, jackets need to put something around him
antiwhy: play brassard and voracek more

antiwhy: bryzgalov top 10
c_d164: ill take bryzgalov a top 10
c_d164: but gerber no

At least one chatter is buying into all of Ryan's hockey knowledge, Booman2k0 =))

antiwhy: roy stole games, fradeur rarely has to

antiwhy: id take fleury over anyone and i used to think he sucked
antiwhy: fleury, bryzgalov, leclaire, giguere true

antiwhy: giguere and ducks look dead
antiwhy: older team
antiwhy: not much talent left
antiwhy: boyd was a free agent btw
antiwhy: played over 40 games and tammy didnt want the bum

Tammy dumping all bums but one, right Ryan? LOL!!! You maybe? Is that why you fear CCK talking trades with Tammy?

antiwhy: dropped tootoo but hes dressed for his 3rd game today

antiwhy: i followed rules as per usual

antiwhy: leafs have been real good actually
antiwhy: fuckin hollweg cost them

antiwhy: lundqvist plays behind a great d and faces 8 shots a game
antiwhy: like fradeur and backstrom

So is Ryan saying Lundqvist is overrated? Come on Ryan, learn the game!

c_d164: lundqvist is another goalie who doesnt impress me

Ryan able to convince Booman again. Too funny.

antiwhy: LA has improved their GAA and will continue to do so
antiwhy: all i can ask for is improvement each year
antiwhy: youngest team in nhl

thornton_19_canada: YOUR GM IS CHEAP
c_d164: lababera is 16th
antiwhy: yea its the gm
thornton_19_canada: 5MILL
antiwhy: its the owners lol

antiwhy: frolov will stay because he loves la and took less last time
antiwhy: frolov, kopitar, brown, o
antiwhy: buy in
antiwhy: cammalleri wanted 6 mill so hes gone
antiwhy: thats why it took so long to sign o'sullivan thornton
antiwhy: he wanted 4-5 mill
antiwhy: takes brains to rebuild the right way

antiwhy: niskanen for frogren true
antiwhy: stud

antiwhy: wonder how amazingoilers likes tom gilbert
antiwhy: he was in my ear all season about how he raped me, gilbert for keith
antiwhy: because i get him for cheap for 3 years
antiwhy: hes a good value and the most underrated dman in the game IMO
antiwhy: best hawks dman by a mile

antiwhy: most underrated player in the league with 2 assists

antiwhy: maybe it isnt good that tammy forgot to start price lol

antiwhy: buststrom 2 goals
antiwhy: id say it was a good pickup but hes no dubinsky

antiwhy: kings and yotes will blow by the ducks in the next few years

But when it's all said and done come 2050, the Ducks will still be the only team of the aforementioned with a cup.

Ryan, you need to seriously consider another career. Fantasy GM is just not cutting it. When you only win 1 cup in 7 years (that being in a league of 4 LOL!!!) I am not impressed.

All talk, no action!

You had more success in your previous career, did you not?

Until the law caught up to you anyway. l-)

Serious puck, and bullshit...

2008-10-14T02:54:00.004-04:00

So I wander into NHL:1 this morning at about 2:30 AM and I hear Mitch (xl_five_lx) giving advice to Katie (Canucks_girl44) on how to forget about Paul (Jerzzzey) and to move on.

Seems like Katie has had her feelings hurt because her and Paul used to be cool with one another, but since Mary_Christine popped into Paul's life, Paul has started talking shit about Katie. Mitch is trying to tell Katie to calm down, it's only chat... blah... blah... blah...

canucks_girl44: now paul only says he loved and ever loved mary christine and no one else blah blah blah, says i look like a man, etc. just to impress mary
canucks_girl44: and i'm like, you pmed me fucking 24/7 you psycho
canucks_girl44: thornton too

youdontknowjack50: mary doesn't impress me
canucks_girl44: lmao I know
canucks_girl44: i know
canucks_girl44: it's all he has
canucks_girl44: and he's dating the tranny of all trannies!
canucks_girl44: IRONYYYY
canucks_girl44: =))

Mitch trying to tell Katie that Mary_christine looks like Geronimo with that big nose of hers.

This coming from a man who was so embarrassed and humiliated by a chatter in Jocko that he stayed away from chat for how long? Mitch stating in chat he's been away from chat for a couple of years... LOL!!!

You lingering and lurking faggit... welcome back!

Okay, now Katie is on cam for Mitch and he's trying to see some 'flesh'... some things will never change. Aren't you about 3x her age, Mitch? Now it's photosharing hour. LOL!!!

So Mitch was going on about how he called Mary_Christine at Victoria Secret and demanded that she return the Tennis Bracelet and clothing she purchased with Thornton's moms credit card.
master_music_man2: ouch
youdontknowjack50: sounds like the trip to florida

Okay, back to Katie's pictures...

youdontknowjack50: whose huge hand is that ?
youdontknowjack50: whew thought it was one of your gf's
youdontknowjack50: well she did say she was out with her gf's

Mitch thinking those are pics of boo_denali's hands.

Mitch stating how Katie has come around over the years. LOL!!!

'Katie, did I ever dick you around like that?'
'Nah Mitch, you ware always pretty good to me.'

LOL!!!

'You're busting out of that top, says Mitch.' Too funny! What some young chicks will do for attention.

"Wow, what a rack, says Mitch'... creepy, coming from a 50+ year old.

youdontknowjack50: the cidinglight blog
youdontknowjack50: i only read it three times it is pretty funny
youdontknowjack50: oz gets it the wordt on the blog
youdontknowjack50: worst

Katie trying to tell Mitch that the blogger has no life to be writing about a chat room. LOL!!!

How much of a life do you have Katie to frequent chat and the blog as often as you do?

master_music_man2: geez I lurk way too much in this room
canucks_girl44: lol lurker

Mitch telling Katie that Dean and Pavel are both insane. LOL!!!

LOL at Katie telling Mitch that Dean got caught telling hotshotschamp that he got hit by an 18-wheeler and is collecting disability. Everyone is obsessed with Dean.

Katie telling Mitch that Dean is now exposed as unemployed and really isn't the rich stockbroker that he claimed to be.

youdontknowjack50: he got hit by a semi running from shanna at the airport?

LOL at Mitch saying only Jocko knows the true story of Dean... something about Dean taking care of his grandmother full-time.

Here we go again with the Dean/Shanna story from Mitch. Mitch's version changes each time he tells the story.

Now Mitch, Katie and Jack are trying to figure out if Dean got hit by the semi before or after meeting Shanna. Mitch knowing that the semi crashed through Dean's house, that Dean never leaves the house to have been struck on the road.

Darren (fire-rescue1985) on the mic. I think I'd rather hear Mitch make up some stories.

LOL at Mitch telling Katie... 'BRB, talk to fire'... was that Mitch's way of saying please don't leave, Katie?

LOL at Darren talking of the good 'ole days of chat, when you could have fun for more than 10 minutes at a time. Too funny.

canucks_girl44: hahah
canucks_girl44: aw i miss those days
canucks_girl44: before sonners

LMFAO at before sonners.

canucks_girl44: but then half the room'd be empty darren

Isn't have a room 25 chatters... LOL...

canucks_girl44: darren look at my profile pic. that's for mitch

'Damn, darlin', if you go runnin' you better have some damn good support there', says Darren. =))

Maybe deep down Katie hates Paul because he is no longer around to talk that way to her anymore.

canucks_girl44: shady dont show that to Jay, he'll start coming back in chat
canucks_girl44: jk Jay's cool shit
canucks_girl44: does he still live with you jack?
canucks_girl44: wb master
youdontknowjack50: i saw him at thanksgiving at my sisters

LOL, so that's a yes.

Between Mitch, Jack and Darren... there must be 145 years of experience for Katie to get off to tonight.

Mitch stepping outdoors to smoke, puts out his butt, throws it in a bucket and up in flames the bucket goes. Darren states he's on his way to put out the fire. LOL!!! Stick to plucking cats out of trees, Darren.

LOL at Mitch saying Jocko is old.

Mitch saying that Paul made up some people search web site and made him to be 20 years older than he really is. =))

Watch what you say of Jocko, Mitch... you may find yourself sonned from chat for another 2 years. LOL!!!

canucks_girl44: i was gonna be xena this year too
canucks_girl44: but now i'm going as Wayne and my friend as Garth
canucks_girl44: i used to do it perfectly
canucks_girl44: then my voice got lower and now i cant
canucks_girl44: true story

Darren doing an impersonation of some cartoon character on mic.

Mr. Gruesome from The Flintstones... wtf?

looku_bibeub466: Hello
canucks_girl44: Hi looku!
canucks_girl44: looku who's your team?
youdontknowjack50: i seen them in paganism 4 when they used to have trivia in there
canucks_girl44: i thought i've seen looku say more than that before
canucks_girl44: and everyone was like
youdontknowjack50: tehy are here to observe what we are talking about
canucks_girl44: what do you mean jack? that's creepy
fire_rescue1985: really?
canucks_girl44: like aliens
canucks_girl44: the lookus
fire_rescue1985: i'll protect you katie
canucks_girl44: lol
canucks_girl44: okay
youdontknowjack50: someone that hasa regular in here but uses those names to spy

LOL, don't bots go into each and every room, Jack?

canucks_girl44: blogger?
youdontknowjack50: regular name
youdontknowjack50: dunno
canucks_girl44: might be the blogger
youdontknowjack50: i can only think of a few from here that also goes to the paganism room
canucks_girl44: true story
youdontknowjack50: dean,paul tasha , talker

canucks_girl44: tashas' good at trivia stuff
canucks_girl44: yeah right darren
youdontknowjack50: tasha has the bot that runs a trivia program
canucks_girl44: but five you've experienced it all! that's why!

LOL at Mitch stating he kicked Tasha's ass in trivia more times that anyone would believe.

Mitch asking Darren how old he is... =))

LOL at Darren only being 38.

Mitch won't tell Darren how old he is... what a surprise.

I wonder who soccer_sucks_the_big_one is and why are they lurking at this hour? Could it be sherry_berry27 checking up on her man?

I see fischer.brittany isn't in the room, but still has voice going in the room... listening to each and every word. l-)

Sad.

4:32 AM... bedtime!

Keep up with the bullshit, Mitch... you make for good entertainment.

LOL!!!

Don't worry, Katie... Paul will be back!

Darren, get an education.

Jenna Fischer > Bobby Fischer > fischer.brittany

2008-10-03T04:29:00.003-04:00

Is it true, Brittany, that cheating is rarely about pure sexual attraction?

I'm thinking that infidelity is almost always about more than just sex. Cheating is rarely about pure sexual attraction, right Brittany? Do the chatters of NHL:1 and MLB:1 fulfill your emotional needs. Brittany?

LOL!!!

Perhaps, Brittany, the reason behind your infidelity is the need for appreciation?

People like you, Brittany who feel unloved or unappreciated by their 'live' partner may begin looking outside their relationship for sources of comfort and affirmation. Are you not loved enough by your boyfriend? Does he not tell you he appreciates you?

LOL at you Brittany... rationalizing your infidelity by stating the if your boyfriend had paid more attention to you, you wouldn't have to cheat on him.

Since your boyfriend couldn't give you the love you felt you deserved, you figured you could find what you needed in chat, right Brittany?

Well, you dumb fuck... if you weren't feeling loved or appreciated in your relationship, you should have shown some responsibility and talked to your significant other about what you want or need from him. My guess is that he's much happier banging his neighbor than you... but we don't really know that for sure, do we?

Do you feel unloved, Brittany, because your boyfriend is spending too much time at work and not in a chat room? Are you jealous of your boyfriend's relationship with his female friends? Are they prettier than you? By addressing your true issues and being upfront about personal and sexual needs, the two of you may be able to work things out and keep cheating out of the picture, or shall I say MORE cheating out of the picture?

Do you have suspicions of him cheating, Brittany? Are you cheating on him out of revenge? Are you trying to get back at him for something that has happened in the past?

Remember how Gandhi once put it, "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind."

If you have secret anger or bitterness, Brittany, towards your partner, quit hiding it! Make him aware of your feelings and decide if you're able to forgive and forget. If you can't, it's better to get out of the relationship rather than stay and cheat on him even more. It isn't fair to Bill either that he has to wonder who or what you're doing when you're not with him.

Also, Brittany, one often surprising reason behind infidelity is self-destruction.

Brittany, are you one of those that have such low self-esteem that when something good happens to you (such as meeting and dating a great man), that you think he doesn't deserve that gift in you?

LOL!!!

If this is true, Brittany, then people like you go out of your way to self-destruct your relationships.

Do you believe in "better to break their heart before they can break mine?" If so, you are truly a bigger loser than I ever imagined.

Self-esteem and trust issues as extreme as yours, Brittany, may require outside support in the form of couples or individual counseling, not the help of NHL:1 or MLB:1 chatters who tell you they love you after a 5 minute conversation. You think that the likes of Bill or others mean it when they offer their praise, love and affection for you?

LOL!!!

Chat hos like you are a dime-a-dozen, Brittany. If you're stupid enough to believe that you're the one.. then who am I to rain on your parade. All I can say is... good luck with that, and that you are merely the flavor of the month!

Before it is too late, Brittany, and ff you want to protect your real relationship from infidelity, you must first protect your relationship from the silent killers in jealousy, bitterness, low self-esteem, and mistrust. WTF am I talking about, it is too late... duh!

The only way was through honest communication. You should have revealed your true emotions and needs to your boyfriend and encouraged him to do the same.

LOL!!! at through honest communication. You're fucked. both of you... your boyfriend is currently balls deep in a real woman.

Okay... I have a Q...

...and it might seem silly, but think about it.

Human beings are downright obsessed with sex, right? l know Jim (zr22k) fantasize about it, I know Bill (wildbp)_ buys medications for it, I also know that Bill (wildbp) builds relationships around it, and I also know all you bitches read blogs about it! But why?

Why are people so fixated with such a simple bodily function?

I'm sorry, that was more than one question, wasn't it?

LOL!!!

After speaking to a few chatters about it, here are some of the answers they gave-

- it feels good and it is fun ... harlemz_nocturne
- I felt sorry for the person ... nashvillepredsfan
- It was for a bet ... sharks1419
- I wanted to feel closer to God ... citygirl0117
- To get a job ... anonymous (no one from NHL:1)
- I wanted to give someone else a sexually transmitted disease ... fischer.brittany
- For money ... fischer.brittany
- I wanted to get rid of my headache ... foxy_the_first
- I wanted to change the topic of conversation ... sherry_berry27

I'm curious to see what Jim's (zr22k) answer would be. I have never once heard Jim speak of sex. I have never once heard him speak of girls other than Dana, Sarah, or Justine... and chat girls don't count. When was the last time Jim spoke of banging some chick off the net?

LOL!!!

Mid 40's... never been laid, lives at home with mom in a 1-bedroom apartment. Rice-a-Roni 6 times a week, and has a pet rabbit named Robby... which reminds me of a joke-

-Q. Why did Jim's rabbit cross the road?
-A. To get to the other side.
-Q. Why did Jim cross the road?
-A. Because his cock was stuck in the rabbit.

Or was it a joke? LOL!!!

Tell us again Jim how you stayed away from chat for months because you couldn't handle the likes and pressure of Dean and Ripstic.

LOL!!!

LOL at you lurking in NHL:1 all those months and trying to 'son'.

Why do you use a voice changer while in chat, Jim... are you afraid thornton and not2nice will step all over you with their deep voices... compared to your real voice?

Kingvspades wanted me to ask you if you still wear lady stockings over your head while on cam for Dana, Jim? What the fuck was/is that all about?

LOL!!!

So JIm... tell me, why do you have sex?

Please, no momma jokes.

LOL!!!

2008-09-15T20:27:00.002-04:00

Phone sperming is a safe form of sexual release, so long as your significant other(s) do not find out. Unfortunately not every NHL:1 chatter knows how to make it the best it can be. I'm going to give you a few tips about how to make this the best experience ever. If you're paying for it... STOP now! There are chatters in NHL:1, both male and female that put out for free.

First... make sure you know what you want or what your fantasy is before you call. It's a waste of time and money to call a chatter and just let that person on the other end decide what YOU like. Why leave your erotic experience up to someone else? There are some chatters that have experience and can usually lead you into something satisfying but what if what they like isn't exactly what you want?

Second... if you have a fantasy in mind, feel free to share it with the chatter of your choice. Let him/her know what you enjoy and find erotic. Nine times out of ten, they've heard it before. Do make sure that if you have a particular taboo fetish that you make sure the chatter you call caters to these fantasies. Not every chatter is taboo free. Some chatters will sometimes have limits on what they will talk so feel free to ask. Most will appreciate it and you won't be in for a shock when that certain chatter stops you cold after you cross their personal line.

Third... phone sex chatters are human beings. Most chatters will love it if you want to talk or at least say "thank you" or "bye" to him/her after you're done. It's not a requirement and understandably, some of you just want to "get off" and hang up. That's perfectly fine. But if you do want to make small talk or thank him/her for a good time, they'll appreciate it. It's rude, even in the phone sex world, to slam the phone down once you're done. Again, it's not a "must" but do keep in mind that phone sex chatters like to know they've shown you a good time, why not let them know?

Fourth... unless you have to due to location, don't be quiet and let the person on the other end do all of the talking unless you're solely into that. They like hearing you talk and they like hearing you get off. How are they to know you had fun and are finished if they can't hear you? Be loud, you can do it!

Fifth... don't feel embarrassed by your fetish or even the call itself. Like I said, they've heard it all before and it's not usual that you're going to have some kind of fetish that these phone sex chatters hasn't heard before. They talk to guys/girls every day and look at it this way, they can't see you or even know who you are, so have fun and enjoy yourself. No one is going to make you feel ashamed or embarrassed unless that's what you're into.

Sixth... don't waste your chatters' time by sending him/her instant messages or promising a call you'll never make just because you think it's cute. Their time is valuable, just like yours. Also, a phone sex chatter is a professional. You're not going to meet them in person and sweep them off their feet. They've heard it a million times before. Now granted, sometimes chatters have met in person and it's worked out but that's not the norm. Treat them special but don't make expectations of them they can't keep. It's not safe to meet someone you've only had phone sex with. So don't ask!

Seventh... don't assume that the phone sex chatter thinks of you as just a 'sperm session' and nothing more. Some chatters and their partners are good friends and think of each other as very close. This all depends on the phone sex chatter and the partner individually. Some phone sex chatters like to be professional in the fullest and don't want to know their partners. However, some really do enjoy getting to know the guy or girl they're talking to.

Eighth... above all else, just have fun! A lot of guys/girls call for 3 minutes, get off, and hang up. That's perfectly fine. If you're a person who likes to spend more time on the phone or wants to know how the phone sex chatter feels, perhaps these tips might help you out.

Based on what I've seen and heard in NHL:1... the below chatters will make it worth your dime, and time ;)...

Boltsgirlvl4 - Jill
TML_fan_4_life - Chris
Lotusblossom604- Justine
Flyereddie48 - Eddie
Fischer.Brittany - Brittany
Hotshotschamp - Chris
Berrybusygirl - Debbie
Hovy_dovy - Dave
Citygirl0117 - Tina
Antiwhy - Ryan
HockeyMom935 - Cerah
Wildbp - Bill
Forsygirl - Jenn
Sonners - all

If the below message you for a good time... RUN!

Dakilangmanok1
Nashvillepredsfan
Booman2k0
Northerncutie08
Oz_santwyck
Mary_christine21
Thornton_19_ca
Aka_rockin_canadian_girl

Dean is everywhere...

2008-09-07T05:20:00.005-04:00

nashvillepredsfan: I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday
verian_my_spider_daemon: I never had a girl looking any better than you did in chat that night

verian_my_spider_daemon: And all the chatters in the room, they were wishing they were me, especially cudaguy
nashvillepredsfan: yeah i imagined our bodies being oh so close and tight that first night
nashvillepredsfan: how it felt so good, how it felt so right
verian_my_spider_daemon: don't ya hear my heart
verian_my_spider_daemon: I've been waiting so long for you to come along
verian_my_spider_daemon: and have some fun
verian_my_spider_daemon: And I gotta let you know you're never gonna regret it
verian_my_spider_daemon: So open up your legs I got a big surprise
verian_my_spider_daemon: *eyes
verian_my_spider_daemon: It'll feel alright
verian_my_spider_daemon: *be
nashvillepredsfan: well I wanna make your motor run

nashvillepredsfan: got to do what I can, and let Mother Nature do the rest
nashvillepredsfan: tell me you love me verian
verian_my_spider_daemon: Let me sleep on it girl
nashvillepredsfan: stop right there! I gotta know right now!
nashvillepredsfan: before we go any further, do you love me?
nashvillepredsfan: will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you never leave me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
verian_my_spider_daemon: Let me sleep on it baby
nashvillepredsfan: Will you take me away and will you make me your wife, boy?
verian_my_spider_daemon: baby let me sleep on it. Let me sleep on it, and I'll give you an answer in the morning GIRL!
nashvillepredsfan: I gotta know right now! Do you love me? Will you love me forever?
verian_my_spider_daemon: I swore that I would love you to the end of time
verian_my_spider_daemon: So now I'm praying for the end of time
verian_my_spider_daemon: because if I gotta spend another minute with you I don't think that... nevermind
verian_my_spider_daemon: I'll never break my promise or forget my vow. but God only knows what I can do right now, I'm praying for the end of time
verian_my_spider_daemon: It's all that I can do, praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you
nashvillepredsfan: fuck off, Dean

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buff_lincoln90210: hi allie
sharks1419: hi
buff_lincoln90210: I can't stop loving you
sharks1419: sorry I've made up my mind to live in memories of old lonesome times
buff_lincoln90210: I can't stop wanting you
sharks1419: it's useless to say
buff_lincoln90210: So I'll just live my life in dreams of yesterday??

buff_lincoln90210: Those happy hours that we once knew though long ago still make me blue
sharks1419: they say that time heels the broken heart
sharks1419: but time is stood still since we've been apart

sharks1419: it's useless to say so I'll just live my life in dreams of yesterday

buff_lincoln90210: Oh yeah, I've made up my mind
buff_lincoln90210: Made up my mind
buff_lincoln90210: So I'll just live my life, live my life, yeah, yeah, I can't stop loving you
buff_lincoln90210: No, I can't.

sharks1419: i was searching for someone to love me right
sharks1419: can you hear me when I cry late at night?
buff_lincoln90210: I'm the one you're looking for.
buff_lincoln90210: What you're searching for
sharks1419: fill your life with happiness elsewhere
sharks1419: Don't you look here no more

sharks1419: i never knew love could be so sweet
sharks1419: the joy you gave to me
buff_lincoln90210: I love you more than you'll ever know.

buff_lincoln90210: What you want I've got it! What you need, I'm the one with it!'
buff_lincoln90210: It's yours , if I'm the one you're looking for

sharks1419: Dean, you've made me so happy tonight
sharks1419: *Wipes the tears from my eyes*
sharks1419: dean?
sharks1419: hello?
buff_lincoln90210: arrrroooooooooooooooooo
sharks1419: fuck off dean

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jimmy_cinderella_man braddock: I am everything you want
jimmy_cinderella_man braddock: I am everything you need
foxy_the_first: well I am everything YOU want, and you want inside of me
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: lmao
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: indeed I do.
foxy_the_first: well come to me, with a gentle touch
foxy_the_first: with love so real, but not too much
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I won't need to get down on my knees again will I?
foxy_the_first: the love you gave before, was some way down south
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I became bored of you
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I had no choice but to lie to you.

foxy_the_first: you once gave me life
foxy_the_first: you gave me your heart, your shoulder when I needed to cry
foxy_the_first: you gave me hope when all my hope was gone
foxy_the_first: you gave me wings so my dreams could fly

jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: My love for you will live in my heart until eternity's through....
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I am who I am, Ine, thanks to you
foxy_the_first: iou gave me your word
foxy_the_first: and you gave me your voice
foxy_the_first: and your everything

jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: So what's the problem baby?
foxy_the_first: What's the problem? I don't know. Well maybe I'm in love
foxy_the_first: Think about it all the time
foxy_the_first: I think about it... Can't stop thinking 'bout it

jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: Get on cam
foxy_the_first: Hot temptations
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I wanna show you what I'd like to do
foxy_the_first: Sweet sensations
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: You sit back now, just relax now
foxy_the_first: gonna take it slow babe
foxy_the_first: Do it my way
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I'll take care of you

foxy_the_first: And now you're satisfied
foxy_the_first: Go to sleep for ten and anticipating, I will be waiting for you to wake again
foxy_the_first: Dean? you there?
foxy_the_first: ugh, Dean?
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I got what I wanted, goodnight.
foxy_the_first: I love you, Dean.
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: ***foxy_the_first will be ignored.
foxy_the_first: Fuck off, Dean.

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my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Hi Tina
citygirl0117: hi, lol
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: What's up, other than my cock?
citygirl0117: lol
citygirl: douche
citygirl0117: just tell me what you really want
citygirl0117: lol...
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: lmao, the same thing I've wanted for 8 years.
citygirl0117: allow me to guide you through my pleasure zone
citygirl0117: lol
citygirl0117: It's the ultimate seduction
citygirl0117: Sex is no longer taboo
citygirl0117: Rape the future ...Release the virgins!
ci!ygirl0117: is that what you want?
citygirl0117: lol
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: lmao, no. I wanted to play a game.
citygirl0117: thats hott!
citygirl0117: gone gay?
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: If you ever feel in doubt
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safeL You have a place in my heart, baby.
citygirl0117: lol
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
citygirl0117: ur a douche
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what?
citygirl0117: awww... are you not getting any attention this week, lol?
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot?
citygirl0117: pffft... have you never tasted a virgin?
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Now I'd like to be sperm you, we know so many have tried. But no one can get on for a ride.
citygirl0117: you think you have a chance with me eh?
citygirl0117: youve had many chances, lol
citygirl0117: and like oh yeah, im not talking to you remember
citygirl0117: lol
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: I want to simply make sure there's no virgins at all in chat!
citygirl0117: dude im like seriously going to puke here
citygirl0117: maybe next time, lol
citygirl0117: dont make me hack another account of yours, Dean
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Dean is here?
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: STFU l-)
citygirl0117: i dont really care all that much to keep up with you at all Dean
citygirl0117: ur on ignore
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: I'm going to tell everyone that it never felt so good, felt so right, getting into that pushey, that was way too tight.
citygirl0117: Fuck off, Dean.

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will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: hi sherry
sherry.berry27: hi
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: I know you're with Mitch, and of course you know who I'm with, but you wanna have phone sex one last time?
sherry.berry27: ok
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: you first again?
sherry.berry27: no, you always leave after i get off
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: not this time
sherry.berry27: ok. you want me on cam right?
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: yeah, and put on that coyote jersey that i bought you. lay back on the bed like you did for kingvspades.
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: do all of your partners send you jerseys? you must have many duplicates as there are only 30 teams in the nhl
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: want to rub one out for me in your new darcy tucker avs jersey im sending you?
sherry.berry27: Fuck off, Dean.

