The 'Ciding Light

Has virtual life taken over your real life?

noreply@blogger.com (... Oh the Drama) — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:19:00 +0000

Remember when people used to go trembling into society, hand in mouth... now they go boldly into virtual society, hand on mouse?

Isn't it amazing how many chatters will spend their days and nights at the computer conducting friendships through Facebook and MySpace, all while whoring themselves out in Yahoo chat rooms? True 24/7 losers... looking for virtual relationships, virtual excitement and even virtual sex online.

Is it naive to think chatters can live their lives this way, with their eyes on the screen and their minds on themselves, without affecting their capacity for real human relationships? Chat 'scrap such as cck2ca, dakilangmanok1, and berrybusygirl36 argue that we've been witnessing a new kind of addiction for some time. For addiction arises when something good... in this case, friendship, is provided with a cost free substitute that can be found at the flick of a switch.

YAY!!!... no more having to go outdoors for love and friendship.

Cck2ca says that in real life, friendship involves risk... the risk of embarrassment and anger, and the effort of winning another’s trust. He tells fellow chat 'scrap like boltsgirlvl4 and aka_rockin_canadian_girl that he can pretty much avoid this risk and still obtain pleasure of love and friendship while online.

Online... I have the power... says wildbp. When I relate to a chatter or have relations through the screen with a chatter, I have my finger on the button and at any moment I can turn them off... well hopefully I'm turning them on before turning them off. LMAO. See, you can't do that in real life relationships.

I retain ultimate control, and I am not risking myself with the online relationships I am in... says lotusblossom604. I risk myself when I meet a guy face to face. Two failed marriages, a child born from each, dozens of failed 'flings'. I can't keep doing this to myself. Anyway, my non-virtual relationships keep getting in my way of me succeeding in life and business. I will get to top. It's all about me.

I once saw talker_a_talker type in the room... Of course I may stay glued to the screen. Nevertheless, it is a screen that I am glued to, not to the chat ho behind it.

Can someone please tell me what the fuck that means.

King dakilangmanok1 has referred to his computer as his cyber-castle. Within this castle he provides opportunities for virtual "business", and virtual “social” action for guys and girls (okay, mostly guys) and is known by his peers as a hero of compassion. All this without lifting a finger in the real world. NICE!!!

In NHL:1 it is possible to see chat couples who have never met describe their hot 'n steamy affairs conducted in cyberspace. These chatters show no guilt. They proudly display their narcissistic emotions as though they had achieved some kind of moral breakthrough. Some chat couples go as far as saying they've met... but only the gullible believe in that. The chatters with an IQ in double digits know that it is only their avatars, and not they themselves, that ended up in bed.

You all are probably asking... does this really matter? Personally, I think it does... for trust, accountability and risk taking are dispositions on which the future of society depends. These things are learnt by accepting the real cost of them. They are not learnt by playing with their virtual substitutes, any more than real courage is learnt by playing with violent computer games. As people habituate themselves to living in virtual worlds where all is permitted and nothing is paid for, virtues like courage and justice will disappear, since nobody will have a need for them. Without those virtues, however, people will be unable to risk themselves in real encounters, and will hide instead in their narcissistic dreams. Some people look forward to this, hoping for a brave new world of virtual relationships... but surely the best thing about such a world is that no real person will be born there.

Learn to 'Son'...

noreply@blogger.com (... Oh the Drama) — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 08:40:00 +0000

Have you ever wanted to intimidate your enemy chatters with ridiculous words that may or may not be true? Ever wanted to talk about their mothers while playing a friendly game of Halo, or while sitting in a chat room with nothing better to do in life? If so, this post could be for you.

First, you losers, who try so hard... (cck2ca. edbeldrunk, flyereddie48, etc)... you must identify the situation. If you are only joking around with your fellow chatters in NHL:1, then meaningless jests about each other's mothers or of fantasy rosters is usually the most effective way to go... that is if your name is zr22k or kingovspades.

Continue to talk about your unending skill in whatever activity you are currently enga0ged in. Even if these statements are not true, use them! False 'Sonning' is equally effective as true 'Sonning' (although sometimes you will have to back it up)... that is if your name is wildbp or talker_a_talker.

Repeat the above as necessary. If you feel that your 'Sonning' is ineffective, it's probably a good idea to stop, right cck2ca? Many chatters have built an immunity to trash talking and therefore it doesn't affect them at all, right hotshotschamp? If you run across this kind of person, your best call is to just shut your mouth and own them at whatever you are doing, like fantasy sporting events. If this happens, it is much easier to trash talk that person next time you challenge them at this particular event, that is if you're allowed to participate again.

In the event that you're getting your arse sonned, remove yourself from the situation as soon as possible, right chat 'scrap such as edbel, cck2ca, and too many others to list? If many people see / read your 'sons' and then see you get 'sonned', no one will respect you. Also, your opponent could make you look like a bigger faggit than you already are. If you feel you are losing... abort!!!. Continuing will only make your downfall even worse.

Try some of these tips to bolster your skills, cck2ca -

Be extremely loud by typing in all capitals. This triggers a pain receptor in the brain and therefor you could actually force your opponent to feel pain just by "yelling' at them, right bradshaw?
Talking about things your opponent can't control is a great strategy, like "look at how much fun we're having in our fantasy leagues without the likes of you"...
Using big words, that have a good meaning behind them, also work. Your opponent will not know what the words mean, therefore they become speech less.. right wildbp, mounta_oo or paulie B.?

7 Simple Rules of Chat...

noreply@blogger.com (... Oh the Drama) — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 21:38:00 +0000

For those of you who are recent newbies to this blog or even original addicted viewers... you unfortunately know very little about me beyond what you read in my profile. Most of you by now have figured out that my profile is as credible as wildbp's love for chat hos... and that I am not willc49er.

What has been hurting me deeply as of late is that I feel I know you all so much better than you know me. Some of you THINK you know me, which makes it fucking with you even more hilarious. (Just to let you know, my lawyers have advised me to reveal myself as to avoid any more legal action that has been taken up against me. I was like..." thanks, but no thanks... let them pursue.")

Anyway, I have spent the last year or so bouncing around chat rooms, specifically, NHL:1, and I have learned many a thing in that past year. Per the request of so many readers, I graciously shared those chat stories with you. Now it seems that I have offended a few people and have overstepped my boundaries. I generally posted what chatters put out on their own or spoke of over the microphone. Sadly, some thought I was the asshole. But it's you... the chatters... might I remind you, that write this blog. YOU put your business out there for others to read / hear / and see. I only posted as a convenience for those that were not present at the time that wanted to be kept up on the drama.

Now I'm thinking maybe one more post, then wrapping it up. A post on chat room survival.

Rule #1: Don't use your real name.

Okay, maybe your first name is okay. The point being that a simple Google search on one's full name will reveal, piece by piece, lies, personal information, lies, and yeah... more lies. You'll embarrass yourself, you'll leave chat for a day, you'll come back under a 'lurking ID' and get even more upset at seeing fellow chatters are still talking about you. Which takes us to...

Rule #2: It is only a chat room, therefore, DO NOT TAKE WHAT IS SAID IN IT SERIOUSLY.

I repeat, DO NOT TAKE WHAT IS SAID IN CHAT SERIOUSLY. I've seen and heard of way too much heartache because chatters took what was said with 100% seriousness. Remember, this is the Internet. Which takes us to...

Rule #3: Chatters say things that they wouldn't dare say in real life. Some people lie in order to build up their tiny self esteem so as to make themselves feel superior. So keep in mind that when a chatter starts spewing anger, dropping F-bombs, throwing out 'sons', and starts telling 'your momma jokes'... there is no reason to run, cry, hide, etc. Strong chatters learn from these experiences. Which leads us to...

Rule #4: Constructive debate is a good thing. You can actually learn a lot and make friends while constructively debating a topic or constructively talking about a topic. Some chatters have made a ton of friends during my time spent in NHL:1. I have found that if you treat people the way you want to be treated (just like in real life), more often than not, they'll have your back if a particular discussion you're participating in happens to turn nasty. Pussies that use ignore, raise the white flag, talk shit behind other chatters back are the biggest losers of chat rooms. Which leads us to...

Rule #5: Being able to control the situation 100% of the time. When a discussion turns nasty and the venom (or in some cases sperm) seems to hitting from all sides, don't respond in the same way. Rise above it all. Keep cool and stay the course, because if you do, the more irrational the chatters (or sonners) get, but more importantly, you'll get respect from others who may not agree with your point of view, but will admire what you do.

See, I've been able to deal with troublesome people simply by keeping my chatting in a room rational, thoughtful and respectful. Troublesome people hate that. The more rational I get, the more erratic and hysterical chatters get. More importantly, I can find a person's button to push with my viewpoint and hammer it home with enough efficiency to make an interrogator proud. But if that is not possible, then...

Rule #5: If you need to fight fire with fire, do it in a way that doesn't make you look like a piece of chat 'scrap.There have been many chat sessions where I've had to fight fire with fire. I've ripped chatters apart the 'Leatherface" way (chain saw jobs) but with razor-like efficiency. I don't normally recommend doing this, (mainly because you can't) but if you need to seriously reign in a piece of chat 'scrap that is creating havoc for you and your chat mates, this is the way to go. First off, find that particular something that you know will set them off, and secondly, keep working it until they implode. Sonning 101!