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lllxxx_queen_of_queens_xxxlll: so how many ID's do you have Dean?
silent_faccidity: 1
lllxxx_queen_of_queens_xxxlll: lmao me too
silent_faccidity: more like 1000, Danielle
lllxxx_queen_of_queens_xxxlll: fuck off Dean

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2008-08-31T15:03:00.002-04:00

MySpace.com - Wanda - 33 - Female - CA - www.myspace.com/21878088
THORNTON gave his Credit card number to Mary_Christine because she said she loved him and she spent 2K of his money.. yeah, she bought some Jethro tickets ...ca.myspace.com/21878088 - 152k - Cached - Similar pages

Who is this Wanda person?

LOL!

Wanda if you're reading this, tell me how one gets a job as an 'Educational Assistant' (as you list on your MySpace profile) having only gone as far as High School with your own education?

What male NHL:1 chatters need a lift?

2008-07-28T22:06:00.005-04:00

So tell us chat girls, which male chatters are letting you down by not getting it up.

Erection problems are common and can often be solved with self care. By definition, an erection problem is difficulty in raising or maintaining an erection capable of intercourse.

I have heard many a chat women complain about male chatters being selfish in the past. Is it by choice, or can they just not perform? Are male chatters faking orgasms as often as women these days?

Erection problems are often caused by stress at work, tension in relationships, depression, fatigue, lack of privacy, physical injury, alcohol, or side effects of medications. I'm thinking there is only one guy in chat that can get it up on a regular basis based on the above mentioned problems... but mentioning his name would only embarrass him.

Most of you probably know who it is anyway. ;)

So I ask... which male chatter isn't overly stressed?

"Rent is due, car payment is late." "I'm driving without automobile insurance and wondering what would happen if I got pulled over." "Why can't I find a job?" "My girlfriend just broke up with me." "My wife wants a bigger house." "My fiance wants me to kick mom out of the apartment so we can be alone." And what male chatter doesn't drink while in chat?

The above causes are generally temporary and will usually resolve with home treatment. Other, less reversible causes include diabetes, a long history of smoking, nerve damage, and vascular disease.

Those few have legitimate explanations.

The rest of you only have excuses.

The ease of sustaining erections generally decreases with age. However, with the right foreplay and environment, there is no age limit to the ability of healthy men to have erections.

Just ask Jocko and Deb, Zr22k and Justine, Vicesandhabits and Sherry, Mitch and Sherry, Wildbp and Sherry.

Prevention
Most erection problems can be prevented or resolved by taking a more relaxed approach to lovemaking and watching for possible side effects from medications or illnesses.

Home Treatment
Rule out medications first. Many drugs, especially blood pressure medicines, water pills, and mood-altering drugs, have side effects that can cause erection problems. Ask your physician or pharmacist to check your medications for possible effects on sexual function, or look it up yourself.

Avoid alcohol and smoking, which make erection problems even worse. If you smoke or use other tobacco products, consider getting help to quit.

Cope with stress. Tension in your life can distract you and make getting erections difficult. Regular physical activity and other stress-relieving activities may help ease tension.

Employment and 30 minutes on a treadmill 4x a week will work wonders for you.

Take time for more foreplay. Let your partner know that you would enjoy some stroking. Slow down, then slow down some more, then once hard... she can ride you into the sunset.

Make sure you're ready. If you have recently experienced a loss or change in a relationship, you may not yet be emotionally ready for erections. Generally, your stress will subside and your erection problem will disappear over time. Do what you can to relax.

Ask Buff_Lincoln, Jimmy_Cinderella, Verian, NHL_Journalist and other Sonners why it is important not to get emotionally attached. Less stress in their lives = coming/cumming through like a stallion each and every time.

Find out if you can have erections at other times. If you can have an erection during solo masturbation or on awakening, the problem is probably stress-related or may be caused by an emotional problem.

When to Call Your Physician
If you think that a medication may be causing the problem.
If you are unable to have an erection at all, or think that your problem may be a physical one.
If you have other symptoms such as urinary problems, pain in the lower abdomen or lower back, or fever.
If your symptoms are related to a recent injury.

When to Call Your Neighborhood Blogger
If you think you need 'better' medication such as erection-producing medications or injections.
If you are in need of a vacuum device.
If you are in need of a penile implant.
If you need one of the better looking chat girls to help you get it up.

Getting all the facts and thinking about your own and your partner's needs and values and speaking with the blogger will help you make a wise decision about treatment for erection problems.

Working together can get us all laid.

Yes, Hotshotschamp, even you.

Horrorscopes for NHL:1 Chatters...

2008-07-28T13:29:00.011-04:00

Each morning... prior to a shit, shower, shave or breakfast even... NHL:1 chatters like to check on a two things. No, it isn't their kids, or their significant other... and no again, it isn't the Stock Market or their bank statements.

The first thing chatters check on when they awaken is of course The 'Ciding Light. They need to see if anything new and exciting has been written about them and or their chat mates. The second thing they check up on is their horoscopes. But with so many choices, which horoscope should they believe in? The search for an accurate 2008 horoscope forecast continues, and that is where I come in.

Most chatters of NHL:1 allow horoscopes, crystal balls, and psychic hot lines to dictate their daily routine. I thought maybe they could possibly 'kill two birds with one stone' and read both the blog and Horrorscopes for NHL:1 Chatters on one site.

I hope to provide a forecast that pleases most chatters and gives some hope to the rest of the readers.

All in all, the Horrorscope for NHL:1 will provide answers (or my opinion) to chatters questions, but remember... it's your choice only whether you believe it or not. I don't want Yahoo and Google holding me responsible for your breakdown. ;)

So here goes...

Aries: Aries is the sign of leadership, control and domination. Sonning and sperming will be the only two things you will want to do this week and you may try to do them both at the same time on the last day of the month... July 31st. This does not make for sweet loving unless you're a Klingon, Praying Mantis or a chat ho.

Taurus: Your ability to communicate this week will be about as understood as the profession of an Alpaca breeder. So in other words... you won't be understood at all. Try to keep talking to yourself because at least you'll be understood that way. Remember... therapy is your friend.

Gemini: Sorry Gemini... you get the shit end of the stick again. This week money sucks, love sucks, life sucks. But look on the bright side, at least you have a roof over your head... the ceiling of NHL:1 chat. August will be a whole lot better, I mean how much worse can it really get, right?
Your desire for more money will never come true unless you get off your ass and do something.

Cancer: It's finally time for something good to happen to Cancer. And that means romance... fact! Starting August 1st, you will find love, but of course it will happen where you least expect it. Will it be within NHL:1 or in the real world? Only you know... but if i were a gambling individual...

Leo: Leo is the sexiest sign of the Zodiac, and this week you will be even sexier than normal. A change in residence will bring you closer to the one you love and increase romance. Which chat room other than NHL:1 will you be living in this week? Make yourself a cup of coffee, sit down and enjoy surfing the Internet.

Virgo: Love is in the air, or is it?! 'Scrap of NHL:1 are kind of slutty to begin with, and if they're on the rebound they're easier to lay than shag carpet! Don't start anything you are not able to get out of in a week. There is no reason to initiate a relationship or sperming session just to prove you can. Well a sperming session is okay.

Libra: You're in the zone this week! The Twilight Zone, that is. Life is what you make of it and why you choose to make yours a chat-lifer is beyond me. A change of scenery is in need for you. Money will be so stagnant this month you may have to turn tricks in chat to support your smoking habit.

Sagittarius: Yahoo is about to take over your life... so please chat responsibly. The answer you've been searching for lies right in front of your face, though it's difficult to make out with all that cheesecake in the way. Do not expect an increase in pay this week. The only increase you will see this week is in your waistline. Time for a diet or your lover will dump you for somebody who is actually attractive.

Capricorn: I foresee a great number of failures, setbacks and letdowns in your future, but then again, anyone from NHL:1 could have told you that... or probably already has. For the love of all that is good, get rid of your mullet. Stop living in the 80's.

Aquarius: Most Aquarius' will be ending bad relationships this month... but which chat hos to dump will be tough. Your luck will be increased by a member of the opposite sex with a limp who will change your life but drink your moonshine. Extra work will come your way also, and no, I don't mean horizontal work, Pervert! Stick to one lover this week.

Pisces: Love is on the horizon so stop your whining! Although you may be frustrated at trying to find a new chat love, stay focused and eventually the Instant Messages you have sent around NHL:1 will do their trick. The words 'short', 'fat' and 'bald' are about to come into your life. This could be one of many chatters that fit this description from within NHL:1 that responds to you soon. Keep your fingers crossed, but your legs wide open.

Try this website below just for fun.

When answering the questions try be honest about who you really are and see what/who comes up for you. If you are not satisfied, then you can use the information you provide on your profile of your false identities.

http://www.love-predictions.com/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=zodiacsigns&utm_campaign=lovepredictions&gclid=CInDkpKY45QCFSQqagodd00RQw
Oh yes, just one more thing...

Contrary to popular belief, I am not online nor in chat 24/7... so a daily update is not always possible. My apologies to those of you who rely so much on this blog each and everyday.

No more hate mail, or comments please!

LOL!!!

2008-07-13T21:47:00.005-04:00

So I'm watching television the other night... the Discovery Channel to be exact... and I'm viewing a show that I have only heard about, but never personally tuned in for.

The Deadliest Catch is a documentary-style reality television series that documents the events aboard fishing boats in the Bering Sea. The show is named Deadliest Catch because the crew of these boats are at a high risk of injury or death.

The series follows eight to ten crab fishing boats and their crews throughout two of the dangerous crab fishing seasons, the October king crab and the January opilio crab. The show emphasizes the very real danger to the crew on the decks of these boats and with each episode has a focus on a story or situation that occurs on one or more boats with side stories on the backgrounds and particular activities of one or two crew members.

The fleet's captains are featured prominently throughout the episodes... highlighting their camaraderie with their fellow captains and relationships with their crew... as well as their competitive nature against the other boats in the fleet regarding the hunt for crab throughout the fishing grounds.

So anyway... I'm about ten minutes into the Deadliest Catch and I must agree that this job is as they say... quite dangerous. But after seeing the 'dangers' involved on these vessels... I got to thinking... I know of an even more dangerous profession... chat room player... or shall we say chat room spermer.

Once I touch base with buff_lincoln, verian_my_spider_daemon and jimmy_cinderella, I'll get their opinion on maybe producing a show of our own.

I'm thinking this show should be called...THE DEADLIEST SNATCH.

The Deadliest Catch has a creator in Thom Beers. The CRU would need someone to step up and fill this position for their show. Any suggestions? I know who my choice would be.

The narrator for the Deadliest Catch is Mike Rowe. The CRU, since they are generally silent, and 'type their shit' will need to fill this position as well. I'm thinking since Steve (gartner22ny) is well loved by all the ladies, or at least his voice is... should be considered for the narrator of THE DEADLIEST SNATCH. What do you think?

The opening theme for the U.S. TV airing of the Deadliest Catch is "Wanted Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi. Now taking our title of the THE DEADLIEST SNATCH into consideration, the CRU will need to come up with a title song for their show. Any ideas?

In the Deadliest Catch, a two person camera crew lives on each boat profiled. They use handheld cameras to shoot most of the series. Additional footage is provided by four stationary cameras that are permanently mounted around the ship and are constantly recording.

In THE DEADLIEST SNATCH the CRU will need a two person camera crew as well. Preferably two males who would not blow their load at the sight of a naked woman. I'm thinking the two homosexuals in Dak and Hotshotschamp would be best for this.

And again... in the Deadliest Catch, remember that they utilize eight to ten crab fishing boats. In the show the CRU hopes to put together... THE DEADLIEST SNATCH, the CRU will need to find eight to ten crab infested pusheyholes. These positions should be the easiest to fill.

I'm thinking the CRU could get the below to partake in this venture...

1. Justine (lotusblossom604)
2. Shortybynature_mandi
3. Ine (foxy_the_first)
4. Sherry_berry27
5. Rachel (hastingsgirl)
6. Mary (mary_christine21)
7. Trisha (costergirl16)
8. Veronica (bels_belfour)

If the above choose not to participate we have the below that qualify as well...

9. Jill (boltsgirlvl4)
10. Lindsay (butter_cup0)
11. Tracy (northerncutie08)
12. Sonya (nashvillepredsfan)
13. Debbie (berrybusygirl)
14. Cerah (hockeymom935)
15. Katie (canucks_girl44)
16. Allie (sharks1419)

I'm sure I am missing a few names. ;)

According to the pilot episode of the Deadliest Catch, the death rate during the main crab seasons averages out to nearly one fisherman per week, while the injury rate for crews on most crab boats in the fleet is nearly 100% due to the severe weather conditions (frigid gales, rogue waves, ice formations on and around the boat) and the danger of working with such heavy machinery on a constantly rolling boat deck.

Alaskan king crab fishing reported over 300 fatalities per 100,000 as of 2008, with over 80% of those deaths caused by drowning or hypothermia.

On THE DEADLIEST SNATCH we hope to take the necessary precautions so we do not lose a single male chatter to disease. Just enter at your own risk. ;)

Don't worry girls, the guys will get theirs.

If the CRU can get THE DEADLIEST SNATCH off the ground with any success, I'm sure they will be able to get their next series going soon thereafter.

I'm thinking for the guys we can go with DIRTY KNOBS. A spin off from the Dirty Jobs series, also a Discovery Channel TV show and hosted by Mike Rowe.

For this I'm already thinking of names such as...

1. Jim (zr22k)... anyone that sticks it to danabomb and lotusblossum is in.

2. Ryan (antiwhy)

3. Jeremy (kottonmouth02)

4. Mark (kingvspades)

5. Paul (jerzzzey)

6. Bill (wildbp)

7. James (hoffa75ca)

And many many more. ;)

Come on CRU, I'm leaving it up to you to put it together.

2008-06-28T13:38:00.003-04:00

There are quite a few chatters that are asking my opinion these days... mostly of things of which I have no opinion to give. Some ask about international politics, some of global warming, a few ask of overseas stock markets, and some even ask about the latest diet fads... plus a bunch of other topics that I have little knowledge of.

So the evidence is clear... either my opinion really does count to a lot of chatters... or I just have a lot of people snowed. I'm leaning toward the latter since it requires far less effort on my part.

Most of you misguided chatters seek my opinion for no other reason than I write this blog. You think that since I can string together a couple of words in a semi-coherent manner... on a regular basis... that what I think... must have some relevance to your world.

Truly, we all know that most of the time, this blog writes itself. In fact, I don't consider myself a writer so much as a cranky chatter of life, a benign bystander, an existential fly on the wall. I just sit on the sidelines and take note of what's happening around me, then I run it through a spell checker and report it to you. Think of me as the hall monitor in the Big School of Life. By the way, where's your chat pass?

While some chatters ask my opinion on current events, most want to know what I think about things that haven't even happened yet, like I'm some kind of psychic hot-line.

Who do you think the next chat president will be? Do you think Sonners and chat 'scrap will ever unite? Do you think Cudaguys penis can get any larger with vitamins? Do you think the new Barbie will be able to wear the old Barbie's clothes? WTF?!?!?!

Since so many chatters seem to think that I can see into the future, I decided to put my sigh_kick (Psychic) abilities to the test. After all, I have nothing to lose and the answers to many questions to gain. Questions like... can I really see into the future? Do I really possess the gift of foresight? If I really can see into the future, what's the best way to make a fast buck off such an ability?

Okay, so I put myself in a deep, hypnotic trance and sat lurking in NHL:1 the other night, with the volume turned down, so I could stay focused and not hear the babbling of Oz. Then I closed my eyes and let the visions come. For a while, all I could see was Oz getting sonned to oblivion. Soon things became more clear. Here then, are some of my visions from that night...

- Oz leaving chat for the remainder of the year to spend time with his daughter and 'wife'. Turns over his Fantasy League to TML... who is voted best Commissioner and General Manager of 2008... but can't make the playoffs with the team he has assembled.

- Lotusblossom604 (Justine) back in business with her Red Line Consulting Firm, divorcing her husband, losing her kids, and continues to stalk Boddy and Markus while at the same time phone sperming ZR22k while listening to 1982 momma jokes.

- Hockeytard (Lindsay) meets up with Hotshotschamp (Chris) and they get married soon thereafter. Divorce comes after two months when they fight over who has the better tacos, Taco Bell or Taco Johns. Canucks_girl44 (Katie) rushes to be by Hots' side when he considers jumping from one of the few remaining bridges that haven't collapsed in St. Paul, Minnesota.

- Forsy_girl (Jenn) cuts down her blog views to single digits per day... from home anyway. Wait until she gets a job... she'll be logging in to read comments about her from work, just like (Boltsgirlvl4) Jill and - Aka_rockin_canadian_girl (Dani) does.

- Buff_Lincoln (name unknown) flying out to California to meet up with the love of his life... what's her name? Or is it Florida, (Nashvillepredsfan) Sonya... Ireland (Harlemz_Nocturne) Laura... Kansas (Foxy_the_First) Ine... or Michigan, (Citygirl0117) Tina? Wait, it was definitely California, where Sherry_Berry27 has taken up residence with (xl_five_lx) Mitch. Sorry Sharks1419 (Allie).

- Mary_Christine21 will announce that she is pregnant with ex-boyfriend Michael Tuck (Thornton_19_ca). Though it is unclear whether the baby will be a boy or girl, it will be born with interchangeable parts, just like its daddy.

- Due to the lack of viable candidates to run in the next chat room presidential election, the chat 'scrap Party will attempt to revive the political career of (Jockoredwing53) Jack. The fact that he is suffering from Alzheimer's will be considered by many to be a political plus. Is it Alzheimer's or has he smoked one bowl too many?

- A popular Internet chatter (Strider_Nation) Jeremy will win fame and fortune with the publication of his book, "Men Are From Venus, Women Are From Over Yonder... now go to work, make me some money, and oh yeah, don't forget to make me a sandwich before you leave, bitch."

Well, what do you know, those folks were right. I can see into the future after all. Or maybe it was all just a dream brought on by that beer and Polish sausage sandwich I had while passing out in chat.

Future 'Cide... or is it murder?

2008-06-25T18:38:00.003-04:00

On June 22, 20XX... an examiner will check out the body of Chatter A. She will confirm that Chatter A, has indeed died as a result of a shotgun blast to the head.

Before that, I see Chatter A jumping from the top of a 15 story building with intent to commit 'cide. Chatter A will leave a note behind. As Chatter A falls past the 12th floor, their life will be taken by a shotgun blast going through a window. Neither the one pulling the trigger or the future victim are aware that a safety net will be just below the 12th floor level to protect some building workers... and that Chatter A will not be able to complete their suicide mission the way they had planned.

The fact that Chatter A will be shot on the way to probable death, and not via a successful fall to his death as originally planned... will prompt a medical examiner to feel that he has a homicide on his hands and not a suicide.

From the room on the 12th floor, from where the shotgun blast will come from... is seen occupied by a chat couple... Chatter B and Chatter C. I see them arguing vigorously... and that Chatter B is threatening Chatter C with a shotgun. Chatter B is so upset that when he pulls the trigger he misses Chatter C and the pellets go through the window striking Chatter A in the head, on their way down.

Correct me if I'm wrong, Law students, but when Chatter B intended to kill Chatter C but killed Chatter A by mistake... Chatter B is guilty of murder of Chatter A, correct?

But when confronted with the charge of murder... I see Chatter B and Chatter C are both adamant in what they say... in that they thought the gun was unloaded.

Chatter B explains that it has been a long-standing habit to threaten Chatter C with an unloaded shotgun during the course of their arguments. Chatter B says he had no intention to murder Chatter C. Therefore, the killing of Chatter A appears to be an unfortunate accident... that is... IF... the gun had been accidentally loaded.

The continuing investigation turns up a witness, Chatter D... who claims to have seen Chatter B's and Chatter C's adopted son loading a shotgun about six weeks prior to the argument. It turns out that Chatter C has cut off her adopted son's financial help, and the adopted son knowing the penchant of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his Father would shoot his Mother. Since the loader of the gun... the adopted son... is aware of this, he is guilty of murder even though he didn't actually pull the trigger, right?

The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the adopted son for the death of Chatter A.

Now comes the exquisite twist.

Further investigations revealed that the adopted son was in fact, Chatter A. He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his Mother's murder on June 22, 19XX... so he goes to the the top of the 15 story building and jumps off, only to be killed by a shotgun blast through the 12th story window.

The adopted son had actually murdered himself.

Who is Chatter D, the witness?

I'm sure we all know who Chatters A,B,and C are.

The One...

2008-06-24T17:49:00.008-04:00

The likes of Lotusblossom604 (Justine), Northerncutie08 (Tracy) and Berrybusygirl (Debbie) say that during their hunt for 'The One'... it can be a way to achieve romantic wholeness by dating partners with differing interests and personalities while in NHL:1. We also have Mounta_00 (Jeremy), HockeyMom935 (Cerah), Foxy_the_first (Ine), Vicesandhabits (Jimmy) who are looking for love in all the wrong places, and not under their own rooftop.

I agree with them, that you should explore various options in finding love... but are these people not married? Why do they still play the game?

I can understand where chatters may tickle their outdoor fancy, while other chatters may fulfill their penchant for hockey while visiting a chat room... but these married individuals seem to have taken it a step further and gone as far as to speaking on the phone numerous times throughout a given week with multiple NHL:1 chatters.

Where has the loyalty gone?

Instead of building a better relationship with their husbands or wives... who obviously only meet half their needs... (or at least they pay the bills) they would rather enjoy a day of hockey chat, or a night of cyber-sex with multiple chat partners like Zr22k, TML_fan_4_life, Flyereddie48, or Costergirl16.

I definitely agree that by expanding one's romantic options or multi dating on or offline can loosen up one's definition of his/her type and help one mingle with a vast array of potential mates out there, but once again... not if you are married.

In real-life, some male and female chatters have tossed away a good thing because their partner wasn't a 100% perfect match. I guess when you have the likes of single studs in chat like Ripstic5021 (Scott), Briereyote (Dean), Hotshotschamp (Chris), Thornton_19_ca, Forever_frantic (Linda) Fischer_Brittany... who have it all... they seem like quite the catch to any man or woman, married or not.

Back...

Okay... back to the dating world... the online universe, of course... where some chatters have a bustling social calendar that features more than one active, ongoing romance.

How about if you're not married, but you are in a relationship? Is it okay then to 'play around'? Is online flirtation and cyber-sex considered cheating? Many have voiced their opinions on this, and the vote is spilt... 50-50. Let me know what the rest of you think.

How does a chatter date this way without getting confused and creating embarrassing, news reel worthy moments? How can one do so without compromising one’s own morals or those of the sweeties involved?

Tell me Boltsgirlvl4 (Jill), Forsy_girl (Jenn) Antiwhy (Ryan), Talker_a_Talker (Jon), Jerzzzey (Paul), Shortybynature (Mandi), Sharks1419 (Allie), Butter_cup0 (Lindsay), Wildbp (Bill), Hovy_Kovy (Dave), Not2visible_31 (Tasha), Ninetythreerookieoftheyear (Paulie B.), Hastingsgirl (Rachel), Ari_freaking_gold (Todd), Citygirl0117 (Tina), Aka_rockin_canadian_girl (Dani), Mary_Christine21... etc. etc. etc... where are the morals?

I am not sure what category to put Sherry_Berry27 in... as I have not been able to confirm the rumour that she may have married xl_five_lx (Mitch) or not. I have confirmed though, that she has been phone-sperming some of the male chatters above, if not all, in recent weeks.

Most of you reading this I'm sure noticed that your name was not mentioned. I'm not sure if this is a good thing, or bad... though it does confirm you have no life! My apologies to those who I may have inadvertently left out.

Allow me to offer some advice to the chat 'scrap given to me by Buff_lincoln90210 one evening...

...Buff says that if you are looking to amp up your love life... then it is time to expand your social circle. Buff also says that the more people you know, the more you will mingle, and the more you mingle, then you are more than likely to meet 'The One'... or at least find a fun person to date for the time being.

Enjoy!

Fantasy Life...

2008-06-23T17:23:00.006-04:00

"Dad, what is a Sonner, and why must you yell and scream at him each night... asks the eldest of three uneducated, home schooled children?" "And who is this Verian person whose name you scream out in your sleep?"

"When is mommy coming home, daddy... you said tomorrow... is it tomorrow yet, huh, huh, huh... asks the youngest?" "And will it be our first mommy, I likeded her bestest?"

"Ugh, Sir... ugh, Colonel Cuda, ugh, Private Pyle... ugh Dad... not Alpaca patties for breakfast again, eh... asks the third child?"

"I'll be in the bedroom, kids...tell me when the mailman gets here, I have a package for him." ;)

It probably started when Ross was young. Okay... honestly... I am not sure when it started, but for as long as I can remember, Ross has been living in a fantasy world. I heard he stares out into space from his bedroom window and creates a fantasy life... full of people that are real to him, once his kids have been given their orders.

I'm thinking Ross has been living in a fantasy land for most of his life, and doesn't know how to get out of it.

As Ross gets older... his fantasies develop... with histories and well developed stories... like how he can be a great husband, and how he will be a respected father, and of course... how one day he will be the Alpaca breeding guru of Canada.

Ross does this for hours each day... fantasizes... or at least whenever he has the chance. It is an escape that seemed rather harmless to him... at the time.

The problem is... Ross is not growing out of it. Instead, things are getting worse... and now he creates characters like... chat room lover... chat room war hero... chat room fantasy hockey General Manager. Well... at least one of his fantasies have come true. ;)

Now at 37... Ross has no friends, except for a few email friends. He speaks of 'family' that he does not spend much time with either. Could it be because he spends too much time in chat? Ross is so far into his own world that he never developed any empathy or connections with anyone real... claiming he just does not know how to talk or feel anything for them.

The only love and emotions he feels are for the people in his fantasy life... like Oz, who is his 'boss' and commissioner of his fantasy hockey league, or Nashvillepredsfan... the online love of his life. Ross will never admit to liking the Sonners, but deep down... I think we all know the truth.

Ross has no concept of fun, small talk, intelligent conversations, real life romance, or any emotions. He lives life largely alone. Some chatters smile and laugh on occasion and others think he is nice….but most think he is boring as fuck when you get to know him. He just has nothing to say... and soon the distance becomes obvious between him and most chatters of NHL:1.

He probably considers himself so old that he has no idea how to start learning basic communication skills to live in the real world, or even if that’s possible after living a fantasy life for so long. Ross sees things in such a simple... cold... direct way. He finds the shortest path to every place he goes. He dreams of love but has never felt it, not even for family or friends.

Rumour has it now, that his wife just left him again because she wants romance. Ross claims he does too... but it’s so far just a dream.

If with nothing else to do, Ross should be looking for a diagnosis. It would at least give him some peace of mind to know this is not his fault. How can a mistake he made when he was a child... dreaming too much... have made his life this way?

Ross technically is unemployed with no insurance and little funds, so he can't afford a therapist.

Is there anyone reading this that could possibly help Ross out, who has experienced the life in fantasy... and found his or her way out?

LOL!!!

Who am I kidding?