Rule #6: Keep your chatters close by not giving them too much ammo. I know that this sounds really strange, but if you want to stay friends with the chatters you meet, don't give them too much personal info. Only give them what you're willing to share with everyone else online, because you can never tell what that person is really like in the real world. I've seen firsthand, the total destruction of people's personal lives, simply because one party got offended over an imagined or real slight, and decided to get even by using info that was given to them in confidence. To this day, I'm very leery of what might happen to me with some of the leftover info that former friends still have on me, which really isn't much, as I live by 7 Simple Rules of Chat.

Rule #7: Don't be afraid to report someone.Seriously, if you're being stalked, harassed or made to look like fool (trust me, there are ways), report the troublesome person. I haven't much to say on this rule. If more information is needed, get with your local piece of chat 'scrap in NHL:1.

So my fellow chatters, bloggers, sonners and yes you too, chat 'scrap... if you remember these 7 Simple Rules of Chat, then you'll always have a decent time participating in NHL:1 or any other chat rooms.

Okay, I've done my part in trying to rebuild NHL:1... what will you do?

Wow, all that typing and I only brought up the names of 2 chatters.

I wonder if I'll be allowed to recieve comments, or will I be shut down. If so, please comment responsibly.

noreply@blogger.com (... Oh the Drama) — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 21:35:00 +0000

Look who's back...

noreply@blogger.com (... Oh the Drama) — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:16:00 +0000

I have been slapped on the back of the wrist and have paid the price.

I have been given my ink back... with one rule to follow... "Be Nice"

My response... "i'll try"

Below is a list of personalized plates that would fit the chatters of NHL:1 perfectly:

bill (wildbp) --------------------------> PSYMGNT = PUSSY MANAGEMENT

bella (xx_complicated_bella_xx) -----> L8ASUSL = LATE AS USUAL

dean (briereyote) ---------------------> -CSHFLW = NEGATIVE CASH FLOW

tina (citygirl0117) --------------------> IPMS247

deb (berrybusygirl) ------------------> KIDLESS

(dakilangmanok1) ----------------> 88 KEYS

chris (hotshotschamp) ----------------> IFARTED

tasha (not2nice_31) ------------------> 1000101 = 69 (binary humour)

will (willc49er) ------------------------> URPWNED

chris (tml_fan_4_ever) ---------------> ISUKDIK

mary (mary_christine21) -------------> CHARGIT

cerah (hockeymom735) ---------------> GOTMILF

todd (ari_freaking_gold) --------------> BLOUGHME

brittany (fischer.brittany) -------------> DUMBLND = DUMB BLONDE

rachel ( hastingsgirl) ------------------> TOOPHAT

dave (hovy_dovy) --------------------> SSABMUD = DUMBASS backwards

jon (talker_a_talker) -----------------> BVRPLZR = BEAVER PLEASER

tracy (northerncutie08) ---------------> ALC-HOL = ALCOHOL

sherry (sherry_berry27) --------------> BUSHLES

katie (canucks_girl44) -----------------> EZ4U2NV = EASY FOR YOU TO ENVY

dani (aka_rockin_canadian_girl) -------> C D8 ED = SEDATED

jill (boltsgirlvl4) ------------------------> 1CHATHO

justine (lotusblossom604) --------------> MEJ WHO

joe (outovcontroll) ----------------------> DEZNUTZ

tasha (not2nice_31) ---------------------> UFNWISH

ine (foxy_the_first) ---------------------> GEESPOT

mandi (shortybynature) -----------------> MANEATR

linda (forever_frantic) -------------------> CAMLTOE

leesa (steelerschik) ----------------------> TRLTRSH

eddie (flyereddie48-----------------------> VEEEERO

ed (edbeldrunk) --------------------------> RU18QT

paul (jerzzzey) ----------------------------> 1 4 U2C

darren (fire_rescue1985) -----------------> E10FIRE

noreply@blogger.com (... Oh the Drama) — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 10:13:00 +0000

noreply@blogger.com (... Oh the Drama) — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 10:06:00 +0000

Found this while surfing the net...

noreply@blogger.com (... Oh the Drama) — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 07:12:00 +0000

Yeah... I've fucked her while standing, and I've fucked her while lying (compulsively)..... if my angel had wings, I'd fuck her while flying.

I came in her left eye, and her right eye twice............... now unable to see me, like those 3 blind mice.

I came on her tits, and shot a load in her mouth..... some trickled out, and started flowing south.

If my baby ever gets pregnant, on TV we go........................ paternity test..............................fo sho.

No telling which chatter, has tapped my baby's ass... no telling which student.. after each class... no telling which friend(s) of dear old dad................ OMG............... how many cocks, has she had?

Regardless, I want to be with her, forever you see... or at least until a better chatter, cums for me.

And if this happens, baby........ you won't be forgotten, on a lonely night in chat... I'll still fuck you rotten.

Jocko was last seen in...

noreply@blogger.com (... Oh the Drama) — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 23:59:00 +0000

So, Jocko went down to Jamaica
He was looking to sell some weed
he was doing fine, people standing in line
it was excellent weed indeed

He came across a young man, who was likewise peddling pot
then Jocko slid down the beach and said, boy let me tell you what,
I guess you kinda figured, I'm a reefer head of course
and after all this time I guess, I'm a connoisseur of sorts

Now your stuff does smell okay, but can it tranquilize a horse
I bet a million in cash against your stash, that mine is better then yours.
the boy said my name is Ripstic and you ain't smoked nothing yet
one hit of this grass will kick your ass, you got yourself a bet

Ripstic rolls a ball of hash and makes sure it's the bomb
because Jocko has the kinda stuff, they smoke in Vietnam
you'll get a million smackaroos in cash if you can cope
but if you can't then bitch, then I get all your dope

Jocko then packed a bong with a little Acapulco Gold
and resin flew from his fingertips as he fired up his bowl
he filled that chamber all the way and he took a mighty hit
and as they passed it back and forth it gave them both a coughing fit

when the bowl was finished Ripstic said, hey man that stuff was great
but fill your lungs with some of this, and prepare to vegetate

cannibas sativa, sweet mary jane
Jocko is in the back yard, frying up his brain
zig zag filled with a diggidy dank
hold on tight it'll hit you like a tank

Jocko nodded off, because he knew that he was stoned
and he asked if he could buy an ounce, of the stuff that Ripstic owned
Ripstic said, Jocko just come on back if you ever want to catch a buzz
I done told you once you son of a bitch, mine is the best there ever was

...Who's to judge?...

noreply@blogger.com (... Oh the Drama) — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 22:57:00 +0000

When someone uses the words 'men' and 'rebound' in the same sentence, male minds will quickly conjure up thoughts of their favorite basketball team or player. Women, of course, understand that one is addressing the rushing into a new relationship after the ending of an old one.

So what causes a man to so quickly move on from a chat ho in... let's say Texas... to the arms of a chat ho in... let's say, Canada? Understandably... you might think it has to do with him not being particularly invested in his relationship with the Texas chat ho. I'm thinking due to the speed of his action, that he wasn't at all broken up about the Texas chat ho, and that he had no deep feelings for her like he claimed. Also, he was heard humming in NHL:1, “Another One Bites The Dust” to his listeners 20 minutes after the break-up.

What should that tell his next victim?

When his relationship 'crumbled' before him, it probably caused a huge emotional void. Unlike the chat ho of Texas, he didn't have the social support network(friends list) to console him in his time of pain and sadness. He couldn't cry to his friends, seek solace from previous chat loves, or drown his feelings in a gallon of chocolate ice cream. If he thought that kind behavior would be acceptable, he might engage in it. Like most men, he too is aware that stoicism, soldiering on, and “walking it off” are fundamental guidelines in the male handbook, and breaching these would cause him to be a target of ridicule, pity and serious lampooning from his male chat mates.

So what was he to do? You know he's hurting, but he can’t tell anyone. Grieving and wallowing alone is likely to lead to consuming mass quantities of Jim Beam, to dull the pain. I'm thinking he realized that with limited options available, he had to quickly move to contain his about-to-erupt emotions by filling the vacuum created by the demise of his previous relationship.

And how does he do this?

By seeking out someone else to focus his attention on, both emotional and sexual. And the sooner, the better, for it is this new woman who heals his wounds by allowing him to step back into the comfortable, acceptable space of being the tough, unruffled, man that he is supposed to be. She facilitates his return to a state of being where he can once again feel masculine and in control of himself and his emotions. Order is restored and all is right in NHL:1 again.

So... can it can be stated that the speed in which a man moves from a bitter break-up to a new love, is directly proportional to the pain he’s feeling? Is the deeper the hurt the quicker the hook-up?

Or is it proportional to the fact that he is not emotionally invested in any of his chat hos... and rather than being emotionally invested, he's only with them for the sake of being with someone?

So if you see your ex in the arms of another while in NHL:1 within days (or hours) of your break-up, don’t write him off as a horny, uncaring, slime-bucket. Instead, recognize that he was deeply hurt by the end of your relationship and is doing the best he can to mend his broken heart. With that understanding in place, it is perfectly okay to go home and cut his head out of all the photos of him you own (if he sent you any), and burn them at your next barbecue.