If you are reading this, you are probably in a fantasy world of your own too.

Wow... 39,683 hits... and counting... not bad for 9 months.

Who will be number 40,000?

How is 'thehockeyinstigator.blogspot.com' site going for you Oz?

Last post I saw, Oz, there were three comments... all mine... LOL!!!

I've been away for a few days, is there anything exciting out there that I should be made aware of?

2008-06-15T12:33:00.002-04:00

In a perfect world... the right person for you would come strolling along your path. Your eyes would meet, you would date, and after a sperm session or two, a wedding would take place with you and your chosen one, with many wonderful children to follow.

However, what was just described above is not a regular or likely occurrence. LOL!!!

Sometimes, instead of eyes meeting across a beautiful field, a library, or grocery store... you meet in rather unlikely places. For example... dozens of people are building relationships online each day.

Would you like me to tell you why chat rooms are the best way to meet a person?

Back in the day of 'dating', men and women would go after each other based on appearance. Once they got through the looks... they would have to get through the first date and after that... depending on the individual... sex.

There is a reason the divorce rate in North America is over 50% if not higher. People used to get together for the wrong reasons and now they’re divorcing and moving on to find someone else.

Can you guess where they are heading? That is right, you guessed it... NHL:1 chat!

Once you have 'spermed' someone based on looks and the looks go away, what is left? You better hope you learned to love the person for who they are or you are in trouble. LOL!!!

Most might think that you have to sacrifice finding an attractive person while searching online, but you would be surprised.

Some of the most intelligent, HOT people are bantering away in our TRUE chat rooms right now.

When you chat with someone online, you don’t have to worry about anything but what is in their brain... right? You get to build a relationship based first on friendship, intelligence, and what you have in common, rather than looks alone... right?

If you want to go further, you can send him or her your picture (preferably real) or see theirs before you decide to do so. After that, you can even give them your number and move on to voice chat and an occasional sperm session.

So... with that said... how many of you are 'sperming' ugly people for all the right reasons?

How many of you are 'sperming' those HOT partners for all the wrong reasons?

Happy Father's Day...

2008-06-15T11:19:00.002-04:00

A father is someone who...

listens with his heart,
speaks with his hugs,
and teaches not by words, but by example...

Though most of the fathers I have come across in NHL:1 will never win Father of the Year... I would still like to wish you a Happy Father's Day.

Coming soon...

2008-06-12T18:07:00.001-04:00

Polls are in the works... suggestions please!!!

Costergirl16 near 'Cide...

2008-06-06T20:20:00.003-04:00

hockeygurl1999: hi
hoffa75ca:
do i know you???
hockeygurl1999: hehe
hockeygurl1999: ive see u here a few times
hoffa75ca: no shit
hockeygurl1999: lol i just remember u being a leafs fan, no?
hoffa75ca: yeah
hockeygurl1999: who did they hire as their coach?
hoffa75ca: no clue
hockeygurl1999: some wilson guy
hoffa75ca: ive been super busy working
hockeygurl1999: im not sure who
hockeygurl1999: oh ok
hockeygurl1999: cool
hoffa75ca: not really the gf is freaking out cause i don't spend enough time with her
hockeygurl1999: slow down life is too short hehehe
hockeygurl1999: awwwwwww
hoffa75ca: our work schudles don't match
hockeygurl1999: girls can be sensitive like that hehehe
hoffa75ca: brb need a beer
hockeygurl1999: ok
hoffa75ca: back
hockeygurl1999: wb
hoffa75ca: ty
hockeygurl1999: i have one coming too, right? hehe
hockeygurl1999: jk
hoffa75ca: what a beer?
hockeygurl1999: lol
hockeygurl1999: yeah
hockeygurl1999: lol some people are rude in here
hoffa75ca: well i only have 3 left lol
hockeygurl1999: lol at only
hoffa75ca: no not in NHL:1
hockeygurl1999: you keep them then
hoffa75ca:
hockeygurl1999: hehe was that sarcasm
hoffa75ca: i know
hockeygurl1999: i pmd that hop person and they said hop_on_wingswagon_chat_scrap: fuck off hoehockeygurl1999: rude
hoffa75ca: does that surprise you
hockeygurl1999: i havent been in here in months
hockeygurl1999: i dont remember some of these people
hoffa75ca: for the most part the "sonners" have taken over
hockeygurl1999: i like the jocko guy and jerzey
hoffa75ca: jocko is cool
hoffa75ca: don't really know jerzey
hockeygurl1999: lol OMG i pmd that bob person and they sent me bobbob303: read this http://compulsive-sonner.blogspot.com/
hockeygurl1999: lol at you saying sonners when i got that
hockeygurl1999: what is a sonor
hockeygurl1999: *sonner
hoffa75ca: a fuckin waste of skin
hoffa75ca: evolutionary fuck up
hockeygurl1999: some of the things in there are hilarious
hockeygurl1999: some rude
hoffa75ca: cutie is ok
hockeygurl1999: did they send you that too?
hoffa75ca: real funny
hoffa75ca: i don't pm
hockeygurl1999: cool i'll ask her
hockeygurl1999: wonder if she's a Leafs fan hehe
hoffa75ca: nope sens fan
hockeygurl1999: enemy
hockeygurl1999: lol
hoffa75ca: well the leafs suck but they are still my team lol
hockeygurl1999: lol mine too
hoffa75ca: damm i gotta drink this headake away fucking crazy day at work
hockeygurl1999: hehe
hockeygurl1999: they have aspirin for that
hoffa75ca: its from stress i took 2 tylenol 3's didn't do shit
hockeygurl1999: oh my
hockeygurl1999: must be a big one
hoffa75ca: like i said crazy day at work
hockeygurl1999: yeah sounds like it
hockeygurl1999: it'll be ok
hockeygurl1999: do you and your gf live together
hoffa75ca: not yet
hockeygurl1999: she'll make it better later
hoffa75ca: thats what im planning on
hockeygurl1999: hehe
hoffa75ca: only got about 4 1/2 hours sleep last night
hockeygurl1999: hehe tell her to let you sleep
hoffa75ca: fuck that im a man i get it when i can lol
hockeygurl1999: ha! and when she wants it you have a headache i bet
hockeygurl1999: men
hoffa75ca: never
hockeygurl1999: i dont have a bf
hoffa75ca: why not?
hockeygurl1999: men suck
hoffa75ca: no girls suck men lick
hockeygurl1999:
hockeygurl1999:
hehehockeygurl1999: not all men
hockeygurl1999: selfish bastards
hockeygurl1999: hehe
hoffa75ca: well ones that want to keep there gf's do
hockeygurl1999: lol
hockeygurl1999: my last bf like me to rub myself while i went down on him
hockeygurl1999:
hockeygurl1999: said it was a turn on
hockeygurl1999: TMI i know lol
hoffa75ca: a little
hockeygurl1999: hehe
hoffa75ca: im kinda shy lol
hockeygurl1999: lol yeah right
hoffa75ca: really iam
hockeygurl1999: hehe
hockeygurl1999: shush
hoffa75ca: well for sure iam the type not to kiss and tell lol
hockeygurl1999: lol
hoffa75ca: brb
hockeygurl1999: kk
hoffa75ca: sorry about that had to get dressed lol
hockeygurl1999: lol
hockeygurl1999: did i slowly have you undressed hehe
hoffa75ca: lol
hoffa75ca: i came home and took off my stinky work clothes
hockeygurl1999: lol
hoffa75ca: i work in quality control at a fish plant
hockeygurl1999: admit it you stripped for me hehe
hockeygurl1999: stinky
hoffa75ca: very
hoffa75ca: reminds me of some of my ex gf's
hockeygurl1999: hey now that was mean lol
hoffa75ca: i was joking lol
hockeygurl1999: i can assure you i dont smell like fish hehe
hoffa75ca: k gotta run to get more beer brb
hockeygurl1999: k
hoffa75ca: k back
hockeygurl1999: wb
hoffa75ca: ty
hoffa75ca: damm its been raining here all fucking day
hockeygurl1999: sorry i was looking up hockey news
hockeygurl1999: has it really
hockeygurl1999:
hockeygurl1999: Ron Wilson Leafs coach?
hoffa75ca: yeah it sucks
hoffa75ca: i never heard
hockeygurl1999: i found it
hoffa75ca: ok wasn't he the sharks coach a few years ago
hockeygurl1999: yes
hoffa75ca: surpised i knew that my head is pounding
hockeygurl1999: hehe
hoffa75ca: thats why i went to get more beer lol
hockeygurl1999: what time is your gf coming over
hoffa75ca: not sure she is still at work then has to take her daughter out shopping for stuff i might be passed out by then
hockeygurl1999:
hockeygurl1999: hehe
hockeygurl1999: awwwww a little girl
hockeygurl1999: sweet
hoffa75ca: fucking yahoo just booted me
hoffa75ca: no she is almost 17
hockeygurl1999: lol you missed me talking dirty to you hehe
hockeygurl1999: wow a big girl
hoffa75ca: lol talking dirty
hockeygurl1999:
hockeygurl1999: and you missed it
hockeygurl1999:
hoffa75ca: well im here now lol
hockeygurl1999:
hockeygurl1999: do we have time to get down and dirty hehe
hoffa75ca: if you want
hockeygurl1999: kinda
hoffa75ca: well go for it
hockeygurl1999: can i call you and do it i dont know what to type hehe
hoffa75ca: ahhh i dunno
hoffa75ca: id feel quilty
hoffa75ca: sorry
hockeygurl1999: boo
hoffa75ca: i don't really know you sorry
hockeygurl1999: but i understand
hoffa75ca: good im faithfull to my gf her name is nora and she treats me so well
hockeygurl1999: awwwwwwwww
hockeygurl1999: you've been dating a long time i take it
hockeygurl1999: lucky girl
hoffa75ca: well not that long about 5 months but i guess you could say we are pretty serious
hockeygurl1999:
hockeygurl1999: k, how about if we type it out
hockeygurl1999: less guilt
hoffa75ca: how about we just be friends ok im sorry im sure you a super hot girl
hockeygurl1999: awwww but you aww nevermind
hoffa75ca: what?? tell me please???
hoffa75ca: well ok lets get freaky lol
hoffa75ca: its all in fun right??
hockeygurl1999: k, cuz im going without you hehe
hockeygurl1999: no, i expect a ring when we're done silly of course it's all in fun
hoffa75ca: well go then you start
hockeygurl1999: kk, let me lock my door
hoffa75ca: lol
hockeygurl1999: k, i just dont want anyone cumming in except for you hehe
hoffa75ca: ok
hoffa75ca: tell me what your wearing or what your not wearing
hockeygurl1999: booted hehe
hockeygurl1999: back
hoffa75ca: k
hockeygurl1999: it's cool that i'll be 18 in August right
hoffa75ca: ahhh not really holy shit
hoffa75ca: im fucking 33
hockeygurl1999: it was only fair to tell you
hockeygurl1999: 33 cool
hockeygurl1999: i like older guys hehe
hoffa75ca: k im sorry but your realy freaking me out i gotta go
hockeygurl1999: awwww baby
hockeygurl1999:
hockeygurl1999: can i add you
hoffa75ca: fuck you could be a cop
hockeygurl1999: baby?
hockeygurl1999: you there?
hockeygurl1999: James?

2008-06-05T16:52:00.004-04:00

Chatters seem to believe the internet is full of millions of lonely, socially inept dweebs desperately masturbating with other lonely, socially inept dweebs pretending to be porn stars.

Having recently tried to find good cybersex myself, I see why it's taking them so long. LOL!!! J/K.

"Where has all the good cyber gone?" "How do I find someone to have cybersex with?"

I seem to see these questions thrown about in chat rooms quite often. My answer to those that ask me is of course... "NHL:1 is the place to go!"

What people don't realize is that it's hard to find good sex online if you're a woman, and hard to find sex at all if you're a man.

If you're not willing to make the investment of 30 minutes in NHL:1, then go to a cam site and pay to play instead.

I've been telling chatters from other rooms to come by NHL:1 and visit for some flirting and possible orgasm sharing. Lord knows we can use some fresh meat... both male and female.

If one is male and is looking for and easy 'cyber' look up one of the following:

Nashvillepredsfan - Dana
Northerncutie08 - Tracy
Berrybusygirl - Debbie
Steelerschik - Leesa
Hockeytard - Lindsay
Fischer.Brittany - Brittany
Mary_Christine21 - Mary
Not2visible_31 - Tasha
Citygirl0117 - Tina
Boltsgirlvl4 - Jill
Shortybynature - Mandi
Sherry_Berry27 - Sherry

If one is female, from what I've heard... any of the following males will do.

Cudaguy - Ross
Tml_fan_4_life - Chris
Phaneuf_is_god - Todd
Muchobulls - John
Booman2k0 - Chris
Flyereddie48 - Eddie
Talker_a_talker - Jon
Hotshotschamp - Chris
lllxxx_king_of_kings_lllxxx - Oz
Vicesandhabits - Jimmy
Hovy_kovy - Dave
Wildbp - Bill

It's true that cybersex is not for everybody, and it can be emotionally dangerous even if you're not in a committed offline relationship and risking infidelity. Did I mention that most of the above ARE in a committed relationship?

Some cyber partners from NHL:1 ended up leaving the virtual space to get married from what I have heard... but more on that later. My suggestion, hit it and quit it... and click the 'X' as soon as possible.

Anyway... some helpful hints... for both men and women.

1. Before becoming involved in any kind of cybersex please make sure your spouse, boyfriend, kids, etc. are out of the room at the time.

2. For men, before you begin, please check that your modem protector is on, along with the splash guard for your keyboard.

3. For women, no matter what you are truly wearing, such as, sweat pants, sweat shirt, torn bathrobe, slippers, t-shirt with stains on the front, bloomer underwear that could cover a car or be used for a parachute, always tell your potential cyber partner you are wearing a thong, garter belt with black stockings, and your best wonderbra.

4. If the cyber begins to get very hot please refrain from straddling your monitor, there are many potential emergency room stories to be told if you get overly excited, not to mention the many years of therapy to get you to let go and not continue this sordid affair with your 15" screen.

5. If the cyber is not going well, please let the other person know in the best way you can. It is not very polite to tell them that you are doing your nails, have just made up your grocery list for the next month, shingled the house, pulled out one of your wisdom teeth because you were bored, would rather read the instructions on how to set the time on your VCR, checked your fridge to make sure the light still works when you open the door, and last but not least, stuck your tongue to an ice cube tray to stop the monotony.

6. When it really starts getting hot and heavy, please check your spelling before you send that embarrassing typo, i.e., oh baby, let me suck on those beautiful beasts of yours. I just love your hot, wet posse. Oh baby, you have such a big coke. Thats it baby, show me that beautiful clint, and the proverbial oh fork me hard!

7. Once both cyberpartners have been satisfied, or faked satisfaction, at least say thank you. Thank you can mean, thank God its over, or THANK YOU because you truly had a wonderful time.

8. If it was a truly bad experience, do not feel pressured into ever having cybersex with this person again.

9. Last but not least, remember that cybersex will not make you go blind, unless you keep all the lights out in the house while having it, watching the screen in the dark does make your eyes burn. Realize that you may be addicted if your real life partner walks by naked and you'd rather be typing with one hand and still trying to keep a steady rhythm going. Sex can be just as nice with a partner you know. And just for variety, when your right hand gets tired, try dating your left hand for something different.

Until your next hot session....cyber on my friends!

When Paul is away, Mary will play... in MLB:1

2008-05-17T03:47:00.004-04:00

lol at Mary wishing she could see Holdren make love to a warm microwaved bagel. Problem is, Mary is afraid Paul may get upset. LOL at may!!!

lol at Mary telling Holdren she has inserted a carrot in her pussy because Paul asked her to. She claims a banana wouldn't fit, plus it was too squishy to put in. She thought of Pauls cock being the carrot. For his sake I hope she inserted the thicker end of the carrot and not the tip. LOL!!!

bethanydyan11: a banana/
bethanydyan11: ???
bethanydyan11: you gotta go for the ones that are still green

Holdren playing country love songs for Mary... LOL!!! Mary asking Holdren to play some Buck Owens.

ryanman25: marry you like to have sex
mary_christine21: i love to have sex
mike_fetters_is_the_man: do you prefer cyber sex or cam sex?
mike_fetters_is_the_man: mary
mary_christine21: nope
mary_christine21: protestant
ryanman25: you like giving head mary
flyers_mashunit: mary you're bi polar
flyers_mashunit: how about a cubian
mary_christine21: cubian???????

mike_fetters_is_the_man: what happens in internet relationships, when by some divine reason someone in an internet relationship actually gets a real chance to get laid...do they say "no, sorry. i'm dating someone from a chat room that i have never met"?

mary_christine21: maybe i will maybe i won't
bethanydyan11: no mike....you have sex if given the chance unless the internet relationship is a real relationship as wel
aaron_chorpening_iowa: shut up mary u slut
aaron_chorpening_iowa: mary and i fone boned a cple times i admit
ryanman25: mary do you like to masterbate
mary_christine21: sure
ryanman25: douche your pussy shave your mustache
ryanman25: mary you wana slep with me

greeneyednomad: stop cussing mary
wyzerd0505: dumb cunt
mary_christine21: IM TRYING
mary_christine21: cheese has sexy font
mary_christine21: cheese you look sexy when you type
mary_christine21: when you talk you just look retarded
flyers_mashunit: mary you're retarded all the time
aaron_chorpening_iowa: mary shut up
wyzerd0505: mary

ryanman25: mary you wana ride me hard
mary_christine21: maybe later
ryanman25: mary shut the hell up hoor
stevem2838: shes a whore ryan not hoor
boilermaker81982: indeed Steve
aaron_chorpening_iowa: marys a moron
aaron_chorpening_iowa: mary shut up broad
mary_christine21: lol at me wanting all the guys dicks

lmao at Mary telling the room she has no job and is living off of her income tax refund. Mary telling the room she would like to have 3 kids, but would be happy with 2. Paul may not be responsible enough to take care of 3 kids. So if she has a boy and a girl, 2 kids will do.

jimmyboy30: MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB LMAO AND A LITTLE CUBAN COCK ALSO

lol at jeff_horner calling Mary for phone sex and the next day calling her a cunt and slut.

greeneyednomad: lol u gave him ur number
mary_christine21: i did
mary_christine21: but not for phone sex
jimmyboy30: MARY GO AWAY
mary_christine21: FUKC YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
stevem2838: Let's go Mary lol
mary_christine21: *devil smiley*

jimmyboy30: MARY SHUT UP
stevem2838: keep talking Mary almost there lol.
jimmyboy30: MARY IS A TRANNEY
mary_christine21: I LOVE DUMB AND DUMBER!!!!!!
mary_christine21: Paul and Michael
mary_christine21: digital underground sex packets
wyzerd0505: yes mary
jimmyboy30: MARY JUST NEDS TO GET LAID
ashleygurl17ia: mary is telling someone they are talking to much

mary_christine21: its the ice cream i had
mary_christine21: too much sugar
mary_christine21: got me acting CRAZY
jimmyboy30: MARY NEEDS TO GET LAID
mary_christine21: IF YOU'RE THE PRES. THEN GET HIM THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU PUSSY
mary_christine21: get bulldawg and andyrew the fuck out

Mary trying to work out side deals if someone boots bulldawg and andyre out of the room. Some of deals being sexual favors of some sort.

jimmyboy30: MARY WANTS SEX
badboybulldawg: mary christine... talk shit one more time!!!! i dare u!
mary_christine21: fuck you bulldawg
mary_christine21: i will fuck you up

lol at Mary saying that everyone in the room at one point or another has tried to cyber her.

Mary sharing pictures with the boys of the room, especially zetzuu, the room pimp.

Mary admitting in the room the she is loving the attention she is getting tonight. Guess someone living in NJ is not giving her enough. LOL!!!

greeneyednomad: mary wants ur nuts badboy
jimmyboy30: LOOKING AT MARY YOU WANNA BARF
jimmyboy30: MARY IS A CALL GIRL

Mary constantly yelling at the mic telling people to shut up. That is when they're not talking to her or about her. WTF?

neversaidanything: mary ls a call grl? wanna come over, whore?
badboybulldawg: mary!!!!!!! u tried me for no reason!
mary_christine21: tried you?
mary_christine21: hahhaha]]
mary_christine21: i was being nice to you
jimmyboy30: MARY GET WELFARE AND CALL GIRL CASH

Mary telling the room her b-day is coming up and is expecting gifts from everyone. =))

neversaidanything: mary - eat cocks u whore
jimmyboy30: MARY WANT TO PLAY WITH MY BAT AND BALLS
mary_christine21: not now
glycerine1030: me and mary got into a political discussion the other day
glycerine1030: shes pretty ignorant
mary_christine21: you're the one voting for obama
mary_christine21: who the fuck are you calling ignorant

Holdren asking Mary on the mic if he can stick is cock down her throat. LOL!!! She never said yes. :( She never said no, either. =))

ashleygurl17ia: maggs welcome to mary:1

LOL at ashleygurl renaming the room, because Mary won't let anyone else talk or speak their mind.

greeneyednomad: mary is amy whinehouse
ashleygurl17ia: mary looks like a less cracked headed amy winehouse
mary_christine21: look at my make up
mary_christine21: its flawless
badboybulldawg: i'll do sum cream makeup!

Mary playing Puff the Magic Dragon on mic, saying it's her favorite song of all time. Why am I not surprised? Dope fiend. l-)

jimmyboy30: MARY LIKES TO SUCK THE DRAGON
badboybulldawg: mary, take ur hairy black pussy elsewhere
mary_christine21: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?

Paul must learn how to satisfy his girl if he wants to keep her. There are some men that have caught Mary's eye, and she seems to enjoy their companionship.

5:30 AM, I wish I could stay longer... things seem to be getting juicy between badboybulldawg and Mary. But unlike Mary, I have a business to tend to. I can't survive off of my income tax return as she does.

Paul, sorry to say your name didn't come up often. LOL!!! Mary did tell the room that you were once the king of NHL:1 and now everyone hates you because they're jealous of you.

LMAO!!!

Invest today, for tomorrow and beyond...

2008-04-11T07:09:00.004-04:00

Every piece of chat scrap in NHL:1 needs to find the best way to invest their money, to let them make a profit, and to not necessarily become rich but to live comfortably. Each and every day 'scrap sit behind their monitors and kick their computer desk legs, bang on their keyboards, and pull on their hair in frustration that they can't make ends meet. What is it that the Sonners know that you don't know, chat scrap?

Sonners could reveal several secrets that separate an average piece of chat scrap and the wealthy person in NHL:1, that is if you would just ask them. They can share real strategies that you can apply in your life to build and maintain true wealth. Below is some of what they have spoke of over the last few months...

... Real estate is and will continue to be the best investment you can make as long as you know what to buy, when to buy, and where to buy. A smart investment in real estate will make money regardless of the direction of the market. FACT!

... Gold is the only money with a six thousand year history of stability. Today gold is no longer used as money, but still it remains the ultimate hedge against inflation and the preferred investment during periods of financial anxiety and economic turmoil. Silver has, in past precious metals bull markets, provided greater percentage gains than has gold. Now, because of the huge and growing industrial demand for silver, it could result in tremendous profits in future years.

... Sonners say GET AT LEAST 30% OF YOUR ASSETS INTO GOLD AND SILVER NOW!

Chat scrap... you need to stop watching and believing in those late light infomercials that promote and advertise... 'THE BEST WAYS TO MAKE MONEY WITHOUT SPENDING MONEY."

'Scrap, if you don't want to speak with nor take the advice from the Sonners, then talk to your fellow 'scrappers about how they make their money. Maybe then you'll change your mind.

Some will tell you they donate blood for a living. LOL! Some will tell you of their vending machine business, how they've gone from a single gum-ball machine in the local convenient store to 6 gum-ball machines in 6 stores in 3 short years, and how those quarters just keep rolling in. Others will tell you of that book they've been writing for years, and how they're hoping that they'll be the next J.K. Rowling... a once upon a time welfare recipient turned billionaire.

Maybe you should talk to Cudaguy about his business and see if it isn't right for you as well. Nearly 2,400 individuals in the United States and Canada have opened their acreage to alpaca farming... Cudaguy being one of them... so he says.

Though I know nothing of the 'exotic' livestock business, I have heard Cudaguy talk a little bit about his investment. I'll share a little bit of what I have heard and also a bit that I found online. The rest you'll need to get from Cudaguy himself.

Alpacas are members of the camel family, and closely resemble their llama cousins. However, this gentle animal's bone structure makes it useless as a pack animal and, outside Peru, no one particularly wants to dine on its meat. So, the Alpacas value lies in its soft, luxurious fleece, used in everything from garments to teddy bears. LOL, sounds like a booming business.

People who go into this business must first commit the funds, then make the money. Alpaca profits today lie in breeding. Investors who want a quick return buy a pregnant female for $20,000, then sell her baby for $10,000 to other newcomers to the industry. Those building more slowly hold female babies until they, too, are pregnant and worth their initial purchase price.

Others purchase an alpaca, then pay someone boarding fees to raise it. This option reaps the smallest return. Personally I think this is where Cudaguy comes in. He babysits the Alpacas of the true investor.

I hear ranchers sell their fleece to artisans for $2 to $4 an ounce. Fiber thickness counts and influences price... and if too coarse, the price starts to slide. Sounds like big money to me, 'scrappers. Better get Cudaguy on the phone, pronto!

The real hurdle, alpaca farmers say, is that neither the United States nor Canada has a large mill that commercially processes alpaca fiber from hair to sweater. That leaves domestic demand to a small cottage industry. Shared shearing times flood this tiny market, driving the price down. Some alpaca farmers work around this by spinning their own fibers, knitting the sweaters and marketing the apparel on the Internet. LOL at driving the price down... how much lower an ounce can Alpaca fleece go down?

I don't know 'scrap, sounds a bit risky to me.

For more information on Alpacas, you'll need to message Cudaguy. I'm curious to hear also, so keep me posted.

I applaud your efforts Cudaguy, and can at least say you're a step above most of the chat scrap of NHL:1. If what you say is true, you at least have a plan, a and a goal.

Here's to hoping that one day you'll have enough Alpaca fleece to at least knit your wife and kids a sweater before the next winter season is upon you.

Did you know...

2008-04-06T04:29:00.012-04:00

Did you know?...According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular. What flavour were the ones Mary_Christine sent you, Jerzzzey? Was it smegma clitoridis... the secretion of the apocrine glands of the clitoris, in combination with desquamating epithelial cells? I seriously doubt they tasted like chicken. LOL!

Did you know?...In the Aztec culture, avocados were considered so sexually powerful, virgins were restricted from contact with them. LOL at Hotshotschamp sending Citygirl0117 two pounds of avocados a week and side cups of guacamole from Taco Bell for the last six months, and still not getting any phone sex.

Did you know?...The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years. I hear Ari_Freaking_Gold has had the same one in his wallet for five years now. Better throw that one out and get a new one, you never know when Bels_Belfour might invite you down to Texas, or maybe another trip to Toronto is in the works.