Hey, he deals with his pain one way, those that are jealous, deal with it another way.

We miss wildbp...

noreply@blogger.com (... Oh the Drama) — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:41:00 +0000

Here's a little song I had to borrow
You might want to sing it, don't be sorrow
Don't worry, be happy.
In even chat life we have some trouble
But when you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy.
Don't worry, be happy now.

*Don't worry, be happy.
Don't worry, be happy.
Don't worry, be happy.
Don't worry, be happy.

Ain't got no place to chat no more,
Somebody sonned you out the door,
Don't worry, be happy.
The chatscrap said your time was up
Still come on by and say whassup,
Don't worry, be happy.

*(Look at me -- I'm happy.
Don't worry, be happy.
Here I give you my phone number.
When you worry, call me, I make you happy.
Don't worry, be happy.)

Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style
Ain't got no gal to make you smile
Don't worry, be happy.
'Cause when you worry your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
Don't worry, be happy.

*(Don't worry, don't worry, don't do it. Be happy.
Put a smile on your face. Don't bring everybody down.
Don't worry. It will soon pass, whatever it is.
Don't worry, be happy. I'm not worried, I'm happy... )

How big a loser are you?

noreply@blogger.com (... Oh the Drama) — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 21:23:00 +0000

Polls are up!!!

Sonned back to Star Wars message boards/chat ???

noreply@blogger.com (... Oh the Drama) — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 11:17:00 +0000

wildbp_jedi
Total Posts: 1,239
Member Since: 06/02

reply

Date Posted: June 11, 2002 08:37 AM

I have to add my 2cents here. I could see why people would think Mace Windu is possibly evil. I was shocked when Mace said that it should be reported that the Jedi no longer have the ability to properly use The Force. that is very strange, and I'm glad Yoda quickly shot it down.
To me, Dooku acts more like a mercenary than a Sith. I think he has visions of him being in control of everything.. how do we know he actually delivered the Death Star plans to Palpatine as he said he would? It's quite possible in part lll he's killed by Anakin or Palpatine himself for betraying and lying to Palpatine. Mace quite possibly could be on "the take" he might be playing both sides. Lots of things remain to be seen and I'm so pumped up I can't stand it. Is it 2005 yet??? :o)

LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!! at being so pumped up he can't stand it.

Sonned back to Star Wars chat possibly? Did wildbp take Princess Brittany with him? Both have been missing from NHL:1 chat for 24 hours.

I wonder if the nerds will let Bill back in the club?

Member since 2002, but I wonder how long it's been since he has hung out.

LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll bookmark the site in which I found this post just in case we can't find Bill or Britt.

Hilarious !!!!!!!!!!!!

...why do young women like older men...

noreply@blogger.com (... Oh the Drama) — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 22:44:00 +0000

Why do 20 something year old girls want men in their 30's, 40's, 50's and yes, even their 60's?

Some chatters call it the Sugar Daddy Syndrome, and other chatters say its because 'daddy was never around'. There are numerous chatters that find it sick and perverted, but regardless of chatters' personal views... young women dating older men has become a chat-wide phenomenon.

LOL at these younger chatters falling for the old guy... thinking that this relationship will come with 'benefits'... and lots of them.

Here are some reasons why young chat hos are considering partners twice their age, and making a move to the geriatric side...

1. He can explain a book's plot and storyline to you quickly, therefore saving you the time to actually read the book. (heaven forbid chat scrap hos ever pick up a book and learn something on their own)

2. You can borrow his Grecian Formula to patch any bleached sun spots in your own hair.

3. The big bedroom and or guest room(s) means no rent for you. (also this means your friends and family can move out of their trailer parks and into his home too)

4. If you sprain your ankle, you can use his cane or wheelchair.

5. He qualifies for early bird senior discounts at Denny's, meaning your lazy ass doesn't have to get up and make him breakfast.

6. He'll effectively replace your dad for when pops isn't around. (Fathers Day twice :X)

7. He'll treat 100% of the time, as younger guys have no cash, credit cards, or in many cases, wallets.

8. He can help you with your homework, or if you blow him, he'll even do it for you.

9. He's not sleeping on mommy's couch or living with his parents. (except for zr22k)

10. He doesn't have any drug baggage. Yeah, he probably smoked pot in the 60's and 70's, and did coke in the 80's and 90's, but is most likely clean now. (except for jockoredwing53)

11. You won't have to worry about getting pregnant, his sperm are so old and probably doing the backstroke anyway, right Mitch?

12. He won't argue with you over little, meaningless things. (except for wildbp)

WTF it's chat... be who you want to be, and be who you want to be with.

Go Philadelphia Eagles!

Pens suck l-)

...Who wants to play...

noreply@blogger.com (... Oh the Drama) — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 08:31:00 +0000

Let's play a game!

A player is cast as a pig whose goal is to capture the love and attention of as many people as possible. The game's subject reflects some of the social and psychological trends present in social-networking communities, including self-promotion, social anxiety, obsessive need for peer validation, and distraction as entertainment.

How to play:

When you get close enough to someone, you both feel the love.

The more people loving you at once, the more love you feel and the more points you get.

When a person fills up with love, their heart turns to gold. Turn enough hearts to gold to advance to the next round.

If you run out of love, the game is over...

or if your love wants to meet you, break up with them and start a new game.

Now for contestants...

I have a few chatters in mind.

Do you?

Dear Mr. Letterman...

noreply@blogger.com (... Oh the Drama) — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 20:18:00 +0000

Top 10 reasons why zr22k (Jim) has a hard time growing up -

10. He's 47, balding, fat, and STILL watches the Powerpuff Girls.
9. It's 11 p.m. Sat. night, and he's reading Keepers while lingering in NHL:1 chat.
8. He giggles every time he hears a female chatter say 69.
7. He and his neighbor's granddaughter have matching Hello Kitty socks.
6. He shares a 1-bedroom apartment with mom.
5. He works part-time at Toys R Us on weekends.
4. He takes a dump in the corner of mom's apartment and then blames the dog.
3. He spit shines the spinners of his 1974 Big Wheel and won't let other kids ride it.
2. All of his imaginary friends are named after GI Joe characters.
1. Before sleeping, visions of sugarplums dance through his head, instead of naked love-slaves.

Jim in his 47 years has gone from infancy to childhood and from youth to physical maturity and yes, on to old age... but has yet to become a responsible adult.

Why is that, Jim?

Some men such as Jim will never grow up mentally or emotionally. The reality is that he would find the real world scary. By not growing up mentally or emotionally people like Jim do not have to face and deal with reality, which takes effort and courage, and they do not wish to challenge themselves.

Jim, I hate to preach here, but...

...for all that God has provided and enabled that is accessible to man... God only asks for two characteristics in return:

1. Think before acting and accept responsibility for your actions.
2. Accept responsible challenges.

All who do not develop the above characteristics, then God’s Intelligent Design will punish them and all who are close to them in the here and now.

First sonned by Mother Nature, next God.

Some men such as Jim do not wish to get married. They fear the loss of freedom and the potential loss of wealth. Marriage unfortunately has earned a bad rap, mainly because of the rules that Government has imposed for their political profit and how Jocko speaks of his previous marriage... LOL!!!

LOL!!! at potential loss of wealth. LOLOL!!! at the loss of freedom... this meaning he would have to leave mom's apartment and cut down on chat hours logged?

So again I ask, Jim...

... why have you not yet become a responsible adult?

Does breast feeding until you were 9 have anything to do with it?

zr22k shaking in his boots... debating on whether to leave chat for a year due to the Sonners humiliating him again or to stay and use the ignore feature this time.

Some think you never really left. Jim, but rather lurked and lingered for 365 days.

LOL!!!

He knows hockey but...

noreply@blogger.com (... Oh the Drama) — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 01:10:00 +0000

Has anyone ever read or heard such a profuse outpouring of useless hockey knowledge provided by one chatter? Below is just a small sample...

antiwhy: gonna gut my farm for one cup run them do the league a favor and walk

LOL at that! Ryan forever rebuilding but nothing to show for his energy after 7 years, or does he?

antiwhy: anyone want bernier
antiwhy: jonathan

smoothadriene: no thanks anti you can have him

antiwhy: bernier is going to bill for giguere

antiwhy: i turned down giggy for leclaire and cole earlier

antiwhy: if it was me i wouldnt have given so much for 60 pt frolov
antiwhy: btw

antiwhy: bill agreed to that deal without comeau and kubina being thrown in by me

antiwhy: thats not the point

antiwhy: i could have given less but i was nice enough to giveup more lol
antiwhy: tammy forgot to start price cuz shes been busy puking btw

antiwhy: cherapanov died from a heavy heart

antiwhy: most peoples hearts weigh 290 grams, his was 495

antiwhy: cherepanov had the same condition as david carle, miocardiopathy

antiwhy: and no she didnt purposely bench him because shes playing me

antiwhy: shes been teasing me all week lol

antiwhy: leafs should be 2-1
antiwhy: they have played good

antiwhy: lundqvist exposed as manny fernandez, product of defense infront of him

cck2ca: kulemin is a stud
antiwhy: hes no handzus
antiwhy: handzus on pace for 82 pts.
antiwhy: tracy doesnt like long walks on the beach or romantic dinners
antiwhy: give her a hungry man and a slow walk through a recycling center and shes good to go

antiwhy: it wasnt the players involved in the deal
antiwhy: you traded your only stud for a 2nd liner, 3rd liner and mediocre prospect when you need a goalie

flyereddie48: apparently ed ..doesnt matter you like the deal ..everyone else has to

antiwhy: edbel doesnt have a plan

edbeldrunk: veto! Boyle never will make the league! 10 goals max!
antiwhy: its been 3 years and his team is in park with the flashers on

antiwhy: bryzgalov is one of the best
antiwhy: and brodeur
antiwhy: i think hes better than lundqvist

flyereddie48: why wasnt barrys trade vetoed?
flyereddie48: wasnt a rape?
antiwhy: i had a problem with what he traded for, the value isnt bad
antiwhy: your trade was put through
edbeldrunk: it was

antiwhy: why not trade heatley for a starter
cck2ca: anti still yapping about lundy, dude its fantasy hockey i don't care
antiwhy: fuck off chris im not talking about that
edbeldrunk: lol
antiwhy: wakeup

antiwhy: james neal>>>brunnstrom

antiwhy: kings near tops in the league for GAA

antiwhy: cck bein a chicken shit
cck2ca: wtf anti
antiwhy: dude i wasnt even talking about the deal and u run your yap to me
cck2ca: thought id play your game son
antiwhy: i was beyond that
antiwhy: but u brought it back up lol
antiwhy: son?
antiwhy: lol
cck2ca: sending random notes about a deal done over a month ago, dude wtf
antiwhy: good luck learning prospects u will need it lol

cck2ca: i'll keep giroux, he isn't a bust like you say
antiwhy: who said he was
antiwhy: i said he wont be a star
antiwhy: lots of frogs put up big numbers in the q
duecey4: I also doubt giroux will live up to the hype
antiwhy: hes no berglund
cck2ca: berglund
antiwhy: who chris had never heard of until i mentioned it, next day he trades junk for him
antiwhy: lol unreal
cck2ca: i did know who he was
antiwhy: vanek is a beast when he wants to play
antiwhy: stafford is really lazy
cck2ca: and yet you send daily offers for him
antiwhy: stafford has potential to be very good but his work ethic stinks
antiwhy: he reminds me of steve bernier

antiwhy: wow good thing tammy forgot to start price or id really be getting killed

LOL when fantasy hockey is your life, how do you forget to start a goalie? =)) I'm thinking Tammy was pressured into leaving him off the starting roster by Ryan.

cck2ca: how convienent
edbeldrunk: lol
antiwhy: yea she did it on purpose

antiwhy: shes been sick all week thanks
antiwhy: why dont u annoy her with pm's again and ask
antiwhy: but yea she is me
cck2ca: what all i did was if she was interested in steen, whats wrong with that?
antiwhy: then u begin asking for studs in return

Even if that is true, isn't that part of the trading/raping process? Rapes and trades take place each and every day. =)) Ryan is mad that CCK is talking to his woman... and not always about fantasy hockey. Fact!

antiwhy: anyways
cck2ca: huh?
cck2ca: all i said was if she had interest in steen to let me know
cck2ca: never mentioned any names

Now who is one going to believe? I'm thinking Chris has more credibility than Ryan and Tammy combined. Fact!

cck2ca: i asked if tammy wanted to move dustin boyd, all i asked

antiwhy: she just told me u annoy her with bs offers

LOL, typical cowardly individual, afraid to go straight to the source. She uses Ryan to do her dirty work. Tammy is probably one who continually posts comments under anonymous as well... LMFAO... exposed!

cck2ca: like what,

antiwhy: she ignores him and bitches to me lol

cck2ca: i never asked for filatov or wilson , so what are you talking about, are you drunk anti or what

hockeychik1998: cck wanting filatov wilson and a pic of those 40d's for steen from banall
antiwhy: not talking about the steen deal lol
antiwhy: shes told me that u asked for her best kids for scrubs before not sure who was involved
cck2ca: no i didin't

Sounds like antitruth and banallrealisticcomments are at it again. =)) This is why chat couples should not manage individual teams in a fantasy league. LOL!!!

cck2ca: i don't want that commie fuck filatov
antiwhy: lol
antiwhy: ok

antiwhy: flyers could of had kipper for a 2nd years ago too
antiwhy: heard ferguson sr. talk about it on xm
antiwhy: said when he was assistant in san jose, clarke balked at trading a 2nd for an unproven goalie
antiwhy: i think halak is better than price lol
antiwhy: leclaire is great, jackets need to put something around him
antiwhy: play brassard and voracek more

antiwhy: bryzgalov top 10
c_d164: ill take bryzgalov a top 10
c_d164: but gerber no

At least one chatter is buying into all of Ryan's hockey knowledge, Booman2k0 =))

antiwhy: roy stole games, fradeur rarely has to

antiwhy: id take fleury over anyone and i used to think he sucked
antiwhy: fleury, bryzgalov, leclaire, giguere true

antiwhy: giguere and ducks look dead
antiwhy: older team
antiwhy: not much talent left
antiwhy: boyd was a free agent btw
antiwhy: played over 40 games and tammy didnt want the bum

Tammy dumping all bums but one, right Ryan? LOL!!! You maybe? Is that why you fear CCK talking trades with Tammy?

antiwhy: dropped tootoo but hes dressed for his 3rd game today

antiwhy: i followed rules as per usual

antiwhy: leafs have been real good actually
antiwhy: fuckin hollweg cost them

antiwhy: lundqvist plays behind a great d and faces 8 shots a game
antiwhy: like fradeur and backstrom

So is Ryan saying Lundqvist is overrated? Come on Ryan, learn the game!

c_d164: lundqvist is another goalie who doesnt impress me

Ryan able to convince Booman again. Too funny.

antiwhy: LA has improved their GAA and will continue to do so
antiwhy: all i can ask for is improvement each year
antiwhy: youngest team in nhl

thornton_19_canada: YOUR GM IS CHEAP
c_d164: lababera is 16th
antiwhy: yea its the gm
thornton_19_canada: 5MILL
antiwhy: its the owners lol

antiwhy: frolov will stay because he loves la and took less last time
antiwhy: frolov, kopitar, brown, o
antiwhy: buy in
antiwhy: cammalleri wanted 6 mill so hes gone
antiwhy: thats why it took so long to sign o'sullivan thornton
antiwhy: he wanted 4-5 mill
antiwhy: takes brains to rebuild the right way

antiwhy: niskanen for frogren true
antiwhy: stud

antiwhy: wonder how amazingoilers likes tom gilbert
antiwhy: he was in my ear all season about how he raped me, gilbert for keith
antiwhy: because i get him for cheap for 3 years
antiwhy: hes a good value and the most underrated dman in the game IMO
antiwhy: best hawks dman by a mile

antiwhy: most underrated player in the league with 2 assists

antiwhy: maybe it isnt good that tammy forgot to start price lol

antiwhy: buststrom 2 goals
antiwhy: id say it was a good pickup but hes no dubinsky

antiwhy: kings and yotes will blow by the ducks in the next few years

But when it's all said and done come 2050, the Ducks will still be the only team of the aforementioned with a cup.

Ryan, you need to seriously consider another career. Fantasy GM is just not cutting it. When you only win 1 cup in 7 years (that being in a league of 4 LOL!!!) I am not impressed.

All talk, no action!

You had more success in your previous career, did you not?

Until the law caught up to you anyway. l-)

Serious puck, and bullshit...

noreply@blogger.com (... Oh the Drama) — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 06:54:00 +0000

So I wander into NHL:1 this morning at about 2:30 AM and I hear Mitch (xl_five_lx) giving advice to Katie (Canucks_girl44) on how to forget about Paul (Jerzzzey) and to move on.

Seems like Katie has had her feelings hurt because her and Paul used to be cool with one another, but since Mary_Christine popped into Paul's life, Paul has started talking shit about Katie. Mitch is trying to tell Katie to calm down, it's only chat... blah... blah... blah...

canucks_girl44: now paul only says he loved and ever loved mary christine and no one else blah blah blah, says i look like a man, etc. just to impress mary
canucks_girl44: and i'm like, you pmed me fucking 24/7 you psycho
canucks_girl44: thornton too

youdontknowjack50: mary doesn't impress me
canucks_girl44: lmao I know
canucks_girl44: i know
canucks_girl44: it's all he has
canucks_girl44: and he's dating the tranny of all trannies!
canucks_girl44: IRONYYYY
canucks_girl44: =))

Mitch trying to tell Katie that Mary_christine looks like Geronimo with that big nose of hers.

This coming from a man who was so embarrassed and humiliated by a chatter in Jocko that he stayed away from chat for how long? Mitch stating in chat he's been away from chat for a couple of years... LOL!!!

You lingering and lurking faggit... welcome back!

Okay, now Katie is on cam for Mitch and he's trying to see some 'flesh'... some things will never change. Aren't you about 3x her age, Mitch? Now it's photosharing hour. LOL!!!

So Mitch was going on about how he called Mary_Christine at Victoria Secret and demanded that she return the Tennis Bracelet and clothing she purchased with Thornton's moms credit card.
master_music_man2: ouch
youdontknowjack50: sounds like the trip to florida

Okay, back to Katie's pictures...

youdontknowjack50: whose huge hand is that ?
youdontknowjack50: whew thought it was one of your gf's
youdontknowjack50: well she did say she was out with her gf's

Mitch thinking those are pics of boo_denali's hands.