Did you know?..."Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. I'm not sure if it's a fetish or bad hygiene, but did you know, Cudaguy and Flyereddie48, that there is a cure for that? LOL at Cudaguy persuading one of those insects to suck his cock while he fingered another.

Did you know?...Studies show that women who went to college are more likely to enjoy oral sex (giving and receiving) than high school dropouts. Hence the reason Wildbp and Talker_a_Talker only associate themselves with the educated girls of the world. Sorry ladies, no GED = don't even think about PMing or calling either one of them.

Did you know?...A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex. Hoffa75ca shaving every 4 hours for 30 days in anticipation of sex with Costergirl then trying to slice his wrists with the same razor 2 minutes after cumming inside of her. I think his plan was to slice hers as well so she wouldn't bring any nasty rumours into NHL:1. Next time be prepared with an old-fashioned straight razor and leave the Gillette double-edged safety razor at home. LOL!

Did you know?...A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime. LOL at in a lifetime. Alexovechking8_2007 and Briereyote deposit that much sperm onto the chat room floors in a month... each!

Did you know?...The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. I thought it was Jockoredwing53 banging Wilma while Fred and Barney were pulling a train on Betty. xl_Five_lx can verify this as he was 'babysitting' Pebbles. Youdontknowjack was there also... beating off to Ann-Margrock pictures while eating brontosaurus ribs and pterodactyl wings.

Did you know?...For every 'normal' web page, there are five porn pages. Obi_Wan_Weis and JohnnyLaserbeam say it's more like 8 porn pages for every 'normal' web page. Ask Not2visible_31 and she will tell you that she had received dozens of obscene e-mails and links on an hourly basis from those two pedophiles... that is until she finally showed them her Birth Certificate on cam to prove that she was 23 and not 13. You would think being of legal age, she would have received more e-mails, not less, after proving she was an adult.

Did you know?...Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm. Yeah, well that's nothing compared to Sherry_Berry27, the most celebrated sex icon of NHL:1. She once posted on her myspace blog that she never experienced an orgasm despite being married for years, being with 11 real life men and 14 women after her separation, and seducing 47 chat men during her marriage and separation. She claims to have faked all 11,742 orgasms in the 8 years that I have known her. Do the math. LOL!

Did you know?...A U.S. News and World Report poll found 50 percent agree that it is better to remain a virgin until you marry, and 39 percent felt it's better to have sex with a few different partners before settling down to marry. The other 11 percent, who rotate in and out of NHL:1 chat will never marry or have sex. You know who you are. Too many to list. FACT!

Did you know?..."Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis. I'm thinking Dakilang_Manok and Heartofdixiechat can relate to this.

Did you know?...All Humans Are 99.9% Genetically Identical and 98.4% of human genes are the same as the genes of a chimpanzee. I started to make a race_cyst comment but thought twice. Use your imagination on this one.

Did you know?... Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. All you pimply faced, oily haired female 'scrap are frantically trying out each Benzoyl-Peroxide cream, shampoo, and conditioner possible in trying to hide the fact that you aren't getting laid. Again, too many names to list.

Did you know?...Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. That explains why Forever_Frantic watches porn and masturbates often. Someone in California refuses to slip her his penis.

Did you know?...Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. That explains why Outovcontroll is having sex daily with Screamingheadtrip. Not only is it safe therapy and more effective, it's a hell of a lot cheaper than Valium. And she's a neighbour, which makes it convenient.

Did you know?... Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. Now you didn't think I would go a whole blog without throwing Mr. Oz_Santwyck's name in it, did you? Oz, being the Brit that you are, you should use the above advice. I know it's been some time since you've kissed your wife. I'm sure it's been even longer since you've been to the dentist. Might I suggest a kiss in the morning, a kiss before your wife leaves for work, a kiss when she gets home from her 3rd job, and a kiss before you tuck her into bed. Repeat as necessary... until your four remaining teeth fall out, or until they shine so bright to where they don't look like four kernel's of corn protruding from your gums.

Oz, I don't suggest kissing your daughter, as you never know where your wife's lips have been. What won't work either Oz, is the kissing of asses of the Sonners and the dynamic duo in His and Her.Fiance.

Where were you Saturday, Oz? Were you hiding?

Oz sonned from chat!

Fact!

Remember Oz... Tomorrow is another Day... feel free to join us in chat then.

LOL!

Enter NHL:1 at your own risk this weekend...

2008-04-04T06:35:00.005-04:00

Oz, with some friends of his, are working on a B2S project that involves for-hire killing machines.

"I'm actually working on the "Ninja" component of the project, says Mr. Oz_Santwyk" of NHL:1. "His and Her. Fiance are going down, Book it!" Oz then screams over the microphone just as His and Her.Fiance leave the chat room... "and don't come back into my room, or I'll boot you again." How funny is that? Mr. big, bad, Oz getting tired of being pushed around by His and Her.Fiance. Anyway... back to "hacker and booter wars" in a bit. And of course his B2S project.

This is usually what I picture Oz doing when he wakes up in the morning. First he boots up his personal laptop (wife's actually) and starts heating up breakfast for his daughter and himself in the microwave. From there, I see him going to the living room, turning on the television and VCR, and searching through the collection of babysitters he has stacked up on the coffee table. Will it be Barney, Kermit, or Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa and Po today? There is nothing Amelia likes more than those four frolicing faggits playing in the idyllic Teletubbyland, while a baby's face in a sun coos and laughs. Yeah right, that poor girl. Amelia must be wondering when she'll get to frolic and play outdoors with mommy and daddy.

Next I see Oz moving over to his couch and staring at his wife's laptop, scratching his head wondering why it takes so long to boot up. Once his wife's laptop boots up, I see Oz chatting via Instant Messenger, checking e-mails and twitter, but most importantly working on his hacking projects. Somewhere in between that time meals are consumed. For a diversion, he'll play World of Warcraft. By the time he crawls into bed alone, his hands ache and eyes hurt. MY GOD, what a pathetic existence.

Yeah, I know, nothing that you haven't heard before. I'm thinking we have a new reader or two and I wanted to fill them in on part of Oz's daily life.

Okay, back to hacker wars. I understand that His and Her.Fiance have taken over NHL:1. They generally are the first ones into the room at approximately 2:00 AM eastern time each morning and start filling the room with bots. They will serenade each other with I love yous and music throughout the night. They mean no harm, that is until you mouth off to them. Take Oz for example. They argued roughly for the first time for about 3 minutes. They exchanged threats back and forth and they fought over the mic.

"I'll boot you, King" ... "I'll hack your shit, Inferno" ... "You don't know who you're messing with, Inferno" ... "I'm warning you, King of shit talkers, don't try anything" ... "Don't make me do it, Inferno" ... "Go for it you fucking noblet, King"... and then there was one. Oz wasn't seen for 3 hours I was told. When will he learn? It had happened all day that day I was told. Oz would come in, run his mouth, then announce to the room he had to go. He went alright, but it was never by choice. Flyereddie48 said in the room one night that Oz had been hacked, that he couldn't log on all day, and that when he finally was able, he couldn't access any of his Yahoo Id's. Oz blames Bill for the troubles of his wife's laptop... see below.

Anonymous said...
bill you think its funny to give that inferno fuck all my info ? youre done son hope you like reformatting im gonna rewrite your dos bitch woooooooooo
March 25, 2008 10:55 AM

I didn't even know Bill came into chat anymore. I haven't seen him in over a year. WTF, Oz? Is anything ever your fault?

spliff81 said...
Any truth to the rumour that the Almighty Oz has been hacked for the 2nd time? I'm sure Oz will come in the room one day saying he was out of town. l-)
April 1, 2008 8:40 AM

I'm not sure what excuse Oz used, but I'm sure some of you heard.

baked_trout_sprinkled_w_lemon said...
i'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack beotches!!i heard oz has been 'making phone calls' to yahoo assassins =))oz threatening to wipe out his/hers, sharkfan_in559, talker_a_talker, and the rest of the cru... he says to look out for Y! assassins "kid_chaos" and "squirrely2" this weekend in nhl:1!! =)) =)) =))stay tuned 'scrap! the chat apocalypse might be imminent! =))
April 2, 2008 5:24 PM

So, back to Oz's B2S project. As you can see, all hell is going to break loose this weekend. Oz and his "assassins" vs. His and Her. Fiance. If I were a betting man, I'd bet that... (1) Oz doesn't show this weekend and (2) when his "assassins" do, they won't be around for long. Oz frantically working long days and nights putting the finishing touches on B2S. I'm thinking Oz took this name from the Sonners. B2S or Back to Shelf (remember back in the day when a computer was going to be "sonned back to the Wal*Mart shelf ") I'm told will shut down Yahoo for a 9th time. Oz of course is responsible for the first 7 of 8.

My advice people, stay away from chat this weekend. Go outdoors and enjoy a little sunshine and some fresh air. If the sun isn't out yet in your area, go out and enjoy the fresh air anyway. Build a snowman, do some ice fishing, rent a snowmobile, etc... you get the picture. Right?

If you choose to enter chat, don't be scared. This is how I see it... hackers and booters have a lot to share with ordinary computer users like yourselves. If you can get past the fear that most people have of hackers and focus on the skills that they possess and the measures that they take to protect themselves, then interesting knowledge can be gained. Even the common garden variety of hacker has a lot to share with those of you that are less computer literate. Hackers spend inordinate amounts of time delving into computers, and more to the point looking at computer security. Rather than fearing the hackers, you can take a page from their book, and focus a little on how to secure your computer.

My suggestions are:

Antivirus:
http://www.symantec.com/
http://www.trendmicro.com/
http://www.grisoft.com/
Spy-ware Removal Tools:
http://www.safernetworking.com/
http://www.lavasoftusa.com/
Firewalls:
http://www.agnitum.com/
http://www.zonelabs.com/
http://www.tinysoftware.com/
http://www.kerio.com/
http://www.sygate.com/
yahoo anti boot at Free Downloads Center:
http://www.freedownloadscenter.com/Best/yahoo-anti-boot.html

Oz if you're reading this (LOL at if) allow me to share some information I have received from His and Her. Fiance. Have you ever heard of the Chaos Computer Club, based in Berlin? Inferno was a member of Chaos who was responsible for breaking into US military computers and selling the secrets to the Russians. If you haven't heard of them, have you heard of the Cult of the Dead Cow? The Dead Cows found such a hole in every version of the Windows operating system, which potentially allows other people to spy on computers using those systems, or even remotely control them from the Internet. Guess who was part of that too, Oz?

My suggestion Oz is to not visit NHL:1 this weekend. Go out and enjoy the weekend with your family. If you so choose to visit, don't be dumb. Oz, maybe if you're nice, I'll talk to Inferno. I'll ask that he be gentle. Maybe just scare you a little. Who am I kidding? Good luck Oz, to you and your Y Assassins, and of course with your B2S system.

Go Penguins!

Ovechkin = MVP!

April Fools Day...

2008-04-01T08:55:00.004-04:00

A guy asks his girlfriend to marry him and she says yes, so he buys her a new car - a Lamborghini Countach. She loves this car and she goes every where in it.

One day she picks up her 2 kids from school, a boy and a girl. As they're driving down the road, a truck pulls out in front of them and they have a really nasty accident. Mom falls into a coma.

When she wakes up from the coma there is a doctor next to her and she quickly asks the doctor, "Where is my son, he was really good at football, he could have played for England and been better than Beckham?"

The doctor replies, "I'm so sorry, in the accident he lost his leg he won't be able to kick a football any more."

The woman asks about her daughter, "Doctor where is my daughter? She was really good at tennis and she could have been the best in the world and won at Wimbledon."

The doctor says "Sorry but in the accident she lost her arms and she wont be able to pick up a tennis racket any more."

She begins to cry.

"Doctor" asks the woman, "How long have I been in this coma?"

The doctor replies, " 6 months."

"So what's the date?" asks the woman

"April 1st" says the doctor.

The woman begins to laugh "So you were joking then weren't you?"

Doctor: "Yes I was, they both died on impact."

I'm guessing that some of what I see in NHL:1 today will go something like this...

Cudaguy... "Yeah, I owned me a Sonner today, April Fools!

Pixie... Hey everyone, I delivered that baby that you all thought I aborted, April Fools!

Sherry_Berry27... "I have never slept with nor cybered with a NHL:1 chatter, April Fools!"

Oz... I hugged my wife and daughter today, April Fools!

Ari_Freaking_Gold... These ExtenZe capsules really did make my dick bigger, April Fools!

Bels_Belfour... I lost 20 pounds in the month of March, April Fools!

Mary_Christine21... Jerzzzey is the only man I have had sex with today, April Fools!

Jerzzzzey... Mary_Christine21 has only had sex with me today, April Fools!

Costergirl... God I'm hungry, I haven't eaten anything all day, April Fools!

Talker_a_Talker... I just died on my motorcycle again, April Fools!

Flyereddie48... I didn't break up with Vero because of her true appearance, April Fools!

Buff_Lincoln... Yeah Allie, the power went out again, that's why I couldn't call you, April Fools!

(90% of the room)... Yeah, I got a job today, April Fools!

(^^same 90% ^^)... I have a life out of chat, April Fools!

Some will use this day, April 1st, to hide the truth...

Not2visible_31... I am a Sonner, April Fools!

Hoffa75ca... Costergirl made me sing You Give Love A Bad Name by Bon Jovi while ridin' me, April Fools!

Citygirl0117... I lurk and linger under 'So its just another Day' hoping to find Bill, April Fools!

Hotshotschamp... I tried to talk Linda into having phone sex with me, April Fools!

Youdontknowjack... Verian, noone isn't a word in the dictionary, April Fools!

Love is in the air...

2008-03-23T08:21:00.002-04:00

It seems that each time I enter NHL:1, there is talk of another blossoming relationship in the works. Just last night I heard that hoffa75 and costergirl are now an item, and have actually met outside of the chat world.

There truly is someone for everyone in this world, and the above proves it.

I thought I would take a few minutes and share some of what I was reading last night. This goes out to those of you that have found love in recent months, weeks, and days.

I know some of you have found love for the first time, and some of you... well hell, I've lost count to be honest with you. Regardless of whether it is your first or fourteenth, take some time to read on, and good luck!

What is love?

Love itself is a universal experience. Yet, every individual occurrence... while perhaps bound by a common thread... seems absolutely unique. Love is what love is! To everyone it expresses itself differently.

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

True love has a foundation of integrity, respect, faith and trust. Love is the force that brings about unity and harmony.

Love is expressed when you are being someone who loves someone for who they are, not who you think they should be.

Love is the ability and willingness to allow those you care for to be what they choose for themselves, without any insistence that they satisfy you.

Love is a bond or connection between two people that results in trust, intimacy, and an interdependence that enhances both partners.

If you want Love, you must first Love. Love begets Love. You cannot deliver from an empty wagon. You must first learn to Love yourself before you can give Love.

Love is comforting someone in need of Love and having them know that somebody cares.

Love is looking past imperfections in your partner and seeing the beautiful person inside. True love seeks the happiness and well being of your partner. Love expresses itself in the mutual respect you demonstrate to your partner.

Love must be experienced. Its meaning is infinite and can never be totally defined. .

Love is loving someone without expecting anything in return; no judgments, no restrictions; no limitations; no expectations!

To demonstrate Love. . . say, "I Love you" ... out loud... at least once each day to someone you love. There is magic in these three little words. Saying "I love you" is the most beautiful gift you can give to your partner. These words are the most treasured a person can hear. To be different, say, "I Love you" in a foreign language.

Some people deny the idea they want or need love so they should not be surprised if it does not find them... right dakilangmanok1, thornton_19_ca, newname, boltsgirlvl4, butter_cup0, and so many others?

The sincerest love is the love of food, right pixie?

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why your wife treats you like toxic waste, right oz?

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred, right flyereddie48?

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age... as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight, right berrybusygirl?

All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage, right northerncutie08?

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe... what jerzzzey will be saying of mary_christine21, a day after he says "I do", right paul?

Marriage is a three ring circus... engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering... what not2nice_31 will be saying of talker_a_talker a week after the ceremony, right tasha?

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker... what hoffa75 will be telling nhl:1 the day after their marriage, right trisha?

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in sherry_berry27's house, or citygirl0117's house, or harlemz_nocturne's house, or aka_rockin_canadian_girl's house, that's what it means, right buff_lincoln90210? Sorry, Allie, aka sharks1419.

Love is in the air... YEAH!

Known worldwide to all...

2008-03-02T05:46:00.002-05:00

There is an individual named Verian_My_Spider_Daemon and Verian -- well -- he knows EVERYONE in the whole world... FACT!!!

Many of you reading this THINK you know who this individual is... and I'm betting you just said to yourselves "yeah, he knows everyone alright... everyone in NHL:1... and the other chat forums he visits." "How can he not know everyone, he's been a Yahoo! Messenger member since March 9, 1998.

Verian is truly the Wilt Chamberlain, Peter North, and Giacomo Casanova of Yahoo! chat rooms, FACT!!! Verian has 'spermed' a woman from 185 out of the 192 countries that The United Nations recognizes. (I'm thinking Internet access is not available in those other 7 countries) See, some people collect stamps, others collect coins... Verian collects women... and is a bona-fide pick-up artist who is extremely confident and respectful. But it just isn't the chat women that he knows. I must say, that after spending time with Verian, I am a believer now in him knowing EVERYONE in the whole world. Allow me to share part of our time together...

After coordinating our busy schedules we agreed to start our journey in Las Vegas. I arrived at LAS as scheduled and was promptly greeted by Verian's hired chauffeur. "Verian and Kerkor are waiting, Sir... dinner at six, let us not keep them waiting" he said. Kerkor "Kirk" Kerkorian (not to be confused with Jack Kevorkian... 'Doctor of Death') is the majority shareholder of MGM MIRAGE, Inc. and owns about 51.65% through his private investment firm, Tracinda Corp. His net worth in 2007, according to Forbes Magazine, is $18.0 billion, and at 90 years of age, now relies on Verian for most of his business related decisions.

Our stay in the 9,000-square-foot, three-bedroom Two Story Sky Villa was unbelievable. Verian and I received the royal treatment, including access to a cantilevered Jacuzzi with clear views of the Strip, a butler, poker table, private gym and media room. It was a good thing Verian had connections, because at a princely per-night price of $25,000 for our Sky Villa, I may not have been able to join the likes of Doyle Brunson, Jennifer Harman, or Johnny Chan at the poker table. I would have instead been in my suite playing online poker with kingvspades, willc_49er, hotshotschamp or briereyote eating 7/11 nachos and drinking B&J Wine Coolers.

While in Vegas, we were able to catch a few shows, one of my favourites being David Copperfield. After his show, Verian took me back stage to meet David Kotkin (Verian convinced him to change his last name to Copperfield for professional reasons) and get an autographed photo. I asked David if he could show me some magic and he said "sure, what would you like me to show you?" I asked that he show me how to make chat scrap disappear, and I would be forever grateful. Neither Verian nor David laughed, though I know Verian was holding back. I thought it was funny, myself... oh well. Too soon had our 4 night/3 day trip come to an end in Vegas.

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania here we come.

Verian was to meet with Pittsburgh Steelers owner Dan Rooney and head coach Mike Tomlin for two days to discuss the poor 2nd half performance of the 2007 season. It appeared that Tomlin was 'shaking in his boots' upon Verian entering the meeting room. Verian was able to persuade Rooney into hiring Tomlin and now Tomlin I'm sure was thinking he was on his way out. As the meeting was about to begin, I was asked to leave. Here, Verian is assisting with the re-building process of the Steelers while I'm outdoors, running around trying to stay warm, and seeking an autograph of Steely McBeam, the teams mascot, to go with my David Copperfield autograph. WTF?!? When I finally caught up to Verian eight hours later for dinner, he says he, Rooney, and Tomlin spoke of:

- Expanding the offense... Problem is, the offense is mired in stale predictability and rampant grab-bagism.
- Restoring depth... Every team has injuries and the ones that actually possess some depth are far better able to handle the challenge.
-The need for speed... The lack of speed is rampant all over the roster. At WR, Nate and Holmes provide good speed, but the plate is bare after that.
- Fix the Blitzing... The blitz packages of the ’07 Steelers were about as senseless and futile as any ever presented in the modern-day NFL, with no coherent approach to timing and spacing. Overall a boring trip for me, especially since I am not a big fan of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

New York City, here we come.

Verian and I were welcomed by Ty Warner himself at the airport. Ty Warner you ask... is the owner of the Four Seasons Hotel in New York, but better known for launching the Beanie Babies back in 1993. Ty became a billionaire when the niche collectible became a nationwide fad. Verian met with Ty on this trip to share his thoughts on yet another idea, as he did with the Beanie Babies years ago. As they discussed their plans, I spent my day in the Four Seasons Ty Warner Penthouse, which occupies the entire 52nd floor of the Four Seasons Hotel.

The Ty Warner Penthouse offered a breathtaking 360-degree view of all Manhattan. With TVs programmed for every channel worldwide, unlimited global telephone calling (no, not unlimited phone sex), the services of both a personal butler and a personal trainer/therapist, and a private chauffeur for unlimited travel during my stay (with a choice of a Rolls Royce Phantom or a Mercedes Maybach), I was thinking Verian could take all the time in the world he needed. I didn't leave the Penthouse for 3 days. When I needed air, I went to the outdoor Zen garden with a green Bowenite waterfall that overlooked downtown Manhattan and the Statue of Liberty. Yeah, I had just a little bit more fun in New York, than I had in Pittsburgh.

When I finally caught up with Verian, I asked where our next stop was going to be. "You tell me, anywhere you want to go is fine with me" he said. I asked that maybe we can spend a few days out with the ladies, maybe a little romance (aka one-night stands), have a few drinks, wild sex... anything but hanging out with your business partners. Quite frankly, Verian, I'm tired of you showing off... LOL!!!

So off to Rome we went.

We stayed at the Villa La Cupola Hotel Westin Excelsior... home of of Europe’s largest hotel suite. Compared to the Ty Warner Penthouse, it was nothing but a Motel 6 to me. So as I'm kicking back watching a movie from a private cinema with Dolby surround sound in my suite, Verian calls down from the floor above (the fitness area and Jacuzzi) and says that the Pope is giving Mass in front of thousands of people tomorrow and that we should go. At least Verian won't bail on me here, so I figured why not. When we arrived at the Vatican City, Verian and I start working our way through the crowd towards the front. As we get to the front row, Verian says to me "be right back"... and I'm thinking what the heck, why didn't he take care of business at the Hotel?

So 15 minutes go by with Verian nowhere in sight. I'm thinking, this is his idea, and now he's not here. The Pope then comes out onto the balcony and right there beside him is Verian! I'm scratching my head as the Pope and Verian wave to the crowd, and remember saying to myself, don't tell me he knows the Pope also?

Shortly afterwards, I passed out. Verian later came back and found me on a stretcher and was yelling "Wake up! Wake up!" When I came to, Verian asked, "what happened?" I looked at him and said, "okay, I can see "Kirk" Kerkorian, I can see Pittsburg Steelers owner Dan Rooney and head coach Mike Tomlin... I can see Ty Warner... hell, I can even take you knowing the Pope... but when two young ladies in Not2Visible_31 and aka_rockin_canadian_girl standing next to me asked 'who's that up there standing next to Verian'... that was a little more than I could handle! "Just take me home, Verian."

"America, make our FOUNDING FATHERS proud! Vote Ron Paul for President."

Let me guess, Verian... you met Ron Paul originally while living in the Pittsburgh suburb of Green Tree, Pennsylvania? That would be better than hearing that the two of you were on the debate team at Gettysburg College.

2008-02-29T07:01:00.004-05:00

Helllllloooooo readers! Long time no see! My apologies... but I got caught up in a little something most of you are unfamiliar with... work.

How was Valentine's Day for each of you? Did you find the right gift(s), receive the right gift(s), or did you not have to worry about a gift? ;) How many of you spent the night in chat looking for love? Even worse, how many of you found it? LOL!!!

Anyway... it had been about a week since my last visit into NHL:1 and the topic of conversation back then was Mary's love for Paul, Paul's love for Mary, and Thornton's love for stirring up trouble between the 3 of them. I must admit, it was funny the first dozen times they battled, but after last week, I figured enough already. Ignore!

Things seemed a bit quiet yesterday. The room was unusually heavy with chatters, yet nothing was really being said. A few posts were made in regards to Oz's need of Hossa fantasy league trade, or Tasha's need for some country music, or Northerncutie's need for another mixed drink... but nothing really happening over the mic. So... out of curiosity, I reach into my Iggy bin and pull out Thornton, Paul and Mary. Guess who I hear on the mic now? LOL!!! Still arguing over the same ole bullshit. "You know you want me Michael" says Mary... "You know if you were her neighbour, Thornton and I weren't dating Mary, you would be all over that" says Paul... "Fuck, no I wouldn't, she's just someone I would like to talk to and be friends with" says Thornton.

Why did I even bother?

I must say, yesterday was probably the first time I have heard anger in Paul's voice. Something that was said had got to him, FACT! The boy that once said "it's only chat, nothing or no one can get to me"... was about ready to lose it. You could hear it building up.

Once the Golden Child of NHL:1, Paul is now the laughing stock of the room. Maybe this is why Paul is so upset. It is now evident that Paul cannot handle pressure very well. The pressure of furthering his education, the pressure of working part time, or the pressure of having ones balls carried around in a coin purse of his significant other. It's only chat, Paul... remember? Nothing bothers you. LOL!!!

The boy that claims to NEVER use ones handicap, race, colour or creed against anyone sure didn't hold back against Thornton yesterday. It was rather amusing. The Iggy bin wasn't going to be utilized quite so soon today. Briereyote would chime in on occasion, backing Thornton for some reason and Oz would hit Mary with a little insult here and there which made for a good laugh. Talker tried to get involved saying him and Not2 will last longer than Mary and Paul, regardless of what they think about his loyalty. What is funny is that I can't remember if Not2nice agreed with Talker or not, LOL!!!

So as Paul and Mary bashed Thornton, Thornton took the time to try and direct the bashing towards Talker and Tasha. A rather smart move on his part... this by a man called dumb, retarded and ignorant by Paul. It worked, as Paul called Talker a bigger loser than Thornton =)). Sonned to oblivion. Paul feels sorry for Tasha since she is so sweet and all, and can't understand what she sees in Talker. Surprisingly, Tasha doesn't say much. Maybe Tasha was re-thinking the situation she was in. Paul reminded Tasha of Talker's loyalty, or lack of... and his willingness to cheat at any given moment. Still, Tasha had nothing to say. I thought maybe Tasha had left the room. When I checked, her name was still present and her ears were on... interesting. All Talker would say was that his and Tasha's relationship would last longer than Paul's and Mary's. Boring... zzzzzzzzzzzzz. I expected more out of Talker.

Hey Paul, I have a question for you? I read where Mary sent you a pair of dirty and stained panties for Valentine's Day. Is that true? Were they hers? LOL!!!

Just curious, where do you keep them? Under your mattress? Dresser drawer? In your back-pack or briefcase that you take to school and work? LOL!!!