Mitch stating how Katie has come around over the years. LOL!!!

'Katie, did I ever dick you around like that?'
'Nah Mitch, you ware always pretty good to me.'

LOL!!!

'You're busting out of that top, says Mitch.' Too funny! What some young chicks will do for attention.

"Wow, what a rack, says Mitch'... creepy, coming from a 50+ year old.

youdontknowjack50: the cidinglight blog
youdontknowjack50: i only read it three times it is pretty funny
youdontknowjack50: oz gets it the wordt on the blog
youdontknowjack50: worst

Katie trying to tell Mitch that the blogger has no life to be writing about a chat room. LOL!!!

How much of a life do you have Katie to frequent chat and the blog as often as you do?

master_music_man2: geez I lurk way too much in this room
canucks_girl44: lol lurker

Mitch telling Katie that Dean and Pavel are both insane. LOL!!!

LOL at Katie telling Mitch that Dean got caught telling hotshotschamp that he got hit by an 18-wheeler and is collecting disability. Everyone is obsessed with Dean.

Katie telling Mitch that Dean is now exposed as unemployed and really isn't the rich stockbroker that he claimed to be.

youdontknowjack50: he got hit by a semi running from shanna at the airport?

LOL at Mitch saying only Jocko knows the true story of Dean... something about Dean taking care of his grandmother full-time.

Here we go again with the Dean/Shanna story from Mitch. Mitch's version changes each time he tells the story.

Now Mitch, Katie and Jack are trying to figure out if Dean got hit by the semi before or after meeting Shanna. Mitch knowing that the semi crashed through Dean's house, that Dean never leaves the house to have been struck on the road.

Darren (fire-rescue1985) on the mic. I think I'd rather hear Mitch make up some stories.

LOL at Mitch telling Katie... 'BRB, talk to fire'... was that Mitch's way of saying please don't leave, Katie?

LOL at Darren talking of the good 'ole days of chat, when you could have fun for more than 10 minutes at a time. Too funny.

canucks_girl44: hahah
canucks_girl44: aw i miss those days
canucks_girl44: before sonners

LMFAO at before sonners.

canucks_girl44: but then half the room'd be empty darren

Isn't have a room 25 chatters... LOL...

canucks_girl44: darren look at my profile pic. that's for mitch

'Damn, darlin', if you go runnin' you better have some damn good support there', says Darren. =))

Maybe deep down Katie hates Paul because he is no longer around to talk that way to her anymore.

canucks_girl44: shady dont show that to Jay, he'll start coming back in chat
canucks_girl44: jk Jay's cool shit
canucks_girl44: does he still live with you jack?
canucks_girl44: wb master
youdontknowjack50: i saw him at thanksgiving at my sisters

LOL, so that's a yes.

Between Mitch, Jack and Darren... there must be 145 years of experience for Katie to get off to tonight.

Mitch stepping outdoors to smoke, puts out his butt, throws it in a bucket and up in flames the bucket goes. Darren states he's on his way to put out the fire. LOL!!! Stick to plucking cats out of trees, Darren.

LOL at Mitch saying Jocko is old.

Mitch saying that Paul made up some people search web site and made him to be 20 years older than he really is. =))

Watch what you say of Jocko, Mitch... you may find yourself sonned from chat for another 2 years. LOL!!!

canucks_girl44: i was gonna be xena this year too
canucks_girl44: but now i'm going as Wayne and my friend as Garth
canucks_girl44: i used to do it perfectly
canucks_girl44: then my voice got lower and now i cant
canucks_girl44: true story

Darren doing an impersonation of some cartoon character on mic.

Mr. Gruesome from The Flintstones... wtf?

looku_bibeub466: Hello
canucks_girl44: Hi looku!
canucks_girl44: looku who's your team?
youdontknowjack50: i seen them in paganism 4 when they used to have trivia in there
canucks_girl44: i thought i've seen looku say more than that before
canucks_girl44: and everyone was like
youdontknowjack50: tehy are here to observe what we are talking about
canucks_girl44: what do you mean jack? that's creepy
fire_rescue1985: really?
canucks_girl44: like aliens
canucks_girl44: the lookus
fire_rescue1985: i'll protect you katie
canucks_girl44: lol
canucks_girl44: okay
youdontknowjack50: someone that hasa regular in here but uses those names to spy

LOL, don't bots go into each and every room, Jack?

canucks_girl44: blogger?
youdontknowjack50: regular name
youdontknowjack50: dunno
canucks_girl44: might be the blogger
youdontknowjack50: i can only think of a few from here that also goes to the paganism room
canucks_girl44: true story
youdontknowjack50: dean,paul tasha , talker

canucks_girl44: tashas' good at trivia stuff
canucks_girl44: yeah right darren
youdontknowjack50: tasha has the bot that runs a trivia program
canucks_girl44: but five you've experienced it all! that's why!

LOL at Mitch stating he kicked Tasha's ass in trivia more times that anyone would believe.

Mitch asking Darren how old he is... =))

LOL at Darren only being 38.

Mitch won't tell Darren how old he is... what a surprise.

I wonder who soccer_sucks_the_big_one is and why are they lurking at this hour? Could it be sherry_berry27 checking up on her man?

I see fischer.brittany isn't in the room, but still has voice going in the room... listening to each and every word. l-)

Sad.

4:32 AM... bedtime!

Keep up with the bullshit, Mitch... you make for good entertainment.

LOL!!!

Don't worry, Katie... Paul will be back!

Darren, get an education.

Jenna Fischer > Bobby Fischer > fischer.brittany

noreply@blogger.com (... Oh the Drama) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 08:29:00 +0000

Is it true, Brittany, that cheating is rarely about pure sexual attraction?

I'm thinking that infidelity is almost always about more than just sex. Cheating is rarely about pure sexual attraction, right Brittany? Do the chatters of NHL:1 and MLB:1 fulfill your emotional needs. Brittany?

LOL!!!

Perhaps, Brittany, the reason behind your infidelity is the need for appreciation?

People like you, Brittany who feel unloved or unappreciated by their 'live' partner may begin looking outside their relationship for sources of comfort and affirmation. Are you not loved enough by your boyfriend? Does he not tell you he appreciates you?

LOL at you Brittany... rationalizing your infidelity by stating the if your boyfriend had paid more attention to you, you wouldn't have to cheat on him.

Since your boyfriend couldn't give you the love you felt you deserved, you figured you could find what you needed in chat, right Brittany?

Well, you dumb fuck... if you weren't feeling loved or appreciated in your relationship, you should have shown some responsibility and talked to your significant other about what you want or need from him. My guess is that he's much happier banging his neighbor than you... but we don't really know that for sure, do we?

Do you feel unloved, Brittany, because your boyfriend is spending too much time at work and not in a chat room? Are you jealous of your boyfriend's relationship with his female friends? Are they prettier than you? By addressing your true issues and being upfront about personal and sexual needs, the two of you may be able to work things out and keep cheating out of the picture, or shall I say MORE cheating out of the picture?

Do you have suspicions of him cheating, Brittany? Are you cheating on him out of revenge? Are you trying to get back at him for something that has happened in the past?

Remember how Gandhi once put it, "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind."

If you have secret anger or bitterness, Brittany, towards your partner, quit hiding it! Make him aware of your feelings and decide if you're able to forgive and forget. If you can't, it's better to get out of the relationship rather than stay and cheat on him even more. It isn't fair to Bill either that he has to wonder who or what you're doing when you're not with him.

Also, Brittany, one often surprising reason behind infidelity is self-destruction.

Brittany, are you one of those that have such low self-esteem that when something good happens to you (such as meeting and dating a great man), that you think he doesn't deserve that gift in you?

LOL!!!

If this is true, Brittany, then people like you go out of your way to self-destruct your relationships.

Do you believe in "better to break their heart before they can break mine?" If so, you are truly a bigger loser than I ever imagined.

Self-esteem and trust issues as extreme as yours, Brittany, may require outside support in the form of couples or individual counseling, not the help of NHL:1 or MLB:1 chatters who tell you they love you after a 5 minute conversation. You think that the likes of Bill or others mean it when they offer their praise, love and affection for you?

LOL!!!

Chat hos like you are a dime-a-dozen, Brittany. If you're stupid enough to believe that you're the one.. then who am I to rain on your parade. All I can say is... good luck with that, and that you are merely the flavor of the month!

Before it is too late, Brittany, and ff you want to protect your real relationship from infidelity, you must first protect your relationship from the silent killers in jealousy, bitterness, low self-esteem, and mistrust. WTF am I talking about, it is too late... duh!

The only way was through honest communication. You should have revealed your true emotions and needs to your boyfriend and encouraged him to do the same.

LOL!!! at through honest communication. You're fucked. both of you... your boyfriend is currently balls deep in a real woman.

Okay... I have a Q...

...and it might seem silly, but think about it.

Human beings are downright obsessed with sex, right? l know Jim (zr22k) fantasize about it, I know Bill (wildbp)_ buys medications for it, I also know that Bill (wildbp) builds relationships around it, and I also know all you bitches read blogs about it! But why?

Why are people so fixated with such a simple bodily function?

I'm sorry, that was more than one question, wasn't it?

LOL!!!

After speaking to a few chatters about it, here are some of the answers they gave-

- it feels good and it is fun ... harlemz_nocturne
- I felt sorry for the person ... nashvillepredsfan
- It was for a bet ... sharks1419
- I wanted to feel closer to God ... citygirl0117
- To get a job ... anonymous (no one from NHL:1)
- I wanted to give someone else a sexually transmitted disease ... fischer.brittany
- For money ... fischer.brittany
- I wanted to get rid of my headache ... foxy_the_first
- I wanted to change the topic of conversation ... sherry_berry27

I'm curious to see what Jim's (zr22k) answer would be. I have never once heard Jim speak of sex. I have never once heard him speak of girls other than Dana, Sarah, or Justine... and chat girls don't count. When was the last time Jim spoke of banging some chick off the net?

LOL!!!

Mid 40's... never been laid, lives at home with mom in a 1-bedroom apartment. Rice-a-Roni 6 times a week, and has a pet rabbit named Robby... which reminds me of a joke-

-Q. Why did Jim's rabbit cross the road?
-A. To get to the other side.
-Q. Why did Jim cross the road?
-A. Because his cock was stuck in the rabbit.

Or was it a joke? LOL!!!

Tell us again Jim how you stayed away from chat for months because you couldn't handle the likes and pressure of Dean and Ripstic.

LOL!!!

LOL at you lurking in NHL:1 all those months and trying to 'son'.

Why do you use a voice changer while in chat, Jim... are you afraid thornton and not2nice will step all over you with their deep voices... compared to your real voice?

Kingvspades wanted me to ask you if you still wear lady stockings over your head while on cam for Dana, Jim? What the fuck was/is that all about?

LOL!!!

So JIm... tell me, why do you have sex?

Please, no momma jokes.

LOL!!!

noreply@blogger.com (... Oh the Drama) — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 00:27:00 +0000

Phone sperming is a safe form of sexual release, so long as your significant other(s) do not find out. Unfortunately not every NHL:1 chatter knows how to make it the best it can be. I'm going to give you a few tips about how to make this the best experience ever. If you're paying for it... STOP now! There are chatters in NHL:1, both male and female that put out for free.

First... make sure you know what you want or what your fantasy is before you call. It's a waste of time and money to call a chatter and just let that person on the other end decide what YOU like. Why leave your erotic experience up to someone else? There are some chatters that have experience and can usually lead you into something satisfying but what if what they like isn't exactly what you want?

Second... if you have a fantasy in mind, feel free to share it with the chatter of your choice. Let him/her know what you enjoy and find erotic. Nine times out of ten, they've heard it before. Do make sure that if you have a particular taboo fetish that you make sure the chatter you call caters to these fantasies. Not every chatter is taboo free. Some chatters will sometimes have limits on what they will talk so feel free to ask. Most will appreciate it and you won't be in for a shock when that certain chatter stops you cold after you cross their personal line.

Third... phone sex chatters are human beings. Most chatters will love it if you want to talk or at least say "thank you" or "bye" to him/her after you're done. It's not a requirement and understandably, some of you just want to "get off" and hang up. That's perfectly fine. But if you do want to make small talk or thank him/her for a good time, they'll appreciate it. It's rude, even in the phone sex world, to slam the phone down once you're done. Again, it's not a "must" but do keep in mind that phone sex chatters like to know they've shown you a good time, why not let them know?

Fourth... unless you have to due to location, don't be quiet and let the person on the other end do all of the talking unless you're solely into that. They like hearing you talk and they like hearing you get off. How are they to know you had fun and are finished if they can't hear you? Be loud, you can do it!

Fifth... don't feel embarrassed by your fetish or even the call itself. Like I said, they've heard it all before and it's not usual that you're going to have some kind of fetish that these phone sex chatters hasn't heard before. They talk to guys/girls every day and look at it this way, they can't see you or even know who you are, so have fun and enjoy yourself. No one is going to make you feel ashamed or embarrassed unless that's what you're into.

Sixth... don't waste your chatters' time by sending him/her instant messages or promising a call you'll never make just because you think it's cute. Their time is valuable, just like yours. Also, a phone sex chatter is a professional. You're not going to meet them in person and sweep them off their feet. They've heard it a million times before. Now granted, sometimes chatters have met in person and it's worked out but that's not the norm. Treat them special but don't make expectations of them they can't keep. It's not safe to meet someone you've only had phone sex with. So don't ask!

Seventh... don't assume that the phone sex chatter thinks of you as just a 'sperm session' and nothing more. Some chatters and their partners are good friends and think of each other as very close. This all depends on the phone sex chatter and the partner individually. Some phone sex chatters like to be professional in the fullest and don't want to know their partners. However, some really do enjoy getting to know the guy or girl they're talking to.

Eighth... above all else, just have fun! A lot of guys/girls call for 3 minutes, get off, and hang up. That's perfectly fine. If you're a person who likes to spend more time on the phone or wants to know how the phone sex chatter feels, perhaps these tips might help you out.

Based on what I've seen and heard in NHL:1... the below chatters will make it worth your dime, and time ;)...

Boltsgirlvl4 - Jill
TML_fan_4_life - Chris
Lotusblossom604- Justine
Flyereddie48 - Eddie
Fischer.Brittany - Brittany
Hotshotschamp - Chris
Berrybusygirl - Debbie
Hovy_dovy - Dave
Citygirl0117 - Tina
Antiwhy - Ryan
HockeyMom935 - Cerah
Wildbp - Bill
Forsygirl - Jenn
Sonners - all

If the below message you for a good time... RUN!

Dakilangmanok1
Nashvillepredsfan
Booman2k0
Northerncutie08
Oz_santwyck
Mary_christine21
Thornton_19_ca
Aka_rockin_canadian_girl

Dean is everywhere...

noreply@blogger.com (... Oh the Drama) — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 09:20:00 +0000

nashvillepredsfan: I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday
verian_my_spider_daemon: I never had a girl looking any better than you did in chat that night

verian_my_spider_daemon: And all the chatters in the room, they were wishing they were me, especially cudaguy
nashvillepredsfan: yeah i imagined our bodies being oh so close and tight that first night
nashvillepredsfan: how it felt so good, how it felt so right
verian_my_spider_daemon: don't ya hear my heart
verian_my_spider_daemon: I've been waiting so long for you to come along
verian_my_spider_daemon: and have some fun
verian_my_spider_daemon: And I gotta let you know you're never gonna regret it
verian_my_spider_daemon: So open up your legs I got a big surprise
verian_my_spider_daemon: *eyes
verian_my_spider_daemon: It'll feel alright
verian_my_spider_daemon: *be
nashvillepredsfan: well I wanna make your motor run

nashvillepredsfan: got to do what I can, and let Mother Nature do the rest
nashvillepredsfan: tell me you love me verian
verian_my_spider_daemon: Let me sleep on it girl
nashvillepredsfan: stop right there! I gotta know right now!
nashvillepredsfan: before we go any further, do you love me?
nashvillepredsfan: will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you never leave me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
verian_my_spider_daemon: Let me sleep on it baby
nashvillepredsfan: Will you take me away and will you make me your wife, boy?
verian_my_spider_daemon: baby let me sleep on it. Let me sleep on it, and I'll give you an answer in the morning GIRL!
nashvillepredsfan: I gotta know right now! Do you love me? Will you love me forever?
verian_my_spider_daemon: I swore that I would love you to the end of time
verian_my_spider_daemon: So now I'm praying for the end of time
verian_my_spider_daemon: because if I gotta spend another minute with you I don't think that... nevermind
verian_my_spider_daemon: I'll never break my promise or forget my vow. but God only knows what I can do right now, I'm praying for the end of time
verian_my_spider_daemon: It's all that I can do, praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you
nashvillepredsfan: fuck off, Dean

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buff_lincoln90210: hi allie
sharks1419: hi
buff_lincoln90210: I can't stop loving you
sharks1419: sorry I've made up my mind to live in memories of old lonesome times
buff_lincoln90210: I can't stop wanting you
sharks1419: it's useless to say
buff_lincoln90210: So I'll just live my life in dreams of yesterday??

buff_lincoln90210: Those happy hours that we once knew though long ago still make me blue
sharks1419: they say that time heels the broken heart
sharks1419: but time is stood still since we've been apart

sharks1419: it's useless to say so I'll just live my life in dreams of yesterday

buff_lincoln90210: Oh yeah, I've made up my mind
buff_lincoln90210: Made up my mind
buff_lincoln90210: So I'll just live my life, live my life, yeah, yeah, I can't stop loving you
buff_lincoln90210: No, I can't.

sharks1419: i was searching for someone to love me right
sharks1419: can you hear me when I cry late at night?
buff_lincoln90210: I'm the one you're looking for.
buff_lincoln90210: What you're searching for
sharks1419: fill your life with happiness elsewhere
sharks1419: Don't you look here no more

sharks1419: i never knew love could be so sweet
sharks1419: the joy you gave to me
buff_lincoln90210: I love you more than you'll ever know.