Do you enjoy sniffing used panties, Paul? Does Mary watch you stroke your cock with them on those lonely nights? How low can one get? Sniffing panties? Wow, get a fuckin' life. LOL!!!

YOU are a sick puppy, Paul. You have no idea about women, obviously, and are not aware that any real man likes the smell of pussy, not shit stained thongs.

Doesn't it occur to you Paul that there are still particles of feces lingering on Mary's ass even after a good wipe? LOL at you putting those filthy panties to your face. And even if you tell me that she showers after every shit, like some people do, and that her ass is clean... do you ever think of those tiny particles of feces that come out every time she farts? LOL!!!

Have you thought about taking those panties in for DNA testing, Paul? You could get information like her blood type, possibly what she ate that day, and most importantly, who else is bangin' that. LOL!!! I can pretty much guarantee that you will find that at least 4-5 different guys were in those panties before you. FACT!!!

I have an idea, Paul... send the panties to Dakilangmanok. That nerd has a chemistry set with all the necessary chemicals and such to perform a DNA test on them for you.

Hey Dak, if I can get Thornton's address to you, would you send the panties to him next? Maybe Thornton can put them on his 60" screen TV for all to see. Who am I kidding, like they all haven't seen them. LOL!!!

Happy sniffing, Paul... and remember...

...Tomorrow is Another Day...

and quite possibly a trip to the doctor's office... ;)

P. S. Happy February 29th... one of 'scraps favorite days... even better than Xmas, B-days, paydays (lol at payday) etc... you officially have an extra day to chat, lurk and linger.

Happy V-Day to all... hugs

2008-02-14T11:40:00.004-05:00

G' day readers! Are there any bitter and bitchy individuals reading this today? I'm sure there are, but with good reason right? Another Valentine's Day alone? Let's here it again 'scrap... "Valentine's Day SUCKS!"

LOL!

Every year, I get a few E-mails, and PM's from 'scrap who have had or are having a lousy Valentine's Day. I don't expect this year to be any different. I'll get the usual... "I just need to ignore this fictitious day altogether"... or "Next year baby, I swear I'm going to meet someone". One of my favourites, and I get it from the same person each year... "Cupid is Stupid".

LOL!

It's a shame that 'scrap have to feel bad because they don't have a love in their life. Oh the stress you must possess on this wonderful day.

Even IF you are in a relationship, ha ha... I'm sure you are rather stressed out too... especially the male 'scrappers. Why is this, guys? Do you fear not making your girl feel loved? I bet most of the guys in NHL:1 with a Valentine have yet to pick out a gift. I'm sure you all will be at the grocery store this evening fighting over the shriveled remains of flowers in a last-ditch effort for sex, right? You are the ones that look at and read the same 3 cards left in the Hallmark Store over and over knowing she won't like it, because it's not sappy enough, right? You will be the one that buys that last box of Russell Stover chocolates from the local 7/11 though they read low carb and sugar-free on the box, right? Are you trying to tell your loved one to lose a few? Unless she's diabetic, maybe you better leave the chocolates behind.

No sex for you tonight!

Fact!

Valentine's Day must suck for most of NHL:1's women. Many of you female 'scrappers don't have dates and have to buy your own fucking chocolate, right? I'm sure you would welcome that low carb box of Russell Stover from any man at this point. I imagine the room will be packed this evening with the likes of Costergirl, Pixie_Stix, Boltsgirlvl4, Northerncutie08, etc., etc... making a last ditch effort to score an E-card from a Cudayguy, Flyereddie48, Antiwhy, or Ari_Freaking_Gold. Good luck! This day has to honestly be the shittiest day ever for you 'scrappers, as I'm sure it even surpasses the yearly trip to the "girly doctor" or for the guys having their "underworld" screened.

My suggestion to the above mentioned if you don't score in 15 minutes of trying, is to rent My Bloody Valentine, Valentine, or as a last resort, The St. Valentine's Day Massacre, with the song Love Stinks by J. Geils playing over and over in the background. Oh yeah, get some candy for yourself. No one else is going to get it for you!

LOL!

Guys, keep it simple.

No need to scramble for those wilted flowers. Your girl will laugh at you behind your back, FACT! A card may be nice to read, but have you ever thought of ever just TELLING your girl (not showing her) you loved her? Personally I think lingerie is tacky, but that's me. Might I suggest a quiet, cozy dinner for two, a romantic movie, and afterwards listening to soft music while cuddling next to the fireplace? If that doesn't work, then you better read up on this quick... http://ezinearticles.com/?G-Spot---How-To-Master-It&id=980368 !

If you play your cards right, you may get what every guy wants for Valentine's Day... *whistles*

Good luck!

2008-02-11T17:07:00.000-05:00

Hello everyone, how are you?

LOL!

Just wanted to pop in and say hello real quick. I've been busy for the last few days and just wanted to let everyone know I'm okay. It's good to see that you all are still reading and commenting. I thought maybe my being exposed as a plagiarist may have deterred some of you. 119 comments as of this writing, WOW!

LOL!

The family and I are heading home, and I promise after I get caught up on a few things, I'll read all comments posted.

I have 10 minutes before I board, let's see what I can kick out real quick.

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Without variety, wouldn't you consider life to be unbearable? Think about it, we don't dress the same... in fact, most people don't wear the same clothes two days in a row. We eat a wide range of foods. Can you imagine how dreadful it would be to eat even our favorite meals day after day? Most of the world... well... we read new books, we watch new movies, we make real friends, we buy and download new music, we take vacations to new and erotic places, and we go to ball games, concerts, etc., for the sake of infusing variety into our lives. One cannot grow without variety! If one were to repeat the same experiences and receive the same sensory inputs day after day, we would cease being fully human. (LOL, did I say erotic places? I meant exotic places. And yes, I've experienced both.)

Enter NHL:1 chat addicts.

I don't understand the likes of Antiwhy, Northerncutie08, Pixie_Stix. lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll, Briereyote, (just to name a few) who enter chat at 8:00 AM each and every day and sit there for hours, sometimes engaging in civil conversation, and at other times, just sitting in hopes of hockey chat to begin. Oddly enough, if the current topic doesn't meet their standards, (LOL at 'scrap in NHL:1 with standards) they will still choose to sit, sometimes idle for hours, and wait until something interesting comes up for them.

I will never understand what goes on in the head of 'scrap.

Do these people, who claim to either be married, engaged, or with a significant other in the "boyfriend, girlfriend" stage ever think their relationships are at risk when they insist on sitting in chat 14-16 hours a day? How about their children? Family members? I know, to some of you these same questions get old, but I ask you non-'scrappers, are they not legitimate questions?

Regardless of what your fellow 'scrappers may think if you get a life, Ryan, Tracy, Steph, Oz, and Dean, you will not lose respect and feelings of respectability by seeking variety in life. Your fellow 'scrappers will still be there for you. I guarantee it. Maybe just not as often. Does it frighten you that you may lose your "friends"? If they hate you for at least trying to experience life, they were never truly your "friend" to begin with.

Does it not bother you 'scrappers, that you must lie while in chat each day? "I don't need to work, I have money" or "my hubby makes the money and gives me everything I need" "My parents are loaded, I never have to work again" ... blah, blah... excuses, excuses... get off your asses and stop relying on your weekly lottery ticket as your savior or ticket to paradise.

Fact is, you all have no talent, skills, education, or desire to want to get out into the real world and experience life. At least that is how you portray yourselves in chat. Prove me wrong, please.

I'm not saying you need to explore the likes of skydiving, motorbike racing, rock gliding, hang gliding, or bungee jumping, or even more dangerous pursuits, like a full-time job/career. I'm merely suggesting a good book, a walk around the block, a class or two, or maybe even a part-time job for starters.

You need balance in your life... you need variety.

Chatting 24/7 shouldn't have to be anyone's life. Most think you chose this life... that's bullshit... you just settled for it. It's never too late to change, that is if you want to, just remember...

...Tomorrow is Another Day!

2008-02-05T08:31:00.000-05:00

Chatters who are lazy, that expect things to be given to them, who have no accountability or responsibility in life, really need to snap out of it. As Jimmy_Cinderella once said, "I do not hate these people, though they do cost me thousands of tax dollars every year." I agree, Jimmy_Cinderella, in that they cost me thousands of tax dollars each year as well.. This money should be going towards the Educational Systems of today's youth who want to make the world a better place to live in.

I don't deny that we all don't need some kind of assistance at one time or another in our life, regardless of who we are. Hell, I myself received somewhat of a free ride once, though I didn't expect it, or at times deserve it, but I am proud to say, I never relied on it. I guess my parents felt responsible to make things easier for me while growing up. Then I graduated High School. LOL!!! See, as a kid, I delivered newspapers, I would mow lawns for neighbors, I raked leaves for the elderly when called upon, and I washed an occasional car or two if I wanted some extra money. Unlike you 'scrappers that had to wait until your birthday or December 25th, to receive a gift, I was out buying what I wanted, when I wanted.

I soon realized after graduation that I wanted my own apartment, my own car, and my own credit cards. I also wanted food in my own refrigerator and cupboards that I would enjoy eating. It started with getting a full-time job. Though it was tough due to a carrying double digit units each semester in college, I had the will and desire to make it happen. Two words... will and desire, are not part of 'scraps' vocabulary.

Basically all the 'scrappers in NHL:1 are looking for a free ride, something for nothing, and accepting what they get handed to them. What is sad, is that they are all well beyond their 18th birthday. Isn't it embarrassing 'scrappers, that mom has to drive you around IF you want to go somewhere, or IF a guy/girl wants to go to your place, you can't, because mom and dad are home, or eating garbanzo beans and beets alongside that meatloaf made with stale bread crumbs and instant potatoes 5 days a week, because dad said so?

There are a handful of you that are reading this, that have done well for yourselves, and there are others reading this that are making strides in the right direction. The only direction the rest of you 'scrappers of NHL:1 know, is down. I am complaining here, of the chatter who thinks it is okay to live at home up until they're 30 and 40 years of age and not pay rent because they are too lazy to look for a job, while collecting unemployment benefits. Are they afraid they might miss a chat session? Maybe they're afraid they might miss setting their fantasy roster before the deadline? Or maybe they're afraid of getting skin cancer if they step outdoors? I know what it is... they're afraid of missing a blog post. LOL!!!

You can ask them over and over, but they don't have answers themselves.

I can pretty much guarantee that the 'scrappers blame everyone but themselves for their unfortunate situation(s). I can't get a job because... I can't get a date because... no one likes me because... my fantasy hockey team sucks because... I had to get an abortion because...

You're pitiful because... you won't get off your lazy ass and make something happen!

Some 'scrappers spend all day whining about lack of money and the need to buy a new mouse for their computer. Some 'scrappers sit at home and play video games on their computer all day, wishing they had money to buy a new game, as Frogger, Space Invaders, and Ms. PacMan aren't fun anymore. God is punishing them, right? Believe it or not, I've heard them say that before.

The cudaguys, costergirls, antiwhys, pixies, ari_freaking_golds, citygirls, forever_frantics, sherry_berrys, and xl_fives of life will sit around day and night and create Yahoo ID's hourly. They hope by rotating them frequently, they will avoid exposure. Forget it, we know who you are. We also know what you are... desperate losers... lurking and yearning for that Yahoo E-cock or E-pussy to enter your PM box.

'Scrappers. you know why your life is difficult? YOU! Yes, you read correctly, you choose to make it difficult!

I ask my anonymous commenter's and plague of this world, what are you going to do about your life?

My guess is once you're through posting to the blog, you'll take another nap, wake up and eat your meatloaf, and then pop in with yet a new ID and lurk in NHL:1 for a couple more hours.

Come on 'scrap, there has to be more to life than chat or in trying to guess who the blogger is... along with my age, sex, height, and weight. LOL at 'scrappers thinking there's a prize involved like at the county fair if they guess correctly.

Like Hermes, said... basically if you go away, I go away.

It's hard letting go of something you love, isn't it?

LOL!!!

2008-02-03T07:06:00.000-05:00

If you're visiting here after viewing the blog of Jimmy_Cinderella... http://whatwouldthecrudo.blogspot.com/ ... then, thank you. If you have not had a chance to visit 'whatwouldthecrudo' then take a minute, stop by, and say hello.

The below is a continuation of a post I left on http://whatwouldthecrudo.blogspot.com/.

I'm looking forward to hearing from youdontknowjack... aka shady of NHL:1.

Jack, how do we resolve the fact that the Neanderthal individual was probably more intelligent than a modern human individual? The cranial capacity tells us something about the individuals' mental abilities, LOL... good or bad ;) ... but it tells us almost nothing about the social aspects of life.

Neanderthals were skilled hunters with complex societies. Neanderthals were the first humans who buried their dead. That much we know.

We also know that up until the 1950's Neanderthals conjured mental images of hairy, stooping brutes with more brawn than brains.

Pics, Jack?

Do share.

LOL!

We know Neanderthals suffered annihilation at the hands of modern humans... at least most did.

Jack, the Neanderthals had a short, stocky body that was an ideal shape for conserving heat. They were also extremely muscular in order to cope with the demands of a grueling Ice Age lifestyle. Correct me if I'm wrong, but have you not described yourself fitting that mold?

The Neanderthal hyoid bone, which holds the voice box in place, shows they were capable of complex speech. But their sentences were probably basic. Jack, have you ever typed out a complete sentence, one of which contained word(s) of more than two syllables and no typos? LOL at typos due to your big fingers... the truth is now known.

In 1999, the skeleton of a child was unearthed in Lapido, Portugal. Dated to around 25,000 years ago, the remains show a mixture of Neanderthal and modern features, suggesting it may be a hybrid. But small fragments of Neanderthal DNA extracted from three different specimens show that they were not closely related to any present day human populations.

What do you think, Jack?

Yahoo Love...

2008-02-01T07:56:00.000-05:00

Is there anything, ANYTHING - more important than discovering what you came to this earth to contribute? When you are in total alignment with who you are, and you are allowed to express that, and live that every day, NOTHING can hold you back from achieving everything else in your life like... love, health, relationships, money, freedom, purpose, motivation... etc., etc..

Find your purpose so that you can start living it and fully experience everything you came to this earth to experience! Pssssst! ... a nickel's worth of free advice, it won't happen while sitting in chat 7 days a week 12 hours a day. Does anyone reading this even have that desire breathing inside of them? I hope so.

My apologies. This isn't meant to insult ALL readers. You know who you are.

Without knowing everything that is going on inside of you, you cannot turn your desires, thoughts, wants and needs into REAL experiences. Time is running out for most of you. In the meantime, until you decide to snap out of it, allow me to present more FANTASY for your reading pleasure.

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Yahoo Love

"Hello Room" -- Hello Tricia, said Jack. "Wow, what a quick response, Is this a sign that I will find someone to cyber with quick?" "18/F here, I typed in the room, hoping this would attract the attention of some horny chatters." Almost immediately Christofer responded... 36/M here, you want to chat Tricia? "Hi Christofer, sure, how are you?" Good tonight, you? "So far so good." "Another instant message appeared on my screen, it was from Eddie." "I clicked cancel over, and over as Eddie messaged me again and again." So how old are you, Tricia, Eddie asked. "18/F here." can't you read?" "I was hoping he would go away... until later anyway."

"Have you ever had cyber sex, Christofer?" "I do not know why I typed that so soon." " I thought cyber sex was for people that could not find a real human being to have real sex with, wait, that is me." Yes, Tricia I have, you? "No, but I want to try it." "I want to find out what all the hype is about." "I want to find out if it's any good."

Do you want to have it with me, Tricia? "Okay, but you have to begin and lead, Christofer, I've never done it." OK, if you want to, Tricia. And yes, OK, I'll start.

Here goes Tricia! During our kiss my hands slide down your back to your ass. I caress your ass cheeks softly as our tongues explore each others mouth. My next move puts my hands on your breasts. I gently massage them and play with them with my fingers. "I like this, Christofer, don't stop." "I enjoy what you're saying." "I feel myself becoming sexually excited."

We are not alone here in chat, Tricia, this is exciting. I put my hands up your shirt to your bra. I pull the bras cups down beneath your breasts so I can have easier access to them. Are you touching your breasts, Tricia? "Yes, Christofer I am lightly fondling my own breasts." We don't have much time, Tricia, so I slide my hands up your shirt. I unzip your jeans and slide my hands between the fabric of your panties and your skin. I run my fingers across you, feeling how wet you are.

"I'm taking off my pants and panties, Christofer." OK now lay on your back, Tricia in anticipation of my next move. "Please keep going, Christofer, I'm really getting into what you're typing." OK Tricia. I slowly guide myself to the lips of your pussy. The head of my dick can feel how wet and warm you are. "The tip of my index finger is inside me, Christofer." "I wish you could feel the warmth and wetness caused by your excitement." I push myself deep into you, Tricia. You feel so good. "I softly moaned as I put my own finger as far as it reached inside of me, Christofer, I wish you were here." "Christofer? Hello? Damnit."

Sorry, disconnected, Tricia.

I pull out, then push back in. My pace starts slowly but with each thrust I move quicker. "I love this, Christofer, don't stop, I can feel my emotions and hormones controlling me know." "My pointer finger joined my other finger inside of me." "Rapidly they're both moving around inside of me." I fuck you harder and harder. "Yes, don't stop Christofer." I think I'm about to cum, Tricia. I can feel it building up inside of me. It wants to be released. "I feel the excitement growing too Christofer, and I'm almost ready to explode too." I'm coming inside you, Tricia. "I'm losing total control, Christofer." "A wave of sexual excitement is going through my entire body." "My body is going into convulsions and my pussy's muscles are tightening on my fingers, Christofer." I came, Tricia. "So did I, Christofer, that was great." "Now imagine what it would be like in real life, Christofer."

"Christofer, you there... Chris? Hello? Damnit."

"Let me message Eddie."

Super Bowl Prediction...

2008-02-01T02:54:00.000-05:00

From Pre-Season all the way up until kick-off of the Big Game, sports fanatics from across the world have been and will be making their 2008 Super Bowl predictions. Now the teams have finally been set and you get one last chance to make your predictions on who which team will win this game. The two teams you will be deciding from will be the New York Giants and the New England Patriots.

If you have been keeping up on the NFL season to this point, then you should know that New England will be trying to set the biggest milestone ever in pro football with one final victory Sunday.

The Miami Dolphins are the only team ever to go through a season undefeated and win the championship game. The Dolphins won 17 games that year, and now the Patriots have a chance to cap off a perfect 19-0 season.

New England won't be taking the Giants lightly after New York nearly ended that perfect season with a 35-38 setback in the season finale. The Giants have earned their trip to this Super Bowl by winning 10 consecutive road games. To predict them to win an 11th straight road game, you would have to be going out on a big limb here because you are witnessing perhaps the best NFL team to ever suit up in uniform to take the field in New England.

Super Bowl predictions will be made by children, chatters, and adults of all ages. Many will be taking part in pools (not the kids I hope) where they are asked to pick the winner, how many points they will win by, and what the final score will be. Most people will be making these predictions for fun.

There is a point-spread set on the 2008 Super Bowl where you chatters have to decide between taking the underdog or the favorite. The Giants are obviously the underdog while the Patriots are once again a big favorite.

If any of you are thinking of placing any bets, good luck! If you have already bet on the Giants, good god!

Final score: New England Patriots 33 - - - New York Giants 20

Now that you have my pick, don't rush out and place today's paycheck with your neighborhood bookie. Though I'm confident with my selection, last thing I need is more angry chatters 'sonning' me to tears. LOL!

It just sickens me to see how much of a bandwagon effect New England has had in football this season. As each week went on during the regular season, thousands of fans dumped their opening day favorites for New England.

I'd be curious to see your predictions posted.

How many of you NHL:1 chatters are on then New England 'wagon' or for that matter, the New York 'wagon'?

Toronto Bills, 2012 Super Bowl Champs!

Book it!

2008-01-31T10:23:00.000-05:00

Looks like I'll be home for the next 48-72 hours with a muscle strain of my lower back. Maybe a post or three from the confines of my bed while I recuperate. How convenient, trapped in bed on Super Bowl weekend.

Yes, I did say that I would put together the eight Eastern Conference NHL teams that I believe will make the playoffs as I did for the Western Conference yesterday. I also stated that I would put together an Erotic story of sort for those who lack Erotic Romance and Passion in their life. But first I want to show you a brief review of a movie that I saw a couple of nights ago.

I know about 25% of you reading this DO leave the house on occasion to see a movie. My guess is about 25% of you never leave the house, but at least have a high speed connection that enables you to download movies, and view them somewhere between your chat and cyber sessions. Mostly, this is for the other 50% of the room that never leave the house, could never afford a movie even if they did leave the house, and connects to the net via dial-up and unable to download a song, let alone a full feature film, without being disconnected.

First off, before you see Juno... and you really, really should see Juno... forget everything you've heard or read about Diablo Cody... yes the famous stripper-turned- blogger-turned-Golden-Globe-nominated-screenwriter and now Academy Award Nominee.

The wonderful 'Juno' isn't a woman's version of 'Knocked Up'... it's an adult version of 'Knocked Up,' starring teenagers. In my opinion, it's not only the best comedy of the year, but one of the best films, period.

The title character is a sharp, sardonic high school junior who, after a somewhat offhand carnal encounter with her best friend, Paulie Bleeker... finds herself unexpectedly pregnant. Her girlfriend Leah suggests it may be a false alarm. "It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?" A series of over-the-counter pregnancy tests confirms the fetal reality.

Juno's initial thoughts turn to abortion, but a visit to a clinic where the receptionist asks her to catalogue "every score and every sore" soon has her checking ads in the Pennysaver for couples seeking to adopt. And so, with the support of her dad and step mom, she tracks down a well off suburban couple, the Lorings, eager for her baby.

Seasons change, and so does the size of Juno's belly. She gets to know the Lorings better... sweet but maternally desperate Vanessa and especially wry, boyish Mark. Mark is a former would be rock musician-turned-composer of what he describes as "more commercial stuff." "Like what?" Juno asks. "Commercials," he explains. Juno takes to hanging out with him while his wife is away at work, bonding over her precocious appreciation of Iggy Pop and Dario Argento.

Just as the story appears to be headed toward a distasteful liaison, though, it veers in a more humane direction, one that allows for irresponsibility and disappointment without venturing into Social Services territory. Indeed, one of the great pleasures of Juno is that it is able to distinguish between a bad situation (being 16 years old and pregnant) and truly unhappy circumstance. Juno's parents are disappointed but not disapproving. The Lorings, while not quite as they first appear, never slip into callous caricature. And Paulie Bleeker is everything, I imagine, you would want in the teenage father of your unintended child. Juno herself, moreover, wastes no time on self-pity. Even her moment of greatest despair is an unselfish one, occasioned not by her own predicament but by the worry that it may be impossible for any two people to beat the odds and remain in love.

This generosity of spirit is Juno's most pleasant surprise. Early on, the film seems as though it may amount to little more than a series of ironic jibes, especially during the somewhat off key scene in which a drug-store cashier sells Juno a series of dubious quips ("fertile Myrtle," "your Eggo is preggo") along with her pregnancy tests. But it soon settles into a rhythm in which even the sharpest jokes... say, Paulie applying Speed Stick to his inner thighs in preparation for a jog while the Kinks' "A Well-Respected Man" plays in the background, are pitched in an endearing key.

The obvious comparison is with Judd Apatow's recent oeuvre, and plenty of people describe the movie as Knocked Up from a girl's perspective. But even though Juno's accidental parents are about a decade younger than Apatow's, a better description might be Knocked Up from an adult perspective. Juno recognizes that some overgrown boys never really do make their peace with maturity, and may, in fact, actively choose to go the other way. There are no convenient shifts of character or improbable attractions required to reach its happy ending... it's all right there from the beginning, waiting to unfold.

A well assembled cast below:

The title character Juno - (Ellen Page)
Juno's best friend, Paulie Bleeker - (Michael Cera)
Juno's girlfriend Leah - (Olivia Thirlby)
Juno's dad - (J. K. Simmons)
Juno's stepmom - (Allison Janney)
Maternally desperate Vanessa - (Jennifer Garner)
Wry, boyish Mark - (Jason Bateman)
Drug-store cashier - (Rainn Wilson)

2008-01-30T07:42:00.000-05:00

Back in early October, I posted my thoughts in reference to Oz's TheHockeyInstigator column. http://thehockeyinstigator.blogspot.com/
These are my thoughts almost 4 months later...

Originally I had selected the San Jose Sharks as the "top team" in the West, followed by Detroit, Anaheim, Colorado, Vancouver, Calgary, Minnesota, and Dallas. As of today, this is how the Western Conference standings read: (points in parentheses)...

1. Detroit - (78)
2. San Jose - (63)
3. Minnesota - (59)
4. Dallas - (63)
5. Anaheim - (60)
6. Calgary - (58)
7. Vancouver - (57)
8. Phoenix, Colorado, Columbus - (56)

There is plenty of hockey left, 8-9 weeks and 30+ games to go, with rankings 2-8 to be decided in all probability, within the last two or three games of the season.

Detroit is now, and will be the team to beat come April, May, and possibly June. Everyone here has to admit, as of now they are playing at a superb level, higher than any other team in the NHL. Before I ask this question, I don't want anyone saying "they'll choke just like they always do" or anything like that... but, who would you say would stop the Wings from reaching yet another Cup final? With two tough goalies in Osgood and Hasek, a solid defense led by Lidstrom and Rafalski, a potent offensive attack of Zetterberg, Datsyuk, Cleary, Holmstrom, and Samuelsson... and let us not forget a deep and experienced bench, what more can you ask for?

Anaheim is now my number two pick in the West, and yes, for the obvious reason(s). Teemu Selanne has followed former Stanley Cup MVP Scott Niedermayer in returning to the team. Fear not, Detroit, Selanne won't score the game winning goal in this years Western Conference Finals, but he should definitely make it a more interesting one. Anaheim has seen solid goal tending in Giguere and Hiller as of late. Niedermayer has given Pronger and Schneider some much needed help on defense. Unfortunately, Getzlaf and Perry have been the only two consistent players offensively for the Ducks, who are eagerly awaiting Selanne's return.

Dallas has moved up to my number three pick in the West. Back in October, I was thinking that their defense would carry them into the playoffs. I still feel that way, but offense is what has them near the top of the Pacific Division at this time. Turco has played well 50 games into the season, but must turn it up a notch if Dallas is going to contend for the top spot in the Pacific. His GAA and Sv% is down from last year... 2.23 and .910 vs. 2.40 and .906 this season. Consistent numbers yes, but more is needed to secure a high seeding come playoff time. Smith's numbers are down from last year as well, but has still been steady in net when called upon. Riberio has been a pleasant surprise and is having his best year since his 2003-2004 season with Montreal. His SPct. for his career is 16.64 with this year at an astonishing 30.99. One must wonder why more shots are not created for him. Morrow is having a good year after a dismal 2006-2007, Modano, Hagman and Miettinen have been steady. Zubov is providing his usual scoring punch. Niskanen is having a solid rookie year. Daley and Robidas and the other Dallas D-men will have to step it up over the next few weeks.

San Jose is my number four pick, how disappointing. Each year, the same, high hopes. They quietly remain at or near the top of the Pacific Division each year, and are eliminated sooner than expected in the playoffs. If they're going to win the Cup as I predicted back in October, then they're going to have to play more, and obviously win more, while on those playoff road trips. Nabokov is having a great year, and when it's over, will have had his best in his 8-year career. Not many goalies have been as steady and dependable as he this season. Hope he can last up to and into the playoffs. Who is his back-up, anyway? Playing in 48 of 51 games this year... is asking too much. Thornton is going to have a hard time cracking 100 points this season as he's done in his previous two seasons with the Sharks. If you find Nabokov's back-up, see if you can't find Cheechoo also. Yes, he's missed a few games due to minor injuries, but come on... 16 points this season, a far cry from last year, and no where near where people thought he would be this year... his 2005-2006 season when he scored 56 goals and had 37 assists. Michalek, Marleau, Rivet and Bernier cannot make up for Thornton's and Cheechoo's lack of production. Setoguchi one day maybe. Watch for this kid in the years to come. Defense has been a pleasant surprise for the Sharks this year, with the fewest goals allowed in the Western Conference behind Detroit to date.

Number five is Vancouver. Again, everyone is saying... "Luongo is going to have to carry the Canucks into the playoffs." Usually they're right. Is that true this year, probably? Luongo will need to forget about January, and play like he was in December and before. He said that himself, as well. The Sedins's are having a fine year with Naslund and Pyatt contributing offensively, but if Luongo is having a sub-par game, that isn't quite enough. Vancouver is a sound and defensive minded team. Ohlund has been hurt and in and out of the lineup. Now Mitchell is out with a back injury. Miller, Krajicek and Weaver will be called upon to get the job done until his recovery.

Minnesota at number six has seen its ups-and-downs this season. They have dealt with numerous injuries, yet still held their own while key players recovered. You can generally tell within the first 8-10 minutes of each game which team has shown up to play. At times the Wild seem lethargic and just go through the motions. At other times, it's the energized and aggressive team that presses their opponent into a submissive victory. Minnesota is atop the Northwest Division by a point over Calgary, 2 points over Vancouver, and 3 points over Colorado. Again, the Wild are healthy, with the exception of Boogaard, Parrish, and Hill... but no offense to these guys, it's good to see Demitra and Koivu back on the ice. BTW Harding, snap out of it! The Wild will need you come crunch time.

Calgary is at number 7, this week anyway. Where can we find Kiprusoff the rest he needs? Goalie Curtis Joseph signed a $1.5 million, one-year contract to give relief to goalie Miikka Kiprusoff, who has started 47 of 48 games. I'm supplying Tylenol to the fans of Calgary to give them relief when Cujo shows them exactly what he did for Phoenix. Good luck in getting that much needed win to tie you for 4th all time with 447 career victories, Cujo. (I'm sorry, I'm just not a fan of his.) The Flames looked great in October with their 6-3-3 record and potent offense. November was a disaster as their defense took a hiatus. December's offense led them to a 9-1-4 record. Iginla leads the team offensively. Huselius, after a lousy offensive stretch, came to life in December and will need to continue to produce, since Langkow has cooled somewhat. The defense has to be more consistent and should be now that the three new defense men... Aucoin, Eriksson and Sarich have had a chance to "learn the system" in the first half of the season. The conference is a log-jam and any slump could prove deadly to playoff aspirations.

Who will be the eighth and final team to make the playoffs in the West?

Colorado, Phoenix, or Columbus?

Nashville or St. Louis?

Can Chicago or Edmonton make a run for it?

Only the L.A. Kings are 100% of out the running. They are looking forward to adding John Tavares to its roster of growing young talent and will be a force to be reckoned with in 2010.

Tomorrow...

The Eastern Conference:

Ottawa ,Montreal, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, New Jersey, Carolina, New York Rangers, Boston

Mary, Mary, Quite Cuntrary...How does your bullshit grow?

2008-01-29T03:30:00.000-05:00

So, last night I received an e-mail from a chatter who is relatively new to NHL:1. They've asked that I not mention their name as I did with Soapstud (my last blog), for fear of being called a stool pigeon. Honestly, I'm not 100% sure of who it is myself at this point, but close. I do know they have an obsession for Lindsay (butter_cup0) and Tricia (costergirl10). They did share a little information about the two ladies, which I will share with you a little later.

This chatter claims to have developed a love/hate relationship with Mary_Christine21, in just a matter of minutes. Too funny.

This is what they had to say.

"LOL, I love to hate her. She thinks she is God's gift to chat, God's gift to man. LOL at her thinking that if she wasn't with Jerzzzey this month, or if I wasn't with someone, that I would be all over that. From what I hear, Bradshaw is next in line, LOL. He has no class or taste either. A match made in heaven."

"I have a girlfriend here in a home that we just moved into together, blogger. My girl is a great cook, great in bed, and she lets me hang out with the guys anytime I want. Why would I want to jeopardize this over a chat girl who thinks of no one but herself?"

"Mary_Christine21 is selfish. I can tell by the way she acts towards others. If it isn't about Mary_Christine21, it isn't worth paying attention to, LOL"

"While I was chatting with Jerzzzey, Thornton, Selanne_Niedermayer, and Ross (the music guy), this geek Dak asks Jerzzzey where his chat girlfriend is. LOL at 2 minutes later Mary_Christine21 is in the room. Either she was lurking under a fictitious ID or Jerzzzey messaged her and she came a running, thinking the conversation was about her, LOL. I jokingly typed up the "call me" smiley to Mary_Christine21, and she tells me to fuck off. Don't flatter yourself, Mary_Cuntstine21, you're not all that, LOL. It is so easy to get into her head, as well as her thong too, I imagine. Then she Pm's me. I didn't respond back, LOL."

"I have seen her in the room before, but paid little attention. I know this type. I also hate this type. The play 'em and leave 'em type. And the, I'll talk to you when I'm good and ready type. I heard Jerzzzey took Mary_Christine21 away from Thornton, LOL, is this true, blogger?"

"Seeing as there were only 4-5 chatters in the room, I thought I would involve her in my chat session tonight."

"Big Mistake."

"This girl hasn't a clue in life, blogger. She can't take a joke, can't hold a civil conversation, and makes fun of everyone around her. You think she is a tad bit insecure, blogger? All she wanted to talk about was the fact she looked good on Thornton's big screen TV. I heard she begged Thornton to accept nude photos of Jerzzzey, and show them on his large screen TV for her to see. "Wow, Paul, it makes your cock look big now." LOL at that insult, LOL at now! Jerzzzey didn't understand. All 3 are fucked in the head IMO. Thornton was saying how gay he felt having them in his files, so he deleted them, even after Jerzzzey and Mary_Christine21 asked that he save them, LOL. Didn't you feel gay accepting them, Thornton? WTF is the difference?

"OMG, blogger, she even went off on you, LOL, claiming to know who you are."

"And yes, she called you a loser. What have you got to say about that, LOL?"

"Who are you, blogger, LOL?"

"Thank you blogger for reading this and hopefully posting it along with your thoughts. If you cut down the length of your blogs, I'll have to read them one day, LOL. Costergirl10 seems quite entertained by them, and constantly messages me, asking if I have checked out the latest. She is quite the pain in the ass. Butter_cup0 shows me her tits all the time, LOL. She's a freakish looking red-head that is OK to look at, but nothing you want to bring home to mom, LOL. She is an avid reader as well."
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Thanks for sharing, Sir. It's nice to see that the room is helping me out with some gossip. It shows me, that you as readers, for the most part, do care. I don't buy the fact that the blogs are too long for you. I know you're a loyal reader.

Thank you too, Hermes, your request will be honoured. I'll update you all with some sports, weather, business news, etc. And yes, an Erotic Story from time to time for those that Hermes commented so well on:

"Hell, I'm sure TONS of chatters could vicariously live through any characters you create that exist in a world with a REAL romance and/or sexual relations =))"

Sorry about that, Sir, where were we?

You're definitely right about Mary, she is very conceited or stuck up if you will. Just don't let it bother you. Remember, it's the Internet. Very few people are real on net, let alone the NHL:1 room. There are only a handful that speak the truth, and of course the Sonners are the majority of them, but this isn't about them today.

Yes, Mary comes across as very smug and arrogant in chat, but in real life, probably lives a lonely and humble life. Arrogance comes out of never being loved or cared for. Showing arrogance is a weak attempt to hide feelings that they are truly lower than others. Arrogance is usually a sign of low self-esteem. Mary comes off the way she does because many people are secretly impressed by it... and look up to people who are like that. Paul claims to know her best, Sir. Try making friends with him and Thornton. (And yes, Mary and Thornton were an item but Paul eventually won her over.) They tend to share their deepest thoughts and most intimate secrets with one another. Try also Alexovechkin, (Jimmy) as he won't give up until he gets the answer(s) he wants. His persistence usually pays off. I know he has had a few conversations with Mary and would probably be more than happy to share the details with you.

The way to combat her arrogance, Sir, is to go with the NO--repeat, NO-- attention method. If no one was there to look at acknowledging Mary, then it wouldn't be worth it for her to act the way she does. So you did good by not responding back to her when she messaged you. Most end up giving in to her because they want pictures of her. If you want those, ask Bradshaw, he has plenty. He's one that will not hesitate to to post them, though you may have to guide him through it.

Mary is probably upset with me due to the fact that comments are posted about her on this blog that she feels are not true. I am not responsible for those negative comments made towards her or anyone. I am responsible though for giving those that do post, the opportunity to voice their opinions anonymously via the blog. This is easier than creating a fake ID through Yahoo, and then face the fear of being placed on ignore while in chat before posting their comment. There are no ignore buttons here, there are no deletions of posts being made. I know that with the good posts, come the bad posts, and with the bad posts, come the ugly posts. Most of the negative comments made towards Mary I do agree with unfortunately. For this is probably another reason why Mary thinks I'm a loser. She, like anyone reading this, has the right to voice their opinion at anytime they'd like.

Fifty-percent of the readers think I'm a loser. That's OK. Seventy-five percent of the readers assume they know who I am. Which is fine. One-hundred percent of the readers have changed their minds numerous times on who I am. Hilarious!

Now take any whole number (non-negative integer), except zero, and multiply it by infinity. This will be the number of chat scrap that will have barely a clue of what I'm ever talking about... or what I'm trying to do for them.

Sir, in answer to your last question of who I am... and this will be the last time I respond to this...

...such information is secret and only will be divulged to my equals, of which there are few, in due time.

Where it goes from there, is up to them.

Happy reading! And remember...

...Tomorrow is Another Day!

Zero Tolerance...

2008-01-28T02:48:00.000-05:00

Per your request, Soapstud... here's what I was able to come up with.

If you ask people why they do the things they do in life, they will give you sensible sounding reasons which seem to explain their decisions. We like to believe that we exercise sound judgment, especially in the important decisions of our lives.

We of NHL:1 know that this is rarely true.

I think that standard operating procedure for human decision making is to do what feels right to you at the time, and then to give logical sounding justifications for what you were already going to do anyway, whether you had justifications or not.

So ladies of NHL:1, let me ask... let's say that if you are pregnant, and want to get an abortion, would you be able to give any number of reasonable sounding explanations why this is the right decision?

Below is what I gathered about Pixie and her "reasonable sounding explanations"...

"I am not ready to be a parent. I need to finish off my education to get to a better point in my career, my life. I don't have enough money to feed another mouth, let alone enough money to satisfy my own cravings and needs."

In either case, none of those mentioned was the real reason for your decision, Pixie. The real reason for your decision will always be, "I did it because I wanted to do it".

Loser!

If instead you wanted to keep the baby, you could have explained to the boys and girls of chat how even though you will have some extra difficulties due to the lack of money or whatever, you will certainly be up to the challenge to make your life work with the baby, how being a parent will be good for you, what a great parent you'll make, how it will bring you and the father closer together, and so on. But no Pixie, you chose murder.

Loser!

Did you stop and think about what your significant other might have to say about this? Why is it that you did not discuss your pregnancy with him, or family members? You chose instead the chat scrap of NHL:1 to discuss your "problem" with. Unfortunately in 1988, the Supreme Court decided that a husband has no right to stop his wife from having an abortion, let alone a one-night stand, or whoever he is or was to you.

Was it a NHL:1 chatter, Pixie that knocked you up?

I'm thinking Pixie, that you're very uneducated about the truth about abortion and assume that since it is legal, it must be morally acceptable as well.

"Thou shalt not kill." -Exodus 20:13

Life really is a gift from God.

Satan laughs as mothers like you, Pixie, murder their own babies in the name of "freedom of choice"—but the baby has no choice.

I was told by one of the chatters that you did visit Planned Parenthood upon confirmation of your pregnancy. Did Planned Parenthood assist in planning your murder, Pixie? Did they assist in giving your child a name, Pixie? What was your child's name Pixie?

How much pain do you think your child was in as its arms, legs, head and torso was violently pulled and twisted apart, and removed from your womb? It was a slow painful death no doubt. Slow because the doctors I'm sure wanted to avoid injuring you and possibly having a lawsuit thrown against them. Something you probably hoped for.

Loser!

Did Planned Parenthood explain to you that your child will have a dreadful frozen look of terror on its face resulting from the unimaginable pain of an abortionist ripping and tearing its body apart without anesthesia?

Your child's pain eventually went away.

Here's to hoping that your pain lasts a lifetime.

If you so choose to enter NHL:1 again, Pixie... might I suggest you stick to hockey or baking topics? Don't embarrass yourself with your personal life and drama. No one cares. Especially if it has to do with death.

I found this question and thought I would share it with you, as well as some of the answers that were given.

"Is it OK to have more than one abortion?"

"That would be up to the person... However, having an abortion can cause a woman to never have children. Of course, anyone who has had one abortion IMO never deserves to have children or to ever be able to become pregnant again. Abortion should not be a form of birth control. Use your damn brain and get some real birth control."

"No, it is not. What is wrong with you? Do you know how to keep your legs together? birth control is free at the clinic. You are setting yourself up for no babies ever. You know you are killing your babies. Murder........And you are ruining yourself. When you decide to have one to keep, your body will reject it. What do these guys you get pregnant by think. Do they use condoms. You are a nut."

"What the hell is wrong with you? Use some ******* birth control. Do you like murdering innocent babies just because you're too damn lazy!?!? If you do have children one day how are you going to tell them that you killed their 3 or possibly four other siblings. I hope you never have kids, and if you do, do them a favor and give them up for adoption. God."

I love the answers to this question...... don't you Pixie?

In closing, I would like to ask how one feels about... if and when abortions MAY be possible?

Rape?
Incest?
Health Risks?

My feelings are... all life has value and therefore should be respected and protected... that is until you enter NHL:1, and you bring your pathetic life's woes with you. Consider yourself free game if that occurs.

As usual, all comments are welcome.

Pixie, if yesterday was a bitch, and today seems meaningless and pointless, just remember...

...Tomorrow is Another Day!

Paul bashing...

2008-01-23T21:38:00.000-05:00

LOL at Thornton voicing his opinion on Paul, saying he has lived a sheltered life. Thornton not believing a word Paul says. "LOL at Paul not getting laid in over a year... he's a liar, that pussy never got pussy" says Thornton.

Thornton ranting and raving about how Paul could spend 17 hours on the phone with Mary_Christine. Most in NHL:1 agree that they have in total, spent 17 hours talking to there significant others in 2 months, let alone 17 hours straight in one day. "How gay is that" Thornton says.

Isn't this old news, Thornton? Get over it already, Mary doesn't want you.

Bradshaw says that Paul could fly out, tap that ass for an hour, and fly back in less than the 17 hours he spends on the phone phone jacking off to Mary. "That is one nasty cunt, you should hear how they talk about her in MLB:1" says, Bradshaw.

Jockoredwing53 says Paul has no stamina, he would last 5 minutes with Mary.

Thornton says Paul would cum in the airplane on the way there and not be able to get it up for Mary.

Thornton laughing at the fact Paul ever played football. "He's too much of a pussy to play sports."

Flyereddie48 saying Paul can't afford to pay attention, let alone pay for an airline ticket to California.

"I bet they're on the phone right now" says Thornton, "or Mary_Christine would be pm'ing me right now." "Everyone knows she likes it when I talk dirty to her." "Yeah I masturbated to her before, lotsa times." So what.

"LOL at Paul always asking Mary if she's pm'd me during each conversation they have" says Thornton. "Paul is a fuckin' idiot."

Thornton saying Mary_Christine will have a mentally handicapped and challenged baby if she ever becomes pregnant from all the weed she smokes.

Flyereddie48 saying that whoever impregnates her is a bigger loser than her. LOL!
Oz saying that California marijuana is tainted with mercury, as studies have shown California's soil to be heavily polluted. LOL at that.!!! With the farming and agriculture boom of California, that means a lot of people worldwide have polluted bodies as well.

Mercury pollution has a variety of impacts in the New York region. Ecosystems within the New York Harbor watershed are affected by both current and past emissions and deposition. People who eat local fish can be exposed to high levels of mercury. Oh no, another polluted state, Oz.

Don't forget Oz, that you're surrounded by the stuff... such as in fluorescent lights, switches, batteries, and thermometers. Let's not forget... film projection, photography, dental exams, photochemistry, water purification and street lighting. When certain lamps are broken during use or disposal, a portion of the mercury contained in them is emitted to the atmosphere. Have you ever broken a bulb or lamp? Have you ever received a flu shot?

Mercury is also used in dental amalgams (fillings), do you not have fillings Oz, wait, you're British, dumb question. Oz, the mercury in dental amalgam is a form of inorganic (mercuric) mercury that is less easily absorbed in the body than metallic mercury, but still.

Ingestion of large ocean fish such as tuna, shark and swordfish is the leading exposure source for methyl mercury for the general US population. Those segments of the population that eat significant amounts of freshwater fish and coastal fish can have even higher exposures. Oh no Oz, it's everywhere.

Pennsylvania is home to the coal-fired plant that's the worst mercury polluter in the nation, and the plants are collectively third worst in the country for mercury pollution. The Fish and Boat Commission has issued an official warning that advises people to limit eating fish caught in any lake, river or stream in Pennsylvania because of the widespread mercury contamination.

Oz sonned to oblivion. FACT!!!

It might help if you knew your shit, Oz, before speaking out. LOL!!! Shut your mush... as they would say in the the UK, no? LOL! Or "belt up" would work too. I'm sure you heard that quite often while growing up.

I don't intentionally look to wind-you-up Oz, but the things you say sometimes. LOL! Anytime you try and "son" someone Oz, it backfires on you. LOL!!!

Cheerio, for now!

And remember...

Tomorrow is Another Day!

State of Arkansas Residency Application...

2008-01-23T08:33:00.000-05:00

I heard Mike92Chevy in NHL:1 the other night and he was talking about how nice it is to be in Arkansas. Those two months living with Bradshaw were hell on him. Mike wanted out sooner, but Arkansas would not let him in until his State of Arkansas Residency Application was filled out and completed in its entirety.

I hear Nhlphi would like to move in with Mike, as he too is tired of living under Bradshaw's roof.

Below, Nhlphi, is a State of Arkansas Residency Application. Take a few minutes to print off a copy, fill out the form, and submit as soon as possible.

1. Last name:____________________

2. First name: (please check one) You will still be acknowledge in chat by your birth name.
But while living in the state of Arkansas you must go by one of the names below.

(_) Billy-Bob
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Jack

3. Age:____

4. Sex:____(M)____(F)____(N/A)____

5. Occupation:

(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser
(_) Unemployed

6. Spouse's full name:____________________

7. Relationship to spouse:

(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet

8. Number of children living in household:____

9. Number that are yours:____

10. Mother's Name:____________________

11. Father's Name:____________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

12. Education:___1___ 2___3___ 4___(Circle highest grade completed)

13. Number of vehicles you own____
14. Number of vehicles that still crank____
15. Number of vehicles on cement blocks____
16. Model and year of your pickup(s):____________________196_

17. Number of firearms you own____

18. Do you have a gun rack?

(_) Yes
(_) No; please explain:____________________

19. Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

(_) The National Enquirer
(_) The Globe
(_) TV Guide
(_) Soap Opera Digest
(_) Rifle and Shotgun

20. Number of times you've seen a UFO____
21. Number of times you've seen Elvis____
22. Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO____

23. How often do you bathe:

(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Not Applicable

24. Color of your teeth:

(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)N/A

25. Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

(_)Red-Man

I don't know what took you so long to fill out this questionnaire, Mike. There's nothing to be ashamed of. Regardless of your situation, you are still one of the more respected men of NHL:1.

Good luck, Lou, or may I call you Billy-Bob?

Go Razorbacks!!!!!!

Minnie Riperson's - Sonnin' You

2008-01-22T03:12:00.000-05:00

Minnie Riperton (November 8, 1947 – July 12, 1979) was an American singer and songwriter noted for her rare five and a half octave vocal range, and her 1975 hit single "Lovin' You".

Lovin' you is easy cause you're beautiful
Makin' love with you is all i wanna do
Lovin' you is more than just a dream come true
And everything that i do is out of lovin' you
La la la la la la la... do do do do do

No one else can make me feel
The colors that you bring
Stay with me while we grow old
And we will live each day in springtime
Cause lovin' you has made my life so beautiful
And every day my life is filled with lovin' you

Lovin' you i see your soul come shinin' through
And every time that we oooooh
I'm more in love with you
La la la la la la la... do do do do do

It's unfortunate that Ms. Riperton is not with us today, but a fan of hers, Minnie RiperSON is. This is my hit single that is dedicated to the chat scrap of NHL:1 such as:

Todd.... ..Ari Freaking Gold
Vero....... Bels_Belfour
Kate....... Beautyislife143
Tina....... Citygirl0117
Linda..... Forever_Frantic
Katie...... Canucks_Girl44
Sherry... Sherry_Berry27

My apologies to those that I left out. You know who you are.

Minnie RiperSON (January 24, 1970 – ) is an American singer and songwriter noted for my not-so rare three and a half octave vocal range, and my 2008 hit single "Sonnin' You".

Sonnin' You... is easy because you're pitiful
Sonnin' You... is all I ever want to do
Sonnin' You... is more than just a dream come true
And everything that I do, is out of Sonnin' You...
blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah... you you you you you

No one else amuses me, and
The laughter that you bring
Hopefully you'll grow old with me
And we will live each day in chat-rooms
Because Sonnin' You... has made my life so beautiful
And every day my life is filled with Sonnin' You...

When Sonnin' You... your soul comes shining through
And every time... that we meet
I'm more in need of Sonnin' You...
blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah, is all you ever do

Future Seminars...

2008-01-19T07:33:00.000-05:00

Greetings readers,

I am looking at putting together some information and conducting a few "in chat" seminars for the chat scrap of NHL:1. Sonners, if you can spare a minute of your time, I would appreciate it if you could send me some suggestions on each of the below courses.

Attendees will be invited on a first fail - first sign up basis. A "qualification" test has been attached for each course. Upon completion of this test, ask yourself if you feel you should attend. If the answer is "yes" simply post in the comment box that you are interested in attending or send me an e-mail. Please, no long drawn out sad stories, just a "yes" or "I am in need, but not at this time" response. This will help be in deciding whether a 2nd or 3rd session will be needed.

Classroom size is vital to quality education. It is historically proven that smaller class sizes can dramatically improve student achievement. I am sure you have noticed by now that there is room for 10 students per course. Upon receipt of your request I will transfer your name to the master list below. The updated list of attendees with confirmed dates and times of each seminar will be posted on Sunday, January 27th, 2008. Test early!

COURSE 001 - Combating Stupidity
http://www.quizrocket.com/stupid-test?gatherer_id=100332&gclid=CLiJ7PGagpECFUWoGgodqlMZFw

1._____nhlphi___________6.______________________
2._____pixie____________7.______________________
3._____dakilongmanok____8.______________________
4._____booman_________9.______________________
5._____thornton_19_ca___10.______________________

COURSE 002 - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut http://www.psychtests.com/tests/relationships/communication_skills_r_access.html

1._____oz_santwyk_______6._____________________
2._____mary_christine21___7._____________________
3._____bradshaw________8.______________________
4._____costergirl10_______9._____________________
5._____berrybusygirl_____10._____________________

COURSE 003 - Parenting: It Doesn't End With Conception http://www.familiesonlinemagazine.com/parenting-test1-08.html

1._____northercutie08___6.______________________
2._____flyereddie48_____7.______________________
3._____oz_santwyk_____8.______________________
4._____booman________9.______________________
5._____bradshaw______10.______________________

COURSE 004 - Get A Life: Learn To Live
http://quibblo.com/quiz/uInamP/Do-YOU-have-a-life

1._____paulAnthony84___6._____citygirl0117_____
2._____boltsgirlvl4______7._____canucks_girl44___
3._____ari_freaking_gold_8._____beautyislife143___
4._____bels_belfour_____9.___________________
5._____forever_frantic__10.___________________

COURSE 005 - How Not To Act Like An Asshole When You Are Obviously Wrong http://www.affirmations-for-success.com/self-esteem-quiz.html

1._____oz_santwyk______6.____________________
2._____alexovechkin8____7._____________________
3._____cudaguy________8._____________________
4._____briereyote_______9._____________________
5._____youdontknowjack_10._____________________

COURSE 006 - How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children http://www.quizilla.com/users/Kabevi/quizzes/How%20Old%20Do%20You%20Act%3F/

1._____oz_santwyk_____6._____________________
2._____flyereddie48_____7._____________________
3.___________________8._____________________
4.___________________9._____________________
5.__________________10._____________________

COURSE 007 - The Obtainable Goal... Real Friends and Lovers
http://www.quizilla.com/users/masterchiefluke/quizzes/Do%20you%20have%20any%20friends.(Answer%20truthfully)/

1._____flyereddie48______6._____cck2ca___________
2._____paulAnthony84____7._____ripstic1616________
3._____antiwhy_________8._____hotshotchamp______
4._____boltsgirlvl4_______9._____________________
5._____thornton_19_ca___10._____________________

COURSE 008 - You CAN Fall Asleep Without Chat if You Really Try http://www.abed.com/sleepcenter/sleepquiz.html

1._____paulAnthony84____6._____________________
2._____butter_cup0______7._____________________
3._____forever_frantic____8._____________________
4._____outovcontroll______9.____________________
5._____youdontknowjack__10.____________________

COURSE 009 - Understanding Your Incompetence
http://www.ihhp.com/quiz.php

1._____ari_freaking_gold__6._____________________
2._____bels_belfour______7._____________________
3._____thornton_19_ca___8._____________________
4._____canucks_girl44____9._____________________
5._____nhlphi__________10._____________________

COURSE 010 - Chat Room Addiction - Overcoming Your Dependency http://www.quizmeme.com/internetaddict/quiz.php

1._____paulAnthony84____6._____________________
2._____oz_santwyk______7._____________________
3._____cck2ca__________8._____________________
4._____boltsgirlvl4_______9._____________________
5._____cudaguy________10._____________________

Happy testing... and remember...