buff_lincoln90210: What you want I've got it! What you need, I'm the one with it!'
buff_lincoln90210: It's yours , if I'm the one you're looking for

sharks1419: Dean, you've made me so happy tonight
sharks1419: *Wipes the tears from my eyes*
sharks1419: dean?
sharks1419: hello?
buff_lincoln90210: arrrroooooooooooooooooo
sharks1419: fuck off dean

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jimmy_cinderella_man braddock: I am everything you want
jimmy_cinderella_man braddock: I am everything you need
foxy_the_first: well I am everything YOU want, and you want inside of me
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: lmao
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: indeed I do.
foxy_the_first: well come to me, with a gentle touch
foxy_the_first: with love so real, but not too much
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I won't need to get down on my knees again will I?
foxy_the_first: the love you gave before, was some way down south
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I became bored of you
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I had no choice but to lie to you.

foxy_the_first: you once gave me life
foxy_the_first: you gave me your heart, your shoulder when I needed to cry
foxy_the_first: you gave me hope when all my hope was gone
foxy_the_first: you gave me wings so my dreams could fly

jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: My love for you will live in my heart until eternity's through....
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I am who I am, Ine, thanks to you
foxy_the_first: iou gave me your word
foxy_the_first: and you gave me your voice
foxy_the_first: and your everything

jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: So what's the problem baby?
foxy_the_first: What's the problem? I don't know. Well maybe I'm in love
foxy_the_first: Think about it all the time
foxy_the_first: I think about it... Can't stop thinking 'bout it

jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: Get on cam
foxy_the_first: Hot temptations
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I wanna show you what I'd like to do
foxy_the_first: Sweet sensations
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: You sit back now, just relax now
foxy_the_first: gonna take it slow babe
foxy_the_first: Do it my way
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I'll take care of you

foxy_the_first: And now you're satisfied
foxy_the_first: Go to sleep for ten and anticipating, I will be waiting for you to wake again
foxy_the_first: Dean? you there?
foxy_the_first: ugh, Dean?
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: I got what I wanted, goodnight.
foxy_the_first: I love you, Dean.
jimmy_cinderella_man_braddock: ***foxy_the_first will be ignored.
foxy_the_first: Fuck off, Dean.

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my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Hi Tina
citygirl0117: hi, lol
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: What's up, other than my cock?
citygirl0117: lol
citygirl: douche
citygirl0117: just tell me what you really want
citygirl0117: lol...
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: lmao, the same thing I've wanted for 8 years.
citygirl0117: allow me to guide you through my pleasure zone
citygirl0117: lol
citygirl0117: It's the ultimate seduction
citygirl0117: Sex is no longer taboo
citygirl0117: Rape the future ...Release the virgins!
ci!ygirl0117: is that what you want?
citygirl0117: lol
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: lmao, no. I wanted to play a game.
citygirl0117: thats hott!
citygirl0117: gone gay?
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: If you ever feel in doubt
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safeL You have a place in my heart, baby.
citygirl0117: lol
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
citygirl0117: ur a douche
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what?
citygirl0117: awww... are you not getting any attention this week, lol?
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot?
citygirl0117: pffft... have you never tasted a virgin?
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Now I'd like to be sperm you, we know so many have tried. But no one can get on for a ride.
citygirl0117: you think you have a chance with me eh?
citygirl0117: youve had many chances, lol
citygirl0117: and like oh yeah, im not talking to you remember
citygirl0117: lol
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: I want to simply make sure there's no virgins at all in chat!
citygirl0117: dude im like seriously going to puke here
citygirl0117: maybe next time, lol
citygirl0117: dont make me hack another account of yours, Dean
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: Dean is here?
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: STFU l-)
citygirl0117: i dont really care all that much to keep up with you at all Dean
citygirl0117: ur on ignore
my_dolphin_is_tuna_safe: I'm going to tell everyone that it never felt so good, felt so right, getting into that pushey, that was way too tight.
citygirl0117: Fuck off, Dean.

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will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: hi sherry
sherry.berry27: hi
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: I know you're with Mitch, and of course you know who I'm with, but you wanna have phone sex one last time?
sherry.berry27: ok
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: you first again?
sherry.berry27: no, you always leave after i get off
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: not this time
sherry.berry27: ok. you want me on cam right?
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: yeah, and put on that coyote jersey that i bought you. lay back on the bed like you did for kingvspades.
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: do all of your partners send you jerseys? you must have many duplicates as there are only 30 teams in the nhl
will_pork_fat_chicks_for_food: want to rub one out for me in your new darcy tucker avs jersey im sending you?
sherry.berry27: Fuck off, Dean.

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lllxxx_queen_of_queens_xxxlll: so how many ID's do you have Dean?
silent_faccidity: 1
lllxxx_queen_of_queens_xxxlll: lmao me too
silent_faccidity: more like 1000, Danielle
lllxxx_queen_of_queens_xxxlll: fuck off Dean

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noreply@blogger.com (... Oh the Drama) — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 19:03:00 +0000

MySpace.com - Wanda - 33 - Female - CA - www.myspace.com/21878088
THORNTON gave his Credit card number to Mary_Christine because she said she loved him and she spent 2K of his money.. yeah, she bought some Jethro tickets ...ca.myspace.com/21878088 - 152k - Cached - Similar pages

Who is this Wanda person?

LOL!

Wanda if you're reading this, tell me how one gets a job as an 'Educational Assistant' (as you list on your MySpace profile) having only gone as far as High School with your own education?

What male NHL:1 chatters need a lift?

noreply@blogger.com (... Oh the Drama) — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 02:06:00 +0000

So tell us chat girls, which male chatters are letting you down by not getting it up.

Erection problems are common and can often be solved with self care. By definition, an erection problem is difficulty in raising or maintaining an erection capable of intercourse.

I have heard many a chat women complain about male chatters being selfish in the past. Is it by choice, or can they just not perform? Are male chatters faking orgasms as often as women these days?

Erection problems are often caused by stress at work, tension in relationships, depression, fatigue, lack of privacy, physical injury, alcohol, or side effects of medications. I'm thinking there is only one guy in chat that can get it up on a regular basis based on the above mentioned problems... but mentioning his name would only embarrass him.

Most of you probably know who it is anyway. ;)

So I ask... which male chatter isn't overly stressed?

"Rent is due, car payment is late." "I'm driving without automobile insurance and wondering what would happen if I got pulled over." "Why can't I find a job?" "My girlfriend just broke up with me." "My wife wants a bigger house." "My fiance wants me to kick mom out of the apartment so we can be alone." And what male chatter doesn't drink while in chat?

The above causes are generally temporary and will usually resolve with home treatment. Other, less reversible causes include diabetes, a long history of smoking, nerve damage, and vascular disease.

Those few have legitimate explanations.

The rest of you only have excuses.

The ease of sustaining erections generally decreases with age. However, with the right foreplay and environment, there is no age limit to the ability of healthy men to have erections.

Just ask Jocko and Deb, Zr22k and Justine, Vicesandhabits and Sherry, Mitch and Sherry, Wildbp and Sherry.

Prevention
Most erection problems can be prevented or resolved by taking a more relaxed approach to lovemaking and watching for possible side effects from medications or illnesses.

Home Treatment
Rule out medications first. Many drugs, especially blood pressure medicines, water pills, and mood-altering drugs, have side effects that can cause erection problems. Ask your physician or pharmacist to check your medications for possible effects on sexual function, or look it up yourself.

Avoid alcohol and smoking, which make erection problems even worse. If you smoke or use other tobacco products, consider getting help to quit.

Cope with stress. Tension in your life can distract you and make getting erections difficult. Regular physical activity and other stress-relieving activities may help ease tension.

Employment and 30 minutes on a treadmill 4x a week will work wonders for you.

Take time for more foreplay. Let your partner know that you would enjoy some stroking. Slow down, then slow down some more, then once hard... she can ride you into the sunset.

Make sure you're ready. If you have recently experienced a loss or change in a relationship, you may not yet be emotionally ready for erections. Generally, your stress will subside and your erection problem will disappear over time. Do what you can to relax.

Ask Buff_Lincoln, Jimmy_Cinderella, Verian, NHL_Journalist and other Sonners why it is important not to get emotionally attached. Less stress in their lives = coming/cumming through like a stallion each and every time.

Find out if you can have erections at other times. If you can have an erection during solo masturbation or on awakening, the problem is probably stress-related or may be caused by an emotional problem.

When to Call Your Physician
If you think that a medication may be causing the problem.
If you are unable to have an erection at all, or think that your problem may be a physical one.
If you have other symptoms such as urinary problems, pain in the lower abdomen or lower back, or fever.
If your symptoms are related to a recent injury.

When to Call Your Neighborhood Blogger
If you think you need 'better' medication such as erection-producing medications or injections.
If you are in need of a vacuum device.
If you are in need of a penile implant.
If you need one of the better looking chat girls to help you get it up.

Getting all the facts and thinking about your own and your partner's needs and values and speaking with the blogger will help you make a wise decision about treatment for erection problems.

Working together can get us all laid.

Yes, Hotshotschamp, even you.

Horrorscopes for NHL:1 Chatters...

noreply@blogger.com (... Oh the Drama) — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 17:29:00 +0000

Each morning... prior to a shit, shower, shave or breakfast even... NHL:1 chatters like to check on a two things. No, it isn't their kids, or their significant other... and no again, it isn't the Stock Market or their bank statements.

The first thing chatters check on when they awaken is of course The 'Ciding Light. They need to see if anything new and exciting has been written about them and or their chat mates. The second thing they check up on is their horoscopes. But with so many choices, which horoscope should they believe in? The search for an accurate 2008 horoscope forecast continues, and that is where I come in.

Most chatters of NHL:1 allow horoscopes, crystal balls, and psychic hot lines to dictate their daily routine. I thought maybe they could possibly 'kill two birds with one stone' and read both the blog and Horrorscopes for NHL:1 Chatters on one site.

I hope to provide a forecast that pleases most chatters and gives some hope to the rest of the readers.

All in all, the Horrorscope for NHL:1 will provide answers (or my opinion) to chatters questions, but remember... it's your choice only whether you believe it or not. I don't want Yahoo and Google holding me responsible for your breakdown. ;)

So here goes...

Aries: Aries is the sign of leadership, control and domination. Sonning and sperming will be the only two things you will want to do this week and you may try to do them both at the same time on the last day of the month... July 31st. This does not make for sweet loving unless you're a Klingon, Praying Mantis or a chat ho.

Taurus: Your ability to communicate this week will be about as understood as the profession of an Alpaca breeder. So in other words... you won't be understood at all. Try to keep talking to yourself because at least you'll be understood that way. Remember... therapy is your friend.

Gemini: Sorry Gemini... you get the shit end of the stick again. This week money sucks, love sucks, life sucks. But look on the bright side, at least you have a roof over your head... the ceiling of NHL:1 chat. August will be a whole lot better, I mean how much worse can it really get, right?
Your desire for more money will never come true unless you get off your ass and do something.

Cancer: It's finally time for something good to happen to Cancer. And that means romance... fact! Starting August 1st, you will find love, but of course it will happen where you least expect it. Will it be within NHL:1 or in the real world? Only you know... but if i were a gambling individual...

Leo: Leo is the sexiest sign of the Zodiac, and this week you will be even sexier than normal. A change in residence will bring you closer to the one you love and increase romance. Which chat room other than NHL:1 will you be living in this week? Make yourself a cup of coffee, sit down and enjoy surfing the Internet.

Virgo: Love is in the air, or is it?! 'Scrap of NHL:1 are kind of slutty to begin with, and if they're on the rebound they're easier to lay than shag carpet! Don't start anything you are not able to get out of in a week. There is no reason to initiate a relationship or sperming session just to prove you can. Well a sperming session is okay.

Libra: You're in the zone this week! The Twilight Zone, that is. Life is what you make of it and why you choose to make yours a chat-lifer is beyond me. A change of scenery is in need for you. Money will be so stagnant this month you may have to turn tricks in chat to support your smoking habit.

Sagittarius: Yahoo is about to take over your life... so please chat responsibly. The answer you've been searching for lies right in front of your face, though it's difficult to make out with all that cheesecake in the way. Do not expect an increase in pay this week. The only increase you will see this week is in your waistline. Time for a diet or your lover will dump you for somebody who is actually attractive.

Capricorn: I foresee a great number of failures, setbacks and letdowns in your future, but then again, anyone from NHL:1 could have told you that... or probably already has. For the love of all that is good, get rid of your mullet. Stop living in the 80's.

Aquarius: Most Aquarius' will be ending bad relationships this month... but which chat hos to dump will be tough. Your luck will be increased by a member of the opposite sex with a limp who will change your life but drink your moonshine. Extra work will come your way also, and no, I don't mean horizontal work, Pervert! Stick to one lover this week.

Pisces: Love is on the horizon so stop your whining! Although you may be frustrated at trying to find a new chat love, stay focused and eventually the Instant Messages you have sent around NHL:1 will do their trick. The words 'short', 'fat' and 'bald' are about to come into your life. This could be one of many chatters that fit this description from within NHL:1 that responds to you soon. Keep your fingers crossed, but your legs wide open.

Try this website below just for fun.

When answering the questions try be honest about who you really are and see what/who comes up for you. If you are not satisfied, then you can use the information you provide on your profile of your false identities.

http://www.love-predictions.com/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=zodiacsigns&utm_campaign=lovepredictions&gclid=CInDkpKY45QCFSQqagodd00RQw
Oh yes, just one more thing...

Contrary to popular belief, I am not online nor in chat 24/7... so a daily update is not always possible. My apologies to those of you who rely so much on this blog each and everyday.

No more hate mail, or comments please!

LOL!!!

noreply@blogger.com (... Oh the Drama) — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 01:47:00 +0000

So I'm watching television the other night... the Discovery Channel to be exact... and I'm viewing a show that I have only heard about, but never personally tuned in for.

The Deadliest Catch is a documentary-style reality television series that documents the events aboard fishing boats in the Bering Sea. The show is named Deadliest Catch because the crew of these boats are at a high risk of injury or death.

The series follows eight to ten crab fishing boats and their crews throughout two of the dangerous crab fishing seasons, the October king crab and the January opilio crab. The show emphasizes the very real danger to the crew on the decks of these boats and with each episode has a focus on a story or situation that occurs on one or more boats with side stories on the backgrounds and particular activities of one or two crew members.

The fleet's captains are featured prominently throughout the episodes... highlighting their camaraderie with their fellow captains and relationships with their crew... as well as their competitive nature against the other boats in the fleet regarding the hunt for crab throughout the fishing grounds.

So anyway... I'm about ten minutes into the Deadliest Catch and I must agree that this job is as they say... quite dangerous. But after seeing the 'dangers' involved on these vessels... I got to thinking... I know of an even more dangerous profession... chat room player... or shall we say chat room spermer.

Once I touch base with buff_lincoln, verian_my_spider_daemon and jimmy_cinderella, I'll get their opinion on maybe producing a show of our own.

I'm thinking this show should be called...THE DEADLIEST SNATCH.

The Deadliest Catch has a creator in Thom Beers. The CRU would need someone to step up and fill this position for their show. Any suggestions? I know who my choice would be.

The narrator for the Deadliest Catch is Mike Rowe. The CRU, since they are generally silent, and 'type their shit' will need to fill this position as well. I'm thinking since Steve (gartner22ny) is well loved by all the ladies, or at least his voice is... should be considered for the narrator of THE DEADLIEST SNATCH. What do you think?

The opening theme for the U.S. TV airing of the Deadliest Catch is "Wanted Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi. Now taking our title of the THE DEADLIEST SNATCH into consideration, the CRU will need to come up with a title song for their show. Any ideas?

In the Deadliest Catch, a two person camera crew lives on each boat profiled. They use handheld cameras to shoot most of the series. Additional footage is provided by four stationary cameras that are permanently mounted around the ship and are constantly recording.

In THE DEADLIEST SNATCH the CRU will need a two person camera crew as well. Preferably two males who would not blow their load at the sight of a naked woman. I'm thinking the two homosexuals in Dak and Hotshotschamp would be best for this.

And again... in the Deadliest Catch, remember that they utilize eight to ten crab fishing boats. In the show the CRU hopes to put together... THE DEADLIEST SNATCH, the CRU will need to find eight to ten crab infested pusheyholes. These positions should be the easiest to fill.

I'm thinking the CRU could get the below to partake in this venture...

1. Justine (lotusblossom604)
2. Shortybynature_mandi
3. Ine (foxy_the_first)
4. Sherry_berry27
5. Rachel (hastingsgirl)
6. Mary (mary_christine21)
7. Trisha (costergirl16)
8. Veronica (bels_belfour)

If the above choose not to participate we have the below that qualify as well...

9. Jill (boltsgirlvl4)
10. Lindsay (butter_cup0)
11. Tracy (northerncutie08)
12. Sonya (nashvillepredsfan)
13. Debbie (berrybusygirl)
14. Cerah (hockeymom935)
15. Katie (canucks_girl44)
16. Allie (sharks1419)

I'm sure I am missing a few names. ;)

According to the pilot episode of the Deadliest Catch, the death rate during the main crab seasons averages out to nearly one fisherman per week, while the injury rate for crews on most crab boats in the fleet is nearly 100% due to the severe weather conditions (frigid gales, rogue waves, ice formations on and around the boat) and the danger of working with such heavy machinery on a constantly rolling boat deck.

Alaskan king crab fishing reported over 300 fatalities per 100,000 as of 2008, with over 80% of those deaths caused by drowning or hypothermia.

On THE DEADLIEST SNATCH we hope to take the necessary precautions so we do not lose a single male chatter to disease. Just enter at your own risk. ;)

Don't worry girls, the guys will get theirs.

If the CRU can get THE DEADLIEST SNATCH off the ground with any success, I'm sure they will be able to get their next series going soon thereafter.

I'm thinking for the guys we can go with DIRTY KNOBS. A spin off from the Dirty Jobs series, also a Discovery Channel TV show and hosted by Mike Rowe.

For this I'm already thinking of names such as...

1. Jim (zr22k)... anyone that sticks it to danabomb and lotusblossum is in.

2. Ryan (antiwhy)

3. Jeremy (kottonmouth02)

4. Mark (kingvspades)

5. Paul (jerzzzey)

6. Bill (wildbp)

7. James (hoffa75ca)

And many many more. ;)

Come on CRU, I'm leaving it up to you to put it together.