Tomorrow is Another Day

For Emergency use only:
1-800-GET-LIFE

Bedroom Golf...

2008-01-17T12:28:00.000-05:00

Rules for Bedroom Golf are as follows:

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole.

4. For most effective play, the club should be a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

6. The object of this game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that the play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.

7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course, with special attention to well-formed bunkers.

8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage players' equipment for this reason.

9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection.

10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they consider to be a private course.

11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to find alternative means of play when this is the case.

12. The course owner is responsible for the manicuring and pruning of any bush around the hole to allow for improved viewing of, alignment with and approach to the hole.

13. Players are advised to obtain the course owner's permission before attempting to play the back nine.

14. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owner's request.

15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

16. The course owner will be the sole judge of who is the best player.

Good Luck!!!

Essentials of Life...

2008-01-14T08:00:00.000-05:00

The below are my personal top 6 Essentials of Life. I am curious of those that read this what their top Essentials of Life may be. Surely I would hope that at least 1 or 2 of what I show will make your list as well.

1. Oxygen - Oxygen not only feeds tissue and is vital to life, oxygen will also; kill viruses, burn bacteria, singe yeast, and dissolve cancer. Disease states are anaerobic. All bugs hate oxygen. Cancer cells for example, feed off of glycogen (anaerobic respiration), and die in the strong presence of oxygen! Part of a healthy immune system is to have the circulation, rich red blood cells and clean thin blood needed to carry oxygen throughout the body to every nook and cranny thereby killing off anything that may be thinking of festering there due to the lack of sufficient oxygen. - People, get outdoors and inhale some fresh air!!!

2. Water - Evaluate what you drink. Your body is mostly water and needs water as its primary liquid. Since your body was designed to regulate itself internally, drinking external stimulants puts added stress on your body and interferes with the regulation of blood sugar. - Put down the soda cans and beer bottles, enjoy a nice glass of H2O or two!!!

3. Salt - Just like a lot of other food ingredients, eating a bit of salt is essential for us to stay healthy. Salt is made up of two chemicals - sodium and chloride, which have many uses in our bodies. Sodium is an important part of your blood, and it helps carry nutrients into your body's cells. Sodium also helps regulate your blood pressure and helps your nervous system transmit messages. All of these functions mean that eating a small amount of sodium is essential for us to stay alive. The chloride bit of salt is also useful. Your body uses it to make stomach acid to help digest food and kill off dodgy bacteria. Just like a lot of other food ingredients, eating a bit of salt is essential for us to stay healthy. -I'm sure with the super-sizing of Valu Meals your sodium intake isn't a problem here. Just remember, too much of a good thing, may not be good for you!

4. Potassium - Potassium is the third most abundant mineral in the human body, and the benefits of potassium have been studied for decades. Potassium acts as an electrolyte,taking on a positive or negative charge that helps regulate blood pressure, muscle contraction and keep your bodily processes working right. In order to keep your bodily systems working together, your body needs to maintain electrolytes like potassium, sodium and chloride in a careful balance. -Might I suggest a banana or orange in place of that banana cream pie, or orange flavoured creamsicle you consume daily? Or maybe fennel instead of that funnel cake you eat late at night?

5. Exercise - Evaluate how you exercise. Your body needs exercise that increases your heart rate, promotes muscle activity and aids neurological integration, so your body works as it was designed. Excellent exercises that achieve all three are swimming or walking correctly. - Doing finger push-ups by "right clicking" your mouse does not = daily excercise!!!

6. Oils - Essential oils are the oils extracted from flowers, seeds and roots of trees and plants. Known for its therapeutic properties, the essential oil paves way for easy transportation of nutrients to various cells of the body. These essential oils make it possible to oxygenate, without which the assimilation of nutrients in the body is not possible. Essential oils are extremely beneficial for treating muscular and joint problems. For those suffering from respiratory disorders, essential oils are of great value. It not only helps to maintain your physical health, but also takes the charge of ensuring your mental soundness. Essential oil massage truly soothes the nerve and makes the whole experience very refreshing and rejuvenating. -Wesson, Canola, or Whirley-Pop Real Theater Popcorn Oil is not on the list, people!!!

Okay chat scrap, I'm sure you are scratching your heads at this point asking, "wtf is she talking about?" "Oils, what the hell... maybe a little coconut oil while basking in the sun, that's about it?" "Potassium... "umm, I don't put anything in or on my body that I can't spell." "Salt? ... okay, let's raise the blood pressure even more."

I spoke with a few Ghost Town:1 chatters last night and this is what they had to say...

Cck2ca- "I would agree with Oxygen and Water as top essentials, but I also feel that chat should be on not just your list, but my list and everyone's list that reads this."

Flyereddie48- "Animal protein—flesh and dairy products—and refined grains along with chat are essentials of life in my book. And an ATV to get around town during the winter months here in Flin Flon."

Cudaguy- "Unemployment cheques and chat room romance is all I need."

alexovechkin- "If you can have a warm place to sleep, and be dry, and have something to eat; basically, and be clothed... that's really about it for me and my top Essentials of Life, and everything else that I enjoy, such as chat, is just a bonus."

Not2visible_31- "Three grand essentials to happiness in my life are... always having something to do, having someone to love, and something to hope for."

Pixie- "Abortion clinics, twinkies, attention, chat room boys like Nhlphi, and I'm set."

Forever Frantic- "Joe."

Land of the Shire- "My nine essentials that make true worth are... Loving, Learning, Laboring, Laughing, Lamenting, Linking, Living, Leading and Cristina."

Paul.Anthony84- "Peace, Love & Harmony! and my fave two chat rooms."

Thornton_19_ca- "WD40 for my wheelchair, Mary_Christine, and NHL:1 chat."

Jockoredwing53- "Medical marijuana and hemp, Swanson's TV dinners and Viagra."

I can't go on with the rest of the brief interviews I conducted, as it is just too embarrassing. And yes, most all that I spoke with, do list chat as an essential part of their life.

Sad.

Why is it that no one mentioned... Physical Health, Social & Emotional Strength, Education & Literacy? No hope maybe... who knows.

For those that I didn't have a chance to talk to and are reading this, leave me your thoughts.

I promise to be gentle in my responses back to you.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

A letter from a reader...

2008-01-07T05:05:00.000-05:00

I received this story via E-mail last night with a side note attached...

"please post this on your blog at your earliest possible convenience as it is far too long to post as a comment in your last - - Thanking you in advance, XXXX"

It looked to be like any other Internet connection. A smile arrived in my inbox. We exchanged a few semi-witty emails. We rolled over to chat on instant messenger. We even had a couple of phone conversations. It was our time spent on the phone, talking about family life, past dating experiences and strange objects found in our fridge that really changed things for me, though. It was there that the real romance began…

We both had busy schedules. I worked all day and she spent long hours at night in the school lab, pressing her education to the limits as she fought to find a cure for cancer. Her passion inspired me. When she spoke of it, a feeling washed over me and I began to see life as something bigger than the bubble I was living in. I saw life as more important than the sum of evenings spent out at the clubs, flirting with strangers and quaffing adult beverages. The power of working for a greater good became very real and I wanted to be a better person from just a handful of phone conversations. We agreed to meet, but then something happened. I’m not sure if she met someone, if I messed up somehow, or her previous love was back in her life, but the day before we were to finally connect, she dropped off the radar.

The series of chats we have will be hard for me to forget. It’s a love story that is sad for me to tell. Even though we never connected, the feelings were genuine and they have left their mark on my life. I’ll always remember the girl that made me want more in life than just another date… :(

My friends have told me that you shouldn't worry XXXX, there are plenty of other fish in the sea.

I hate that saying. It is a saying that people use to try and help someone rebound. Emotional pain is probably the worst pain known to humans. It's hard to recover, but most do in time. I
have known "fishermen" that have given up on "fishing" just because one got away. Blogger, I know you have dealt with many of life's issues that were thrust upon you, I only wish I were as strong as you.

I'm making up my own saying, "there are plenty of fish in the sea to meet me halfway." Meaning, I'll drop my hook into the water, but it's up to fish to do the rest.

With thanks,

XXXX

Thank you for sharing your story with us, XXXX. I know it must be rough on you. Losing love is never easy.

The good news is, XXXX... I may be able to help you out.
Shockingly, XXXX... the vast majority of what men naturally do after a breakup actually ensures they will never get back together with their ex girlfriend.

Are you XXXX, or anyone reading this, guilty of the below?

-Acting depressed so your ex girlfriend will feel bad for you and want you back out of pity?
-Telling your girlfriend you will change and that things will be different next time?
-Using phony, manipulative trickery such as guilt to bribe your ex girlfriend back to you?
-Futilely trying to reason, argue and use logic to persuade your ex girlfriend to come back to you?

LOL at that last one as women make decisions based on emotion and not logic. Were you guilty of that last one, XXXX?

You know where to find me, XXXX.

And remember,

Tomorrow is Another Day.

Ghost Town:1

2008-01-01T22:05:00.000-05:00

So I pop into NHL:1 last night and this is who I see...
avavaa70
mrbot2004
suzzie143me

Who the hell are these people? For the time that I was in, nothing was said. Maybe they were in PM with each other... LOL!!! But I doubt it. Wow, another visitor...

amr_vip41: hi

We're up to 4 chatters now at 7:00 PM. YAY!!! And that was it for the next 20 minutes...LOL!!!

duecey4 has entered the room.
bobbob303 has entered the room.

The party is about to begin... LOL!!! Now I ask my loyal readers... WTF is going on with NHL:1? It's dead. What have I done? Wait, what have WE done? LOL!!!

WE have transformed NHL:1 into Ghost Town:1.

Back in September... September the 13th to be exact... I posted my first blog. Little did I know that it would be successful, in more ways than one. My plan was to "expose" a little bit about everyone that I felt needed some help. I wanted to post certain things that would hopefully embarrass and quite possibly wake that individual up that of whom I was counseling.

I first started with Linda. Linda was at first obstinate, or pigheaded if you will... but after about 6 weeks of what some called abuse, she started taking some of my advice as well as the advice of you, the readers, and what you were putting out there. There was nothing more pathetic than Linda sitting in chat 20 hours a day stalking Outovcontroll while he would mentally abuse her. Most of the room loved it, and it was the only entertainment and enjoyment that the "chat scrap" would encounter throughout their day. The Sonners loved it as well, but Linda was far too stupid or half-witted to see what was happening. We/they were there to help in a way very few could understand.

Oz took some ribbing and ridicule early and often. He usually... if not always... LOL... ignored suggestions and resisted the help that was being offered to him. It took Oz about 10 weeks to realize that I, the blogger... and you, the readers, were in fact correct. Oz never spent time with his wife... FACT... unless it was in chat. Oz spent time with his daughter, but it was always while he was behind the monitor. When not online, Oz would spend his time sleeping, therefore no contact or communication was happening with his family. Now Oz has shown concerns that he may be soon be deported, is in jeopardy of losing his family, and and is trying to get his life going in the right direction. Unfortunately it may be a little too late for that. We'll just have to wait and see.

Let us not forget about Veronica. Has anyone seen Bels_Belfour? If so, where? When? And most importantly... why? Vero had been lying to chatters for 10 years about who and what she was. I offer no apologies for what I have done in exposing her. For almost half of her life she had been living a lie. I'm not so much angry at her for lying to me, or the room, but lying to herself all those years. If by chance someone reading this is communicating with her... tell her that I am NOT sorry, but I do applaud her for leaving NHL:1... for accepting herself for who she is, and that she should never again be ashamed of that.

These days Linda is a visitor of NHL:1 maybe once a week... under her Forever_Frantic ID anyway. Oz has limited his chats to no more than an hour a day... 3-4 days a week. Again, like Linda, who knows if Oz is really lurking and or lingering during chat sessions throughout the day. If they are, at least it isn't for 18-20 hours a day anymore. Veronica might possibly be one of the wannabe Sonners picking on the newest of "chat scrap", but at least she isn't posting fake pics or volunteering false information about herself.

Congratulations to the three of you for waking up... moving on... and hopefully making something positive happen with your lives. There were a few others that needed help and obviously listened to what WE had to say, but can use a little bit more guidance, in my opinion.

Kate, or Beautyislife143 seems to make herself visible maybe once every 2 weeks. Ari_Freaking_Gold hasn't been seen in about 2 months... unless it's been under a lurking ID. Beth or Heartofdixiechat is seen online very little, and never enters NHL:1 anymore. Nicole, or NJdevilsgirl_28 is nowhere to be found. There are others of course... you know who they are.

Do you miss them? LOL!!!

We see very little of Citygirl0117. Where is Ripstic1616? Briereyote, come out come out, wherever you are. Thornton_19_ca will pop in, but has nothing of importance to speak of anymore. I know what you're thinking... did he ever? You must admit that him and Paul sometimes made that room a bit more interesting when sharing stories of homosexuality, on-line rejections, and video game nostalgia. Paul has taken on the challenges of both an education and employment, while juggling women both on and offline. Has anyone seen Mike92chevy since he's moved in with Bradshaw? BTW, where is Bradshaw? The list goes on and on.

Now that WE, not just myself have eliminated unnecessary chat scrap or have been able to steer those chatters with hope, promise and possibly a future in the right direction... it's time to work on a few others who are nothing but a waste of space in which was once a great room to visit.

Cck2ca had taken some abuse over the last couple of months. He thought that if he came in under TML... a new ID... that everyone would forget the misery that came with the Cck ID.
Nice try Chris. He almost cracked once... and I thought Paul and Thornton had convinced him what a loser he was and to leave chat, dispose of his fantasy hockey team, and get a life. He posted a comment about how he quit, was leaving, blah blah... but resurfaced 24 hours later.
This man has got to go, FACT!

Pixie is possibly the biggest loser in NHL:1 that can be currently called a regular. This girl is yesterday's Vero... nothing but lies. I have been given some gossip about Pixie (that I will share at a later date) from an "assistant" while I was on vacation. I would like to talk to Pixie and quite possibly Christishere personally, before posting any comments. Nhlphi must go! Cudaguy must go! Duecey4, you are a joke. You must go! Do you ever say or type anything worth reading, Duecey4?

Booman and Dakilongmanok, now there's a pair to draw to. They're here to stay, so don't ask me to counsel them. They're the cockroaches of NHL:1. No matter what you do, they're not going anywhere... LOL!!! At least neither of them visits with regularity anymore. Wonder if they each found a woman?

Boltsgirlvl4 was on the "hit list" as was Miss_Match420... but they proved to be better people than I first made them out to be.

LOL... check this out, and pay close attention to the time:

Tuesday, January 01, 2008 8:56:53 PM
just_relax_42: wow
just_relax_42: noone is here

Who would have ever thought that this room, which at times grew to an NHL:2 and NHL:3 on busy nights, would be so empty most nights of the week?

I know for a fact that some have moved on to MLB:1. There are many NHL:1 rejects already chatting in this room. Cheese_Bossman is a "god" to this room. Bradshaw is well hated and can't seem to find love anywhere he goes. Stevem3888 is the leader of the 3am - 6am pack. Devilray187 speaks the same nonsense he used to in NHL:1. And yes, seen visiting this room lately has been TML. Chris if you would like, I can put a good word in for you. LOL!!!

Happy New Year to all! New Years Resolutions anyone? Good luck with those. LOL!!!

And as always, remember...

Tomorrow is Another Day

Undocumented Citizen...

2007-12-25T02:45:00.000-05:00

At the age of 22, Oz Santwyk and a teenage cousin set out from the U.K. to the United States. He was in search of an American girl whom he met on the Internet, and had not talked to in over nine months.

U.S. Border patrol agents and Coast Guard officials caught Oz, his cousin and others in a large fishing vessel on the Atlantic and were detained. After providing information pertaining to his "online love" along with information of her possible whereabouts, officials were able to make contact with Shannon's mother.

A year later Oz was released to her.

Now 26, Oz owns a home in Pennsylvania (so he says), joined a rugby team (where he says he blew out his knee and why he limps), married his online sweetheart (yet to be proven), is the father of a 2 year old girl (though she looks more like Otis the cook at the local Denny's), and generally embraced life as an American (except that Oz isn't here legally) and soon, a judge could order him deported.

Though his wife and mother-in-law have been living and working legally in the U.S. all their lives, a wrinkle in immigration law does not let them apply to keep him here.

“I don't want to go back because I'll be alone,” Oz said, when I spoke to him the other night in PM. "All I have is here in the states... my wife, my daughter, my wife's laptop, my chat friends... though if I had my own computer, I would have my chat friends no matter where I went."

Oz seemed depressed. No, I could not hear him, but I could sense it and feel it by how he typed out to me... as if he were crying out for help. All I could keep telling myself is don't let him get to you, he had his chance long ago, he laughed at you... he didn't want your help... don't do it.

I tried joking with Oz that night... telling him that illegal immigrants do pay taxes, they do the work that U.S. citizens don't want to do, and they do work cheap. "You were encouraged to be part of that Oz, but you chose to sit on your ass 24/7 behind the monitor.... and look at you now."

"Stop calling me an illegal immigrant" Oz fires back... "Okay Oz, from here on out I will call you an Undocumented Citizen." LOL!

Then I believe I was again put on ignore by him...

The debate over illegal immigration really pisses me off. Some estimates range to upwards of 20 million illegal aliens in the United States. It would be great if we could eliminate this problem, but that isn't going to happen. No doubt many of the current illegals are registered to vote. Tally up the numbers and you have a sizable voting bloc, which explains why so many politicians are unwilling to pursue a program of rounding them up and shipping them out.

The politicians want those votes. To no one's vast surprise... politicians are whores. Those with the votes are those whose favor they solicit.

Alright, I'll STFU now.

I ask, my fellow chatters... what difference would it make if Oz were in the states or back home? He would still visit NHL:1 on a regular basis. It's not like he spends "quality" time with his wife or daughter. It's not like he has "real" friends that would miss him. If he ends up back in U.K the communication with Shannon and Amelia via a video camera and microphone would be no different than communicating with them within the same household. I'm sure there is very little eye-to-eye contact while together, and I'm certain there is even less physical contact at home... so again, honestly what difference would it make where he was? The family would still get the same type of attention. Oz will always be Oz.

Sadly, his wife and daughter would probably see him more online.

Personally I don't care where Oz hangs his hat... but I do think it is funny how all this has come about for him.

All I can say Oz, is that thank god you are not Mexican because Mexico doesn't want their own back.

Mayors from the six Mexican states on the country’s northern border are complaining because they expect about a million people to be deported by the United States during the first six months of 2008. The mayors said their cities are not ready for the influx of so many new residents... especially if they’re criminals. LOL at new residents. Don't get me started...

I'm not saying you will be welcomed back in the U.K. with open arms, but at least you won't have the door slammed in your face. Or will you?

Good luck Oz!

If given a second chance, make something of it, and remember...

Tomorrow is Another Day!

NHL:1 Chat Room Etiquette...

2007-11-26T04:17:00.000-05:00

A first rule of thumb is to use proper judgment when selecting a nickname that you will use in NHL:1. Avoid using any rude or inappropriate names, as this will only cause others in the room to ignore you. Instead, use a name that best describes yourself to others... i.e Forever_Frantic, Screamingheadtrip or Outovcontroll. You should use an ID that will arouse the interest or curiosity of other chatters. These IDs are generally created by the elite of the room, known as Sonners who are the life blood of NHL:1. Most ID attempts made by chat scrap, who are hoping to fit in with the elite, are generally lame and ineffectual. Chat scrap end up reverting back to their old IDs like Cck2ca, lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll, or Flyereddie48. Oz is trying to attract gullible bimbo's with "king" status when he's really more like a queen. Eddie is trying to portray himself as a pilot to attract lonely fat chicks and not a Pepsi vending machine stocker. And with Chris... Caresses Cock Kindly... which is all I can get out of that ID, is obviously trying to attract the homosexuals of NHL:1.

Many of you are in need of an ID change... FACT!

Welcome back, for those of you that just created a new ID.

Now that you have hopefully created a new ID and are ready to chat again, there are some proper greetings you should know about in order to initiate a conversation. One of the best ways to accomplish this is to use a simple, pleasant greeting, such as “Hi Everyone”, or “Good Evening”. If this fails to catch anyone’s attention, you could attempt to address a particular member with a "loser" smiley or a "roflmao" smiley. The person you are addressing will usually respond after that, thus launching your chat interaction. Most likely you have just inherited the name "Dean" and are about to temporarily lose IQ points as you continue chatting with this "particular member"... who we will refer to as Cck2ca... who isn't necessarily the brightest star in the sky. Cck2ca likes to refer to all those that use the "loser" and "roflmao" smiley's as Dean, so I think it's only fair that we refer to all idiot's as Cck2ca. Then again, Duecey is the same way, so all idiots will now be referred to as Cck2ca's and Duecey's.

Many chatters in NHL:1 like Cck2ca or Duecey, tend to let their guard down and may try and insult or verbally abuse you just for sake of conversation. In fact, there are many instances where someone will enter the chat room just to annoy others in this way for the same reason. While your instinct is to fire back in the same manner, try to restrain from doing so. You should either ignore the person, or use your chat software to block their messages. In Cck2ca's case, ignore is out of the question. If you are anything like Cck2ca or Duecey, you probably need the attention and enjoy the embarrassment.

If a verbal sparring is the result of a disagreement with a Cck2ca, or a Flyeriddie48, try to remedy the situation by politely talking it over together... preferably in PM. Remember to respect the beliefs and opinions of others in the room and the civil conversations they may be having. If you find you are in the wrong, be sure to promptly correct yourself and apologize to those that you have offended. Most likely though, with the likes of a Cck2ca or Flyereddie48, they will continue rambling though they have been sonned and apologized to. They are just out to impress their boss in Oz and hoping to remain in his Fantasy Hockey League. Or as some would say... basically kissing his ass.

Here are some other tips to follow when chatting in NHL:1. Please welcome and respect any newcomers that are entering for the first time. Don't be like Cck2ca and call them a newbie, or to STFU and to GTFO because you are afraid he/she will take over your online friends it took you months, if not years to make. Offer advice to the newcomers when asked, as they may not be sure what to do or how to converse. Better yet, let the Sonners give advice, as they have the ability to weed out chat scrap and see the qualities in a chatter that could warrant them a permanent chair in the room. With the likes of Cck2ca, Flyereddie48, and Oz giving advice, we have nothing but a room full of Pixie's, Boltsgirls, and Costergirl's.

Also, if you are a chat room moderator, or regular, try not to overload the room with constant advice or opinions and give others their chance to speak. No newcomer wants to hear the BULL*** of an Oz or Flyereddie48 and the ignorance of a Nhlphi and Justin_Williams14 who tend to deter any potential "fresh meat" that NHL:1 is in dire need of.

Finally... remember to treat all that are in NHL:1 the same way you would want to be treated.

If the truth is spoken by a particular chatter and your feelings are hurt, then maybe it's time to shape up and get yourself a life. It does no good to get defensive over it. If you can't do that, then simply ignore the individual who is trying to point out your faults which is for your own good, and continue on with your pathetic life.

By observing these basic rules of etiquette, everyone can have a better online chat experience.

Wait, then you'll want to come back for even more, and there are only so many hours in a day.

Scratch that... =))=))=))

LOL!!!!!!

Winners and Losers...

2007-11-25T04:56:00.000-05:00

What is the first thing you think of when you think of a winner? I think of success. Power. Money. Hell, I even think of women. The thing about a winner is that they have a personal sense of power that not only makes them seem charismatic, but near invincible. That personal power got them to where they are today. When things got to be just that tough, to the point where one could not go further, they drove on.

What about the losers? They give up. They stop trying. Losers end up in NHL:1 chat full time, where they speak very little of hockey, even less of their successes, and absolutely nothing of their future. Their only concerns are whether their friends will be in chat the next day and if so, what time?

You have all been there. You have all had points where you feel like you are failing in your lives. Like you cannot push on further when things get tough. Hate to break it to you, but things tend to get tough. Life is not and will not ever be fair. You know who you are... Oz, Cck2ca, Nhlphi, Pixie, Flyereddie, Thornton_19_ca... the list goes on and on. I'm hoping that if you losers read on, you may learn a little something, maybe show some motivation, and understand there is more to life than chat.

Winners fail and they do quite often. They take risks. They take chances. They make mistakes and learn from them. They bounce back. Winners do not take sick days unless they literally feel like death. Winners do not find an excuse to get out of work. True winners of NHL:1 are Briereyote, Outovcontroll, Sharkfan_in559, Talker_a_Talker, Lotusblossum, Not2Visible_31, Julyladybug16 and Antiwhy. Funny how all of the winners are from the west coast. Not sure what they're putting in the water east of the Rockies, but it is evidently killing off brain cells. There is one east coaster to make the list... Land of the Shire, who fortunately does not drink the water, only the finest of whiskey known to man.

Losers may not fail that often, but they let opportunities pass them by. They do not take chances or make mistakes. They could be one step closer if they do not call off work, or do not work those extra hours. That little bit of money can help set up investments and things like that. Losers are lazy, procrastinate, and put off doing things. Losers are people of words, not people of action, right Oz? Speaking of words, how's your daughter doing with that... any luck?
Sorry, this isn't the time. LOL!!!

You losers that do work 2-3 days a week end up spending any extra $$$ you think you have to pick up playstations, xbox360's, and tickets to hockey games. What you should be doing is consulting with Dean about investing those "extra" few bucks, building your credit rating, and planning for a better tomorrow. Dean is right when he says you losers cross off each day on the calendar until that next paycheque arrives. Good thing all of you live at home, or at least share a 1-bedroom apartment with the local college soccer team to make ends meet, or you would never have the funds to be online... which wouldn't allow me to help you out.

Okay, let's talk a little about Paul. Paul has recently decided to make a move in his life to better his life and set up his future by taking on employment and furthering his education.

I was able to convince Paul to "get into shape" not just physically, but more importantly, mentally. Some of you have noticed that Paul has not been in NHL:1 as much lately. He wants you to think it is because of a girl in his life, but I'm here to tell you it isn't. Paul has been working out 6 days a week, mostly cardio, but more importantly exercising his mind... reading
up on Computer Languages and Operating Systems.

Since most of you losers like to follow Paul around and agree to everything your leader had to say in chat... you should try to follow in his footsteps now. Next time one of you losers state "I'm bored" in chat... ask Dean or Paul for some advice. They will tell you that the best times of their lives are when they are busy, not when they were bored.

Listen Oz, Cck2ca, Flyereddie... etc... if you are afraid of failure, that is natural. But if you let the fear of failure (or rejection) even prevent you from trying to better yourself, then you might as well give up. You will end up with a life similar to Mitch or Vicesandhabits... chasing down younger vulnerable, low self-esteem women for online relationships at 50 years old.

You cannot get a job you do not apply for. You cannot get an education you do not prepare for. You cannot make money when you do not even work that many hours and call off. You cannot truly live if you cannot keep yourself busy and try.

Afraid of getting rejected when asking a person out? Who isn't? Ask them out anyway. A person who is too afraid to ask, to apply, to inquire, or to work at something will fail. FACT!

Do you want to hang around someone who does not take responsibility for their own actions (makes excuses), who talks a big game but does nothing (procrastination, lazy), complains about a lack of money but works only a few hours at one job (lazy, lack of trying), complains about not getting attention from the opposite sex (afraid of rejection), or people who just act as drones and just take orders without asking why nor understanding why (afraid to question and afraid of confrontation)? Wow, doesn't that describe 95% of the chatters of NHL:1? I'm sorry for such a long sentence there. It just kills me to think of so many chatters in NHL:1 wasting such valuable time.

Guess what... if you hang out with losers, they're going to say you suck, your ideas stink, you have no life, etc. Dean, Paul, and the Sonners are here to help motivate you, and say "YES YOU SHOULD, YES YOU CAN, YES YOU WILL!" If you listen to the likes of Oz and think money grows on trees, houses sell for 52k, and you never need to work another day in your life because you think your parents are loaded and will leave it to you, then you're in trouble.

If you're fine with the status quo, then by all means, you can stay there. But if I think you are better than that, Dean and Paul (and if you're lucky to get in tight with a Sonner)... they will try to convince you to do better. Everyone can be a winner. You just have to choose to be one. And it all starts with pushing yourself to the point of breaking down, and when you think you are about done, pushing yourself just a little further.

According to Zig Ziglar, the difference between ordinary and extraordinary is just that little 'extra'.

And how right he is.

Good Luck!

Remember... Tomorrow is Another Day!

WTF is up with the status messages these days...

2007-11-15T03:03:00.000-05:00

Why do people take status message verbiage so seriously?

And yes, I've had one too many tonight..................... FACT!

I thought the status message is supposed to be used to alert those on our contact list whether we are online or not, busy or free to chat, and whether one could be bothered or not.

Some use this feature to let everyone on their list know of their personal business... like Mandi, who always types up a paragraph about her ups and downs, and more downs. WTF is up with this? You're making yourself out to be a bigger loser than you were before putting up your status message.

I love the status messages that are up and say "Busy". If you're fucking busy, log off... WTF?

I'm looking at a status message right now that reads "my hand hurts"... Who really gives a shit? Nicole Marie, if your hand hurts... tend to it, go see a doctor, put down the 4 drumsticks and eat one at a time. Do you think anyone from your list cares that your hand hurts?

This is what one chatter told me yesterday about being online 24/7 ... "My computer is on all the time because I have a broadband connection and I hate shutting down my computer and having it start up. And no matter how fast one's computer can be, especially for me, it's a lot easier to leave it on." Then why all the status messages, I asked? Is it really necessary? Finally, I was told... "I am bored, and needed someone to talk to."

Finally someone who was honest with me. It is merely an attention getter. FACT!

Messages like "just got out of the shower" by Lindsay... LOL!!! is only asking for what? Maybe she's hoping Oz sees it and PM's her for some cam action?

A lot of people write where they are and what they are doing, which is somewhat valid, if the message is believable. Messages like "heading to Ron's house for a night of sex" just won't cut it Catherine. If you leave a message like, "eating a gallon of chocolate ice cream with whipped cream because Ron told me he couldn't take me out tonight"... I can handle that. Sad, but the truth.

Some chatters leave status messages up on how they're feeling. "woke up feeling terrible, called in sick to work, leave a message"... Okay blueeyed97fan (Bree) if you're too sick to work, why aren't you too sick to chat? Lay off the fried chicken as midnight snacks, and I bet you'll feel better in the morning. You only work 3 days a week anyway, I don't understand.

Who's attention were you trying to get outovcontroll joe with your "ambiens is the Shit!!!!!!?"
Can't be Linda's as she swore she's not talking to you anymore =)) or maybe it is Chris' attention now that him and Lindsay have broken up and he's all yours again.

Other status messages seen today...

xxxxxx_xxx_xxxxxxx "watching law and order, so good!"
x_xxxxx_xxx "chillin"
xxxxxxx_xxxxxx_xxxxx "trying to catch a lizard"
xxxxx_xx_xxxxxxx "at the apple store!"
xxx_xxxx_xxxx_xxxxxxx "makin that money in Charlotte this week"
xxxxx_xxx "FREE! And wandering around wondering what to do with life"
xxxxx_x_xxxxxxx "back in Raleigh"
xxx_x_xxxxxx "dreaming about cock"
xxxx_xx_xxxxxxx "at home and bored"
xx_xxxxx_xx "listening to drunk Jed"
xxxxxx_xxxxxx_xx "back from vacation and much more tan"
xxxxx_xx_xxxx "playing with chemicals"
x_xx_xxxx "in class"
xxx_xxxxx_xxx "finally moved into my new house"
xxxx_xxxxxxx_xx "Milwaukified"
xxx_xxxxx_xx_x "stuck in/doing phySUCKS."

All pretty lame!

Try these out if you want some attention you chat addicts!

-just because I've been online for a whole day doesn't mean I'm ADDICTED... my chair is just COMFY

-the fact that I have been sitting on my butt in front of the computer for about 19 hours does not mean I am addicted... it just means I have no life

-my two biggest problems are addiction to the internet and procrastination... i'm away from the internet now... i'll work on procrastination later

-i'm not addicted to chat im just trying to be the person online the longest

-i am not addicted to the internet, it's addicted to me

-there's this lost cause I believe in... called myself... and remember, rehab is for quitters

-rough day at school... math and alcohol don't mix... don't drink and derive

-when a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment... when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's 3.95 per minute

-think of it this way... if I were really addicted, would I have this away message up?

Someone stop the room from spinning.................................

THE END!

Paul owns Thornton and his girl...

2007-11-08T16:38:00.000-05:00

Looks like Thornton is still not over Mary_Christine.

Thornton, you never had a chance. Couldn't you see that from day 1, she wanted Paul? Girls only communicate with you Thornton, because you throw mommy's credit card around. FACT!

LOL at Thornton pming Mary_Christine at 2:00 AM looking for Paul, and being told to "fuck off" ... again. =))

Thornton waiting for the day that Mary_Christine enters NHL:1 chat so he can verbally abuse her. LOL at Thornton getting his feelings hurt by her in PM, saying "leave me alone" and wanting revenge.

Michael, she is far too strong of a woman to take you or chat seriously. Bring your best stuff and your backup entourage, because you're going to need all the help you can get. She is too witty for you Michael, you don't stand a chance. I myself with the sonners will be supporting Paul and Mary, but it's not like they need it.

Thornton, you wonder why people talk of your multiple handicaps... LOL at you wishing illness upon Mary_Christine just because she won't talk to you.

Thornton is so upset, you can hear it in his voice.

Paul telling Thornton to get a job, and possibly a girl... a real one if that's possible. =))

Bottom line... Michael is afraid of losing Paul as a best friend. LOL at Michael stating that he will trade in Paul for Oz as a best friend if he doesn't drop Mary_Christine.

Michael, if you have no feelings for Mary_Christine, then why do you sing for her? Why do you get so upset when her name is brought up in chat?

LOL at Michael saying Mary has no outside life because she's always in chat. Last time I checked Michael, you were in chat far more than Mary_Christine. =)) What does that make Michael, a winner?

Even after Paul, Oz, and Barry told Michael to basically STFU, he kept on going with it.

"You spend more time with Mary than me" ... the truth comes out, Michael misses Paul. Fact!

Oz putting in his two-cents worth saying Shannon would kick Mary_Christine's ass if they ever met. Oz, set up a time in chat when Mary_Christine and Shannon can go 1-on-1 in voice chat.
My money is on Mary_Christine. What a surprise, Amelia is on dad's lap while he uses the word cunt, bitch, etc. Way to educate your 2 year old Oz.

Michael, you are getting shit on left and right. First Paul takes Oz as his new hockey partner, then takes the love of your life from you.

Michael telling Paul to hang out with the guys and not talk to Mary_Christine. Oz saying Paul spends more time with Mary_Christine than he does with his own wife, and "I'm married" he says... "you're whipped." LOL at Oz sonning himself to oblivion. =))

Oz mad at Paul for not taking 5 minutes to set his roster, as he is too busy talking to Mary_Christine. Oz, you should try talking to Shannon now and then, find out that there is more to life that chat.

Eddie chimes in with saying "it's what you call a life, Thornton" get over it, Paul will always be a chat friend to you."

flyereddie48: paul is in love ..now his fantasy team sucks
paul.anthony84: lol
paul.anthony84: clowns
vanspliff81: brain washed.lol
fallenangel27493: urghhhh paul
fallenangel27493: this is boring!
fallenangel27493: dont make me mute u all
vanspliff81: fix it!
fallenangel27493: lol paul

Eddie, if you payed closer attention to your marriage, your wife would not have left you. She would not have taken the kids, and the pet hamster, Herbie. =)) Paul has his priorities straight, unlike you.

Everyone knows that Paul runs NHL:1 and without him, or the sonners... NHL:1 would be nothing.

flyereddie48: flyers beat the pens .//who cares about mary
flyereddie48: right oz

LOL at "right oz" =))

Imagine Oz trying to run this room, I give it 4 days before it closes its doors! Fact!

LOL at Oz saying "all the chicks in this room want me" =))

Paul saying Shannon was his 2nd girlfriend ever!... and Oz begged Shannon to mary him. =))

fallenangel27493: and its all abt Mary
fallenangel27493: so boring
fallenangel27493: u cant just hate somebody overnight thornton
fallenangel27493: she broke ur heart
fallenangel27493: and Paul is rubbing salt in ur wounds

Kate must be bored.

fallenangel27493:

fallenangel27493: lol thornton
fallenangel27493: leave me alone
paul.anthony84: lololol
fallenangel27493: lol
paul.anthony84: that was so gay
fallenangel27493: awwwwwwwwww
vanspliff81: someone is Jealous!
fallenangel27493: i know
lllxxx_king_of_kings_xxxlll: the most intelligent thank you
justin_williams_14: ya think craig? lol
fallenangel27493: lol @ u spend more time with her than me!
vanspliff81: GET OVER IT
justin_williams_14: thornton

Everyone sees it but Michael. Admit it Michael! Get over it! Move on!

As Paul said, "there are other fish in the sea"

And as I like to say...

Tomorrow is another day!

Cck2ca sonned to Hell...

2007-11-08T07:20:00.000-05:00

One day a guy is sonned from NHL:1 chat and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...

Demon: Why so glum chum?
Cck2ca: What do you think? I'm in hell without my computer.
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here... you a drinkin' man?
Cck2ca: Sure, I love to drink. Love all drinks, but I love NHL:1 more.
Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, Tequila, Guinness, and wine coolers... we drink until we throw up and then we drink some more! Cck2ca: Gee that sounds great, but what about an internet connection?

Demon: You a smoker?
Cck2ca: You better believe it! Love the smoking, but I also loved NHL:1 chat.
Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?
Cck2ca: Wow...that's...awesome! But can I smoke while I'm in chat?

Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Cck2ca: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling. Did I mention I love NHL:1 chat?
Demon: Because Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.
Cck2ca: Can I get online and tell Dean about this place, he loves playing AP?

Demon: You into drugs?
Cck2ca: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean... anyway, where can I find a computer? Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if you overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares!
Cck2ca: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place! Can I get online and tell outovcontroll?

Demon: You gay?
Cck2ca: Uh no.
Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays.
Cck2ca: Why, I don't get it?
Demon: Oh, you're going to get it, now STFU faggit!

Whiskey and Fishing...

2007-11-08T05:47:00.000-05:00

One Saturday morning, Bill decided to go fishing.

He sat there for hours, but nothing. The bottle of whiskey that he had taken with him was now empty. He threw the empty bottle against a rock, shattering it into many pieces and thought of heading to another location.

All of a sudden there was a nibble, possibly his first catch of the day. Bill reeled the fish out of the water and laughed while saying, "no baked trout with lemon AND no whiskey for me... oh what a morning." See, the fish was so small that Bill had to throw it back.

This little fish was so excited that it started doing back flips out of the water. The fish disappeared for a moment, then popped its head out of the water and decided to grant Bill one wish for letting him go. "Make it a good one" says the little fish, "this is probably a once in a lifetime offer."

Bill... figuring he has everything in life that he could imagine, kept it simple... he asked the little guy for some more whiskey. The little fish said, "okay, from here on out, when you're urinating, it will be pure whiskey."

So Bill sat there and wondered, can this really be true or am I just hallucinating? After five minutes of staring at the broken whiskey bottle, Bill took a cup out of his backpack and urinated in it.

It was pure whiskey.

A bit later a woman who was watching Bill from behind a tree, comes up to him and asks, "are you alright, I saw you pissing in a cup and drinking it?" "I have some water for you if you're that thirsty." "It's not my urine, it is whiskey." "See, this fish granted me one wish, and ... well never mind, try it for yourself."

The woman laughed as Bill turned his back towards her and urinated into another cup. After a few minutes of pleading, he was able to convince the lady to take a sip. "Oh my God, this is unreal, either you have had far too much to drink today and your body is filled with whiskey, or this is a miracle."

After about the fourth shot, she asks Bill for just one more, as she knew her limitations. Bill , grabbed her cup, broke it, and looked her in the eye while asking with an evil grin... "what about you just take a drink out of the bottle?"

No, there is no manual...

2007-11-05T17:45:00.000-05:00

Time flies by without new posts, so here’s one just so my fans will know I’m still here.

Not sure what to do about the accelerating pace of modern life; in thought experiments about relativity, Einstein tells us that subjective time slows dramatically the faster we go, so that when we accelerate to close to the speed of light and approach the event horizon it seems more and more like everything else is slowing down.

I don’t know about that. I do know that I spent the first 20 years or so of this planetary existence more or less waiting for my life to begin, and subsequently have somehow shifted gears into a mode of not wanting it to end. I enjoy my life, my family, my work, my friends, the challenges and frustrations of the days. It is a matter of the utmost fascination to be alive in a generation that has seen such changes in the way ordinary people live. And there is the thought, the urge, somehow embedded deep in one’s awareness, that it would be extraordinarily good to make some kind of difference, have some positive impact, before fading away into nothingness.

One of the many unfinished projects that clamors for my attention is making a man out of Oz, now in development, that will address the art of fatherhood.

Oz, learning to be a good father is not for wimps. It takes time, energy, interest, and responsibility. Most of all, it takes you loving your child. When raising a child, no two days are the same, each day brings new questions and new challenges. It often leaves us asking ourselves: "Where and how do we learn to become a good father?"

The bad news is there's no manual to teach men how to be good dads... and no, they didn't forget to hand it to you before you brought your baby home.

This is where I come in.

It's important for fathers to learn about parenting because dads play unique roles in their child's life. Research shows that children who grow up with fathers who stay involved in their lives tend to enjoy all kinds of benefits:

-better school performance
-less trouble with the law
-better jobs and careers
-better relationships with others

First off Oz, you must cut down your chat hours. Maybe 3-4 days a week with a maximum 4 hours a day.

Watch reruns of The Cosby Show, Home Improvement, Father Knows Best and see how fathers stay involved with their families. There are lots of media examples of fathers, and it's all fantasy entertainment, something that you can relate to, but you could still possibly learn a thing or two.

Oz, you can learn a lot about being a parent by watching how others do it. Make a friend who has a successful marriage and is an excellent father. Watching other dads is good... talking about being a dad can be even better. Unfortunately, you don't typically talk about being a dad. When you get together with your chat mates, you're more likely to talk about sports, fantasy GM and commissioner responsibilities, what's for dinner, etc.

There are educational videos, where you can watch other dads in action, learning by example.

Parenting classes are often useful for learning how to be an effective father. Folks used to go to parenting classes when they were having a specific problem. Now, parents find these classes valuable even before any real problems show up.

The simplest, and most important, message about learning to be a good father is to just do it. Your interest in learning to be the best dad you can be is an indicator that you are going to become just that.

So, the words of wisdom for today:

If you don’t have time for anything, you need to take time for nothing, so you can make something out of your time.

Be still. Pay attention to what is at hand or in lap. There is a miracle in it, right now.

Remember Oz...

Tomorrow is another day!

Spring forward, Fall back...

2007-11-03T21:06:00.000-04:00

This day, the first Sunday of November, is one of the most popular days for NHL:1's chat scrap.

Don't forget to set your clocks back one hour tonight and get that extra 60 minutes of chat in.

Yeah!

Why do married chat men cheat on their wives...

2007-10-31T07:24:00.000-04:00

The reasons why chat men cheat on their women can be varied. Nevertheless, I have compiled a list of my top 9 reasons why married chat men cheat.

Almost all chat men know that cheating is wrong, yet many they still do it. Chat men will blame their reasons for cheating on their genes and their necessity to reproduce. However, aren’t we suppose to be further evolved than a chimp? Shouldn’t we be able to control our bodies through our minds and conscious decisions?

Apparently not the below losers of NHL:1 chat.

Here are my top 9 reasons why chat men cheat:

1. Because they have the option. The married men of chat don’t get offered sex at home as often as they would like so when the opportunity does arise, it can be very difficult for them to turn it down. So when the Veronica's, Lindsay's, Jenn's and Mandi's of NHL:1 fall over backwards with their legs in the air, it can be very difficult for Oz, Flyereddie48 and Vicesandhabits to turn it down. It may very well be their only pussy for the month.

2. It boosts their ego. Sometimes men like Oz, Flyereddie48, and Vicesandhabits don’t feel like they are attractive to their wives (FACT!) any more and when a chat ho shows some interest (amongst other things) not only does a chat man react, he may allow her to stroke his ego and more. There’s nothing like the thrill of the chase to men on the hunt. LOL at that... how many chat hos actually run from Yahoo cock?

3. You grow apart. Maybe the chat men and their wives don't have as much in common as they thought. Oz once met a woman online who had more in common with him than Shannon. She loved fantasy hockey, unemployment, and had phone sex with Oz all day. Shannon is out working three jobs and prefers phone sex with him only twice a month.

4. You argue a lot. Chat men will sometimes cheat to get away from an overly critical or argumentative partner. Who wants to be around someone who is constantly on them about something? Oz and Flyereddie48 argue?... Never!

5. He’s fallen out of love. Sometimes chat men become so comfortable in a relationship, they don’t know how to get out. They may be staying in the relationship because of children or financial reasons. However, they feel like they are missing out on love and may seek it out elsewhere. In their mind, this is as close to win-win as they can get. Oz, Flyereddie48, and Vicesandhabits each with kids and broke... makes sense to me.

6. Your sex life sucks. If a chat man has a disinterested partner (FACT!) or isn’t getting enough sex to fulfill him, there is a good chance he will have an affair. It takes a little bit of effort, Oz, Flyereddie48 and Vicesanddhabits to keep your sex life from getting boring and non-existent. Your women stopped having sex with you for a reason... you.

7. To get revenge. A chat man will sometimes cheat if he finds out his partner was cheating on him. How else is he supposed to heal those hurt feelings of his but through good old fashioned sex? Ladies of Oz, Flyereddie48, and Vicesandhabits, we know you haven't cheated on your men lately but if interested... no man can lay it down better than Thornton_19_ca. Give him a call if interested! I can't see anyone wanting to bang Flyereddie's wife though, unless it's from behind, as she is one ugly broad.

8. It’s new, different and exciting. Some chat men get tired of having steak for dinner every night and want to try hamburger helper. The same goes for sex with a woman. That’s why chat men don’t necessarily always cheat with women who are more attractive than their partners. I've seen the women of NHL:1 and calling them hamburger helper is being generous.

9. To see if they can get away with it. If a chat man has the attitude of “what she doesn’t know, won’t hurt her,” he may cheat to see if he is sneaky and smart enough to get away with it. Fact is losers, your significant others probably know, but don't really care. So long as you're not in their way, that's all they're worried about.

Reasons why men cheat can be more complex than the above list or even be a combination of a few different reasons. Nevertheless, no reason is good enough reason to lie and be dishonest. After all, Karma can be a bitch.

Y' all be good now, ya hear... and remember gentlemen...

Tomorrow is Another Day!

Dear Mr. Santwyck

2007-10-25T23:59:00.000-04:00

Dear Mr. Santwyk,

Thank you for your e-mail to our Customer Service Department.

It has been a long time since I was as humbled by my own foolish insensitivity as I was after the Oh_the_Drama post of Daddy's Day. I am sorry Oz for participating and posting a comment as 20+ other individuals did a couple of days ago. It has been a long time since I reminded myself that sometimes you do have to shut your big head up and not involve the children of this world into a blog where adults can misinterpret who was really being bashed here.

Oz, I blew it. I wrote things on this blog – some based on true conversations, some completely fictional – that damaged feelings and friendships. I wrote things that hurt people. Where does one find it in his big head to say “yes, that’s OK, publish that” without first considering who it might hurt? Why does it take a friend coming to me and telling me he/she is offended before the realization comes that feelings are at play?

Yep, stings a bit when you reach waaaay back to extricate that very large foot from ones mouth.

I speak from experience on this one and have hopefully learned my lesson.

But chin up Oz: I think Oh_the_Drama's readership realizes that all is written in jest and love, and no harm meant to any. Otherwise they wouldn't keep coming back. Do not take anything personal. We only wish you could laugh with us and not overreact each time something negative is said about you.

I will take a slice of humble pie and stuff it into my big fat head, and then hope that your loved ones realize that most of what Oh_the_Drama writes is published to entertain the crowds. I don't know how she has managed to keep blogging for all this time now and not get her ass kicked.

Please accept my sincerest apologies.

Unfortunately at this time, your request for cancellation of Oh_the_Drama has been denied.

If I were you Oz, I would consider sprucing up your blog, as Customer Service is considering canceling yours. You are in the bottom .0000001% of hits and views.

Basically, your sh*t is boring.

Thank you Oh_the_Drama for allowing me to post my comment here.

Dr. Erik Schmitt
Chairman of the Board and Chief Executive Officer
Google Inc.
1600 Amphitheatre
ParkwayMountain View
CA 94043

P. S. Mr. Santwyk, please consider posting TheHockeyInstigator blog in your own words, as plagiarism is not the way to go.

Daddy's Day - minus dad - Amelia's Poem...

2007-10-24T06:41:00.000-04:00

Her hair was in a pony tail, her dress tied with a bow
Today is Daddy's Day at school, and she could not wait to go
Her mommy tried to tell her, that she should stay at home
The kids won't understand, if you go to school alone

Her mother was so worried, and said go wake your dad
But mom I'm getting used to it, so I'm really not that mad
The kids will surely tease you, so please stay home today
But mom I'm not afraid of them, and I know just what to say

My daddy is at home right now, with remote control in hand
Telling all his chat friends that, he's the best player in the land
His slapshot is quite wicked, but his defense needs some work
When Paul and Thornton beat him up, my daddy goes berzerk

Yes my daddy has a temper, and he screams all day and night
I bet you at this very moment, he's involved in a chatroom fight
My daddy is the smartest man, and to you kids out there that's a fact!
And if you try and prove him wrong, then i'm certain you'll get hacked

I wish I had a daddy, who would play with me at night
To tuck me in at bedtime, and to kill the bugs that bite
To wake me in the morning, and run me out to school
Instead of going into chat, and passing out more bull

My daddy is a nice guy, regardless of what I've said
Yes sometimes he is selfish, and rarely uses his head
Of course I love my daddy, but I love my mommy more
I also love SpongeBob, and that purple dinosaur

Can you spend tonight with me, and i don't mean in chat
I know what you are thinking, while saying LOL at that
Listen to the blogger dad, and what she has to say
And please remember daddy...

Tomorrow is Another Day

Χαβανέζος - αμέ! βεβαιότατα!. Δείτε επίσης ... Dean

2007-10-17T08:39:00.000-04:00

Habitual liars are fairly uncommon, unless of course you know about NHL:1 chatters. These are people who have difficulty separating fact from fiction and who say whatever comes to their minds no matter how exaggerated, ridiculous, illogical or untruthful it may be.

A good example is the 30+ year-old chatter (Dean) who brags about his many worldly adventures, even though in reality he would have to be 80+ to have accomplished all that he talks about. Habitual liars like Dean lie so frequently that they never show emotional or verbal discomfort, but are so sloppy with content that they are easy to catch.

Habitual liars like Dean love to try and get over on the rest of us chatters. It’s a game to him. Dean likes to think of his lying as somewhat of a bullfight. Dean thinks he is the matador, pitting his exquisite skill and timing against NHL:1 chatters, who are the bulls. Dean uses the finesse of his feints and decoys with the cape against the dumb, stumbling animals, which for all of its brute strength, just can't seem to figure out where Dean is really coming from.

Deans repertoire of smooth moves... certain gestures that evoke intimacy... or phrases that have been found convincing in the past... did fool the fools of NHL:1, but not the wise.

Dean must learn not to battle wits with the more elite of the room. Chat scrap were all gullible enough to buy into his last adventure... his 2-week vacation to Hawaii, but to sonner's like Jockoredwing53, Not2visible_31, Air_coryell82 and Jerzzzey... this game ended with the bull as the victor, as Dean was unable to prove anything to them. All they wanted was a single photo of "paradise" but he was unable to provide that.

Not a single picture!

WTF?

Dean has been exposed as another one of NHL:1's habitual liars. This man was promoting his vacation since July. You think he would have been able to put together his album of Hawaii in those 3 months. Now any pictures posted will only be thought of as fraud.

Dean, where were you for these 2 weeks?

Everyone thought you are getting a divorce not long ago, but you claim to have gone to Hawaii with your wife. Was this a last ditch effort to save your marriage?

Did you meet any of the L. A. Lakers... since you claim they were staying at the same hotel as you?

Did Kobe bang your wife while you were out... LOL?!?!?!?

Tell us again why you didn't visit Pearl Harbor?

Tell us again what you did you?

Tell us again about the belly dancers =)) ... your stupid ass didn't even realize belly dancers was inadvertently used instead of hula dancers when the question was originally posed in the room... how soon we forget! Must have been jet lag =))

Dean, where were you really for these 2 weeks?

Hey Jeff, if you are reading this, you must tell us what Dean sent you from Hawaii. You have been asked twice in the room, but have failed to respond.

Of all chatters, why did Dean choose Jeff to cover for him?

Jeff is not the brightest star in the sky, therefore Dean probably thought he would have been easy to brainwash.

A quote from one of Dean's "friends"... who claims to have been witnessing his bullshit for 5 years now.

"some ppl like dean, do not live in reality. he makes up his past, present, and even future as he goes along. he is overly concerned with how other chatters are going to view him. he has such low self esteem he makes up things to brag about."

Dean, I was wondering... do you lie to make yourself feel more interesting or important than you really are?

I personally don't care of your "adventures" or your failures in life. To me, you are truly pure entertainment, and make for a good laugh on occasion. =))

Fact is Christian, you don't really have much going on for you in life, other than chat. No chatter in their right mind, having as much as you claim, would spend as much time is chat as you. =)) Well, then again, Oz owns half of Greensburg, Pa. and he... never mind.

How about getting on cam and showing that water filled bottle of Louis Roederer Cristal you own and while you're at it... maybe a receipt of any location you may have visited while in Hawaii =))

Jerzzzey, is this what you saw http://www.cristal.com.pe/index2.asp while viewing Dean's cam? =))